Thursday, January 05, 2012

Aitch is a failure

Michael Kay, who if you look up the word BUFFOONERY his entire face is next to it, was going nuts on the radio yesterday because he was the only one on his show who would prefer to be Derek Jeter over Tom Brady.

Now we wish both would die but if you had to choose one who would you want. The answer is simple. Quarterback. And all he kept screaming about was BUT CAPTAIN OF THE YANKEES! Listen dickwad football trumps baseball anytime and all the time. Even though Brady is the devil I'd rather be him than Jeter.

So much for WVU getting blowed out.

Funny thing about raises. God damn taxes.

Carmelo is awesome. The Knicks.....not so much.
I'm on board for the firing of D'Antoni. He is the Mike Martz of the NBA. He needs a great defensive coordinator which I thought they had in Mike Woodson. Maybe they need more time to hair gel.

GOLF PICKS!

Fucking Jug.

side dem tits

169 comments:

El Padrino said...

first

Blue said...

BAM!

good post EP

Blue said...

i don't like chicks that pale

Blue said...

like she's in one of those vampire movies

El Padrino said...

"i don't like chicks that pale"

i like big pale titties though
with great big pink nipples

tem said...

Jeter fucks a different girl every night.

Brady fucks the same super model and she does his hair.

advantage Jeter.

tem said...

jeter is on a team with arod.

brady is on a team with wes welker.


advantage brady

tem said...

jeter is coached by some guy i can't spell his name.

brady is coached by hoodie.


advantage push?

El Padrino said...

Jeter fucks a different girl every night

so tem would prefer aids

El Padrino said...

jeter plays 162 games plus 15 or so st games

brady plays 20 games

Muschamped said...

Tem prefers aids

LP prefers Uggs


Advantage: tem

El Padrino said...

marriage to gisele must be better than marriage to not gisele

El Padrino said...

uggs are awful

Blue said...

i'd say that marriage to Gisele might be good.

or it might be the same as marriage to any wife...you get tired of her

Muschamped said...

LP would rather live in Boston than NY. Got it.

Blue said...

that was kind of (ns)

El Padrino said...

its about NFL vs MLB

Muschamped said...

You've watched MLB, right?

El Padrino said...

so you'd rather be jeter

El Padrino said...

being qb is way cooler

think of hike school, qb of the football team was it

Muschamped said...

If I lived my entire life in hike school, then yeah, I'd rather be QB

tem said...

to my knowledge jeter doesn't have AIDS.


also, rich people don't get AIDS.

See Johnson, Magic.

tem said...

in hike school the QB was also the Shortstop.

Muschamped said...

They bolth have michigan ties, so I wouldn't want to be either of them

Muschamped said...

in hike school the QB was also the Shortstop.




No, our QB played CF. I was SS

El Padrino said...

pick one

El Padrino said...

No, our QB played CF. I was SS


^^

QB's play CF

always

El Padrino said...

star position

El Padrino said...

corners or rb's played short

Lil Brother said...

"They bolth have michigan ties, so I wouldn't want to be either of them"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Muschamped said...

I wish I had a Michigan tie

/LP

Muschamped said...

H is too busy asking people if he can borrow a car for 3 weeks to have time to post

El Padrino said...

I like how the guy sitting next to the chick ignored her until he heard her voice

D said...

Ed! fat chick serving her dish then saying she felt like she was overheating again was hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think nyesha won again in last chance

Muschamped said...

Yeah she's awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone still playing words with friends

Muschamped said...

Not Nyesha, Sara

Muschamped said...

Yes on WWF

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dungy told Dan Patrick that he prefers Baylor quarterback Robert Griffin III to Luck, mainly because of his mobility."

should have stayed coach to try to save peyton's as., this won't do it

Muschamped said...

Think RGIII is the right choice, too.

/mizelock

Muschamped said...

TP
I just turned on the tv and it has the new DTV guide now

Lil Brother said...

"i think nyesha won again in last chance"

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

started a game with keef

Lil Brother said...

"anyone still playing words with friends"

yes

Lil Brother said...

"started a game with keef"

my wwf is TP1221

El Padrino said...

dat ass

Muschamped said...

Cmk tried to pull a "hey would it be ok if we had bgas' birthday party on Sunday the 5th?" I axed her if that was a joke and she said "no. We can have the party and then people can stay for the super bowltm." I said, no let's have it on Saturday.

Muschamped said...

Spiff, gotta get HWF, too

Spaceman Spiff said...

started game with TP

Spaceman Spiff said...

fmspiff plays hangingwf, i dont like it that much

Muschamped said...

You got engaged?

Muschamped said...

