Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Turn the lights back on

I guess the internet blackout scheduled for today, didn't go so well. Oh well.

Tebow played the 2nd half on saturday with torn cartilage in his sternum, a bruised lung, and fluid buildup in his lung....Ok..well he still played like shit.

Jim Caldwell firrrd. Peyton Manning probably next. I'm not sure the Colts want to spend $28M on a QB with a broken neck.

Broncos OC is headed back to Miami for a second interview. In my world, second interviews means you're a serious candidate. Broncos fans are rejoicing because most think that McCoy is a joke and held Tebow back.

Tom Brady is still a fag

IF the gints make the superbowl (AHIIK) I'll make the bier bet.

Nuggets #beatemdown the bucks last night, you know your team is bad when you let Corey Brewer score 22 against you.

Not sure what's going on in Hockey

Pitchers and Catchers report in 28 days. (OK i made that up, but the losers who know the actual amount of days, are just that, losers).

Rockies are gonna suck balls, mark my words...balls

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H's newest bitch said...

block

H's newest bitch said...

one more day of this shitty profile

El Padrino said...

"Broncos fans are rejoicing because most think that McCoy is a joke and held Tebow back."

thought the guy did a hell of a job

Jugdish said...

inappropriate wooing - SBTB style

H's newest bitch said...

yeah, that's what a lot of people outside of Denver think.

Here, a lot of people are hoping he gets one of these jobs so we don't have to deal with his ultra-conservativeness.

El Padrino said...

so people outside of denver don't know football

got it

El Padrino said...

man kelly kapowski is so hot

H's newest bitch said...

kapowski got hotter the older she got..

H's newest bitch said...

brian austin green hit that for a long time.

now he's with megan fox


dude must make rainbows with his dick

Jugdish said...

kapowski got hotter the older she got..


there are chicks like that everywhere

/mize

Jugdish said...

dude must make rainbows with his dick


id like to see that

/Lp

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

"dude must make rainbows with his dick"

I ♥ rainbows. And dick.

/meiz

Pass the Lysol said...

"Kod should get 8 poodles to go with his cats'"



poodles are the worse; not really a fan of small dogs in general, too licky and yippy for my tastes

Jugdish said...

the poodle im watching is full sized, like a mini zorse.

El Padrino said...

let me translate this for you, My QB stinks.

H's newest bitch said...

poodles are a big dog.

mini-poodles are what stupid breeders created to sit on old ladies laps

H's newest bitch said...

yeah, flacco is not elite

El Padrino said...

the transcript from the cruise ship is hilarity

the coast gaurd was abusing this guy

El Padrino said...

never gonna win with that guy, i'd argue dilfer was better

El Padrino said...

saw something on twitter about dilfer losing his son and talking about it on primetime

missed that

El Padrino said...

Los Angeles Approves Condom Law For Porn Stars...

so

tem said...

TCS scores from last post:

11, 10, 6 and 6

tem said...

is tina fey hot?

tem said...

porn stars already wear condoms don't they?

Jugdish said...

did you subtract 10 from keef for his irrational hate of family guy?

Jugdish said...

porn stars already wear condoms don't they?



not the females

Muschamped said...

suite

Jugdish said...

i think this whole censorship thing is getting blown out of proportion. I'm seeing on line petitions people are signing and they probably have no idea what they are signing for

Jugdish said...

porn stars already wear condoms don't they?



they are going to have to wear the full body condoms like the ones in naked gun

Beth said...

"is tina fey hot?"

Yes.

El Padrino said...

"porn stars already wear condoms don't they?"

not the porn i watch

El Padrino said...

my technology situation is not ideal right now

i need a new laptop and phone asap

Jugdish said...

settle down sandusky



s

Jugdish said...

i need a new laptop and phone asap



iphone and ipad


done and done

El Padrino said...

"iphone and ipad


done and done"


negative ghost rider

El Padrino said...

"is tina fey hot?"

Yes"

only when she rocks the glasses

otherwise no

El Padrino said...

"I'm seeing on line petitions people are signing and they probably have no idea what they are signing for"


sort of like the OWS protests

El Padrino said...

wiki is blacked out

bunch of fags

El Padrino said...

this weather situation in san fran is not good for the gmen

not good at all

El Padrino said...

fuck this sopa pipa shit anywayy

this is america not china

H's newest bitch said...

