Michael Kay, who if you look up the word BUFFOONERY his entire face is next to it, was going nuts on the radio yesterday because he was the only one on his show who would prefer to be Derek Jeter over Tom Brady.
Now we wish both would die but if you had to choose one who would you want. The answer is simple. Quarterback. And all he kept screaming about was BUT CAPTAIN OF THE YANKEES! Listen dickwad football trumps baseball anytime and all the time. Even though Brady is the devil I'd rather be him than Jeter.
So much for WVU getting blowed out.
Funny thing about raises. God damn taxes.
Carmelo is awesome. The Knicks.....not so much.
I'm on board for the firing of D'Antoni. He is the Mike Martz of the NBA. He needs a great defensive coordinator which I thought they had in Mike Woodson. Maybe they need more time to hair gel.
GOLF PICKS!
Fucking Jug.
side dem tits
Soccer goalie scores on himself
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BAM!
good post EP
i don't like chicks that pale
like she's in one of those vampire movies
"i don't like chicks that pale"
i like big pale titties though
with great big pink nipples
Jeter fucks a different girl every night.
Brady fucks the same super model and she does his hair.
advantage Jeter.
jeter is on a team with arod.
brady is on a team with wes welker.
advantage brady
jeter is coached by some guy i can't spell his name.
brady is coached by hoodie.
advantage push?
Jeter fucks a different girl every night
so tem would prefer aids
jeter plays 162 games plus 15 or so st games
brady plays 20 games
Tem prefers aids
LP prefers Uggs
Advantage: tem
marriage to gisele must be better than marriage to not gisele
uggs are awful
i'd say that marriage to Gisele might be good.
or it might be the same as marriage to any wife...you get tired of her
LP would rather live in Boston than NY. Got it.
that was kind of (ns)
its about NFL vs MLB
You've watched MLB, right?
so you'd rather be jeter
being qb is way cooler
think of hike school, qb of the football team was it
If I lived my entire life in hike school, then yeah, I'd rather be QB
to my knowledge jeter doesn't have AIDS.
also, rich people don't get AIDS.
See Johnson, Magic.
in hike school the QB was also the Shortstop.
They bolth have michigan ties, so I wouldn't want to be either of them
in hike school the QB was also the Shortstop.
No, our QB played CF. I was SS
pick one
No, our QB played CF. I was SS
^^
QB's play CF
always
star position
corners or rb's played short
"They bolth have michigan ties, so I wouldn't want to be either of them"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I wish I had a Michigan tie
/LP
H is too busy asking people if he can borrow a car for 3 weeks to have time to post
I like how the guy sitting next to the chick ignored her until he heard her voice
Ed! fat chick serving her dish then saying she felt like she was overheating again was hilarity
i think nyesha won again in last chance
Yeah she's awful
anyone still playing words with friends
Not Nyesha, Sara
Yes on WWF
"Dungy told Dan Patrick that he prefers Baylor quarterback Robert Griffin III to Luck, mainly because of his mobility."
should have stayed coach to try to save peyton's as., this won't do it
Think RGIII is the right choice, too.
/mizelock
TP
I just turned on the tv and it has the new DTV guide now
"i think nyesha won again in last chance"
yes
started a game with keef
"anyone still playing words with friends"
yes
"started a game with keef"
my wwf is TP1221
dat ass
Cmk tried to pull a "hey would it be ok if we had bgas' birthday party on Sunday the 5th?" I axed her if that was a joke and she said "no. We can have the party and then people can stay for the super bowltm." I said, no let's have it on Saturday.
Spiff, gotta get HWF, too
started game with TP
fmspiff plays hangingwf, i dont like it that much
You got engaged?
We watched that Cedar Rapids movie the other night. It wasn't bad
making pork cutlets and spaghetti marinara tonight
does andy bernard act like andy or stu from the hangover in that movie
does andy bernard act like andy or stu from the hangover in that movie
Probably Stu. His character is the most naive person
making pork cutlets and spaghetti marinara tonight
suite
"I like how the guy sitting next to the chick ignored her until he heard her voice"
she's the subway version of bieber
"We watched that Cedar Rapids movie the other night. It wasn't bad"
i liked it. A lot of good actors
and he's a good mixture of stu and the nard dog
super naive
rudy fernandez oop
is that the guy from morehead st.?
not sure if i got the school right
yea
That's his first NBA points
an awesome way to break that cherry
the kid is a stud
he's not getting much playing time because he has a limited offensive game right now, but it's tough to keep him out of the games.
when he gets minutes, he's a monster
"he's not getting much playing time because he has a limited offensive game right now, but it's tough to keep him out of the games."
especially with orton in front of him, he'll be starting in no time
wait wut
just realized zambrano + ozzie = hilarity
he's playing behind kosta koufus
bless you
kosta koufus
from?
"from?"
the end of the bench
Greece
just a hunch
Ohio State
Born in Ohio
yeah, he has dual citizenship between here and greece supposedly
halal for lunch
I'm having leftover frittata
i had a pulled pork sammich
Someone on FB just posted something saying find the song that was #1 on the day you were born and post a YouTube video of it. I looked up mine, fucking Hotel California
Free Rudy Fernandez
"Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band" Meco
just kidding that was right before i was born. probably when keith was born.
"You Light Up My Life" Debby Boone
"I looked up mine, fucking Hotel California"
Mine is a song I've never heard of before
this is mine
dont
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Mine is a song I've never heard of before"
and it is....
just kidding that was right before i was born. probably when keith was born.
Your reader should mention that mine was hotel California
Man, this kid fucking loves oatmeal
my reader looked at that post but didn't read it.
your face is oateal
i don't know what that means
never realized KC from the sunshine band was white (ns)
dat ass
dem tits
"and it is...."
