Monday, February 13, 2012

A diary runs through it

Here we are again. I told cmk she has to be involved in this episode, so we'll see.
All times MST

Whitney Houston died????? Whoa.

7:03 The Boss opens up the show. He has some earrings that would make deluxe proud. I've said it before, I'm not a fan of Springsteen. But hsil is a ya-huge fan if his. Cmk said that hsil is probably jizzing right now. It's weird that he's singing "I Will Always Love You" though. (s)

7:07 Lady Gaga is wearing a wrestling mask or something. Tyler would know.

7:08 LL Cool J is hosting. It's good to see that he has bolth pant legs down to his shoes. He starts with a prayer for WH. Amen

7:10 Man oh man. Whitney was a hot piece of ass back in the day.

7:11 I just thought of a new drinking game. Take a shot every time LL licks his lips. I'm drunk just thinking about it.

7:13 first performance of the night is Bruno Mars. I don't like him. Cmk is going OFF on him. "He's so ugly. He's so ugly. He's so ugly, ew gross. And he's like 5 foot". Awesome

7:24 Alicia Keys & Bonnie Raitt on stage to sing an Etta James sing. Weird pairing. I guess they wanted to pair someone I would have sexy time with and someone tem or jug would have sexy time with. Makes sense when you think about it.

7:25 first award if the night, best pop solo. I bet Adele wins. I hope it's not Gaga. Suite, it was Adele. LP is masturbating to her right now.

7:28 LL just licked his lips 4 times. Shots shots shots shotsshotsshots!!!

7:29 Chris Brown performance. I agree with mize, I would punch this guy in the face. But then I'd axe him to show me how to dance. Butnott in a gay way

7:37 Marc Anthony and Fergie's penis are presenting best rap song. Tem is on the edge of his seat...to hear the winner, not to get closer to to Fergie's penis. Some song I've nerve heard from Kanye & Hova won. Congrats, black people.

7:40 Country music performance. Time to go pee.

Oh snap, cmk is in the kitchen making some mafuggin rice krispie treats dipped in chocolate. No, I wasn't going pee in the kitchen.

7:46 Jack Black introduces the Foo Fighters. TP has FF chills right now. I'm not a fan of their new stuff. This song is alright, though. It seems he's learning to walk again.

7:54 Rihanna & Coldplay. Another weird combo. I guess they wanted to pair someone I would have sexy time with and someone mize would have sexy time with. Makes sense when you think about it. But it looks like when they announced Rihanna with Coldplay that what they meant was Rihanna would sing first and then Coldplay would sing. Sneaky.

7:58 Wait, nervemind. Rihanna is helping Coldplay sing. You know, because she is known for her grate* voice and all.

8:02 Now Coldplay gets the stage alone. I like this song. I don't know what it's called, though. He does whoaohohoooohoooohoohwhoaohwhoa a lot in it. Maybe it's called Paradise, he says that a lot too.

8:11 Manningham & VCruz presenting with some ugly bitch with a ginormous mouf. Manningham wears his sunglasses at night. And he wears a picnic table cloth as a shirt. They're presenting best rock song. And the Grammy goes to...FF. TP just jizzed hisself*.

8:14 Maroon 5 singing some Beach Boys now. I hate Maroon 5. put Adam Levine at the top of my "I want to punch that guy in the face" list. If murder was legal, I'd punch him in the face til he was dead and gone. So angry.

8:16 Foster the People singing Beach Boys now. If bgas wasn't standing here dancing to the music I would be fast forwarding it right now. I like Foster the People, but like jug, I'm not really a Beach Boys fan.

8:19 Now the Beach Boys singing Beach Boys. Cmk "this is awful. Awful. Sad." And she's a BB fan. I can't watch these 90 year olds anymore. But this song reminds me of Vegas Vacation.

