Monday, January 23, 2012

Who cares

Congrats to LP & H. Rematch from a few years ago. Just do us a favor and don't be rev for the foreseeable future.

As for me, I could* care less about the Super BowlTM this season. Can't stand either team. I guess if I had a gun to my head and had to pick a team to root for, I dunno, I'd probably pull the trigger.

News channels around here are going apeshit about the Peyton Manning speculation. They all think that it's a lock that the Colts will release him and the Cardinals will jump in and swoop him. I don't know much about salary caps, but I think they're already paying one of their QBs about $60 million over the next 5 years. And it's not even the QB that almost got them into the playoffs this season. It's the one who has that faggy looking chin hair.

Me & cmk watched Hall Pass last night. It was ok I guess. Had some funny parts in it. There was a scene in it that got me busted, though. In one part, dude gets caught checking out some chick's ass by his wife. Other dude says "hey rookie, you're supposed to see the chick coming first, then look the other way in the direction she'll be going so that she has to walk though your vision, then you can check her out". Now, that is my go to move. I started chuckling when he said that, and cmk looks over and said "do you do that?" by that time my poker face was busted so I said yeah I've done that once or twice.

I was going to do a giant post of dats & dems for today, but last night I had the choice of either doing that post or having sex. So you got this POS post. Sorry.

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Muschamped said...

First

Aitch said...

You made the proper choice.

Aitch said...

GfH got me pretty good yesterday. We were joking about my former manwhoreish ways and she says "I really don't knownhowbyou got so many women to sleep with you."

Ouch.

Aitch said...

The hdh in that last comment was brought to you by fat fingers and no proofreading.

El Padrino said...

sex is great

Aitch said...

EP I could seriously murder you right now. So tired...

El Padrino said...

it was a 20 second phone call calm down

El Padrino said...

i thought you had a real job now anyway

Aitch said...

Woke me out of a sound sleep and couldn't get back for a while. I have a better job, but still early hours.

El Padrino said...

WOE.

El Padrino said...

if you heard your phone ringing you werent in a dead sleep

Aitch said...

Haha. By the way, you sound like you're 12 years old on the phone.

El Padrino said...

you sound like a homo

El Padrino said...

jesus the giants punter got a little too excited there

El Padrino said...

"but I think they're already paying one of their QBs about $60 million"

and fitzgerald just got paid too i think

El Padrino said...

that kyle williams kid is the son of White Sox GM Kenny Williams

El Padrino said...

50-50 shot im still drunk
i want more to keep it going, ran out of desk booze

Blue said...

so, how about those knicks?

El Padrino said...

man the knicks are turrible

El Padrino said...

melo takes all the blame, said he'd figure it out

Blue said...

in saturday nights game, i don't think another player took a shot in either of the overtimes until they took melo out at the end and Amare drained a 3

Beth said...

"so, how about those knicks?"

ISWYDT, EP did not.

Blue said...

dem tits

probably NSFW

Blue said...

"ISWYDT, EP did not."

yeah, i'm wicked smooth

Jugdish said...

melo takes all the blame, said he'd figure it out



does that make you feel better?

Aitch said...

Celtics wish they could play the Wizards every game.

Jugdish said...

50-50 shot im still drunk
i want more to keep it going, ran out of desk booze



you drink at work?

Aitch said...

This surprises you?

Jugdish said...

a little

Muschamped said...

that kyle williams kid is the son of White Sox GM Kenny Williams


Welcome to Sunday night

tem said...

going into this post:

31, 40, 44, 44.5

Muschamped said...

44.5 is definitely me

/LP

El Padrino said...

"so, how about those knicks?"

ISWYDT, EP did not.

course i did

tem said...

44.5 was el pad.

he was in the lead going into this post.

he already is not in the lead.

El Padrino said...

"you drink at work?"

when bossman aint around, sometimes
we keep a bottle of rum around
it's gone

El Padrino said...

"he already is not in the lead."

i did nothing wroung

El Padrino said...

that lee evans td that wasn't a td wasnt even reviewed

that sucks

Jugdish said...

i did nothing wroung


someone else did something right

Blue said...

maybe it's because everyone else does things so right

Blue said...

"that lee evans td that wasn't a td wasnt even reviewed"

he didn't possess it long enough. it was obvious by looking at it once. He got both feet down, but didn't "complete the catch"

Muschamped said...

i did nothing wroung



Just think if you would of* commented over the weekend.

Muschamped said...

My guess is that blue is in the lead now

Blue said...

your face is in the lead

Muschamped said...

