Tuesday, January 31, 2012

fucking mountaineers

Another WVU loss. Goddman Turkish guy. Turns the ball over too much and shoots too poorly. He looks like some sort of bear hunting lumberjack.....plays like one too. WVU has NIT written all over them.

This year seems to be going by slowly. February has one day more too, so that'll slow it down more. For the first time in 8 years a recruiter called me. Should I call him back? I suppose so. You never know when you'll want to jump ship. Speaking of that, how is Blue's search going? I got a call from a lady in Denver asking me questions about an old employee. She put me on the spot. He's trying for a job in grand junction or grand something. She was tossing interview questions at me about him. I suck at answering them for myself, I'm sure I did bad answering them about someone else.

I'm sure some sports shit happened, but I didn't watch after WVU pissed me off. X-games do not suck me. I can't get into them at all. I view most of that shit as rich people sports. Growing up the only people with skis and snowmobiles and snowboards were the rich people. I always hated rich people sports. Hockey was a rich kid sport so I never got into it. Also practices are at like 5am. No. Fucking. Way.

I wrote this post on my phone. I have no idea what autocorrect did to it.

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Keef said...

Autocorrect fixed your face

Jugdish said...

no it didn't

tem said...

maybe it did

Blue said...

blue's search is sucking


fucking recruiter won't call me back...i hate him

El Padrino said...

i turnt* down barclays

i waffled, im still not sure i made the right call

El Padrino said...

why did they give keifer another retarded show

Blue said...

xgames stuff used to be a rich kids sport.

and just like any sport, if you're going to be awesome at it (other than basketball) you'll have to spend a ton of money.

Blue said...

gear is still expensive for xgames sports, i guess...but most of these kids mess around outside of ski resorts..

nevermind.

it's a rich kids sport

El Padrino said...

skiing is for rich too

Keef said...

Some jellyfish give off light to scare away predators.

Keef said...

recruiter won't call me back


fire him

tem said...

i can have the guy that called me give you a call.

El Padrino said...

im gonna do my taxes today bossman is out it is lovely

El Padrino said...

always call the recruiter back

always

Keef said...

im gonna do my taxes today bossman is out it is lovely



Got my W2 in the mail yesterday from my main yob. Discovered that cmk made more than I did last year. I'm embarrassed

ns

Jugdish said...

Got my W2 in the mail yesterday from my main yob. Discovered that cmk made more than I did last year. I'm embarrassed



did you factor in all the ipads and free booze?

Keef said...

iPads were 2010

Keef said...

free booze doesn't pay rent

Keef said...

free booze = hsil

tem said...

free booze means you don't have to buy booze. which means more money for the mortgage.

Keef said...

free booze means you don't have to buy booze.

I don't buy stuff I don't use anymore. For the most part

Blue said...

you dont use booze?

Keef said...

rarely

Keef said...

So I use it. Got it

Blue said...

oh keith's life is so wonderful he doesn't need booze

it's all rainbows and butterflies

Keef said...

Maybe if you drank less you would be TCS champ right now

Keef said...

Rolle: Giants 'expect to win' the Super Bowl



Stupid headline. WWL making a story out of nothing again

Jugdish said...

Maybe if you drank less you would be TCS champ right now



im drinking right now and doing my taxes. bossman is out

/Lp

Keef said...

LP is the biggest drunk here

Keef said...

Which is ironic because he's the smallest person

El Padrino said...

thats not true

kod is a midget compared to me

El Padrino said...

you make it seem like everyone is 6 foot 5 around here

Keef said...

you make it seem like everyone is 6 foot 5 around here



Nope. I said you were the smallest. i didn't say you were the smallest by a foot.

Keef said...

You could be 6'4" (AHIK*), and everyone else could be 6'7". You'd still be the smallest.

Keef said...

You're the smallest and I average the smallest wage per yob*. Someone has to be the last at something

Blue said...

meiz would contend with that notion

Blue said...

meiz is the tallest, and the smallest

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Got my W2 in the mail yesterday from my main yob. Discovered that cmk made more than I did last year."

no prenup right, suite


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why did they give keifer another retarded show"

24 is a saint!

Keef said...

meiz would contend with that notion



Thought about that. That's why I changed it to average

Keef said...

it's somethin' that you need to have, cuz when she leaves your as., she gonna leave with half

Jugdish said...

uga

Jugdish said...

24 is a saint!


^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

nerve seen an episode of 24

Jugdish said...

the cartoon version is better


s

Blue said...

the cartoon version is called Family Guy

El Padrino said...

taxes done

felling nice

El Padrino said...

