Friday, February 10, 2012

Growing up Italian

Need to kill an hour? Watch Ultimate Warrior videos. Jesus. The one where he says he's gonna take down Hulk Hogan's airplane.

Seriously though, we all might have a different opinion on alot of different things and really, we are all right for the most part (because it's our own opinion), but hot damn it's fun busting chops while talking through an opinion. Nice little levity from the stresses of work.

This NYC guy keef is seeing sounds serious.

Coolest sea creature has to be the Octopus.

The Sebastian Maniscalco Showtime special is HILARITY. I suggest watching it. I relate.
He has a bit on his mother having a cake in the house just for company. My mother did this ALL THE TIME. Because when I was growing up people would just come over ya know and it was like the doorbell rang and good things happen. Now door bell rings everyone takes cover. But serious my mom would buy an Entemann's crumb cake and just leave it on the counter and no one was allowed to touch it. And if company never came over and the cake went bad so be it. Laws of Italian Life.

Another Italian law, pasta every Sunday. No matter what. Every Sunday. Pasta, meatballs, sausage, pork neck bones. Every Sunday.

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ToddPacker said...

"The Sebastian Maniscalco Showtime special is HILARITY"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

Big east rumor...wvu buyout $20 mil. 11 paid by WVU each big 12 school kicking in 1 each. I suck @ math so I hope that adds right.

tem said...

Diaz positive for weed. No reach with conditions. Haha fucking diaz ends up fucking everything up.

tem said...

I feel bad for the guy. So close to all this stuff, but fucks it up by doing stupid shit....I guess I don't feel too bad though. He probably pulled in 300k for that fight with sponsor money and UFC money.

tem said...

Fucking big east is saying if wvu leaves Rutgers will just play Syracuse twice.

It's Happening said...

This NYC guy keef is seeing sounds serious.


Hey jealousy

El Padrino said...

you never told me what his problem with nyc is

El Padrino said...

gonna get the droid razor

Blue said...

what was irish life like?

Blue said...

" I suck @ math so I hope that adds right."

that's right, because i believe there are only 9 teams in the big 12 right now after A&M left and somebody else left (maybe missouri?), but was replaced by TCU

It's Happening said...

A 100-pound person weighs about 17 pounds on the moon.

Jugdish said...

gonna get the droid razor



chick phone

It's Happening said...

you never told me what his problem with nyc is


It's not AZ

It's Happening said...

chick phone




FACE!

El Padrino said...

every phone is a chick phone now

chicks rule

Blue said...

"A 100-pound person weighs about 17 pounds on the moon."

no 100 pound person has been to the moon

Blue said...

giants have the toughest schedule next year

broncos are second toughest

Blue said...

based on W/L record from this year

giants play teams that finished 140-116; broncos 139-117

Tyler said...

Both teams will be ok. Broncos have White Tesus, Giants have ELIte.

Tyler said...

Steakhouse convo from yesterday:

Mastro's

Flemming's
Morton's






Ruth's Chris

It's Happening said...

Forgot about Mastros. I haven't been, but want to try it

El Padrino said...

"giants have the toughest schedule next year"

sometimes though it works out, winning teams sometimes take a step back

It's Happening said...

winning teams sometimes take a step back



So the Giants miss the playoffs. Got it.

It's Happening said...

IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSS FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

Tyler said...

There's a Mastro's in Scottsdale. It's a $250+ endeavor when I go with cmTyler. The lobster mashed potatoes are bomb. They have a bone-in fillet that is awesome.

El Padrino said...

"It's a $250+ endeavor"

::collective moan from everyone here but me::

El Padrino said...

wonder why spiff was quiet during rest talk

he goes out alot

It's Happening said...

There's a Mastro's in Scottsdale.


Yeah I've been by there a few times. It's high society

Tyler said...

They were talking about Victor Cruz this morning on Mike & Mike. Giants better lock that up now before he gets really expensive. He made $400k last year, and not much more next year.

tem said...

el pad is a high roller.

he'll pay quadruple for little caesar's pizza if you serve it to him at a place with a table cloth.

It's Happening said...

