Thursday, January 19, 2012

Steamboat was fun!

Got some work stuff going on this morning, so this is what you get for now. I may add more later, I may not. If I was smart, I would have done a post last night when I got home. I wasn't smart.

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Jugdish said...

first

Jugdish said...

that point goes to blue

tem said...

Shitty post is minus points. You lose your two from yesterday that you could give away.

tem said...

Shitty post is minus points. You lose your two from yesterday that you could give away.

Muschamped said...

What is a shitty post worth?

El Padrino said...

"Shitty post is minus points. You lose your two from yesterday that you could give away."

finally some justice

El Padrino said...

"What is a shitty post worth?"

it's worth your face

zero

El Padrino said...

knicks SUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

Hi Chauncey!

El Padrino said...

you know i'm under no obligation to handicap the Giant game right, haven't done it yet and they've won

so you'll get 100 words on how bad joe flacco is and maybea little giant-niner insight without a pick

El Padrino said...

natty ice

El Padrino said...

nice post freak

Muschamped said...

We don't read your posts anyway

El Padrino said...

i sort of wish freak was still around to tease him on the Colts and all the shit going on with them

El Padrino said...

foods i rediscovered cux my kids eat them

Waffles.
Macaroni and Butter.

El Padrino said...

if you take a waffle, toast it, butter it good, then sprinkle some powdered sugar on it

bomb

Muschamped said...

Freak commented this week

El Padrino said...

no syrup

unless your rocking real maple syrup

Muschamped said...

How in the world did you ever forget waffles?

El Padrino said...

"Freak commented this week"

i must have missed that

El Padrino said...

"How in the world did you ever forget waffles?"

let's face it, it's really a kid thing

El Padrino said...

tell freak i said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Muschamped said...

let's face it, it's really a kid thing



OK Hubba Bubba

El Padrino said...

touche

El Padrino said...

but you still drink milk with dinner and eat cereal often

so waffles fit in there

Muschamped said...

We can't all afford to eat chicken cutlets every meal

Jugdish said...

finally some justice



i gave those two points to you

El Padrino said...

We can't all afford to eat chicken cutlets every meal

stop it

El Padrino said...

i gave those two points to you

DAMMIT!

El Padrino said...

perry out

tem said...

scores through wednesday:

11, 16, 17, 18


those are listed in a different order than i lsted last time.

tem said...

"What is a shitty post worth?"

minus points

tem said...

"i must have missed that"

neither shocked nor surprised

tem said...

jug never gave his points away to anyone.

tem said...

today beth and kod get 5 points each to divy up to people.

Jugdish said...

jug never gave his points away to anyone



no, I gave them to Lp

Jugdish said...

they are no longer mine

tem said...

mike gave LP two points, but i don't know who the fuck mike is.

tem said...

LP got minus points because he thought mike points counted for him.

tem said...

jug never gave any points away. then jug lost them.

El Padrino said...

fucking mike

Jugdish said...

mike gave LP two points, but i don't know who the fuck mike is.



yes you do

Jugdish said...

fucking mike



twss

El Padrino said...

i dont think i like mitt

Jugdish said...

i dont think i like your face

El Padrino said...

Oops! Biden to San Francisco crowd: 'The Giants are on their way to Super Bowl'...

biden does it again
this guy is walking hilariousness

Beth said...

"today beth and kod get 5 points each to divy up to people."

Dammit, I can't handle that kind of responsibility!!!!

s

H's newest bitch said...

i like ron paul because his name reminds me of a pornstar name

maybe just because of ron jeremy

H's newest bitch said...

not enough rons in the world though

H's newest bitch said...

my grandpa always told me to never trust a guy with a last name that's a first name, like ron paul

but then our last name became popular these days as a first name so i'm too confused.

