Friday, February 17, 2012

HUNGRY

I almost boat* NBA League Pass for my phone. Anyone have that?

How can women be so upset one day and totally fine the next? Like the day before never happened. As if you didnt even have a nervous breakdown less than 24 hours ago. Women are strange. And your bodies are shit by the way. Who has headaches for days on end or stomach aches or this hurts or that hurts.

Lakers should have picked up Lin.

Gary Carter was like a hero to me growing up. I would throw the ball off the stoop and squat to pretend I was catching Gooden fastballs. I have his rookie card, his starting lineup figurine, a poster signed by him and a baseball.

Trying to convince Cmep to quit her part time job and we'll just live off my two incomes. She says I'm being selfish that I get to have a life but she can't. Yeah like I go to work and take a 3 hour lunch with my friends or something. That response got a ::flank steak:: Watching kids all day is no easy chore I can attest to that but waking up everyday and going to work is no fucking party. I think what bothers me the most is she just doesn't get what I actually do at work nor is she interested in it. It's like I'm just a walking paycheck. A piece of meat that gets paid well. Ah fuck it. That was woe I didn't want to share.

I'm a pretty patient dude and really take things well but when lil shit in my life goes wrong, like really small things I get angry quick. If my remote breaks or my cable goes out. I get pissed. If cmep gets a ticket I'm good or scratches the car I'm fine. If the kids fuck up the house it's cool. My son bit threw* the leather dining room chair, I didnt even really care. But when my wi-fi goes out or when I drop my phone I flip out for a second. Am I bi-polar? Wtf.

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Aitch said...

"My son bit threw* the leather dining room chair"

WFT???

Aitch said...

Chewing on radiators, biting through chairs... what is wrong with your child, man??

tem said...

He's hungry, but cmp put the baby food on the top shelf so lp can't reach it to feed the kid.

tem said...

Lp is still a busboy?

tem said...

If cmp thinks work is a life she should get another part time yob.

tem said...

All your Gary carter stuff is worth more now. Good thing the drug companies killed him for you.

tem said...

Wvu basketball had a win that kept their at large bid hopes alive. I still think they are an NIT team.

tem said...

Oh and no, you aren't bipolar, you are just a NYer. It's what you do.

Aitch said...

I see where EP is coming from on the temper thing. I can be really patient in certain situations, but there are a lot of stupid little things that will set me off.

tem said...

H might have anger issues?

El Padrino said...

"Chewing on radiators, biting through chairs... what is wrong with your child, man??"

he's like a puppy, growls too

El Padrino said...

another example

i dropped my toothbrush this morning and it landed in the lil bathroom garbage can

i wanted to punch the mirror in i was so pissed

El Padrino said...

"Lp is still a busboy?"

I'm a waiter and valet person

tem said...

little things are just the straws that break the camel's back.

El Padrino said...

"If cmp thinks work is a life she should get another part time yob."

i called her bluff and told her to work full time that we'd hire an babysitter

Blue said...

you're not bi-polar

maybe youre bi-winning

El Padrino said...

linning

Jugdish said...

i dropped my toothbrush this morning and it landed in the lil bathroom garbage can


::BITCHSCREAM::

Blue said...

::Bitchscream:: reminds me of this

Keef said...

Chameleons can see in two different directions at the same time.

Keef said...

you should get an babysitter

Keef said...

LP is definitely bi something

tem said...

ISWYDT

Keef said...

H might have anger issues?




Get out of dodge

Blue said...

i have had the same conversation with cmblue before.


she gets all pissed because I "get" to go to work everyday, and she just stays home with the kids, and goes to the gym and hangs out with the neighbors...what a boring life she lives...blah blah blah.

and that she sleeps in an extra 2 hours after I leave for work...that's such a rough life

El Padrino said...

ungrateful

Keef said...

I'd rather stay home and hang out with bgas

Blue said...

she got all pissed because I have a low limit credit card that it only in my name that she doesn't have access to.

she asked how I would feel if she did that too.

my response "if you can pay for it with the money you make, i have no problem with that"

Keef said...

HOW CAN I MAKE MY OWN MONEY IF I HAVE TO STAY HOME WITH THE GODDMAN KIDS ALL DAY?????


/cmblue

Keef said...