8:31 Stevie Wonder on stage. Can't believe he has 22 Grammys. Wow. Apparently Stevie also wears his sunglasses at night. He doesn't want Manningham getting all of the attention. He introduces Paul McCartney. I'm going to get some dessert now. This song is awfuler than all of your faces, combined.

8:35 Common and some black chick present best R&B album. And the Grammy goes to...Chris Breezy. look at me now. I'm gettin paper. So much for that whole women* beating incident.

8:39 country music. Fuck yeah! I've been waiting all night for this fucking shit. Ladies & gentleman*, it's....TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT!!!!! All 57 lbs of her. And her John Elway lip. I really don't understand why she's so popular.

8:50 NPH presenting song of the year. 3 of the songs I've nerve heard of. Adele wins. LP is masturbating again. And why shouldn't he be? What with her yearglass figure and all.

8:54 Good God, that's Kate Beckinsale's music! I heart her. A lot. She introduces Katy Perry and her blue hair. KP has a nice little camel toe going. And her boobs are jiggling. Everyone wins.

8:58 Adam Lambert's sister and Dirks Diggler present best country album. Tem and jug are jizzing right now. And the Grammy goes to...Lady Antebellum. Good for them, they are the best of the crap.

9:06 LP, better get your lube out again. Skineth Paltrow introduces Adele. If you average the weight of these 2 chicks, it would be 125 lbs.

9:07 We could of* had it all. LP is pounding like a carpenter right now. Aitch is over this by now. However, it is nice to see someone actually sing when their* onstage.

9:07:30 ohohohohohohahahahahahahfuckfuckfuck ahhhhhhhhhhh. /LP

9:10 Standing O for Adele. LP gave her a laying on his back O.

9:16 Taylor Swift's 1/2 lip is introducing Glenn Campbell. She just said "last year, Glenn announced he was facing Altheimers disease". Altheimers disease is the worse. I rewound it 5 times to make sure, and yeah, it's Altheimers disease.

9:19 Way too much country Muzak tonight. Glenn Campbell singing Like a Rhinestone Cowboy now. Good to see that Altheimers disease hasn't let him forget the words to this song yet.

9:32 Goddamn, Carrie Underwood is a fine human being. That's all I have to say about that.

9:35 Best new artist. I remember when Picasso won this back in the day. /TP

9:36 and the Grammy goes to...some dude I've nerve heard of. Ron Iver and his male pattern baldness.

9:42 Time to show everyone who died in the last year. Big names this year. Winehouse, Nate Dogg, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, Whitney, Steve Yobs, Etta James, Clarence Clemons.
Hey keef, can you throw Etta James a bone? /Jug
Why aren't any white folk dying? /mizelock

9:47 JHud gets onstage and belts out I Will Always Love You. I'm impressed.
I can't believe they wouldn't get Dolly to sing that. WFT? /Jug

9:53 Chris Brown &FF perform again in some tent outside Staples. I ax why they're having the same people perform again. After CB gets off stage and FF start their song, cmk says "why are they having the same people sing again?"

10:10 Nicki Minaj performing on stage now. Maybe she'll sing the song that says "kiss my ass and my anus". She was introduced my mize's bf Drake. Nicki is a weird chick. She's a pretty suite rapper, but she's Lady Gaga crazy. This performance is dumb. Let's get on to the next award already.

10:14 Lady Antebellum giving out record of the year. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Adele will win and LP will jack off again. And the Grammy goes to...LP's spanktravision. Big night for Adele. Did anyone else notice that she says "Fank you". Stupids Brits.

10:22 Diana Ross' hair is awarding album of the year. I'm trying to guess who will win. Adele was nominated for 6 Grammys and she won 6. She's like a modern day version of the Monkees, who were a big influence n the Beatles. I bet you didn't know that.

Good night.

474 comments:

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Spaceman Spiff said...

