Monday, December 31, 2012


Hope the Redskins get revenge on them Seahawks (for '06 game) and Pete doesn't do any struttin'.


Everybody get drunk tonight.

Friday, December 28, 2012


Does anyone really care about Week 17 picks?  If so I'll make them in the post.

I like the smell of weld.

My New Years resolution is to eat more pierogies and cum inside vagina.

Did I rail on New Years Resoltuions on here or the ol el Pad blog?

Cliff Notes version:  I hate people who make NY resolutions, it's complete shit.

Only thing that changes at midnight is the year.  Your still an asshole, your still fat and you still make poor decisions.  Eat a dick new year resolution bitches.

Remember that conversation we had a few times where I was amazed at things like, I wonder who the first guy to pull a lobster out of the ocean and eat it.  Food makes so much sense to me I have already decided that if shit continues downhill in this industry that I will go to Culinary School and become a chef.  NS.

Did I ever tell you the story that I almost enlisted in the Marine corp?

I said to my family the other day, after the huge xmas eve feast, why don't we eat more of this shit throughout the year and my uncle said because then today wouldn't be so special. 

That guy drops gems for days.  What a dude.  Closest thing to a father figure in my life.

Crazy too you think, shit I'm 32, soon to be 33 and the need for a dad in your life is stronger than ever.  you'd think as you got older it fade away.  It doesn't.

Man I am real talkative this morning.

I was readint a thesis on the subprime mortgage crash and how it correlates to the Fiscal Cliff -it's by a charting expert - normally I hate charts because they are tunnel vision but this was pretty good.

No clue why I just mentioned that.

I'm 88% sure I will be at Super Bowl 2014.

I tried to count how many beers I drank this year, like approx.  Gave up.  What a dumb idea.

Jessica Rabbit, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.  Fuck Marry Kill.


Thursday, December 27, 2012

Food Coma

I ate...A LOT...over the Christmas holiday.

I work two days this week and am off all of next week....suite.

I wish I was going to Steamboat this year.


Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012

RGIIImas Eve

Game was pretty much over but WFT:

Nash hit the game winner his first game back, couldn't find a GIF, so you get this from the game:

Dem Tits

Dat Ass

Strutting into the holidays like this:

Friday, December 21, 2012

suck brick kid

"And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"

Merry Christmas.

Atlanta -4
New Orleans +3.0
Tennessee +13.0
Kansas City +6.5
Miami -4.5
San Diego +2.0
Washington -5.5
Pittsburgh -4
St. Louis +3.0
Oakland +9.0
New England -14.5
Houston -7.5
Cleveland +13.0
Chicago -5.5
Baltimore +2.0
San Francisco pick em

Wednesday, December 19, 2012


just kidding

fucking tem gets married and it ruins the whole show

i don't feel like christmas shopping

broncos will have to win 14 straight games if they're going to win a superbowl ™ this year.  I find that highly unlikely, but it has been fun watching them.

Von miller is a beast, but man JJ Watt is a super beast.

NBA season is about to start.  Nuggets played 18 of their first 25 games on the road, weird schedule.  Most lopsided schedule to start the season since the 92 bulls or something, only 4 times has it been this lopsided...just means they'll have a shitload of home games in January and February.

Carmelo always plays well the year after an olympics.  I'm rooting for the guy, but lets see how long it lasts.

"Nick Saban to stay at Alabama"...ya think?  Dude can stay there, and make as much money as he would in the NFL.  He's got kids falling all over themselves to come there, and he runs that school/town.  He'd be the dumbest man in all of the south if he left...and that's saying something.

SNL had a tribute to the Sandy Hook kids, had a choir of kids singing silent was touching, very nice.

People are sick fucks.  Spent the whole night saturday listening to people argue about a) gun control and b) home schooling your kids.  I told them all they were fucking stupid.  I'm not going to homeschool my kids because there's a .001% chance their school might get shot up.  Of course, now taking that stance, i'll feel dumb if it happens.  But i'm not going to live in fear, nor teach my kids to live in fear.  Second, maybe if the principal had been armed it could have saved lives.  Is saving 10 lives, 15 lives out of the 26 solving the problem?  I don't know, I guess i'd have to ask the parents of the kids who still died.  I've never been a gun guy, but I may be coming around, i'm not sure.  Although i think it would get me into more trouble than protect me. 

get a gun, they're cool


As we embark upon this holiday season, I leave you with one final though on my last post before Christmas

Monday, December 17, 2012

Hail To The Redskins

First place in the NFC East, for now.

Suite LOV logo by Tyler:

Weekend had a lot of knockouts, here are a few:

Grown man: How could Marshall do that to a child after what happened in Newtown?

Poor guy:

When Ricky Rubio calls for the ball, you give him the ball so he can do this:

dem tits
dat ass

Classic Jessica Biel GIF:

Filipino hilarity:
oh my got!he's det!nine-wahn-wahn!he's not moobing!

Dude got blasted:

Friday, December 14, 2012

Giants +1.5 over FALCONS
The birds can suck my dick.

Green Bay -3 over CHICAGO
Bears have no offence

RAMS -3 over Vikes
Fisher rukles

Jax +7 over FINS
I'm so tired right no.

Tampa Bay +3.5 over SAINTS
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale then a few Blue Moons

RAVENS +2.5 over Broncos
The food was terrible.

Colts +8.5 over TEXANS
Dawkins is mad he aint on the Broncos right now

Seattle -535 over BUFFARO
Nigger.  /Django movie

Detroit -6 over ARIZONA
Fucking Lindley

SD -3 over Carolina
I'm warming up my arm right now.

Steelers -1.5 over COWBOYS
When the Cowboys need a win do they get it?

KC +3 over Oakland

NE -5.5 over Niners

Jets +1.5 over TITANS

Thursday, December 13, 2012


I'm posting from DC this week...Knoxville next week.

Side bar off the Mize/Keef fued on driving times...How long is your commute to work? I've been very fortunate to never have had a commute of over 15 minutes in my life. After all that time I'm not sure I'd handle a long commute very well. I'm up in the DC area this week for a class, and I have some friends in the area that I've been visiting after the class lets out...during rush hour. Yeah, no long commute for Jug. I enjoy not having to spend two hours a day in traffic.

Facebook and Twitter had crickets after the Texans got beatdown by the Pats last Monday. Houston sports fans don't know how to handle the success of their teams very well, so they become instantly obnoxious when their team does well. I actually don't mind the Texans, but find myself rooting against them just to shut their fans up sometimes.


I wonder if this internet thing will ever catch on. Access to too much information is not always a good thing. Cmjug, while I love her to death, is one of those who likes to research medical symptoms on the interwebs and assume the worst. Not good times.

On the agenda for 2013...see Willie Nelson in concert. The dude is old and I want to see him concert before he dies, or before I jump off another bridge. Who knows how that would turn out. Also...maybe the George Strait show at the rodeo since he is retiring.

An angel flight is a flight carrying the casket of a fallen soldier, sailor, marine, or airman. That link is to a good song written by a good song writer about angel flights.

Crown Royal makes a maple flavored whiskey...have you tried it? tasty on the rocks!

Its always interesting listening to local sports talk in different cities. "Will the Ravens even make the playoffs?!?!" much as everyone loves RGIII...apparently he is a god in the DC area...and in mize's new apartment. When is the move in date?

Do you need help moving? /Cubs chick

cubs chick = mythical beast

That's it...go!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

I'm all out of knowledge

  • Carmelo Anthony is the greatest american born basketball player of our time
  • Detroit is a shithole and needs to figure out a way to get people to come to basketball games (maybe try winning), or the team is going to get moved to Kansas City.
  • Paul Tagliabue basically gives an FU to Goodell.
  • Lakers continue to suck
  • Larry Frank just looks funny on a sideline to me
  • Youk signed with the Yankees, couldn't care less about those two teams
  • 13 days until Christmas.  My holiday season doesn't feel very holidayish, but that's partly because cmblue and both bgblue's birthdays are in December.
  • despite all the pictures you put out there, mila kunis is still hot
  • I also enjoy Jack Bauer's daughter, and she's back on TV.  Happy Endings is a decent enuff show and has Damon Wayans son on it too

  • I also find Zooey Deschanel oddly intriguing.  I don't know if it's her nerdy-ness, or what but i'm weirdly attracted to her.  I looked for any decent pictures and couldn't find any, so spiff, do your best..or not
That is all

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

I can't compete

Stop it

Arbys just stop it. I don't care where Subway cuts their meat. I don't care if the idiot Subway sandwich artist is not in charge of cutting the ham for my club sammich. Have you seen these kids? Do you really want them cutting the food? They are pretty much guaranteed to get injured. I am glad that a machine somewhere cuts the Subway meat, it has probably saved 1,000 kids' fingers. And while we are at it, Arby's your folks don't instill confidence. Maybe you should revisit this letting them run a meat slicer idea. And drop your prices.

Company Party

Had a company party yesterday that included spouses. All the females told cmtem stories about how their pregnancy went. I think they like to reminice. I have no idea how to spell reminice. That doesn't look right. Oh well. I typed it wrong. So anyway, I am pretty sure cmtem did not enjoy the stories. Overall though a fun night. I didn't think my coworkers were much fun. I am now sure of it, but at least I know I can tolerate being in a fancy situation with them. I didn't embarass myself which was a huge concern.