There is not really much competition, blue

El Padrino said...

blue is hungry this year

El Padrino said...

::waiting for freak to invite me to indy::

El Padrino said...

::since keef dogged me in 07::

Jugdish said...

flacco still bitching about not getting his due in the post game interview. he should just do the ricky bobby thing next time.

"Well, Dick, here's the deal: I'm the best there is. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

Jugdish said...

::waiting for freak to invite me to indy::



you can sleep down in his mom's basement with him

El Padrino said...

caught up on top chefs

the last episode was grate*

El Padrino said...

"flacco still bitching about not getting his due in the post game interview. he should just do the ricky bobby thing next time."

yeah what a pshyco

Muschamped said...

::since keef dogged me in 07::



I was new to this game

El Padrino said...

i tried going out last night after the win

cmep hid my keys and took my phone battery out

she's smat*

Jugdish said...

does she know about the booze stash at work?

Muschamped said...

cmep hid my keys and took my phone battery out



Splains the missing ipod hilarity

Beth said...

So H changed his profile pic to something Patriots related but EP didn't do the same for the Giants. Clearly H is a bigger fan.

S

Although if you want change yours EP, I'd suggest this pic.

Muschamped said...

I'm SAS H didn't just give up on the Pats towards the end of the season

Muschamped said...

So H changed his profile pic to something Patriots related but EP didn't do the same for the Giants. Clearly H is more insufferable

*fized

El Padrino said...

keeping the status quo beth but thanks

El Padrino said...

Clearly H is more insufferable

plus this ^^^

tem said...

keith is charging hard.

he was way behind going into the wekeend, but caught up lots of ground over the weekend when el pad and blue put it on cruise.

meiz caught up some, but not enough.

El Padrino said...

"Splains the missing ipod hilarity"

funny story, once i came to the realization i wasnt going anywhere i went to the freezer to throw in some of those costco spring roll things LIKE A BOSS and i stumbled upon these mini whiskey bottles i thought she threw out a few months ago, it was like finding $100 i was pumped, threw them all down AND made the spring rolls


i didnt even have to use my AK

El Padrino said...

"but caught up lots of ground over the weekend when el pad and blue put it on cruise."

as usual

tem said...

el pad got drunk because the giants won. H did not get drunk.

edge el pad.

Muschamped said...

keith is charging hard.



That used to be my forte

/LP

Jugdish said...

he also made the drunk call to aitch...should be worth a point. cmlp didn't get his phone battery in time to stop that

Muschamped said...

i stumbled upon these mini whiskey bottles i thought she threw out a few months ago, it was like finding $100



Those things are like $.99 each

El Padrino said...

"should be worth a point. cmlp didn't get his phone battery in time to stop that"

yeah he was such a fag

oh im tired i gotta wake up at 230
i didnt even know if they won

waaaaaaaahhh

::tears:: i'm tired

Muschamped said...

can I deduct the $620 I spent putting my dog down on my taxes as a medical expense?

El Padrino said...

"Those things are like $.99 each"

intrinsic value my friend

Muschamped said...

If you don't want to be woken up, turn your phone on silent

El Padrino said...

"can I deduct the $620 I spent putting my dog down on my taxes as a medical expense?"

no, unless he was human or had a SS#

El Padrino said...

"If you don't want to be woken up, turn your phone on silent"

^^^^^^^THIS

or off works

homo

El Padrino said...

or just take the battery out, dumbass will never figure it out

/cmep

Muschamped said...

no, unless he was human or had a SS#



Or it doesn't get coat*

Muschamped said...

I'm still waiting on my W-2 from my old yob. Those jerks wait until 1/31 to mail them out. But I finished the rest of the return this weekend. Sitting at about a $6500 refund right now. EOW

Muschamped said...

And it's already spent

Muschamped said...

TWSS

Muschamped said...

or just take the battery out, dumbass will never figure it out


hilarity

Muschamped said...

premie

El Padrino said...

"Sitting at about a $6500 refund right now. EOW"

nice

Muschamped said...

Gotta buy a new sliding glass door for the patio. Gotta get new carpet & baseboards. And need to get 2 new car seats. Tax refund gone before we have it

El Padrino said...

owning a house blows

El Padrino said...

"I know he can shoot in the 60s, a matter of shooting them when it counts.''

-- @TigerWoods, on the possibility of his friend Tony Romo qualifying for the U.S. Open.


OHHHHHH FACE!

Spaceman Spiff said...

i got the gints

Muschamped said...