"Did anyone else notice that she says "Fank you"."

cockney accent

Spaceman Spiff said...

my favorite accent

/EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Some song I've nerve heard from Kanye & Hova won"

otis? we are no longer on speaking terms

/meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"rice krispie treats dipped in chocolate"

ruined RKTs IMO

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe game winner

Spaceman Spiff said...

food network needs to get rid of 'cupcake wars'

Spaceman Spiff said...

boozer's new hairline is hilarity

old hairline

Aitch said...

Good post

It's Happening said...

otis? we are no longer on speaking terms


I was SAS, too. Nerve heard it on the radio he

It's Happening said...

here

It's Happening said...

food network needs to get rid of 'cupcake wars'



We were watching that before the Grammys started, cmk loves that show. That host is a major bag of douche

It's Happening said...

Whitney Houston's family was told by L.A. County Coroner officials ... the singer did not die from drowning, but rather from what appears to be a combination of Xanax and other prescription drugs  mixed with alcohol ... this according to family sources.

We're told Coroner's officials informed the family there was not enough water in Whitney's lungs to lead to the conclusion that she drowned.

El Padrino said...

solid

Blue said...

"boozer's new hairline is hilarity"

maybe that's why he still lives with his mother

Pass the Lysol said...

good recap; grammy should pay you some money, you made it sound half-way watchable, which for the grammies, would be a tremendous improvement (ns)

Blue said...

linsanity will get squashed by 'melodrama

Blue said...

i watched the grammies for the first time in years last night. it was ok

Blue said...

very few awards, and lots of performances

El Padrino said...

heath ledger cocktail

Blue said...

jennifer hudson getting choked up while singing the whitney song was moving


either that or her spanx were so tight she couldn't breathe

Pass the Lysol said...

"Chris Breezy. look at me now. I'm gettin paper. So much for that whole women* beating incident."


who would have imagined that awful DV incident would end up being the best thing possible for both of their careers


I guess publicity is publicity, good or bad (for the most part)

Blue said...

foo fighters are really good when they don't try and be a punk band.


i did enjoy the end when mccartney had springsteen, grohl, joe walsh and two random dudes up there jamming

El Padrino said...

fitting adele won all those awards on a night when they honored whitney

two women that can actually sing and dont need fireworks to shoot from their tits

Blue said...

i'd love for grohl to come out at an awards show and just say


"told you i was the genius behind nirvana...fuck off cobain"

El Padrino said...

"jennifer hudson getting choked up while singing the whitney song was moving"

you know how i know your gay

El Padrino said...

j-hud couldnt hold whitney brazziere*

Blue said...

a guy on sports radio here was talking about whitney houston...and part of the reason she was so big.

she was the first african american woman to be a cross-over hit, and have overall mass appeal. nerve thought of it like that, but i guess that's true.

Blue said...

"j-hud couldnt hold whitney brazziere*"

did you watch the performance? or were you too busy spanking it to some chubby woman

Blue said...

my lil bro's baby mama, got all emotional about WH on facebook yesterday.

bitch, you weren't even born when she was popular. Her biggest hits were from the late 80's. She was born in 89

El Padrino said...

"did you watch the performance? or were you too busy spanking it to some chubby woman"

yeah i watched it

comment stands, and i tweeted the same thing live

El Padrino said...

my mother was literally sick over this death, she was a ya-huge whitney fan add all her albums (actual vinyl records) and would blast it in the house often

Blue said...

that'd be like meiz getting all emotional over jam master jay getting shot

It's Happening said...

"j-hud couldnt hold whitney brazziere*"



i don't think blue said it was better than Whitney.

Blue said...

"comment stands, and i tweeted the same thing live"

u no i don't speak spanish

It's Happening said...

add all her albums


suite

Blue said...

i thought she did the song justice...but of course she was no WH

El Padrino said...

point taken

Beth said...

"my mother was literally sick over this death"

Some Entenmann's might make her feel better.

It's Happening said...