"It's a $250+ endeavor"



Cmk NERVE* drinks when we go out for dinner. She gets water with lemon every time. Doesn't matter if we're paying or if someone else is paying. And I usually just get a diet coke. So it probably wouldn't be that bad for us

Jugdish said...

So the Giants miss the playoffs. Got it.


::BITCHSCREAM::

Jugdish said...

he'll pay quadruple for little caesar's pizza if you serve it to him at a place with a table cloth.


$20?

El Padrino said...

"Giants better lock that up now before he gets really expensive."

he'll get a raise, he better be just as good though

no one likes a one year wonder

El Padrino said...

shades of eddie royal.....

It's Happening said...

'll pay quadruple for little caesar's pizza if you serve it to him at a place with a table cloth.



did you have a good time?
did you enjoy your company?
did you have to clean up after yourself?
did you like the decor?
did someone come over to you and actually ask what you wanted to eat?
did the waitress try and figure out what you meant instead of what you said?

Tyler said...

::collective moan from everyone here but me::

We just save $40 a month each until we've got the cash and then go. We might be scaling that back to $20 and go once a year though. It is a lot of money for one meal.

El Padrino said...

"Cmk NERVE* drinks when we go out for dinner. She gets water with lemon every time. Doesn't matter if we're paying or if someone else is paying. And I usually just get a diet coke. So it probably wouldn't be that bad for us"


party animals

sounds like a fun time

s

It's Happening said...

no one likes a one year wonder



TWHNBS

/CMLP

El Padrino said...

keef do you order apps?

It's Happening said...

It is a lot of money for one meal.




Nonsense

/LP

It's Happening said...

party animals

sounds like a fun time




Not everyone needs to get hammered to have a good time

It's Happening said...

keef do you order apps?




I don't have a smat* phone

It's Happening said...

AJA, we'll usually order an app & split it.

Tyler said...

RE: drinks

Yeah, the insane part is that a Fat Tire there is $9. And cmTyler gets a mixed drink, which she says are good, but they're $18. So if you cut that out, that's like $45 when add the tip (I usually have two beers). And yes, I realize paying $45 for three drinks is insane.

It's Happening said...

And yes, I realize paying $45 for three drinks is insane.




Nonsense

/LP

Blue said...

you have 2 ipads though

It's Happening said...

you have 2 ipads though



True story

Blue said...

"paying $45 for drinks is insane"


you know, there's going to be markup so why not get the good stuff

Tyler said...

Oh yeah, appetizer. If you cut that out, and don't roll with the lobster mash (which is $35), you could probably get out of there for $150-175 with tip.

El Padrino said...

"Not everyone needs to get hammered to have a good time"

i dont get hammered at restaurants

Tyler said...

I mean, but then you might as well just go to Outback and get a bloomin' onion.

It's Happening said...

lobster mash (which is $35),



Waiter, can I get 2 of those?

/LP

El Padrino said...

"you have 2 ipads though"

i'll give you $100 for one

Jugdish said...

I mean, but then you might as well just go to Outback and get a bloomin' onion.




yes

It's Happening said...

i dont get hammered at restaurants



Let me rephrase. Not everyone needs alcohol. You need alcohol

El Padrino said...

Waiter, can I get 2 of those?

/LP

what my baby wants my baby gets

It's Happening said...

i'll give you $100 for one



Ok. The shipping is $250, though.

It's Happening said...

bloomin onion is dope

El Padrino said...

"Let me rephrase. Not everyone needs alcohol. You need alcohol"

I do enjoy it.

El Padrino said...

Ok. The shipping is $250, though.

no deal

It's Happening said...

I do enjoy it


I enjoy it. I just don't need it to make my dinner feel complete. Not judging you, just saying I don't need it.

It's Happening said...

no deal



So you'll pay $250 for a dinner that will last 2 hours, but not for something that you can enjoy for years?

El Padrino said...

So you'll pay $250 for a dinner that will last 2 hours, but not for something that you can enjoy for years?

fuck steve jobs

It's Happening said...

El Necrodrino

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wonder why spiff was quiet during rest talk"

ive talked about mastro's and thought no one else had been, now tyler with the DOUBLE DRAGON

Spaceman Spiff said...

