Monday, January 30, 2012

Ninjas in Paris

That shi cray

I think there was a footyball game last night. I didn't watch one, but I heard about it. It wasn't the Super BowlTM, though. Although I really don't care about that game this year. Like I said, the only thing I'll be rooting for is my square. But I'm not spending $100 on a square. That's nonsense, LP.

I ♥ the winter X Games. Shaun White is a fucking beast. Did anyone see his last run of the night last night? He had already wrapped up his 5th consecutive gold and he was the last one to go down the pipe. All he does is goes out and puts up a perfect 100 out of 100 score. He's probably better at the super pipe than anyone else in the world is at anything.

I watched a little golf yesterday. Next week the PGA is gonna be here, which is always a good time when I go. But yesterday was grate. Dude was trying to win his 1st PGA tourney and he's up by 3 shots going to the par-5 18th. He hits his third shot from aout 130 yards,puts too much back spin on it and it rolls off the green into the water. Then he three putts for triple bogey, sending it to a playoff. Then he loses the playoff. It was hilarity. For me. Probably notsomuch for him. He still made more money in 4 days than I've made in my life. So I guess the joke's on me.

We had a bday party for bgas. this weekend. Cmk made a ton of cake pops, cupcakes, and a suite bundt cake. That means I'm gonna be eating suites for the next week or so. Hello 200 lbs, it's been a while.

Did anyone see the Lebron dunk yesterday? I hate that guy, but it was a suite dunk. Not Vince Carter over a 7-footer suite, but suite nonetheless.

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Blue said...

your face is 200lbs

El Padrino said...

golf and xgame talk



post of the year!

s

Blue said...

there's your TCS champion

El Padrino said...

He hits his third shot from aout 130 yards,puts too much back spin on it and it rolls off the green into the water. Then he three putts for triple bogey, sending it to a playoff. Then he loses the playoff.


RIVETING

El Padrino said...

next year we'll get him blue

El Padrino said...

NEVER MIND I'D FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR
YOUUUUUUUUUUU

El Padrino said...

raisin walnut bread is bombdiggity

El Padrino said...

i like the way you work it

no diggity

El Padrino said...

why no running diarrhea of SAG awards

El Padrino said...

this black lady keeps winning and making drmatic crying speeches that go on forever

hope she doesnt win oscar now

El Padrino said...

fuck this lady

El Padrino said...

"He still made more money in 4 days than I've made in my life"

a nyc panhandler makes more than you

half s, half ns

WADR

El Padrino said...

"That shi cray"


CMEP HATES when I say that

tem said...

keef has shaun white chills

tem said...

pan handlers in columbus make $60K from may to september.

then they fly down to florida and spend the winter down there in some townhomes they own.

$60K tax free is no joke.

El Padrino said...

"$60K tax free is no joke."


no it's not

but your face is

El Padrino said...

SNAP

Keef said...

The first lighthouse was three times taller than most of the ones today.

Keef said...

keef has shaun white chills


Maybe

tem said...

$60K tax free is more than you bring home.

Keef said...

golf and xgame talk



post of the year!




My bad. I should of* axed who was better, Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam

tem said...

"The first lighthouse was three times taller than most of the ones today."

why?

tem said...

yosemite sam

Keef said...

a nyc panhandler makes more than you




A lot of people make more than me

Keef said...

CMEP HATES when I say that



Maybe she just hates when you talk

Keef said...

next year we'll get him blue



Negative, ghostrider

Keef said...

there's your TCS champion



There's your TCS 1st loser

tem said...

fucking big east refs and their missed goaltending calls.

tem said...

poor bisping. no judge in the US likes him.

Keef said...

poor bisping. no judge in the US likes him.



I don't think he won, but I don't think all 3 judges should have had it 30-27

Keef said...

The Chael foot stomps were grate.

tem said...

"but I don't think all 3 judges should have had it 30-27"

they didn't did they?

tem said...

thought just one judge had it 30-27.

the other two were 29-28.

Keef said...

Oh. Maybe I was thinking of the other fight

Keef said...

davis/evans

tem said...

i don't know how rashad didn't finish davis.

he had him in that crucifix thing twice where he has davis' arms pinned and can just hit him in the face over and over and he didn't TKO or KO him.

El Padrino said...

Fudd

tem said...

davis evans was 50-45.

i would have accepted 50-42 for that fight. davis had nothing for evans.

Keef said...

i don't know how rashad didn't finish davis.



Evans sucks. But Davis sucks more. Jones will destroy Evans

Keef said...

Davis lookt* like a scared little boy

tem said...

yes he did.

tem said...

i don't think jones willdestroy rashad.

i think rashad will be defensive enough to keep it boring for 5 rounds.

tem said...

temjinx

Keef said...