"11, 10, 6 and 6"


blue takes the lead...

and that's how its done kids

H's newest bitch said...

sopa is a stupid piece of legislation

H's newest bitch said...

forgot to mention that today is post 1500.

figured you guys already knew that because tem mentioned it yesterday

El Padrino said...

5 times sparta

impressive

Pass the Lysol said...

"poodles are a big dog.

mini-poodles are what stupid breeders created to sit on old ladies laps"


that's true, I forget there are full sized poodles (ns), every one I seem to ever come across is a teacup poodle

El Padrino said...

still ugly looking dogs with no real value

they bring nothign to the table

Spaceman Spiff said...

ANOTHER chandler parsons tip dunk

3rd so far

Muschamped said...

did you subtract 10 from keef for his irrational hate of family guy?



Are you tem's reader now?

Muschamped said...

"I'm seeing on line petitions people are signing and they probably have no idea what they are signing for"



That is unusual

s

tem said...

keith and el pad got 0 points for liking FG. the other 2 got 10.

El Padrino said...

that makes no sense

keef hates cartoons not el pad

tem said...

then you should have said you liked Family Guy.

El Padrino said...

never said i didn't

Jugdish said...

they bring nothign to the table


like your face

H's newest bitch said...

el pad's irrational behavior is just like peter

El Padrino said...

Captain Says He Tripped and Ended Up in Lifeboat



hahahahahahahahahhaaa

El Padrino said...

this stuffed pork roast is delicious

tem said...

you got 0 point because you didn't say you did.

it is irrelevant whether or not you actually like FG or not.

Jugdish said...

Christian Bale vs Peter Griffin

tem said...

jug that link is worth 2 points. you can give those points to blue, keith, el pad or meiz if you want.

Jugdish said...

i like this new aspect of tcs...

El Padrino said...

mj was the greatest

Meiz said...

Pick me!

H's newest bitch said...

this is one of my favorite FG scenes

H's newest bitch said...

"mj was the greatest"

he still is the greatest

tem said...

no, he wouldn't be as good as lots of players now.

El Padrino said...

wow this british lady has an extreme british accent, more british than usual

El Padrino said...

ll cool j hosting grammys

El Padrino said...

"Police: Duo tried to blow up car with flaming tampons..."

bold strategy cotton

H's newest bitch said...

was that the car bomb in Denver?

El Padrino said...

dont know just a headline

Muschamped said...

keef hates cartoons


Not all. Just a few

Muschamped said...

I don't like the Simpsons, FG, or South Park

Muschamped said...

Those lean pockets with the pretzel crust thing are grate*

El Padrino said...

simpsons is the best

El Padrino said...

my list would look like this

Simpsons
South Park
Family Guy
Archer
King Of The Hill

thats it

Muschamped said...

WFT is Archer? Nerve* heard of it until yesterday

El Padrino said...

top 5 fast food

mcdonalds
five guys
chick-fil-a
nathans
taco bell

El Padrino said...

"WFT is Archer? Nerve* heard of it until yesterday"

recent show on FX which is turning into a must watch network

El Padrino said...

archer

tem said...

it is a funny james bond.

tem said...

or at least that is its goal

tem said...

very inappropriate at times.

actually very inappropriate almost always.

El Padrino said...

top 5 positions

girl on top facing you lay down
doggy
missionary
reverse cowgirl
girl on top facing you sitting up

El Padrino said...

actually very inappropriate almost always.

^^this

tem said...

el pad is making a TCS move today

Muschamped said...

Fudge stripe cookies are the best

Muschamped said...

el pad is making a TCS move today



Took his 5 years to do it

Muschamped said...

*him

Mike said...

"mj was the greatest"



Lp gets the two points

El Padrino said...

MArv Albert Voice:

JORDAN

FOR THREE!!


YESSSSSSS!

tem said...

el pad loses point for thinking he is getting points.

El Padrino said...

let's face it, keef is winning
it's like a running joke at this point

El Padrino said...

top 5 cumshots

IN THE FACE!!!!!!!
creampie
in the mouth
on the belly
on the butt

Muschamped said...

"mj was the greatest"



MJ sucks

/Todd

Muschamped said...

it's like a running joke at this point



Your face

Muschamped said...

