Friday, January 27, 2012

Rain makes people run late.

But why? Why is rain so disrupting? It's just water. People are nuts in the rain. They speedwalk speedier, all manners go out the window it's like a free for all to get to work. It's insane. I hate people. Generally speaking.

Bugs Bunny vs Donald Duck
WHO YA GOT!

Hype week next week.

Did you see the contract the Tigers gave Prince?
s

But seriously Miggy at third is HILARITY.

I got jungle fever. And the only prescription is some purple pussy.

Wow.

Anyone like this band called Rise Against?

My son has been alive a little over 13 months and not only has he never slept the whole night but he wakes up, on average, 4-8 times a night. What a pain in the ass.

Fuck you keef.

Can we do the summit like in May? October is busy.

Take the NFC and the over.

Pierce.

138 comments:

tem said...

Bugs Bunny vs Donald Duck


you serious? is this even a contest? Bugs by a landslide.

El Padrino said...

BE CAREFUL, THE BEAK IS HARD AND WIDE

El Padrino said...

lmc

tem said...

tem honeymoon is early may.

got a wedding to go to end of may.

probably could dig up a free weekend.

El Padrino said...

that sounds busier than me

may is boring

El Padrino said...

SHOCK: 'FEAR FACTOR' Donkey Semen Makes NBC Question Taste...


wft

El Padrino said...

Marijuana Mouth Spray To Hit Shelves...


kod

El Padrino said...

Dustin Richardson, a former Boston Red Sox reliever, was suspended this week for 50 games after a random drug test came up positive for performance-enhancing drugs.

tem said...

who?

tem said...

nerve* heard of him

Keef said...

Bugs Bunny fo sho

Keef said...

My son has been alive a little over 13 months and not only has he never slept the whole night but he wakes up, on average, 4-8 times a night. What a pain in the ass.





hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

you stopping at one kid?

El Padrino said...

phil jackson rumors cannot be denied

Keef said...

No

Keef said...

Not stopping at one but not gonna go with #2 until I don't need 2 yobs

Keef said...

insert "you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway"

tem said...

once you have 2 you'll want 2 yobs.

Keef said...

nah

Keef said...

I don't erve* want 2 yobs again

Keef said...

The world’s population grows by about a billion people every 12 years.

Aitch said...

H is a fan of Rise Against. Is EP?

Blue said...

about the time you have #2, you'll have to go back the second job

Pass the Lysol said...

"Marijuana Mouth Spray To Hit Shelves..."


oooh, combining tincture time with Binaca, I approve

ToddPacker said...

bugs, no contest

ToddPacker said...

may is not good for me... NY trip may 17-20

Keef said...

about the time you have #2, you'll have to go back the second job



Probably

Keef said...

It's a vicious cycle

Blue said...

May is a horrible month.

Keef said...

May is a grate month

Keef said...

Star Wars day is in Maay

Keef said...

May

Blue said...

there is cinco de mayo

Keef said...

Memorial Day

tem said...

"once you have 2 you'll want 2 yobs"


i guess i was mixing want and need there.

you'll want 2 jobs because you'll need the money.

tem said...

may 5th = honeymoon

memorial day = wedding

tem said...

may 12th = honeymoon too.


may is not too good for tem i guess.

El Padrino said...

H is a fan of Rise Against. Is EP?

yes

El Padrino said...

ok screw may

Keef said...

There probably won't be a month that works for every person

tem said...

febtober

Keef said...

I can't do February thru September

Keef said...

I can't do January thru December

/LP

El Padrino said...

keef rules out more than half the year

nice work

Tyler said...

There's summit talk? What's the talk?

Keef said...

keef rules out more than half the year


It was a joke. Your* so dumb sometimes

Keef said...

There's summit talk? What's the talk?



August 17th in Vegas

Blue said...

august sucks

Keef said...

damn

Keef said...

If not Vegas, then definitely New Orleans

El Padrino said...

and when i dont put an "s" i get scraped

Keef said...

