Tuesday, January 17, 2012

It is windy

It is windy here and tomorrow is post 1500. I don't think those two are related. But what if they are?

TCS finals start this week. El Pad, Keith, Meiz and Blue made it. Rules are much simpler this time. If your comment entertains me it is worth points, otherwise it is not. Well placed walls entertain me. Dem tits entertain me. Dat asses entertain me. But you only get 1 dem dit and dat ass per day. We don't want 100s of dem tits links. People will get confused as to what this blog is about. By the way, TCS seems to be set up to reward mass commenting again. No penalty for spam. Entertaining spam can score points.

I bought new headphones but can't get the goddman plastic case open. I need fingernails. I just cut them yesterday, so i gotta wait until they grow. Or use a pair of scissors.

Family Guy was about Brian dating a blind chick. I LOLed a lot. I like Family Guy. Liking Family Guy is worth 10 TCS points.

My NFL predictions were pretty spot on last week so let's go again. San Fran rolls the Giants, Patriots roll the Ravens.

Anyone else think they have super powers but they just can't figure out how to unlock them?

I heard me some Mr. Wendel in a bar yesterday. Forgot about those Arrested Development guys. They were cool. I've never watched their show. I guess it is going to be a movie now and coming back after it gets cancelled. You just can't keep Mr. Wendel down.

Mr Jones from that other song by some other band is the guy's penis.

Telling tOSU people that Aaron Craft got Bruce Pearl fired always results in blank stares.

I should go to work.

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Muschamped said...

First

H's newest bitch said...

I love Family guy

Muschamped said...

Fuck FG. I don't need no stinkin cheap points

H's newest bitch said...

you need a more expensive face

H's newest bitch said...

maybe you shouldn't have cheaped on the nose job

H's newest bitch said...

keith, are you more like Flo, or the bald farmer's guy

we know you're no Pedro Cerrano

H's newest bitch said...

-because he has no marbles

El Padrino said...

mr wendall was the bomb

and tennessee

tennessee
tennessee

H's newest bitch said...

go head mr. wendel

H's newest bitch said...

meiz hates it when white people talk about his music, they don't know about good music

El Padrino said...

yeah he gets like defensive with it i think he finds offense to people who pretend they know it

El Padrino said...

let me get this out of the way


GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN

El Padrino said...

cool diary keef, i just caught up

El Padrino said...

nicole kidman is gross

(that doesnt mean i wouldnt do sex with her obviously)

but i agree with keef here

El Padrino said...

my phone broked* nye and ive been using a turn of the century blackberry that i cant update the contacts with my sim card from the broken phone

414 area code, that Andy?

H's newest bitch said...

maybe you should get an iphone

H's newest bitch said...

it will blow your mind

El Padrino said...

fuck apple

Lil Brother said...

"maybe you should get an iphone"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

Family Guy was about Brian dating a blind chick. I LOLed a lot. I like Family Guy.


that was a good episode

El Padrino said...

how big are gronkowski's hands

the football looks tiny when he catches it

El Padrino said...

baltimore looks like shit
flacco sucks

H's newest bitch said...

yeah, the NE/Balt game is a total mismatch

H's newest bitch said...

can't believe that NE will get all the way to the superbowl, and they will have only beaten one team with a winning record (Balt), all season

Muschamped said...

keith, are you more like Flo, or the bald farmer's guy


more like the gecko

Muschamped said...

definitely not the corny nationwide guy

Muschamped said...

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN




It's weird that they are the team I'm rooting most for from the 4 teams left.

Muschamped said...

how big are gronkowski's hands


bigger than your face

Muschamped said...

maybe you shouldn't have cheaped on the nose job



maybe

El Padrino said...

It's weird that they are the team I'm rooting most for from the 4 teams left.


suite, you're coming around

El Padrino said...

"how big are gronkowski's hands


bigger than your face"

which is good, now if i were a zorse face, different story

H's newest bitch said...

gronkowski is ginormouse

H's newest bitch said...

which is a gin flavored mouse

Muschamped said...

suite, you're coming around


scary

Muschamped said...

Giants St. Bernard lady sitting next to me is out of control this morning

Muschamped said...

StB: I'm really rooting for a Giants/Patriots Super BowlTM. Eli OWNS the Patriots

H's newest bitch said...

Eli does own them

Muschamped said...

Her hair is like a fuschia color, too

H's newest bitch said...

if i had my druthers it would be the niners/ravens

i like to see new teams be awesome

Muschamped said...

49ers have been around for many years

Muschamped said...

blue ♥s Harbaughs

Muschamped said...

