A Scientist from New Jersey has discovered that Jeremy Lin turns the ball over because "everyone knows Asian can't drive." When asked a follow up question the Scientist responded to our field reporter by saying "whatta do women? ROMANCE! Look it up"
So things in temhio are pretty calm. The weather is really nice so all the global warming people are out in full force. It is hilarious because last winter was super cold and all the anti-global warming people were out in full force. I think I sit right in the middle somewhere. Yeah humans fucked up the atmosphere, but I'm not sure enough to affect the planet too much. It's a big planet and has gone through hot streaks and cold streaks without our help before.
Good UFC fights on Saturday as keef said. I think Bader will beat Rampage. Rampage seems to be fighting for the paycheck. He knows he will never get the title so he will just make lots of money doing movies and fighting up and comers. If Bader loses he is on his way out....also if he loses he should have to change his nickname. Also, inexplicably I'll pick Henderson over Edgar. I hope that fight is this weekend...I'm starting to second guess myself.
Lesson 512: don't piss off derron Williams.
Dr. Appointment tomorrow. Hopefully they'll shed some light onto why my side hurts. If it is a tumor I am 100% going Arnold S. voice and saying "its nawt a tuuumor"