So I told the story about cmk being all pissy on Saturday night. Yesterday late in the morning I'm sitting on the corch*, and she's like "I'm gonna go out shopping for a few hours this afternoon, so I'm gonna go jump in the shower." I say ok. She says, come upstairs. I go upstairs and we have sexy time. She goes and gets in the shower. I walk in the bathroom to take a piss, and as I'm leaving I say "apology accepted". She laughs and says shut the fuck up

It's Happening said...

Some Entenmann's might make her feel better.



hilarity

Beth said...

"I walk in the bathroom to take a piss, and as I'm leaving I say "apology accepted". She laughs and says shut the fuck up"


That wasn't her apologizing, that was her saying "you just got laid so you better not bitch about my going out shopping!"

It's Happening said...

That wasn't her apologizing, that was her saying "you just got laid so you better not bitch about my going out shopping!"



I never bitch about her going out shopping.

Beth said...

What about if she spends a bunch of money?


Actually probably not since she earns more than you.

Beth said...

Maybe she was just horny. That happens to women too you know.

Pass the Lysol said...

"she was the first african american woman to be a cross-over hit, and have overall mass appeal. nerve thought of it like that, but i guess that's true."



huh? Aretha, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, shoot, even Billy Holliday, Etta James, etc. before that


I think Whitney came about 20 to 30 years too late for that distinction

It's Happening said...

Maybe she was just horny. That happens to women too you know.



They also miss jokes, apparently

It's Happening said...

What about if she spends a bunch of money?



She's cheaper than me

It's Happening said...

huh? Aretha, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, shoot, even Billy Holliday, Etta James, etc. before that



What about Etta James? Can she get some love too?

/Jug

It's Happening said...

huh? Aretha, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, shoot, even Billy Holliday, Etta James, etc. before that



Don't forget Chaka Khan

El Padrino said...

Some Entenmann's might make her feel better.

no, that's for company

El Padrino said...

"Maybe she was just horny. That happens to women too you know."

i dont even know what this means

It's Happening said...

Goldfish can’t close their eyes.

It's Happening said...

"Maybe she was just horny. That happens to women too you know."



::bitchscream::

El Padrino said...

I walk in the bathroom to take a piss

you piss alot

El Padrino said...

"So I told the story about cmk being all pissy on Saturday night."

i must have missed that

It's Happening said...

you piss alot



thank you

It's Happening said...

i must have missed that



Stop it

(S)

tem said...

"food network needs to get rid of 'cupcake wars'"


nah, it is fun to watch people who know less about baking than I do compete.

the first person to get kicked is always horrible.

El Padrino said...

i did see meiz's dumb ass comment about me thinking entemmans is authentico but OG isnt

what a dumb comment
hope that was s

El Padrino said...

"Canseco will try out for Mexican League team"

kenny powers

El Padrino said...

finally saw wall street 2

can they get an uglier chick as the laboof's love interest?

Blue said...

"huh? Aretha, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, shoot, even Billy Holliday, Etta James, etc. before that"

all R&B, and not mainstream. They didn't get mainstream airplay on the radio

tem said...

i like the fact that you piss while she is in the shower.

i'd just use the other bathroom.

El Padrino said...

so super bowl clarkson looked like she lost weight

last night, notsomuch

El Padrino said...

the lady antebellum chick is a linebacker

Blue said...

black r&b singers were a niche market before whitney.

El Padrino said...

beef arms

Pass the Lysol said...

"all R&B, and not mainstream. They didn't get mainstream airplay on the radio"


that's right, I forgot Whitney was metal

El Padrino said...

yeah kod do you know what crossover means

whitney topped the POP charts

El Padrino said...

she won like 30 Billboard awards

El Padrino said...

"i'd just use the other bathroom."

my kitchen sink?

It's Happening said...

i like the fact that you piss while she is in the shower.


The terlet* has its own room with a door in our bathroom

El Padrino said...

fancy

It's Happening said...