Facestalked the daughter of a coworker. She has over 1,700 friends. I can't even name that many people.

Stop it part 2

People who are inviting me to things everyone knows I won't go to. The Warrior Dash? Really? I am 220+ pounds and totally out of shape. That is basically asking me to commit suicide. Ban the Warrior Dash....too dangerous.


Thanks for trying. I'll put your chances of winning the title just above the Bucs. So you have like a 2% chance to their 0.5%.

Monday, December 10, 2012


Brutal, supposedly no serious damage , I am skeptical. Nice win though.

Fucking fantasy playoffs, was down 6 with Leshoure/Jennings/Owen Daniels against Texans D. Thought I was set, but now it's only Owen+2 vs. Texans D, shitting bricks, cmon fucking Pats, run up the score tonight. WFT, If I lose having gotten 46 from Seattle D, son...RIP Spiff.

Damn, BJ Penn lost pitifully. He needs to retire or give it another shot at LW and retire if he still sucks there.

Pacquiao died for a minute:

Good night sweet princeiao:

Of course someone updated Manny's wiki right after:

Mcdonalds serving breakfast starting at midnight now around here, so suite, but haven't taken advantage of it yet.

I always panic when it comes time to buy gifts, think I'm not going to be able to find anything, but then I always do, still panicking right now though.

Titus Young hilarity:
"The receiver continually complained to coaches and teammates that he should be getting the ball more because he's better than Johnson"

WFT is this shit, NFL edition[Dolphins player regarding week 13 game against Pats]: "It really (ticked) me off," backup defensive tackle Tony McDaniel said, according to The Palm Beach Post. "It was disrespectful to us to run the same play over and over and be successful.: "Normally when somebody's driving down the field, you just think, 'Well, they just had a good run there,' but you run the same play over and over, as a competitor, that (ticks) me off."

Is this fucking idiot serious?

Ray Lewis is gonna have the Justin Tuck facemask when he comes back:

Hate to do this, but it's my duty:
Oh shit, a camera

Just look away

fuck, they got me

To wash your eyes:
dem tits

dat ass

Following up on that previous youtube vid I posted, a 13 minute compilation of driving in Russia:

Don't even have to watch the whole thing for it to be awesome.

One of my favorite GIFs:

I wish for an NFLer to become aware of it and use it as a TD dance.

If and only if you have watched the movie "Flight", watch this, fucking hilarity. Don;t do yourself a disservice and watch it without watching Flight first. If you end up watching it when it comes out on DVD/netflix, remember to come back to this:

Friday, December 07, 2012

picks & thoughts

Next Monday night game is Titans/Jets. EL OH EL.
Schefter was on sportscenter wearing hipster glasses.  Man I really want to kill hipsters.
Sportscenter is such shit nowadays remember when it was gold?  Keef Olbermann/Dan Patrick nightly show.  Now they argue about whether ot not Kobe is the greatest Laker of all time.  Or which Heisman candidate will be the best pro.  Speaking of Heizy* imagine being Collin Klein and being the third wheel invite having absolutely no shot at all at winning this thing.  I mean it's all Manziel and Teo at this point.  Everyone knows this.  Klein is the Ross Perot of this shit.

Speaking of Ross hope you guys are aware he is one of the best businessmen in American History.  That is no hyperbole my friend.  Might be one of the only guys to sell two holding companies to two corp giants for 2 billion plus TWICE in his career.

Fuck Kobe.  And fuck Jordan too.  Assholes.

When Oreos dye the cream filling it fucking infuriates me.  Red cream.  Dick move bro.

Bruce Lee would win UFC if he were alive today.

Had off yesterday worked most of the day.  So far it's been fun being the main boss.  S. 


St. Lou +3 over BUFFALO
Jeff Fisher's stache vs. Chain Gailey's dentures?  WHO YA GOT.

CINCY -3 over Dallas
Funny thing about the Giants loss was pretending that Dallas would have a shot at the division going into the last game with Washington.  Maybe the Redskins will have that shot.  Dallas will lose two more, this one for sure.  Cincy has played really well for quite some time now.

Kc +6.5 over BROWNS
Since when are the Browns allowed to give points?

COLTS -5.5 over Titans
I agree with Freak.  Luck has been better.  RGIII is running a gimmick offense. To some extent.  And has a power running game to rely on.

Bears -3 over VIKES
Keep.  Pace. With. Green Bay. Setting. Up. Showdown.

Steelers over San Diego, line don't matter.  Hope it snows.  Interested to see how many picks Rivers will throw in the snow.

TAMPA -7.5 over Philly
Got nothing.  Philly playing out the string is all I have to say about that.  Fucking Bryce Brown ending my fantasy season stings the nostrils.  Hope his momma dies.

Baltimore +2.5 over the RGIII's
No Suggs it seems.  Just think Baltimore is pissed off they just lost to Charlie Fucking Batch at home. 

Atlanta -3.5 over CAROLINA
Fly Falcons Fly.

JAX +2.5 over Jets
Never picking the Jets ever again.  Ever.  If I do please smack my face.

Miami +10 over SF
10?  Miami is fiesty. 10 seems high.

SEATTLE -10 over Arizona
10?  Arizona offense blows?  10 seems low.

GB -7 over Det
Rodgers numbers still sick ya know. 

NE-3.5 over Houston
It's cold.

Thursday, December 06, 2012


I'm running a bit late this morning. Actually, if I ran maybe I wouldn't be as late.

I don't travel much for my yob, but I'll be on the road the next two weeks starting on Sunday. Next week I'll be in DC, and the week after I'll be in Knoxville.

Tonight I'm going here for this. The site says "An intimate acostic performance...". Knows English. The House of Blues is a decent enough venue, but expensive to drink at. Titty bar prices without the titties.

Funny headline: Madam to Finger NFL Bigs

I'm slightly hungover.

Playoffs start in fantasy this weekend in 2 of my 3 leagues. Matt Ryan has been killing me lately. I don't have MACLIN on any of my teams.

Kobe hit 30,000 points last night and I'm already tired of all the "where does he rank all time" and "who is the greatest Laker of all time" talk. Who is the greatest LOV-er of all time?


Wednesday, December 05, 2012

I don't want yer life

  • Today is Wednesday, December 5th. 
  • There are 19 shopping days left until Christmas.
  • Today is bgblue1's 5th birthday
  • Tomorrow is tem's 30somethingish birthday
  • Blue's sister is still pregnant
  • Blue's mom is upset because the father is black (like if a white dude had got her pregnant it would be all ok)
  • Blue offered to adopt the baby, only if it was a boy.  Sister of Blue is like 5'10 so this black baby is gonna be a basketball superstar
  • Tebow is not gonna start for the JETS (TP is sad)
  • Does Dan Shanoff still have a job?
  • I always enjoy Elf at christmas time, but not that goofy idiot that plays buddy on the broadway production
  • Wizards beat the Heat last night.  Flip's 3rd straight win against Lebron and the boyz
  • Is Flip Saunders still their coach?
  • Nope, it's Randy Wittman
  • Google masheen works wonders
  • Bielema choses to go cheer pig sooey. 
  • Idaho hired Petrino
  • Robin Yount can still hit, Dale Sveuem* can attest to that
  • whatta gotta Pelicans?  Why not change your name to the Voodoos or the Shadowmen or Beads or Bourbon Street or something less ghey but not french.
  • CU wants to hire Butch something from Cincinatti, he was all on board until he found out he could get the job at Wisconsin.
  • Von Miller should be the Defensive Player of the year.  Not that i'm biased or anything
  • Baseball winter meetings are heating up, who ya got?
  • Thursday night football always creeps up on me quick like.

Tuesday, December 04, 2012


Got an email ad to buy Blue Jackets tickets for this year. I don't think Ticketmaster got the memo.

ARod is having hip surgery for a swollen vagina. El pad would still do him.

Red Sox want Dickey. El Pad will be crushed for multiple reasons. In other news Dickey will suck next year.

Grady Sizemore had more shit, he is always hurt.

La Tech found out that beggars can't be choosers. Good year players, bad year AD.

Why wouldn't fans from Fl. State just buy the tickets from NIU? It's not like NIU has any chance of having a 50-50 stadium. They might as well just sell the tickets they can't use (approximately 90% of their allotment) and not eat the cost.

People take the BCS shit too seriously. Look if you don't make the title game then you lost. The bowl you go to only matters if you are in the Pac 12 or Big 10 because then the Rose Bowl means something. Otherwise there is no difference between the Fiesta Bowl and the Capital One Bowl. The Cotton Bowl might be the best of them all and it isn't BCS. I say good for NIU, they get some good publicity and it good for the school. Hell more people might watch that game than if it were FSU vs Rutgers. Where is the story there?

Lakers struggles should surprise nobody. See Miami Heat Year 1.

Memphis and Miami are apparently the best teams.

El Pad's Nets team isn't too bad. Although the guy with the hair is hurt or something.

Diaz over Henderson - I am not sure Henderson is tough enough to beat Diaz. The only way Henderson wins is if he catches Diaz. He can't outstrike or out grapple him. All he can do is out run him. He'll run around the cage and frustrate Diaz until Diaz does something dumb. Then I think Diaz gets away with doing something dumb and the Diaz as a champion era starts. It will end with his first title defense or after he fails the post fight drug test.

