Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Post 1504

Post 1504 sucks.

All sorts of car trouble going on in temhio. Just got to work now, got ambushed by the boss as I walked in...so much for sneaking in. He isn't mad, but now TPS is unavoidable.

In any case I still need to score last nights post from like 8pm on.


OK final tally's are in...

last place - Meiz. He said it himself, he didn't even deserve to be in the finals. He barely made it in and instead of taking advantage of the situation and receiving a TCS prize pack that would have kept him living comfortable for weeks he just didn't try. Perhaps Sysco is to blame as his during the day posts are about 0. Last place and a black mark for future TCS competitions. Final score 33 points.

3rd place - El Pad. Not reading the weekend or even catching up on weekend stuff cost him big time. He was in the lead friday at 5pm, but by saturday was in third. No weekend efforting means no title. El Pad did set the record for negative points recieved in TCS. He recieved -6 points over the week for not knowing the rules, not reading WE (although after his third comment on things that were talked about a ton over WE I gave him 2 points back for the hilarity of him not reading a damn thing) and not catching up while at work. Those points wouldn't have really helped as he finished a distant 3rd. 47.5 points.

Now it is down to Keith and Blue. Blue got off to a great start with liking Family Guy, but Keith had one hell of a run down the stretch. Reese tits and Kathy ass were the equivalent of the Music City Miracle. But with nekkid chicks. Or at least Reese was nekkid. Keith had to work hard too because nobody gave him free points.

Final score was 65 to 64. (Read the rest of this in Bruce Buffer voice). The winner and STILL TCS CHAMP. KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTTTHHHHHHHH.

200% honest I didn't want him to win again. But goddman it if he doesn't try. Your TCS prize pack will be mailed out in the usual timely manner. So you'll get it sometime....you'll get it before El Pad gets his beer from H.

290 comments:

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Jugdish said...

block

tem said...

keith works so hard to win TCS.

i don't want him to win again, but dammit if he doesn't try the hardest.

El Padrino said...

8pm on is keef time

El Padrino said...

i'll beat him in the finals

El Padrino said...

gauranteeeeeed

Jugdish said...

tem said tcs is over

El Padrino said...

i thought he meant just that round

Keef said...

Do you read anything here that isn't yours?

tem said...

good lord.

tem said...

if there was a finals you wouldn't have even made it anyway.

Keef said...

tem's post last week said "TCS finals start this week"

tem said...

it is hard for you to beat people who post a total of 4 and half days more than you do.

5 nights and the 2 full weekend days.

Keef said...

But nice job with your 3rd place ribbon, LP

Keef said...

i'll beat him in the finals

gauranteeeeeed




Funniest thing you've said in years

Blue said...

well balls

Blue said...

i got to thinking last night

i hope andy sandberg isn't too much of a pussy and makes a mark wahlberg skit for saturday night live.

Blue said...

it's comedy gold

Keef said...

The largest known hailstone in the U.S. was the size of a soccer ball.

Keef said...

Good efforting last week, Blue

NS

Keef said...

kod
I tried to change my name/pic but the link you gave doesn't work

tem said...

was it a link? he just said it was your new name....not name and pic.

of course the pic part is implied, but kod is a lawyer so sometimes i read his comments too literally.

tem said...

i thought it was just a name that he made look like a link so it stood out.

Keef said...

it appeared to be a link but it just said java somethingorother

Blue said...

that's why I said


"that just happened"

Blue said...

damn you guys, not getting jokes

Blue said...

i demand a recount

tem said...

IDNSWYDT

Blue said...

keith put double demtits/datass in a post.

that's negative points

Blue said...

i'm so ashamed

Blue said...

congrats to keith

tem said...

no recount.

Keef said...

keith put double demtits/datass in a post.



You get 2 per day

tem said...

"keith put double demtits/datass in a post.

that's negative points"


i took away his point for the texas ass and other tits, but he got bonus points for reese and kathy.

so instead of the usual 4, he got 6. he didn't get 10.

Blue said...

keith's acceptance speech

tem said...

hmm...i did say per day. oh well, keith won anyway.

Keef said...

ats to keith



Oh, suite. Thanks

Keef said...

nice cnp, as.

