Wednesday, February 01, 2012

it's a super wednesday

I guess everything in Indy this week is "super". Have a "super" day. Hope you have a "super" time here at the waterpark. This weather is "super"...etc.

Denver is trying to bid for the 2022 winter olympics, so they're using Indy as an example or some crap. I'm not buying it. Denver kicks indy's ass at everything but speedracing. Even our mom's basements are better here.

Is the superbowl in NYC next year, or is that 2014? I'm too lazy to look it up. I hope they have one of those noreasters that week.

I've been trying to think about other cool places to live. I can't, this is the best city in america. We just don't have a beach. That's the only drawback to Denver.

Pitchers and catchers report in like 18 days (go ahead and correct me with the right amount of days keith, i don't care).

In case you guys missed it, the groundhog saw it's shadow so keith is going to be an ass for another 8 weeks.

I found out cool tidbits about snack food from some newspaper article this last weekend. Like Guacamole was i guess invented in Denver. Nachos are named after some kid that was like a busboy in Mexico (whose nickname was Nacho) who was out of food to serve people so he whipped up some "nachos especiale". Pico de Gallo is named after some pico guy. see what you learn when you read.

Have a super wednesday

153 comments:

tem said...

i like pico de gallo.

Jugdish said...

Even our mom's basements are better here.



funny

tem said...

people who were at the summit will think that is funny.

tem said...

"In case you guys missed it, the groundhog saw it's shadow"

he sees it every year.

he comes out and there are 100s of people outside. he gets scared and goes inside.

he might not be able to see the people but he can sure as heck smell them.

tem said...

cmtem and i are discussing a move to denver. ns.

but i think it snows too much there.

tem said...

i could be wrong though. i've never been there so i have no idea what it is like.

Blue said...

it hardly ever snows in town, and when it does, it's gone within a day or so

Beth said...

"cmtem and i are discussing a move to denver. ns."

Dibbs on temhio.

tem said...

the bible says they get 53 inches of snow a year.

tem said...

33 snowy days a year.

tem said...

bible does say "Snowfall is normally short lived, with many snowfalls melting quickly, due to the high altitude and dry sunny climate in the city. "

Beth said...

"the bible says they get 53 inches of snow a year."


I wish I got 53 inches a year.

/beth

Blue said...

everytime I think about moving away, i just can't

It's not too hot, never too cold. The sun shines about 300 days a year. doesn't rain much, doesn't snow very often (when it does though, there is usually a lot). Small enough city that it's not crazy, big enough that there's plenty to do.

Blue said...

yeah snow melts super fast here.

it's not like other places where in March you're still looking at snow from December.

Blue said...

about once every 3 years we have a ya-huge storm in town and it'll shut everything down for a day

tem said...

700,000 more people for tem to hate there than in columbus.

no good college football team.

tem said...

no melo. but tebow is there.

Jugdish said...

cmtem and i are discussing a move to denver. ns.



no

/cmblue

tem said...

cmblue is the one who suggested it

El Padrino said...

2014

tem said...

the cms have their own blog.

i don't think we are supposed to talk about that though.

tem said...

cmtem is probably gonna get kicked out of the club for telling me.

apparently rev, freak, steve and zeke blog there now.

El Padrino said...

denver is cool

El Padrino said...

"I hope they have one of those noreasters that week."

today's high is like 60

ns

been a warm winter and we havent had any real snow yet

tem said...

yeah because last winter sucked balls

tem said...

it was like 9 degrees last year at this time

Keef said...

(go ahead and correct me with the right amount of days keith, i don't care).

In case you guys missed it, the groundhog saw it's shadow so keith is going to be an ass for another 8 weeks.



He's so bitter

Keef said...

cmtem and i are discussing a move to denver. ns.



1 step closer to moving to to ND

Keef said...

too many to's

Keef said...

Ya-huge is my new favorite LPism

Keef said...

The Meet the Press theme music was composed by John Williams.

tem said...

"1 step closer to moving to to ND"

Denver is a direct flight to Bismarck.

that is a major reason we'd consider it. my parent's would be all mad about it.

of course they are 2hrs away now and i see them like 5 times a year tops. so it wouldn't be much different if i was in denver.

tem said...

until we had kids. i bet if we have kids mom of tem will be over a lot.

that will drive cmtem nuts.

tem said...

count that as a pro for a denver move.

El Padrino said...

"I've been trying to think about other cool places to live."

i like this game

pick 5 you can do it

Keef said...

that will drive cmtem nuts.



I don't know what it is about wifes* and their mil's. Cmk doesn't dislike my mom, but I can tell it bothers her if she's around a lot.

Keef said...

pick 5 you can do it



What are the rules to this? Like, I can think of 5 places that would be cool to live, short term, but I wouldn't want to live there for a long time.

Jugdish said...

the cms have their own blog.



funny

El Padrino said...

soult train guy died

El Padrino said...

oh crap

El Padrino said...

i think fuckbook is filing with SEC for IPO today

tem said...

"I don't know what it is about wifes* and their mil's. Cmk doesn't dislike my mom, but I can tell it bothers her if she's around a lot."

exactly

El Padrino said...