Gustafsson over Rua - I hate saying Rua so I am picking the other guy. He is a rising star and the UFC needs one in the Light Heavy Weight division to challenge Jones. Rua is a tough dude, but I think the other guy is too quick. Too quick I say.

MacDonald over Penn - I don't trust BJ Penn to be in any sort of shape for this fight. If he is in good shape it is a good fight. But I expect BJ to have about 1 and a half rounds of energy and that won't cut it. MacDonald by late round TKO or submission.

Brown over Swick - Swick won't be quick enough...haha see what I did there? Anyway, I think Brown wins this in a boring decision. The show starts out rough if this is fight 1.

Chiesa over LeVesseur
Easton over Assunção
Phan over Siver
Proctor over Nijem
Edwards vver Stephens
Martinez over Cruickshank
Jorgensen over Albert
Trujillo over Means

Harbaugh's seems to be mean coaches. Especially at handshake time.

Alex Smith must have done something bad. I have no idea why they think Kaepernick should start over him. None. Other than a good QB sweep I am not sure what Kaepernick brings that Smith is terrible at. Smith is an above average scrambler.

McElroy...who knew?

GMen are so predictable. They need to be not believed in. That is poor phrasing but you know what I mean.

Vick to Raiders is close to being real.

Geno Smith to Cardinals.

Alex Smith to Vikings.

Barkley to Chiefs.

I hate when people slow down for a cop driving on an interstate. Like passing one is illegal. Look, he isn't going to pull you over. Especially when he is from 2 counties over. Haven't you seen Dukes of Hazzard? He has no jurisdiction. Dumb Asses.

Monday, December 03, 2012

Friday, November 30, 2012

Mariah Carey sings the best Christmas songs.

Powerball as a loss so here are some winning picks to make you all feel better.

Jax+6 over Buffalo
Henne time.

CHICAGO -3.5 over Seattle
Was it the Seahawks who upset the Bears a two years ago when they got into the playoffs at 7-9?  Cutty never forgets.

Indy +4.5 over DETROIT
No business giving points to anyone in the League.

Vikes +8.5 over GREEN BAY
I mean who is blocking Jared Allen.

Houston -6 over TITANS
Schaub has found some passing game.

KC +3 over Oh Carolina Oh line oh oh oh line
This one seals Ron Riveria's fate.

St. LOUIS +7 over San Fran
Give me those points.  Gonna be rough on Bradtard* but I think Fisher, once again this guy gets every ounce of his team most of the time.  I like points here.

New England -7.5 over MIAMI
I mean how can you pick against the Pats right now.  En fuego.

JETS -4.5 over Arizona
About the only team the Jets can give points too. Even a Jag game would be a pick em.

Tampa +7 over DENVER
Broncos are hot, at home and play good defense.  Schiano has nuts of steel.  He don't give a shit.

Oakland over Cleveland in the Who gives a shit bowl.

Cincy -2 over CHARGERS
Bengals playing well right now.

Ravens over Steelers in the sick of this rivarly bowl. 

Philly +10 over DALLAS

TEN?  Points?  When is the last time Dallas covered a double digit spread?


Thursday, November 29, 2012


One of the winning tickets was sold in AZ...Keef??? I didn't buy any tickets. I meant to stop by a gas station and pick up about $20 worth, but I got side tracked. In a related story...I didn't win. Keef?

I know some of you guys don't like Caliendo, but his impression of Gruden is really good. I heard it on Mike and Mike this morning and for a moment, thought it was Gruden. He also did a good Ditka and Holtz.

Good trip to Chicago over Thanksgiving. Cmjug, like most people raised in the South, hates the cold and was worried about the weather before we went up there. She almost packed for the trip like I do for a ski trip. The weather up there was great while we were there. Good times visiting family, although a little sad to see the shape my grandmother is in right now.

Are you ready for more steroid in baseball talk? I'm not going to talk about it anymore in this post, but it'll be all over the media. Maybe Favre will make another comeback so there is something else to talk about.

Poor Alex Smith...where do you think he will end up next year? I say Jets. There aren't a lot of good QBs coming out in the draft, and there are at least 5 teams that need a new QB.

I better get to work...GO!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

back and better than something

Have you ever wondered why commercials always tout things as the best ____ ever built.  For example, Chevy and their new Malibu.  They finish the commercial with "the best malibu ever".  Well of course you think that.  I you weren't making improvements to the product, why would you redesign it.  I know that designers don't think..."gee, this is a pretty good product, lets see if we can make one that's not quite as good."  Microsoft is the same way.  Well if windows 8 didn't have "advances in technology" then you wouldn't spend all the r&d money to develop it.

You can never have enough flash drives.

The CU job search debacle has gone crazy.  Now Mike Bohn (who i know from my Idaho days, and hate) is being called a racist.  4-21, black or white, and people quit showing up to're gonna get fired.  A guy I work with is a CU season ticket holder, and for the Utah game last week, they sent out an email offering as many tickets as you want, all you had to pay was the $1.50 handling fee.  So he got 4 extra tickets for $6.

I've spent a lot of time in Idaho the last couple weeks, and that feels like home to me.  The big difference now though when I go there, I notice that everyone is a redneck/country.  Meiz would love it and hate it there.  But my cousin just bought a 4 bedroom house pretty close to Boise for $115k, and his mom bought a 3 bedroom condo for $85k.  That's pretty f'ing cheap...the housing bubble hit them pretty hard, but sheesh.  It's not like it's Kansas or nebraska...Boise is a nice place to live.

The big story in Boise the 2 weeks i was there was this.  They talked about it on the news non-stop for 4 days.  Even breaking into the football game to announce that they had made an arrest.

When will the russian roulette of college football realignment end?  I'm moving towards agreeing with Nick Saban that they should have roughly 70-80 schools in D-1, and those teams should not be allowed to "play down" against the other divisions.  Then again, he's pissed because he won't be going to a BCS bowl this year.

Arkansas is trying to hire Les Miles?  I don't think that sounds very ethical.  I think he has a job.


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Stinky Shit

Normal stinky shit to follow. At least I post.

NHL News

The Penguins have the most points, they must be the best team. I bet at least 1 person reading this believes that. Hey, they are led by #87. #87 is a good player. People in Vegas recognize his "sweater".

No idea why it is called a sweater. WTF? It isn't like any sweater I have ever owned. It is a lot like a bunch of jerseys I have. Fucking Canadians I bet.

Arafat's body exhumed in murder inquiry

Not sure why they are just doing this now. I mean they just now found out that all his stuff had a toxic chemical all over it? I don't think so. They knew that for years. So now they just got around to releasing the info?? WFT? Governments...they are wierd and do dumb shit.


What site do you guys use for news? I use Yahoo! and CNN. Should I hit up fox or some other place. And don't say the Onion. That is not real. I know Jugbeth was going to say the Onion. Or Deadspin. I don't know what Deadspin is really. Is it gossip or real? Real Gossip?

You fuckers talked me into getting new phones for cmtem and me. We went with the Galaxy 3 thing. Certified preowned. I don't know where Verizon gets these. They just came out, why are people returning them already? Probably because they are broke so Verizon just resold them to me. Fucking Verizon. Anyway, I told cmtem that she needs to make me a video like that chick in the commercial did. That chick in the commercial is hot. Like sneaky hot. Like the gymnast chick with the mean face. She is sneaky hot. Probably has no boobs since she is a gymnast, but still sneaky hot.

Why the fuck are all the CBs in the league taking adderal? WFT does that stuff do that makes it irrestible to CBs? At least 4 have been suspended this year for it. Maybe more. And how do you accidentally take it? Bullshit. I think the excuse is "someone put it in my soy latte as a goof, they thought it was funny"

NETS...NETS.....NETS.....N....E.....T....S....NETS..NETS..NETS. El pad loves the NETS.

Nick Saban shouldn't bitch about the BCS being fair.

I am not that impressed with the ND LB getting Heisman hype. He does his job, he is where he is supposed to be. He is slightly better than the tOSU linebacker who started the season as a fullback. The ND guy is solid. He is great. But he isn't Heisman material. Sorry.

Cmtem lost her fantasy game by 0.35 points. Jonathan Stewart did her no favors last night. Did he get hurt? WFT?

Friday, November 23, 2012

Black Friday

Anyone else working?

Did Suh kick Schaub on purpose? I'm not so sure honestly. Despite his history, I have a hard time believe that as he is being upended, he had the presence of mind to try to kick Schaub in the groin. I'll buy that he maybe tried to hit him SOMEWHERE, but I don't know...

Is there any way that Rex Ryan isn't fired immediately following this season?

So I'm reading up on the horrible call in the HOU/DET game. A lot of people are barking about the rule that made the play unreviewable. I will say this, I think the actual rule is a good one. Let me explain. The rule doesn't apply solely to throwing the challenge flag, but rather ANY penalty that delays the next snap. Let me restate that. ANY penalty that delays the next snap makes the prior play unreviewable. Why is that a good rule you ask? Imagine a team running up to the line to get a snap off after a questionable play. This rule is the only thing that prevents the defensive team from intentionally jumping offside to buy their coaches more time to decide if they want to challenge. Again, I'll listen to the argument that throwing the red flag shouldn't result in a penalty, but, much like the Giants faking injuries to slow down the opposing team's no huddle, what's to prevent a coach from throwing a red flag with the same intent?