"You're the smallest"

kod is the smallest

El Padrino said...

get it right

El Padrino said...

booze is wonderful

you'd be less of an as if you stopped eating yogurt and drank more booze

Keef said...

kod is the smallest



Don't hurt his fellings

Keef said...

you'd be less of an as if you stopped eating yogurt and drank more booze



Probably not

Blue said...

i'm going to agree with EP

Keef said...

That's fine

Keef said...

Where's H been? Did bmh deliver?

El Padrino said...

maybe he's driving my bier* to my house

El Padrino said...

i cant listen to ante up from MOP and busta anymore

makes me want to rob a bodega

Keef said...

You boat* a house? Congrats

Blue said...

every time I watch the movie "The Town" the fat guy driver makes me think of H

El Padrino said...

thanks

i also won lottery

El Padrino said...

yes blue

Keef said...

thanks

i also won lottery




Dope

Blue said...

getting a job at Barclays is like winning the lottery

Blue said...

i like that christina aguilera not only wore a super slutty outfit to Etta James funeral

but then had either piss or blood running down her leg midway through her performance

Jugdish said...

but then had either piss or blood running down her leg midway through her performance



saw that, looked like blood

El Padrino said...

Worst place to lose your job: Florida

El Padrino said...

saw that

grossed out

Keef said...

i like that christina aguilera not only wore a super slutty outfit to Etta James funeral



She a big girl

Beth said...

Actually, that was sweat combined with spray tan.

Keef said...

Actually, that was sweat combined with spray tan.


Gross

Keef said...

I think it was gravy

El Padrino said...

tracy morgan letting his mom get foreclosed on

El Padrino said...

"Actually, that was sweat combined with spray tan."

if that's what you believe

Beth said...

"if that's what you believe"

Oh silly me, you know more about women and menstruation than I do, you're right EP.

Keef said...

She has a son that can do, and she’s done everything that she could possibly could for her family.

El Padrino said...

all i know is it looks like period blood

and she sings hard

Keef said...

walking around the office coughing his lungs out guy is the best

El Padrino said...

is it the same cougher from iam's office?

maybe

Keef said...

supposebly*

ToddPacker said...

"taxes done

felling nice"


i'm getting kilt* this year

Keef said...

Our refund went down about $1000 when I put my 2nd W2 in. Woe

Keef said...

i'm getting kilt* this year


Put your FU tickets in as a business expense

El Padrino said...

"i'm getting kilt* this year"

shit
why what changed

Keef said...

why what changed



Can't vote

Blue said...

i guess Del Rio's son is a stud QB, Junior in hikeschool, so they're going around "looking at schools" (i.e. being recruited) here in town.

he'll end up at Cherry Creek where they have one of the top HS football coaches in the nation..although he did just get fired from his last job because of "recruiting" violations

Blue said...

"Actually, that was sweat combined with spray tan."

or piss, or gravy, or blood, or vinegar

Keef said...

Was that girl who jump out of the car and got kilt near you?

Keef said...

jumped*

Blue said...

"Was that girl who jump out of the car and got kilt near you?"

it was near Denver, she wasn't near me personally

the town she lived in is in the foothills on the edge of town

Blue said...

same town where some crazy homeless dude went and took hostages at a highschool and shot a few years back

ToddPacker said...

"Can't vote"

^^^^^^^^^

Blue said...

more taxes this year because of the lazy ass republicans

Blue said...

sorry, i mean lazy ass congress

tem said...

"taxes done

felling nice"

felling??

Tyler said...

Lob City y'all, Lob City. Insane dunk last night. Couldn't see it live cuz NBAtv blacked out the game (why the game gotta be black?).

tem said...

its basketball so it is blacked out.

x games are whited out.

Keef said...

Clippers still can't sell out a game?

Keef said...

I did not see said dunk

Keef said...

kod
Name/pic meow

tem said...

i won't have my taxes done until June I bet.

Keef said...

temlazy

Keef said...

I should be able to finish ours tonight. I just have to get the SSN of the baby sitter today

tem said...

i won't have all my K-1s until then.

tem said...

i used to finish mine before feb 15th.

but now i don't even get all of my info to finish them until may or june.

tem said...

" I just have to get the SSN of the baby sitter today"


this will force her to claim it as income on her taxes.

probably not a big deal because she probably doesn't make enough off of you to actually owe taxes, but it is worth mentioning.

Keef said...

what is k-1

Keef said...

this will force her to claim it as income on her taxes.



I know. She claims it all because she watches other kids too

Keef said...

but thanks

tem said...

k-1 is a form i get for the apartment deals i have ownership in.

pass through income.

the apartment deal doesn't pay taxes, they just pass my share of the income on to me to pay.

tem said...

most of my k-1s are less than $500.

but i have to wait for them anyway.

tem said...

actually most are negative because apartments don't make taxable income.

and i don't get to take the loss, but i have to put it on my return so that maybe some day in the future i'll be able to take the loss.