H's newest bitch said...

rob lowe is the new chris mortensen

Jugdish said...

but then our last name became popular these days as a first name for gay guys so i'm too confused.



fixed


s

El Padrino said...

i like ron paul but realistically he wont get the nom, too out there

Jugdish said...

i like ron paul but realistically he wont get the nom, too out there



he didn't do himself any favors with his golden rule foreign policy in the debate the other night

H's newest bitch said...

maybe if he announces sarah palin as his running mate?

Muschamped said...

mike gave LP two points, but i don't know who the fuck mike is.



H

Jugdish said...

Lowe was the first person Irsay followed on Twitter.




freak was the second

Blue said...

why would freak follow rob lowe?

Blue said...

feels good not to have that crappy name/pic

Blue said...

by the way, if i was on those 9/11 planes shit would have got real

El Padrino said...

cmep hates your face jokes

and i drop them ALL THE TIME

El Padrino said...

the boys at work love it

Jugdish said...

by the way, if i was on those 9/11 planes shit would have got real



reminded me of that old eddie murphy line from his stand up: "you put me in a movie where I'm the star and I'll kick your ass."

Jugdish said...

cmep hates your face jokes

and i drop them ALL THE TIME



fmjug didn't like them at first, but now she uses them at school and she likes them.

Beth said...

"cmep hates your face jokes
and i drop them ALL THE TIME"


Romance!!

Blue said...

blue used the face jokes before LOV, probably why cmblue has always hated me

El Padrino said...

blue is a trendsetter

Blue said...

no, blue is just corny jokes guy

El Padrino said...

i remember calling you a cornball early on

tem said...

your face is a cornball

El Padrino said...

a ball of corn?

do you give yourself points for your face jokes or are those up for grabs?

Tyler said...

"Steamboat was fun!"

Ricky Steamboat?

El Padrino said...

T the knicks are tuurrible without a pg

they need nash

Blue said...

the knicks are just plain terrible

Tyler said...

Ball Don't Lie article from this morning: Steve Nash to New York is just six months away.

Blue said...

like your face

Blue said...

ball don't lie, but your face does

Blue said...

top 5 face jokes:

EP
Meiz
Beth
Jug
Kevin

Blue said...

rockies signed Jamie Moyer yesterday..

world series here they come

Blue said...

I think it's Moyer's goal to play until he's 50, I think he'll turn 50 this season

Blue said...

oh to be a left handed pitcher

Blue said...

really oh to be any pitcher

Tyler said...

There was also an article on Roto Arcade about how Amar'e has "lost his way". But it also said that he isn't being used the way he was used in the past. I haven't seen a whole lot of Knicks games, but I think I said this a few weeks ago; they're not a deep team and this season, being deep is gonna help a lot. I think they've got a real thin lineup even for a normal season.

Blue said...

i actually enjoy being the catcher


/meiz

/kod

Blue said...

amare was product of Steve Nash...take away a hof point guard and he's basically kwame brown

Tyler said...

And I didn't understand why they let go of Chauncey. Their main problem is PG and he was the only good PG on the roster. Nice move. Worked out for the Clippers tho.

Blue said...

KWAME!!!!

Blue said...

they had to move chauncey to be able to afford Chandler


thought they were too soft on the front line because their PF and SF don't believe in defense.

Muschamped said...

Ball Don't Lie


Except on your chin

Blue said...

"except on your chin"

unless you're meiz

Tyler said...

"amare was product of Steve Nash"

He had a great year last year. I think it's more about Carmelo and how he dominates the ball. Nash has the ball but he distributes, Melo has the ball and scores.

Muschamped said...

unless you're meiz



Especially mize. His chin is like a ball rack.

Tyler said...

"they had to move chauncey to be able to afford Chandler"

Dolan had like a $140 million payroll about six years ago, and they played about the same. They didn't "have" to move chauncey to afford Chandler. They thought he was old and overpaid. Like many of their moves in the last few years, they were wrong.

Spaceman Spiff said...