So I guess I'm gonna do the daycare flex account.

El Padrino said...

mad storylines intertwined

eli playing in super bowl in indy is weird

brady vs his childhood niners

harbaugh boys meeting in super bowl

rematch, and rematch of 2000 too if baltimore wins

harbaugh was a colts qb at one point

El Padrino said...

do you pay for daycare? like for real?

Jugdish said...

mad storylines intertwined



don't forget a rematch of the Lp vs aitch bet for a few years ago.


crazy

Jugdish said...

from

El Padrino said...

justified tonight

det

Spaceman Spiff said...

eli > peyton when it counts story too

H's newest bitch said...

heck, i'll bet beers with EP if the giants make the superb bowl

El Padrino said...

you will?

El Padrino said...

or do you mean double or nothing

Spaceman Spiff said...

"But in a counseling session on Friday Mr. Griffin, 52, revealed a secret that would shatter their marriage. Police say he told his wife he was having an affair with a psychiatrist — 46-year-old Dr. Irina Puscariu — he refused to end it.

Police say Mr. Griffin said he wanted a divorce, and Mrs. Griffin walked out of the session and snapped. Detectives say that after the counseling session Mrs. Griffin drove 250 miles to Puscariu’s home, outside Kansas City, Mo., and rang her doorbell. Once inside, she shot the doctor three times in the face. Puscariu’s mother, with whom she lived, saw her daughter get shot, police said."

love being right about that shit

/meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, thats blue

El Padrino said...

oh snap

H's newest bitch said...

i'll send EP some bahstan lager

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Now former Oregon Ducks quarterback Darron Thomas, who Saturday declared for the 2012 NFL Draft, told ESPN he believes he's ready for the next level and could offer the same skills Cam Newton has displayed for the Carolina Panthers. "

story keeps getting funnier

he can't even offer the same TD celebration skills

El Padrino said...

amy fisher style

El Padrino said...

IN THE FACE!!!!!

El Padrino said...

"story keeps getting funnier"

who is in this kids ear is my question

El Padrino said...

hopefully the giants dont have to beat the refs this weekend too

H's newest bitch said...

crowd noise at candlestick was all muffled on TV to start the game...

radio guys said it was the loudest they'd heard it in years. It did get louder as the game went on, for sure

El Padrino said...

giants shit on simmons again

was 7-0 going into that game

FACE

El Padrino said...

this cruise ship story is nutty

Jugdish said...

this cruise ship story is nutty


^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

5 More Found Dead as Cruise's 'Black Box' Found



I'd like to find me a black box


/mize

El Padrino said...

"COPS: Woman offered sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets... "

they are delicious

El Padrino said...

Girls fight at Little Rock MLK parade; 1 shot...

shocker

H's newest bitch said...

shocker

Muschamped said...

do you pay for daycare? like for real?



Yes

Muschamped said...

People don't watch kids for free these days

Muschamped said...

giants shit on simmons again

was 7-0 going into that game




I thought the Ravens line was 7.5 and he took Baltimore

Muschamped said...

do you pay for daycare? like for real?


Ends up being about $650/month

Muschamped said...

I need to go get bgas. a SSN at lunch today

Muschamped said...

I started doing our taxes yesterday and it kept hounding me for her SSN

Muschamped said...

That was a natty lite

H's newest bitch said...

daycare isn't cheap.

place we looked at before cmblue decided to stay home with the kids was like $300/week

H's newest bitch said...

natty lite is gross

H's newest bitch said...

natty ice, is the better

H's newest bitch said...

that whole ice beer movement kind of went away, didn't it?

H's newest bitch said...

remember the bud ice penguins?

H's newest bitch said...

how come budweiser doesn't still do the budbowl

El Padrino said...

day care sucks before this year bgep day care was spendy

El Padrino said...

why you so late on the ssn, you do that like when you get home from hospital

El Padrino said...

bud ice was the shit when i was like 20

El Padrino said...

it had a higher alc content i think

El Padrino said...

"I thought the Ravens line was 7.5 and he took Baltimore"

maybe you're right

El Padrino said...

yeah how come no more bud bowl

El Padrino said...

not sure if this wasn mentioned but sean salisbury was fired from his job as "analyst" for the lingerie football league

shit made me LOL heartily

El Padrino said...

play by play announcer

even better

H's newest bitch said...

"why you so late on the ssn, you do that like when you get home from hospital"

true dat

I guess you don't really need it until you start filing your taxes though.

H's newest bitch said...

