Congrats to LP & H. Rematch from a few years ago. Just do us a favor and don't be rev for the foreseeable future.
As for me, I could* care less about the Super BowlTM this season. Can't stand either team. I guess if I had a gun to my head and had to pick a team to root for, I dunno, I'd probably pull the trigger.
News channels around here are going apeshit about the Peyton Manning speculation. They all think that it's a lock that the Colts will release him and the Cardinals will jump in and swoop him. I don't know much about salary caps, but I think they're already paying one of their QBs about $60 million over the next 5 years. And it's not even the QB that almost got them into the playoffs this season. It's the one who has that faggy looking chin hair.
Me & cmk watched Hall Pass last night. It was ok I guess. Had some funny parts in it. There was a scene in it that got me busted, though. In one part, dude gets caught checking out some chick's ass by his wife. Other dude says "hey rookie, you're supposed to see the chick coming first, then look the other way in the direction she'll be going so that she has to walk though your vision, then you can check her out". Now, that is my go to move. I started chuckling when he said that, and cmk looks over and said "do you do that?" by that time my poker face was busted so I said yeah I've done that once or twice.
I was going to do a giant post of dats & dems for today, but last night I had the choice of either doing that post or having sex. So you got this POS post. Sorry.
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You made the proper choice.
GfH got me pretty good yesterday. We were joking about my former manwhoreish ways and she says "I really don't knownhowbyou got so many women to sleep with you."
Ouch.
The hdh in that last comment was brought to you by fat fingers and no proofreading.
sex is great
EP I could seriously murder you right now. So tired...
it was a 20 second phone call calm down
i thought you had a real job now anyway
Woke me out of a sound sleep and couldn't get back for a while. I have a better job, but still early hours.
WOE.
if you heard your phone ringing you werent in a dead sleep
Haha. By the way, you sound like you're 12 years old on the phone.
you sound like a homo
jesus the giants punter got a little too excited there
"but I think they're already paying one of their QBs about $60 million"
and fitzgerald just got paid too i think
that kyle williams kid is the son of White Sox GM Kenny Williams
50-50 shot im still drunk
i want more to keep it going, ran out of desk booze
so, how about those knicks?
man the knicks are turrible
melo takes all the blame, said he'd figure it out
in saturday nights game, i don't think another player took a shot in either of the overtimes until they took melo out at the end and Amare drained a 3
"so, how about those knicks?"
ISWYDT, EP did not.
dem tits
probably NSFW
"ISWYDT, EP did not."
yeah, i'm wicked smooth
melo takes all the blame, said he'd figure it out
does that make you feel better?
Celtics wish they could play the Wizards every game.
50-50 shot im still drunk
i want more to keep it going, ran out of desk booze
you drink at work?
This surprises you?
a little
that kyle williams kid is the son of White Sox GM Kenny Williams
Welcome to Sunday night
going into this post:
31, 40, 44, 44.5
44.5 is definitely me
/LP
"so, how about those knicks?"
ISWYDT, EP did not.
course i did
44.5 was el pad.
he was in the lead going into this post.
he already is not in the lead.
"you drink at work?"
when bossman aint around, sometimes
we keep a bottle of rum around
it's gone
"he already is not in the lead."
i did nothing wroung
that lee evans td that wasn't a td wasnt even reviewed
that sucks
i did nothing wroung
someone else did something right
maybe it's because everyone else does things so right
"that lee evans td that wasn't a td wasnt even reviewed"
he didn't possess it long enough. it was obvious by looking at it once. He got both feet down, but didn't "complete the catch"
i did nothing wroung
Just think if you would of* commented over the weekend.
My guess is that blue is in the lead now
your face is in the lead
There is not really much competition, blue
blue is hungry this year
::waiting for freak to invite me to indy::
::since keef dogged me in 07::
flacco still bitching about not getting his due in the post game interview. he should just do the ricky bobby thing next time.
"Well, Dick, here's the deal: I'm the best there is. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
::waiting for freak to invite me to indy::
you can sleep down in his mom's basement with him
caught up on top chefs
the last episode was grate*
"flacco still bitching about not getting his due in the post game interview. he should just do the ricky bobby thing next time."
yeah what a pshyco
::since keef dogged me in 07::
I was new to this game
i tried going out last night after the win
cmep hid my keys and took my phone battery out
she's smat*
does she know about the booze stash at work?
cmep hid my keys and took my phone battery out
Splains the missing ipod hilarity
So H changed his profile pic to something Patriots related but EP didn't do the same for the Giants. Clearly H is a bigger fan.
S
Although if you want change yours EP, I'd suggest this pic.
