Thursday, January 12, 2012

The Tebow Train comes to Foxboro

So I don't know if any of you have heard, but there is some religious guy in Denver that people seem to be interested in...

Seriously, though, sports talk here has been all about Tebow all week. The thing that I have found most frustrating is that Tebow's supporters can't separate the man from the football player. If you criticize his play, people start telling you how great of guy he is or they say you just hate him because he is religious. Um, no. I think he is a fine young man and a great example for kids, but he still throws one of the ugliest balls in NFL history. But is is working for him, so whatever.

Some sports columnist from the Denver Post was on local radio earlier in the week. I forget his name and I'm too lazy to look it up, but he was the first guy to complain about the timing of McDaniels coming to the Patriots. Then a few days later he wrote a column saying it was no big deal because McDaniels was an awful coach. Talk about riding the fence to stir up controversy. I think this while thing was overblown. If you don't think NFL coaches call each other to get info on common opponents or former teams, you're just naive. Hoodie would have called Jr. Hoodie either way. Just like I'm sure Rex Ryan compared notes with Rob last year before the playoff game, since Cleveland had thumped the Pats earlier that season. It happens, deal with it.

Oh yea, they're actually playing a game! I think that Denver will put up a lot of yards but not necessarily a ton of points. They will need to control the ball and keep Brady off the field. Also if they take care of the ball they might have a puncher's chance. They were controlling the last game in the early going until they started turning the ball over. Oh yea, and don't try to field a punt with 7 seconds left in the half. It does you no good.

For the Pats, I think if they use McCourty at safety again instead if corner that will be a big help to the porous NE secondary. Also, the defensive front has to honor their lanes and try to contain Tebow and keep him in the pocket. You won't be able to stop him from rolling out all day, but if you can limit it, you can limit his effectiveness. Lastly, the offense MUST get off to a good start. They can't have the slow 1st quarter that has been their MO of late. They need to get up earlier, put their foot on Denver's neck and never let up.

Final score: NE 38 DEN 24

On another note, I'm car shopping today. Apparently my company has an employee discount program through Ford, so I will be looking at those first. Wish me luck!

168 comments:

Muschamped said...

First

El Padrino said...

i am not wishing you luck

Aitch said...

We are off to a great start!

Blue said...

ford focus

Blue said...

great analysis phil simms

Blue said...

i figure the writer from Denver was Woody Paige because he's the one everyone wants to talk to.

Aitch said...

No. They had Woody on too, but it was a different guy.

Blue said...

ah, they're all a bunch of idiots here

tem said...

good luck car shopping.

good post.

tem said...

looks like we are going to build some apartments in denver near the baseball field.

Blue said...

good, that's what denver needs, more apartments

tem said...

good to hear that. i was worried they might have too many.

Blue said...

you know what they don't need more of? hotels

tem said...

we don't build hotels.

Blue said...

maybe you should, but not in Denver

Blue said...

think strategically and act globally

El Padrino said...

is turf toe called gym toe for a basketball player

tem said...

no

tem said...

we don't want to act globally.

we like USA USA USA

tem said...

maybe canada.

tem said...

we also don't like to think strategically. we like to throw shit on the wall and see what sticks.

Blue said...

i heard that saying somewhere once.

so i use it all the time. I have no idea what it means

El Padrino said...

man i want to make love to this british chick, shes hot

El Padrino said...

maybe with like adele playing in the background

El Padrino said...

it means you're fishing

tem said...

british chick?

that susan boyle lady?

El Padrino said...

now this chick here in my office

El Padrino said...

in my office and i'd like to get inside her orifice

tem said...

i thought you had a cubical, not an office

Blue said...

i have an office...and an orifice

Lil Brother said...

your face is an orifice

tem said...

that is basically correct

El Padrino said...

"i thought you had a cubical, not an office"

i do, you know what i mean keef

El Padrino said...

Children 'dumped in streets by Greek parents who can't afford to look after them any more

'Youngsters abandoned as parents struggle

4-year-old found clutching note: 'I can't afford her'

Country also running out of medicine

Aspirin stocks low as austerity measures bite

El Padrino said...

Greece is doing great you guys

Aitch said...