No. Fancy would be if the terlet* cleaned me up after I go #2

tem said...

fancy indeed

tem said...

if you flush our terlet while someone is in the shower they get burned*

El Padrino said...

"No. Fancy would be if the terlet* cleaned me up after I go #2"

i love those things

El Padrino said...

"if you flush our terlet while someone is in the shower they get burned*"

standard here in the city

El Padrino said...

I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY

Pass the Lysol said...

"They didn't get mainstream airplay on the radio"


Aretha had two #1 hits on the Hot 100 (most played on top 40 radio)

Donna Summer hit #1 on the pop charts 4 times before Whitey released her first album; she also had 3 consecutive albums hit #1

Diana Ross had 4 #1 crossover pop hits as a solo singer alone by 1986 (plus a ton of other hits with the Supreme)

El Padrino said...

i think it'd be cool if i got my hands on the dangermouse head and stared into my landlords winder*

would give her a stroke

El Padrino said...

kod wasnt a whitney fan :(

It's Happening said...

if you flush our terlet while someone is in the shower they get burned*



Old plumbing?

It's Happening said...

i think it'd be cool if i got my hands on the dangermouse head and stared into my landlords winder*



::Rodney Dangerfield::

Pass the Lysol said...

yeah kod do you know what crossover means

whitney topped the POP charts



do you know what #1 on the billboard pop chart means?

Whitney topped the POP charts, so did Aretha, Donna, Dianna...MANY times BEFORE Whitney did

El Padrino said...

"Old plumbing?"

if you are talking to me yes

house i live in was built in the 40's

El Padrino said...

::Rodney Dangerfield::

the techno part of the show, the DJ with the electronic mickey mouse head on?

hello?

mcfly

It's Happening said...

if you are talking to me yes



I quoted tem's comment

El Padrino said...

we also can wash the dishes at the same time someone is showering unless you dont like that person

Pass the Lysol said...

kod wasnt a whitney fan :(



untrue, I loooove Whitney; that's why Blue's comment is so dumb

she was great because

1) she was the greatest female vocalist of her era, hands DOWN

2) she was attractive

3) she seemed sweet, innocent and likeable

4) She (or whoever wrote her non-cover hits) were amazing songwriters

-no need to tarnish or confuse her legacy

El Padrino said...

cant*

It's Happening said...

the techno part of the show, the DJ with the electronic mickey mouse head on?



Ah, yes. i didn't know what a dangermouse was. That mouse head was pretty suite. I told cmk I'd wear that around town

El Padrino said...

"3) she seemed sweet, innocent and likeable"

until that dirtbag got his hands on her

El Padrino said...

bobby brown should go to jail for corrupting whitney

It's Happening said...

until that dirtbag got his hands on her



Maybe she turnt* him into a coke head

El Padrino said...

kevin costner hit that btw

El Padrino said...

fuck aretha anyway
she gets too much props

and she looks like ursula from the little mermaid

El Padrino said...

she's fat an ugly, she is supposed to sing well

El Padrino said...

etta james was the ish

It's Happening said...

Whitney'd daughter almost drowneded* in the tub the night before Whitney died

It's Happening said...

etta james was the ish



Hellooooooo. What about Etta james? She should get some recognition, too.

/jug

El Padrino said...

"Whitney'd daughter almost drowneded* in the tub the night before Whitney died"

that girl got issues

It's Happening said...

Whitney'd is grate

Jugdish said...

Hellooooooo. What about Etta james? She should get some recognition, too.



yeah, can't believe they skipped over that last night

tem said...

no, new build. just shitty plumbing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"We're told Coroner's officials informed the family there was not enough water in Whitney's lungs to lead to the conclusion that she drowned."

coroner had to have a presser this morning that he couldn't confirm or deny any reports, but that he was the one that spoke to the fam and he didn't say any of that. he can't say anything until the tox tests come back

Jugdish said...