IT'S CALLED NATURE

Tyler said...

City with a beach > city without a beach. It's a scientifically proven fact.

Jugdish said...

City with a beach > city without a beach. It's a scientifically proven fact.



i would not say galveston is a better city than denver, and it has a beach.

Tyler said...

Then you don't believe in science.

Keef said...

Who is this Tyler cat?

Keef said...

National signing day is fun.

Keef said...

It's fun seeing teams like ND & FSU have top 5 classes and then barely finish in the top 25 during the season

Keef said...

Submitted my taxes last night. I fell* good

El Padrino said...

adele will sing at grammy's

i'm gonna masturbate to that performance

Keef said...

wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle yeah
wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle yeah
wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle yeah
wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle

Keef said...

gross. I did not see that LP comment before I posted that.

ns

Keef said...

adele will sing at grammy's

i'm gonna masturbate to that performance





LP likes fatties

Jugdish said...

she has a nice ass


/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"soult train guy died"

killed himself

El Padrino said...

left that part out

Pass the Lysol said...

"killed himself"



at 75; so weird

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A Tulsa man is headed to the Super Bowl along with ten friends thanks to Visa.

Visa announced on its Facebook page that Tulsa resident Zane Hight was the winner of the Super Bowl grand prize, a trip to Indianapolis with 10 friends.

Zane doesn't have a favorite team, but he told News On 6 he's excited to see Kelly Clarkson perform the National Anthem."

Jugdish said...

Zane doesn't have a favorite team, but he told News On 6 he's excited to see Kelly Clarkson perform the National Anthem."


I'll masturbate during that national anthem

/Lp

Keef said...

Zane doesn't have a favorite team, but he told News On 6 he's excited to see Kelly Clarkson perform the National Anthem.



No chance he has 10 friends

Keef said...

But luckily for him, Indy is the SF of the midwest

Jugdish said...

at 75; so weird



so young too

/tp

Keef said...

ha

Jugdish said...

But luckily for him, Indy is the SF of the midwest


lucky for me too

/freak

Keef said...

Kelly Clarkson did almost win as many games as the Colts won this season

Keef said...

She can probably bench press more than most of the team, too

Jugdish said...

She can probably bench press more than most of the team, too



with wheels of cheese (rev bat signal) on each end of the bar

Blue said...

"Submitted my taxes last night. I fell* good"

same here...gonna get almost 2k back in federal...but will have to pay 900 or so in state.

nets out to 1100, i'm good with that.

Keef said...

we ended up with $3700 from federal & $1800 from state

we're gonna go to sizzler

tem said...

"In case you guys missed it, the groundhog saw it's shadow so keith is going to be an ass for another 8 weeks."

isn't this tomorrow?

tem said...

"No chance he has 10 friends"

after winning tickets to the superbowl he now has at least 10 friends.

El Padrino said...

five guys

tem said...

"we ended up with $3700 from federal & $1800 from state"

comfortably for 10 months /meiz

Blue said...

"isn't this tomorrow?"

90% of the stuff in my post is made up.

i think groundhog's day is like the 8th

Blue said...

nope, tem is right, it's tomorrow

tem said...

i take everything in the posts as being facts.

Keef said...

NY guy here had In n Out for the first time ever last week. He said he's been there every day since

tem said...

"I've been trying to think about other cool places to live. I can't, this is the best city in america. We just don't have a beach. That's the only drawback to Denver."

so is this the 10% true part or part of the 90% made up?

tem said...

NYC guys love in and out.

Keef said...

Beach in Denver

Meiz said...

I am getting absolutely throttled here. This blows.

Keef said...

life sucks

tem said...

and they don't pay you more

El Padrino said...

they opened a steak n shake hear* in midtown

i will try one day

El Padrino said...

does the cougher do the phlegm noise thing too, where like you can hear the boogers being sucked down the throat and schwalloed*

cuz man that shit is gross

Pass the Lysol said...

90% of the stuff in my post is made up.


damn, I spread your false information around the office today (ns). Eh, gotta blame myself for that one though


gully kod

El Padrino said...

hilarity

tem said...

I almost spread the groundhog info but at the last moment remembered its tomorrow.

Blue said...

ok, maybe 60% of it is made up.

the snacks thing is true (although i've never fact checked what i read)

the denver stuff is true.

i'm not sure about any other part of it.

Blue said...

"Guacamole was made by the Aztecs as early as the 16th century.[1] The name comes from an Aztec dialect via Nahuatl āhuacamolli, which literally translates to "avocado sauce""


so that snack tidbit was not true

Blue said...

"The maître d', Ignacio "Nacho" Anaya, invented a new snack for them with what little he had available in the kitchen: tortillas and cheese. Anaya cut the tortillas into triangles, added longhorn cheddar cheese, quickly heated them, and added sliced jalapeño peppers.[Note 1] He served the dish, calling it Nachos especiales[4]"


so the nachos part was true.

i'm 50/50 today

El Padrino said...

india has talent

nuts

Blue said...

buffalo wings were invented by a mom who wanted to whip something up for her hungry kids a late night snack at the bar she ran

tem said...

