Sunday, February 26, 2012

Screw the Oscars

The Academy Awards are not entertaining to me, therefore I didn't want to do a runny diary of them. I think it was last year I started to do one and quit like an hour into it. The only thing I enjoyed on last night's show was the Cirque de Soleil stuff. That ish was cool.

I can't believe LP thought Angelina looked "bangin" last night. Holy crap, she looks so bad. And not Michael Jackson bad. I mean bad bad. I've obviously never been a fan of hers, but man, she looks so bad now. I understand everyone has their own taste, but come on bro.

3 days until I have health insurance again.

Today I am driving the death machine because we didn't get another car. So if I die, know tha I love all of you. And mize has to take over Monday posts again.

My MLB predictions. AL playoff teams: Texas, Cleveland, New York, Detroit. NL: Philly, Cincy, LA, Miami. Philly/Detroit World Series. AL MVP: Miguel Cabrera. NL MVP: Matt Kemp

My 2nd half NBA prediction. I won't watch 1 game.

Whatta got planned for the last few days of black history month?

126 comments:

Aitch said...

What about the extra wildcards, Keef?

Beth said...

"I can't believe LP thought Angelina looked "bangin" last night. Holy crap, she looks so bad. And not Michael Jackson bad. I mean bad bad."

She certainly didn't help her case with that weird 1 leg out pose she apparently did. I wasn't watching at the time but she was mocked by the award winner.

tem said...

Pirates didn't make your playoff picks?

tem said...

I have a CT scan planned for today. Should be fun.

Keef said...

What about the extra wildcards, Keef?


Forgot about that. Boston & AZ

tem said...

Medical forms are fun to fill out. Wtf is pheocromoctoma? It is asking if I have that....I don't even know what it is or how to pronounce it. I put no.

tem said...

Oops, miised the 'y' in that word. Pheocromocytoma.

Keef said...

pheochromocytoma or phaeochromocytoma (PCC) is a neuroendocrine tumor of the medulla of the adrenal glands (originating in the chromaffin cells), or extra-adrenal chromaffin tissue that failed to involute after birth [1] and secretes excessive amounts of catecholamines, usually noradrenaline (norepinephrine), and adrenaline (epinephrine) to a lesser extent. It is usually caused by microwaves.


Don't worry, you're good

tem said...

Microwaves are trouble.

Now I am in a private room watching ESPN. Soon I have to drink iodine.

tem said...

Drink is just crystal light. With a chemical. Tastes good.

El Padrino said...

"I can't believe LP thought Angelina looked "bangin" last night."

she's a fox stop it

El Padrino said...

"I have a CT scan planned for today. Should be fun."

dentist tonight

woe

tem said...

I should change my name to "tem 4000"

tem said...

I'd get instant street cred.

tem said...

So far ct scan is ok. Drink kool aid...watch tv.

El Padrino said...

all downhill from here tem

tem said...

Yeah, later is IV and sitting still.

tem said...

People in the aqua velva commercial throw like girls.

Blue said...

you shouldn't be sharing your medical history with us, it's agains HIPPa laws or something

tem said...

I'm allowed.

tem said...

There is a good MSG/Lin joke out there somewhere.

El Padrino said...

man wade broke kobe's nose

Keef said...

You can get a sunburn on your eyes.

Keef said...

she's a fox stop it


Normally I'm busting balls when I give you shit, but in this case I honestly think you're insane

El Padrino said...

the silent movie won the oscar?

jesus

awful

El Padrino said...

"Normally I'm busting balls when I give you shit, but in this case I honestly think you're insane"

then you think alot of people are insane

El Padrino said...

ohio hs school has a columbine thing going on today

Keef said...

then you think alot of people are insane



I guess so. I'm talking about her specifically last night, though.

El Padrino said...

look i have a thing for her ok
lets just leave it at that

how about penelope cruz

jesus i'd give up a few toes to bang that

El Padrino said...

that accent slays me

Keef said...

Cruz is ok

El Padrino said...

i want to have phone sex with her

El Padrino said...

man it's hot in here

El Padrino said...

RG III looks like he'll be injured alot

Keef said...

The RG3 stuff is dumb. WGAF if he can run a 4.4? Doesn't mean he can be a good QB.

Keef said...