7:07 Lady Gaga is wearing a wrestling mask or something.



she has lost it

Jugdish said...

never heard of bruno mars before last night

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

"she has lost it"

been much worse before, she wore raw meat before

El Padrino said...

glad she didnt win anything

El Padrino said...

bruno mars thinks he is chuck berry or something

Blue said...

kod

given that you weren't alive when aretha/diana ross/etta james/billie holliday were making hits.

i'm going to assume you as an ignorant fool, who uses too much google machine and wikipedia

It's Happening said...

He wears his hair like that so he looks like he's 5'6"

It's Happening said...

Haven't had a good slapped* in a while

Jugdish said...

been much worse before, she wore raw meat before



this is why i don't usually watch the grammys

Blue said...

and i wasn't the one saying it. I was paraphrasing what someone said on the radio.

A black man.

one who is older than you or i or anyone here.

maybe if the counselor had his facts straight, he would be more credible.

Jugdish said...

one who is older than you or i or anyone here.


stop it

/tp

Pass the Lysol said...

"given that you weren't alive when aretha/diana ross/etta james/billie holliday were making hits.

i'm going to assume you as an ignorant fool, who uses too much google machine and wikipedia"



which is why you are not as smrt as you likely think you are; clearly nothing that has come before can be proven or even stated objectively, since no one had direct first hand experience

tem said...

noone other than TP

It's Happening said...

and i wasn't the one saying it. I was paraphrasing what someone said on the radio.



You agreed with it

tem said...

who is on what side for the slapper?

Pass the Lysol said...

"maybe if the counselor had his facts straight, he would be more credible."


as far as I see, I'm the one who actually stated facts; but I guess since those facts can be found on wiki and/or through google, they're useless

El Padrino said...

kate upton!!!!!

Blue said...

"which is why you are not as smrt as you likely think you are; clearly nothing that has come before can be proven or even stated objectively, since no one had direct first hand experience"


did I say she was the first woman to have a song go #1 on the pop charts?

Blue said...

so you pulling up random facts that don't have anything to do with the discussion is crazy lawyer talk.


do not look at the issue at hand...i have crazy statistics that are kind of sort of related

Blue said...

kod probably thinks the glove didn't fit

Pass the Lysol said...

"i have crazy statistics that are kind of sort of related"


yeah, past black women singers having #1 top-40 radio POP songs (crossover hits) like several over 3+ decades before Whitney.....is only sort of related


that was a poor effort Blue, what else ya got?

Jugdish said...

blue had a nameless, old black guy do his research for him. he hired him out.

Jugdish said...

i fi was in whitney's room, shit wouldn't have gone down the way it did

/mark wahlberg

Pass the Lysol said...

did I say she was the first woman to have a song go #1 on the pop charts?



no, if you had said that I would have only needed to site one prior #1 top-40 crossover hit by an african american female


what you said was....

"she was the first african american woman to be a cross-over hit, and have overall mass appeal. nerve thought of it like that, but i guess that's true."

which is why I cited numerous crossover pop hits by several african american singers before Whitney, showing

1) Whitney was not the first african american woman to be a "cross-over hit"

2) was not the first african american women to have mass appeal

Spaceman Spiff said...

not a fan of UFC girl chandella, but if anyone is, she has full nudes under the name mariah ashton

El Padrino said...

man i hate bonus taxes

Spaceman Spiff said...

some solo vids too

Blue said...

having 1 or 2 songs hit number 1 doesn't make you a crossover hit.

ask shania twain

If you look at billboard's top 100 artists of all time, she's #9.

at the time she released that song from the bodyguard, it was the 3rd longest holding #1 hit of all time, behind Billie Jean and Hey Jude.

everything she touched turned to gold.

she starred in movies

She was an INTERNATIONAL superstar

she's the most decorated (most awards won tied with MJ) american musician of all time

shall i go on?

Jugdish said...