50-50 ain't bad.

Keef said...

There was a kid in my hike school who's name was Juan but everyone called him Nacho.

Keef said...

He ended up being gay and is married to a dude in NY now

ns

Keef said...

I guess that should be whose, not who's

El Padrino said...

"buffalo wings were invented by a mom who wanted to whip something up for her hungry kids a late night snack at the bar she ran"

that's right, in buffalo ny

tem said...

mark walhberg would have invented wings better.

El Padrino said...

impossible they are perfect

Keef said...

that's right, in buffalo ny




You don't say.

Keef said...

impossible they are perfect



Not at Hooters

Keef said...

i'm 50/50 today



You have cancer? Condolences

Jugdish said...

pain in the ass

/Lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

"they opened a steak n shake hear* in midtown"

padrino

Spaceman Spiff said...

havent been back to five guys since the first time

Keef said...

LP has been talking for weeks about the steak & shake

Keef said...

"She's just being a toddler and has no idea how loud she's being."



That's where you, as a parent, enter the picture.

El Padrino said...

or smother her

/casey anthony

Keef said...

too soon

Keef said...

She wasn't smothered. She drownt* in the pool

/Grandpa Anthony

Blue said...

we will call him Carl

Keef said...

Ah, it's George

Keef said...

He doesn't let Lenny play with the rabbits or live off the fat of the land

Pass the Lysol said...

"Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum will bring his “Made in America” message Sunday to Bemidji and plans a community photo at the Paul and Babe statues."



yikes, ole Rick's getting desperate. I actually didn't know he was still in the race; I'm not sure why as it's down to Romney v. Gingrich at this point....w/ Ron Paul waiting to become the next Perot/Nader

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Floyd Mayweather @FloydMayweather


I'm fighting Miguel Cotto on May 5th because Miss Pac Man is ducking me."

damn

Keef said...

miss pac man was the bomb

El Padrino said...

i think i'm gonna leave soon

El Padrino said...

being in charge is grate*

Keef said...

can you vote?

El Padrino said...

i sure can

Keef said...

FACE!

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

you mean "peace"

/keef

Pass the Lysol said...

one of my fb friends just dropped one of these in a status..... ;(


a frowning wink? the fuck is that??

Meiz said...

How is Blue gonna deal with living in Temver?

Meiz said...

"a frowning wink? the fuck is that??"


Probably a frown & a tear

Meiz said...

pico de gallo made me laugh

Blue said...

"How is Blue gonna deal with living in Temver?"

i'd hang out with Tem and cmtem

ToddPacker said...

"same here...gonna get almost 2k back in federal...but will have to pay 900 or so in state.

nets out to 1100, i'm good with that."


I'm gonna owe about $6,000 this year. gonna have to adjust the amount of people claimed

ToddPacker said...

"they opened a steak n shake hear* in midtown

i will try one day"


steak n shake is not that good

Keef said...

I'm gonna owe about $6,000 this year


Yikes

ToddPacker said...

"NY guy here had In n Out for the first time ever last week. He said he's been there every day since"

in n out is great, but shake shack is better and both are waaaay better than steak n shake

Meiz said...

I should do my taxes. My W-2 is all I need, right?

ToddPacker said...

"Yikes"

yeah, caught me off guard

Meiz said...

I don't even have six thousand dollars. How does that happen?

ToddPacker said...

"I don't even have six thousand dollars. How does that happen?"

made a lot more $$ this year at the new place and i fucked up when I started because I'm claiming 4. changed to claim 0 this year. less $ per week, but I won't owe a shit load at the end of the year

Meiz said...

You have 4 dependents?

Does claiming 0 now mean cmtp is claiming 4?

ToddPacker said...

"You have 4 dependents?

Does claiming 0 now mean cmtp is claiming 4?"

no only 3 dependents. I have no idea what cmtp claims... she only works 8-10 hours per week

The Rev said...

Oh great... one of the few nights I show up and there's tax talk.

ToddPacker said...

I'm not strong with taxes... gonna bring my shit to a professional to double check this year

Meiz said...

Discount double check

Meiz said...

Goddamn Ford Focus is an expensive car. And only 4 speakers? The fuck?

Meiz said...

Oh wow, Aveo is discontinued. I had no idea. They're calling it the Sonic now.

Meiz said...

Lemme price one of them sumbitches out.

tem said...

claiming 4 shouldn't have wrecked you to a $6K owing situation.

unless you are pulling in about $165K a year.

Meiz said...

Tem just outed tp

Meiz said...

I think I'm gonna buy a new skimmer tomorrow.

Keef said...

You have 4 dependents?

Does claiming 0 now mean cmtp is claiming 4?



You can claim whatever you want. I claim 0 and cmk claims 1.

ToddPacker said...

"unless you are pulling in about $165K a year."


less than 165k, that's why I think I'm fucking something up

tem said...

Sounds like he is fucking something up. He was claiming 1 more dependent that he has. With a mortgage and shit like that it is usually OK to do that because you Get big deductions for the mortgage.

But if make lots you lose those deductions and then claiming 1 more than you have is bad.

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