It's capped, not scraped

/H

Tyler said...

Ok. Everyone's aware that the average high for Vegas in August is 103°, right?

Tyler said...

I'm just concerned that Mize is going to have to wear only a speedo the entire time because he is not going to be used to the heat.

El Padrino said...

vegas is not an option keef is busting balls

Tyler said...

Summit 4.0 or 5.0 should be Vegas and y'all should start saving now.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Tyler said...

"I know it's 2012 bro" should have been at the beginning of my last comment.

Tyler said...

Ok, I guess I'll check back in a week and see if there's any new plans.

Jugdish said...

how about october or early november?

El Padrino said...

it's january bro

tem said...

first

Pass the Lysol said...

"memorial day = wedding"





sdkod2 is getting married that weekend asswell

Pass the Lysol said...

"May is a grate month"


says the guy whose birthday is in May



but...so is mine, and I agree with you

Pass the Lysol said...

Taste of Northern Minnesota is held annually in mid-January, so don't take Bemidji off the table quite yet




s

Pass the Lysol said...

"The Minnesota Department of Transportation is advising extreme caution for those traveling in northwest Minnesota due to blowing snow and reduced visibility.

MnDOT snow plow opera-tors are are working, according to a press release, but MnDOT also is asking motorists to drive carefully and prepare for hazardous driving conditions."


good to know the opera-tors are out working


on a side note, I tried to race a snowplow from the highway entrance ramp earlier this week; I lost, and what happened next was frightening. Not my finest hour

Jugdish said...

details?

El Padrino said...

you shit yourself?

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

ther opera-tor and him got in a fight

Pass the Lysol said...

"details?"


-well, I would have beat him to the spot, except the entrance ramp was pure ice. I wanted to beat him because getting stuck behind a highway plow on a snowy day is the worse. It was a split second decision I immediately realized I fucked up on, and it was going to be bad.


-I was right, just as I hit the highway, I got about 1-1.5 feet of snow instantly dumped on my vehicle. Too much for the wiper blades to do anything about it; literally was driving down the highway with 0 visibility outside the car.

-so, I pulled over to what I thought might be the shoulder. The problem is right off the shoulder is about a 50 feet drop (no rail or other protection), so if I went too far, my car would plummet. I of course erred on the side of parking on the highway.

-rolled the window down, poked my head out....almost got decapitated on that move, but was able to see that I had parked right in the middle of the highway and nowhere near the shoulder.

-so then, I shimmied my way half out of the car (standing near the petals with my body angled halfway outside the car); jumped up, did a quasi rotating pull-up, everything looked ok, but no-way to tell with absolute certainty. Definitely couldn't stay where I was at though, so I held my breath, said a quick prayer, and jumped back into the seat and gunned it pulling hard right.


Jumped out of the car, onto my hood and started clearing snow off as fast as possible. Luckily my second guess was right and I was parked on the shoulder. I'm sure it was pretty funny to those driving by

tem said...

your first mistake was living in minnesota.

Blue said...

yes, much like those acura commercials say

Pass the Lysol said...

"yes, much like those acura commercials say"


pppfffht, Baudette? Shit, Bemidji's colder than Baudette, they just go there because it's north.

If they wanted the coldest, they should go to Embarass Minnesota, coldest average temps in the lower 48

El Padrino said...

video please

Keef said...

Ok. Everyone's aware that the average high for Vegas in August is 103°, right?



Gully Tyler

Pass the Lysol said...

"your first mistake was living in minnesota"


probably not my first....but point taken; it can be kind of challenging at times from Dec-March

Keef said...

vegas is not an option keef is busting balls



Saying it's not an option is not an option

NS

Keef said...

says the guy whose birthday is in May



Yeah there was a correlation

Keef said...

I wanted to beat him because getting stuck behind a highway plow on a snowy day is the worse.



Yeah, that is much worst* than what actually happend.