RG3 on the cover of NCAA 2013, too. Another jinx

El Padrino said...

oh he's good

El Padrino said...

just looks to me like his body frame is somewhat suspect to big hits if he's going to be like newton

his arm is crazy, like a right handed vick

fucking laser beams

Keef said...

oh he's good



Yeah. I just don't think he's good enough to be a top 5 pick. And after his 40, people were saying he could go #2. That's ludicrith*

El Padrino said...

he's top 6 because of the teams picking there

at least 3 teams need qb's

Keef said...

Right. He's top 6 because of team needs, not because of his talent.

Keef said...

Don't get me wrong. he's a great ath-a-lete. I just don't see him as a franchise QB. I think you were probably saying the same thing.

Keef said...

remember that time that Ryan Braun cheated and got away with it? That was awesome

El Padrino said...

aaron rodgers defending braun is weird

they must have a bromance

El Padrino said...

"I think you were probably saying the same thing."

i think i am too

El Padrino said...

good story in the times about baylor

El Padrino said...

had no clue campus is in Waco

Keef said...

David Koresh founded Baylor

El Padrino said...

this pineda kid is 6'7 280

holy shit

El Padrino said...

"Are you ready for some racing — some Monday night racing?"

no.

El Padrino said...

toniiigghhhttttt

WE ARE YOUNG

Keef said...

FUN

Keef said...

cmk got me an ipod for our anniv. That was suite.

Keef said...

hopefully she doesn't try to hide it behind the bed

Blue said...

what the fuck

Blue said...

my blogger went gay

Blue said...

RGIII is Akili Smith 2.0

or tebow 3.0

Blue said...

although I was surprised at how athletic Andrew Luck turned out to be...

Blue said...

huge difference between luck and RGIII, Luck at least had some talented guys around him.

neither conference plays any defense, so it'll be an adjustment for either one of them.

Blue said...

RGIII said they didn't even have a playbook at Baylor until last year.

how is that possible?

Blue said...

RGIII was recruited by Stanford to...I guess Harbaugh gave him a hard time in the interview the other day about not picking stanford.

Blue said...

screw google

El Padrino said...

fuckin blogger

El Padrino said...

i dont like this

Blue said...

This can't be permanent right?

Blue said...

sascha baron cohen dumping shit all over ryan seacrest is hilarity

Keef said...

VW dealership was trying to sell us a 2012 Passat for $424/mo on Saturday, after we told them our entire story of the shit that's happened. We told them that we pay $350/mo right now for the Tiguan and we're not paying more than we're paying now, especially if we're getting a car now compared to an SUV. Then the dude says he can do a 48 month lease for $350 for the Passat, but not 36 month. We told him it had to be 36 month because we don't even want to be with VW anymore but we need a car that doesn't have the potential to get us killed whenever we make a turn. He said "i've already bled this as much as possible. We've never given this kind of discount on a Passat." So we said no and we left. Then yesterday dude calls cmk and says they can do 36 months at $350. We look at the vehicle online and see that the sale price for it and the depreciation on it is less than the Tiguan, so we tell the dude no because we're not paying the same amount for a car that costs less than what we have now. not to mention that we have an SUV and they're trying to get us to take a sedan. Dude says he'll see if he can get a 2012 Tiguan for the same price for us and will call cmk today.
So this morning filok gets online and gets a quote for the exact same car we were looking at and the quote says it's $219/mo with $1999 down. With nothing down, it would be, at most, $304/mo. So dude texts cmk and says the best price he can get on the Tiguan is $396/mo. She texts him what her dad got as far as a quote online and the dude says "No, that's for a manual transmission, not automatic." cmk texts back "Nope - it is for the S Sedan, 6-speed automatic with appearance...it is the EXACT same car". VW dude says "You're right, sorry. I plugged the numbers in and it comes to $219 plus taxes, plus fees with $2K down and no trade"
Fucking car salesman*. I hate dealing with this shit.

Blue said...

car salesman are the worst

El Padrino said...

it's their livelyhood, they all reek of desperation

El Padrino said...

if this is permanent im done

Blue said...

yeah, this is awful

ToddPacker said...

what's the problem? blogger looks the same on my phone

Beth said...

"what's the problem? blogger looks the same on my phone"

And it looks the same on my computer.

Blue said...

eat a dick blogger

Blue said...

it looks all awful on my computer.

tried using firefox, thinking it was an IE thing


maybe i need to clear my cache

El Padrino said...

nope same thing

fuck this

El Padrino said...

it looks like the login page except with comments

El Padrino said...

half the page is just white canvas

Beth said...

Clearly that's all user error.

s

El Padrino said...

what a commercial

Keef said...

blogger is working fine for me

Beth said...