"owning a house blows"


ETEFO

Muschamped said...

cmk made a turkey pesto 'za last night with roasted red peppers & choke hearts. Thin crust. It was bomb sauce. She made the crust, too. She's slowly learning how to cook.

El Padrino said...

impressive

tem said...

"can I deduct the $620 I spent putting my dog down on my taxes as a medical expense?"

if you were blind you could.

El Padrino said...

good one

Muschamped said...

if you were blind you could.


AHIK*

Blue said...

maybe you can write off the dog expense as a business expense.

don't you breed those dogs

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Chip Kelly has decided not to take Buccaneers offer. "Its a no-go," said a source close to Kelly. "His heart is still with Oregon.""

no idea why they would hire him, but to get turned down by him after he interviewed and they were supposedly starting negotiations, damn

Blue said...

my new boss is the goes to a steakhouse with the guys and orders a salad guy

Blue said...

he's from boulder, so he's got that granola thing to him.

but thinks he's like a downtown metrosexual dude.

tem said...

that's why he is the CFO

Blue said...

where i come from we call those guys douches or posers

El Padrino said...

did the cutler got this bitch pregnant news come here yet?

tem said...

bucs coaching search is a disaster.

Blue said...

plus he's like 38 and bald, but refuses to shave his head

Aitch said...

Yea... turn my phone off... why didn't I think if that?

tem said...

good lord el pad. you lose points for not reading a goddman thing this weekend.

El Padrino said...

my new boss is the goes to a steakhouse with the guys and orders a salad guy

fag

Aitch said...

Or EP could refrain from drunk dialing me like a giddy bitch looking for a booty call.

Blue said...

"bucs coaching search is a disaster."

hoping they hire the broncos OC...even though they haven't even interviewed him yet

El Padrino said...

"good lord el pad. you lose points for not reading a goddman thing this weekend."

i thought i mentioned i dont have a computer at home

Blue said...

"Yea... turn my phone off... why didn't I think if that?"

you were too busy dreaming of Tom Brady and fairies

tem said...

read it when you get to work.

that's minus more points.

Blue said...

mark wahlberg would catchup on weekend comments even without a computer at home

Blue said...

"read it when you get to work."

especially when there are like 12 comments

Blue said...

IF ep had an Iphone (ahiik), cmep wouldn't be able to play the hide the battery game.

tem said...

she doesn't hide the battery, she just puts it on the bookcase or on top of the fridge.

tem said...

she says "your battery is on top of the fridge if you want it. jump and see if you can get it."

Muschamped said...

don't you breed those dogs



Um, sure?

Muschamped said...

did the cutler got this bitch pregnant news come here yet?



Wow. I don't even know what to say

Muschamped said...

good lord el pad. you lose points for not reading a goddman thing this weekend.




ha ha

Muschamped said...

plus he's like 38 and bald, but refuses to shave his head



LP will be that guy

Muschamped said...

"Yea... turn my phone off... why didn't I think if that?"


Because your* dumb?

s

Muschamped said...

she doesn't hide the battery, she just puts it on the bookcase or on top of the fridge.




ha

Muschamped said...

tem is hilarious

Muschamped said...

Or EP could refrain from drunk dialing me like a giddy bitch looking for a booty call.



Stop being a baby. If it was anyone else you would think it was hilarious.


ns

Muschamped said...

especially when there are like 12 comments



So blue didn't read any weekend comments either. Suite

Muschamped said...

Chip Kelly to TB news was definitely mind bottling. Phil Knight can pay him more than TB can

Jugdish said...

no

/cmblue

Muschamped said...

UFC on Fox this weekend

Muschamped said...

I hope Rashad gets a beatemdown

Muschamped said...

Did Guillard win this weekend?

Muschamped said...

I hope it wasn't posted here

Muschamped said...

premie

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Did Guillard win this weekend?"

no, he went guillard

Muschamped said...

no, he went guillard



terrible

Muschamped said...

Guillard & Rumble are wastes

Muschamped said...

after the Hall Pass movie ended last night we turnt* on network TV and nothing was on so we watched Idol. Jim Carrey's daughter tried out. She looks exactly like him

El Padrino said...

"read it when you get to work."

I've never done this.

Spaceman Spiff said...

theyre both on the same team now

Spaceman Spiff said...

re:guillard/rumble

El Padrino said...

"plus he's like 38 and bald, but refuses to shave his head"

I'm 25% gray already, once it goes it's gone.

El Padrino said...

the Suggs OMG gif rules the day

Spaceman Spiff said...

