Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Douche alert

Anytime I see someone that is "grown up" with a fraternity sticker on their car, or wearing a fraternity collared shirt for work or whatever...i immediately think "douchebag". When I see a chick with sorority stuff, i think, i bet she's a slut, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

stuff happened

blogger is still broken

that's all because i'm late, and have a conference call in like 7 minutes.

131 comments:

Blue said...

yeah, installing google chrome doesn't fix this crap.


thanks for nothing blogger

Jugdish said...

maybe it fixes the bold/bnu...we may never know

Aitch said...

Bnu

Jugdish said...

still not fixed

Blue said...

I think this new blogger skin is adversely affecting our comment level

Blue said...

i mean, nobody has even mentioned jerry lin in like a week.

Keef said...

There are about 50 earthquakes every day on Earth, but you can’t feel them.

El Padrino said...

keef drinks too much snapple

Aitch said...

Keith with another factoid.

El Padrino said...

funny how the dictator dies and all of the sudden NK starts to make sense

Aitch said...

I need stress relief. Day off tomorrow. I'm thinking gun range...

Keef said...

happy leap day

Blue said...

"funny how the dictator dies and all of the sudden NK starts to make sense"

he got spilt on Seacrest

Keef said...

I need stress relief. Day off tomorrow. I'm thinking gun range...



Maybe you should make an appt to go see the therapist

Blue said...

sounds like aitch needs to get laid


married life sucks, even for a rockstar

Keef said...

bmh has to be due any day now, no?

Keef said...

turd

El Padrino said...

last day to get a $5 footlong guys

make it count

Blue said...

you can always get a $5 footlong, just select ones though

Blue said...

oscar wilde once said

"I have made an important discovery...that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication."

tem said...

Earthquake factors was interesting.

Keef said...

Good story about the brawl at the Palace if you have time to waste

El Padrino said...

smat*

tem said...

I like the new comment thing.

Blue said...

hank haney says that Tiger Woods seriously considered leaving golf to become a navy seal

Keef said...

I don't believe Hank

Blue said...

just met with a vendor whose real first name was Ned

who the heck names their kid Ned, and what's that short for?

Blue said...

if 3 years ago Hank Haney had told you that Tiger woods sleeps with waitresses from Perkins in the parking lot, in his escalade, would you have believed that?

El Padrino said...

it's not short for something?

like edmund?

i figure edward is ed for short

El Padrino said...

maybe it is its own name

El Padrino said...

"if 3 years ago Hank Haney had told you that Tiger woods sleeps with waitresses from Perkins in the parking lot, in his escalade, would you have believed that?"

yes his daddy is black remember?

El Padrino said...

ned has to be an ed somehow

Spaceman Spiff said...

the interwebz consensus is that people called Ned are usually Edwards

Blue said...

mitch richmond was awesome

Keef said...

Ned is a derogatory term applied in Scotland to hooligans, louts or petty criminals , latterly with the stereotypical implication that they wear casual sports clothes.

Keef said...

Ned is an English given name, sometimes short for Edward, Edmund, Edgar, or Edwin.



Blessed be

El Padrino said...

mitch richmond was awesome

yes

Keef said...

Run TMC

Blue said...

you know run TMC only lasted 3 years? I thought they had a lot longer run than that.

Blue said...

richmond was my hero as a kid, i was trying to explain to somebody the other day who didn't know who he even was.

been looking at old footage and stuff.

Keef said...

Their Adidas fell apart

Keef said...

I didn't know mitch went to kansas state

El Padrino said...

mcgrady's company

Keef said...

how many energy drinks do we really need out there

El Padrino said...

someone should go to austria to try the McRibster

BEAST

El Padrino said...

"how many energy drinks do we really need out there"

that is not an energy drink

it's water

Keef said...

that is not an energy drink

it's water




OIC. The "natural energy" description at the bottom of the page fooled me

Keef said...

He was a major influence on the Beatles

El Padrino said...

man i want to fuck kim k bad

El Padrino said...

snooki is pregnant

digest that

Keef said...

KK is the type who would just lay there and not do anything.

Keef said...

like a dead fish

El Padrino said...

perfect

Jugdish said...

Angel: The only time I felt I was about to get hurt was when a policeman popped his pepper spray container and started shaking it up. Reggie Miller was pleading with him, "Please don't. My suit costs x-hundred dollars."



nice...wussbag

Keef said...

The biggest thing I got out of that article is that Stephen Jackson is a dumbass

Jugdish said...

The biggest thing I got out of that article is that Stephen Jackson is a dumbass


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

dumbass

good one

Blue said...

smartass calling a guy a dumbass

Keef said...

good one



I figure you would use a different word

El Padrino said...

no clue how d'antoni is going to manage rotation

it's 12 deep

he is a 9 deep guy

El Padrino said...

"good one



I figure you would use a different word"

so you got the joke

goos

Jugdish said...

jackson did say one smart thing though...

Jackson: I actually think [Stern] took it light on us, because he could have easily kicked us out the league.

Blue said...

"no clue how d'antoni is going to manage rotation

it's 12 deep"

are you kidding me? there aren't 8 players on that team that would crack most rosters.

the depth is the starting 5

Blue said...

lin
fields
chandler
melo
amare



am I missing someone?

