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Here we go again. Seems like just 1 year ago I was here doing this. Let's get to it. Live, via DVR, it's the 2012 Golden Globe awards

7:32 Ricky Gervais hosting again. I know whonhe is this year. He starts out bashing the Golden Globes, calling them Kim K compared to the Oscars being Kate Middleton. Made me LOL.

7:35 Wow, his jacket is hideous. Probably because he's British. He just made a joke about his dong. LP loved it. RG looks a lot less drunk this year than he was last year.

7:38 Man, Steve Buscemi is a good looking dude.

7:40 Johnny Depp is the first presenter. He's dressed up as John Mayer tonight. Maybe Beth can answer this. What is it about JD that makes the bitches swoon? In a totally non-gay way, he doesn't look to be a grate* looking dude.

7:43 I lied. JD wasn't presenting. The first presenters are Gerard Butler and Mila Kunis. I like her. She is wearing a white square pasty over her nipples, because her dress is see through. I like her a lot. They are presenting best supporting actor. Some old guy I've never heard of from a movie I've never heard of just won. Good for him.

7:47 Ashton & Elle presenting best actress in a tv show. Laura Dern won. I don't know her show. But congrats from your friends at LOV.

7:58 Best tv miniseries. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

8:00 Kate Winslett won a miniseries award. She has nice boobs.

8:05 I don't know why people think Nicole Kidman is attractive at all. I can't stand her. I can't stand any redhead. COLOV

8:08 RG is funnier this year than he was last year. Or maybe I'm just less critical.

8:12 Bgas. is sitting here on the floor, and the crown on tv just starred clapping, so she looked up and started clapping along with them. It's amazing the shit you think is entertaining when you have kids.

8:28 I've decided I am not a huge fan of this show, compared to the Oscars or any of the music award shows. There is too much going on. This show is the awards show version of the Cheesecake Factory.

8:30 Good God, that's Kate Beckinsale's music!! I love me some Kate Beckinsale. She's top 5 for me.

8:35 LP just won an award. Oh, wait, no. That's Peter Dinklage. My bad.

8:45 Ewan McGregor talking now. Apparently he's at the top of cmk's list. Who knew?

9:00 Matt Leblanc wins for best actor in a comedy. His hair is totally gray. No matter what he does, he's Joey.

9:03 Bradley Cooper presenting now. Apparently he's at the top of of cmk's list. Her list is like Steve's list.

9:05 Gap toothed giant black lady just won best supporting somethngorother. Cmk: "damn, her arms are huge".

9:08 Tem's girl Reese on stage now. She looks pretty good. Her hair is all disheveled, like she just got done fucking. I like that look.

9:15 Morgan Freeman is being honored with a lifetime achievement award. They showed clips of a lot of his movies. Goddamn, I'd put his body of work up against ANYONE else in Hollywood. He's a mafuggin pimp.

I just realized, this is the 69th Golden Globe awards. Hehehehe

9:35 Angelina Jolie. Not a Jew. But she's really fucking gross. Hideous. Skeletonian.

9:38 Salma Hayek's tits are on stage. Say hi to everyone.

9:39 Modern Family wins best comedy. Yay. Sofia Vergara. Yum.

9:45 Tem's girl Michelle Pfeiffer. She looks ok I guess. For a 60 year old.

I want to see that 50/50 movie. And Moneyball. And We Need to Talk About Kevin.

9:50 Queen Latifa on stage. The only thing she is queen of is whatever the opposite of Jenny Craig is.

9:58 RG is getting really drunk now. Good times.

9:59 George Clooney wins for The Descendants. That means we got to see Stacy Keibler. Everyone wins.

10:04 The Descendants wins for best drama. That means we get to see Stacy Keibler again. Everyone keeps winning.