I'm SAS H didn't just give up on the Pats towards the end of the season
So H changed his profile pic to something Patriots related but EP didn't do the same for the Giants. Clearly H is more insufferable
*fized
keeping the status quo beth but thanks
Clearly H is more insufferable
plus this ^^^
keith is charging hard.
he was way behind going into the wekeend, but caught up lots of ground over the weekend when el pad and blue put it on cruise.
meiz caught up some, but not enough.
"Splains the missing ipod hilarity"
funny story, once i came to the realization i wasnt going anywhere i went to the freezer to throw in some of those costco spring roll things LIKE A BOSS and i stumbled upon these mini whiskey bottles i thought she threw out a few months ago, it was like finding $100 i was pumped, threw them all down AND made the spring rolls
i didnt even have to use my AK
"but caught up lots of ground over the weekend when el pad and blue put it on cruise."
as usual
el pad got drunk because the giants won. H did not get drunk.
edge el pad.
keith is charging hard.
That used to be my forte
/LP
he also made the drunk call to aitch...should be worth a point. cmlp didn't get his phone battery in time to stop that
i stumbled upon these mini whiskey bottles i thought she threw out a few months ago, it was like finding $100
Those things are like $.99 each
"should be worth a point. cmlp didn't get his phone battery in time to stop that"
yeah he was such a fag
oh im tired i gotta wake up at 230
i didnt even know if they won
waaaaaaaahhh
::tears:: i'm tired
can I deduct the $620 I spent putting my dog down on my taxes as a medical expense?
"Those things are like $.99 each"
intrinsic value my friend
If you don't want to be woken up, turn your phone on silent
"can I deduct the $620 I spent putting my dog down on my taxes as a medical expense?"
no, unless he was human or had a SS#
"If you don't want to be woken up, turn your phone on silent"
^^^^^^^THIS
or off works
homo
or just take the battery out, dumbass will never figure it out
/cmep
no, unless he was human or had a SS#
Or it doesn't get coat*
I'm still waiting on my W-2 from my old yob. Those jerks wait until 1/31 to mail them out. But I finished the rest of the return this weekend. Sitting at about a $6500 refund right now. EOW
And it's already spent
TWSS
or just take the battery out, dumbass will never figure it out
hilarity
premie
"Sitting at about a $6500 refund right now. EOW"
nice
Gotta buy a new sliding glass door for the patio. Gotta get new carpet & baseboards. And need to get 2 new car seats. Tax refund gone before we have it
owning a house blows
"I know he can shoot in the 60s, a matter of shooting them when it counts.''
-- @TigerWoods, on the possibility of his friend Tony Romo qualifying for the U.S. Open.
OHHHHHH FACE!
i got the gints
"owning a house blows"
ETEFO
cmk made a turkey pesto 'za last night with roasted red peppers & choke hearts. Thin crust. It was bomb sauce. She made the crust, too. She's slowly learning how to cook.
impressive
"can I deduct the $620 I spent putting my dog down on my taxes as a medical expense?"
if you were blind you could.
good one
if you were blind you could.
AHIK*
maybe you can write off the dog expense as a business expense.
don't you breed those dogs
"Chip Kelly has decided not to take Buccaneers offer. "Its a no-go," said a source close to Kelly. "His heart is still with Oregon.""
no idea why they would hire him, but to get turned down by him after he interviewed and they were supposedly starting negotiations, damn
my new boss is the goes to a steakhouse with the guys and orders a salad guy
he's from boulder, so he's got that granola thing to him.
but thinks he's like a downtown metrosexual dude.
that's why he is the CFO
where i come from we call those guys douches or posers
did the cutler got this bitch pregnant news come here yet?
bucs coaching search is a disaster.
plus he's like 38 and bald, but refuses to shave his head
Yea... turn my phone off... why didn't I think if that?
good lord el pad. you lose points for not reading a goddman thing this weekend.
my new boss is the goes to a steakhouse with the guys and orders a salad guy
fag
Or EP could refrain from drunk dialing me like a giddy bitch looking for a booty call.
"bucs coaching search is a disaster."
hoping they hire the broncos OC...even though they haven't even interviewed him yet
"good lord el pad. you lose points for not reading a goddman thing this weekend."
i thought i mentioned i dont have a computer at home
"Yea... turn my phone off... why didn't I think if that?"
you were too busy dreaming of Tom Brady and fairies
read it when you get to work.
that's minus more points.
mark wahlberg would catchup on weekend comments even without a computer at home
"read it when you get to work."
especially when there are like 12 comments
IF ep had an Iphone (ahiik), cmep wouldn't be able to play the hide the battery game.
she doesn't hide the battery, she just puts it on the bookcase or on top of the fridge.
she says "your battery is on top of the fridge if you want it. jump and see if you can get it."
don't you breed those dogs
Um, sure?
did the cutler got this bitch pregnant news come here yet?