"And cmTyler gets a mixed drink, which she says are good, but they're $18."

it's 2 servings though, bring you the glass and then the shaker refill on the side

El Padrino said...

morimoto

Tyler said...

Yes, the mixed drinks are all like that. Shaker on the side. Forgot about that.

It's Happening said...

it's 2 servings though, bring you the glass and then the shaker refill on the side



That's not awful, then

tem said...

"Not everyone needs to get hammered to have a good time"

bullshit /csilok

Spaceman Spiff said...

"gonna get the droid razor"

droid razr maxx is out, slightly thicker because of a higher capacity battery, almost twice the capacity of the regular

tem said...

temhio doesn't have most of the places you are talking about.

we have ruth chris, mortons and some other local steak place that is high end...hyde park or something like that. maybe it is regional.

Tyler said...

They opened a Mastro's in Vegas. Summit III. It's February bro.

El Padrino said...

chipotle stock might be a nice little year pop

El Padrino said...

droid razr maxx is out, slightly thicker because of a higher capacity battery, almost twice the capacity of the regular

good to know

Tyler said...

There is a Mastro's in Chicago, Illa-noise.

I would take two trips to Outback over Ruth's Chris. For some reason I just didn't like that place. Morton's is good. Holiday party for cmTyler's work is at Morton's every year, so free Morton's is pretty awesome.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"morimoto"

going to a sushi place in LA this weekend, expecting 100$+ for the omakase

Spaceman Spiff said...

been to ruths chris once then mastros and loved it so i havent been anywhere else, only mortons and flemings for happy hour

Blue said...

"Ok. The shipping is $250, though"

just freeze it, you don't need the dry ice

El Padrino said...

expecting 100$+ for the omakase

::collective moan::

tem said...

i wonder if cbus has a flemings. it sounds familiar.

maybe i went there in vegas once. i went to some steak place in vegas.

tem said...

vegas steak place was $400 a person.

i did not pay, it was for work.

tem said...

$400 included some high end wine which i hated.

Tyler said...

Flemings now has a cheap happy hour menu. Haven't been there yet to try it, but I know a couple of people who have gone and they've said it's good.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Haven't been there yet to try it, but I know a couple of people who have gone and they've said it's good."

yep, mentioned it yesterday

Blue said...

morton's happy hour is pretty good if i remember right. Super cheap sliders

Tyler said...

Was it BOA? I went there (it's in Caesar's) when I was in Vegas once for work. It was pretty bomb. I had the Kobe Flat Iron steak. Four people was about $900, but work paid for it, so it was extra awesome.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fleming's > morton's HH when i went

fleming's doesn't skimp on the portions, think prices are the same at both places, 6$ plates

cant get mortons prime burger for 6 though, only the sliders, flemings has their prime burger for 6 and its great

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe oop from yesterday

Blue said...

fucking nuggets suck

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Three females athletes will appear in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit issue. The trio will be part of the popular "bodypaint" feature. One of the athletes is U.S. women's soccer star Alex Morgan"

sneak peek

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

El Padrino said...

milani

suite

Blue said...

where are alex morgan's tits?

Blue said...

must have been easy to paint on

El Padrino said...

fucking greece

It's Happening said...

bullshit /csilok



TWHNBS

Jugdish said...

So you'll pay $250 for a dinner that will last 2 hours, but not for something that you can enjoy for years?



well played

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit

KO

El Padrino said...

brutal

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Julie Brady, sister of Patriots’ QB, is engaged to Red Sox third baseman Kevin Youkilis"

nice of them to not spread O:FB out of the area

El Padrino said...

kobe gonna put up 50 tonight

El Padrino said...

there is a reality show for everything now

pawn shops
swamp people
tow truck companies
repo men
comic book store
gator catchers
house flippers

it's nuts

El Padrino said...

tiger dad

ToddPacker said...

"there is a reality show for everything now"

ep just got cable?

El Padrino said...

dem tits

El Padrino said...

"ep just got cable?"

nah just more and more everyday

It's Happening said...

TP
Do you have issues with your DTV remote? The one in our living room is a pain in the ass. There is like a 2-3 second lag from the time we push a button until it does something. It's a DVD/HD box.

