Post 1504 sucks.
All sorts of car trouble going on in temhio. Just got to work now, got ambushed by the boss as I walked in...so much for sneaking in. He isn't mad, but now TPS is unavoidable.
In any case I still need to score last nights post from like 8pm on.
OK final tally's are in...
last place - Meiz. He said it himself, he didn't even deserve to be in the finals. He barely made it in and instead of taking advantage of the situation and receiving a TCS prize pack that would have kept him living comfortable for weeks he just didn't try. Perhaps Sysco is to blame as his during the day posts are about 0. Last place and a black mark for future TCS competitions. Final score 33 points.
3rd place - El Pad. Not reading the weekend or even catching up on weekend stuff cost him big time. He was in the lead friday at 5pm, but by saturday was in third. No weekend efforting means no title. El Pad did set the record for negative points recieved in TCS. He recieved -6 points over the week for not knowing the rules, not reading WE (although after his third comment on things that were talked about a ton over WE I gave him 2 points back for the hilarity of him not reading a damn thing) and not catching up while at work. Those points wouldn't have really helped as he finished a distant 3rd. 47.5 points.
Now it is down to Keith and Blue. Blue got off to a great start with liking Family Guy, but Keith had one hell of a run down the stretch. Reese tits and Kathy ass were the equivalent of the Music City Miracle. But with nekkid chicks. Or at least Reese was nekkid. Keith had to work hard too because nobody gave him free points.
Final score was 65 to 64. (Read the rest of this in Bruce Buffer voice). The winner and STILL TCS CHAMP. KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTTTHHHHHHHH.
200% honest I didn't want him to win again. But goddman it if he doesn't try. Your TCS prize pack will be mailed out in the usual timely manner. So you'll get it sometime....you'll get it before El Pad gets his beer from H.
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keith works so hard to win TCS.
i don't want him to win again, but dammit if he doesn't try the hardest.
8pm on is keef time
i'll beat him in the finals
gauranteeeeeed
tem said tcs is over
i thought he meant just that round
Do you read anything here that isn't yours?
good lord.
if there was a finals you wouldn't have even made it anyway.
tem's post last week said "TCS finals start this week"
it is hard for you to beat people who post a total of 4 and half days more than you do.
5 nights and the 2 full weekend days.
But nice job with your 3rd place ribbon, LP
i'll beat him in the finals
gauranteeeeeed
Funniest thing you've said in years
well balls
i got to thinking last night
i hope andy sandberg isn't too much of a pussy and makes a mark wahlberg skit for saturday night live.
it's comedy gold
The largest known hailstone in the U.S. was the size of a soccer ball.
Good efforting last week, Blue
NS
kod
I tried to change my name/pic but the link you gave doesn't work
was it a link? he just said it was your new name....not name and pic.
of course the pic part is implied, but kod is a lawyer so sometimes i read his comments too literally.
i thought it was just a name that he made look like a link so it stood out.
it appeared to be a link but it just said java somethingorother
that's why I said
"that just happened"
damn you guys, not getting jokes
i demand a recount
IDNSWYDT
keith put double demtits/datass in a post.
that's negative points
i'm so ashamed
congrats to keith
no recount.
keith put double demtits/datass in a post.
You get 2 per day
"keith put double demtits/datass in a post.
that's negative points"
i took away his point for the texas ass and other tits, but he got bonus points for reese and kathy.
so instead of the usual 4, he got 6. he didn't get 10.
keith's acceptance speech
hmm...i did say per day. oh well, keith won anyway.
ats to keith
Oh, suite. Thanks
nice cnp, as.
i will be like al gore in florida on this
screw it, i'm shaving my TCS beard now i guess
you invented the internet?
you can send the beard to keith as part of his prize pack.
cmk - what's this box we got from colorado?
keith - you don't want to know
dammit
He can send the beard to that pshycho* hot receptionist
dammit
You will never...eevvveeerrrr...win the TCS
the shitty thing for LP is that the tCS prize pack includes a home PC
irony
next year i will win this
to my el pad fans out there i am truly sorry
you will never see a blogger work harder than me, you will never see a blogger post more tits and ass than me, you will never see a blogger take off any days off
god bless
stings
you will never see a blogger take off any days off
You take off your days off better than anyone here
damn, i had a whole acceptance speech written too (ns)
now i have to re-think tomorrow's post
"...receiving a TCS prize pack that would have kept him living comfortable for weeks..."
cracked me up
Congrats keef.
