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that point goes to blue
Shitty post is minus points. You lose your two from yesterday that you could give away.
Shitty post is minus points. You lose your two from yesterday that you could give away.
What is a shitty post worth?
"Shitty post is minus points. You lose your two from yesterday that you could give away."
finally some justice
"What is a shitty post worth?"
it's worth your face
zero
knicks SUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
Hi Chauncey!
you know i'm under no obligation to handicap the Giant game right, haven't done it yet and they've won
so you'll get 100 words on how bad joe flacco is and maybea little giant-niner insight without a pick
natty ice
nice post freak
We don't read your posts anyway
i sort of wish freak was still around to tease him on the Colts and all the shit going on with them
foods i rediscovered cux my kids eat them
Waffles.
Macaroni and Butter.
if you take a waffle, toast it, butter it good, then sprinkle some powdered sugar on it
bomb
Freak commented this week
no syrup
unless your rocking real maple syrup
How in the world did you ever forget waffles?
"Freak commented this week"
i must have missed that
"How in the world did you ever forget waffles?"
let's face it, it's really a kid thing
tell freak i said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
let's face it, it's really a kid thing
OK Hubba Bubba
touche
but you still drink milk with dinner and eat cereal often
so waffles fit in there
We can't all afford to eat chicken cutlets every meal
finally some justice
i gave those two points to you
We can't all afford to eat chicken cutlets every meal
stop it
i gave those two points to you
DAMMIT!
perry out
scores through wednesday:
11, 16, 17, 18
those are listed in a different order than i lsted last time.
"What is a shitty post worth?"
minus points
"i must have missed that"
neither shocked nor surprised
jug never gave his points away to anyone.
today beth and kod get 5 points each to divy up to people.
jug never gave his points away to anyone
no, I gave them to Lp
they are no longer mine
mike gave LP two points, but i don't know who the fuck mike is.
LP got minus points because he thought mike points counted for him.
jug never gave any points away. then jug lost them.
fucking mike
mike gave LP two points, but i don't know who the fuck mike is.
yes you do
fucking mike
twss
i dont think i like mitt
i dont think i like your face
Oops! Biden to San Francisco crowd: 'The Giants are on their way to Super Bowl'...
biden does it again
this guy is walking hilariousness
"today beth and kod get 5 points each to divy up to people."
Dammit, I can't handle that kind of responsibility!!!!
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i like ron paul because his name reminds me of a pornstar name
maybe just because of ron jeremy
not enough rons in the world though
my grandpa always told me to never trust a guy with a last name that's a first name, like ron paul
but then our last name became popular these days as a first name so i'm too confused.
rob lowe is the new chris mortensen
but then our last name became popular these days as a first name for gay guys so i'm too confused.
fixed
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i like ron paul but realistically he wont get the nom, too out there
i like ron paul but realistically he wont get the nom, too out there
he didn't do himself any favors with his golden rule foreign policy in the debate the other night
maybe if he announces sarah palin as his running mate?
mike gave LP two points, but i don't know who the fuck mike is.
H
Lowe was the first person Irsay followed on Twitter.
freak was the second
why would freak follow rob lowe?
feels good not to have that crappy name/pic
by the way, if i was on those 9/11 planes shit would have got real
cmep hates your face jokes
and i drop them ALL THE TIME
the boys at work love it
by the way, if i was on those 9/11 planes shit would have got real
reminded me of that old eddie murphy line from his stand up: "you put me in a movie where I'm the star and I'll kick your ass."
cmep hates your face jokes
and i drop them ALL THE TIME
fmjug didn't like them at first, but now she uses them at school and she likes them.
"cmep hates your face jokes
and i drop them ALL THE TIME"
Romance!!
blue used the face jokes before LOV, probably why cmblue has always hated me
blue is a trendsetter
no, blue is just corny jokes guy
i remember calling you a cornball early on
your face is a cornball
a ball of corn?
do you give yourself points for your face jokes or are those up for grabs?