She should sell stuff on ebay

/LP

Jugdish said...

fmjug has mentioned that she'd like to stay home, and i have mentioned id rather she didn't. reason is is she is a teacher so she has a lot of time off, and chances are we will be fortunate enough to have free child care between her parents and mine

Jugdish said...

i have had the same conversation with cmblue before.


cmblue: i d like to get a job

blue: staying home with the kids is your job

cmblue: can i have some money then? you have a credit card and i don't.

blue: you can have money when you get a job

Jugdish said...

s

El Padrino said...

free child care is the best

Jugdish said...

it comes with some strings though...but worth it

Blue said...

actually its the other way around jug

i work, and I get no money, she gets it all

Blue said...

she wanted to stay home. I wasn't a fan at first.

she has to get a job when they both start school

Jugdish said...

actually its the other way around jug


i know, i was kidding.

Blue said...

Tebow got asked to the military ball.

fucking military peeps all being greedy and shit.

i should have joined the military and asked kate upton to go the ball with me.

Blue said...

jug should ask somebody famous to go to the military ball with him

tem said...

grass is always greener....

if you work, you want to stay home, if you stay home, you want to work.

Jugdish said...

Lp

Jugdish said...

tem knows

tem said...

"she has to get a job when they both start school"

she'll get a shitty job after being out of the workforce for so long.

Jugdish said...

jug should ask somebody famous to go to the military ball with him


i wonder if there is one particular military ball they are talking about. is it in DC? we have one in houston each year...doubt its that one

El Padrino said...

the smart thing really is for cmep to keep this sidejob for as long as possible then when kids are grown up she can have something there to do full time if she wants

it's up to her and that's how i left it

El Padrino said...

cuz like tem said, you will get a shitty job uinless you have a hookup being out of the workforce so long

Blue said...

"she'll get a shitty job after being out of the workforce for so long."

probably, but a job is a job..

no freeloaders

El Padrino said...

women want careers now not families and when they want both it affects the marriages

contributes to the growing divorce rate

Blue said...

"i wonder if there is one particular military ball they are talking about. is it in DC?"

i guess it's at their local base or area.

this chick's is in Shreveport in April.

El Padrino said...

aitch bet is over take your face off lov

El Padrino said...

tebow wont do it unless she has stage 4 cancer

Jugdish said...

its not just the drug companies

Blue said...

April is when OTAs start, so he might have an excuse to beg out.


but there's a lot of publicity around these things, and you get shamed if you turn it down.

El Padrino said...

uplifting

Pass the Lysol said...

testing...name/pic in 3, 2, 1

El Padrino said...

it just makes total sense for the Kings to move to Seattle

almost too much sense so it probably wont happen

Pass the Lysol said...

dang, pic didn't work:

"Must be at most 256 characters"

That is all said...

nekkid LOV, sans pic

Blue said...

the guy wanting to bring a team to Seattle wants to buy a team.

I don't think the Maloofs want to sell them, i think they just want to move them somewhere to be profitable.


i'll bet dollars to donuts that it ends up being the hornets

Jugdish said...

ill bet a couple donuts

Keef said...

she'll get a shitty job after being out of the workforce for so long.




Shitty money >>>>>>> than no money

Keef said...

Hornets & coyotes will move to Seattle

Blue said...

yeah, she doesn't have to get a FT job.

i don't care if she goes and works for 4 hours/day at the mall

Blue said...

coyotes are owned by the NHL right?

Keef said...

Try this one, kod

Keef said...

i don't care if she goes and works for 4 hours/day at the mall



orange julius

Keef said...

coyotes are owned by the NHL right?



si

That is all said...

"Some men get down on one knee. Others have proposed at football games on live TV. Then there is Blake Buck of Wahpeton. When he decided to ask his girlfriend to marry him, he did more than go above and beyond - he went under…the ice.

Kellie O' Leary has an engagement story of the century to share with her little kindergarten students in Breckenridge, Minnesota. The day she went out to fish with a boyfriend, and instead reeled in a fiancé."


Combining Meiz' love of ice fishing with EPs love of ROMANCE

I approve, but would not go to those lengths myself

That is all said...

"Try this one, kod"



and Bobs your uncle

Keef said...

Bob is my dad

Blue said...

i call him robert

Keef said...

That's ok. Bob is short for Robert

Aitch said...

El Padrino is short for a man.

Keef said...

El Padrino is short for a man.



Awesome

Aitch said...

Dem Upton tits

Keef said...

note to self

El Padrino said...

aitchdrino

Aitch said...

Don't care. They're beautiful.

Spaceman Spiff said...

awesome

Keef said...

They look awful

/blue

Blue said...

that's an awesome monkey

Spaceman Spiff said...

jr smiff to knicks

Spaceman Spiff said...

lin melo amare tyson (fields)

boom dizzle,smiff, and shumpert off the bench, looking nice

El Padrino said...

it was done yesterday

Keef said...