I hope every one of you had a great holiday with your friends and loved ones.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

I guess it's my turn

I'm back in Idaho again.  I was here the weekend of the summit for my Grandpa's 90th birthday.  Then had to turn around and come back for my Grandma's (other side of the family) funeral.

I'm glad I don't have a lot of siblings.  Sounds like there is going to be a huge fight for the money grab.  I get being sad at a funeral, but some of her kids hadn't seen her in over 20 years, you can't be that sad.  Maybe they were just sad that they hadn't made an effort...fucking losers.


So Boise State is saying they are 100% committed to the big least.  Ha.  That is until the Big 12 calls, or more schools leave the least and you're stuck with Temple and a bunch of really shitty schools.  As if they aren't stuck with a bunch of shitty schools there already.

Nick Saban said he imagined a world in where there were 5 mega conferences with 16 schools each.  Those 80 schools only played each other, and that would be the top tier of CFB and determine the national champion.  I kind of like that.  I'd go one further and have relegation, just like in that Euro soccer league.  If you suck for a certain amount of time (maybe over a 4 year period), your school gets relegated to the lower division.  Good Bye CU.  That would prevent the hangers on from just fielding shitty teams so they could get the major paydays.  It would probably take some adjusting, but forcing you to drop the bottom 2 teams from your conference every 4 years, and replace them with 2 teams from the lower tier, sounds like a plan.  Then once your in that top group, you're guaranteed to be there for at least 4 years.

I could be a conference commissioner.

Whatta gotta Gaza?

Everyone have a happy and disease free thanksgiving

Tuesday, November 20, 2012


So I guess coach Harbaugh hates Alex Smith. He basically just said that Kaepernick did good so the job is his. He says he is going with the hot hand. Well one guy just beat the Bears and the other guy just got over a concussion. Guess which one is the hot hand. I guess Bowe and Fitzgerald are happy. Smith will be QBing for Arizona or Kansas City next year.

In any case I didn't watch the game, but Vernon Davis did well. He was mad that Keith traded him in the LOV league and basically made sure that the Stone Cone Killers didn't lose.

Cavaliers' Irving out month with broken finger
Whatta got 9 others? Use them. The moral of the story here is truly God or someone with power over sports hates Cleveland.

Beckham will leave Galaxy after final
Fucking aliens are here and they play soccer. Good riddens buddy. But leave your wife here. She is hot.

Big Least
They had a run. Maybe a good run. But it is ending soon. Rutgers, gone. Pitt, gone. WVU, gone. UConn, wants to be gone. Syracuse, gone. Boise State, doesn't want to join. San Diego State, doesn't want to join. Minus swell just combine with Conference USA at this point. Maybe WVU can come back and dominate because the Big 12 certainly is not treating them well. Maybe you do need a defense to play.

Tavon Austin
Forget about Geno Smith, this is the guy that makes WVU a watchable team. Kid is amazing. I wish he'd get just a little Heisman love. Like if you do a top 5 list maybe he is 5th. I am biased and I would put him 3rd. Kid has some serious stats going and if you watch him play you'll know you are watching a good player. Too bad he is only 160 pounds. I don't know if he translates to the next level well.

OK, it is late I am going to post this. I have a meeting soon.

Monday, November 19, 2012


UFC fights were OK this weekend. GSP fight was good, at least I thought so. I thought he looked a little rusty or Condit was better than I thought. Either way I think GSP should Hendricks next and not Silva. Hendricks looked good again. I bet GSP does Silva then Hendricks though. GSP vs Silva fight will make tons of money.

OSU fans with their "we would be playing for the national title if only...." talk is insufferable. Blame Tressel I guess. Or Gee or whoever's fault it really was. Your school did some bad shit, they don't get to play in a bowl, get over it. Oh and apparently I am a Notre Dame fan now. I learnt that in church yesterday. We cheer for OSU and Notre Dame. I cheer for neither...I hope they don't kick me out of the club.

Random Thoughts

When does Blue hear about that Idaho job? Stunning silence on the bluevorce talk from him. I have a bad feeling about that.

I made enchiladas for dinner yesterday. They were OK. Actually they were the best ever. The best shit is anything from Ohio.

Anyone know who Mr. Reeves is?

How come there are no black people boy bands? Did the Jackson 5 ruin that or something? You'd think there would be some serious money in throwing together a boy band of all black kids. Did Boyz II Men count?

I did not enjoy Family Guy or American Dad last night.

I watched that Last Resort show. It is getting cancelled. I am terrible luck for things.

I think I have pancreatis. I don't know how to spell it though.

Did H start a new band?

My friend is fuck buddies with a chick from his work. That won't end well.

I had Andre Johnson on my bench in a fantasy league I forgot I was in.

Ed Hoculi's arms are smaller than they used to be.

Browns fans are the best. They cheer even though everyone knows it isn't going to end well for them.

Nothing is worse than watching UFC fights with a guy who just says "see, right here, I'd just break his neck. Twist. BOOM. Fight OVER. Its OVER MAN. Broken neck. Right there, I'd break his NECK!"

Why don't dogs and cats mate? Are they just not attracted to each other? Is a dog in heat just stank to a male cat?

Jim Rome on Showtime? Please tell me this is his last stop.

USC trying to Ewing effect a victory against ND.

Saw Greg Oden at a bar yesterday. Best way to describe him is awkward. He is so tall and nothing is made to fit him. He is rich though, so good for hm. No idea why all his friends were Indian though.

I also did not enjoy the Simpsons last night.

This is enough. I should do work.

Friday, November 16, 2012


First thing is first.  My condition:

Had some tequilla with lime on ice as soon as I walked in the door.
I got a few beers in my system and i've prepared a jack daniels and coke beverage for this post.  It's in the freezer right now (in a cocktail shaker, iz be fancy), I like it borderline slushed.  Weird but when I'm home why not.  It's my house (well not my house as in I dont own it but I live in it)

This is going to be a good one.  I've got a lot on my mind and I need to decompress.  Dont judge my borderline alcoholism.


ATLANTA +10 over Arizona
Ha, remeber when Arizona was the darling of the NFC talk.  Oh so surprising they beat New England and shit we were all like ah shit we gotz a sleeper team here.  Well Atlanta is all like well im pissed because we lost to our big brother in the division even when they've had a down year and we get no repsect blah blah blah it's like fast forward already to January so we can fucking see what this team is made up.  I think in the off-season Mike Smith put a cougar in the Red Zone and told Matt Ryan not to fear the Red Zone.  Or something like that.  Unfortunate as that is it is our world right now.  Back in the day if you ran the table in the regular season you would win in the playoffs now that isnt the case.  So who knew Roddy White was such a shit talker.  So Matt Ryan you got hair on your peaches or what?

By the way as I was typing this I was arguing with Aitch on text message about the movie The Town.  Random note to keep in ming aitch dont like when you call him a "southie".

My new boss is not a worker.  He just attends meeting all day and creates fire drills. 

DALLAS -8 over Browns
Wonder how it feels to be a lame duck coach in the NFL.  Thinking to yourself when is the next time I will be able to actually do this.  It's pretty rare you get a 2nd crack at this thing.  Pat Shurmur talk.  So the game um, yeah Dallas is going to win by more than 8 because the Cowboys are on a run I called this last week.  They'll have the division lead in 3 weeks after the Giants lose to the Packers the week after this.  YOU WATCH.

Green Bay -3 over DETROIT
Packers all day.  The Lil John song Drink is great.  Makes me want to drink.  Imagine Lil Johns life.  That shit must be suite.  Tem, Lil John is a hip hop artist/hype man/porn actor/director.  When I was in Green Bay we went to Titletown Grill or Bar or some shit like that everything is named titletown its a little bit corny but i had this beer that i remember oh Titletown Brewery I had this 400 Honey Ale and it was really good.  The End.

KC +3.5 over Cincy
Nice home dog here.  Cincy beat a shell of a former Giant team while KC played the shit out of Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh and even managed to almost KILL their big bear of a quarterback so I'd say they are headed in the right direction.  Betcha KC rolls off a few to save Crennel's job. 

Jets +3.5 over RAMS
LOL Jets.  Man this team is like herpes.  Just spreading all over itching pussing all over it's just a shit mess and it is awesome.  It feels so good being on the other side of that.  For years the torment I have had to suffer for being Mets fan, can you believe MOST MET FANS ARE ALSO JET FANS.  Can you imagine how miserable that is.  I mean jesus christ that has to be on par with Browns/Cavs/Indians type shit.  My lord thank god my daddy was a Gmen fan.  No technical analysis here I just like the points like who the fuck are the RAMS to be giving points I mean they are back and all but I still hate thier offense and Brian Schotty vs REX RYAN wHO YA GOT I got rex ryan,  for all his shortcomings as a head coach he can coach the shit out of defense and will look to clown Schotty.  CAN I GET A TEEEBOW?!!?!?!

SKINS -3.5 over Philly
what is with Yahoo with the 3.5's?  Fucking half point trying to get a nigga scarped up.  Scrape ya knees bitch.  Back to the JEts for aminute name me one fucking spanish super star in the NFL.  Aint none homie.  Go back to Guatamelala Sanchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  Anyway Bob Griffdog gonna put a fucking stake not a nail in that andy reid coffin.  I'm eating cheese fries.