We watched that Cedar Rapids movie the other night. It wasn't bad

Spaceman Spiff said...

making pork cutlets and spaghetti marinara tonight

Spaceman Spiff said...

does andy bernard act like andy or stu from the hangover in that movie

Muschamped said...

does andy bernard act like andy or stu from the hangover in that movie



Probably Stu. His character is the most naive person

El Padrino said...

making pork cutlets and spaghetti marinara tonight

suite

Blue said...

"I like how the guy sitting next to the chick ignored her until he heard her voice"


she's the subway version of bieber

Blue said...

"We watched that Cedar Rapids movie the other night. It wasn't bad"

i liked it. A lot of good actors

and he's a good mixture of stu and the nard dog


super naive

Spaceman Spiff said...

rudy fernandez oop

El Padrino said...

is that the guy from morehead st.?

not sure if i got the school right

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea

Blue said...

That's his first NBA points


an awesome way to break that cherry



the kid is a stud

Blue said...

he's not getting much playing time because he has a limited offensive game right now, but it's tough to keep him out of the games.

when he gets minutes, he's a monster

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he's not getting much playing time because he has a limited offensive game right now, but it's tough to keep him out of the games."

especially with orton in front of him, he'll be starting in no time

wait wut

El Padrino said...

just realized zambrano + ozzie = hilarity

Blue said...

he's playing behind kosta koufus

El Padrino said...

bless you

Muschamped said...

kosta koufus


from?

Blue said...

"from?"

the end of the bench

El Padrino said...

Greece

El Padrino said...

just a hunch

Muschamped said...

Ohio State

Muschamped said...

Born in Ohio

Blue said...

yeah, he has dual citizenship between here and greece supposedly

El Padrino said...

halal for lunch

Muschamped said...

I'm having leftover frittata

tem said...

i had a pulled pork sammich

Muschamped said...

Someone on FB just posted something saying find the song that was #1 on the day you were born and post a YouTube video of it. I looked up mine, fucking Hotel California

Meiz said...

Free Rudy Fernandez

tem said...

"Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band" Meco


just kidding that was right before i was born. probably when keith was born.

tem said...

"You Light Up My Life" Debby Boone

Meiz said...

"I looked up mine, fucking Hotel California"


Mine is a song I've never heard of before

El Padrino said...

this is mine

El Padrino said...

dont

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

El Padrino said...

"Mine is a song I've never heard of before"

and it is....

Muschamped said...

just kidding that was right before i was born. probably when keith was born.



Your reader should mention that mine was hotel California

Muschamped said...

Man, this kid fucking loves oatmeal

tem said...

my reader looked at that post but didn't read it.

tem said...

your face is oateal

Muschamped said...

i don't know what that means

Blue said...

never realized KC from the sunshine band was white (ns)

Muschamped said...

dat ass

Muschamped said...

dem tits

Meiz said...

"and it is...."

I have no clue. I'm not gonna look it up, because our internet connection is practically dial up. It would take me 5 minutes to get the answer.

El Padrino said...

keef is wathcing porn

Muschamped said...

keef is eating lunch

Lil Brother said...

tears of a clown - smokey robinson

El Padrino said...

i like how that fat chick who almost died on TC last night was so excited about doing a bbq challenge then saying

i love grilling

bitch grilling is not bbq

Spaceman Spiff said...

"halal for lunch"

damn you, from THE cart?

tem said...

meiz was:

"I Love a Rainy Night" Eddie Rabbitt

El Padrino said...

"damn you, from THE cart?"

not the one in midtown no

Spaceman Spiff said...

"All Night Long (All Night)" Lionel Richie

El Padrino said...

suite great jam

El Padrino said...

Liam Neeson throat chopping wolves

i'm in

Spaceman Spiff said...

back to back neeson trailers before the sherlock holmes showing, remember that one, totally forgot what the other one was about

Spaceman Spiff said...

just checked, it was 'battleship'

also saw this on his imdb

"Untitled Taken Sequel"

suite

I will find you again, and i will kill you...


...again

El Padrino said...

wrath of titans?

El Padrino said...

there is a taken sequel

El Padrino said...

ah so we're both looking it up

El Padrino said...

In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper Mills killed while rescuing his daughter.

fucking suite

El Padrino said...

sounds like Die Hard 3 with more throat chopping and less jokes

same badassery applies

El Padrino said...

this could be like a nice little run here like the Bourne series

El Padrino said...

spiff

El Padrino said...

dem tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Paul Westphal is out as Kings coach."

El Padrino said...

Det. Marty Compton of the Parma Police Department tells Fox 8 News that Ronald Deaver, 31, of Parma, was arrested and charged with felonious assault for allegedly stabbing a 48-year-old Garfield Heights man following an argument.

Det. Compton says the fight began because the victim did not know that singer Beyonce’s husband is rapper Jay-Z.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

El Padrino said...

doritos commercial is awesome, not airing

El Padrino said...

hilarious

Muschamped said...

"I Love a Rainy Night" Eddie Rabbitt



NFW mize doesn't know that song

Pass the Lysol said...