"She looks exactly like him in 'The Mask'"

*fized

Muschamped said...

I've never done this.



Get the f out of Dodge

El Padrino said...

"like a giddy bitch looking for a booty call."

you wish

Muschamped said...

I'm 25% gray already, once it goes it's gone.



The gray on my sides is definitely starting to take over the hosue

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the Suggs OMG gif rules the day"

ray rice reaction was funny too

El Padrino said...

"Get the f out of Dodge"

unless you say hey elp there was a slapper over the weekend check it out or something i never check weekend comments

only time i read them is if i check it on weekend which is rare steak

Spaceman Spiff said...

um, WFT is this shit

anyone just eat breakfast

Muschamped said...

unless you say hey elp there was a slapper over the weekend check it out or something i never check weekend comments or comments that happen between 6pm EST & 8am EST


*fized

Muschamped said...

And the chance of LP reading comments during the day here is probably only 60%

El Padrino said...

holy shit

El Padrino said...

he said im pulling over baby

yeah good call

Spaceman Spiff said...

gronk in a walking boot, he will play though

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug/blue

Muschamped said...

I'm only going to watch the Super BowlTM because gamlbing squares are involved

El Padrino said...

yes i already distributed my pool
$10 if you want in

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Truth being told I am not sure I’m going to watch the unSuper Bowl since the two best teams are sitting at home #ravens #49ers,” Ayanbadejo said"


hilarity

Jugdish said...

yes i already distributed my pool
$10 if you want in


put me down for 2 squares...ill mail you the money

/aitch

Muschamped said...

yes i already distributed my pool
$10 if you want in


I have a pool. But thanks.

Blue said...

yeah, the tebow singing with brad paisley thing was big news here yesterday

Blue said...

can i send you $10 in pennies?

Muschamped said...

can i send you $10 in pennies?


sure

/LP

Muschamped said...

Oh wait, I thought that said penis

/LP

Muschamped said...

New guy just started here today and he's sitting on the other side of me from the Giants lady. This dude is from CM, too. Shoot me.

Blue said...

i'm going to freeze my pennies first

Blue said...

did anyone talk about cundiff missing the kick yesterday?

/ep

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Muschamped said...

Did you guys read about that cruise ship in Gigalo? Bro, crazy stuff

/LP

Muschamped said...

That captain is pshycho

Blue said...

heidi klum is back on the market

i'm not sure if she's attainable though

Blue said...

pshycho?

like a shy cho?

Muschamped said...

heidi klum is back on the market



been there

Aitch said...

Have you never seen Seal's face? She may be attainable... if I had Blue's money of course.

Muschamped said...

Have you never seen Seal's face?


Almost as bad as your face

Blue said...

did you guys know that joe paterno died?


/ep

Muschamped said...

Remember when mize morted JoePa's death? That was awesome

El Padrino said...

softball down the middle

Muschamped said...

Softballs are lobbed, not fired down the middle

Blue said...

"Remember when mize morted JoePa's death? That was awesome"

saw that, gave me a good chuckle


i almost expected a "see i was right" comment from him yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

you know i don't speak spanish

Blue said...

is an underhand toss, technically a lob?

Muschamped said...

Merriman's dictionary defines lob as to throw, hit, or propel easily or in a high arc

Blue said...

dat ass

kind of pasty white

Blue said...

"Merriman's dictionary defines lob as to throw, hit, or propel easily or in a high arc"

good point

because a lob in tennis is not overhand

Muschamped said...

is an underhand toss, technically a lob?



Jennie Finch threw underhand tosses about 70 mph

Muschamped said...

mmmm Jennie Finch

Blue said...

it's also defined as a dull heavy person


dikembe meizlobo

Blue said...

wall

Blue said...

we were off to such a great start too.

Jugdish said...

Lp took a break to look at the weekend comments...that's why we hit a wall

ToddPacker said...

big morning

El Padrino said...

a softball cant be lobbed in the middle?

Blue said...

that way he'll know what's going on?

maybe earn some points back?

Blue said...

well you're both right

softballs don't have to be lobbed

and the lob isn't necessarily right down the middle.

Blue said...

i hate being the logical one

El Padrino said...

literally too literal

Blue said...

all hail eli, king of the manning brothers

ToddPacker said...

pats gonna beat the shit out of the giants

ToddPacker said...

early older/newer day

Blue said...

maybe we'll get to rev

Blue said...

probably not though

Blue said...

do you get points? for old/bnew

Jugdish said...

block

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