"Steamboat was fun!"
Ricky Steamboat?
T the knicks are tuurrible without a pg
they need nash
the knicks are just plain terrible
Ball Don't Lie article from this morning: Steve Nash to New York is just six months away.
like your face
ball don't lie, but your face does
top 5 face jokes:
EP
Meiz
Beth
Jug
Kevin
rockies signed Jamie Moyer yesterday..
world series here they come
I think it's Moyer's goal to play until he's 50, I think he'll turn 50 this season
oh to be a left handed pitcher
really oh to be any pitcher
There was also an article on Roto Arcade about how Amar'e has "lost his way". But it also said that he isn't being used the way he was used in the past. I haven't seen a whole lot of Knicks games, but I think I said this a few weeks ago; they're not a deep team and this season, being deep is gonna help a lot. I think they've got a real thin lineup even for a normal season.
i actually enjoy being the catcher
/meiz
/kod
amare was product of Steve Nash...take away a hof point guard and he's basically kwame brown
And I didn't understand why they let go of Chauncey. Their main problem is PG and he was the only good PG on the roster. Nice move. Worked out for the Clippers tho.
KWAME!!!!
they had to move chauncey to be able to afford Chandler
thought they were too soft on the front line because their PF and SF don't believe in defense.
Ball Don't Lie
Except on your chin
"except on your chin"
unless you're meiz
"amare was product of Steve Nash"
He had a great year last year. I think it's more about Carmelo and how he dominates the ball. Nash has the ball but he distributes, Melo has the ball and scores.
unless you're meiz
Especially mize. His chin is like a ball rack.
"they had to move chauncey to be able to afford Chandler"
Dolan had like a $140 million payroll about six years ago, and they played about the same. They didn't "have" to move chauncey to afford Chandler. They thought he was old and overpaid. Like many of their moves in the last few years, they were wrong.
TC spoiler:
sucks that bev didn't outlast those bitches, but she did win last chance kitchen so maybe she will get to beat them there and even better, return to the competition. anyone know when that person gets to come back
with the new CBA, they couldn't sign chandler though.
it wasn't about affording him, it was about going over the salary cap.
If they thought chauncey was old, they shouldn't have exercised his option at the end of last year to pay him $14m or whatever (that they still have to pay him)
"After 562 runs, receptions and kickoff returns in his four-year NFL career, Green-Ellis still hasn't fumbled."
O:FB with the long con, it's comin
i would punch green-ellis in the ovaries if I ever met him
chauncey is old and is not worth 14mm
they keep saying wait until boom dizzle is ready
luckily the east is trash
amare was not a product of nash
he's a beast
but he needs a pg because of his pick and roll game
melo dont play that he's an iso player
amare was 7-22, melo was 5-22 last night
in the end, poor shooting loses games and when you cant turn to a scorer off the bench it hurts
especially this year with the condensed schedule
d'antoni always runs a tight bench he only employs 8 players max
and only chandler plays defense, melo only plays defense when he is scoring or during national TV games
they had to cut billups per new CBA rules (like blue said, signing Chandler forced that)
i hate toney douglas
"amare was not a product of nash
he's a beast"
KWAME BROWN!!!!
amare has no post game, he's a slasher, a pick and roll guy and an offensive rebounds guy
he's not patrick ewing where you can clear out a side and throw him the ball
Bottom line, the Knicks salaries are a mess. What are they gonna do in 2014? They'll have 3 guys signed (Melo, Amare and Chandler) and they're gonna be over the cap just with those three guys. So they're gonna be bad for a long time, because much like now, they can only sign minimum guys and one mid-level (which is all they can offer Nash), unless they can free up cash by trading Amare. But if he keeps playing poorly like he's playing now (which is caused by Melo) no one will want to take on that contract.