Running Zack was the best

El Padrino said...

top 5 dinners

chicken cutlet
sunday sauce, meatballs, pork, etc.
tacos/fajitas
roast chicken
pot roast

Mike said...

top 5 cumshots

IN THE FACE!!!!!!!



just make sure you close your eyes, or it can sting

/mize

El Padrino said...

top 5 cookies

oreos
samoas
mallomars
fudge stripes
little debbie oatmeal cookies

El Padrino said...

top 5 bubble gums

bubble tape
big league chew
bubbalicious
bubble yum
rain blo

El Padrino said...

top 5 lov-isms

NS
HDH
ISWYDT
WFT
/insert victim

El Padrino said...

top 5 steaks

rib eye
ny strip
skirt steak
flank steak
filet

Muschamped said...

NFW a NY strip is better than a filet

Mike said...

i was surprised he didn't put ny strip first

Muschamped said...

top 5 bubble gums


I thought these were adult top 5 lists

Mike said...

maybe i should change good accounts...jug went dark for a little bit to protest

Muschamped said...

just make sure you close your eyes, or it can sting

/mize




Can I get jug's points for this one?

Mike said...

google...damn

Muschamped said...

jug went dark for a little bit to protest




Do you even know what your* protesting?

El Padrino said...

top 5 video games

super mario
NBA Jams
Madden franchise
Call of Duty
Grand Theft Auto

El Padrino said...

"NFW a NY strip is better than a filet"

filet has no flavor

no fat

no flavor

man up mr saurin

Muschamped said...

Top 5 LOVers

mize
kod
jug
keef
tem

El Padrino said...

a filet is a beef chicken breast

if that makes cents*

Jugdish said...

Do you even know what your* protesting?



your face

El Padrino said...

"Top 5 LOVers

mize
kod
jug
keef
tem"

LOOK MA!

BAIT!

Muschamped said...

a filet is a beef chicken breast

if that makes cents*




No

El Padrino said...

top 5 fruits

blueberries
watermelon
apples
grapes
meiz

Jugdish said...

no fat

no flavor



^^^^^^^^

/rev

El Padrino said...

No

most flavorful part of chicken is thighs, legs

Muschamped said...

most flavorful part of chicken is thighs, legs


Most flavorful part is the skin.

Muschamped said...

watermelon is gross

Jugdish said...

wahlberg

Muschamped said...

Gotta book the Vegas hotel tonight. I guess we're staying at Bill's.

El Padrino said...

top 5 bruce willis characters

John McClane
Harry Stamper
Hartigan
Butch Coolidge
Det. Jack Moseley

El Padrino said...

top 5 vegas hotels

hard rock
Casears
Wynn
Bellagio
mandalay bay

Muschamped said...

We spent all morning going over fine print in an insurance policy. It was grate*

s

Muschamped said...

hard rock
Casears
Wynn
Bellagio
mandalay bay




How many of those have you stayed at?

El Padrino said...

top 5 O:FB stories

Red Sox Collapse
18-1
Paul Pierce stabbed
spygate
aitch's face

Muschamped said...

Top 5 that I've stayed at


Luxor
NYNY
Paris
TI
Gold Coast

El Padrino said...

"How many of those have you stayed at?"

been to all

the room i paid for was in luxor, it's just where i kept my luggage though, i think i spelt there once

ns

Muschamped said...

How is 18-1 not #1 for you?

El Padrino said...

spelt = slept

Muschamped said...

i think i spelt there once




awesome

El Padrino said...

"How is 18-1 not #1 for you?"

being nice to the gods in case there is a rematch

always thinking big picture

El Padrino said...

my list would look like this

Simpsons
South Park
Family Guy
Archer
Brutus and Timmy*

thats it

*ficced*

El Padrino said...

top 5 bar foods

wings
burger
chicken fingers
quesadilla
nachos

El Padrino said...

top 5 wrestlers

hulk hogan
macho man
stone cold
rock
shawn michaels

El Padrino said...

top 5 aftermnints

junior mints
andes thin mints
the free ones some places give you white squarish looking ones with a slightly powedery taste
tic tacs
altoids

El Padrino said...

top 5 bugs

bees
spiders
dragonfly
ants
beetle

El Padrino said...

top 5 baseball plays

the triple
throw to third from right
walk off homer
grand slam
diving catch

El Padrino said...

top 5 household cleaning items

windex
fantastic
soft scrub
ajax
tilex

El Padrino said...

top 5 legal drugs

thera-flu
benadryl
sudafed
nyquil
mucinex

El Padrino said...

top 5 colors

blue
green
red
black
white

El Padrino said...

top 5 trees

oak
seqouia
fig
lemon
maple

El Padrino said...

top 5 veggies

peas
broccoli
potatoe (debateable)
corn
spinach

Spaceman Spiff said...

