Friday, January 06, 2012

PLAYOFFS?

Cincy +3 over HOUSTON
The first playoff berth for the Texans finally comes. Would a one and done be grounds for a firing? Probably not. Houston has lost 2 straight to end the year and got beat by a winless Colts team. To say they have limped into the playoffs is an understatement. The Bengals backed in too but have put up a respectable year. Not alot of people other than that locker room thought they'd be playing this weekend so give credit to Lewis. These two teams played in week 14 and the Texans won by a point. It was the last time they would win for the year, luckily they had things in order before then.

Just wanted to throw this out there.

This will be a physical game.

T.J. is not Tommy John.

Cincy is 6-2-1 in past 9 road contests.

Andy Dalton has hair on his peaches. He'll make some fine plays in this game and lead the Bengals into the second round.

Bengals 23, Texans 19

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Detroit +11 over SAINTS
New Orleans is entering this game, dare I say, EN FUEGO. But BUT....Stafford threw for over 5000 yards too and Brees TD/INT ratio was 46/14. Staffords? 41/16. Not bad. This team can score too. Either this game will go the way of Arizona/Packers back in 09 or one of these defenses will play above their level. I'm thinking the interior lineman for Detroit will make a difference in this game and force Brees into a couple of bad throws. I still see the Saints moving on because Payton is smart and he'll run the ball 30 times. Detroit gave up 130+ on the ground this year. Only 230 in the air. Bet you didn't know that.

Just wanted to throw this out there.

Matthew Stafford is really John Matthew Stafford.

New Orleans area is expected to be in the 60's. This means nothing.

New Orleans closed the season in style for bettors going 8-0 in final 8 games ATS.

New Orleans 30, Detroit 21

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DENVER +8 over Steelers
And I have no idea why. I keep talking myself into Denver keeping things close against better judgement. Big Ben gimpy, no Ryan Clark, Pouncey sprained ankle, no Mendenhall or backup Mewelde Moore. On the road.

Just wanted to throw this out there.

Denver, like Houston, has lost 3 straight. First that has happened in the same playoff year where a team that is hosting a playoff game lost the last 3 regular season games.

46%

Tim's middle name is Dick.

Steelers 18, Broncos 11

196 comments:

Beth said...

Not analyzing or picking the Falcons-Giants game? Wimp.

Beth said...

Somebody sent me a link to all these random trivia facts (apparently Jan4th was National Trivia Day) and one of the facts was this:

"In the 1980s, Pablo Escobar’s Medellin Cartel was spending $2,500 a month on rubber bands just to hold all their cash."

Beth said...

Another one from the trivia list:

"Norwegian skier Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset on why he didn’t win gold at the 2010 Olympics: “I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days.”

tem said...

Porn weakens the knees

Beth said...

Or for many guys, the hand.

Beth said...

Or for EP, 2 fingers.

El Padrino said...

"Not analyzing or picking the Falcons-Giants game? Wimp."

GIANTS -3 OVER Falcons

tem said...

Falcons -13 over Giants.

Falcons are going to destroy them.

NYG suck. They suck hard.

tem said...

Norwegian skier Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset on why he didn’t win gold at the 2010 Olympics: “I'm a Giants fan and since they suck, by extension I suck"

El Padrino said...

suite

El Padrino said...

anyone have a Roku?

i need to get on this

tem said...

Eli Manning has a Roku. He said it sucks worse* then* the Giants.

El Padrino said...

fucking scientists

tem said...

i bet those ants get made fun of in school.

Blue said...

i agree with EP on the broncos pick only because I think the line is too high

Beth said...

"anyone have a Roku?
i need to get on this"

I've been tempted but haven't gotten one yet. So if anyone here has experience with it (I'm looking at you spiff...) I'd like to hear your impressions too.

tem said...

spiff has no time for that shit. he is engaged now. tons of wedding planning to do.

Beth said...

Or he can do what most men do and let his bride-to-be handle it all.

tem said...

NO

/cmblue

Muschamped said...

Eli Manning has a Roku. He said it sucks worse* then* the Giants.