I wonder if Davis ever met Sandusky

tem said...

too soon

Keef said...

Chael Sonnen post fight interview was funny. He's such a douche

Keef said...

cmk axed why joe rogan looks like he's 60 years old

Keef said...

then cmk axed why I watched that garbage. I said "you watch all that Teen Mom/Real Housewifes*/Kardashian garbage". She says yeah, but that stuff is real. I said "UFC is real. It's not like I'm watching WWE". She says "OK. I'd rather you watch this than wrestling". I said apology accepted

Jugdish said...

he says yeah, but that stuff is real.




suuuuuuuuure its real

Keef said...

Finally sold my aquarium and some chairs I had on Craigslist yesterday.

El Padrino said...

wwe >> UFC

Keef said...

wwe >> UFC



It's still real to you damnit

El Padrino said...

i watched the fight sat night

it was boring

two sweaty out of breath black men holding each other slowly trying to kick one another

i'd rather go to the dentist then watch 2 hours of that

Keef said...

than

Jugdish said...

than


maybe he wants to do both

Keef said...

maybe he wants to do both



touche

tem said...

"Chael Sonnen post fight interview was funny. He's such a douche"

he is hilarious. cmtem was wondering why i was so excited he won and i tolt* her it is because he is hilarious and tolt* her to watch his post fight interview.

even she was entertained by it.

tem said...

"Finally sold my aquarium and some chairs I had on Craigslist yesterday."

for your axing price?

Keef said...

he is hilarious


Yeah. He's funny & I like him. But he's a doucher

Keef said...

for your axing price?


$100

Keef said...

I laughed when they announced Sonnen won because Rogan kept saying during the third round that Sonnen needed to KO Bisping to win.

tem said...

in the second round the main announcer said it was a 5 round fight.

both announcers are idiots sometimes. rogan most of the time.

tem said...

was $100 near the axing price?

El Padrino said...

do you put a "no murderers" disclaimer on your craigslist post?

Spaceman Spiff said...

rogan is biased a lot of the time

Spaceman Spiff said...

bisping lost, he got outstruck, and he tried to wall and stall like couture does, except couture doesnt get taken down

Keef said...

was $100 near the axing price?



$125. I wanted $100 so I axed $125

Keef said...

do you put a "no murderers" disclaimer on your craigslist post?


I put "serious inquiries only".

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

"She says yeah, but that stuff is real. I said "UFC is real. It's not like I'm watching WWE". She says "OK. I'd rather you watch this than wrestling". I said apology accepted"

you should watch WWE since she thinks all that stuff is real

tem said...

i don't know if he got outstruck.

he got taken down a lot though.

Keef said...

bisping lost, he got outstruck, and he tried to wall and stall like couture does, except couture doesnt get taken down




Yeah Rogan was acting like the wall & stall was awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

alex morgan

Keef said...

note to self

El Padrino said...

who is that

Keef said...

she's a soccer player

tem said...

decent start to the day for a monday.

tem said...

That picture needs to show more female skin.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i don't know if he got outstruck."

stats aren't everything in fights but the stats say so

Spaceman Spiff said...

brady

belichick

Keef said...

you should watch WWE since she thinks all that stuff is real



Watching Chael Sonnen is like watching WWE

Spaceman Spiff said...

O:FB

Keef said...

I hate renewing car registration

Keef said...

NY dude here said he went swimming this weekend. Pool temps are probably in the 50s. That's ratarded.

Blue said...

belichick was some sort of assistant here back in the 70's early 80's whatever.

he got the job because of his dad.

I guess everybody thought he was a douche back then, he was only here for a season.

Blue said...

re: belichick

"He enrolled at Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts for a postgraduate year, with the intention of improving his grades and test scores in order to be admitted into a quality college"

there's your genius

Blue said...

was the assistant special teams coach here in 1978

Keef said...

with the intention of improving his grades and test scores in order to be admitted into a quality college



I tried that too. Didn't work.

/TP

Blue said...

FU is the harvard of the south

Blue said...

it's the stansbury of the east

El Padrino said...

i think it's hilarious when indians try to talk like us

two indians talking to eac other saying things like

how was your weekend?

so mild winter so far



fucking indians

Keef said...

like humans? How dare them

El Padrino said...

they are so lucky america is a great country

Blue said...

how was your weekend

me smoke'em piece pipe

ah yes..this was the weekend for scalping and sweatouts

ToddPacker said...

FU is the harvard of the south


blue knows

Blue said...

kod will sue you

ToddPacker said...

what the hell are cake pops?

Keef said...

what the hell are cake pops?



