That shi cray
I think there was a footyball game last night. I didn't watch one, but I heard about it. It wasn't the Super BowlTM, though. Although I really don't care about that game this year. Like I said, the only thing I'll be rooting for is my square. But I'm not spending $100 on a square. That's nonsense, LP.
I ♥ the winter X Games. Shaun White is a fucking beast. Did anyone see his last run of the night last night? He had already wrapped up his 5th consecutive gold and he was the last one to go down the pipe. All he does is goes out and puts up a perfect 100 out of 100 score. He's probably better at the super pipe than anyone else in the world is at anything.
I watched a little golf yesterday. Next week the PGA is gonna be here, which is always a good time when I go. But yesterday was grate. Dude was trying to win his 1st PGA tourney and he's up by 3 shots going to the par-5 18th. He hits his third shot from aout 130 yards,puts too much back spin on it and it rolls off the green into the water. Then he three putts for triple bogey, sending it to a playoff. Then he loses the playoff. It was hilarity. For me. Probably notsomuch for him. He still made more money in 4 days than I've made in my life. So I guess the joke's on me.
We had a bday party for bgas. this weekend. Cmk made a ton of cake pops, cupcakes, and a suite bundt cake. That means I'm gonna be eating suites for the next week or so. Hello 200 lbs, it's been a while.
Did anyone see the Lebron dunk yesterday? I hate that guy, but it was a suite dunk. Not Vince Carter over a 7-footer suite, but suite nonetheless.
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golf and xgame talk
post of the year!
s
there's your TCS champion
He hits his third shot from aout 130 yards,puts too much back spin on it and it rolls off the green into the water. Then he three putts for triple bogey, sending it to a playoff. Then he loses the playoff.
RIVETING
next year we'll get him blue
NEVER MIND I'D FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR
YOUUUUUUUUUUU
raisin walnut bread is bombdiggity
i like the way you work it
no diggity
why no running diarrhea of SAG awards
this black lady keeps winning and making drmatic crying speeches that go on forever
hope she doesnt win oscar now
fuck this lady
"He still made more money in 4 days than I've made in my life"
a nyc panhandler makes more than you
half s, half ns
WADR
"That shi cray"
CMEP HATES when I say that
keef has shaun white chills
pan handlers in columbus make $60K from may to september.
then they fly down to florida and spend the winter down there in some townhomes they own.
$60K tax free is no joke.
"$60K tax free is no joke."
no it's not
but your face is
SNAP
The first lighthouse was three times taller than most of the ones today.
keef has shaun white chills
Maybe
$60K tax free is more than you bring home.
golf and xgame talk
post of the year!
My bad. I should of* axed who was better, Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam
"The first lighthouse was three times taller than most of the ones today."
why?
yosemite sam
a nyc panhandler makes more than you
A lot of people make more than me
CMEP HATES when I say that
Maybe she just hates when you talk
next year we'll get him blue
Negative, ghostrider
there's your TCS champion
There's your TCS 1st loser
fucking big east refs and their missed goaltending calls.
poor bisping. no judge in the US likes him.
poor bisping. no judge in the US likes him.
I don't think he won, but I don't think all 3 judges should have had it 30-27
The Chael foot stomps were grate.
"but I don't think all 3 judges should have had it 30-27"
they didn't did they?
thought just one judge had it 30-27.
the other two were 29-28.
Oh. Maybe I was thinking of the other fight
davis/evans
i don't know how rashad didn't finish davis.
he had him in that crucifix thing twice where he has davis' arms pinned and can just hit him in the face over and over and he didn't TKO or KO him.
Fudd
davis evans was 50-45.
i would have accepted 50-42 for that fight. davis had nothing for evans.
i don't know how rashad didn't finish davis.
Evans sucks. But Davis sucks more. Jones will destroy Evans
Davis lookt* like a scared little boy
yes he did.
i don't think jones willdestroy rashad.
i think rashad will be defensive enough to keep it boring for 5 rounds.
temjinx
I wonder if Davis ever met Sandusky
too soon
Chael Sonnen post fight interview was funny. He's such a douche
cmk axed why joe rogan looks like he's 60 years old
then cmk axed why I watched that garbage. I said "you watch all that Teen Mom/Real Housewifes*/Kardashian garbage". She says yeah, but that stuff is real. I said "UFC is real. It's not like I'm watching WWE". She says "OK. I'd rather you watch this than wrestling". I said apology accepted
he says yeah, but that stuff is real.
suuuuuuuuure its real
Finally sold my aquarium and some chairs I had on Craigslist yesterday.
wwe >> UFC
wwe >> UFC
It's still real to you damnit
i watched the fight sat night
it was boring
two sweaty out of breath black men holding each other slowly trying to kick one another
i'd rather go to the dentist then watch 2 hours of that
than
than
maybe he wants to do both
maybe he wants to do both
touche
"Chael Sonnen post fight interview was funny. He's such a douche"
he is hilarious. cmtem was wondering why i was so excited he won and i tolt* her it is because he is hilarious and tolt* her to watch his post fight interview.
even she was entertained by it.