""I thought the Ravens line was 7.5 and he took Baltimore""

it was, he was tweeting the shit about how he fucked up his perfect run.

El Padrino said...

the hook always gets you

H's newest bitch said...

ok John Popper

H's newest bitch said...

guess A-Rodg won't be photobombing the captains picture this week

El Padrino said...

after picking the ball off your allowed to run the rest of the field to the stands without getting penalized for excessive celebration?

did you see that webb kid do that?

these refs are turrible

El Padrino said...

maybe they'll kill the double check discount commercials now

Jugdish said...

maybe they'll kill the double check discount commercials now



hope not, they are more funny with the pack eliminated

H's newest bitch said...

NOW dwight howard doesn't mind going to the Clippers

El Padrino said...

man that would piss laker fans OFF

H's newest bitch said...

howard, paul, griffin, deandre jordan...

damn

H's newest bitch said...

send chauncey and a pick to Orlando..done and done

El Padrino said...

they'd have to give up more than that

H's newest bitch said...

not in the trade masheen

Meiz said...

I really like Family Guy. It is one of the best shows on tv.

Also, boobs.

tem said...

i like Archer too. shit is funny.

H's newest bitch said...

archer comics?

like with jughead?

tem said...

no, the show.

it is Archie comics.

H's newest bitch said...

betty and veronica?

H's newest bitch said...

you say archer, i say archie

Spaceman Spiff said...

"howard, paul, butler, turkoglu, evans

damn"

fized*

H's newest bitch said...

spiff sounds like the bitter lakers fan

griffin, howard, paul


forgot about caron butler...maybe throw him in with chauncey and a pick

Meiz said...

"Yes, rumor rumor…but a friend of mine has a friend (yes, 2 degrees of separation) who works at a mortgage company that deals with luxury apartments and Fielder’s representatives have contacted them regarding a 1-year lease in MKE for his family.

by Dexsting on Jan 17, 2012 12:02 PM CST"



I told you so!

Meiz said...

I ♥ the baseball rumor mill

Meiz said...

"yeah he gets like defensive with it i think he finds offense to people who pretend they know it"


Pretty much.

Meiz said...

"meiz hates it when white people talk about his music,"


That's not true, I don't know where this comment came from.

Muschamped said...

why you so late on the ssn, you do that like when you get home from hospital



I think I remember filling out something in the hospital about SSN, but haven't seen anything about it since then

El Padrino said...

I ♥ the baseball rumor mill

i hate it

ns

Meiz said...

"i hate it

ns"


That's crazy.

Meiz said...

AND K-Rod signed for 8 million. What a bargain.


Only kinda (s)

Meiz said...

Back to work.

El Padrino said...

archie is pretty funny, i should dvr that show

El Padrino said...

"That's crazy."

not "i dont like fireworks crazy" but yeah it's probably crazy

i guess its because i dont like lies

H's newest bitch said...

hot stove action is ok

H's newest bitch said...

they ranked the teams by position in the NL west.

Rockies basically dead last at all positions but SS and LF

H's newest bitch said...

there is nothing better than a perfectly toasted slice of bread

H's newest bitch said...

"I don't know where this comment came from."

from earlier in the day, roughly 9:18 EST

Jugdish said...

i guess its because i dont like lies



like when you told us you were 5'9.5"?

El Padrino said...

troof

El Padrino said...

we'll do a combine at the next summitt

i'll run a 40, do a vertical, bench and catch some balls

lol

Muschamped said...

I guess bgas. already had a ssn. I couldn't get a card though. Have to have another document besides her birth certificate. Oh well. I just needed the # anyway

El Padrino said...

caldwell firrrred*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Falcons have hired Mike Nolan as their new defensive coord. "

H's newest bitch said...

what happened to the old DC in Atlanta?

H's newest bitch said...

remember the last time that Notre Dame had a highly recruited QB?

That was fun

El Padrino said...

spags still looming out there

El Padrino said...

what happened to the old DC in Atlanta?

fired

Muschamped said...

remember the last time that Notre Dame had a highly recruited QB?



Claussen?

H's newest bitch said...

yeah, that was fun

Muschamped said...

Beth is going to hate the Dirk Koetter era.

H's newest bitch said...

and brady quinn

and rick mirer

Muschamped said...

Man, I effing hate that guy

El Padrino said...

quinn was pretty good in collitch though

Muschamped said...

and brady quinn

and rick mirer




At least Quinn was good in college

Muschamped said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!!!!!

Beth said...

"what happened to the old DC in Atlanta?"

He's now Auburn's DC.