Worse doesn't need a *

tem said...

for Eli is does.

he doesn't know when to use worse*, worse, worst, or worst*

tem said...

he also struggles with 's' and 't'

Muschamped said...

Spiders are spinnnninggggggg away in the treeeeees

Muschamped said...

"In the 1980s, Pablo Escobar’s Medellin Cartel was spending $2,500 a month on rubber bands just to hold all their cash."



Must have been buying them in NYC

tem said...

that was during the great rubber shortage of the 1980s.

El Padrino said...

spiff is engaged?

El Padrino said...

congrats spiffy

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont have a roku, dont need it, icefilms baby!

jug did buy one though and here was his initial impression which was in one of his posts:
"Roku box isn't too bad. I messed with it some Monday night and will some more this weekend. I watched a movie on netflix and a tosh episode on Hulu with one issue. The Tosh episode froze at one point, but I just hit play on the remote and it started up again. You can play Angry Birds on the big screen. As far as the news shows...it has a lot of the ESPN ones. I was at the gym around 4 and saw PTI was on. The new one was on Roku within 3 hours. I'm not exactly sure how long it takes Hulu to put new episodes on after they air, but I heard the turnaround time is decent. I don't watch much live TV anyways...usually stuff on my DVR. "

Spaceman Spiff said...

beth should get one, assuming she doesnt want a gaming console that has netflix/hulu

EP should get a gaming console

some new TVs come with netflix/hulu etc too

El Padrino said...

more interested in roku for rewatching The Wire, Sopranos and streaming the new amazon service

would probably not do netflix
no point

El Padrino said...

"EP should get a gaming console"

yup getting one, this time for real
getting new tv, new everything
doing living room over

El Padrino said...

icefilms seems like some underground secret shit

Muschamped said...

yup getting one, this time for real
getting new tv, new everything
doing living room over



I bet you get the six pack by July before this happens

El Padrino said...

ok bet

El Padrino said...

probably getting a new couch too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"icefilms seems like some underground secret shit"

it just organizes links and lets you play the vids instead of having to download the vid file first

Muschamped said...

ok bet




Ok what can you freeze?

El Padrino said...

arent the tv's that come with internet trumping devices like roku but?

El Padrino said...

"Ok what can you freeze?"

black and white cookies

El Padrino said...

i need a laptop too

whoa*

Blue said...

internet TVs sound so futuristic

Blue said...

"PUT WIFI IN THAT TV"

Muschamped said...

Sounds like LP is moving out

Beth said...

"more interested in roku for rewatching The Wire, Sopranos and streaming the new amazon service"

Yeah, for me it's to get TV access to the Amazon streaming without having to hookup my laptop to the tv.

Thanks for finding Jug's mini-review spiff.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Starlin Castro Accused Of Sexual Assault

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Patriots have asked for permission to speak with St. Louis offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Stan Van Gundry says Quentin Richardson has something akin to a chemical burn on his foot from trying to self-treat an injured ankle."

smat*

tem said...

"probably getting a new couch too"

make sure it is comfy to sleep on /tp

El Padrino said...

i will

tem said...

Kristen Wiig is "Attainable Hot"

tem said...

she isn't hollywood hot, but she is some form of hot.

El Padrino said...

attainable for who

El Padrino said...

korean idol

they can sing in english but talk to each other in korean?

Blue said...

"Patriots have asked for permission to speak with St. Louis offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels"


ha, full circle

Blue said...

i agree with tem, attainable hot.

Blue said...

like whomever she dates/marries will just be some normal dude, not some super awesome person.

Blue said...

"Steelers running backs coach Kirby Wilson was hospitalized after sustaining burns to his arms and legs in a house fire early Friday morning."


advantage BRONCOS

El Padrino said...

fucking tesus is into arson now

El Padrino said...

whens the last time broncos were in plyaoffs blue

Meiz said...

2006

Meiz said...

I think

Meiz said...

Maybe that was just the last time they won a playoff game

El Padrino said...

shakira shakira

tem said...

"like whomever she dates/marries will just be some normal dude, not some super awesome person."

right. imdb.com has a link to a picture of her ex husband. he is completely normal looking.