Kniss are title contenders now

El Padrino said...

they couldnt trade bill walker or douglas and they didnt want to cut bibby so they cut balkman

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and they didnt want to cut bibby"

baron must not be close, bibby is awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it was done yesterday"

he announced it a couple hours ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

she has no clue lin isn't black

El Padrino said...

"he announced it a couple hours ago"

yes but they came to terms yesterday, the hold up was the knicks trying to trade to free up a roster spot one of their 4 awful gaurds

which like i said they couldnt do so they cut a useful role player instead

Keef said...

NY guy goes to MMA classes every night. Says he paid like $1200 for the year, unlimited use. He tells me every day about the jiu-jitsu class he takes and these dudes he rassles. It's weird.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Michael Bay Rebooting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

El Padrino said...

that's faggot

El Padrino said...

the rasslin stories not ninja turtles

ninja turtles are awesome

Keef said...

the rasslin stories not ninja turtles



He's your people

Spaceman Spiff said...

reminds me, demian maia moving to welterweight

Keef said...

Were the fights on Wednesday night decent?

El Padrino said...

"He's your people"

you never answered me where this clown is from, what borough

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Were the fights on Wednesday night decent?"

it was ok, couple finishes and diego almost pulled off a comeback TKO in the main event

Keef said...

you never answered me where this clown is from, what borough



Does it matter?

El Padrino said...

of course it matters

That is all said...

"ninja turtles are awesome"


agreed, but Michael Bay is not

Blue said...

melo hates JR

i think he forgets that

Keef said...

you never answered me where this clown is from, what borough



I guess he lived between Halesite & Huntington

Blue said...

really he's from Jersey but says it's NY so he seems cooler

Blue said...

hint hint

El Padrino said...

stop it

brooklyn ny

Blue said...

all the guys from Palm Beach say that

Jugdish said...

of course it matters, and does he have his PBA card?


fixed

tem said...

"Hornets & coyotes will move to Seattle"

Hornets and Blue Jackets.

Keef said...

of course it matters, and does he have his PBA card?


I don't think he bowls

Keef said...

He's from Lon Gisland, like you LP

ToddPacker said...

"He's from Lon Gisland"

hate those guys

tem said...

"Says he paid like $1200 for the year, unlimited use."

$100 bucks a month isn't a bad price assuming the teachers know what they are doing.

tem said...

"reminds me, demian maia moving to welterweight"

what did he fight at on wednesday?

Spaceman Spiff said...

he didn't, maia fought an awful fight on the last fox card, middleweight

tem said...

fuck, got meia and sanchez mixed up.

tem said...

maia should fight sanchez.

Spaceman Spiff said...

evan longoria is dating that one playmate that took all those pics in different nfl team's clothes, he's glad alex morgan shot him down now

Blue said...

wasn't that chick on amazing race...used to be a dolphins cheerleader

Keef said...

he didn't, maia fought an awful fight on the last fox card, middleweight



Yeah didn't he lose to a guy that got added to the fight like a week before?

Aitch said...

Love redheads

Keef said...

Bolth guys were gasses after about 90 seconds

Keef said...

Love redheads




Rome

Keef said...

hate those guys



ha

El Padrino said...

lawng island

no thanks

El Padrino said...

wakefield retiring at the age of 88

tem said...

whatta retire?

Keef said...

no thanks



According to Google maps, Bk is on Long Island

Blue said...

yeah, doesn't the brooklyn bridge go from manhattan to LI

Blue said...

then again, i don't know shit about boroughs

El Padrino said...

obviously

Aitch said...

Jaime Edmondson is her name.

Her picture in Patriots gear isn't that grate.

Keef said...

obviously



So Bk isn't located on Long Island?

Jugdish said...

you can find chicks like that everywhere

/mize

Blue said...

it is the chick that was on amazing race


funny how they didn't mention she was a playmate on the show

Blue said...

Keith

I think the point is Long Island is the name of the island

the borough of long island is at the other end of the island, where the cool kids live

Blue said...

"The term "Long Island" often refers only to Nassau and Suffolk counties in order to differentiate them from New York City, though all four counties on the island are part of the New York metropolitan area."

Jugdish said...

answer

Keef said...

I think the point is Long Island is the name of the island

the borough of long island is at the other end of the island, where the cool kids live




I understand all that noise

Aitch said...

NSFW picture of her.

Keef said...

NY guy says that people in Queens & BK like to say they're in "the city" even though they're technically on Long Island. That's what my comment was stemming from

Keef said...