The country is broke but their people riot every time they try to enact a tax or eliminate a program. Retarded.

Aitch said...

No go on the Ford. That will be down the line. Ended up with a Pontiac G6. Not awesome but it runs and gives me an opportunity to improve my credit score.

Blue said...

H's new theme song should be this

Muschamped said...

testing

Muschamped said...

Like a G6

Muschamped said...

maybe with like adele playing in the background



yeah her songs are all about ROMANCE!

Muschamped said...

Adele is basically a British Alanis Morrisette

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Muschamped said...

Ended up with a Pontiac G6.


Nice. Those are decent. About 1000000X > than a minivan

Spaceman Spiff said...

dirk shat on KG last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

there's no crying in baseball, and no traveling in the NBA

El Padrino said...

i guess he wasnt supposed to hit the solo a la dale doback

Aitch said...

Can't play that video on my phone, Bkue, but I'm assuming it is the obvious joke?

Aitch said...

Yea it is definitely better than the minivan. I'll hold on to it for a couple years, rebuild my score and then upgrade

El Padrino said...

freecreditreport.com

call your friends, tell your dad, tell your mom

Spaceman Spiff said...

why do you have to upgrade

Blue said...

"there's no crying in baseball, and no traveling in the NBA"

that really wasn't that bad of a travel if you break it down, he slipped his pivot foot after the "jump stop"

which is actually quite common to be allowed, fricken disgusting

Blue said...

" But I probably won't test it out during the first week. I will wait until at least week 2 before I try to get fired."


well it lasted 3 days

El Padrino said...

you gotta gotta gotta
upgrade ya
upgrade

Muschamped said...

why do you have to upgrade



Beyonce said so

Muschamped said...

well it lasted 3 days




ha. Man, I'm sitting on the computer all day doing tutorials and testing. Figured I'd try this

Muschamped said...

you gotta gotta gotta
upgrade ya
upgrade




LP knows

tem said...

"well it lasted 3 days"

it would have lasted longer if he didn't have all St. Bernards in his office.

El Padrino said...

This dude will do nothing against the PACK!!!!! You won't even hear his name called! A-Rod is a beast! Weapons everywhere! Newsbreak... u r not playing the lowly jets, cowgirl,s or the falcbirds, u r playing the PACK ATTACK!

settle down dude

lol

El Padrino said...

Is Jorge Posada a Hall of Famer?


hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

Aitch said...

I need to upgrade cuz I need a car with muscle.

El Padrino said...

flacco hilarty ensuing all over the interwebs

El Padrino said...

I need to upgrade cuz I need a car with muscle.

hilarious

you want a muscle cahh so you can pick up chicks with thommy and zazuu and have a wicked wetoddid time

tem said...

boss's secretary told me today that using retarded is offensive.

i told her my sister was retarded so i can use it. just like black people can use the N word and it is OK.

Meiz said...

"I'm car shopping today. Apparently my company has an employee discount program through Ford, so I will be looking at those first. Wish me luck!"


Focus.

Muschamped said...

I need to upgrade cuz I need a car with muscle.



Minivan probably has more muscle than the G6

El Padrino said...

Focus. Man.

fixxed

Meiz said...

Eating chili with a fork is not grate.

Meiz said...

"I need to upgrade cuz I need a car with muscle."


H is the stereotype.

tem said...

he needed to upgrade because the minivan broke.

El Padrino said...

he already wants the G6 to break so he can upgrade from that

tem said...

he wants your face to break


also


your face needs an upgrade

Blue said...

doesn't need an upgrade, just need to install new drivers

tem said...

doesn't need new drivers, it needs more RAM

El Padrino said...

A husband says to his wife... "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says... " I would take half, then leave you."
"Excellent", he replies... " I won 12 bucks. Here's $6, now get out!!"

tem said...

yeah cmp already posted that on FB. she said it wasn't funny.

Blue said...

why would she post it if it wasn't funny?

tem said...

it was another one of her "here is what my idiot husband did today" posts.

El Padrino said...

who is cmp

Muschamped said...

tem needs to buy an L

Muschamped said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!