Piece of cake rolled up in a ball on a popsicle stick and dipped in icing

El Padrino said...

wrong indians

El Padrino said...

i got no quarrel with the navajo's

El Padrino said...

speaking of cake i normally dont make a big deal out of cake since you know, it's just fucking cake but i had some of that Cake Man Raven red velvet over the weekend

and holy shit

that's all im saying

Keef said...

Cake Man Raven


::nevermore::

Blue said...

::nevermore::

that was all he was saying

El Padrino said...

it was on food network a few times

El Padrino said...

im fat

i know all the spots

Keef said...

nice. That's an advantage to being fat

Keef said...

why no running diarrhea of SAG awards



Your face is SAGgy

Blue said...

another advantage to being fat..nobody wants to sit by you on a southwest flight

Keef said...

Like blue flies Southwest

Blue said...

If it's good enough for Elway and Fox...it's good enough for me

Keef said...

LP, today is the last day of the finals. Time to step your game up

El Padrino said...

lies

Blue said...

maybe it's the KCS

Keef said...

I can't believe LP doesn't like the X games.

Keef said...

It's weird that people who were born after I graduated hike school can legally drive now.

El Padrino said...

i make killer pulled pork

jus sayin

Blue said...

X games are pretty rad

Blue said...

if keith watched a lot of the xgames he knows who sarah burke is now

tem said...

"stats aren't everything in fights but the stats say so"

interesting. i would have thought bisping landed more. i am pretty sure he landed more significant punches.

tem said...

i am old and fat.

i guess i need my gallbladder removed. fucking surgery.

tem said...

only 10% of the people get chronic diarehha (sp?).

i bet i get that.

Blue said...

my mom had her gallbladder taken out years ago

not sure what a gallbladder does

El Padrino said...

why it aint working

El Padrino said...

it breaks down fats, i think

uses bile from liver

El Padrino said...

ive often wondered wny god made our body the way it is yet we can do without somethings

like why is it there in the first palce if "we can live without it"

like gallbladders and tonsils

Meiz said...

In case you were wondering, and I know you are, I need a gas tank for a Tecumseh TC-200 or TC-300 engine. Not the popular one though.

Thanks in advance.

Keef said...

if keith watched a lot of the xgames he knows who sarah burke is now



Was.

Meiz said...

"ive often wondered wny god made our body the way it is yet we can do without somethings"


I thought God didn't make mistakes

Keef said...

I thought God didn't make mistakes


He made LP

Keef said...

interesting. i would have thought bisping landed more. i am pretty sure he landed more significant punches.



Sonnen made a comment that during the first round Bisping hit him so hard that he didn't know what day it was

Meiz said...

"He made LP"


FACE!

Keef said...

Hey Roland Mizetin, are we making a Reds/Breer's bet?

El Padrino said...

"I thought God didn't make mistakes"

um, he didn't

our bodies were perfect
we were destined to live forever until Adam fucked up

Keef said...

freaking Adam

Blue said...

yeah, and why is there an appendix if we don't need it

Blue said...

oh yes..the bet EP


i've got the pats, you've got the gints

are we using the line. or just straight up for the beers

Keef said...

We need an appendix to inform us where a writer got their informatino from

Keef said...

informatino is grate

Keef said...

are we using the line. or just straight up for the beers


Changed my mind. If Gints win, send me some bull testes

/LP

El Padrino said...

"are we using the line. or just straight up for the beers"

straight

beer is what a 12 pack?

buyers choice

to be shipped within a reasonable time not like 8 years like aitch

look up colorado shipping laws and i'll look up ny think it's cool even if it isn't there is a way around it but still

Keef said...

to be shipped within a reasonable time not like 8 years like aitch or myself


*fized

El Padrino said...

why are we doing this again?

you love josh mcdaniels what?

Keef said...

Blue is a Belichik fan from his days as a Broncos asst coach

El Padrino said...

to be shipped within a reasonable time not like 8 years like aitch or myself


*fized

stop it, you got your goods im a still waiting for mine

Keef said...

stop it, you got your goods im a still waiting for mine



I did get them. Not in a reasonable amount of time, though

El Padrino said...

yeah well arizona sucks and the product we bet on was stupid (especially because of the limit of the bet)

if the bet was higher you would have had a basket of fresh kielbasa within days

El Padrino said...

stop crying

eat your yogurt and scratch your ovaries

El Padrino said...

aitch could have driven the beer here, less than 5 hours

fucking homo

Keef said...

if the bet was higher you would have had a basket of fresh kielbasa within days



That makes zero sense

Keef said...

eat your yogurt and scratch your ovaries



Already ate the yogurt

Keef said...

my ovaries are fine

Keef said...