We have a box in our room that isn't HD or DVD, and it works fine. Just curious if it's something with the HD/DVR.

El Padrino said...

i cant stop looking at this gif

Blue said...

kevin

is your dvr box one of the older ones?

we've had ours forever and we seem to have some of the same issues.

I feel like all the new menus and software they have bog down the masheen

Blue said...

i thought it was maybe our remote, but we got a harmony remote a year ago and it's just as bad.

tem said...

my HD DVR remote has some lag when typing in channel #s.

It's Happening said...

Good to know. Thanks.

tem said...

some lag is a lot actually. it is a pain in the ass.

Blue said...

they have a new DVR coming out where you can record 5 shows at once. i'm hoping it's a lot more powerful and solves the problem

Blue said...

of course they'll probably want $400

right now it's only available to new subscribers...typical Directv bullshit

tem said...

i can't afford that kind of magic recording.

Blue said...

i'm thinking about calling and complaining about my DVR and seeing if they'll throw me a bone for a new one.

tem said...

what do direct TV people do for internet?

i want to switch, but don't know how internet works.

is it satelite too?

Blue said...

we're hiring a payroll clerk

the payroll manager just sent me a coverletter that was awesome. This is how it started:

My current salary is $26,000.00 w/ health insurance. I work two jobs doing the same thing. The salary listed is only the main job. I need to make more money working only one job, especially with being in this Career for 12 years.

Beth said...

"i want to switch, but don't know how internet works."

Here you go.

Blue said...

"what do direct TV people do for internet?"

depends...directv here bundles with the phone company so you can get DSL and directv all on one bill and get a discount.

or you can get internet only from another service provider

El Padrino said...

26k jesus

Blue said...

yeah, then i looked at her resume and she doesn't have any payroll experience.

moron

Beth said...

"My current salary is $26,000.00 w/ health insurance. I work two jobs doing the same thing. The salary listed is only the main job. I need to make more money working only one job, especially with being in this Career for 12 years."


Did she really use "w/" and capitalize "Career" like that? Those things alone should disqualify her.

Beth said...

"26k jesus"

I could live like a king on 26k!!

/meiz

It's Happening said...

some lag is a lot actually. it is a pain in the ass.



THIS & THAT

Blue said...

going to Saltgrass steakhouse tonight for dinner..

i guess that's about on the Keg level.

I wanted to go to Flemings, but i don't think cmblue is having it.

It's Happening said...

Those things alone should disqualify her.



Beth assumes it's a stupid women*. Nice

Jugdish said...

some lag is a lot actually. it is a pain in the ass.



THIS & THAT



wussbags

Blue said...

"Did she really use "w/" and capitalize "Career" like that? Those things alone should disqualify her."

Yep
copy n paste

Beth said...

"Beth assumes it's a stupid women*. Nice"

I think blue's comment of "yeah, then i looked at her resume and she doesn't have any payroll experience" kind of gave that away there keef.

Now I'm assuming you're a stupid man.

s

Blue said...

beth is right, no self respecting man would work for 26k/year right?

El Padrino said...

bonus yeah

It's Happening said...

I think blue's comment of "yeah, then i looked at her resume and she doesn't have any payroll experience" kind of gave that away there keef.



I was ketching up and didn't get that far yet. I apologize

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

Spaceman Spiff said...

"no self respecting man would work for 26k/year right?"

face

Spaceman Spiff said...

SB audio rome played is hilarity

favorite was brady telling ocho "that's why we got you!!!" after his catch

Spaceman Spiff said...

wilfork told the ref he didn't get held, that is was a bad call

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Before the final play of the game, the Patriots' Hail Mary, Brady telling Aaron Hernandez and Gronkowski: “Run to the goalpost and catch it.”"

::BITCH SCREAM::

Beth said...

"I was ketching up and didn't get that far yet. I apologize"

You ketch up backwards? My comment that you were commenting on was after blue's comment.

It's Happening said...

The tits distracted me

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman

for anyone who can;t watch the vid:
Man beats cancer, but it turns out the chemo destroyed his lungs and he only has days to lives. Preganant wife gets induced 2 weeks early so he can see baby, he falls into coma holding newborn daughter. he dead

It's Happening said...

way to bring our spirits up

Blue said...

chipotle mac and cheese

El Padrino said...