Blue said...

oh, i thought he meant cmtem

Blue said...

technically, technically he needed to buy an E, Vana

Muschamped said...

technically, technically, it's Vanna

tem said...

current mrs padrino


cmp

Blue said...

youtube is reserving $100m/year to start producing original programming only to be available on youtube.

Blue said...

"current mrs padrino


cmp"


OH FACE!!!

El Padrino said...

it's el padrino slackjawed faggot

El Padrino said...

hence, cmep

Muschamped said...

current mrs padrino







Noone here calls LP padrino

tem said...

she posted on FB that she prefers cmp.

tem said...

"Noone here calls LP padrino"


i must have missed the day when logic and/or facts had any bearing on anything around here.

tem said...

not to even mention some are saying it is cmep and some are saying cmlp so you guys can't even agree on what the made up name for her is.

El Padrino said...

an arugment about a made up name for a made up fb post

glory

Muschamped said...

i must have missed the day when logic and/or facts had any bearing on anything around here.


must have

Muschamped said...

I thought I was going to go to temhio for a week for training, but I found out yesterday that they are going to do the training here instead. Woe

tem said...

not woe.

i told them you weren't allowed here.

tem said...

it is eow for temhio.

Muschamped said...

tem, spiff
Be forewarned, I'm going to the bar to watch the UFC PPV, so don't spend any money on it because it'll be awful.

tem said...

they also said it was OK because they were going to fire you anyway for breaking the internet policy.

Blue said...

end of the world?

Blue said...

this site is marked as pornography and filth by google.

Muschamped said...

your face is marked as filth

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A source close to Jeff Fisher insisted delay in choosing bw MIA and STL is not a leverage play and neither side has yet to make an offer."

so he's waiting for an offer to use it as leverage, got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Be forewarned, I'm going to the bar to watch the UFC PPV, so don't spend any money on it because it'll be awful."

suite, rumble will win by wrestlefuck then, i'll take it

Spaceman Spiff said...

aldo won;t be happy when he hears keef is watching though

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers/clips is also on this stacked saturday

Spaceman Spiff said...

"u r not playing the lowly jets, cowgirl,s or the falcbirds, u r playing the PACK ATTACK!"

is falcbird supposed to be an insult? dude needs to splain

Spaceman Spiff said...

TC spoiler alert:

how the fuck chris j. keep surviving? front of the house means front of the house lindsay, what the hell. love that beverly won after those 2 bitches were talking mad shit, fat bitch kept it up after too, they were both bitter as fuck

Muschamped said...

I threw a 3lb chuck roast in the crock pot this morning with some beef stock and a can of french onion thoup*. Gonna slice it up when I get home and make french dip sandwhiches*. Also got some suite potato fries at Costco last weekend, so gonna try those with it.


Can't wait!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

hated sweet potato fries, then i went to roy's happy hour, they come with the sliders and they serve theirs with parmesan and truffle seasoning, it's good, thats the only way i'll eat them

Blue said...

gotta have the parm on the sweet potato fries

El Padrino said...

suite potato fries


flicced

tem said...

"I threw a 3lb chuck roast in the crock pot this morning with some beef stock and a can of french onion thoup*."


cmtems family throws a can of diet pepsi into this as well. i don't think it really tastes different than if she hadn't put the diet pepsi in.

Muschamped said...

The only soder* in our house is Fresca. Cmk drinks that stuff

Muschamped said...

gotta have the parm on the sweet potato fries



Then what's the point of having suite potato fries? Mine as well have just regular fries

El Padrino said...

silly rabbit

El Padrino said...

"cmtems family throws a can of diet pepsi into this as well."

mmmm saccharin beef

Pass the Lysol said...

"Occasionally police officers do respond to a report of a person found dead, (Bemidji Police Chief) Mastin said, which is the result of succumbing to winter elements."


I love small town newspapers; how that phrasing was deemed acceptable by both both writer and editor is beyond me.

El Padrino said...

i sent this bollywood chick saying her file was screwing up and she wrote back

what is screwing mean?




i forsee an HR visit

Pass the Lysol said...