Blue said...

i will be like al gore in florida on this

Blue said...

screw it, i'm shaving my TCS beard now i guess

tem said...

you invented the internet?

tem said...

you can send the beard to keith as part of his prize pack.


cmk - what's this box we got from colorado?

keith - you don't want to know

El Padrino said...

dammit

Keef said...

He can send the beard to that pshycho* hot receptionist

Keef said...

dammit



You will never...eevvveeerrrr...win the TCS

Blue said...

the shitty thing for LP is that the tCS prize pack includes a home PC

Blue said...

irony

El Padrino said...

next year i will win this

to my el pad fans out there i am truly sorry

you will never see a blogger work harder than me, you will never see a blogger post more tits and ass than me, you will never see a blogger take off any days off

god bless

Keef said...

stings

Keef said...

you will never see a blogger take off any days off



You take off your days off better than anyone here

Blue said...

damn, i had a whole acceptance speech written too (ns)

now i have to re-think tomorrow's post

Jugdish said...

"...receiving a TCS prize pack that would have kept him living comfortable for weeks..."


cracked me up

Aitch said...

Congrats keef.

You once again proved you are the master of As. comments and pointless spam. :-)

Keef said...

damn, i had a whole acceptance speech written too (ns)



That was your downfall

Jugdish said...

damn, i had a whole acceptance speech written too (ns)



you could still post it and we can pretend we are in africa wearing 18-1 t-shirts while we read it

Aitch said...

Cut that shit out!

/EP

Keef said...

You once again proved you are the master of As. comments and pointless spam. :-)



Or just knowing what the referee is looking for

Keef said...

you could still post it and we can pretend we are in africa wearing 18-1 t-shirts while we read it



oh snap

Keef said...

You forgot the :-), jug

Aitch said...

The kids in Africa are wearing 19-0 shirts

Aitch said...

We don't send them the shirts of what ACTUALLY happened...

Jugdish said...

The kids in Africa are wearing 19-0 shirts



true...oops

Aitch said...

It was a nice attempt at tweaking me though.

El Padrino said...

Do you read anything here that isn't yours?

SOMETIMES

Aitch said...

I was in bed by 8 p.m. EST last night. It was grate*

El Padrino said...

blue is gonna pull a kanye

yo yo yo keef won but my tcs run was dope, one of the best tcs runs ever!

El Padrino said...

"I was in bed by 8 p.m. EST last night. It was grate*"

fuck i forgot to call

Aitch said...

Not funny

Keef said...

It was a nice attempt at tweaking me though.



I thought we capped you

/LP

Aitch said...

Should I go see Bibi Jones when she comes to Boston next weekend?

Keef said...

Just don't keep a pic of her in your phone

/bmh

Pass the Lysol said...

"I tried to change my name/pic but the link you gave doesn't work"



apologies; I'll find a different pic to post tonight

tem said...

blue should have commented instead of writing a speech.

Pass the Lysol said...

"of course the pic part is implied, but kod is a lawyer so sometimes i read his comments too literally."


the name doesn't make sense w/out the pic though

Keef said...

cmblue: Um, Ben, what are you doing?

blue: Writing my acceptance speech

cmblue: Why? What did you win?

blue: I haven't won it yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win the TCS. It's a contest on that blog

cmblue: ::alimony::

Keef said...

8pm on is keef time



I go to work at 8pm

El Padrino said...

we talk in EST time as.

Keef said...

we talk in EST time as.


I still go to work

Pass the Lysol said...

"......pleaded guilty in April in Douglas County Circuit Court to a charge of possession of THC, a hallucinatory drug."



this kind of shit drives me crazy; THC....hallucinatory drug...

fucking fuck; stop trying to confuse people and make it sound more severe, dude was busted for possession of pot...we all know what that is and what that means

tem said...

pot is bad. mmmmkay

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone else not able to get to newer/newest on previous posts?

if i go to comments on yesterday's, just says 200 comments

tem said...

FG did an episode that clearly showed why pot should be illegal.

tem said...

"anyone else not able to get to newer/newest on previous posts?"

yeah you have to comment for them to show up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"We don't send them the shirts of what ACTUALLY happened..."

no shit?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"we all know what that is and what that means"

it means that if he was getting some fast food he would run over a little kid whilst exiting the drive-thru right?