Keef said...

words

tem said...

if elpad paid taxes on his footlong mozz business it would have (maybe) given him a k-1 that represented his share of the income.

El Padrino said...

what is k-1

it's a short police dog

Keef said...

tosh.0 starts again tonight

Keef said...

it's a short police dog



HEEYYOOOOOOO

tem said...

"what is k-1

it's a short police dog"


this is not unfunny.

Pass the Lysol said...

kod is a midget compared to me


well, you're 5'9.5" and I'm 5'6"; so you admit that you're a midget compared everybody over 6'1", got it

Pass the Lysol said...

"Don't hurt his fellings"


objective facts do not harm my fellings in any way

Keef said...

LP admitted he isn't 5'9.5"

El Padrino said...

sticks and stones

Keef said...

objective facts do not harm my fellings in any way



I just wanted to say fellings

NS

Pass the Lysol said...

"Name/pic meow"



sorry, I'll find a new link for that at least by Thursday night

Keef said...

word

Keef said...

blue
Reds/Rockies # of wins bet.

Keef said...

can tem write off the stuff he donates for the tcs prize pack?

tem said...

Pirates are going to be good this year.

I smell a 25 games below .500 finish.

tem said...

"can tem write off the stuff he donates for the tcs prize pack?"

no because i get most of it from work. it is mostly old advertising stuff that is just sitting around taking up space.

Keef said...

Pirates will finish ahead of the Astros

Keef said...

no because i get most of it from work. it is mostly old advertising stuff that is just sitting around taking up space.



Does Uncle Sam know that?

Jugdish said...

Pirates will finish ahead of the Astros


I'm not taking that bet again this year

tem said...

i guess you should ask Uncle Sam if he knows.

you are receiving it so i guess you get to pay the tax on it.

El Padrino said...

this guy shits on the xgames

Tyler said...

Griffin dunk. Over Kendrick Perkins. Sickness.

Tyler said...

Oops that was over Humpries.

Tyler said...

Griffin dunk for realsies this time.

Tyler said...

He dunks over too many guys. Too many to keep it all straight.

Jugdish said...

Griffin dunk. Over Kendrick Perkins. Sickness.



it was a great dunk for sure...media blows everything out of proportion though. settle down people

Tyler said...

Yeah, I think everyone blew the LeBron dunk out of proportion too. From one angle it almost looked like an optical illusion. Like Kobe jumping over the car.

Tyler said...

Griffin's latest was a great dunk, don't know if it was "greatest of all time" or however people are blowing it out of proportion. Technically it wasn't even a dunk; he threw it in. So, "great move".

Tyler said...

Too many other dunks are way better than Lebron's or Griffin's; Jordan's dunk or E-wing, Stark's dunk, Shawn Kemp's entire highlight reel, Doc's Rock the Baby, Vince Carter jumping over a 7-footer, etc., etc.

Jugdish said...

Griffin's latest was a great dunk, don't know if it was "greatest of all time" or however people are blowing it out of proportion. Technically it wasn't even a dunk; he threw it in. So, "great move".



im also dislike of so many things being labeled "the greatest of all time".

heard the radio call of that dunk, thought the dude won the lottery (like Lp) or something

Jugdish said...

i also dislike...

Tyler said...

*over E-Wing

Tyler said...

im also dislike of so many things being labeled "the greatest of all time".

Yeah, unfortunately, hyperbole runs unchecked nowadays.

Jugdish said...

I keep DVRing Bulls games, but never get around to watching them.

Meiz said...

"I did not see said dunk"

Should have checked twitter or facebook.

Blake put Perk in an early grave.

RIP, Perk.

Meiz said...

"blue
Reds/Rockies # of wins bet."


Don't do it, Blue. The Reds are gonna win 90 games.

Jugdish said...

RIP, Perk.



perk is fine...gonna happen now and then if you're a shot blocker

Jugdish said...

Don't do it, Blue. The Reds are gonna win 90 games


xnij

Meiz said...

"perk is fine...gonna happen now and then if you're a shot blocker"


Man, that shit wasn't even close.

El Padrino said...

did the hospital run a rape kit on perk?

jesus

Meiz said...

OKC's front office has already set up a dozen sessions with Dr Melfi for Perk.

Keef said...

you are receiving it so i guess you get to pay the tax on it.



This discussion never happened

Jugdish said...

its been annotated on Lordz of Taxez

Keef said...

Should have checked twitter or facebook.



I saw comments. I did not see vidyo*

Keef said...

My new lunchtime hobby is going out to the car and getting a nap

tem said...

you should drive to cmk's work for lunch and have sex.