"wilfork told the ref he didn't get held, that is was a bad call"

that was bad, momo changer too

El Padrino said...

"Preganant wife gets induced 2 weeks early so he can see baby, he falls into coma holding newborn daughter. he dead"

only way worse was if pregnant wife died during labor

Blue said...

he had 4 other kids, maybe practice some birth control

tem said...

"I was ketching up and didn't get that far yet. I apologize"

you ketchup backwards?

otherwise you would have seen blue's comment calling it a her before beth's response.

tem said...

sorry. i was ketching up and didn't see beth call you out on it already.

tem said...

so with direct TV, you just get internet from the phone company and not direct TV?

Blue said...

yep, directv had internet years ago and it sucked

El Padrino said...

direct tv sucks

It's Happening said...

I have internets thru Cox. LP loves that company

It's Happening said...

I talked to a guy named Dong about an hour ago

ns

El Padrino said...

many dongs where i work

hilarity

Blue said...

"direct tv sucks"

how long did it take for you to get NFL network? do you even have it yet?

El Padrino said...

"how long did it take for you to get NFL network? do you even have it yet?"

i've had it for at least a year now
probably more

Meiz said...

"Coolest sea creature has to be the Octopus."


Giant squid.

El Padrino said...

close

tem said...

if i want NFL network i have to get direct TV.

time warner does not have NFL network.


WOW doesn't really service near my house.

tem said...

i'd have to pay WOW to run a line.

that seemed like bullshit.

Jugdish said...

i could see Lp using this pickup line

It's Happening said...

i've had it for at least a year now
probably more


You don't know if you've had it for more than 1 season?

It's Happening said...

i'd have to pay WOW to run a line.

that seemed like bullshit.



wow

Meiz said...

"i dont get hammered at restaurants"

BULL. SHIT.

El Padrino said...

"You don't know if you've had it for more than 1 season?"

I've had it more than a season cuz i had hosted the thurs night games a few times last season

El Padrino said...

"i dont get hammered at restaurants"

BULL. SHIT.


do you know what hammered means?

Meiz said...

"They opened a Mastro's in Vegas. Summit III. It's February bro."


I'll be at Quizno's in the Luxor

El Padrino said...

"SB audio rome played is hilarity"

especially for me
not for aitch

It's Happening said...

I'll be at Quizno's in the Luxor



I'll join you

It's Happening said...

Actually, I'll probably go to Margaritaville and have the volcano natchos*

El Padrino said...

nyc guys sister?

El Padrino said...

bengals one is creepy

El Padrino said...

"Actually, I'll probably go to Margaritaville and have the volcano natchos*"

i'll be home

0%

It's Happening said...

i'll be home




rough

Blue said...

don't get in a dog's face

especially one that's just been rescued from an icy pond

El Padrino said...

the guy they kicked it too handled that well

Blue said...

chick news anchor ended up needing a bunch of surgery on her face, she can't talk for like a week, and won't be on TV for a couple weeks

El Padrino said...

good dumb bitch

Meiz said...

"we're hiring a payroll clerk"


I'm available

Meiz said...

"I could live like a king on 26k!!

/meiz"


I could probably pay bills on 26k

It's Happening said...

she can't talk for like a week


Perfect

/LP

It's Happening said...

I could probably pay bills on 26k



You can't pay bills now?

El Padrino said...

"I could probably pay bills on 26k"

where do you live mumbai?

El Padrino said...

i'm leaving in 5 minutes

Meiz said...

"You can't pay bills now?"

That's why I live at home.

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

i'm leaving in 5 minutes


::BITCHSCREAM::


fixed

Jugdish said...

steve likes the panthers new logo

Jugdish said...

so does lp

tem said...

so does beth

It's Happening said...

That's why I live at home.



You can't pay bills living at home?

Jugdish said...

I want to change my twitter handle name to Sean Maguire with this avatar and randomly messsage LeBron with "Its not your fault"

Blue said...

he should get quicken

Blue said...

no chance Lebron would get that reference

Jugdish said...

you don't think he has seen good will hunting?

Jugdish said...

bold

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