Monday, January 09, 2012

Good God! That's Tim Tebow's music!!

I'm not going to go all Tebow on you. You all know what happened. It was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I start the new yob today. And I have no idear what the internets situation is going to be over there. But I probably won't test it out during the first week. I will wait until at least week 2 before I try to get fired.

NCAA footyball "national championship" tonight. Whoyagot? I think LSU takes it. I hope that Alabamer takes it and then the writers vote for Oklahoma State. Actually, no, I take that back. Fuck Alabama. I hope LSU takes it.

MLB announces the 2012 HOF inductees today. Barry Larkin, baby!!!

There is nothing more fun than going to Costco on a weekend. I mean, am I right? (S)

Chuck was pretty good on SNL this weekend. He did a good imitation of Shaq. He made fun of white people. And he dressed up like a woman. The white people skit was hilarity. Here it is.


OK, I gotta go to bed. Big day tomorrow.

172 comments:

Muschamped said...

first

Spaceman Spiff said...

TEBOWSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aitch said...

Wall

Lil Brother said...

wall

Lil Brother said...

rooting for LSU, but I have feeling that bama win tonight

Lil Brother said...

good luck with the new yob today, keith

Aitch said...

Wall

Beth said...

OK EP, I'm ready for my new name and pic whenever you are.

El Padrino said...

hi beth

El Padrino said...

keef break a leg

El Padrino said...

"Good God! That's Tim Tebow's music!!"

makes me laugh everytime

El Padrino said...

316 yards but?

cmon man

El Padrino said...

is vagina a SFW name?

El Padrino said...

Matty Vagina

Beth said...

Depends where you work.

Matty Vagina said...

I'd say it's definitely time to retire the Matty Ice nickname.

I guess you could make it more accurate and adjust it to "Matty Ice against bad teams when it's not a very important game", but that's a bit long for a nickname.

El Padrino said...

its fine for me that thing can say pussy i dont care

El Padrino said...

regular season matty ice

El Padrino said...

mike smith should be tom coughlins house slave for a week after that beatdown

El Padrino said...

aja how come smiff always has a constipated look on his face

Matty Vagina said...

Simple answer: 0 for 3 in the playoffs with questionable coaching.

Matty Vagina said...

Matt Ryan is catching heat, Coach Smith is catching heat but the offensive coordinator is REALLY catching heat, and rightfully so in my opinion.

He's apparently going to be interviewing in Jacksonville and Miami and a lot of people here (including me) are really hoping he gets one of those jobs. I'm not sure Coach Smith would make a change otherwise.

El Padrino said...

mularkey is a fine offensive coach

the first 4th and one, smith has to take the FG, especially on the road, the shifting, hard count was smart ryan didnt find a crease and the gaurd who hiked the ball didnt get any push

the second attempt you have to try turner or a play action to the hall of famer tight end you forgot about everyone in the building knew it was another sneak

El Padrino said...

gm should be catching heat too

gave up like 9 draft picks thinking they were ONE offensive piece away from a nice run and he was pretty much a non-factor

could have used the other picks for a safety

El Padrino said...

dick labow* got clowned yesterday by denver offensive coaches

fine job

El Padrino said...

ike staylor stinks when he can't hold you for 20 yards

Matty Vagina said...

"gave up like 9 draft picks thinking they were ONE offensive piece away from a nice run and he was pretty much a non-factor"

Agree. Julio will be a very good player, maybe a superstar eventually, but he's clearly not the missing piece the Falcons thought they needed. They needed to upgrade several areas first.

El Padrino said...

jax interviewed schotty

jet fans would love for him to get job

El Padrino said...

if im jax i bring in a veteran or a retread not a new first time coach

tem said...

"and the gaurd who hiked the ball didnt get any push"


that could be the problem. guards don't usually hike the ball.

tem said...

the list of people Tampa Bay are interviewing is pitiful.

I heard that Tressel is interviewing there. ns.

Matty Vagina said...

I think blue is including Tampa on his interview list after his unsatisfactory raise.

El Padrino said...

"that could be the problem. guards don't usually hike the ball."

right, but he did, they shifted the line to the left, right guard hiked it

El Padrino said...

mcnabb was pretty good on tv

El Padrino said...

this mcdaniels storyline is pretty nuts too

El Padrino said...

blue did you thank josh yet?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"gave up like 9 draft picks thinking they were ONE offensive piece away from a nice run and he was pretty much a non-factor "

they were, except it was one QB away

"he's clearly not the missing piece the Falcons thought they needed. They needed to upgrade several areas first."

yep, upgrade QB

Spaceman Spiff said...