You once again proved you are the master of As. comments and pointless spam. :-)
damn, i had a whole acceptance speech written too (ns)
That was your downfall
damn, i had a whole acceptance speech written too (ns)
you could still post it and we can pretend we are in africa wearing 18-1 t-shirts while we read it
Cut that shit out!
/EP
You once again proved you are the master of As. comments and pointless spam. :-)
Or just knowing what the referee is looking for
you could still post it and we can pretend we are in africa wearing 18-1 t-shirts while we read it
oh snap
You forgot the :-), jug
The kids in Africa are wearing 19-0 shirts
We don't send them the shirts of what ACTUALLY happened...
The kids in Africa are wearing 19-0 shirts
true...oops
It was a nice attempt at tweaking me though.
Do you read anything here that isn't yours?
SOMETIMES
I was in bed by 8 p.m. EST last night. It was grate*
blue is gonna pull a kanye
yo yo yo keef won but my tcs run was dope, one of the best tcs runs ever!
"I was in bed by 8 p.m. EST last night. It was grate*"
fuck i forgot to call
Not funny
It was a nice attempt at tweaking me though.
I thought we capped you
/LP
Should I go see Bibi Jones when she comes to Boston next weekend?
Just don't keep a pic of her in your phone
/bmh
"I tried to change my name/pic but the link you gave doesn't work"
apologies; I'll find a different pic to post tonight
blue should have commented instead of writing a speech.
"of course the pic part is implied, but kod is a lawyer so sometimes i read his comments too literally."
the name doesn't make sense w/out the pic though
cmblue: Um, Ben, what are you doing?
blue: Writing my acceptance speech
cmblue: Why? What did you win?
blue: I haven't won it yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win the TCS. It's a contest on that blog
cmblue: ::alimony::
8pm on is keef time
I go to work at 8pm
we talk in EST time as.
we talk in EST time as.
I still go to work
"......pleaded guilty in April in Douglas County Circuit Court to a charge of possession of THC, a hallucinatory drug."
this kind of shit drives me crazy; THC....hallucinatory drug...
fucking fuck; stop trying to confuse people and make it sound more severe, dude was busted for possession of pot...we all know what that is and what that means
pot is bad. mmmmkay
anyone else not able to get to newer/newest on previous posts?
if i go to comments on yesterday's, just says 200 comments
FG did an episode that clearly showed why pot should be illegal.
"anyone else not able to get to newer/newest on previous posts?"
yeah you have to comment for them to show up.
"We don't send them the shirts of what ACTUALLY happened..."
no shit?
"we all know what that is and what that means"
it means that if he was getting some fast food he would run over a little kid whilst exiting the drive-thru right?
AHIK*
are if's ever small?
blue would have won if i gave him my points, or if other peeps didnt give their's to EP, if LOV was a sports league, eltardo would write a whole 'what if' article about that
EP was in the lead at the time. Who knew Blue would make a frantic comeback and come up just short?
irsay is nuts
does that mean he sits on your chin?
flop city consists of one player
that was awful, but it was a new flop technique i guess
blake gunning for that number 1 spot, but he'll have to settle for elite big man flopper, dfish and manu arent going anywhere yet
"to my el pad fans out there i am truly sorry"
So to no one then, got it.
/TCS champ
"EP was in the lead at the time. Who knew Blue would make a frantic comeback and come up just short?"
kevin made the furious comeback.
blue and ep led the whole way
"
kevin made the furious comeback.
blue and ep led the whole way"
H only cares about accuracy if you're capping on him
Question of the day on local sports yak. If Eli wins this game, is he a hall of famer?
yeah we were eating fried chicken and drinking beer in the clubhouse
"If Eli wins this game, is he a hall of famer?"
no
nobody is a hall of famer after 8 years cept for like Jim Brown
eli was a hall of famer coming out of the womb
bigger question
if eli wins the superbowl, does he get to host SNL
blue is obsessed with snl
it pains me when the show is unfunny
and that happens sometimes
SNL is grate about half the time
why would the giants talk about that to the media
because they are uneducated young men?
the tcs is so stressful
"Washington Wizards have fired Flip Saunders"
downs face gone huh
congrats Keith, you're the Yankees of tcs
ouch
"i'll beat him in the finals"
best.comment.evAr
i am legend
no your not
*
holy shit the oscars are gonna suck, what crappy boring ass movies
i hope gary oldman wins everything
nerve* heard of any of those movies until that awards show last week
man I'm really tired today
did someone call you while you were alseep?
bgas.
yeah theay are a pain in the ass
just put her in front of the tv.
"did someone call you while you were alseep?"