"potatoe (debateable)"

iswydt

El Padrino said...

top 5 pre-school shows

backyardigans
oswald
go diego go
yo gabba gabba
blues clues

El Padrino said...

top 5 dunks

john starks over all the bulls
jordan on ewing
vince carter olympic dunk
dr j first cradle dunk
webber around the back on barkley

El Padrino said...

top 5 office supplies

stapler
day to day calendar
post its
highlighters
legal pads

El Padrino said...

top 5 in living color characters

homey the clown
vera de milo
the homeless guy
head detective
fire marshall bill

Spaceman Spiff said...

RE:9/11

"“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” Wahlberg says. Wahlberg added, “There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

hilarity

El Padrino said...

yeah read that earlier

shook my head

tem said...

Too much top 5s

El Padrino said...

top 5 mark wahlberg characters

dirk diggler
bob lee swagger
dignam
terry halts
mickey ward

tem said...

Need to go with stuff like top 5 sitcom kids that I'd like to fuck now:

Ugly sister from Charles in charge
The tomboy from step by step
etc

tem said...

2Nd Becky on roseanne

El Padrino said...

top 5 sitcom kids i'd like to fuck now

samantha macelli
vicky the robot
winnie cooper
ashley banks
rudy cosby

El Padrino said...

2nd becky was so much trashier

tem said...

which one turned into blonde scrubs?

tem said...

samantha macelli is on my list

tem said...

vicky the robot - blank stare

winnie cooper - not sure what she looks like now. could make the list though.

El Padrino said...

top 5 sitcom moms i'd like to fuck

peggy bundy
suzanne somers in step by step
jill taylor
rebecca from full house
debra barone

El Padrino said...

winnie cooper

Spaceman Spiff said...

"vicky the robot - blank stare"

oh man

El Padrino said...

small wonder tem

tem said...

what the fuck is small wonder?

El Padrino said...

the show, the sitcom

tem said...

never seen a minute of small wonder

tem said...

never heard of it until 2 mins ago.

El Padrino said...

god damn west virginia hills

tem said...

does rachel from friends count as a sitcom mom?

El Padrino said...

i would say no, unless she was a mom

i didnt watch the show

Jugdish said...

never heard of it until 2 mins ago.


^^^^^^

tem said...

she had a kid in the last season or something like that.

Jugdish said...

Wahlberg was quick to issue an apology after hearing of Burnett-Bailey's outrage.

"I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention," he told TMZ. "To suggest I would have done anything differently than the passengers on that plane was irresponsible."



that was a quick turnaround

tem said...

so for 98% of the show she was not a mom.

El Padrino said...

2% is good enough for me, add her

Jugdish said...

Stomach bug knocks Eli Manning out of practice



wussbag

Jugdish said...

peyton?

El Padrino said...

strange, especially when half the internet is blacked out

Muschamped said...

go diego go



Stop it right now

El Padrino said...

better than dora

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

pierce

H's newest bitch said...

well that was a lot of top five

Jugdish said...

weird

Lil Brother said...

"MJ sucks

/Todd"


Keith knows

Jugdish said...

Darvish signs

Lil Brother said...

top 5 lists were funny

ToddPacker said...

no more fat rex

Jugdish said...

he is still fat

ToddPacker said...

yes he is

ToddPacker said...

got my w-2 today... can't wait to do my taxes

s

Jugdish said...

i downloaded mine this morning...waiting on a couple more docs. maybe 1 more

ToddPacker said...

yeah, i need to get my w-2 from the last place... i worked there the first month of the year

ToddPacker said...

free older/newer coming up

Meiz said...

"mize
kod
jug
keef
tem"


Yes!

Meiz said...

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