And now it's messed up for me suddenly.

El Padrino said...

good

karma in yo face

Keef said...

me too now

El Padrino said...

hahahhahahahahahahaha

Beth said...

I blame EP, he broke blogger.

kod said...

yeah this is terrible



"if this is permanent im done"



doubtful it's permanent, who could possibly consider this an improvement?

El Padrino said...

clearly this is freak's fault

Blue said...

i blame zuckerberg

it's his effort to make everyone use facebook

Beth said...

"doubtful it's permanent, who could possibly consider this an improvement?"


Shhhhh kod, if ep thinks this is permanent he's gone.

Blue said...

who would we look up to?

who would call all the defensive plays?

Blue said...

honestly I blame Tem

his CT scan ruined blogger

El Padrino said...

id rather have sex with that fat chick from bridesmaids then go to the dentist

Keef said...

than

El Padrino said...

i dont care keef

Keef said...

so tem is ok with ct scans, but not with microwaves?

El Padrino said...

Kings staying in Sacratomatoe*

dumb dumb dumb

what a shitty city that place

Keef said...

i dont care keef



I know. You would have used it correctly if this was a work email.

(S)

El Padrino said...

Giant hero Manningham reportedly signing a 4 year deal with the Tampa Bay Bucs.

El Padrino said...

I know. You would have used it correctly if this was a work email.


keef knows

Blue said...

EP, the way your comment reads, you'd like to have sex with the fat chick, afterwards you'd like to go to the dentist

Blue said...

"Kings staying in Sacratomatoe*

dumb dumb dumb

what a shitty city that place"

it was either that, or sell the team

El Padrino said...

EP, the way your comment reads, you'd like to have sex with the fat chick, afterwards you'd like to go to the dentist

i get that

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

i get that. Have you not read my stance on Adele?

*fixed

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Wall

Meiz said...

"I can't believe LP thought Angelina looked "bangin" last night. Holy crap, she looks so bad. And not Michael Jackson bad. I mean bad bad. I've obviously never been a fan of hers, but man, she looks so bad now. I understand everyone has their own taste, but come on bro."


THIS

Keef said...

The St. Louis Rams have decided to trade the No. 2 pick, league sources said Monday.
According to sources, the Rams already have had trade discussions with the Cleveland Browns (No. 4), Washington Redskins (No. 6) and Miami Dolphins (No. 8), each of whom is scheduled to pick in the top eight in April's draft.


Smat*

Keef said...

O:FNY

Keef said...

This new page doesn't bother me that much. It's definitely a lot different but would probably be easy to get used to

Meiz said...

"aaron rodgers defending braun is weird

they must have a bromance"

They do

Meiz said...

Question.

I had an on site assessment for a job I applied for last week. When the group of us finished it, the recruiter kept me behind and asked me about when I might be able to start and get relocated, and suggested that I stick around and finish applying and doing an assessment for a better position in the company. I get home, and find an email in my inbox saying I'm not eligible for the position. I got the email before I even left the building, AND the recruiter said he'd be calling me within the next 2 days to set up an interview.

What the fuck? Should I just sit tight and wait for the call?

Should I email the recruiter and express my concern?

Meiz said...

"doubtful it's permanent, who could possibly consider this an improvement?"


Google. They're doing this minimalist kind of stuff with their products.

I don't mind it.

Meiz said...

drnuk tem ketchup.

Funny stuff. We had Franz on the ice this weekend. I got very drnuk.

Keef said...

Should I email the recruiter and express my concern



This. Don't ever sit tight and do nothing

tem said...

Blogger is ok.

Them did not like the microwave-like aspects of the CT scan.

NASCAR dude crashed into the truck that has the jet engine dryer...jet fuel burnt the track to shit. Announces say the race will continue. Tem thinks not.

tem said...

If new/old gets fixed than* I don't care about Blogger style changes.

tem said...

Meiz, email the recruiter tell them whatta* happened .

Meiz said...

"Meiz, email the recruiter tell them whatta* happened ."


I will.

Meiz said...

Regardless, I have this face

O_O

because I don't want to lose out on a good career with a company I want to be a part of, because the process got kinda screwy.

Jugdish said...

Shhhhh kod, if ep thinks this is permanent he's gone.

hilarity

Jugdish said...

Should I email the recruiter and express my concern?



I'd call the recruiter

Jugdish said...

If new/old gets fixed than* I don't care about Blogger style changes.




we have to get there to find out

Jugdish said...

im not a fan of these changes either

tem said...

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