"Former Bemidji State hockey player Matt Read was one of 12 rookies named to the National Hockey League All-Star roster Thursday. Read will be one of four Philadelphia Flyers represented at the Jan. 29 game in Ottawa."


suite! Maybe one day he can get his picture taken with Rev

Muschamped said...

"cmtems family throws a can of diet pepsi into this as well."


They probably put ketchup on it too, to totally ruin it

El Padrino said...

The 2011 Cy Young Award-winner and American League MVP Justin Verlander of the Detroit Tigers appeared on Conan O'Brien last night and shared his secret to baseball success: eating Taco Bell before every game as starting pitcher. He gets the same order every time—three crunchy Taco Supremes (no tomato), a Cheesy Gordita Crunch and a Mexican pizza (no tomato)—to ensure his success. Says Conan: "It also results in your game day diarrhea tradition."

Pass the Lysol said...

Also from today's paper....

"The news release didn’t identify if there were contri-buting factors in Skiple’s death."


wow. just. wow.

Muschamped said...

Mexican pizza (no tomato)



That's my go-to

El Padrino said...

i need a local taco bell, the one by me is too crimey and is split with a kfc

El Padrino said...

i need more jack daniels and i finished my blue label bottle of johnnie walker which i got in 2010

Pass the Lysol said...

"When we accepted an invitation to the sweat lodge we had no idea that white people were going to be going in with us."


If there's one thing I've learned from my time in Indian County, it's to never accept an invite from a white person to a sweat (ns)

El Padrino said...

it lasted a little more than a year

not bad

El Padrino said...

im going bourbon shopping

El Padrino said...

If there's one thing I've learned from my time in Indian County, it's to never accept an invite from a white person to a sweat (ns)


Noted.

Muschamped said...

blue label bottle of johnnie walker


fancy

Muschamped said...

bourbon is gross

El Padrino said...

yeah got it when my son was bourn*

El Padrino said...

your
face
is
gross

Muschamped said...

i need a local taco bell, the one by me is too crimey and is split with a kfc




move

Muschamped said...

yeah got it when my son was bourn*



bout time for #3, Anthony

/cmp*

Blue said...

he'll give her some #3

Blue said...

in tha face

El Padrino said...

IN THA FACE!!!!!

El Padrino said...

move

when i move you move

El Padrino said...

brown likka is THE only likka

player.

Muschamped said...

when i move you move


I have a Taco Bell by me, and it isn't a crimey area. I don't need to move.

El Padrino said...

yeah but you dont have a salumeria

El Padrino said...

i hate fast food mashups

riese restaurants does this

Muschamped said...

brown likka is THE only likka

player.




Ah, so your* Canadian

Muschamped said...

yeah but you dont have a salumeria



I don't know what that means

El Padrino said...

no im normal

El Padrino said...

with apologies to andy, who i commend his burning desire to be drunk daily, vodka is for the weak

El Padrino said...

liquor is best be drunk from aged barrels my friends

El Padrino said...

pierce*

Blue said...

tequila comes from aged barrels

Blue said...

mcd's is a beast

Aitch said...

"H is the stereotype."

And what stereotype is that, Andrew?

tem said...

No ketchup

Meiz said...

"Noone here calls LP padrino"


Jug does. Even pronounces it Pa-drino

Meiz said...

"And what stereotype is that, Andrew?"


Pontiac was marketed to people in their late 20s, early 30s because they're the people that think they need a rockin', cool car that is moderately priced. They were marketed towards the younger "movers & shakers" & the night club set.

Meiz said...

Pretty unhappy I forgot to set my lineup tonight. Even picked up Leuer last night. Dammit.

Muschamped said...

Mize is right about the Poor Old Negro Thinks It's A Cadillac

Muschamped said...

This roast beef is marvelous marvin hagler

Muschamped said...

Edwin Jackson looking for 5 year deal worth $15-17 million per year. Fucking hilarity

The Rev said...

suite! Maybe one day he can get his picture taken with Rev


Nice

Muschamped said...

TC spoiler alert:




What the fuck? I'm fucking pissed. Fuck Chris J

Meiz said...

You're clearly married.

Meiz said...

"Blue said...

ford focus"


Anywho, I forgot to mention this, but Blue knows.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

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