El Padrino said...

tem loves cougars

El Padrino said...

lets see married in 2005 to a normal guy then divorces him 2009 at the start of her stardom

id disagree

Blue said...

broncos last playoff appearance was the 2005 season (playoffs were in Jan of 06)

they played the steelers in the AFC championship game.

drafted Cutler that april and all downhill since then

El Padrino said...

damn you have fathered 2 kids since then

tem said...

well you can't attain her because you like the Giants.

but a normal guy who doesn't root for a shit team can attain her.

you don't understand.

Blue said...

he can't attain her because he is marriedd.

she's not into short guys

El Padrino said...

but a normal guy who doesn't root for a shit team

so not you either

El Padrino said...

he can't attain her because he is marriedd.


right i can't attain anyone

tem said...

i'm married too dumbass.

spiff will be married soon so he can't attain her either.

its up to meiz.

Blue said...

and jug

El Padrino said...

i'm married too dumbass.

no, you cant attain her because you root for a shit team(s)

El Padrino said...

cant read whatever text that was

tem said...

it said you are short.

El Padrino said...

tnt mic hot during break, charles is the best

Beth said...

Hey EP, we have a standard bet on the Falcons-Giants game, right?

Beth said...

I'm fine with straight up, keep your 3 points.

El Padrino said...

sure

Blue said...

playoffs should be a whole week

or a nekkid titty picture of beth

Blue said...

tastefully done, of course

tem said...

of course

Spaceman Spiff said...

movie based on epic beard man incident

the fuck

El Padrino said...

is that real

jesus

unrelated trejo is awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt believe it at first either, it's real

El Padrino said...

dat ass

El Padrino said...

dem tits and dat ass LSU style

Spaceman Spiff said...

raiders have a GM!

El Padrino said...

call on me brother when you need a hand

we all need somebody to lean on

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

El Padrino said...

check out this animal on the price is right

bitch said $16 for a can of soup

El Padrino said...

In the first 91 NFL seasons, a quarterback threw for more than 5,000 yards in a season only twice. The two quarterbacks squaring off Saturday night, Detroit's Matthew Stafford and New Orleans' Drew Brees, each did it this season.

El Padrino said...

i'm missing the footyball games sat

whoa

Muschamped said...

Kristen Wiig is "Attainable Hot"




I agree. I was thinking about this whilst watching SNL a few weeks ago. Couldn't figure out what her attractiveness level was

tem said...

"bitch said $16 for a can of soup"


she said she wanted 16 cans of soup.

tem said...

had to buy some shit and stay under $20 or something.

tem said...

bitch had to spend between 20 and 21 dollars.

tried to buy 16 cans of soup...that was $27 she lost.

Muschamped said...

Fucking LP

Muschamped said...

He tries so hard

Muschamped said...

NCAA time

Muschamped said...

Tem you gotta get online sometime so you can kick my as.

tem said...

i'm not good at that game online.

tem said...

i haven't been on xbox in weeks.

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

i need to go home soon as well.

Muschamped said...

Xbox says you were last online 6 days ago

tem said...

yeah, cmtem turned on the x box accidentally... i remember that because she couldn't figure out how to turn it off. it was funny.

tem said...

ok, peas.

Muschamped said...

Wall

Meiz said...

I need to renew my xbox live

Pass the Lysol said...

"Just wanted to throw this out there."


-NO was 13-3 last year, double digit favorites in the first round of the playoffs, and got beat by 7-9 Seattle


I think NO wins, but I think Detroit will keep it close and cover

Meiz said...

GODDAMMIT

Kris Humphries is playing tonight

Meiz said...

Motherfuck

Muschamped said...

Noone cares

Meiz said...

iCare

Lil Brother said...

wall

Muschamped said...

Wall

Muschamped said...

JT is getting married. Sorry mize

Muschamped said...

The Big Lead reports Jim Rome is taking his Jim Rome Is Burning show from ESPN to the new CBS Sports Network.

The website says Rome also will have an expanded -- but as yet undefined -- role at the new network.

Rome had an eight-year run at ESPN, with one break in 2004

Meiz said...

"JT is getting married. Sorry mize"


That motherfucker better start making music again. Also, they'll divorce.

