It is windy here and tomorrow is post 1500. I don't think those two are related. But what if they are?
TCS finals start this week. El Pad, Keith, Meiz and Blue made it. Rules are much simpler this time. If your comment entertains me it is worth points, otherwise it is not. Well placed walls entertain me. Dem tits entertain me. Dat asses entertain me. But you only get 1 dem dit and dat ass per day. We don't want 100s of dem tits links. People will get confused as to what this blog is about. By the way, TCS seems to be set up to reward mass commenting again. No penalty for spam. Entertaining spam can score points.
I bought new headphones but can't get the goddman plastic case open. I need fingernails. I just cut them yesterday, so i gotta wait until they grow. Or use a pair of scissors.
Family Guy was about Brian dating a blind chick. I LOLed a lot. I like Family Guy. Liking Family Guy is worth 10 TCS points.
My NFL predictions were pretty spot on last week so let's go again. San Fran rolls the Giants, Patriots roll the Ravens.
Anyone else think they have super powers but they just can't figure out how to unlock them?
I heard me some Mr. Wendel in a bar yesterday. Forgot about those Arrested Development guys. They were cool. I've never watched their show. I guess it is going to be a movie now and coming back after it gets cancelled. You just can't keep Mr. Wendel down.
Mr Jones from that other song by some other band is the guy's penis.
Telling tOSU people that Aaron Craft got Bruce Pearl fired always results in blank stares.
I should go to work.
Soccer goalie scores on himself
5 hours ago

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I love Family guy
Fuck FG. I don't need no stinkin cheap points
you need a more expensive face
maybe you shouldn't have cheaped on the nose job
keith, are you more like Flo, or the bald farmer's guy
we know you're no Pedro Cerrano
-because he has no marbles
mr wendall was the bomb
and tennessee
tennessee
tennessee
go head mr. wendel
meiz hates it when white people talk about his music, they don't know about good music
yeah he gets like defensive with it i think he finds offense to people who pretend they know it
let me get this out of the way
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cool diary keef, i just caught up
nicole kidman is gross
(that doesnt mean i wouldnt do sex with her obviously)
but i agree with keef here
my phone broked* nye and ive been using a turn of the century blackberry that i cant update the contacts with my sim card from the broken phone
414 area code, that Andy?
maybe you should get an iphone
it will blow your mind
fuck apple
"maybe you should get an iphone"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Family Guy was about Brian dating a blind chick. I LOLed a lot. I like Family Guy.
that was a good episode
how big are gronkowski's hands
the football looks tiny when he catches it
baltimore looks like shit
flacco sucks
yeah, the NE/Balt game is a total mismatch
can't believe that NE will get all the way to the superbowl, and they will have only beaten one team with a winning record (Balt), all season
keith, are you more like Flo, or the bald farmer's guy
more like the gecko
definitely not the corny nationwide guy
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It's weird that they are the team I'm rooting most for from the 4 teams left.
how big are gronkowski's hands
bigger than your face
maybe you shouldn't have cheaped on the nose job
maybe
It's weird that they are the team I'm rooting most for from the 4 teams left.
suite, you're coming around
"how big are gronkowski's hands
bigger than your face"
which is good, now if i were a zorse face, different story
gronkowski is ginormouse
which is a gin flavored mouse
suite, you're coming around
scary
Giants St. Bernard lady sitting next to me is out of control this morning
StB: I'm really rooting for a Giants/Patriots Super BowlTM. Eli OWNS the Patriots
Eli does own them
Her hair is like a fuschia color, too
if i had my druthers it would be the niners/ravens
i like to see new teams be awesome
49ers have been around for many years
blue ♥s Harbaughs
So I guess I'm gonna do the daycare flex account.
mad storylines intertwined
eli playing in super bowl in indy is weird
brady vs his childhood niners
harbaugh boys meeting in super bowl
rematch, and rematch of 2000 too if baltimore wins
harbaugh was a colts qb at one point
do you pay for daycare? like for real?
mad storylines intertwined
don't forget a rematch of the Lp vs aitch bet for a few years ago.
crazy
from
justified tonight
det
eli > peyton when it counts story too
heck, i'll bet beers with EP if the giants make the superb bowl
you will?
or do you mean double or nothing
"But in a counseling session on Friday Mr. Griffin, 52, revealed a secret that would shatter their marriage. Police say he told his wife he was having an affair with a psychiatrist — 46-year-old Dr. Irina Puscariu — he refused to end it.