"mcnabb was pretty good on tv"

yea, he's like a brazillion times better than emmitt smiff, for comparison purposes

Spaceman Spiff said...

imagine vick with this falcons team, even pre jail vick

went into lambeau with alge crumpler and brian finneran

El Padrino said...

true, ryan did not look good at all
i still think he's a good qb

alot of great qb's had 0-3 postseason records

he looked extra fancy

El Padrino said...

"he looked extra fancy"

i dont even know what that means and i wrote it

El Padrino said...

i think i meant awful

the first or second throw he made was this awful out route throw

aikman clowned him

El Padrino said...

vick is a different animal

he ran for a buck that game if im not mistaken

Matty Vagina said...

I still think Ryan is a good and generally solid, and at times very good, QB but I think most in Atlanta have given up on him ever being a true superstar or "elite".

He definitely is not good at deep balls though, and if it's obvious to the fans it's clearly obvious to every team he plays.

El Padrino said...

are you good at deep balls beth?

Blue said...

"went into lambeau with alge crumpler and brian finneran"


Roddy white and Michael Jenkins were his wrs by then

Blue said...

The mcdaniels thing is funny. 3 of his 4 first round picks who have been labeled busts all played really well yesterday

Blue said...

He built half of the OL too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Roddy white and Michael Jenkins were his wrs by then"

no they weren't

Blue said...

It was fun shutting up all the steelers fans yesterday.

Maybe the most annoying fans on the planet

Spaceman Spiff said...

"It was fun shutting up all the steelers fans yesterday."

yep, currently looking for youtube vids of stillers fan reactions during that swift OT

tem said...

spiff, best 70 inch tv out there, what is it?

Spaceman Spiff said...

just imagining it in my head made me laugh

fuck yea baby OT, we got them now, lets get a 3 and out right he--

wait, wha-, what the FUCK! no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aitch said...

Standard bet blue?

Spaceman Spiff said...

no idea tem, i'll just say Sharp

Blue said...

no they weren't"

Roddy came in 05

Jenkins in 04

Roddy may have been hurt that year in the playoffs though

Spaceman Spiff said...

cnet seems to agree

El Padrino said...

yea steelers thought they had it

one thing though why not try the 66 yarder?

i guess the chances it was short denver can set up a return

El Padrino said...

never would have been that dramatic if Champ makes that play

blue he let you down

El Padrino said...

anything Sharp or Samsung

Blue said...

Standard bet blue?"


Yep, I bet the pats are taping the broncos right now

El Padrino said...

bittersweet day for rooney mara yesterday

Aitch said...

They don't have to tape them. They have McDaniels back...

Blue said...

Yeah champ dropped the int

Mcgahees awful fumble

Tebow missing a wide open DT on their final drive


Looked like the cards were stacked against them

El Padrino said...

this tesus run makes me miss zeke's musk

El Padrino said...

im not syaing they dont have a shot to beat pats next week, lord knows the world will be rooting against the pats, but there is no way in hell belichik is going to allow tebow to throw the ball down the field meaning he will almost have one safety back there most likely two

if they beat pats they will have to gain 250 or so on the ground

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem check this one

negatives listed - expensive, not quite as good as huge plasmas, but those don;t get to 70 inches i don;t think

El Padrino said...

lebow* coached wrecklessly yesterday for all the praise i hear media give him and the respect he's gained in the league

he got pwned* by this mccoy dude

owned

i cant help but wonder if ryan clark is in that game instead of munday on the last play the gw td it appeared to me munday was to fake blitz then drop into coverage but did it a bit late giving tebow the lane to make the inside slant throw, maybe clark times that better and it ends up a pick

i dont know just wondering

cuz shit the way ike taylor opened up it seemed like he thought there was help in the middle

Spaceman Spiff said...

isn't a WR a DB on the pats now, pats are probably just planning on outscoring the broncos, game got out of hand last time due to turnovers right?

El Padrino said...

yeah edeleman

El Padrino said...

"game got out of hand last time due to turnovers right?"

tebow fumbled twice if i recall

El Padrino said...

tebow needs to wear a suit though, dresses like a 18 year old mall kid

Spaceman Spiff said...

no stiller fan vids to be found, only found a vid of a gook broncos fan recording of himself and another person fake cheering after rewinding the winning score and setting up the cam i assume

El Padrino said...

check out the writers name

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

ha, probly squashed any attempts by people to call him mike his whole life

Spaceman Spiff said...

