Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Fucking Snow

3 hour drive in today...fuck that bullshit.

Who knew Hitler was a Steelers fan?



Supposedly there were over 9500 tweets per second referencing Tebow after the game on Sunday, that's more than the Royal Wedding/death of bin laden/death of steve jobs.

basically was mentioned in 6.4% of all tweets worldwide.

Tebowmania

Steelers/Broncos game was viewed by 54.356mm people..most watched non-superbowl game ever, and ranks up there as the 4th most watched tv program (non-superbowl/olympics) of all time.

OK you can resume writing drivel

77 comments:

Blue said...

block

El Padrino said...

the pats game gonna surpass that

El Padrino said...

congrats beth

mularkey hc in jax

Spaceman Spiff said...

KOBE!

Blue said...

pats game is on a saturday night though...not the typical viewership

Spaceman Spiff said...

nuggets mascot went epic a couple days ago

takes off jacket, tebow jersey underneath, makes an overhead halfcourt shot, swish, tebows

[gif is better than the vid, you dont have to sit through the misses]

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone know if hostess is in any real trouble, with this bankruptcy thing

Blue said...

rocky's a good mascot.

El Padrino said...

"anyone know if hostess is in any real trouble, with this bankruptcy thing"

no, second time they've dont it

El Padrino said...

done*

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

El Padrino said...

kraft should buy them, thye own everything else

Blue said...

ge is going to buy them

Matty Vagina said...

"congrats beth
mularkey hc in jax"

A lot of Falcon fans are pretty excited about this.

El Padrino said...

matty vagina is bummed i bet

Spaceman Spiff said...

swiss army flash drive

1 TB option, goddman

tem said...

blue if you aren't the CFO then what is your title?

El Padrino said...

i went on an interview this morning

i like to do that from time to time with no real objective to move

tem said...

mcdonalds is going to buy them.

fucking beast

tem said...

my grandpa/aunt/mom worked for hostess back in the day.

was a good place to work in WaVa.

tem said...

last time they declared bankruptcy only my aunt still worked there. it didn't affect her 1 bit.

tem said...

she could have* cared less

tem said...

how did the interview go el pad?

El Padrino said...

there is no effect on the employees or the product lines

they are just protecting themselves fromthe thousands of creditors they owe

tem said...

they probably owe blue millions.

El Padrino said...

it went well, they all go well, cept once

tem said...

they go well but you never get good offers

El Padrino said...

yeah but sometimes i go to interviews for positions im overqualified for

El Padrino said...

and vice versa

Blue said...

"blue if you aren't the CFO then what is your title?"

controller

Blue said...

which I then have to explain to every non-finance person in america

El Padrino said...

How Yoga Can Wreck Your Body

love being right about that shit

/meiz

El Padrino said...

yeah try explaining my job

where do you work

i work for an investment bank

oh so your a trader sell me stock hahahahhahah

::fuck you::

El Padrino said...

i know exactly what you do

El Padrino said...

i dont think i can vote for a mormon

El Padrino said...

Man arrested for choking swan...

masturbating?

tem said...

"blue if you aren't the CFO then what is your title?"

controller"


you should change it to comptroller.

tem said...

controller means CFO without the title.

El Padrino said...

oh you fancy huh

El Padrino said...

dat ass

Blue said...

i like comptroller

Blue said...

"i know exactly what you do"

because you're in finance

tem said...

comptroller is more fun to say.

tem said...

how is the job hunt going so far blue?

tem said...

that ATM movie makes me think Ass To Mouth.

Not Automated Teller Machine.


Alice Eve in Ass to Mouth

i'm in /lp

El Padrino said...

for those who hate wall streeters

El Padrino said...

the fuck is this shit

El Padrino said...

"do you know that deep down inside him there's the awful Eli ready to come back at any moment and throw 3 INTs like all of us non-New Yorkers and Manning haters love to see?"

made me lol

Blue said...

"how is the job hunt going so far blue?"

might have an interview with a perfume company to be their CFO. not sure i want to work for a perfume company, but the money is right, that's for sure.

waiting on the recruiter.

El Padrino said...

eau de toilette

El Padrino said...

money talks perfume smells

Blue said...

red band trailer for american reunion looks better

El Padrino said...

fuckign stiffler

Blue said...

dude has made a mint off of being a retard

tem said...

as a CFO it doesn't matter too much what you sell.

cash is cash.

tem said...

understanding the business is key, but understanding cash is the keyest*

Blue said...

yep, that's what i'm sayin

maybe the chicks would be hotter there.

tem said...

yes they would be. you'd get into trouble.

i doubt CMblue lets you take the job.

Matty Vagina said...

Working at a perfume company is genius though. Blue could fool around with anyone he wants and come home smelling of perfume from that but just tell cmblue it's from work.

Blue said...

beth just wants free samples

Matty Vagina said...

Wait, are we still talking about perfume?

El Padrino said...

free sausage samples

El Padrino said...

piece

Meiz said...

Recruiter.

How does that work?

Blue said...

if a firm doesn't want to do all the hiring legwork (sifting through resumes, etc) they hire a recruiter that gathers all the talent and then presents them to the hiring manager.

the company pays the recruiter a % of the total comp package they give the person they hire.

So it's kind of like your manpower deal, except that the company usually does a direct hire, and pays a commission to the recruiter.

Blue said...

you can also go the other way, and I could go find a recruiter that will try and get my resume in front of people. usually that means I would have to pay them once they found me a job.

Meiz said...

Okay. That makes more sense now. Thanks.

Muschamped said...

There is not 1 even halfway looking chick at my new yob

Muschamped said...

And the lady that sits next to me is a Saint Bernard, who moonlights as a NYG fan. Terrible

Meiz said...

Ha ha.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Redskins have hired former Bucs coach Raheem Morris to coach the secondary"

tem said...

The secondary was the shittiest part of the bucs

Lil Brother said...

the whole team is shitty

tem said...

True and that part was the shittiest

Aitch said...

Working on new post while driving. Be patient.

Matty Vagina said...

Great, now if H gets in an accident whoever he hit can sue LOV.

s

Aitch said...

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