"About 24 million (NHL all-star) votes were cast by fans from Nov. 14 until Jan. 4 in the all-digital balloting, a 66 percent increase over last season."


None of the NHL's top 10 point scorers this season was voted into the game by fans."


I'm not sure how, but I suspect spiff was involved

Spaceman Spiff said...

does the NHL have their version of Yao Ming now?

El Padrino said...

is it too late to start a library?

Pass the Lysol said...

does the NHL have their version of Yao Ming now?



yeah, fans in Ottawa, they voted 4 Senators onto the team...HA! Love it!!

Muschamped said...

The anarchy!

Pass the Lysol said...

got up to 53 degrees here today

complete madness, blew the old record out of the water; our average high is about 10

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Montee Ball will not be entering NFL draft"

El Padrino said...

Broad Street Hockey, a Flyers blog, posted about the incident, then linked to the post on their Facebook page. The goal, of course, was to broadcast the footage so that somebody might identify the assailants and permit the authorities to find them and punish them appropriately.

As it turns out, one of the assailants appears to have gone ahead and cut out the middleman. You should really go read this whole post and its comments for the full story and screenshots, but basically, this guy is a fool. An individual named Edward Neary posted the following comment on BSH's Facebook post:

it was me and my friends do somethin about it u fagits



stay classy philly

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it was me and my friends do somethin about it u fagits"

hilarity

Muschamped said...

21/22

El Padrino said...

Jesus the over in the saints game is 60

Muschamped said...

Saints 63 - LIONS 3

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Oklahoma announced Landry Jones staying in school"

El Padrino said...

good decision

RGIII, Luck, Barkely

all ahead

Spaceman Spiff said...

barkley staying in school, had a presser

Blue said...

yeah, the QB class keeps getting weaker


tannenhill a top 10 guy now probably

Muschamped said...

O Tannenhill

Pass the Lysol said...

"Someone on FB just posted something saying find the song that was #1 on the day you were born and post a YouTube video of it. I looked up mine, fucking Hotel California"


gross. Mine is Reunited by Peaches and Herb, I've always dug that one.

Pass the Lysol said...

it's funny, cmkod and I were just talking about that last night...I already knew mine, she looked hers up. She probably saw it on facebook.

Muschamped said...

gross. Mine is Reunited by Peaches and Herb, I've always dug that one.



Never heard of it before

/mize

Muschamped said...

Wall

Aitch said...

If I recall correctly, earlier this week Jug said that he could do a post this week. Therefore, I believe the failure was his.

Muschamped said...

Rev Walk is gonna be 40 tomorrow

Aitch said...

The Mize stuff from last night was mind bottling*

Aitch said...

I was totally picking up what Keith was putting down but Mize was taking offense. Twas hilarity.

Aitch said...

However, i dont know the mize song either I don't think.

Muschamped said...

Jugdish said...
aitch, was it you who is posting for me this thursday and next? i can write one for this week if you need me to



H didn't respond. Blame back on H

Aitch said...

Car situation has got me stressing

Muschamped said...

I was totally picking up what Keith was putting down but Mize was taking offense. Twas hilarity.



Amazing huh. Talking to mize is exactly like talking to cmk. It doesn't matter what I say, they both have their argument in their own mind and can't see the forest through the trees

Aitch said...

Of course you take the position of busting my balls

Muschamped said...

I guess its for the trees not through the trees

Muschamped said...

Of course you take the position of busting my balls



Of course. The Mayans haven't ended us yet

Aitch said...

Seriously. What you were saying is totally true. Ideally if someone starts making more money they should stick to the lifestyle they're used to, with slight tweaks, and save the surplus. But that is RARELY the case.

The more you make the more you spend.

Aitch said...

Can't see the forest from the trees
And you cant smell your own shit on your knees

Muschamped said...

But that is RARELY the case



But mize would totally stick to it, we can't forget that

Muschamped said...

Beautiful People

Aitch said...

A shit ton of people that gfH and I know are sick right now. I told her it must be the beginning of the apocalypse that the Mayans predicted.

Aitch said...

How about them Bruins, huh?

Muschamped said...

Or it's wintertime

Aitch said...

Pats OC reportedly taking the Penn St yob*

Muschamped said...

How about them Bruins, huh?



Didn't look good in the bowl game against Illinois

Aitch said...

I knew you'd make a UCLA joke. So predictable at times... but that's why we like ya!

Muschamped said...

Saw Boston was up 7-0 on the ticker earlier. That's a lot

Lil Brother said...

how's the new dtv guide working out for you, keith?

Muschamped said...

Not much different. It moves a lot faster through the screens, though. There was a lot of lag on the other one

Meiz said...

"NFW mize doesn't know that song"


I just youtubed it. I am not familiar with that song.

Aitch said...

Good night assholes

Lil Brother said...

wall

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