"We’re going to win,” Jason Pierre-Paul said. “One hundred percent we’re going to win . . . because we’re the best.”"

Spaceman Spiff said...

NFC games look damn good

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem FYI, maldonado fight off, for your UFC picks

Spaceman Spiff said...

saints/niners, tebow/pats, rumble/belfort on saturday, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

palhares too of course, favorite fighter to watch

El Padrino said...

football is the best

El Padrino said...

and i took off next weekend, got reservations for dinner so i'll have to catch tebow either at restaurant bar then convince cmep to head to a bar after dinner

El Padrino said...

schedule cleared for giant game

El Padrino said...

first home playoff win since 41-0 Vikings whipping

El Padrino said...

lady chinky eyes receipt is god damn hilarity

El Padrino said...

japanese chef breaking down a tuna

El Padrino said...

is tem ready for marty ball?

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit

El Padrino said...

scalped by a tiger, must suck

El Padrino said...

im a bit tired of hearing the "to come from where i came from" stories

we get it, your hood sucked and all your friends are criminals or dead

who cares

El Padrino said...

hines ward retiring

El Padrino said...

tebonus = 250K for playoff win

El Padrino said...

this new show house of lies is aight

started off suite with a naked chick

tem said...

thanks spiff.

you are coming up with the same stuff i am. sharp ones. there are like 3 out there that are mostly the same. differ in things like wi-fi or not and where the speakers are.

Blue said...

is it worse than being scalped by a leapord?

Blue said...

"hines ward retiring"

did he even play yesterday?

tem said...

yeah he played. they threw a ball over his end near the end of regulation.

Blue said...

leopard

leapord

potato potato

Blue said...

that backwards pass that was a fumble that was ruled an incomplete forward pass, still pisses me off

Blue said...

and one hundred

El Padrino said...

what play was that

El Padrino said...

love how the nba was completely ignored last night

espn had the gall to air the godaddy.com game all i wanted was highlights

the deuce had some

Blue said...

roethlisberger threw a backwards pass to wallace i think (17). And champ blew it up, wallace didn't catch the ball, but since it was a backwards pass, should have been a fumble, and dumervil recovered on like the 15.

i watched it on the DVR when I got home because it happened right in front of us, wanted to know why fox couldn't challenge it. never really got an explanation

El Padrino said...

oh didnt see it

thanks for letting me know wallace is #17 though

El Padrino said...

spiff is there a stiff arm gif out there?

El Padrino said...

yo this gina carano movie looks dope

Blue said...

"thanks for letting me know wallace is #17 though"

i wasn't sure if that was wallace or not, but it happened to #17, i remember that part.

Blue said...

who 17 is, is still a mystery to me.

El Padrino said...

its mike wallace

El Padrino said...

"A dismal year means Wall Street is about to take a big hit to its wallet.

As banks prepare to report fourth-quarter results and make final bonus decisions for 2011, total compensation is likely to be the lowest since 2008, when the financial crisis destroyed some firms and left many survivors on government life support.

While still lofty compared to the rest of the U.S., pay for some Wall Street workers will be the lowest in years, at a time when critics have been lashing out at what they deem excessive finance-industry compensation."

fuck.

El Padrino said...

meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i watched it on the DVR when I got home because it happened right in front of us, wanted to know why fox couldn't challenge it. never really got an explanation"

i think this is what's up

they changed that rule where a player down(actually fumbled) blown dead can now be overturned by challenge, and possession can change if clearly recovered by other team

but they don't have any rule where if the play is ruled an incomplete pass, it can can be changed to a fumble through challenge then awarded to other team if clearly recovered

so if fox challenged yesterday, ball would have been placed where denver recovered the ball but steelers would have maintained possession, so fox would have been challenging for a 1/2 yard loss on the play

rule will probably be put in place for next season now, refs off the hook because broncos won

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP you follow GSElevator?

El Padrino said...

no lemme guess what it is

either the elevator that killed the lady or a goldman sachs mole

El Padrino said...

portlandia is pretty funny

tem said...

i dominated the bowl pick em.

El Padrino said...

cuz i didnt play

your welcome

El Padrino said...

you guys know brady quinn is IN THIS right?

Blue said...

"you guys know brady quinn is IN THIS right?"

yep, he flew to china or someplace when she tore her achilles

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator Joe Philbin's son is missing."

giants fans up to something?