Keef said...

NYC new guy who sits next to me also hates Subway.

NS

Keef said...

And I axed if he was a Mess fan and he said the only people that go to Mess games are people that can't afford going go Yankee games.

Keef said...

go = to

tem said...

HA

El Padrino said...

NYC new guy who sits next to me also hates Subway.

NS

nyc guy knows

Keef said...

Dude reminds me of LP, though.

El Padrino said...

met fans are fans whose fathers and grandfathers were brooklyn dodger fans

we was raised that way

El Padrino said...

"Dude reminds me of LP, though."

probably not a good thing

El Padrino said...

what's nyc guy doing in butthole arizona?

Keef said...

The best is that he's about my build and he walks with his arms out like he's the Hulkster

Keef said...

probably not a good thing


Nah, your* good peeps

Keef said...

what's nyc guy doing in butthole arizona?


It's Scottsdizzle

El Padrino said...

well what's he dong* in scottsdizzle my wizzle

Keef said...

I don't know. I guess NY suckt* too much

El Padrino said...

im tired i think im gonna leave soon

Keef said...

See you this weekend


(S)

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bucks center Andrew Bogut will likely be out the remainder of the season"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Browns have hired Brad Childress as their offensive coordinator"

damn, they gonna get RGIII

Pass the Lysol said...

"damn, they gonna get RGIII"


Ha! I was thinking they were going to trade w/ Seattle for T-Jack

Keef said...

T-Jack is a programmatic non-fit

tem said...

black people don't like cleveland. it is too cold.

they need a white QB.

Keef said...

They have a white QB

Keef said...

Having bgas.' bday party tomorrow.

Keef said...

turd

tem said...

Then they are set

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Good elimination on TC

ToddPacker said...

fat chick would of* been a better choice

ToddPacker said...

nice TC dvr timing

Keef said...

I thought it was going to be Ed

Keef said...

Free hbo this weekend. Nice

ToddPacker said...

not if you already pay for hbo

ToddPacker said...

yeah, I thought Ed was a goner

ToddPacker said...

son of a bitch, I'm not happy with my tax situation

ToddPacker said...

kod's snow plow story makes me glad I never have to deal with snow

Aitch said...

My only question is why Kod jumped on the hood?

Aitch said...

Or just opened the door and stepped out as opposed to vlimbing out the window?

Pass the Lysol said...

"My only question is why Kod jumped on the hood?"


I jumped on the hood because there was so much snow on my vehicle, it was the only way I could clear it off. If there was less snow, I had longer arms or a smaller car that might not have been necessary

I now have a broom in my car, so won't be a necessity going forward

"Or just opened the door and stepped out as opposed to vlimbing out the window?"

I never climbed out the window completely; once I hit the shoulder I opened the door and walked out.

I half crawled out the window when I was parked on the highway; I did this because cars were zooming past me on icy roads and it was the only way I could see where I was and whether I could possibly make it over to the shoulder w/out smashing into anyone (again, due to the foot + of snow completely covering my vehicle).

Keef said...

kod driving through the neighborhood

Pass the Lysol said...

Ha! Looked like a cross between curling and pinball

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Hope Rashad gets destroyed tonight

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Chael Sonnen is such a clown

Keef said...

Phil Davis was sloppy

ToddPacker said...

your face is sloppy

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

TOSU/UM game is good

ToddPacker said...

big 10 sucks

Keef said...

Shaun White half pipe right meow

Keef said...

PGA dude trying to win his first tourney and hits in the water at the 18th green

Keef said...

Dude makes a snowman on 18. Gonna have a playoff

Meiz said...

I thought we were doing Vegas or Nashville this year.

?

Keef said...

H has no idea how much restraint it took to not comment on his FB status

Meiz said...

Good god.

ToddPacker said...

"H has no idea how much restraint it took to not comment on his FB status"

woeville?

Jugdish said...

Nashville works for me

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