"Finally sold my aquarium and some chairs I had on Craigslist yesterday."
for your axing price?
he is hilarious
Yeah. He's funny & I like him. But he's a doucher
for your axing price?
$100
I laughed when they announced Sonnen won because Rogan kept saying during the third round that Sonnen needed to KO Bisping to win.
in the second round the main announcer said it was a 5 round fight.
both announcers are idiots sometimes. rogan most of the time.
was $100 near the axing price?
do you put a "no murderers" disclaimer on your craigslist post?
rogan is biased a lot of the time
bisping lost, he got outstruck, and he tried to wall and stall like couture does, except couture doesnt get taken down
was $100 near the axing price?
$125. I wanted $100 so I axed $125
do you put a "no murderers" disclaimer on your craigslist post?
I put "serious inquiries only".
ns
"She says yeah, but that stuff is real. I said "UFC is real. It's not like I'm watching WWE". She says "OK. I'd rather you watch this than wrestling". I said apology accepted"
you should watch WWE since she thinks all that stuff is real
i don't know if he got outstruck.
he got taken down a lot though.
bisping lost, he got outstruck, and he tried to wall and stall like couture does, except couture doesnt get taken down
Yeah Rogan was acting like the wall & stall was awesome
alex morgan
note to self
who is that
she's a soccer player
decent start to the day for a monday.
That picture needs to show more female skin.
"i don't know if he got outstruck."
stats aren't everything in fights but the stats say so
brady
belichick
you should watch WWE since she thinks all that stuff is real
Watching Chael Sonnen is like watching WWE
O:FB
I hate renewing car registration
NY dude here said he went swimming this weekend. Pool temps are probably in the 50s. That's ratarded.
belichick was some sort of assistant here back in the 70's early 80's whatever.
he got the job because of his dad.
I guess everybody thought he was a douche back then, he was only here for a season.
re: belichick
"He enrolled at Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts for a postgraduate year, with the intention of improving his grades and test scores in order to be admitted into a quality college"
there's your genius
was the assistant special teams coach here in 1978
with the intention of improving his grades and test scores in order to be admitted into a quality college
I tried that too. Didn't work.
/TP
FU is the harvard of the south
it's the stansbury of the east
i think it's hilarious when indians try to talk like us
two indians talking to eac other saying things like
how was your weekend?
so mild winter so far
fucking indians
like humans? How dare them
they are so lucky america is a great country
how was your weekend
me smoke'em piece pipe
ah yes..this was the weekend for scalping and sweatouts
FU is the harvard of the south
blue knows
kod will sue you
what the hell are cake pops?
what the hell are cake pops?
Piece of cake rolled up in a ball on a popsicle stick and dipped in icing
wrong indians
i got no quarrel with the navajo's
speaking of cake i normally dont make a big deal out of cake since you know, it's just fucking cake but i had some of that Cake Man Raven red velvet over the weekend
and holy shit
that's all im saying
Cake Man Raven
::nevermore::
::nevermore::
that was all he was saying
it was on food network a few times
im fat
i know all the spots
nice. That's an advantage to being fat
why no running diarrhea of SAG awards
Your face is SAGgy
another advantage to being fat..nobody wants to sit by you on a southwest flight
Like blue flies Southwest
If it's good enough for Elway and Fox...it's good enough for me
LP, today is the last day of the finals. Time to step your game up
lies
maybe it's the KCS
I can't believe LP doesn't like the X games.
It's weird that people who were born after I graduated hike school can legally drive now.
i make killer pulled pork
jus sayin
X games are pretty rad
if keith watched a lot of the xgames he knows who sarah burke is now
"stats aren't everything in fights but the stats say so"
interesting. i would have thought bisping landed more. i am pretty sure he landed more significant punches.
i am old and fat.
i guess i need my gallbladder removed. fucking surgery.
only 10% of the people get chronic diarehha (sp?).
i bet i get that.
my mom had her gallbladder taken out years ago
not sure what a gallbladder does
why it aint working
it breaks down fats, i think
uses bile from liver
ive often wondered wny god made our body the way it is yet we can do without somethings
like why is it there in the first palce if "we can live without it"
like gallbladders and tonsils
In case you were wondering, and I know you are, I need a gas tank for a Tecumseh TC-200 or TC-300 engine. Not the popular one though.
Thanks in advance.
if keith watched a lot of the xgames he knows who sarah burke is now
Was.
"ive often wondered wny god made our body the way it is yet we can do without somethings"
I thought God didn't make mistakes
I thought God didn't make mistakes
He made LP
interesting. i would have thought bisping landed more. i am pretty sure he landed more significant punches.
Sonnen made a comment that during the first round Bisping hit him so hard that he didn't know what day it was
"He made LP"
FACE!
Hey Roland Mizetin, are we making a Reds/Breer's bet?