CP3 to the Knicks looks more and more like a pipe-dream. They don't have room for him. The only way they get better is if they make smart decisions in the draft (which they haven't done), convince Nash to take a mid-level (and he's gonna be 38 pretty soon) and hope everyone stays healthy and maybe they can make a run in 2014/15, but they still have to play defense to make it anywhere in the playoffs. Then they start all over again in 2015 (where, right now, they have $0 in owed salary).
"melo dont play that he's an iso player"
That's what I said, but even if they get a PG, everyone is going to be standing around for 1/3 of the plays because Melo is a chucker.
"amare has no post game, he's a slasher, a pick and roll guy and an offensive rebounds guy"
he has a jumpshot
top 5 knicks
Ewing
Frazier
Monroe
Oak
Starks
no willis reed?
oak and starks over reed?
I agree extending Chauncey last year was probably a bad move, but the reason they kept them then was to avoid the problem they have now; they don't have a PG to play Dantony ball. So they should have figured something out then, but they didn't.
To ditch him to sign a guy that has a long history of injuries, and who, even when healthy is a good (not great) player, I just don't get. You fix a problem by causing another. And, like most Knicks off-seasons, they let the available free-agent market dictate their roster. Chandler's the only center available this year? And he just had his best year in last three years? Sure, let's lock him up for four years.
starks sucks
"That's what I said, but even if they get a PG, everyone is going to be standing around for 1/3 of the plays because Melo is a chucker"
he's a great player, but this was frustrating as hell when he was here. They'd be moving the ball having a great offensive game, then 4th quarter would come and he'd just hold the ball and try and be the hero.
Reed singlehandedly won a title. What did Starks do? Headbutt Reggie Miller?
melo is a "i've got to get my shots" guy, as opposed to "let the shots come to him" guy
starks had that dunk
World Championship > Reggie Miller Headbutt + Had That Dunk That One Time
"oak and starks over reed?"
there was only room for 2 old timers, i had to go with the teams i grew up with
the pearl and glide
I don't even think Starks makes a Top 5 All-Time Knicks Guards list.
"melo is a "i've got to get my shots" guy, as opposed to "let the shots come to him" guy"
isnt 80% of bball players like this?
Ok, maybe he's #5 on the guard list. Frazier, Monroe, Houston, Mark Jackson, Starks.
"I don't even think Starks makes a Top 5 All-Time Knicks Guards list."
he's #5 in my heart
#StarkChills
Honorable Mention: Michael Ray Richardson
melo is no mj... i know this man
but
mj was a chucker, hate to break the news here
Houston was borderline GREAT at times man
what a shooter
"Ok, maybe he's #5 on the guard list. Frazier, Monroe, Houston, Mark Jackson, Starks."
you left out Derek Harper
"Houston was borderline GREAT at times man"
When he was healthy, sure (that's been the story of the Knicks for the last 15 years).
health is key
obvious comment of the day
SPREEEEWELLLLL!!!!!!
actually miss, dearly, hearing clyde say
SPREE FOR THREE
then laughing
since the day they traded Ewing started the demise of this franchise
truer words
TMNBAT
/keef
"isnt 80% of bball players like this?"
not really, I mean i bag on the heat, but they share the ball for the most part.
Kobe is a "i need my shots guy", but not a lot of other guys left like that.
Durant for sure isn't that way
keef hates the NBA and cartoons
I on the other hand very much enjoy Family Guy and Futurama. Used to watch all the old episodes of Futurama online
Bender might be the funniest robot on television
best of bender
zoidberg is pretty good too
amare was not a product of nash
he's a beast
but he needs a pg because of his pick and roll game
So he was a product of Nash. Got it.
keef hates the NBA and cartoons
Fairly accurate
"do you give yourself points for your face jokes or are those up for grabs?"
i don't get any TCS points.
"not really, I mean i bag on the heat, but they share the ball for the most part."