"bgas."
she is too young for a phone.
yeah theay are a pain in the ass
Not at all
she is too young for a phone.
If you are in the living room, and you call cemtem in from the kitchen to the living room, do you use a phone?
But bgas. also has a phone that she plays with every day. it plays music
"Not at all"
stop it
what does cemtem say about your microwavephobia
"f you are in the living room, and you call cemtem in from the kitchen to the living room, do you use a phone?"
yes. in the temsion the kitchen is really far from the living room.
stop it
You stop it. Are you "man, my kids are such a pain in the ass" guy?
"what does cemtem say about your microwavephobia"
she thinks i am retarded.
it is not a topic she enjoys. she just rolls her eyes.
but regardless well played on the "call" retort.
she thinks i am retarded.
it is not a topic she enjoys. she just rolls her eyes.
Oh good. Then it's not just me.
"You stop it. Are you "man, my kids are such a pain in the ass" guy?"
no but it's ok to say that once in awhile
bgas. is no more of a pain in my ass than you are
(S)
its a term of endearment in my family
its a term of endearment in my family
mafia family?
ayyyyy, yoooo, anthonyyyyy. Your* a YA HUGE pain in my ass, ayyyyyy
they just call him tony
I picture them calling him Anfernee
we aint black
pretty close
Lp's family fued
Goddman. Downloaded tome music last night, synced up the ipods, go to listen to some tunage on the nano on the way in to work today...nano is completely empty. WFT. iTunes is being bitch made lately.
it's because of the tome music
Goddman. Downloaded tome music last night, synced up the ipods, go to listen to some tunage on the nano on the way in to work today...nano is completely empty. WFT. iTunes is being bitch made lately.
its apple, bro
/Lp
tome musice wipes the nano clean everytime
tome loc?
s
Goddman. Downloaded tome music last night, synced up the ipods, go to listen to some tunage on the nano on the way in to work today...nano is completely empty. WFT. iTunes is being bitch made lately
Um. Woe
"pretty close"
not sicilian either
white people problems
not sicilian either
For purposes of this conversation we'll pretend you are
im part sicilian
ns
dennis allen gets the raiders job
but like 75% irish or something like that...drunken irish
im part sicilian
Love your pizza from The Hut
"but like 75% irish or something like that...drunken irish"
The name says Italian, the complexion screams northwest European.
"but like 75% irish or something like that...drunken irish"
is there any other kind?
"Um. Woe"
No shit, right? I was looking forward to banging some Hustlin', My Time Is Now, and The Show Goes On this morning. Now I'm not properly inspired to be great today.
the complexion screams northwest European.
Irish. Got it.
Now I'm not properly inspired to be great today.
Be great just to be great
I mean, I've nerve* done that, but I hear it's cool
i wasted my time watching this, thought he would get plowed by a mini truck
spoiler alert
"Be great just to be great"
That last part was tongue in cheek
"dennis allen gets the raiders job"
superfuck
That last part was tongue in cheek
Mine wasn't
who is dennis allen? besides the new Raiders coach
broncos DC
oh. bummer
was hoping they could have kept the same DC for 2 years in a row.
hasn't happened since like 2004
tebow doesn't need a DC.
Tebow will be out of the league in 15 years
WT
he'll be a player coach for years 10-15.
then he'll retire for 3 days and ascend into heaven.
I hate how when I open a container of yoplait yogurt with the foil on top, it spits out the yogurt onto me EVERY GODDMAN TIME
yogurt is for woman
"yogurt is for woman"
exactly
and women
that's like woe-ing that your vagina hurts because the tampon you use is too rigid
yogurt is for woman
I was out of chicken cutlets
DQ customer appreciation week. 1/2 price off of everything either tomorrow or Saturday, depending on when you are
yogurt is for woman
Lp knows to bring his A game to the TCS finals
" depending on when you are"
how do i know when i am?
I just know
but how do i know?
i guess ask kevin
"that's like woe-ing that your vagina hurts because the tampon you use is too rigid"
Wow, I just had that complaint earlier today!
s
i gotta go downtown see ya
beth has a comment about being on the rag. then el pad has to go downtown....
"The Tigers have agreed to sign Prince Fielder to a nine-year, $214MM contract."
boom
freaked out after victor got hurt i guess
but he was just looking at houses in milwaukee?
/meiz
lincecum getting 2yr/40.5mil
so he'll play 1b and Miggy will DH?
miggy and prince will play first simultaneously
that's the fattest 1b combo in beisbol
some people still saying not official
so he'll play 1b and Miggy will DH?
Miggy will drink
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