Can a team like the Bucs, a young up and coming medicore at best right now but flashes of great have a letdown game this early?  If they can if they are suseptible to this here it is right now on the road vs cammy cam.  He has been pretty bad this year I must say.  But every dog has his day even keef'sdogs.  they all have thier days all 8 of them

Getting grease on the keyboard.  Plus about kids.  Can blame them for shit.  Grease on keyboard is an easy one. 

HOUSTON -15.5 over Jax
Big line.  Not to bring up cock or anything but In Boogie Nights when Julianne Moore's character (Amber Waves) sets her eyes on Dirk's magic wand she says "This is a giant cock".  That's how I feel about this line.  But Amber Waves takes that giant cock and takes that shit well.  So I'm laying wood too.  Now me and Dirk Diggler have something in common besides a nice package.  We lay WOOD.

New Orleans -5 over RAIDERS
Saints make the tournament.  Who wants a piece of that bet.  Too much talent on this team and I think the defense while statistically bad will come around soon enough to have an impact on December.  Until then let Brees DO WORK SON.  Plus my cousin just broat* me this Hurrican glass thing from N'awlins he went to the Monday night game last week so there is N'awlings magic in the air right now and I feel it.  Carson Palmer trade = LOLZ

I'm not happy about my work situation right now.

Chargers +7.5 over BRONCOS
It's not like I think the Broncos won't win because I think they will but I think they will struggle a little bit.  A little bit.  But it's weird like remember when the Colts were domininant but they had close games with the Texans most times.  Remeber the Sage Rosenfels helicopter fumble that shit was HDH.  This Norv Turner has to be done right?  RIGHT?  DOES AJ SMITH HAVE EYES?  Love a few years back when people would compare River vs Eli.  That shit is LOLZ.

Indy +9.5 over PATS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  nine and half points?  Vegas is drunk.  That line is hilarity.  Like Andrew Lucks gives a shit about a road game.  Fuck outta here the Pats secondary is fucking terrible.  Bunch of betty whites out there they all need snicker bars.  The fuck is this fucking line.  I guess it's because the Pats haven't blown a team out really yet so they feel like they are due?  I don't get it.  This Colt team is a sleeper playoff team and got some serious good will going for them.  Maybe they are checking the home/road splits and those trends are sort of nasty on the Colt side.  Jets did blow them out in northenr New Jersey earlier this year and they aint no where near the team the Pats are.  Just remember Chuck Pagano was the Ravens D guy for a few years and you know they gave Brady FITS.  Have to think he has instilled some of that into the D guy on Indy's staff.  Man I feel for that guy and his family.  Dancing with daughters at wedding is some powerful shit.

Baltimore -3.5 over STEELERS
Cmon with the Leftwhich.  You couldnt get a better back up than this giant slow man?  This is poor planning on the Stillirs part.  Chipwhich ice cream sandwhiches are delicious. 

SAN FRAN -5 over Bears
Just can't take the Bears here without their QB.  I mean Campbell is serviceable but not against a jackkked up 49er team on a Monday night.  Cmon.  Why don't you just ask Jason to climb MT Killajamrijo?

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Post Title

Texans fans are playing the "we get no respect" card more and more every week. Granted they've only been good for a season and a half and they are ranked number 1 in most NFL polls, but they aren't getting any respect. Texans fans are the Rodney Dangerfield of the NFL. Houston has that "little brother" feeling to Dallas and its amusing to watch especially because most Dallas fans know it. Outside of their two NBA titles, Houston has a lot of WNBA titles and a few soccer titles. I read about that in OSQ.

The worse* wrestlers.

I need a spot start for me next Thursday (spiff?)...I'll be in Chicago all week. I see some good pizza in my future!

I had Monday and Tuesday off this week...three day work weeks are the better.

I still have yet to see the video of tem puking in the fountain.

That is all...go!

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Safely, not down the reed

I guess Kentucky might not win 40 games this year.

Marlins blew up their team they paid so much to build.  Guess Pujols was right to walk away from their mega offer. 

Knicks are on pace to go 82-0.  I'll officially say, i was wrong about this team, they are the best team in basketball.

Apology accepted /EP

"Stevens, 33, and Solo, 31, applied for a marriage license Thursday, according to King County records. The couple, who have been in a relationship for two months, were reportedly set to be married on Tuesday. There is no word on whether the wedding actually took place." 

Two months?  Are you really that desperate Hope Solo.  She's the anti-jug.

Wife and Kids head to Alabama for the next 9 days today.  I'm going to be drunk a lot while they are gone.

Continuing the JitB theme that spiff started yesterday, the best drunk food in the world is Jack in the Box 2 tacos.  Plus they're only a buck.  For those of you not privy to the JitB world, first off, you suck, second, it's glorious.  Below is what the taco looks like.

They look like shit, but they taste the awesomeness.  Also, it's the only deep fried taco you'll ever have.  Although i'm not really sure if they qualify as tacos, but tomato/potato.  I also enjoy JitB's taco sauce, it might be better than Taco Bell's.  I said "might"
I was in Idaho over the weekend and checked out a local microbrewery. I'm making this my new thing to do when out of town, visit a local microbrewery.  The one in Boise was called Sockeye Brewing Company, named after the Sockeye salmon.  Their slogan is "drink like a fish".  Meiz would like it, if he drank beer, just out of principle alone.
So if you ever find yourself in Boise, check it out, it was a decent enuff place and had some pretty good brews.  Summit IV, Boise, ID.

Roethlisberger is hurt again, Cutler is hurt again, Vick is hurt again, Alex smiff is hurt again..rough weekend, and none of those guys puked into a fountain.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012


jack in the box has brought back chili cheese curly fries!!!

passed by the local jbox and saw the poster. it’s been about a decade or so (WFT) since they took them off their menu with no warning. I used to eat them on the regular and when one said they no longer had them, I remember going to a second location just to check and being pissed.

They look like this:

but taste like this:

only back for a limited time though, damn

so the lakers hired d’antoni. jim buss is such an unprofessional asshole. hate phil and don’t want to hire him? fine, then don’t meet with him at all. he had an agreement to talk to phil again monday, then he goes and hires d'antoni late sunday night, did this whole thing as a fuck you. jim wants to be like jerry jones, fuck that is SCARY. hope it works out of course but fuck jim, go lakers. whether it works or not, jim is a clown for how he handles things.

mary kate olsen is 26, but tell me her 42 year old boyfriend doesn’t pretend he’s fucking a 12 year old:

terrifying stuff

erykah badu has a huge ass:

that doesn’t count as dat tho since it’s badu. have you ever lied down on the couch and crossed your feet and lied there long enough while watching tv or looking at your phone where your feet aren’t numb but you are not aware of them and without looking at them you would not even be able to tell which foot is on top of the other? anyways, that’s what badu scores on the penis movement scale for me, but whoa, huge ass, someone here might enjoy it.

dem tits:

dat ass:

russian woman parking, hilarity as usual

wonder if she came back to pick up her passenger whose legs she almost crushed

If that video was a repost

for the blind visitors to our site, s, just love this one

Monday, November 12, 2012

The Hangover - LOV Style

Sitting at the Vegas airport so I'll keep this short. I'm looking out the window and it is such a tease. You can see a few of the casinos on the strip from here, almost like the city is saying, "Haha, you're leaving us!"

I was hoping for a Leaving Las Vegas moment with Elizabeth Shue, but alas, we never ran into each other.

One of the highlights of my weekend was watching legit drunk Tem almost tackle a Korean blackjack dealer. Tem has a soft 16 and clearly, emphatically waves his hand to indicate he wants to stand. Korean guy hits him and then Tem has to take a few more cards, including what would have been the dealers bust cars. As everyone got up to leave the table, a red faced Tem is yelling at the dealer, educating him on the difference between hit and stand. Hilarity.

This post sucks but I'm tired and we needed something up. Deal with it.

Friday, November 09, 2012

EL PICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VEGAS EDITION - Vegas baby!

I wonder what it feels like to be inside Alexis Texas.

On to the picks.  Your welcome.

Giants keep hearing all week that hear comes the November swoon.  Their record under Coughlin in November is below .500 but they are on the road and somehow I think they are treating this week like some sort of playoff game or statement.  Like that 49er thrashing a few weeks ago.

Titans +6 over MIAMI
Man the Titans ran into one last week huh.  Dolphins are playing well and are probably talking themselves into a playoff spot.  I don't think they can cover a TD this weekend.  Baby steps Dolphins.

Lions -2 over VIKINGS
If they had Harvin I would take the Vikes here.  He is such a game-changer for them.  Got a feeling the Lions reel off a few here then crash in December.  Just a hunch.  Cowboy style.

Buffalo +11 over PATS
I just think they'll backdoor cover here.  VEGAS ALERT - Take the OVER.  OVER.  OVER.  You are welcome.

BUCS -3 over San Diego
Norv.  Cross country trip.  1pm (10am) start.  Bucs got a horse in the backfield and Josh Freeman has been playing very well.  Over 2000 yards, 12 TD's - 5 INT's.

NEW ORLEANS +2.5 over Falcons
When was the last time the Saints were getting points in the Superdome.  You'd have to go back to 2008 for that.  I think the Falcons winning streak has been running on fumes.  Average margin of victory in past 5 games is 6 points.  Only the Philly game was a convincing win (13 points) but they suck ass.

Denver -4 over CAROLINA
They are rolling here.  Elway hit the lottery.  He paid alot for the ticket but it was worth it.  Paired with the John Fox defense this team could be going places.