When Wade plays, maybe, but when I was watching a Heat game the other night, they were saying that the reason for their 3-game losing skid a couple of games ago was because there was too much iso, and Lebron was the problem. Watching that game you could see it, no one was cutting and everyone was chucking. And they were losing.
This has been the worse* ketchup eVaR!
thats why i dont do it
You don't do it because you only care about what you have to say
That's 50% (S)
keef
Stacey Dash
dat ass +19
AND #29
woodrow
"You don't do it because you only care about what you have to say"
just lazy
note to self
The one downside to this new yob*, my commute is almost 90 minutes each way
The one downside to this new yob*, my commute is almost 90 minutes each way
flo woe
aja, that sucks.
i have been lucky to never have much of a commute
"since the day they drafted Ewing started the demise of this franchise"
*fized
i have been lucky to never have much of a commute
You had a long commute to the Summit
"The one downside to this new yob*, my commute is almost 90 minutes each way"
3 hrs of commute each day is fucking ridiculous.
keith gets 1 tcs point for having such a shitty commute.
he also loses a point for taking a job with a shitty commute.
door to door that's just about my commute except throw in thousands of dirty immigrants and other regular commuters
i guess beth is not going to divvy up any points.
woe is the contestants.
keith gets 1 tcs point for having such a shitty commute.
he also loses a point for taking a job with a shitty commute.
hilarity
cmtem and i don't like our 18 minute commute. we think that is too long. we want to move closer to downtown.
i almost get el pad's because he has to live in New Jersey because 1) NYC is too expensive 2) NYC sucks and 3) he is an Jersey Boy.
3 hrs of commute each day is fucking ridiculous.
Si. It's only 30 minutes with regular traffic
i was wondering why they kept letting Jerome Simpson play this last season after he was busted with that ton of weed.
door to door that's just about my commute except throw in thousands of dirty immigrants and other regular commuters
Well of course you have it worst*
westbrook getting a max extension from OKC, suite, hope he ballhogs more now
I guess it's gonna be an 80s theme for Vegas. I need to get some Zubaz pants and a pair of Reebok Pumps
3 trains and walking and $9.50 a day
it blows
poor baby
You had a long commute to the Summit
for work. i live 10 miles from my current yob. 15-20 min communte depending on traffic
3 trains and walking and $9.50 a day
it blows
NYC is the best!
for work. i live 10 miles from my current yob. 15-20 min communte depending on traffic
I knew what you were talking about
it's jersey city blows
midtown office is 35 min and half the price
I guess I started an El Padwoeno festival
"i guess beth is not going to divvy up any points."
Well I've been waiting to see something worthy of the points.
Still waiting...
never satisfied...
you didn't like the "best of bender"?
you didn't like the "best of bender"?
was it about LP's nose?
Used to watch all the old episodes of Futurama online
Nerd alert
futurama is grate*
The 2 accounting nerds like Futurama. Shocking
(S)
whatever happend to your nose can you breaf* now
top five television robots:
Bender
Vicki (small wonder)
Rosie
Optimus Prime
Miley Cyrus
"Nerd alert"
says the actuary
It's not stuffed up like it used to always be. But it's still swolled up inside and there are still stitches in there that I'm waiting for them to dissolve
I had to google what an actuary was
ns
it's what Rueben Feffer was
Miley Cyrus
I'll eat your face
/rev
I'm not actually an actuary
if you were you'd make as much as blue. well almost.
"biden does it again
this guy is walking hilariousness"
He might be the best VP ever. Obama made an excellent choice. I'd pick a goof, too.
This sub is flavorless
Is mize hnic @ Sysco yet?
I feel like ep even asking this, but are the 4 still in the TCS ep, keef, blue and jug?
mize, not yug
Seriously?
And Jug was going to get all my points too...
top five television robots:
Bender
Optimus Prime
Rosie
Flexo
Megatron
to five movie robots:
R2-D2
Bender
Johnny 5
Fembots
Optimus Prime
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