"I thought God didn't make mistakes"
um, he didn't
our bodies were perfect
we were destined to live forever until Adam fucked up
freaking Adam
yeah, and why is there an appendix if we don't need it
oh yes..the bet EP
i've got the pats, you've got the gints
are we using the line. or just straight up for the beers
We need an appendix to inform us where a writer got their informatino from
informatino is grate
are we using the line. or just straight up for the beers
Changed my mind. If Gints win, send me some bull testes
/LP
"are we using the line. or just straight up for the beers"
straight
beer is what a 12 pack?
buyers choice
to be shipped within a reasonable time not like 8 years like aitch
look up colorado shipping laws and i'll look up ny think it's cool even if it isn't there is a way around it but still
to be shipped within a reasonable time not like 8 years like aitch or myself
*fized
why are we doing this again?
you love josh mcdaniels what?
Blue is a Belichik fan from his days as a Broncos asst coach
to be shipped within a reasonable time not like 8 years like aitch or myself
*fized
stop it, you got your goods im a still waiting for mine
stop it, you got your goods im a still waiting for mine
I did get them. Not in a reasonable amount of time, though
yeah well arizona sucks and the product we bet on was stupid (especially because of the limit of the bet)
if the bet was higher you would have had a basket of fresh kielbasa within days
stop crying
eat your yogurt and scratch your ovaries
aitch could have driven the beer here, less than 5 hours
fucking homo
if the bet was higher you would have had a basket of fresh kielbasa within days
That makes zero sense
eat your yogurt and scratch your ovaries
Already ate the yogurt
my ovaries are fine
I agree about H, though. He's the biggest weasel of all weasels
Mills tweeted "that H is such a goddman weasel"
That makes zero sense
if the bet was higher ($$$) i could have ordered it from a local place that ships across the USA (United States of America)
min orders were $50 and they use dry ice (non melting ice)
dry ice (non melting ice)
Thank you (thanks to you from me)
if the bet was higher ($$$) i could have ordered it from a local place that ships across the USA (United States of America)
You still would have had to pay shipping
unless you're saying you would have paid for the same amount of food and used the rest of the budget for shipping.
"like why is it there in the first palce if "we can live without it""
that's my argument with cmtem. i don't see why "Take it out" is the 1 and only option.
that's my argument with cmtem. i don't see why "Take it out" is the 1 and only option.
If you take it out, then you don't have to worry about it breaking down again
"Sonnen made a comment that during the first round Bisping hit him so hard that he didn't know what day it was"
if this came from anyone other than sonnen i'd believe it. but you just can't believe a word that guy says. he just says such outrageous shit and does outrageous shit that you never know if he is being serious or not.
i might need it later
The exact quote was
“Michael Bisping hit me so hard in the first round that I didn’t even know what day it was,” Sonnen said. “I remember looking at him and thinking, ‘you have no idea how bad you hurt me or else you’d step in and do something about it.’”
cmtem also is mad because i told her i am sick because of the microwave.
she moved in and uses the microwave all the time. now i have to get my gallbladder removed.
those are facts. they are 100% correlated.
i might need it later
Just have the doctor give it to you so that you can put it over there on the dresser
i will 100% ask to keep it.
but apparently to get it out they chop it up inside you and remove it in tiny pieces.
because they only do a small incision. so it needs cut up so it can come out the small hole.
i might need it later
freeze that shit
should i use dry (non melting) ice?
freeze it and then mail it across the country in 115° weather
"freeze it and then mail it across the country in 115° weather"
i wrote fragile
birdman has 5 milly on the pats?
damn son
that's birdman (the rapper)
man, that's dumb
put that money to good use
like hoochies & blow
im going to have a beer
no
/cmblue
cmblue doesn't control him.
fmjug does.
"i am pretty sure he landed more significant punches."
significant strikes
sonnen 40
bisping 30
cmblue controls everything
forgot condit/diaz was this weekend, suite
yeah, a 12 pack is cool with me.
i don't give a shit about shipping laws.
I'll put a bunch of bubblewrap around it. Throw it in a box...and voila, it'll be there.
make sure LP knows how much it's going to cost to send a 12 pack of bier
i like how Lp worries about state shipping laws, but not tax laws
and voila, it'll be there.
shipping is not that easy, there is a lot that happens behind the scenes!
/mize (newman)
i like how Lp worries about state shipping laws, but not tax laws
Or driver's license renewal laws
yeah i guess, flat rate box
tons of bubble wrap
the large box is $14.95 I think
or 19.95
but if it fits, it ships!
when i google mapped how to get to Hawaii from my office, the suggested route involved 2k miles of kayaking (but it would only take 2 weeks)
google thinks i'm a fast kayaker
or maybe a slow kayaker
not sure how fast you can kayak
but if it fits, it ships!
I have a similar policy
/beth
or maybe a slow kayaker
not sure how fast you can kayak
Depends on how many hours a day Google thinks you can paddle
being able to kayak 2000 miles doesn't mean your fit
/LP
I wonder if people could do that?
like have a boat follow them just in case of something crazy, but try and kayak from seattle to hawaii.
or from Alaska to Hawaii would be even cooler
I bet someone has done something like that
Like that one person that swam the Amazon river. They had boats and shit go with them
forrest gump ran across the US
jack la lanne did it
chuck norris kayaked to hawaii
instead of paddles he used his fists
tebow could do it
wahlberg would have blown up hawaii if he was japanese
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