BALTIMORE -7.5 over Raiders
Ravens are a different team at home.  Check the home/road splits.  Another west coast team playing at 1pm.  Why don't they fly in a few days earlier I don't get it.

Jets +6 over SEAHAWKS
You heard the man.  Jets are making the playoffs.  I think they unleash TEBOW this week and he'll keep it close.  Hawks win because in the end the Jets don't have the playmakers and Russ Wilson is a gem at home.

Dallas -1.5 over PHILLY
Still no Demarco Murray but Dallas is great in November and the Eagles are finished.  Not sure the Eagles owner will fire mid-season but Reid is toast.  He'll be the next coach in Cleveland.  WRITE IT DOWN.

St. Louis +11.5 over NINERS
Don't like this spread.  Think the Rams and Fisher will have something up the old sleeve.  Fisher has experience dealing with a juggernaut in his own division.  I think the team will be super prepared and actually give the fighting Harbaughs a scare.

DA BEARS -1 over Houston
Bum's son will take away Brandon Marshall you better believe it.  It's a Forte game because the Bears will take away Foster as good as he is.

STEELERS -12.5 over Cheifs
This line could be 30 and I'd take it.  Pittsburgh has it's mo back and are protecting Big Ben better than ever. 

Be safe guys have a good trip.  Call me!

Thursday, November 08, 2012


"Dad: Petrino has interest in Kentucky opening"

I always find it funny when the media gets quotes from the parents of these guys.

"Rockies choose ex-player Weiss as manager" Thoughts, blue?

"Is End Near for Apple?" It looks like Lp's boycott of Apple is working!

"Women gain wider access to power " WFT?!?! /Lp

Hate to miss Vegas this weekend, but you guys have a great time! Aitch and Rev talked about an east coast summit next year...figure out a city this weekend.


Wednesday, November 07, 2012

4 MORE YEARS!!!!!!

It wasn't really close.  I still don't understand how these TV stations can call states with like 8% reporting, but that's ok.

It is hilarity to me to see the whole Romney crowd go completely silent when NBC announced Ohio for Obama.  Then they said, well wait, we can still win Ohio.  They were like the fans rooting for a team that's down 10 with 34 seconds to play.  They don't have Tebow so they've got no shot.

I'm all for getting rid of the electoral college, it's antiquated and stupid, but it makes for better drama on TV that's for sure.  I bet the TV stations are the ones who keep supporting that system.  How boring would it be for Brian Williams to keep saying "well, Romney is ahead by 2%, but just wait until we get California". 

I wasn't involved in any politics this year.  But I don't know why I want to go rub it in all the romney supporters faces...Big Bird gives romney a big FU.

I always wanted to hear a real concession speech.  Something like, "you bunch of fucking morons.  Why the hell did you do that. You made the wrong choice today, and you will live to rue the day you chose to disrespect me and my people".  Because seriously, it's not like Mitt has any other opportunities in politics anymore.  He'll go back to outsourcing jobs to China, and being super rich.

OK, enuff politics.  Nuggets won last night.  Broncos are rolling.  The AFC is shaping up nicely to a 3 team race between the Kubiaks, the Bradys, and the Mannings.

Keith, your name is "4 More Years" and your pic is here.

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Work is tough

Sorry, got pulled into a meeting the second I got to work.

I guess that is cool because it means I am wanted, but it didn't help posting.

My 1 year anniversary was last night. We ate at a steakhouse in town. It was obviously 1,000 times better than anything NYC has to offer because 1) it wasn't in NYC and 2) I don't need a 2. Good times were had by all.

My $$$ fantasy team is bad. Percy Harvin didn't really pan out enough, Stafford was a slight disappointment, Maclin never came around, neither Stephen Jackson or Jamaal Charles were consitent. Every week I am projected to score 120 and then I score 80 because at least 2 players shit the bed. I am going to trade the house for Doug Martin and then tank for the rest of the year. #1 pick for me!

Vegas is going to be fun. I am stoked. I want to watch my new favorite college team play. I need to learn some shit about Alabama and forget shit about WVU. Speaking of WVU they are staring at another 50 something to teen something loss. Dipwads.

Holy buckets and burnt toast. I am trying to get people to say that phrase. It is not working.

Voting today for president Romney was at the top of the page and Bronco Bama was way at the bottom. Inbetween were 5 or 6 people I have not heard of. In any case, I guess they randomize the order, but if not then Romney is going to win Ohio. It was hard to find Bronco.

One of my neices is 2 and a half and not potty trained. Another is 1 and a half and potty trained. I have no idear* when potty training should start, but I don't know why it doesn't start ASAP. Who wants to clean up shit all the time? Can you potty train at 4 weeks? I might try.

I got a new Ipod from cmtem for my anniversary. I needed one. I think I was rocking the Ipod 2 or something. The new one is like 16GB, my old one is either 2 or 4, I can't remember. All I know is that it holds 517 songs. Well about that, it changes a bit depending on what songs I put on there. The new one should hold lots more. I am stoked.

Ohio State fans don't even talk about Jim Tressel anymore. It is like he never existed. They say "John Trassle? Who?"

Monday, November 05, 2012

Doug Martin Is My Hero

Seriously, Doug Martin is singlehandedly saving my fantasy season.  I have nothing other than KUBIAK to thank for him & Reggie Bush. I was busy drafting WRs, and needed RBs. I went Bush, Big Ben, Martin.  Holy fuck.  I'm still not out of the weeds yet, though.  Brandon Pettigrew has been a huge disappointment this year.  Only 2.1 points today.  That's 1 catch for 11 yards.  I blame Linehan & Stafford.


I'm amped.  I can't wait to get some ya-HUGE jollies from watching Tyler try to keep from laughing when H talks.  That shit's hilarious.


I'm catering to Tem & Jugbeth from here on out.  The following is a small collection of current country songs I can most tolerate(not including Pontoon). This is relevant because the radio throughout the warehouse & my office area is on FM 106.1 on Tuesdays.  Here we go, in no particular order.

Easton Corbin - Lovin' You Is Fun

Miranda Lambert - Fastest Girl In Town
DISCLAIMER- I don NOT endorse any of the behavior in this song or video.  Just a song I can deal with at work.

Randy Houser - How Country Feels
The chick in this video... Lordy lou. She's a little short, but my goodness.

Eric Church - Creepin'

OH, FUCK IT, LET'S ROCK PONTOON! This is my cut!  Really, this was a YA-Huge summer song of 2012.

And finally, SUMMIT III: VEGAS!
Here's a potential look at Meiz & Aitch left alone with time to kill

Friday, November 02, 2012

lost internets post was lost lick my balls deal with it

it's insane the marathon is a go


where they start (lower staten island) is a war zone

they are still pulling bodies out of the water and they are preparing for a marathon

then think about this, the marathon gridlocks the city on a normal day now with the way travel has been how will anyone get around to take care of things

also resources, ememergency workers, sanitation, cash all dedicated to skinny cunts running through the 5 boroughs while breezy point and long island and south brooklyn and staten island are still trying to get the power on and pump water out of the homes

and lower manahattan is still destroyed,

it's insane

Anyway, ON TO THE PICKS!  You can pick up your bars of gold on Tuesday.

  •  Denver -3.5 over Cincy
Manning improves every week and the John Fox defense is starting to hit its stride

  • Baltimore -3.5 over BROWNS
They unleash Ray Rice this week.

  • AZ + 11 over GB
I don't fucking know. they haven't covered a +10 spread yet. Maybe this is it, maybe not.

  • Chicago -3.5 over TITANS
CJ2k has the most yeards in the NFL since Week 3 (597) but only to scores vs dreadful Buffalo and the bears make good teams one dimensional so they will take him away, hasselback going to have to throw 40+ times I think they'l grab two of those

  • Indy +2 over Miami
fins playing well but i like the way the colts play at home and i like Arenas play calling he might be an nfl coach after all

  • Carolina +3.5 over RGIII
lil upset special, think cam out plays RGIII he has some motivation here and is physically more capable of rushing the ball down the skins throat and wants to prove it

  • JAX +4 over Detroit
Lions win by a FG

  • HOUSTON -10 over Buffalo
too much once they get a 10 point lead they just run foster and play actionit's unstoppable
i dont think this team can play from behind though good thing buffalo poses no threat to be in the lead

  • OAK -1.5 over Bucs
Raiders finding themselves a bit with this coach.

  • SEA -5 over Minny
Just too tough of a place to play. They beat everyone here, even when they are bad they beat teams here. Now they are actually pretty good.

sidenote - does any coach celebrate a TD or big play better than Pete Carroll he is like a damn cheerleader with headphones on that sideline

  • Dallas +4 over ATLANTA
pop champagne 72 fins

  • SAINTS -3 over Iggles

Thursday, November 01, 2012

Hurricanes suck!

Glad to see that LP and Aitch made it through the hurricane with no issues and their dociles were intact. Hurricanes are no joke, I have more hurricane experience than I care to (Gloria, Georges, Katrina, Ike, and Rita).

Move! /keef

No! /jug

Katrina was the worst I've seen. I was in New Orleans a week after the storm with my Air National Guard unit. We arrived just as they were taking the last people out of the convention center, which is where we stayed (I didn't poop on the floor). Three months after that I was in Biloxi, MS with my church to help work on houses. Katrina picked up casino barges and moved them over a half mile down the road. The houses we worked on had the first floor completely flooded to the ceiling. Its crazy the damage those storms can do. I should post pics some day.