NSFW picture of her


Why are you looking at that?

/femh

tem said...

H should feel guilty for looking at that.

i'm not going to look at it.

Jugdish said...

H should feel guilty for looking at that.



its not normal

Blue said...

i've seen better tits on a bull

/mize

Keef said...

It's gotta be your bull

Keef said...

do bulls have tits?

Jugdish said...

cows is girls, bulls is boys

Keef said...

thanks

Keef said...

boys have tits too

/rev

Keef said...

The Bengals announce that former Bengals WR coach and ex-Raiders head coach Hue Jackson is joining Cincinnati as assistant coach helping the secondary and special teams.

Keef said...

U.S. Capitol Police and the FBI on Friday arrested a Moroccan man who was planning a suicide attack on the Capitol, police and a federal law-enforcement official said.
The man received what he thought was a vest with explosives, but the materials in the vest had been rendered inoperable by law enforcement, Justice Department spokesman Dean Boyd said.



FACE

Jugdish said...

thanks



movie quote

Keef said...

Already, new Ohio State coach Urban Meyer has made waves with some aggressive recruiting tactics, leading Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema to criticize Meyer and caution that the Big Ten does not want to become a northern version of the SEC.


Yeah, winning is awful

Keef said...

movie quote



what movie

Jugdish said...

can't remember off the top of my head, but i remember it from somewhere

Jugdish said...

could be a tv show, who knows

El Padrino said...

i never say i live in the city

Spaceman Spiff said...

google says its a line by the melon smasher gallagher

"Why do they call them cowboys? Cows is girls; bulls is boys. They should call them ‘cowgirls’ and ‘bullboys.’"

Jugdish said...

ahhh...well, it was a quote from somewhere

tem said...

bullboys means something else

Blue said...

"i never say i live in the city"

but you live in A city

tem said...

whatta city?

El Padrino said...

time warner dispute over in time for lin

El Padrino said...

but you live in A city

we all do

tem said...

parents of tem do not live in a city.

nor do the parents of cmtem.

El Padrino said...

i live in one of the boroughs of new york city

that's the end of it

El Padrino said...

whatta say when you live in a suburb of a city?

tem said...

tem didn't used to, but he does now.

thinking of moving to not a city.

El Padrino said...

lawng island is not a borough, therefore, techinically you cannot say im from ny city

you can say im from new york

El Padrino said...

"New York City consists of five boroughs, each of which comprises a state county"

blessed be

tem said...

some people don't really live anywhere near a city.

El Padrino said...

"The five boroughs — The Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and Staten Island — were consolidated into a single city in 1898"

blessed be

El Padrino said...

1898 was a long time ago

tem said...

i thought el pad lived in Jersey

El Padrino said...

long island is an actual island of which 2 boroughs reside on

troof

keef if thats your question true yes technically brooklyn and queens are on thr land called long island

they are not in long island though

if that makes sense

El Padrino said...

i thought el pad lived in Jersey

stop it

Keef said...

whatta say when you live in a suburb of a city?



I live in a town, not a city

El Padrino said...

i am legend sequel with will smiff

i guess he didnt die there at the 3end

Keef said...

keef if thats your question true yes technically brooklyn and queens are on thr land called long island




Yeah, that's what I was saying

Blue said...

"they are not in long island though"

thanks for clearign that up after I had cleared that up

El Padrino said...

I live in a town, not a city

dont you live in scottsdale

El Padrino said...

"thanks for clearign that up after I had cleared that up"

no problem

Keef said...

dont you live in scottsdale



jesus, you know the answer to this, LP. I know you do.

Keef said...

I live in a town that rhymes with "Gilbert"

El Padrino said...

gilbert

my bad

El Padrino said...

but your in the phoenix metro area

Keef said...

Gilbert is on Phoenix, but not in Phoenix

Keef said...

but your in the phoenix metro area



but of course

El Padrino said...

i knew that before you posted gilbert i recalled from the freezing sausage experiment

Keef said...

zeke lived in Scottsdale, then he died

El Padrino said...

"Gilbert has evolved into a highly educated and affluent community supporting high-wage jobs "

i disagree

/keef

Keef said...

i knew that before you posted gilbert i recalled from the freezing sausage experiment




I knew you knew

Keef said...

i disagree

/keef




this

El Padrino said...

right zeke

and the super bowl was in Glendale

El Padrino said...

and it gets cold in flagstaff

Keef said...

Gilbert is full of Mormons

El Padrino said...

i know my arizona

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