Sunday, January 15, 2012

A diary that runs

Here we go again. Seems like just 1 year ago I was here doing this. Let's get to it. Live, via DVR, it's the 2012 Golden Globe awards

7:32 Ricky Gervais hosting again. I know whonhe is this year. He starts out bashing the Golden Globes, calling them Kim K compared to the Oscars being Kate Middleton. Made me LOL.

7:35 Wow, his jacket is hideous. Probably because he's British. He just made a joke about his dong. LP loved it. RG looks a lot less drunk this year than he was last year.

7:38 Man, Steve Buscemi is a good looking dude.

7:40 Johnny Depp is the first presenter. He's dressed up as John Mayer tonight. Maybe Beth can answer this. What is it about JD that makes the bitches swoon? In a totally non-gay way, he doesn't look to be a grate* looking dude.

7:43 I lied. JD wasn't presenting. The first presenters are Gerard Butler and Mila Kunis. I like her. She is wearing a white square pasty over her nipples, because her dress is see through. I like her a lot. They are presenting best supporting actor. Some old guy I've never heard of from a movie I've never heard of just won. Good for him.

7:47 Ashton & Elle presenting best actress in a tv show. Laura Dern won. I don't know her show. But congrats from your friends at LOV.

7:58 Best tv miniseries. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

8:00 Kate Winslett won a miniseries award. She has nice boobs.

8:05 I don't know why people think Nicole Kidman is attractive at all. I can't stand her. I can't stand any redhead. COLOV

8:08 RG is funnier this year than he was last year. Or maybe I'm just less critical.

8:12 Bgas. is sitting here on the floor, and the crown on tv just starred clapping, so she looked up and started clapping along with them. It's amazing the shit you think is entertaining when you have kids.

8:28 I've decided I am not a huge fan of this show, compared to the Oscars or any of the music award shows. There is too much going on. This show is the awards show version of the Cheesecake Factory.

8:30 Good God, that's Kate Beckinsale's music!! I love me some Kate Beckinsale. She's top 5 for me.

8:35 LP just won an award. Oh, wait, no. That's Peter Dinklage. My bad.

8:45 Ewan McGregor talking now. Apparently he's at the top of cmk's list. Who knew?

9:00 Matt Leblanc wins for best actor in a comedy. His hair is totally gray. No matter what he does, he's Joey.

9:03 Bradley Cooper presenting now. Apparently he's at the top of of cmk's list. Her list is like Steve's list.

9:05 Gap toothed giant black lady just won best supporting somethngorother. Cmk: "damn, her arms are huge".

9:08 Tem's girl Reese on stage now. She looks pretty good. Her hair is all disheveled, like she just got done fucking. I like that look.

9:15 Morgan Freeman is being honored with a lifetime achievement award. They showed clips of a lot of his movies. Goddamn, I'd put his body of work up against ANYONE else in Hollywood. He's a mafuggin pimp.

I just realized, this is the 69th Golden Globe awards. Hehehehe

9:35 Angelina Jolie. Not a Jew. But she's really fucking gross. Hideous. Skeletonian.

9:38 Salma Hayek's tits are on stage. Say hi to everyone.

9:39 Modern Family wins best comedy. Yay. Sofia Vergara. Yum.

9:45 Tem's girl Michelle Pfeiffer. She looks ok I guess. For a 60 year old.

I want to see that 50/50 movie. And Moneyball. And We Need to Talk About Kevin.

9:50 Queen Latifa on stage. The only thing she is queen of is whatever the opposite of Jenny Craig is.

9:58 RG is getting really drunk now. Good times.

9:59 George Clooney wins for The Descendants. That means we got to see Stacy Keibler. Everyone wins.

10:04 The Descendants wins for best drama. That means we get to see Stacy Keibler again. Everyone keeps winning.

94 comments:

Muschamped said...

First

Spaceman Spiff said...

ELITESHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Spaceman Spiff said...

harbaugh bowl definitely in play now

Muschamped said...

SBXLII rematch

Jugdish said...

wall

Muschamped said...

Wall

Aitch said...
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Aitch said...

Um the other one didnt show up for some reason...

Immortal Combat

Aitch said...

OR

H's Newest Bitch

Aitch said...

"Or maybe I'm just less critical."

Doubtful

Aitch said...

Nicole Kidman is smoking, dude. You're crazy.

We agree on Keibler though. She's at the top of my list.

tem said...

Never been a fan of kidman

tem said...

Was either in bed or watching family guy when reese and Michelle presented...sorry I missed it. Think I saw Sarah Michelle gellar earlier though.

tem said...

I think of all the shows/movies mentioned at the GGs I recognized 5.

tem said...

GGs are predictable though. If your movie/show is about England you win. If you are black or a midget/dwarf you win. If you made a movie with a black midget about England you'd win every golden Globe that night.

Aitch said...

Happy birthday to Tyler's ghost

Aitch said...

Tem, you're text message made me laugh for a couple of minutes. GfH thought I was crazy.

Aitch said...

So do people have today off? I know EP probably does. Anyone else?

Pass the Lysol said...

"GGs are predictable though. If your movie/show is about England you win. If you are black or a midget/dwarf you win. If you made a movie with a black midget about England you'd win every golden Globe that night."



I thought that was the Oscars; GG the same way, huh?

Pass the Lysol said...

"So do people have today off? I know EP probably does. Anyone else?"



I'm off today

H's newest bitch said...

testes

H's newest bitch said...

not sure i like the short hair look sported by stacy bieber...i mean keibler

tem said...

i am not off.

although it seems like at least 60% of Cbus was off today. Traffic was a breeze.