I have no clue. I'm not gonna look it up, because our internet connection is practically dial up. It would take me 5 minutes to get the answer.
keef is wathcing porn
keef is eating lunch
tears of a clown - smokey robinson
i like how that fat chick who almost died on TC last night was so excited about doing a bbq challenge then saying
i love grilling
bitch grilling is not bbq
"halal for lunch"
damn you, from THE cart?
meiz was:
"I Love a Rainy Night" Eddie Rabbitt
"damn you, from THE cart?"
not the one in midtown no
"All Night Long (All Night)" Lionel Richie
suite great jam
Liam Neeson throat chopping wolves
i'm in
back to back neeson trailers before the sherlock holmes showing, remember that one, totally forgot what the other one was about
just checked, it was 'battleship'
also saw this on his imdb
"Untitled Taken Sequel"
suite
I will find you again, and i will kill you...
...again
wrath of titans?
there is a taken sequel
ah so we're both looking it up
In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper Mills killed while rescuing his daughter.
fucking suite
sounds like Die Hard 3 with more throat chopping and less jokes
same badassery applies
this could be like a nice little run here like the Bourne series
spiff
dem tits
"Paul Westphal is out as Kings coach."
Det. Marty Compton of the Parma Police Department tells Fox 8 News that Ronald Deaver, 31, of Parma, was arrested and charged with felonious assault for allegedly stabbing a 48-year-old Garfield Heights man following an argument.
Det. Compton says the fight began because the victim did not know that singer Beyonce’s husband is rapper Jay-Z.
dem tits
doritos commercial is awesome, not airing
hilarious
"I Love a Rainy Night" Eddie Rabbitt
NFW mize doesn't know that song
"About 24 million (NHL all-star) votes were cast by fans from Nov. 14 until Jan. 4 in the all-digital balloting, a 66 percent increase over last season."
None of the NHL's top 10 point scorers this season was voted into the game by fans."
I'm not sure how, but I suspect spiff was involved
does the NHL have their version of Yao Ming now?
is it too late to start a library?
does the NHL have their version of Yao Ming now?
yeah, fans in Ottawa, they voted 4 Senators onto the team...HA! Love it!!
The anarchy!
got up to 53 degrees here today
complete madness, blew the old record out of the water; our average high is about 10
"Montee Ball will not be entering NFL draft"
Broad Street Hockey, a Flyers blog, posted about the incident, then linked to the post on their Facebook page. The goal, of course, was to broadcast the footage so that somebody might identify the assailants and permit the authorities to find them and punish them appropriately.
As it turns out, one of the assailants appears to have gone ahead and cut out the middleman. You should really go read this whole post and its comments for the full story and screenshots, but basically, this guy is a fool. An individual named Edward Neary posted the following comment on BSH's Facebook post:
it was me and my friends do somethin about it u fagits
stay classy philly
"it was me and my friends do somethin about it u fagits"
hilarity
21/22
Jesus the over in the saints game is 60
Saints 63 - LIONS 3
"Oklahoma announced Landry Jones staying in school"
good decision
RGIII, Luck, Barkely
all ahead
barkley staying in school, had a presser
yeah, the QB class keeps getting weaker
tannenhill a top 10 guy now probably
O Tannenhill
"Someone on FB just posted something saying find the song that was #1 on the day you were born and post a YouTube video of it. I looked up mine, fucking Hotel California"
gross. Mine is Reunited by Peaches and Herb, I've always dug that one.
it's funny, cmkod and I were just talking about that last night...I already knew mine, she looked hers up. She probably saw it on facebook.
gross. Mine is Reunited by Peaches and Herb, I've always dug that one.
Never heard of it before
/mize
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If I recall correctly, earlier this week Jug said that he could do a post this week. Therefore, I believe the failure was his.
Rev Walk is gonna be 40 tomorrow
The Mize stuff from last night was mind bottling*
I was totally picking up what Keith was putting down but Mize was taking offense. Twas hilarity.
However, i dont know the mize song either I don't think.
Jugdish said...
aitch, was it you who is posting for me this thursday and next? i can write one for this week if you need me to
H didn't respond. Blame back on H
Car situation has got me stressing
I was totally picking up what Keith was putting down but Mize was taking offense. Twas hilarity.
Amazing huh. Talking to mize is exactly like talking to cmk. It doesn't matter what I say, they both have their argument in their own mind and can't see the forest through the trees
Of course you take the position of busting my balls
I guess its for the trees not through the trees
Of course you take the position of busting my balls
Of course. The Mayans haven't ended us yet
Seriously. What you were saying is totally true. Ideally if someone starts making more money they should stick to the lifestyle they're used to, with slight tweaks, and save the surplus. But that is RARELY the case.
The more you make the more you spend.
Can't see the forest from the trees
And you cant smell your own shit on your knees
But that is RARELY the case
But mize would totally stick to it, we can't forget that
Beautiful People
A shit ton of people that gfH and I know are sick right now. I told her it must be the beginning of the apocalypse that the Mayans predicted.
How about them Bruins, huh?
Or it's wintertime
Pats OC reportedly taking the Penn St yob*
How about them Bruins, huh?
Didn't look good in the bowl game against Illinois
I knew you'd make a UCLA joke. So predictable at times... but that's why we like ya!
Saw Boston was up 7-0 on the ticker earlier. That's a lot
how's the new dtv guide working out for you, keith?
Not much different. It moves a lot faster through the screens, though. There was a lot of lag on the other one
"NFW mize doesn't know that song"
I just youtubed it. I am not familiar with that song.
Good night assholes
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