The Rockets feel good about Harden. The Lakers don't feel so good about...well, basketball.

NHL is still locked out.

I always have some ideas on what to post throughout the week, and then Thursday morning hits and I forget them all. Time to work...GO!

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Halloween

I was going to write an NBA preview...then I didn't. 

Heat will win the East.
Lakers will win the West

Heat repeat as champions and Lebron needs a 3rd headband.

This hurricane sandy thing is a big deal, i guess.  I haven't really noticed.  Somebody said they estimate the damages at $20B.  I've heard estimates of roughly $40B.  That's all fine.  remember, this is NYC, so 20B there is like $1B elsewhere.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's interview with Fox news was awesome.  Basically came out and said that Obamer has bent over backwards to help, and he didn't give a shit if Romney wanted to come make a political game out of this.

I have to fire someone today.  That should not be too great.  I think she has fake tits, so i'll just keep looking at those when I do it.

I was going to have to fire another chick in my department once we found a replacement.  But then she up and quit...hooray.

At what point will the SD chargers put in their request to relocate to LA to the new stadium?  Probably after they fire Norv and AJ.

Broncos/Bengals this week.  I leave you with the immortal Gus Johnson

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Nobody Will Like This (maybe Jug will)

Local OSU fans say

We are not the worst undefeated team....We are not the worst undefeated team....We are not the worst undefeated team....We are not the worst undefeated team....We are not the worst undefeated team....We are not the worst undefeated team....We are not the worst undefeated team....We are not the worst undefeated team....We are not the worst undefeated team....We are not the worst undefeated team....

WVU fans say

Maybe the bye week will help us turn it around...Maybe the bye week will help us turn it around...Maybe the bye week will help us turn it around...Maybe the bye week will help us turn it around...Maybe the bye week will help us turn it around...Maybe the bye week will help us turn it around...Maybe the bye week will help us turn it around...Maybe the bye week will help us turn it around...Maybe the bye week will help us turn it around...


Entertainer of the Year
Jason Aldean
Kenny Chesney
Brad Paisley
Blake Shelton
Taylor Swift

Who will win: Aldean, unless it is fan voted. If it is fan voted then Swift wins.

Who should win: Aldean, even though last year was a better year for him these awards shows seem to be a year behind on these things. He just sold out Fenway park in 7 minutes.

Female Vocalist of the Year
Kelly Clarkson
Miranda Lambert
Martina McBride
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood

Who will win: Lambert. Until the CMA folk lose their Lambert crush she will win every award she is nominated for. This is basically a 3 horse race, there is 0 chance Clarkson or McBride win. Plus assuming the main award is voting based the CMA folk know Swift will win that so they don't need to give this one to her.

Who should win: Lambert. Carrie was kind of inbetween albums this year and so was Swift. Lambert did some stuff this year. Honestly it was a down year for country women. The men did lots better this year.

Male Vocalist of the Year
Jason Aldean
Luke Bryan
Eric Church
Blake Shelton
Keith Urban

Who will win: I have to say Shelton just because he seems to always win even when he doesn't deserve it. He has had a down year for his standards. Both Aldean and Church have had better years.

Who should win: Either Aldean or Church. I am biased and say Church, but Aldean has had more commercial success and I think the CMA folk dislike Church. He is the next Toby Keith....a superstar who doesn't win awards because the CMA folk hate him.

Vocal Group of the Year
The Band Perry
Eli Young Band
Lady Antebellum
Little Big Town
Zac Brown Band

Who will win: Little Big Town. Just a hunch. They have lots of buzz about their upcoming CD and for whatever reason I think they take it based on something that hasn't even happened yet. Lady A usually dominates here, but they had a quiet year.

Who should win: Band Perry. Even though it looks like 2 girls and a guy (it is 2 guys and their sister) I think they've had the best songs of the bunch over the year. They might pull it off, the CMA folk seem to love the lead singer chick, even though her voice is not that good live...I think she sings too much and lost it like 8 months ago but decided to keep singing anyway.

Vocal Duo of the Year
Big & Rich
Love and Theft
The Civil Wars
Thompson Square

Who will win: Thompson Square. Of the group they are the only ones to release more than 1 good song in the last 12 months. I don't see how they lose this.

Who should win: Thompson Square.

New Artist of the Year
Lee Brice
Brantley Gilbert
Hunter Hayes
Love and Theft
Thompson Square

Who will win: Brice. His songs are kind of girly, but he's been around as a writer so he'll get some respect here.

Who should win: Brice. Hayes is young and might get it just to piss off that Idol winner guy that sucks, but I think Brice has the better body of work at this point.

Album of the Year
Luke Bryan, Tailgates and Tanlines
Eric Church, Chief
Miranda Lambert, Four the Record
Dierks Bentley, Home
Lady Antebellum, Own the Night

Who will win: Lambert. Apparently she is the best album writer EVAR. Even though that CD is not that great.

Who should win: Church, top to bottom the best country album I have listen to in a while. He will get robbed though.

Song of the Year (Award goes to songwriters)
Eli Young Band, "Even if It Breaks Your Heart" - written by Will Hoge and Eric Paslay
Blake Shelton, "God Gave Me You" - written by Dave Barnes
Dierks Bentley, "Home" - written by Dierks Bentley, Dan Wilson and Brett Beavers
Miranda Lambert, "Over You" - written by Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton
Eric Church, "Springsteen" - written by Eric Church, Jeff Hyde and Ryan Tyndell

Who will win: Shelton. The CMA folk love him. It is a touching song I guess and those tend to do well in this category.

Who should win: Church, a much better song than Shelton's. I am biased though. I still think it is the best song of the bunch even though Meiz hates it.

Single of the Year (Award goes to artist and producer)
Jason Aldean, "Dirt Road Anthem"
Blake Shelton, "God Gave Me You"
Dierks Bentley, "Home"
Little Big Town, "Pontoon"
Eric Church, "Springsteen"

Who will win: See above category...I have no idea why this is even a different category. It judges the same thing, but awards different people.

Who should win: See above category...I have no idea why this is even a different category. It judges the same thing, but awards different people.

Musical Event of the Year
"Dixie Highway," Alan Jackson and Zac Brown Band
"Feel Like a Rock Star," Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw
"Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die," Willie Nelson featuring Snoop Dogg, Kris Kristofferson and Jamey Johnson
"Safe and Sound," Taylor Swift featuring the Civil Wars
"Stuck on You," Lionel Richie and Darius Rucker

Who will win: Tough call, this is one that will go to a black guy, so either the Snoop one or the Richie and Hootie (Rucker). I'll pick Richie and Rucker because it is two black guys. Swift is an underdog here even though the CMA folk love her.

Who should win: I've only heard two of these songs. I have no idea.

Music Video of the Year
Eric Church, "Springsteen"
Kenny Chesney, "Come Over"
Miranda Lambert, "Over You"
Little Big Town, "Pontoon"
Toby Keith, "Red Solo Cup"

Who will win: Lambert for Over You. It is about Blake Shelton's dad dying, she is a stone cone lock.

Who should win: I guess Lambert, none of the other videos are even that good. Red Solo Cup is funny, but the CMA people never give Toby an award.

Musician of the Year
Sam Bush
Paul Franklin
Dann Huff
Brent Mason
Mac McAnally

Who will win: Mcannaly, he always wins.

Who should win: I don't even know who these people are.

Monday, October 29, 2012

I'm A Loser

Marcus Lattimore.


The Badgers are awful.
The Lions squeaked one out against the Seachickens.  No lie, I was rooting against the Lions.
I got crushed in $FNFL this week.
I went to Deluxe's parents house tonight because he's in the area for work on Monday and I needed that person to bring me the bomb ass windshield wipers from cmdeluxe's work.  Seriously, she gets them at like $3 for 2 and they're the best wipers I've ever put on a car.  God bless America.  We had pulled pork and I lent some advice for the 1st half of his FNBA draft.  I bailed out of the league because I got tired of the lack of direction.

More news on The Struggle.  Probz gonna check out another apartment this week or soon.  Less than ideal location, no garage or underground parking, yes dishwasher, yes garbage disposal.  Boo on it being an upper. $500.  I guess we'll see.  I'm ya-huge* on the dishwasher & garbage disposal.  I wish I could swing $770/month so I could have the place I had on the old Meiz Cribs videos.  Fuck, I miss that apartment.  It was the bomb. NS.

My ears hurt and I feel that my doctor doesn't really care about helping me.  When I see him, it's for maybe 15 minutes tops.  I sometimes think that maybe my pain gauge/threshold might be really skewed because I had 4 rotten molars and wisdom teeth that needed removed for 12 years, and just dealt with the pain, so I don't really know what actually hurts.

You guys know how I can't stand kids, so it's worth saying that I absolutely adore Deluxe's niece Mya.  I like teaching her how to dap me up, and she's a bombsauce dancer.  One of my favorite people on Earth.  Love her to pieces.

Drunk?  Drunk.  Itchy eyes?  Yep, there was a dog around.  Smoke?  Smoke.  BRB.

Went outside to smoke and the clouds were moving in the wrong direction.  Fucking hurricane.

