Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Lin TOs due to fact Asians can't drive

A Scientist from New Jersey has discovered that Jeremy Lin turns the ball over because "everyone knows Asian can't drive." When asked a follow up question the Scientist responded to our field reporter by saying "whatta do women? ROMANCE! Look it up"

So things in temhio are pretty calm. The weather is really nice so all the global warming people are out in full force. It is hilarious because last winter was super cold and all the anti-global warming people were out in full force. I think I sit right in the middle somewhere. Yeah humans fucked up the atmosphere, but I'm not sure enough to affect the planet too much. It's a big planet and has gone through hot streaks and cold streaks without our help before.

Good UFC fights on Saturday as keef said. I think Bader will beat Rampage. Rampage seems to be fighting for the paycheck. He knows he will never get the title so he will just make lots of money doing movies and fighting up and comers. If Bader loses he is on his way out....also if he loses he should have to change his nickname. Also, inexplicably I'll pick Henderson over Edgar. I hope that fight is this weekend...I'm starting to second guess myself.

Lesson 512: don't piss off derron Williams.

Dr. Appointment tomorrow. Hopefully they'll shed some light onto why my side hurts. If it is a tumor I am 100% going Arnold S. voice and saying "its nawt a tuuumor"

81 comments:

Keef said...

Affect

Beth said...

That's how he says it in real life.

Blue said...

effect

tem said...

affect...fuckin A.

i get that right 99% of the time.

affect is the verb, effect is the noun.

Blue said...

carmelo + Lin = 0-1

Blue said...

applied for a job that was VP of finance administration.

whatever that is

tem said...

i think it is head admin assistant.

Blue said...

I used to work with the CFO, so i'm figuring i'll at least get an interview

tem said...

not if he hates you.

Keef said...

I thought you didn't like the cfo

Keef said...

Cats can’t taste sweet flavors.

tem said...

is that why they seem so pissed all the time?

Keef said...

Hey, don't talk badly about cats

/Tyler

tem said...

i don't get the cat reference.

Keef said...

Tyler has 27 cats

tem said...

no he doesn't

Blue said...

23 cats?

Blue said...

i remember tyler's cmtyler having cats

Spaceman Spiff said...

2 day work week, then hawaii for 5 days, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

probably gonna miss UFC though, suite card, hope bendo wins

Keef said...

no he doesn't



If you have 2 cats, you minus swell have 27 cats

Spaceman Spiff said...

rampage will try harder in japan, bader sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Braves pitcher Tommy Hanson will miss at least a few more days of Spring Training workouts as he recovers from a mild concussion suffered during an early Monday morning auto accident."

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

Yeah humans fucked up the atmosphere, but I'm not sure enough to affect the planet too much. It's a big planet and has gone through hot streaks and cold streaks without our help before.



george carlin on saving the planet

Blue said...

"hilarity"


saw that live last night...was very confused by it.

Granted the T-wolves didn't have any timeouts left

That is all said...

"They noted the car’s color and remembered the license plate number. After seeing a person in the vehicle attempt to lure them in by holding a soda out of the window, the students told a school official, who then called the police.

The police officer used the description the students gave to locate the vehicle, which was being driven by a parent of who was looking to show off the vehicle they had purchased."


wow, nice parent; gotta go impress those grade schoolers with my new rims

tem said...

if grade school kids respect you then you have made it.

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

Big day

Keef said...

not as big as your face

Spaceman Spiff said...

red sux got a chris carpenter today

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

good times

tem said...

we had such a good last two weeks...and then this.

sadface.

ToddPacker said...

"we had such a good last two weeks...and then this."

we don't have anyone calling the plays today

Keef said...

LoV is especially tall today

Blue said...

linsanity wore us out

Jugdish said...

your face is worn out

Blue said...

from riding your mom

Jugdish said...

i remember tyler's cmtyler having cats



i know tyler had cats, but i thought kod was the ace ventura of LOV...something like 6 cats

Jugdish said...

from riding your mom



your face rides my mom?

Blue said...

kod does love the pussy

Jugdish said...

working a little late today

Blue said...

"your face rides my mom?"


so?

ToddPacker said...

"working a little late today"

it's not late

Jugdish said...

12 hour day...

Meiz said...

Helluva day, I see

Jugdish said...

not woe, i like my yob

Keef said...

Woe

tem said...

It's woe.

Keef said...

We are at war with VW right now. Fucking VW

tem said...

If it was WV you would lose.

Keef said...

Twhnbs

tem said...

Cmtem has a VW. They are pretty inept when it comes to fixing it. Her engine light comes on and they always tell. Her it is because she didn't put the gas cap on right. She knows how to do that, so if it has happened 8 times maybe the gas gap is busted....finally they gave her a new cap and no problems since.

Keef said...

About 6 months ago I was driving it and on 2 different occasions it just stalled. One was when I was on the freeway and the other was when I was making a left turn out of a parking lot, across traffic. I take it in and they said it was a gas sensor problem and it was fixed. About 2 weeks ago cmk was driving it, with bgas in it, and it stall when she was making a right turn, and it stalled when she was turning left from our street onto a major road. She took it in 2 weeks ago and they've driven it 1000 miles and can't duplicate the problem. She's called VM corporate to say we don't want this car back...either end the lease or give us a comparable vehicle. They say wait until service is done with the vehicle. VW service guy calls me today and says it's fixed. I said oh did you duplicate the problem? He says no, but we think it was because the oil was a quart low. I said we're not taking the vehicle back on a whim. Cmk calls corporate case worker and he says we have to take the car because it's fixed. She requests a supervisor, and I'm waiting to hear what that person said

Keef said...

I told the guy it's not like it's just pulling to one side or riding rough. It's fucking stalling when we are pulling into traffic

Meiz said...

That blows

ToddPacker said...

fuck vw

Keef said...

Yeah!

ToddPacker said...

gators win an ugly one tonight

ToddPacker said...

I think walker (5'8") lead the team in rebounds

ToddPacker said...

luckily auburn sucks

Keef said...

Those shorts that college volleyball chicks wear are grate

Meiz said...

Applying for yobs is a pain in the ass

Meiz said...

"Those shorts that college volleyball chicks wear are grate"

Good god, yes.

Meiz said...

I know this is really dumb, but I feel like I'm telling the women I work with to fuck off by applying for jobs now.

Meiz said...

The ship is barely staying afloat for us right now, and I don't know what they'll do if I leave. Well, I'm fairly certain one of them will quit if/when I leave. She's said as much.

Jugdish said...

mize walks out

Jugdish said...

Good god, applying for jobs is wildly inconvenient. And tedious. Just hire me, I promise I'll be a boss at whatever you throw at me



do these yobs allow you to apply on line?

Jugdish said...

YA-HUGE day!

Meiz said...

"do these yobs allow you to apply on line?"


Yes. The preliminary testing and questionnaires are fuckin ridiculous.

Meiz said...

It takes over an hour just to apply for a job. The fuck, man?

Meiz said...

Again, I'd like to express my general disdain for employers in America.

Meiz said...

Facebook Status Update Of The Day:

"Rest in piece Grandpa"



Oops

Jugdish said...

Yes. The preliminary testing and questionnaires are fuckin ridiculous.



im not understanding how its wildy inconvenient if you don't have to leave your house.

Jugdish said...

blue is fired

Keef said...

im not understanding how its wildy inconvenient if you don't have to leave your house.


You know who you're talking to, right?

Jugdish said...

You know who you're talking to, right?



true...my bad

Beth said...

You know who you're talking to, right?

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Blue said...

ok go now

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