Muschamped said...

goddman navy team seal 6

Muschamped said...

Wall

Muschamped said...

Wall

Muschamped said...

good story

Lil Brother said...

wall

Lil Brother said...

wall

Lil Brother said...

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Lil Brother said...

wall

Muschamped said...

Nice job with golf picks all you fucking faggot pussies

Lil Brother said...

Florida gonna lose to Tenn. playing like shit

Lil Brother said...

wow, Keith is not happy about golf picks

Meiz said...

There's golf picks?

Muschamped said...

Shut your mouth

Muschamped said...

You're a bigger pussy by not joining than by joining and never making picks

Meiz said...

Nice.

Muschamped said...

Texans 19 - Goddman Bengals 14

Muschamped said...

Wall

Meiz said...

Wall

Muschamped said...

Footyball!!!!!

Muschamped said...

Goddamn Marvin with a stupid spot challenge

Muschamped said...

You're 6" from a 1st down. Nice faith in you're offense

Muschamped said...

Your

Muschamped said...

Marvin is the worse* challenger

Muschamped said...

How the fuck did that DE catch that?

Spaceman Spiff said...

showtime channels are free this weekend, if anyone wants to watch the strikeforce fights

Spaceman Spiff said...

prelims on SHO-E, main card on main showtime

Spaceman Spiff said...

saints DBs are comical

Muschamped said...

LIONS

Spaceman Spiff said...

fumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Spaceman Spiff said...

megatron

Spaceman Spiff said...

fumble!!!!!!!!!!!!! by saints again

Spaceman Spiff said...

couple turnovers but lions only up 4 at half

Lil Brother said...

wow, grate spot for the saints

Spaceman Spiff said...

wow, lions had to have that INT, ball thrown right to him

Spaceman Spiff said...

ballgame

Muschamped said...

Need 2 more scores for the over

Lil Brother said...

wall

Lil Brother said...

wall

Lil Brother said...

wall

Lil Brother said...

wall

Muschamped said...

Wall

Muschamped said...

the White People Problems sketch on SNL last night was hilarity

Muschamped said...

You're my girl, Blue!

/Beyonce

Muschamped said...

Steelers gonna roll the Broncos

Lil Brother said...

your face is gonna get rolled

Lil Brother said...

fuck the giants

Spaceman Spiff said...

mstty 'ice' doing it again

Spaceman Spiff said...

2 failed QB sneaks only needing inches now

Spaceman Spiff said...

ballgame

Spaceman Spiff said...

nicks somehow ran through 5 defenders in the area, basically untouched

Meiz said...

"2 failed QB sneaks only needing inches now"


He got it on the 1st one. Shitty spot.

Spaceman Spiff said...

matty ice!

Muschamped said...

Wall

Beth said...

Dammit that was a pathetic beatdown today, congrats EP. No doubt who the MUCH better qb was. (ns) Falcons really showed they have a ways to go to keep up with the good teams, starting with their coaches.

People here are actively rooting for the Falcons offensive coordinator to get the Jax job.

Spaceman Spiff said...

TEBOWSKI!

Spaceman Spiff said...

2 perfect passes, back to back

Spaceman Spiff said...

matty ice still catching no heat beff?

Spaceman Spiff said...

thomas shitting on face me ike

Spaceman Spiff said...

TEBOWSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

roflessburger picked!

Spaceman Spiff said...

personal foul, roughing the tebow

Muschamped said...

Yhanks for giving us Tebow time, Ben

Muschamped said...

Thanks

Muschamped said...

New OT rules time

Muschamped said...

Blue is Tebowing

Lil Brother said...

tesus!

Muschamped said...

Blue's tebowner is blocking the moon

Aitch said...

Wall

Lil Brother said...

this big waste show is dumb

Spaceman Spiff said...

TEBOWSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muschamped said...

Tebow 3:16.

10 completions for 316 yards, 31.6 YPC

Spaceman Spiff said...

10 completions, 10 commandments baby!

Spaceman Spiff said...

deymarius 4 for 204 though, mega-who?

s?

dat stiff arm

Lil Brother said...

wall

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