Wow. I don't even know what to say
good lord el pad. you lose points for not reading a goddman thing this weekend.
ha ha
plus he's like 38 and bald, but refuses to shave his head
LP will be that guy
"Yea... turn my phone off... why didn't I think if that?"
Because your* dumb?
s
she doesn't hide the battery, she just puts it on the bookcase or on top of the fridge.
ha
tem is hilarious
Or EP could refrain from drunk dialing me like a giddy bitch looking for a booty call.
Stop being a baby. If it was anyone else you would think it was hilarious.
ns
especially when there are like 12 comments
So blue didn't read any weekend comments either. Suite
Chip Kelly to TB news was definitely mind bottling. Phil Knight can pay him more than TB can
no
/cmblue
UFC on Fox this weekend
I hope Rashad gets a beatemdown
Did Guillard win this weekend?
I hope it wasn't posted here
premie
"Did Guillard win this weekend?"
no, he went guillard
no, he went guillard
terrible
Guillard & Rumble are wastes
after the Hall Pass movie ended last night we turnt* on network TV and nothing was on so we watched Idol. Jim Carrey's daughter tried out. She looks exactly like him
"read it when you get to work."
I've never done this.
theyre both on the same team now
re:guillard/rumble
"plus he's like 38 and bald, but refuses to shave his head"
I'm 25% gray already, once it goes it's gone.
the Suggs OMG gif rules the day
"She looks exactly like him in 'The Mask'"
*fized
I've never done this.
Get the f out of Dodge
"like a giddy bitch looking for a booty call."
you wish
I'm 25% gray already, once it goes it's gone.
The gray on my sides is definitely starting to take over the hosue
"the Suggs OMG gif rules the day"
ray rice reaction was funny too
"Get the f out of Dodge"
unless you say hey elp there was a slapper over the weekend check it out or something i never check weekend comments
only time i read them is if i check it on weekend which is rare steak
um, WFT is this shit
anyone just eat breakfast
unless you say hey elp there was a slapper over the weekend check it out or something i never check weekend comments or comments that happen between 6pm EST & 8am EST
*fized
And the chance of LP reading comments during the day here is probably only 60%
holy shit
he said im pulling over baby
yeah good call
gronk in a walking boot, he will play though
jug/blue
I'm only going to watch the Super BowlTM because gamlbing squares are involved
yes i already distributed my pool
$10 if you want in
"Truth being told I am not sure I’m going to watch the unSuper Bowl since the two best teams are sitting at home #ravens #49ers,” Ayanbadejo said"
hilarity
yes i already distributed my pool
$10 if you want in
put me down for 2 squares...ill mail you the money
/aitch
yes i already distributed my pool
$10 if you want in
I have a pool. But thanks.
yeah, the tebow singing with brad paisley thing was big news here yesterday
can i send you $10 in pennies?
can i send you $10 in pennies?
sure
/LP
Oh wait, I thought that said penis
/LP
New guy just started here today and he's sitting on the other side of me from the Giants lady. This dude is from CM, too. Shoot me.
i'm going to freeze my pennies first
did anyone talk about cundiff missing the kick yesterday?
/ep
hilarity
Did you guys read about that cruise ship in Gigalo? Bro, crazy stuff
/LP
That captain is pshycho
heidi klum is back on the market
i'm not sure if she's attainable though
pshycho?
like a shy cho?
heidi klum is back on the market
been there
Have you never seen Seal's face? She may be attainable... if I had Blue's money of course.
Have you never seen Seal's face?
Almost as bad as your face
did you guys know that joe paterno died?
/ep
Remember when mize morted JoePa's death? That was awesome
softball down the middle
Softballs are lobbed, not fired down the middle
"Remember when mize morted JoePa's death? That was awesome"
saw that, gave me a good chuckle
i almost expected a "see i was right" comment from him yesterday
you know i don't speak spanish
is an underhand toss, technically a lob?
Merriman's dictionary defines lob as to throw, hit, or propel easily or in a high arc
dat ass
kind of pasty white
"Merriman's dictionary defines lob as to throw, hit, or propel easily or in a high arc"
good point
because a lob in tennis is not overhand
is an underhand toss, technically a lob?
Jennie Finch threw underhand tosses about 70 mph
mmmm Jennie Finch
it's also defined as a dull heavy person
dikembe meizlobo
wall
we were off to such a great start too.
Lp took a break to look at the weekend comments...that's why we hit a wall
big morning
a softball cant be lobbed in the middle?
that way he'll know what's going on?
maybe earn some points back?
well you're both right
softballs don't have to be lobbed
and the lob isn't necessarily right down the middle.
i hate being the logical one
literally too literal
all hail eli, king of the manning brothers
pats gonna beat the shit out of the giants
early older/newer day
maybe we'll get to rev
probably not though
do you get points? for old/bnew
block
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