Keef said...

AHIK*

El Padrino said...

are if's ever small?

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue would have won if i gave him my points, or if other peeps didnt give their's to EP, if LOV was a sports league, eltardo would write a whole 'what if' article about that

Aitch said...

EP was in the lead at the time. Who knew Blue would make a frantic comeback and come up just short?

El Padrino said...

irsay is nuts

Keef said...

does that mean he sits on your chin?

Spaceman Spiff said...

flop city consists of one player

that was awful, but it was a new flop technique i guess

Spaceman Spiff said...

blake gunning for that number 1 spot, but he'll have to settle for elite big man flopper, dfish and manu arent going anywhere yet

Beth said...

"to my el pad fans out there i am truly sorry"


So to no one then, got it.

/TCS champ

Blue said...

"EP was in the lead at the time. Who knew Blue would make a frantic comeback and come up just short?"

kevin made the furious comeback.

blue and ep led the whole way

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
kevin made the furious comeback.

blue and ep led the whole way"

H only cares about accuracy if you're capping on him

Aitch said...

Question of the day on local sports yak. If Eli wins this game, is he a hall of famer?

El Padrino said...

yeah we were eating fried chicken and drinking beer in the clubhouse

El Padrino said...

"If Eli wins this game, is he a hall of famer?"

no

nobody is a hall of famer after 8 years cept for like Jim Brown

Blue said...

eli was a hall of famer coming out of the womb

Blue said...

bigger question

if eli wins the superbowl, does he get to host SNL

El Padrino said...

blue is obsessed with snl

El Padrino said...

it pains me when the show is unfunny

and that happens sometimes

Keef said...

SNL is grate about half the time

Spaceman Spiff said...

why would the giants talk about that to the media

El Padrino said...

because they are uneducated young men?

Keef said...

the tcs is so stressful

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Washington Wizards have fired Flip Saunders"

El Padrino said...

downs face gone huh

ToddPacker said...

congrats Keith, you're the Yankees of tcs

Keef said...

ouch

ToddPacker said...

"i'll beat him in the finals"

best.comment.evAr

El Padrino said...

i am legend

Keef said...

no your not

Keef said...

*

El Padrino said...

holy shit the oscars are gonna suck, what crappy boring ass movies

El Padrino said...

i hope gary oldman wins everything

Keef said...

nerve* heard of any of those movies until that awards show last week

Keef said...

man I'm really tired today

El Padrino said...

did someone call you while you were alseep?

Keef said...

bgas.

El Padrino said...

yeah theay are a pain in the ass

tem said...

just put her in front of the tv.

tem said...

"did someone call you while you were alseep?"

"bgas."


she is too young for a phone.

Keef said...

yeah theay are a pain in the ass



Not at all

Keef said...

she is too young for a phone.



If you are in the living room, and you call cemtem in from the kitchen to the living room, do you use a phone?

Keef said...

But bgas. also has a phone that she plays with every day. it plays music

El Padrino said...

"Not at all"

stop it

Keef said...

what does cemtem say about your microwavephobia

tem said...

"f you are in the living room, and you call cemtem in from the kitchen to the living room, do you use a phone?"

yes. in the temsion the kitchen is really far from the living room.

Keef said...

stop it



You stop it. Are you "man, my kids are such a pain in the ass" guy?

tem said...

"what does cemtem say about your microwavephobia"

she thinks i am retarded.

it is not a topic she enjoys. she just rolls her eyes.

tem said...

but regardless well played on the "call" retort.

Keef said...

she thinks i am retarded.

it is not a topic she enjoys. she just rolls her eyes.




Oh good. Then it's not just me.

El Padrino said...

"You stop it. Are you "man, my kids are such a pain in the ass" guy?"

no but it's ok to say that once in awhile

Keef said...

bgas. is no more of a pain in my ass than you are


(S)

El Padrino said...

its a term of endearment in my family

Jugdish said...

its a term of endearment in my family



mafia family?

Keef said...

ayyyyy, yoooo, anthonyyyyy. Your* a YA HUGE pain in my ass, ayyyyyy

tem said...

they just call him tony

Keef said...

I picture them calling him Anfernee

El Padrino said...

we aint black

Keef said...

pretty close

Jugdish said...