Whitney Houston's rendition of the anthem at the 1991 Super Bowl was also reported to have been lip-synched.


from wiki...didn't know that

Pass the Lysol said...

"shall i go on?"


with more irrelevant info? I don't mind if you want to

again, your comment was "she was the first african american woman to be a cross-over hit, and have overall mass appeal."


none of that bears on whether Whitney was the first

Blue said...

c'mon kod you're better than this

somebody has 2 or 4 songs be #1, compared to somebody who had 12 songs reach #1 and 22 in the top 5, including the national anthem, the most boring song of all time?

Aitch said...

"add all her albums"

Christ, now he is typing with an English accent... This Adele lobe is going too far, EP.

Blue said...

i guess kod is hung up on what is considered a cross-over hit and has mass appeal

the way I define cross-over hit is not "had one number one song". It's somebody who was consistently thought of as a pop-star, not just an R&B singer who had one popular song

mass appeal to me means liked by the masses consistently, not just one time they liked that one song that they think some black chick sang

Blue said...

i think the cigarettes and cold have frozen kods brain

Jugdish said...

the way I define cross-over hit is not "had one number one song". It's somebody who was consistently thought of as a pop-star, not just an R&B singer who had one popular song

mass appeal to me means liked by the masses consistently, not just one time they liked that one song that they think some black chick sang


is that you saying that, or the old black guy on the radio?

Blue said...

kod needs to drink more CL

Jugdish said...

we all need to drink more cl

Aitch said...

" Whitney Houston's rendition of the anthem at the 1991 Super Bowl was also reported to have been lip-synched."

She was the first black woman to lip synch.

/Blue

Blue said...

no, the old black guy didn't have to define it.

at least whitney had some other original songs that hit #1 as opposed to the cover that Aretha has.

Blue said...

aitch knows


being a lead singer is hard.

Pass the Lysol said...

"the way I define cross-over hit is not "had one number one song". It's somebody who was consistently thought of as a pop-star, not just an R&B singer who had one popular song"

"mass appeal to me means liked by the masses consistently, not just one time they liked that one song that they think some black chick sang"


I still don't see how you can remove Aretha or Diana Ross (solo and with The Supremes) under your definitions.

It's Happening said...

If you look at billboard's top 100 artists of all time, she's #9.


Where did any of those people that kod mentioned rank before Whitney was famous?

Jugdish said...

most of the grammy performances were probably lip synched

Jugdish said...

She was the first black woman to lip synch.

/Blue


funny

It's Happening said...

Blue is arguing that Whitney is the most decorated crossover singer of all time, not that she was the first. He is confused

Blue said...

donna summer only had 3 #1 hits.


BAM!

that just happened

Aitch said...

Definitely, Jug. I hate to break it to you folks, but most live performances on TV are lip synched. Especially the "artists" that do a lot of intense dancing while supposedly singing.

Blue said...

"Where did any of those people that kod mentioned rank before Whitney was famous?"

they only did the list once

Jugdish said...

not that she was the first.


but he did say she was the first.

Blue said...

"but most live performances by hip hop artists on TV are lip synched"

Aitch said...

Madonna, Cee Lo and that Minaj skank were lip synchng at the Superbowl™

It's Happening said...

Especially the "artists" that do a lot of intense dancing while supposedly singing.



Bullshit. Chris Brown was singing live last night


S

Pass the Lysol said...

Blue is arguing that Whitney is the most decorated crossover singer of all time, not that she was the first. He is confused



blue said

""she was the first african american woman to be a cross-over hit, and have overall mass appeal. nerve thought of it like that, but i guess that's true."

how is that NOT saying she was the first?

Jugdish said...

Definitely, Jug. I hate to break it to you folks, but most live performances on TV are lip synched. Especially the "artists" that do a lot of intense dancing while supposedly singing.


another reason i don't like the grammys

It's Happening said...

but he did say she was the first.



Yes. But his argument isn't saying that.