I agree about H, though. He's the biggest weasel of all weasels

Keef said...

Mills tweeted "that H is such a goddman weasel"

El Padrino said...

That makes zero sense

if the bet was higher ($$$) i could have ordered it from a local place that ships across the USA (United States of America)

min orders were $50 and they use dry ice (non melting ice)

Keef said...

dry ice (non melting ice)



Thank you (thanks to you from me)

Keef said...

if the bet was higher ($$$) i could have ordered it from a local place that ships across the USA (United States of America)



You still would have had to pay shipping

Keef said...

unless you're saying you would have paid for the same amount of food and used the rest of the budget for shipping.

tem said...

"like why is it there in the first palce if "we can live without it""


that's my argument with cmtem. i don't see why "Take it out" is the 1 and only option.

Keef said...

that's my argument with cmtem. i don't see why "Take it out" is the 1 and only option.



If you take it out, then you don't have to worry about it breaking down again

tem said...

"Sonnen made a comment that during the first round Bisping hit him so hard that he didn't know what day it was"

if this came from anyone other than sonnen i'd believe it. but you just can't believe a word that guy says. he just says such outrageous shit and does outrageous shit that you never know if he is being serious or not.

tem said...

i might need it later

Keef said...

The exact quote was
“Michael Bisping hit me so hard in the first round that I didn’t even know what day it was,” Sonnen said. “I remember looking at him and thinking, ‘you have no idea how bad you hurt me or else you’d step in and do something about it.’”

tem said...

cmtem also is mad because i told her i am sick because of the microwave.

she moved in and uses the microwave all the time. now i have to get my gallbladder removed.

those are facts. they are 100% correlated.

Keef said...

i might need it later



Just have the doctor give it to you so that you can put it over there on the dresser

tem said...

i will 100% ask to keep it.


but apparently to get it out they chop it up inside you and remove it in tiny pieces.

because they only do a small incision. so it needs cut up so it can come out the small hole.

El Padrino said...

i might need it later


freeze that shit

tem said...

should i use dry (non melting) ice?

Keef said...

freeze it and then mail it across the country in 115° weather

El Padrino said...

"freeze it and then mail it across the country in 115° weather"

i wrote fragile

El Padrino said...

birdman has 5 milly on the pats?

damn son

El Padrino said...

that's birdman (the rapper)

Keef said...

man, that's dumb

Keef said...

put that money to good use

Keef said...

like hoochies & blow

Jugdish said...

im going to have a beer

El Padrino said...

no

/cmblue

tem said...

cmblue doesn't control him.

fmjug does.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i am pretty sure he landed more significant punches."

significant strikes
sonnen 40
bisping 30

El Padrino said...

cmblue controls everything

Spaceman Spiff said...

forgot condit/diaz was this weekend, suite

Blue said...

yeah, a 12 pack is cool with me.

Blue said...

i don't give a shit about shipping laws.

I'll put a bunch of bubblewrap around it. Throw it in a box...and voila, it'll be there.

Keef said...

make sure LP knows how much it's going to cost to send a 12 pack of bier

Jugdish said...

i like how Lp worries about state shipping laws, but not tax laws

Jugdish said...

and voila, it'll be there.



shipping is not that easy, there is a lot that happens behind the scenes!

/mize (newman)

Keef said...

i like how Lp worries about state shipping laws, but not tax laws



Or driver's license renewal laws

El Padrino said...

yeah i guess, flat rate box

tons of bubble wrap

the large box is $14.95 I think
or 19.95

but if it fits, it ships!

Blue said...

when i google mapped how to get to Hawaii from my office, the suggested route involved 2k miles of kayaking (but it would only take 2 weeks)

Blue said...

google thinks i'm a fast kayaker

Blue said...

or maybe a slow kayaker

not sure how fast you can kayak

Keef said...

but if it fits, it ships!



I have a similar policy

/beth

Keef said...

or maybe a slow kayaker

not sure how fast you can kayak




Depends on how many hours a day Google thinks you can paddle

Keef said...

being able to kayak 2000 miles doesn't mean your fit

/LP

Blue said...

I wonder if people could do that?

like have a boat follow them just in case of something crazy, but try and kayak from seattle to hawaii.

or from Alaska to Hawaii would be even cooler

Keef said...

I bet someone has done something like that

Keef said...

Like that one person that swam the Amazon river. They had boats and shit go with them

Blue said...

forrest gump ran across the US

El Padrino said...

jack la lanne did it

El Padrino said...

chuck norris kayaked to hawaii

instead of paddles he used his fists

Blue said...

tebow could do it

Blue said...

wahlberg would have blown up hawaii if he was japanese

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