TC spoiler:

sucks that bev didn't outlast those bitches, but she did win last chance kitchen so maybe she will get to beat them there and even better, return to the competition. anyone know when that person gets to come back

Blue said...

with the new CBA, they couldn't sign chandler though.

it wasn't about affording him, it was about going over the salary cap.

If they thought chauncey was old, they shouldn't have exercised his option at the end of last year to pay him $14m or whatever (that they still have to pay him)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"After 562 runs, receptions and kickoff returns in his four-year NFL career, Green-Ellis still hasn't fumbled."

O:FB with the long con, it's comin

Blue said...

i would punch green-ellis in the ovaries if I ever met him

El Padrino said...

chauncey is old and is not worth 14mm

they keep saying wait until boom dizzle is ready

El Padrino said...

luckily the east is trash

El Padrino said...

amare was not a product of nash
he's a beast

but he needs a pg because of his pick and roll game

melo dont play that he's an iso player

El Padrino said...

amare was 7-22, melo was 5-22 last night

in the end, poor shooting loses games and when you cant turn to a scorer off the bench it hurts

especially this year with the condensed schedule

d'antoni always runs a tight bench he only employs 8 players max

El Padrino said...

and only chandler plays defense, melo only plays defense when he is scoring or during national TV games

El Padrino said...

they had to cut billups per new CBA rules (like blue said, signing Chandler forced that)

El Padrino said...

i hate toney douglas

Blue said...

"amare was not a product of nash
he's a beast"

KWAME BROWN!!!!

Blue said...

amare has no post game, he's a slasher, a pick and roll guy and an offensive rebounds guy


he's not patrick ewing where you can clear out a side and throw him the ball

Tyler said...

Bottom line, the Knicks salaries are a mess. What are they gonna do in 2014? They'll have 3 guys signed (Melo, Amare and Chandler) and they're gonna be over the cap just with those three guys. So they're gonna be bad for a long time, because much like now, they can only sign minimum guys and one mid-level (which is all they can offer Nash), unless they can free up cash by trading Amare. But if he keeps playing poorly like he's playing now (which is caused by Melo) no one will want to take on that contract.

CP3 to the Knicks looks more and more like a pipe-dream. They don't have room for him. The only way they get better is if they make smart decisions in the draft (which they haven't done), convince Nash to take a mid-level (and he's gonna be 38 pretty soon) and hope everyone stays healthy and maybe they can make a run in 2014/15, but they still have to play defense to make it anywhere in the playoffs. Then they start all over again in 2015 (where, right now, they have $0 in owed salary).

Tyler said...

"melo dont play that he's an iso player"

That's what I said, but even if they get a PG, everyone is going to be standing around for 1/3 of the plays because Melo is a chucker.

El Padrino said...

"amare has no post game, he's a slasher, a pick and roll guy and an offensive rebounds guy"

he has a jumpshot

El Padrino said...

top 5 knicks

Ewing
Frazier
Monroe
Oak
Starks

Spaceman Spiff said...

no willis reed?

Spaceman Spiff said...

oak and starks over reed?

Tyler said...

I agree extending Chauncey last year was probably a bad move, but the reason they kept them then was to avoid the problem they have now; they don't have a PG to play Dantony ball. So they should have figured something out then, but they didn't.

To ditch him to sign a guy that has a long history of injuries, and who, even when healthy is a good (not great) player, I just don't get. You fix a problem by causing another. And, like most Knicks off-seasons, they let the available free-agent market dictate their roster. Chandler's the only center available this year? And he just had his best year in last three years? Sure, let's lock him up for four years.

Jugdish said...

starks sucks

Blue said...

"That's what I said, but even if they get a PG, everyone is going to be standing around for 1/3 of the plays because Melo is a chucker"

he's a great player, but this was frustrating as hell when he was here. They'd be moving the ball having a great offensive game, then 4th quarter would come and he'd just hold the ball and try and be the hero.

Tyler said...