Blue said...

don't come at me with Toney Douglas or Baron davis or yo momma

El Padrino said...

"are you kidding me? there aren't 8 players on that team that would crack most rosters."

what?

jr smiff
novak (3 point shooter duh)
jeffries (instant energy guy)
jorts is back, solid contributer
shumpert
davis ( you have to rest lin at some point ) veteran pg was signed for a reason you have to count him for 15-20 minutes

El Padrino said...

toney douglassssss is a dog

El Padrino said...

bibby is dead, died last week at the edge of the bench

and billy walker is buried

i actually like billy, solid rotation guy can guard 2's and 3's

he started last year in half of the games and all of the playoffs

LOL

Keef said...

man, I love butterburgers

El Padrino said...

laugh all you want about jeffries and i know you are but when he is put into the game the knicks run transition offense well, solid defender good rebounder, hustle plays, good passer, smart, takes charges and gives you fouls to give
important

makes up for the complete lack of offense

El Padrino said...

shumpert was the talk of the town prior to lin, plays above the rim, tenacious defender, can get JR smiff hot ant any minute, tough kid

El Padrino said...

jorts will have to suffer

Keef said...

::charlie brown's teacher::

Jugdish said...

jorts will have to suffer



i can vote now

/tp

Keef said...

O:FJ

Jugdish said...

having a 12 deep rotation is wildly inconvenient

Keef said...

having a 12 deep rotation is wildly inconvenient



Not quite

/beth

Jugdish said...

they "say" its 12 deep

/beth

Jugdish said...

12 deep = beth bat signal

Blue said...

beth is in MB

Blue said...

tanning her lovely milky white skin

Blue said...

sucking in her gut

/tjw

Jugdish said...

sucking in her gut


^^^^^^

/zeke

Jugdish said...

tjw

Blue said...

i wonder what ever happened to the teej

Jugdish said...

he is a neil diamond impersonnator now

Blue said...

apparently he's a neil diamond impersonator in vegas

Blue said...

i think that might be a double i2i

Blue said...

i figured he was in jail somewhere

Jugdish said...

you bet your balls its neil diamond

/tjw

Keef said...

I'd bet -160 that zeke was teej

Blue said...

i was thinking the same thing.

kind of funny that teej died around the same time as zeke

Blue said...

although, the site counter thing always showed a guy from Canada being on around the same time as teej

Blue said...

and rev was stiggy?

and mills was cmfost?

Jugdish said...

although, the site counter thing always showed a guy from Canada being on around the same time as teej



proxy

Jugdish said...

and mize was deluxe and andy

Jugdish said...

remember when efmmize said he shouldn't be mize anymore...that he needs to be Andy?

i think he is mize again

Keef said...

dikembe meiztombo said...

I am not an angry person at all

Jugdish said...

i've been saying it for years!

Jugdish said...

100

Beth said...

"12 deep = beth bat signal"

Someone call me?

Keef said...

BOOM!

/LP

Beth said...

"beth is in MB"

I'm sure I'm missing the obvious but what/where is MB?

El Padrino said...

think they meant HH not MB

myrtle beach

Jugdish said...

Neil Diamond penned "I'm a Believer."




i didn't know that

Beth said...

MB is for rednecks.

Keef said...

I'm sure I'm missing the obvious but what/where is MB?



I mistakenly called it myrtle beach one time

Keef said...

MB is for rednecks


Your* from Georgia, no?

Beth said...

Oh I'm definitely a little redneck, just not enough for MB.

Keef said...

OIC. So it's for tem

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

i'm a high roller. fuck MB.

tem said...

i rock HHI with the classy folk like Beth.

Keef said...

You drive an Iroc?

tem said...

nah, that's what cmtem drives.

tem said...

i drive a pick em up truck

tem said...

that's not true.

i drive a mazda 6 and cmtem drives a vw jetta.

Keef said...

vw jetta.



She wants to be like keef

Blue said...

her jetta doesn't stall

Meiz said...

I've been shitting a lot, lately.

Keef said...

her jetta doesn't stall



Mine doesn't either

tem said...

She's had hers since 2007. Other than the engine light cap its been good. Oh and the Damn low profile tires don't handle potholes well.

Keef said...

Is femtem a wigger?

Keef said...

S

Meiz said...

"Oh and the Damn low profile tires don't handle potholes well."


I had low pros on the Contour. That was dumb.

Meiz said...

BROMANCE!

tem said...

i had to get to work early.

it is fucking with my day.

usually after being at work an hour i'd be bitching about no post....but since i got to work 3hrs early i can't bitch for another 3hrs...

Beth said...

"but since i got to work 3hrs early i can't bitch for another 3hrs..."


Nah, you can bitch at any time for any reason.

/women everywhere

tem said...

people around here are all on the Hines Ward is a Hall of Famer bandwagon...

I don't think so, unless cheap shots get you in.

This isn't the 70s where simply being on a super bowl team would help you get in. 1 super bowl MVP will help, but it isn't enough.

like 8th in receptions, like 19th in receiving yards, 10th or something in TDs....lot of people ahead of him in those categories aren't in.

oh wait, he is part korean, he'll get in.

Jugdish said...

oh wait, he is part korean, he'll get in.


Hinesanity!!!

Jugdish said...

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