Jugdish said...

My new lunchtime hobby is going out to the car and getting a nap



i did that many years ago when i had two yobs.

6:30-4:30 day yob 5-midnight night yob...rinse and repeat

tem said...

having 2 yobs sounds like it sucks.

i've never had 2 real jobs at the same time.

2 part time jobs, but never 2 real ones.

or even 1 real one (40hrs/wk) and 1 part timer.

Keef said...

you should drive to cmk's work for lunch and have sex.


1) It would take about 30-40 minutes to get to her work from here

2) We already had sex once this month.

Keef said...

6:30-4:30 day yob 5-midnight night yob...rinse and repeat



Good times for sure. I'm not gonna complain, though. Gotta do what I gotta do to get rid of debt. I'd rather have 2 yobs than none

El Padrino said...

2) We already had sex once this month.


hilarity

tem said...

"2) We already had sex once this month."

next month starts tomorrow.

Keef said...

there's not a single job in this town. Nnothing! Nada! Zip!
Yea, unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

tem said...

1) It would take about 30-40 minutes to get to her work from here


meet in the middle. 15 minute drive there. 5 minutes of sex. 15 minute drive back.

Keef said...

next month starts tomorrow.



I think she menstruates like 24 days a month, too.

Keef said...

meet in the middle. 15 minute drive there. 5 minutes of sex. 15 minute drive back.



Compromise is a word that cmk has nerve* heard of

Jugdish said...

keef at lunch

El Padrino said...

"I think she menstruates like 24 days a month, too."


right keef i forgot you know more than me about a women's mentruation

/beth

El Padrino said...

oooo vanna we need an S turned there

yikes

Keef said...

"a women's" is grate

El Padrino said...

aim to please

Keef said...

UFC contender Overeem charged with battery



That's a funny headline

Pass the Lysol said...

"We already had sex once this month"

"I think she menstruates like 24 days a month, too."

"Compromise is a word that cmk has nerve* heard of"



hm; I think your cm and my cm should get together and go bowling

Keef said...

hm; I think your cm and my cm should get together and go bowling



The menstruates comment was a joke. The other 2 were not.

Keef said...

Actually, I'm wrong. It was twice this month

Blue said...

i get a lot of this:

cmblue: i thought we were going to do it last night

blue: how come you didn't say anything

cmblue: oh, i just thought you'd know

blue: how would i know, everytime i try and make sexytime with you and you don't want to you get all pissy

cmblue: oh, i get pissy huh, well now we're not doing it for like a week

blue: I'm not sure if that's a punishment, or you're announcing a schedule so i'll know when to assum we're going to do it.

Blue said...

this can go on for hours

Blue said...

lmc

Blue said...

look at tem, getting k-1s


we never get our k-1s out until after April 15th because we have to wait until we have final audited financials (March 31st)

but the members are always pissy wanting the tax guys to turn their k-1s around in like 4 days

tem said...

a women's mentruation



wow. just wow.

Blue said...

"Manning expects to play, no timing on decision"


it's a sign of the times when I read that and wonder what happened to Eli.

tem said...

"but the members are always pissy wanting the tax guys to turn their k-1s around in like 4 days"

yep. i don't get pissy about it though.

if they want to give me ownership in deals i am not going to get pissed about not getting to file on time. i just try to make sure i am not way overpaid. although this year i am way overpaid.

i suck at math.

Beth said...

This married man and sex (or lack of it) conversation is fascinating to me.

ns

Blue said...

this is what beth is missing out on by not getting married

Keef said...

wow. just wow.



He's just a bad typer

tem said...

tem is still in the honeymoon phase.

lack of sexy time has not hit yet.

i'm trying to stave it off as long as possible.

i suspect it happens after cmtem gets pregnant.

Beth said...

"this is what beth is missing out on by not getting married"

Well women always control sex, that's just the way of the world. But controlling it to once a month is a concept I don't get.

El Padrino said...

He's just a bad typer


DOUBLE DRAGON

El Padrino said...

"But controlling it to once a month is a concept I don't get"

slut

El Padrino said...

anyway, so you think

watch when your married
you'll be doing the same thing

Beth said...

"watch when your married
you'll be doing the same thing"

AHWIK

Beth said...

"slut"

You can only wish your wife was a "slut" like me.

El Padrino said...

she was

then i married her

El Padrino said...

that's how they reel you in

it's sick

Keef said...

"But controlling it to once a month is a concept I don't get"



Woman are evil

/LP

Blue said...

maybe it says more about our performance than our wives lack of sexual desire


probably not though

Keef said...

"watch when your married
you'll be doing the same thing"



Beth isn't getting married

Keef said...

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