Lp's family fued

Meiz said...

Goddman. Downloaded tome music last night, synced up the ipods, go to listen to some tunage on the nano on the way in to work today...nano is completely empty. WFT. iTunes is being bitch made lately.

Blue said...

it's because of the tome music

Jugdish said...

Goddman. Downloaded tome music last night, synced up the ipods, go to listen to some tunage on the nano on the way in to work today...nano is completely empty. WFT. iTunes is being bitch made lately.



its apple, bro

/Lp

Blue said...

tome musice wipes the nano clean everytime

Jugdish said...

tome loc?



s

Keef said...

Goddman. Downloaded tome music last night, synced up the ipods, go to listen to some tunage on the nano on the way in to work today...nano is completely empty. WFT. iTunes is being bitch made lately



Um. Woe

El Padrino said...

"pretty close"

not sicilian either

Keef said...

white people problems

Keef said...

not sicilian either



For purposes of this conversation we'll pretend you are

Jugdish said...

im part sicilian


ns

El Padrino said...

dennis allen gets the raiders job

Jugdish said...

but like 75% irish or something like that...drunken irish

Keef said...

im part sicilian



Love your pizza from The Hut

Meiz said...

"but like 75% irish or something like that...drunken irish"


The name says Italian, the complexion screams northwest European.

El Padrino said...

"but like 75% irish or something like that...drunken irish"

is there any other kind?

Meiz said...

"Um. Woe"

No shit, right? I was looking forward to banging some Hustlin', My Time Is Now, and The Show Goes On this morning. Now I'm not properly inspired to be great today.

Keef said...

the complexion screams northwest European.


Irish. Got it.

Keef said...

Now I'm not properly inspired to be great today.



Be great just to be great

Keef said...

I mean, I've nerve* done that, but I hear it's cool

El Padrino said...

i wasted my time watching this, thought he would get plowed by a mini truck

Keef said...

spoiler alert

Meiz said...

"Be great just to be great"


That last part was tongue in cheek

Blue said...

"dennis allen gets the raiders job"


superfuck

Keef said...

That last part was tongue in cheek


Mine wasn't

Keef said...

who is dennis allen? besides the new Raiders coach

Blue said...

broncos DC

Keef said...

oh. bummer

Blue said...

was hoping they could have kept the same DC for 2 years in a row.

hasn't happened since like 2004

tem said...

tebow doesn't need a DC.

Keef said...

Tebow will be out of the league in 15 years

Keef said...

WT

tem said...

he'll be a player coach for years 10-15.

then he'll retire for 3 days and ascend into heaven.

Keef said...

I hate how when I open a container of yoplait yogurt with the foil on top, it spits out the yogurt onto me EVERY GODDMAN TIME

El Padrino said...

yogurt is for woman

Blue said...

"yogurt is for woman"

exactly

El Padrino said...

and women

Blue said...

that's like woe-ing that your vagina hurts because the tampon you use is too rigid

Keef said...

yogurt is for woman




I was out of chicken cutlets

Keef said...

DQ customer appreciation week. 1/2 price off of everything either tomorrow or Saturday, depending on when you are

Jugdish said...

yogurt is for woman



Lp knows to bring his A game to the TCS finals

tem said...

" depending on when you are"

how do i know when i am?

Keef said...

I just know

tem said...

but how do i know?

Blue said...

i guess ask kevin

Beth said...

"that's like woe-ing that your vagina hurts because the tampon you use is too rigid"

Wow, I just had that complaint earlier today!

s

El Padrino said...

i gotta go downtown see ya

tem said...

beth has a comment about being on the rag. then el pad has to go downtown....

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Tigers have agreed to sign Prince Fielder to a nine-year, $214MM contract."

Spaceman Spiff said...

boom

Spaceman Spiff said...

freaked out after victor got hurt i guess

Blue said...

but he was just looking at houses in milwaukee?

/meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

lincecum getting 2yr/40.5mil

Blue said...

so he'll play 1b and Miggy will DH?

Spaceman Spiff said...

miggy and prince will play first simultaneously

Blue said...

that's the fattest 1b combo in beisbol

Spaceman Spiff said...

some people still saying not official

Keef said...

so he'll play 1b and Miggy will DH?



Miggy will drink

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