Police say Mr. Griffin said he wanted a divorce, and Mrs. Griffin walked out of the session and snapped. Detectives say that after the counseling session Mrs. Griffin drove 250 miles to Puscariu’s home, outside Kansas City, Mo., and rang her doorbell. Once inside, she shot the doctor three times in the face. Puscariu’s mother, with whom she lived, saw her daughter get shot, police said."
love being right about that shit
/meiz
EP, thats blue
oh snap
i'll send EP some bahstan lager
"Now former Oregon Ducks quarterback Darron Thomas, who Saturday declared for the 2012 NFL Draft, told ESPN he believes he's ready for the next level and could offer the same skills Cam Newton has displayed for the Carolina Panthers. "
story keeps getting funnier
he can't even offer the same TD celebration skills
amy fisher style
IN THE FACE!!!!!
"story keeps getting funnier"
who is in this kids ear is my question
hopefully the giants dont have to beat the refs this weekend too
crowd noise at candlestick was all muffled on TV to start the game...
radio guys said it was the loudest they'd heard it in years. It did get louder as the game went on, for sure
giants shit on simmons again
was 7-0 going into that game
FACE
this cruise ship story is nutty
this cruise ship story is nutty
^^^^^^^^
5 More Found Dead as Cruise's 'Black Box' Found
I'd like to find me a black box
/mize
"COPS: Woman offered sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets... "
they are delicious
Girls fight at Little Rock MLK parade; 1 shot...
shocker
shocker
do you pay for daycare? like for real?
Yes
People don't watch kids for free these days
giants shit on simmons again
was 7-0 going into that game
I thought the Ravens line was 7.5 and he took Baltimore
do you pay for daycare? like for real?
Ends up being about $650/month
I need to go get bgas. a SSN at lunch today
I started doing our taxes yesterday and it kept hounding me for her SSN
That was a natty lite
daycare isn't cheap.
place we looked at before cmblue decided to stay home with the kids was like $300/week
natty lite is gross
natty ice, is the better
that whole ice beer movement kind of went away, didn't it?
remember the bud ice penguins?
how come budweiser doesn't still do the budbowl
day care sucks before this year bgep day care was spendy
why you so late on the ssn, you do that like when you get home from hospital
bud ice was the shit when i was like 20
it had a higher alc content i think
"I thought the Ravens line was 7.5 and he took Baltimore"
maybe you're right
yeah how come no more bud bowl
not sure if this wasn mentioned but sean salisbury was fired from his job as "analyst" for the lingerie football league
shit made me LOL heartily
play by play announcer
even better
"why you so late on the ssn, you do that like when you get home from hospital"
true dat
I guess you don't really need it until you start filing your taxes though.
""I thought the Ravens line was 7.5 and he took Baltimore""
it was, he was tweeting the shit about how he fucked up his perfect run.
the hook always gets you
ok John Popper
guess A-Rodg won't be photobombing the captains picture this week
after picking the ball off your allowed to run the rest of the field to the stands without getting penalized for excessive celebration?
did you see that webb kid do that?
these refs are turrible
maybe they'll kill the double check discount commercials now
maybe they'll kill the double check discount commercials now
hope not, they are more funny with the pack eliminated
NOW dwight howard doesn't mind going to the Clippers
man that would piss laker fans OFF
howard, paul, griffin, deandre jordan...
damn
send chauncey and a pick to Orlando..done and done
they'd have to give up more than that
not in the trade masheen
I really like Family Guy. It is one of the best shows on tv.
Also, boobs.
i like Archer too. shit is funny.
archer comics?
like with jughead?
no, the show.
it is Archie comics.
betty and veronica?
you say archer, i say archie
"howard, paul, butler, turkoglu, evans
damn"
fized*
spiff sounds like the bitter lakers fan
griffin, howard, paul
forgot about caron butler...maybe throw him in with chauncey and a pick
"Yes, rumor rumor…but a friend of mine has a friend (yes, 2 degrees of separation) who works at a mortgage company that deals with luxury apartments and Fielder’s representatives have contacted them regarding a 1-year lease in MKE for his family.
by Dexsting on Jan 17, 2012 12:02 PM CST"
I told you so!
I ♥ the baseball rumor mill
"yeah he gets like defensive with it i think he finds offense to people who pretend they know it"
Pretty much.
"meiz hates it when white people talk about his music,"
That's not true, I don't know where this comment came from.
why you so late on the ssn, you do that like when you get home from hospital
I think I remember filling out something in the hospital about SSN, but haven't seen anything about it since then
I ♥ the baseball rumor mill
i hate it
ns
"i hate it
ns"
That's crazy.
AND K-Rod signed for 8 million. What a bargain.
Only kinda (s)
Back to work.
archie is pretty funny, i should dvr that show
"That's crazy."
not "i dont like fireworks crazy" but yeah it's probably crazy
i guess its because i dont like lies
hot stove action is ok
they ranked the teams by position in the NL west.