"A Brown County judge sentenced Michael Philbin to six months in jail in 2009 after he was convicted of sexually assaulting two young girls and two counts of battery."

oh, WGAF then

El Padrino said...

Larkin, IN

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh shit

spygate 2.0

not a photoshop, just hilarity

El Padrino said...

ha

Matty Vagina said...

Falcons defensive coordinator is leaving to become Auburn's defensive coordinator. Isn't this considered a step backwards?

El Padrino said...

not if you hate mike smith

Matty Vagina said...

What's funny is I was listening to local sports talk at lunch and they were saying how close the 3 main coaches are and how it's going to be hard to break them up.

Ummmm, maybe not.

Aitch said...

Not a fan of UFC, but from what you guys say here it seems like a majir match or two gets canceled on every card. That's gotta be frustrating to the fans.

Aitch said...

Btw, didn't we pick playoff games in last year's pick 'em?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Not a fan of UFC, but from what you guys say here it seems like a majir match or two gets canceled on every card. That's gotta be frustrating to the fans."

not always major fights, this injury didnt affect the card at all, i wanted to see the dude fight, but it was the second to the bottom match

Spaceman Spiff said...

in boxing people only care about the main event, would we even know if dudes on the undercards got injured and had to pull out of their fights?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i guess if we had someone who really followed boxing on here

El Padrino said...

boxing was cool

El Padrino said...

gs elevator

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking back of the fridge froze my leftover pizza's toppings, was gonna eat it cold

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jahvid Best says he'll be back next season"

he thinks he's in college right now though

El Padrino said...

piece

Pass the Lysol said...

"I still think Ryan is a good and generally solid, and at times very good, QB but I think most in Atlanta have given up on him ever being a true superstar or "elite"."


I don't know if it's more a reflection on Ryan or the entire Falcons team over the past few years, but Ryan is something like 26-4 at home and barely above .500 on the road.

Maybe he's just elite at home, or at domes? Who knows, but it's a pretty interesting stat to me

Blue said...

"Falcons defensive coordinator is leaving to become Auburn's defensive coordinator. Isn't this considered a step backwards?"

SEC west is a lot bigger deal than the NFC south

tem said...

"Not a fan of UFC, but from what you guys say here it seems like a majir match or two gets canceled on every card. That's gotta be frustrating to the fans."


not every card, but it happens lots more than it used to. i would say every third card has major changes to it at the top.

80% of GSP or Rashad Evans fights get moved for one reaon or another.

Spaceman Spiff said...

they found the packers OC's son's body, he dead

Blue said...

well then

Meiz said...

LP might not believe this, but it doesn't take a team of Japanese chefs to clean a fish.

Meiz said...

I wish we had a Bass Pro Shops around here

Blue said...

yep, sucks when all you have are the amateur bass shops

Meiz said...

Ha.

Blue said...

bass pro shops is a cool ass store, even if you're not a fisherman/hunter

Meiz said...

Hell yes it is. I could spend a few hours in there, I'm sure.

Lil Brother said...

yeah, bass pro is a suite store

Meiz said...

Oh, hey. Old man Packer stopped in.

Meiz said...

Where's Kevin?

Lil Brother said...

wall

Blue said...

wow, what a creative offensive ballgame

Blue said...

this shit is boring as hell

Blue said...

nice pass hoser

Blue said...

if this is "big boy" football, then i'd rather watch the kids play

Meiz said...

No, this is the kids. Big boys play on Sundays.

Lil Brother said...

wall

Muschamped said...

Wall

Muschamped said...

Larkin, IN


Fuck yeah. Only one who got voted in, too

Muschamped said...

Where's Kevin?



This is gonna be a shitty schedule until I quit HD. Get up at 6:00, leave by 7:00. Get home at 6:00, make dinner, go to work at 8:00, get home at 12:15. Rinse, lather, repeat

Muschamped said...

I didn't look at the internets between 7am this morning and after midnight tonight. Fucking killed me

Aitch said...

Wall

Muschamped said...

Wall

El Padrino said...

suite woe at 2:25 am

El Padrino said...

LP might not believe this, but it doesn't take a team of Japanese chefs to clean a fish.

YSC?

El Padrino said...

why didnt miles put in the white boy?

Blue said...

because it was "big boy" football

El Padrino said...

that was pee wee football with bruising overweight 12 year olds

El Padrino said...

fucking tem

Blue said...

Love being right about that shit


/meiz

Aitch said...

Tem must be doing a TCS recount...

El Padrino said...

new post is up

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