Reed singlehandedly won a title. What did Starks do? Headbutt Reggie Miller?

Blue said...

melo is a "i've got to get my shots" guy, as opposed to "let the shots come to him" guy

Blue said...

starks had that dunk

Tyler said...

World Championship > Reggie Miller Headbutt + Had That Dunk That One Time

El Padrino said...

"oak and starks over reed?"

there was only room for 2 old timers, i had to go with the teams i grew up with

the pearl and glide

Tyler said...

I don't even think Starks makes a Top 5 All-Time Knicks Guards list.

El Padrino said...

"melo is a "i've got to get my shots" guy, as opposed to "let the shots come to him" guy"

isnt 80% of bball players like this?

Tyler said...

Ok, maybe he's #5 on the guard list. Frazier, Monroe, Houston, Mark Jackson, Starks.

El Padrino said...

"I don't even think Starks makes a Top 5 All-Time Knicks Guards list."

he's #5 in my heart

#StarkChills

Tyler said...

Honorable Mention: Michael Ray Richardson

El Padrino said...

melo is no mj... i know this man

but

mj was a chucker, hate to break the news here

El Padrino said...

Houston was borderline GREAT at times man

what a shooter

El Padrino said...

"Ok, maybe he's #5 on the guard list. Frazier, Monroe, Houston, Mark Jackson, Starks."

you left out Derek Harper

Tyler said...

"Houston was borderline GREAT at times man"

When he was healthy, sure (that's been the story of the Knicks for the last 15 years).

El Padrino said...

health is key

obvious comment of the day

El Padrino said...

SPREEEEWELLLLL!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

actually miss, dearly, hearing clyde say

SPREE FOR THREE

then laughing

El Padrino said...

since the day they traded Ewing started the demise of this franchise

truer words

El Padrino said...

TMNBAT

/keef

Blue said...

"isnt 80% of bball players like this?"

not really, I mean i bag on the heat, but they share the ball for the most part.

Kobe is a "i need my shots guy", but not a lot of other guys left like that.

Durant for sure isn't that way

Blue said...

keef hates the NBA and cartoons

I on the other hand very much enjoy Family Guy and Futurama. Used to watch all the old episodes of Futurama online

Blue said...

Bender might be the funniest robot on television

Blue said...

best of bender

Blue said...

zoidberg is pretty good too

Muschamped said...

amare was not a product of nash
he's a beast

but he needs a pg because of his pick and roll game




So he was a product of Nash. Got it.

Muschamped said...

keef hates the NBA and cartoons



Fairly accurate

tem said...

"do you give yourself points for your face jokes or are those up for grabs?"

i don't get any TCS points.

Tyler said...

"not really, I mean i bag on the heat, but they share the ball for the most part."

When Wade plays, maybe, but when I was watching a Heat game the other night, they were saying that the reason for their 3-game losing skid a couple of games ago was because there was too much iso, and Lebron was the problem. Watching that game you could see it, no one was cutting and everyone was chucking. And they were losing.

Muschamped said...

This has been the worse* ketchup eVaR!

El Padrino said...

thats why i dont do it

Muschamped said...

You don't do it because you only care about what you have to say

Muschamped said...

That's 50% (S)

El Padrino said...

keef

Stacey Dash

dat ass +19

El Padrino said...

AND #29

woodrow

El Padrino said...

"You don't do it because you only care about what you have to say"

just lazy

Muschamped said...

note to self

Muschamped said...

The one downside to this new yob*, my commute is almost 90 minutes each way

Jugdish said...

The one downside to this new yob*, my commute is almost 90 minutes each way



flo woe


aja, that sucks.

Jugdish said...

i have been lucky to never have much of a commute

Spaceman Spiff said...

"since the day they drafted Ewing started the demise of this franchise"

*fized

Muschamped said...

i have been lucky to never have much of a commute


You had a long commute to the Summit

tem said...