Rockies basically dead last at all positions but SS and LF
there is nothing better than a perfectly toasted slice of bread
"I don't know where this comment came from."
from earlier in the day, roughly 9:18 EST
i guess its because i dont like lies
like when you told us you were 5'9.5"?
troof
we'll do a combine at the next summitt
i'll run a 40, do a vertical, bench and catch some balls
lol
I guess bgas. already had a ssn. I couldn't get a card though. Have to have another document besides her birth certificate. Oh well. I just needed the # anyway
caldwell firrrred*
"The Falcons have hired Mike Nolan as their new defensive coord. "
what happened to the old DC in Atlanta?
remember the last time that Notre Dame had a highly recruited QB?
That was fun
spags still looming out there
what happened to the old DC in Atlanta?
fired
remember the last time that Notre Dame had a highly recruited QB?
Claussen?
yeah, that was fun
Beth is going to hate the Dirk Koetter era.
and brady quinn
and rick mirer
Man, I effing hate that guy
quinn was pretty good in collitch though
and brady quinn
and rick mirer
At least Quinn was good in college
DOUBLE DRAGON!!!!!
"what happened to the old DC in Atlanta?"
He's now Auburn's DC.
So yeah, what ep said.
we'll do a combine at the next summitt
i'll run a 40, do a vertical, bench and catch some balls
So it'll be kind of a video conference call type thing?
"Beth is going to hate the Dirk Koetter era."
Don't know much about him other than his basic resume. I hated the old OC's era though so can't imagine it will be worse than that.
Don't know much about him other than his basic resume. I hated the old OC's era though so can't imagine it will be worse than that.
He sucked as ASU's coach. And last year the Jags offense was like 30th.
blaine gabbert though
"He sucked as ASU's coach. And last year the Jags offense was like 30th."
32nd to be exact.
But hey, in 2007 his offense was 7th!!!!!
Too bad it's not 2007.
aptly titled sad packer fan
"So it'll be kind of a video conference call type thing?"
yes it'd look like this
funny
funny wass to the sad packer fan
one of the comments below “Clay Matthews is taking the loss pretty hard.”
hilarity
oh yes
"Tigers announce Victor Martinez has suffered torn ACL. Surgery would likely sideline him for the season."
ha
took me a second
photoshopped heads?
not shopped, just the angle
"Dre Kirkpatrick of Alabama, projected 1st round pick, arrested for possession of marijuana"
gotcha
"Dre Kirkpatrick of Alabama, projected 1st round pick, arrested for possession of marijuana"
MFers forgot about Dre
Tem won't get that
place we looked at before cmblue decided to stay home with the kids was like $300/week
That's not bad if it was for bolth*. The lady we use is $40/day. It ends up being ok because my mom has every other Friday off so she'll watch her those days.
hilarity
54° in Cbus today, 28° tomorrow. Tem is gonna be getting sick
"Tem won't get that"
true
"54° in Cbus today, 28° tomorrow. Tem is gonna be getting sick"
hopefully false, but a strong possibility. fucking temhio with its 30 degree 1 day swings.
it's winter
tem/keef
"Munoz is injured and out of the FOX fight! Now it's Chael Sonnen vs Mike Bisping jan 28th and the winner will fight Anderson for the title."
don't think many peeps care about munoz and now we get to see bisping either dominated by sonnen or murdered by silva, suite
they should matchup palhares with maia now! palhares fought for a minute, took no damage in rio
more injuries...every fucking card.
dem tits
i like sonnen and i hate temjinxing him, but he is going to destroy bisping.
piece
UFC cut Rumble?
"i like sonnen and i hate temjinxing him, but he is going to destroy bisping."
agreed
"Kenny Florian’s back injury may be career-ending"
they spelled "inability to beat anyone good" wrong
yea, rumble was gonna get cut unless he won, and there was no way he was gonna win, couldnt feel his legs or some shit the day before due to the drastic cut thats why the docs made him rehydrate
probably shouldnt have even been fighting, he wasnt allowed to fully rehydrate due to vitors demand, he gassed within a minute throwing everything at vitor because he knew he wasnt gonna last 3 rounds, and also those quick standups by the ref, he was dommed, but he got paid one last check at least
dommed, suite
even he had never missed weight before he wouldnt have been cut
even = if
he will go to strikeforce and fight at 205.
ufc cuts people then puts them on strikeforce.
he can replace king mo there since mo tested positive for roids
DAT ASS!
I hope Sonnen destroys Bisping, too
Dem Tits
yeah baby
wall
im watching my friend's dog this week, its a giant poodle. almost like a zorse sized dog.
Poodles are fucking gross
Giant poodles are really fucking gross
But it fits in well with your face
Poodles are almost as bad as cats
Kod should get 8 poodles to go with his cats
Makes me nauseous just to think about it
Just like when I think about your face
Face jokes are the best
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