So yeah, what ep said.

Muschamped said...

we'll do a combine at the next summitt

i'll run a 40, do a vertical, bench and catch some balls




So it'll be kind of a video conference call type thing?

Beth said...

"Beth is going to hate the Dirk Koetter era."

Don't know much about him other than his basic resume. I hated the old OC's era though so can't imagine it will be worse than that.

Muschamped said...

Don't know much about him other than his basic resume. I hated the old OC's era though so can't imagine it will be worse than that.



He sucked as ASU's coach. And last year the Jags offense was like 30th.

Spaceman Spiff said...

blaine gabbert though

Beth said...

"He sucked as ASU's coach. And last year the Jags offense was like 30th."

32nd to be exact.

Beth said...

But hey, in 2007 his offense was 7th!!!!!

Too bad it's not 2007.

El Padrino said...

aptly titled sad packer fan

El Padrino said...

"So it'll be kind of a video conference call type thing?"

yes it'd look like this

Jugdish said...

funny

Jugdish said...

funny wass to the sad packer fan

Jugdish said...

one of the comments below “Clay Matthews is taking the loss pretty hard.”


hilarity

El Padrino said...

oh yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tigers announce Victor Martinez has suffered torn ACL. Surgery would likely sideline him for the season."

tem said...

ha

Spaceman Spiff said...

took me a second

tem said...

photoshopped heads?

Spaceman Spiff said...

not shopped, just the angle

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dre Kirkpatrick of Alabama, projected 1st round pick, arrested for possession of marijuana"

tem said...

gotcha

Muschamped said...

"Dre Kirkpatrick of Alabama, projected 1st round pick, arrested for possession of marijuana"



MFers forgot about Dre

Muschamped said...

Tem won't get that

Muschamped said...

place we looked at before cmblue decided to stay home with the kids was like $300/week



That's not bad if it was for bolth*. The lady we use is $40/day. It ends up being ok because my mom has every other Friday off so she'll watch her those days.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Muschamped said...

54° in Cbus today, 28° tomorrow. Tem is gonna be getting sick

tem said...

"Tem won't get that"

true

tem said...

"54° in Cbus today, 28° tomorrow. Tem is gonna be getting sick"

hopefully false, but a strong possibility. fucking temhio with its 30 degree 1 day swings.

El Padrino said...

it's winter

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem/keef

"Munoz is injured and out of the FOX fight! Now it's Chael Sonnen vs Mike Bisping jan 28th and the winner will fight Anderson for the title."


don't think many peeps care about munoz and now we get to see bisping either dominated by sonnen or murdered by silva, suite

they should matchup palhares with maia now! palhares fought for a minute, took no damage in rio

tem said...

more injuries...every fucking card.

El Padrino said...

dem tits

tem said...

i like sonnen and i hate temjinxing him, but he is going to destroy bisping.

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

UFC cut Rumble?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i like sonnen and i hate temjinxing him, but he is going to destroy bisping."

agreed

tem said...

"Kenny Florian’s back injury may be career-ending"


they spelled "inability to beat anyone good" wrong

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, rumble was gonna get cut unless he won, and there was no way he was gonna win, couldnt feel his legs or some shit the day before due to the drastic cut thats why the docs made him rehydrate

probably shouldnt have even been fighting, he wasnt allowed to fully rehydrate due to vitors demand, he gassed within a minute throwing everything at vitor because he knew he wasnt gonna last 3 rounds, and also those quick standups by the ref, he was dommed, but he got paid one last check at least

Spaceman Spiff said...

dommed, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

even he had never missed weight before he wouldnt have been cut

Spaceman Spiff said...

even = if

tem said...

he will go to strikeforce and fight at 205.


ufc cuts people then puts them on strikeforce.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he can replace king mo there since mo tested positive for roids

H's newest bitch said...

DAT ASS!

Muschamped said...

I hope Sonnen destroys Bisping, too

H's newest bitch said...

Dem Tits

yeah baby

Meiz said...

wall

Jugdish said...

im watching my friend's dog this week, its a giant poodle. almost like a zorse sized dog.

Muschamped said...

Poodles are fucking gross

Muschamped said...

Giant poodles are really fucking gross

Muschamped said...

But it fits in well with your face

Muschamped said...

Poodles are almost as bad as cats

Muschamped said...

Kod should get 8 poodles to go with his cats

Muschamped said...

Makes me nauseous just to think about it

Muschamped said...

Just like when I think about your face

Muschamped said...

Face jokes are the best

Muschamped said...

Bold

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