Muschamped said...

Nicole Kidman is smoking, dude. You're crazy.


Fucking gross, dude

Muschamped said...

Think I saw Sarah Michelle gellar earlier though.



Saw her. Not a fan

Muschamped said...

I think of all the shows/movies mentioned at the GGs I recognized 5.



^^^^^^

Muschamped said...

I am off today

Muschamped said...

Doubtful



I'm not any less critical of your face

H's newest bitch said...

i tried to watch the GG's.

I turned it on when Sidney Poitier came out...and it took him like 5 minutes to read a paragraph, so i changed the channel

Muschamped said...

You changed the channel because during that segment they showed every black person in attendance

H's newest bitch said...

no, because I think guys who wear a gold stud earring look gay

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef

tem said...

sarah michelle gellar >>>> kidman

Muschamped said...

Nice

Muschamped said...

sarah michelle gellar >>>> kidman


The hair on my ass >>>>> than Kidman

tem said...

i think for me it is:


pfeifer at age 25 > theron > witherspoon > gellar > wiig > pfeifer now > fat chick from bridesmaids > kidman

tem said...

i would take kidman over the hair on your ass.

tem said...

the hair on reese's ass might be better than kidman

H's newest bitch said...

reese gets her ass waxed

Aitch said...

Eyes Wide Shut dude. Seriously.

Muschamped said...

I shut my eyes when I see Kidman

Aitch said...

You're crazy dude

tem said...

kidman is waaay down on the list.

H's newest bitch said...

she has not aged well

H's newest bitch said...

she was ok in days of thunder, and decent in the wide shut movie.

but sheesh, now.

moulin rouge she was ok too i guess.

tem said...

her ceiling was OK.

tem said...

i think she is better looking now than madonna is now.

so she has that going for her.

H's newest bitch said...

yeah, and she's probably hotter than Oprah

Muschamped said...

Man, Madonna looks awful. I said that last night, and cmk says "Are you kidding? Look at her arms, she's ripped".

A2D

Pass the Lysol said...

Guy Richie said being with her was like trying to cuddle with a piece of gristle


ns; I aitched

tem said...

tough bet loss for Blue.

he'll get no TCS points going forward because i won't remember who H's Newest Bitch is.

Muschamped said...

H's only bitch

The Rev said...

Meiz wishes he were me today

tem said...

i seriously doubt that.

Muschamped said...

I agree with tem

The Rev said...

Yeah I guess I agree with him too

Spaceman Spiff said...

chandler parsons with another tip dunk

sorry about posting that GIF on MLK day

The Rev said...

At the 76ers-Bucks game, and it's Dollar Dog Day.

I don't know what I'm more excited about.

Muschamped said...

I don't know what I'm more excited about.


Stop it

Aitch said...

Rev is gonna spend $57 on dogs

Muschamped said...

Hopefully, for rev's sake, they have a 5 at a time limit

The Rev said...

And WE are beating the Bucks by 10

Just to piss H off

Aitch said...

I know I am not the only one here who finds that annoying.

tem said...

COL.

others find it annoying.

tem is a "We" person though.

el pad is a wee person.

H's newest bitch said...

we is bullshit

Lil Brother said...

root canal today. woe

Lil Brother said...

I'm not a we person.

H's newest bitch said...

broncos coordinators are interviewing for just about every head coaching position

Muschamped said...

Only team I'm a we person about is ASU

H's newest bitch said...

I "we" Idaho sometimes

speaking of Idaho...Idaho legend Doug Nussmeier going to coach the offense at Alabama

H's newest bitch said...

He was there in the heyday, when they ruled 1-AA.

pretty much sucked ever since he left.

H's newest bitch said...

wish Idaho would go back to FCS

Muschamped said...

Wall

Meiz said...

"8:45 Ewan McGregor talking now. Apparently he's at the top of cmk's list. Who knew?"

CMK texted me. She ♥ Star Wars.

NS

Meiz said...

"9:35 Angelina Jolie. Not a Jew. But she's really fucking gross. Hideous. Skeletonian."


I've been telling you assholes this for years.

Meiz said...

"Lil Brother said...

rare fireplace day

January 14, 2012 11:29 AM
Muschamped said...

Same here"


You guys have nice juicy vaginas.

JFreak said...

Aitch is the worst.

Meiz said...

"Mize is the ultimate I told you so guy"

I fucking told you so.

Meiz said...

Hey now, stranger.

Aitch said...

He loves being right about that shit

Aitch said...

hey there Freak

Muschamped said...

I've been telling you assholes this for years


I've been saying it for more years

Meiz said...

I understand that. ::looks at LP & H::

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Aitch said...

I don't think I have ever commented about Angelina Jolie one way or the other...

Lil Brother said...

freak is alive

Matty Vagina said...

"Maybe Beth can answer this. What is it about JD that makes the bitches swoon? In a totally non-gay way, he doesn't look to be a grate* looking dude."

I'm definitely a JD fan and A2D in that I do think he's a very good-looking guy. But beyond that, he just has this certain quality to him, a sexy aura thing going. Hard to explain but clearly it doesn't need to be explained to most women.

Matty Vagina said...

And I have to agree with Aitch, Nicole Kidman is hot.

Muschamped said...

Wall

Muschamped said...

But beyond that, he just has this certain quality to him, a sexy aura thing going



So you DO like short guys! yes!

/LP

Beth said...

Sure, short, outrageously rich and sexy guys. EP only has 1 of the 3.

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