When I ramble about my life here, I think about it, and have decided I do it because I don't talk to anybody else.  I could blog about it elsewhere, but I won't have the feeling that anybody will actually see it.  I know you care. s

HAAAAHAHAHAHA, Tigers.  Local radio guy Mike Wickett has me hating the Tigers for no reason other than he's a douche.  He's not a douche on the radio, though.  He's a huge douche on Facebook and Twitter.  I think he does great radio work, but fuck that.  DOUCHEBAG.

El Pad How To Video Of The Week
Big Mac.  No fishing this week.  I enjoy the Nicko's Kitchen.

Friday, October 26, 2012

El Pad's Picks How's ya face

CHICAGO -6.5 over Carolina
Prepare yourselves for another solemn Cammy Cam Cam press conference.  Chin up young man.  Ron Rivera is toast.

San Diego -2.5 over CLEVELAND
Chargers are going to wipe the floor with the Browns.  Too much.  Even Norv can't fuck this one up.  Shurmur is toast too.

DETROIT -1.5 over Seattle
Seattle has the #1 defence (British) apparentely.  Still think the Lions grab this one because they are home and they are desperate.

GREEN BAY -15.5 over Jax
Remember I said once this line couldn't be higher enough I'd take it at 21.  I lost that bet.  50/50

Indy +3.5 over TITANS
Luck is pretty good I have to admit.  I guess the hype was worth it. 

Pats -7 over RaMs
If this game were actually in Da' Loo and not in foggy Londontown I'd take the points.  But Brady sort of embodies everything we hate about the british.  So they will love him.

JETS -2 over Miami
TEEEBOOOWW impacts the game this week and not on a fake punt.

Atlanta +2 over PHILLY
Too much disarray in Andy Reid's belly right now. 

Skins +4.5 over STEELERS
The legend of RG III continues.  This old ass defense ain't going to be able to keep up with him.  Unless Dick LeBeau tricks his ass he'll tear these fools up.

KC -1 over Oakland
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman! 

DALLAS +1.5 over Giants
Giants lose two games to a division rival every year.  Last year it was the Skins.  This year it's the Cowboys for some stupid reason.

New Orleans +6 over DENVER
Give me those points. 

ARIZONA +6.5 over San Fran
Something about a home dog on a Monday nighter.  Maybe they'll wear some third color alternate jersey like the collitch kids.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

moving day

Was it tem who wanted to go all in on the Tigers vs Barry Zito last night? Does Lp bitchscream for this Giants team too? Does Melky get a ring if they win? Is Zito in the last year of his deal? If so, maybe the Red Sox or Yankees can sign him for big money after this season.

Remember about a year ago I moved offices? You probably don't, but today we are moving back to our old office again. Progress! Hopefully I can still get to LOV over in the new old building.

Weekend plans: We are going to two Halloween parties on Saturday night. My costume is a replacement official. Referee shirt, hat, and I have a binder that has the cover page of the 2012 NFL rule book on one side and the cover for Football for Dummies on the other. It was a cheap costume, which is what I was going for. I need to find some kind of flag to throw at people who commit party fouls.

On Sunday cmjug and I are going here to see this guy in an acoustic show. Cool venue, cool show, and good dude. This is a video I took of him on one of those musicfest trips I went on a couple of years ago.

The STD cupcake pics were nasty!

We had this dude come out and run some tests on our water at the house the other day. It was part of a Welcome to the Neighborhood thing and we got a gift card to a steakhouse out of it. He spent about an hour and he was there to show us how good a home filtering system would work (for the low cost of 4-6 grand). He gets to talking about how he has 4 daughters, two of which are in high school, and he has a device on their cars that tracks everywhere they go real time. He can view it on his smart phone, laptop, or whatever. The devices were $300 each. I don't have kids yet, but some of you do. Is that something you'd do with your kids (especially with those fantasy slut leagues popping up). Would you install an app on your kids phone that would show you whatever text they send or receive? Just curious. On a side note, he told me he got that stuff at a spy store in downtown Houston...I'd like to check out that place.

I don't have anything left...its moving day...GO!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

from the windows to the wall

ESPN the magazine has chosen the T-wolves as the #3 team in the west.  Obviously that was before K-love got hurt.  But still it begs the question, i don't think the timberwolves are the 3rd best team in the west (ahead of the lakers by the way) even with a healthy Kevin Love and a healthy Ricky Rubio.  I think they'll be a playoff team, maybe a 6 seed or so, I could even see them sneaking up to be a 4 or a 5.  But they aren't top 3.

Sometimes I think predictions like that are just horseshit that people throw out there. Obviously it makes more news if they make some bold prediction, than if it was just some plain and simple prediction.  So they get publicity.  Then on the off chance that their prediction comes true, they get more publicity and credibility because they "predicted" it.  I call this the "simmonsification" of american sports. It's something that El Tardo perfected.  It can also be called the "el padrino effect"...remember a broken watch is right twice a day.

Now starts the busy season for Blue.  Budget creation and year end prep and fun stuff like that.  Can't wait for TCS.  Blue hasn't fired anyone in quite some time, but he gets to next Wednesday.  It's more of a layoff, but either way, the axe gets to come out.

Ozzie Guillen was fired.  I guess he can talk about Castro all he wants now.  Maybe Castro will hire him to coach the Cuban national team. 

tOSU has been busy on the scheduling front.  First the deal with the sisters of the poor (TCU), and now with the most entertaining team in college football.  Of course Urb won't be there anymore when they start playing either of those teams, so it's pointless for him to comment.

Obama won 2 of the 3 debates, so I guesss he wins the presidency.

Heard this stat the other day.  Over the last 35 years in major league baseball, 14 teams have won game 6 at home to force a game 7 (now 15).  Of those 15 teams, all of them went on to win game 7 at home...except one...

wait for it...

EP knows what's coming....

Carlos Beltran knows what's coming...

if you guessed the 2006 METS, then you'd be correct.  They're the only team in the last 35 years to lose a game 7 at home after winning game 6 at home to force game 7.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Back from Europe

I'm back from Europe. Whip de do.

Things on my mind

Why in the world is Aaron Rodger's man cave outfitted with a 37 inch (at best) TV that they put on the coffee table? Who the fuck is in charge of commercials? This isn't even close to real. Nobody does that. Was El Pad in charge? They are sitting 1 foot away from the screen. And why is everything red? It looks retarded. I know Pizza Hut's logo is red, but come on man. And that couch looks shitty. This commercial is horrendous.

I was told in Britain that the British laid every major rail line in the world. Sorry chaps, but I am pretty sure chinese and black people laid ours.

That bit of knowledge was passed down by the old tour guide who was as annoying as fuck. He would ask people where they are from and then proceed to tell them why London was better. One guy was from NYC. It was funny to see NYC get taken down by the british bastard. He said London had more park space and older buildings. Well no shit on the older buildings, but I am not sure about the park space. Apparently NYC only has Central Park and not a single other park. Also the guy liked to talk to every lady and stare at her knockers. British people really are perverts.

Westminster Abbey was cool. Tower of London was cool. Eifel Tower was cool. Louvre was kind of cool. That's what you need to know. Oh and they are tearing down the Olympic village and you can't tour it, so don't take the 20 minute Metro ride out there and find out. Oh and there is an old mall and a new mall out there. Don't accidentally go into the old mall thinking it is the new mall. You will be disappointed. Then feel dumb when you see the new mall.

Delta flight back had no TVs in the seats. I had to watch what everyone else watched. That sucked. I watched What to Expect When you Are Expecting, some Zac Effron movie about a military guy who got back from Iraq and the latest Sherlock Holmes. Oh and the guy behind me was old and constantly grabbed my seat and shook it whenever he needed to move. He didn't have the muscles to stand up or move without shaking my seat first.

On the flight over there we sat next to a lady with an ~18 month old kid. She stuffed him under the seat in front of her and he went to sleep. No lie. She just stowed the fucker under the seat in front of her and he slept. He was far better than the lady in front of us on the way back that kept shitting her pants. Yeah lady we know it was you. It would smell like nasty fart then you'd get up and go to the bathroom.

I played week 5. I accidentally used Air Forces' play book. I didn't like it. I don't know why it didn't auto choose my playbook.

European toilets are wider and deeper than ours. When you poop in them they splash a lot. The wider part seemed smart, it spread your buttcheeks out I think. I should ask cmtem's opinion on them.

When we got to Paris the taxi driver guy told cmtem a whole bunch of things she shouldn't do. One of them was not to go to a peepshow. He told her this a few times. I don't know if it is code for something or what.

WVU football fans say

Ready for basketball season. GO HUGGY BEAR.

OSU football fans say

T. Pryor and his tatoos are costing us our chance at the National Title. Undefeated is in the books. Unless Braxton gets hurt. Guyton got lucky.


I bet it will be a shitstorm today. I missed a lot of time. I have decided again that I need to win the lottery and be a stay at home person. I guess if there is a kid involved I'll be a stay at home dad. But really I just want to stay at home do about 3 hours of housework and then watch TV or play video games the rest of the time. I did laundry and mowed the grass yesterday and some dishes. That all took about 2 hours. I could add another on there. The rest of the day was video games. It was nice. I might even watch more movies if I stayed home. I gotta get a lottery ticket.

OK speaking of work I should drive there. It rained so the drive will suck. Blah.

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"

"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem

"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug

"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino

"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H

"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino

"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino