Friday, January 20, 2012

Championship Weekend

Normally these two games end up being the best games of the year. Sometimes the Super Bowl sucks. In my lifetime the games to go to the Super Bowl are good. Sometimes great. When you look at the final four left you are getting two solid matchups. Great defense vs Great offense in the early game. And two storied playoff rivals in the second. The latter most likely in bad weather and featuring a hot team vs a hotter team.

Do you want a Super Bowl 42 Rematch?
or
Do you want a historical matchup of head coach brothers?
or
Do you want Brady vs his childhood hometown Niners?
or
Do you want a rematch of The Kerry Collins/Trent Dilfer Bowl?

The second game looks more promising to be a great one. The Niners fans were rabid last week, grreat atmosphere, don't know if you heard but I'm hearing rain. The Niners are extremely physical, so much so they have like a "pool" in which the hardest hit on film during the game gets the hittor* paid. Donte Whitner wins that alot. Problem with this logic though is when a player bounces off the big hit they score. Nobody tackles anymore it's all about blowing someone up. Good luck with that said Giants WR, Hakeem Nicks.

Running game. Advantage Niners. When the Giants focus on stopping the run, they usually do so. Interesting match-up. No idea what they are getting out of Brandon Jacobs. Jerry Rice called him soft though so maybe that will fire this mule up. A fired up mule is a good thing to have on your team in muddy conditions. Bradshaw picking up blitzes has been Ya-HUGE. He doesn't wait for the blitzer to come to him he attacks the blitzer. Guy is fearless. Would make a great SWAT team member.

Linebackers of the Niners are outstanding. Boley is huge this game. Just about the only backer on the Giants that can cover Vernon Davis. You'll see some Antrel Rolle attempting that too. Davis might be double covered most of the game considering Webster can probably be able to handle Crabtree one on one.

Let me move on before I say something that jinxes the Giants. I'm fired up just writing this.

Pats -7 over Ravens
I just don't see how the Ravens offense keeps up with the Pats. Even against Championship defense I expect New England to put up points. Because how do you cover a racehorse with ape hands (Gronk)? Hernandez and Welker at the same time? Ravens secondary is not that great. The front 7 is the engine. If they get pressure on Brady then it equalizes, if not, jam those guys all you want Brady will find one of them. Everyone hates Brady but he has that fuck you im not losing face going so you gotta repsect that.

FACT.
Pats have won 9 in a row since the Giants loss. However not exactly murderers row. Philly, Indy, Was, Denver twice, KC, NYJ, Miami and Buffalo. During that same stretch Baltimore is 7-2 with wins over teams like Pittsburgh, San Francisco and Houston. Worth noting.
Also worth noting, Flacco is 49-23 as Ravens starter and 5-3 in the tournament. Not bad, you see why he has struggled with not getting enough credit. Then you watch him sail an open out route for a first down 12 yards down the field and then you realize why. This team can never rely on him to win a game.

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Aitch said...

First. No TCS points for you.

tem said...

Aitch, stiff and tp get to allocate 5 tcs points each today.

tem said...

Kod can still allocate his 5 from yesterday. I didn't see him comment yesterday.

Beth said...

Who is this "stiff" you speak of? Is that ep's new nickname?

s

Jugdish said...

Who is this "stiff" you speak of? Is that ep's new nickname?



its not me, but id like to meet him!

/Lp

Muschamped said...

Fucking stiff

Muschamped said...

Ya-huge made me lol

El Padrino said...

your face made me lol

Muschamped said...

Yeah? Well your face made me smh

El Padrino said...

oh yeah your face made me ROTFL

Blue said...

i don't know acronyms

so shut it

tem said...

"Who is this "stiff" you speak of? Is that ep's new nickname?"

fucking auto correct.

it turned Aitch into Bitch

tp into today

and TCS into PCP or something

and spiff into stiff.


i missed the stiff correction.

El Padrino said...

so shut it = STFU

Blue said...

wouldn't it be SSI

tem said...

20, 22, 26.5, 33

El Padrino said...

"Rams commit to London for 3 years"

he owns the Arsenal

Blue said...

dat

El Padrino said...

yummy

Beth said...

"it turned Aitch into Bitch"

Sometimes autocorrect is smarter than we give it credit for...

Blue said...

dem

tem said...

thank you beth. i am glad somebody took advantage of that softball pitch.

Beth said...

Yeah, I kept waiting for someone else to make the obvious joke.

Blue said...

your face is an obvious joke

Beth said...

Well then it's a joke that you'll never get.

Blue said...

witty

tem said...

he doesn't want your face.

tem said...

his target is lower

Beth said...

He has a thing for feet?

El Padrino said...

i want her face

tem said...

blue does like feet.

i bet el pad could have beth's face, but he'd need a ladder to get that high.

Beth said...

With heels on we're probably close to the same height.


(Obvious joke - How high would EP's heels need to be?)

tem said...

2 inches?

tem said...

UFC talk:

Nick Denis over Joseph Sandoval
Denis uses the 'n' he is missing from his last name as fuel for victory.



Daniel Pineda over Pat Schilling
Schilling reminds me of Curt Schilling, which reminds me of Boston, so he loses.


Fabricio Camoes over Tom Hayden
Guy's name looks like camel toes.


Charlie Brenneman over Daniel Roberts
Two guys who do not have fighters names.



Habib Nurmagomedov over
Kamal Shalorus
Habib! Habib! Habib chop!

Eric Schafer over Jorge Rivera
Viking over a mexican.

Christian Morecraft over Pat Barry
Pat Berry is fat I think.

Mike Easton over Jared Papazian
Easton is a bat.

Josh Neer over Duane Ludwig
Ludwig sounds too foreign.

Jim Miller over Melvin Guillard
Tem lock of the night. Guillard hasn't beaten too many good people. Miller has only lost to good people.

El Padrino said...

100 bucks on gullard

got it

Muschamped said...

so shut it = STFU


LP is so grate

Aitch said...

Tem, my points go to EP. Can you make it 6 though? I still owe him a 6 pack...

Aitch said...

Fuck you, Beth. :-)

Jugdish said...

if i was on the cruise ship, that ship wouldn't have went down like it did

/mark wahlberg

Aitch said...

I would have jumped.

/Jug

Jugdish said...

your face makes me jump

El Padrino said...

Tem, my points go to EP.

suite

Blue said...

if mark wahlberg were on LOV he'd have already kicked Aitch's ass for being a poser

Blue said...

it's a little known fact, but Marky Mark actually landed the plane in the Hudson last year, and just let the pilot get all the credit.

Jugdish said...

he would also tell cmblue "no"

Jugdish said...

mark wahlberg is the new bill brasky

tem said...

"Tem, my points go to EP. Can you make it 6 though? I still owe him a 6 pack..."

yes i can. consider it done.

tem said...

"he would also tell cmblue "no""

Awesome.

Muschamped said...

Tem, my points go to EP. Can you make it 6 though? I still owe him a 6 pack...



Cheapass aitch thinks this is going to get him out of owing LP beer

Muschamped said...

I still owe him a 6 pack...




I'll have it by July

/LP

El Padrino said...

"Cheapass aitch thinks this is going to get him out of owing LP beer"


he's mistaken

Jugdish said...

if Lp would show up to a summit he would have had his beer by now

Jugdish said...

chick fil a for lunch...suite

El Padrino said...

"if Lp would show up to a summit he would have had his beer by now"

but that wasn't a bet

Jugdish said...

speaking of bets, I owe mize a giant bottle of A1 sauce. mize, send me a fb message with your address

El Padrino said...

NOPE

Blue said...

good one

Jugdish said...

mize dog sitting service

Aitch said...

I guess I should have put an S next to my comment since people don't get sarcasm without help anymore.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Pats have won 9 in a row since the Giants loss. "

if they win this week, they will make the super bowl having beaten 1 team with a winning record, redonk

El Padrino said...

crazy stat

Blue said...

yeah, that team will be the ravens

Blue said...

"mize dog sitting service"

i like the dog dressed as an ewok

Blue said...

AFC was really down this year. A lot of shitty teams

Blue said...

or, really a bunch of mediocre teams

ToddPacker said...

my points go to ep

El Padrino said...

TP my man!

El Padrino said...

dat ass

Blue said...

bastards

Spaceman Spiff said...

this guy did work

Spaceman Spiff said...

rihanna fans

1
2

Spaceman Spiff said...

"DMX Plans Ruff Ryders Reunion Tour"

dat nostalgia

El Padrino said...

you start to wonder "Is this the best pitchers' duel I have seen this year?" or "Is this the best pitchers' duel the Rockies have had this year?" or "Is this the best pitchers' duel in the majors this year?" or, if you are Ken Burns or have a Napoleonic complex, "is this the Greatest Pitchers' Duel in Major League History?"


I've never, ever wondered that

El Padrino said...

rihanna is awesome

Muschamped said...

if Lp would show up to a summit he would have had his beer by now


0%

Muschamped said...

my points go to ep



He needs them

El Padrino said...

Vanessa is walking away with $75 million, which we're told represents close to half of their total assets, estimated at around $150 million. TMZ previously reported several transfers of property earlier this year between Kobe and Vanessa. It turns out, based on the property settlement, Vanessa scored a clean sweep, snagging ALL THREE of the former couple's mansions in the Newport Beach area. Vanessa gets the estate the couple was living in, the estate her mom is living in, and she gets the new estate that had been under construction for 2 years and was just completed.



baller

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and she gets the new estate that had been under construction for 2 years and was just completed. "

brutal

El Padrino said...

0%

when is it this year, spring this time?

Muschamped said...

when is it this year, spring this time?




Come on. It's January, bro

Muschamped said...

we're going to Pensacola, FL

El Padrino said...

whiskey tango

tem said...

with 11 free points from H and TP i think EP might be in the lead now.

Blue said...

"we're going to Pensacola, FL"


i can make that happen

tem said...

NO

/cmblue

Jugdish said...

if i planned the summit, Lp would have been there

/wahlberg

tem said...

only if walhberg showed his dong

tem said...

i thought Grantland would be a massive failure....i think it is only a minor failure.

heck, maybe it is a minor success.

ToddPacker said...

grantland sucks

El Padrino said...

"with 11 free points from H and TP i think EP might be in the lead now."

so i was getting my ass kicked

Blue said...

cmblue would be cool with pensacola, she could go visit her family in Gulf Shores

Blue said...

EP, be honest.

Isn't there a large part of you worried that the true eli will show up soon at the most inopportune time.

El Padrino said...

"true eli will show up soon at the most inopportune time."

true eli?

the guy has been money for a good while now

so no im not

Blue said...

ok, the 2010 Eli will show up.

the one who threw away the game against the Seahawks, the one who threw away the game against the 49ers the first time they played.

the one who threw 3 picks against Washington.

you're not worried that guy will show up?

Blue said...

i mean, he's only had 5 games all season 6 if you count the playoffs, where he didn't throw an INT.

El Padrino said...

int's are part of the game

back breaking ROMOINT's he doesnt throw very often, especially when the game is on the line or the seaon

put it to you like this, i dont expect the Giants to lose BECAUSE of eli

Blue said...

so you're not scared of Eli, even a little bit?

Blue said...

because i'd be scared of Eli

i'd be scared of Alex Smiff though too if i were a niners fan.

Blue said...

basically the only QB left playing i wouldn't be scared of, if i were a fan, is Brady

Jugdish said...

im worried about your face

El Padrino said...

"so you're not scared of Eli, even a little bit?"

i'm not, anything can happen he could have a bad game i just think it's unlikely he will on this stage at this time

the weather makes me uneasy though

Blue said...

the sarah burke death is a huge deal around here.

She was an innovator and an inspiration to so many kids here in Denver.

Very sad.

Just watched a feature that the ski channel did on her like 3 months ago after she got married...

Blue said...

i'd love it if my girls grew up to be like her

except for the dying at 29 part

Muschamped said...

with 11 free points from H and TP i think EP might be in the lead now.



He'll have 1 comment this weekend

Muschamped said...

Nerve* heard of Burke

Jugdish said...

He'll have 1 comment this weekend




and he won't read it

El Padrino said...

i dont know who the fuck your talking about either

El Padrino said...

"He'll have 1 comment this weekend"

i dont have a home pc

Jugdish said...

SP picks

Blue said...

Sarah Burke is the free-skier chick who died in the halfpipe in Utah this last week.

She's like the Shaun White of women's skiing..except that she's better.

Muschamped said...

Noone is better than Shaun White at snow events

El Padrino said...

"She's like the Shaun White of women's skiing..except that she's better."


not anymore she's not

El Padrino said...

the internet says she's canadian

Blue said...

she was a lot better to look at than Shaun White

Meiz said...

Goddman roads are slickery as all get out.

Meiz said...

"i dont have a home pc"

NY is the best.


Goddman caveman.

Meiz said...

Not too thrilled about having to change my brakelight after work today

Meiz said...

Had an MA actually apologize for cussing at me today.

Meiz said...

Its 7 degrees warmer in Grafton than it is here at work. The lake is amazing.

El Padrino said...

that halfpipe shit is incredibly dangerous

Jugdish said...

"i dont have a home pc"



he doesn't take tcs seriously. he knows its this time of year and had plenty of time to get a home pc

Blue said...

take the pc from work home

Blue said...

too bad TCS doesn't encompass twitter comments

meiz would kill us all

Blue said...

"that halfpipe shit is incredibly dangerous"

yep, scary as hell.

Jugdish said...

meiz would kill us all



only if we were counting every comment and tuite*

tem said...

it would if twitter was a real thing

Muschamped said...

i dont have a home pc


Liar

Muschamped said...

Sarah Burke is the free-skier chick who died in the halfpipe in Utah this last week.

She's like the Shaun White of women's skiing..except that she's better.



I've nerve* seen Shaun White die in the half-pipe. So he's better

Muschamped said...

They don't use Outlook here. They use Lotus notes. Got a giant ::flank steak:: from me when I started

El Padrino said...

my pc screen broked*

gonna get a laptop one day, probably once i know what my bonus is

tem said...

"I've nerve* seen Shaun White die in the half-pipe. So he's better"

too soon

tem said...

"my pc screen broked*"

you know the PC will still work on another screen right?

Muschamped said...

plug the pc in to your tv

Muschamped said...

Can't do it. Daughter is too close to it.

/LP

Muschamped said...

too soon



Not if I don't know who she is

El Padrino said...

"Got a giant ::flank steak:: from me when I started"

we used lotus notes awhile back

awful awful awful

El Padrino said...

"you know the PC will still work on another screen right?"

yeah why buy a new monitor though, just get a laptop, needed the room anyway and the pc was 7 years old

El Padrino said...

"plug the pc in to your tv"

NO.
/cmblue

Muschamped said...

needed the room anyway


Those PCs are definitely space wasters


S

tem said...

a new monitor is like $30.

Muschamped said...

He doesn't have enough space, tem

Muschamped said...

God forbid if LP has to make chili, too.

tem said...

if el pad wins tcs i might send him a monitor.

tem said...

i'll go flat screen so he can save space.

Muschamped said...

Make sure you freeze it first

Jugdish said...

send him ram too. you can never have too much

/mize

tem said...

i do have two extra sticks of RAM lying around.

Muschamped said...

whoa black betty
RAMBALAMBALAM

Muschamped said...

The captain of the Costa Concordia ordered dinner for himself and a woman after the ship struck rocks off Italy's coast, a cook from the ship told a Filipino television station.
In an interview with GMA Network, cook Rogelio Barista said Capt. Francesco Schettino ordered dinner less than an hour after the accident.



Good dude

El Padrino said...

zorse biting

Muschamped said...

30 days until pitchers & catchers report

El Padrino said...

Those PCs are definitely space wasters


S

well with the desk and all i meant

El Padrino said...

the pc was giving me problems too, it worked but was cranky

Jugdish said...

zorse biting



that was funny in slow motion

Muschamped said...

woe

El Padrino said...

cole always looking gay in pics

Jugdish said...

its that dog that makes him look gay

El Padrino said...

doesnt help

Jugdish said...

neither does your face

El Padrino said...

nipsey hussle meiz?

El Padrino said...

taiwan video Colts

Blue said...

why do you watch all these taiwan videos

El Padrino said...

i want to dance

El Padrino said...

"why do you watch all these taiwan videos"

just come across them on the web, they are funny

i watch all the hitler ones too those got old though

El Padrino said...

“First off, the Ravens are going to win this game,” Ryan said Friday on WFAN when asked for his general thoughts on the AFC title game."

oh my god shut up
go away

Blue said...

if mark wahlberg were on the broncos en espanol

El Padrino said...

aaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt
laaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssstttttt

my love....

Blue said...

"i want to dance"

while you spend your time learning to be gay and dance like that, i'll be busy playing sports and having sex with woman

El Padrino said...

watch that vid

Blue said...

i did watch the vid

bald headed gay as dude

El Padrino said...

two twats

mind blown

Blue said...

that chick should have gone into porn

El Padrino said...

yo two vaginas son

TWO!

El Padrino said...

she got offered 1MM to do pron

turned it down

El Padrino said...

Baltimore Ravens football man Ray Rice says he eats pretty normally — "I'm a fish and chicken guy" —

no shit your black bro

El Padrino said...

SOPA pulled

El Padrino said...

ray rice eats chia seeds

Muschamped said...

Pron is grate

Blue said...

no wonder she turned it down

pron isn't as glamorous as porn

Meiz said...

"nipsey hussle meiz?"


I am not familiar with his music, but he's plenty popular. And I'm thoroughly entertained by his name.

Blue said...

seeing a lot of those chevy volts driving around now

Muschamped said...

pron pron

Jugdish said...

dumb

Blue said...

they should have named him Pat

Spaceman Spiff said...

"they should have named him Pat"

i remember that movie

Spaceman Spiff said...

miley cyrus has big areolas
in case yo were wondering

Blue said...

i am wondering about that

Blue said...

but i don't believe it

El Padrino said...

i knew that already

Aitch said...

How does Spiff know about Miley's areolas?

Jugdish said...

miley cyrus has big areolas
in case yo were wondering



rev bat signal?

Spaceman Spiff said...

miley

El Padrino said...

that girl never wears a bra

El Padrino said...

she is whiskey

El Padrino said...

maybe cheaper i can just get a couple of his and her netbooks or tablets PC's

El Padrino said...

miley's puss prolly taste like cigarettes

tem said...

miley has to get attention somehow.

Spaceman Spiff said...

cant wait to see EPs touchscreen typos if he gets a tablet

tem said...

0%

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo up

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

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