Jugdish said...

how is that NOT saying she was the first?


you're putting too much emphasis on the word "first"


s

Jugdish said...

Yes. But his argument isn't saying that.



its like talking to a chick

It's Happening said...

Madonna, Cee Lo and that Minaj skank were lip synchng at the Superbowl™



I'd sexy time Nicki Minaj

It's Happening said...

how is that NOT saying she was the first?



My comment meant that he said she was the first but his argument is just proving that she was the most popular

It's Happening said...

its like talking to a chick




FACE!

Jugdish said...

My comment meant that he said she was the first but his argument is just proving that she was the most popular



kod, you should just go paint the walls another color

Aitch said...

When in Rome on that one Keith. I don't find Minaj even remotely attractive. She tries too hard to be the black Lady Gaga

Blue said...

this is why i hate white people


/meiz

Aitch said...

She was the first black woman to impersonate Lady Gaga.

/Blue

It's Happening said...

She tries too hard to be the black Lady Gaga


i agree with that

Pass the Lysol said...

hey, I got the day off


had to fit a bit of argument into the day, otherwise, I'm not sure it would really be Monday

It's Happening said...

She tries too hard to be the black Lady Gaga



I think I remember comparing her to Lady Gaga in the diary

Blue said...

my point is that (maybe with the exception of diana ross), those other women were niche. They didn't sell album after album to the vast majority of america, and yes, i mean white people.

Whitney did.

there's a difference between having a hit, and having mass appeal

It's Happening said...

there's a difference between having a hit, and having mass appeal



Whitney was a church singer?

Blue said...

she was a church singer as well, yes

Blue said...

probably not later in life

El Padrino said...

"we all need to drink more cl"

i prefer poland spring

El Padrino said...

Whitney was a church singer?

duh

Aitch said...

"I think I remember comparing her to Lady Gaga in the diary"

You said she was crazy like Gaga, not that she was trying to be her. Subtle difference

Aitch said...

"I think I remember comparing her to Lady Gaga in the diary"

I've been saying that for years!

/Meiz

Blue said...

can we change the yahoo draft day/time? (s)

It's Happening said...

You said she was crazy like Gaga, not that she was trying to be her.


Apology accepted

It's Happening said...

I've been saying that for years!

/Meiz




hahahahahahahaha

Pass the Lysol said...

"my point is that (maybe with the exception of diana ross)"



I'm glad you added the DR exception (ns), she presents the biggest whole in your argument; you can cast doubt on Donna and Aretha, but DR's mass appeal is undeniable.

Hell, in 1983 she drew a crowd of around 900,000 to her central park concert in the middle of a torrential storm

Blue said...

bgblue1 likes nicki minaj.


i'm glad we didn't let her stay up to watch that performance last night.

no idea what that shit was about.

It's Happening said...

she presents the biggest whole in your argument


awsome*

It's Happening said...

no idea what that shit was about.




That was awful.

Blue said...

how do i pick my keepers in ESPN league?

Aitch said...

"she presents the biggest whole in your argument"

It as an argument that is full of wholes*... and halves, and quarters.

Pass the Lysol said...

"awsome*"


I'd like to pretend it was on purpose, but sadly, no

Blue said...

not that i want to keep many

Aitch said...

Whole i2i

El Padrino said...

Hell, in 1983 she drew a crowd of around 900,000 to her central park concert in the middle of a torrential storm

stop it

Blue said...

oh, i finished 2nd in that league, maybe i'm going to keep some guys

Blue said...

"Hell, in 1983 she drew a crowd of around 900,000 to her central park concert in the middle of a torrential storm"

white people don't live in New York

It's Happening said...

I think I was about 75 games over .500 in the keeper league last year and missed the playoffs

El Padrino said...

and it rained during the concert
which was stopped and she performed the next day instead

the playground is still there today it's nice

It's Happening said...

white people don't live in New York




FACE

It's Happening said...

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