"The one downside to this new yob*, my commute is almost 90 minutes each way"

3 hrs of commute each day is fucking ridiculous.

tem said...

keith gets 1 tcs point for having such a shitty commute.

he also loses a point for taking a job with a shitty commute.

El Padrino said...

door to door that's just about my commute except throw in thousands of dirty immigrants and other regular commuters

tem said...

i guess beth is not going to divvy up any points.

woe is the contestants.

El Padrino said...

keith gets 1 tcs point for having such a shitty commute.

he also loses a point for taking a job with a shitty commute.


hilarity

tem said...

cmtem and i don't like our 18 minute commute. we think that is too long. we want to move closer to downtown.

tem said...

i almost get el pad's because he has to live in New Jersey because 1) NYC is too expensive 2) NYC sucks and 3) he is an Jersey Boy.

Muschamped said...

3 hrs of commute each day is fucking ridiculous.


Si. It's only 30 minutes with regular traffic

Blue said...

i was wondering why they kept letting Jerome Simpson play this last season after he was busted with that ton of weed.

Muschamped said...

door to door that's just about my commute except throw in thousands of dirty immigrants and other regular commuters




Well of course you have it worst*

Spaceman Spiff said...

westbrook getting a max extension from OKC, suite, hope he ballhogs more now

Muschamped said...

I guess it's gonna be an 80s theme for Vegas. I need to get some Zubaz pants and a pair of Reebok Pumps

El Padrino said...

3 trains and walking and $9.50 a day

it blows

Muschamped said...

poor baby

Jugdish said...

You had a long commute to the Summit



for work. i live 10 miles from my current yob. 15-20 min communte depending on traffic

Jugdish said...

3 trains and walking and $9.50 a day

it blows



NYC is the best!

Muschamped said...

for work. i live 10 miles from my current yob. 15-20 min communte depending on traffic



I knew what you were talking about

El Padrino said...

it's jersey city blows

midtown office is 35 min and half the price

Muschamped said...

I guess I started an El Padwoeno festival

Beth said...

"i guess beth is not going to divvy up any points."

Well I've been waiting to see something worthy of the points.

Still waiting...

Muschamped said...

never satisfied...

Blue said...

you didn't like the "best of bender"?

Muschamped said...

you didn't like the "best of bender"?



was it about LP's nose?

Muschamped said...

Used to watch all the old episodes of Futurama online



Nerd alert

tem said...

futurama is grate*

Muschamped said...

The 2 accounting nerds like Futurama. Shocking

Muschamped said...

(S)

El Padrino said...

whatever happend to your nose can you breaf* now

Blue said...

top five television robots:

Bender
Vicki (small wonder)
Rosie
Optimus Prime
Miley Cyrus

Blue said...

"Nerd alert"

says the actuary

Muschamped said...

It's not stuffed up like it used to always be. But it's still swolled up inside and there are still stitches in there that I'm waiting for them to dissolve

Muschamped said...

I had to google what an actuary was

ns

Blue said...

it's what Rueben Feffer was

Muschamped said...

Miley Cyrus




I'll eat your face

/rev

Muschamped said...

I'm not actually an actuary

tem said...

if you were you'd make as much as blue. well almost.

Meiz said...

"biden does it again
this guy is walking hilariousness"


He might be the best VP ever. Obama made an excellent choice. I'd pick a goof, too.

Meiz said...

This sub is flavorless

Muschamped said...

Is mize hnic @ Sysco yet?

Beth said...

I feel like ep even asking this, but are the 4 still in the TCS ep, keef, blue and jug?

Muschamped said...

mize, not yug

Beth said...

Seriously?

Beth said...

And Jug was going to get all my points too...

tem said...

top five television robots:

Bender
Optimus Prime
Rosie
Flexo
Megatron

to five movie robots:

R2-D2
Bender
Johnny 5
Fembots
Optimus Prime

tem said...

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