Thursday, June 30, 2011

Oh yeah, its Thursday...

TPS shit storm today...I should have wrote this post last night.

Heading to Chicago tomorrrow for a couple of days with a friend of mine. Our flight leaves tomorrow morning at 5:45 AM...never book flights when you're drunk. We are going to a Cubs White Sox game tomorrow at 1:30 or so. Then tomorrow night we are going here for this concert. Heading back to Texas on Sunday. We are staying at a hotel by Michigan Ave like we did for Summit I.

The parents of cgjid are having a party on the 4th. Their parties are always fun, good bar, karaoke, pool...good times.

Whoever hacked Mize's twitter account needs to come clean!

That's all I have...all about me today apparently. Selfish bastard!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

And then...

Tough Mudder was a blast. Actually wasn't that difficult, there were a bunch of fat chicks who finished. Truth is, there's very little running/endurance involved. You run maybe 400-800 yards at a time at the most. It's more about determination to finish. My fat ass finished in I think a little over 3 and a half hours which put me in the middle of the pack of my heat. But you get to sit and rest as you wait for others to do the obstacles. Anyway, the electrical wires did not suck too bad...some people were pussies about them, but whatever.

Did we talk about the Asteroid that barely missed Earth? They didn't know about this until 4 or 5 days before it was going to hit, or at least that's what they're saying. That's not nearly enough time to find a team on an oil rig, teach them how to be astronauts, send them into space to blow it up and make it miss the planet. Or...maybe harry stamper kicked it's ass 3 weeks ago and that's why it's going to miss/missed us.
NASA knew about it months ago, i'm sure. They're just pissed that nobody wants to go to the moon anymore.

If you could live anywhere in the US (besides where you live now) where would it be? I think i'd pick Seattle. I always have loved that city. I'd have to get used to all the rain and stuff, but that's my final answer. Even though I loathe southern california, San Diego would probably be a pretty close 2nd place, it's never hotter than about 85 there, always sunny and you're on the beach. Just too many mexicans and drug cartels.

The marketing director here just announced she is pregnant. Which I kind of figured. She's a beanpole, very tall and thin and recently her tits started getting bigger. I thought she was either pregnant, or she's doing a great job of having enhancements done without anyone knowing. Unfortunately it was the pregnant route. CEO wanted to fire her for getting pregnant. (ns) His first words to her were "fuck, that sucks" (ns). I love working here.

Ok, on to bigger and brighter things.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Blah blah blah

Gotta be quick. Beth is used to this.


Fucking road was closed on my way to work, had to go around.


Kod, explain why the Supreme Court says you can't stop kids from buying violent video games, but we already have R rated movies that kids can't buy. Or did I miss something and an 8 year old can go in and buy From Dusk Til Dawn at his local Target?

Someone explain why Chinese buffets don't give you knives.


Someone explain when to use knifes and when to use knives in grammar.

Monday, June 27, 2011

New York chicks are ugly

I don't know what to say.

Unfortunately for LP, I didn't do a runny* diary of the BET Awards. But I was able to find a photo taken from inside the theater.

Good luck Steve

Apparently there was an exciting KO in ufc last night, because tem was so excited he was texting me like a 12 year old girl. I guess the KO made Joe Rogaine* spooge all over the octagon.

Link it up, spiff!!!! /LP

I found a video of it. It might get taken down before this posts, though.

Me and cmk went out to dinner on Saturday night and then went and saw The Hangover part deux. I went into it knowing that it was the same as the first one. And I thought it was just as funny. IDGAF if many of the jokes are the same. If something is funny, it's funny. And Alan's little comments are the best. And I don't know where I've been hiding, but I didn't know Jamie Chung was in the movie. I ♥ her. I tolt* cmk as much. Which is ok because twice during the movie she said under her breaf* "wow, he is, wow" about Bradley Cooper. But anyway, JC being in it made me like it even more. Two thumbs up for the hangover part deux.

It's supposed to be like 112°ish here this week. I keep telling myself "self, only 4 more months of summer left".

Let's see, what else to talk about. Oh, Adam Dunn and Jayson Werth were really bad FA signings this past winter. We all pretty much called it on Werth with that redonk contract. Buti thought Dunn would do some damage in the Cell. I was wrong.

If I haven't said it before, I'll say it now. I'm kind of giddy about the summit. I don't care if it's June, bro.

That is all.

Friday, June 24, 2011

China chicks are ugly

Draft happened. It was a pretty weak draft, on the surface. Who kows maybe there are soe jems* in it. The real winner was Markief and MArcus's momma. She done has two rich sons now. $50 says they went to Red Lobster to celebrate after.

I wanted the Knicks to get Faried to help Stout on the boards but they picked a defensive guard in Shumpert. A bit surprising but not terrible. All the sexy picks were gone plus after about 8 or 9 this draft is a crapshoot. They did get that big dude from Kentucky who had a nice tourney. Harrelson. So that's good. Doubt he can run the flow* though. He looks slow.

I think the Stache wants to fire me. Ever been fired from a non-paying job?

It's summer you know. That happened on Tuesday. My favorite thing about summer is doing stuff. I like doing stuff. By the water. And sand. I don't mind sand. Although it gets everywhere.

I'm actively searching for a new yob*. No the grass is NOT always greener but the pay sometimes is. I want to be out of this business by 40 and plan to have made a significant amount of money to be able to get out, take a breath then go onto something else. No way you can be in this industry more than 40 years like the people before me. Too exhausting. With all the regualtions and constant scrutiny and the way you are pressured daily it's just too much. I started when I was 19. I'm already tired and the worst part is I like what I do subject matter wise and am really good at it. But these are all banks now, gone are the true broker dealer days.

Gays.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

I have not...

I have not spent more than 3 minutes reading Grantland.com.

I think Lp and Mize should share a room at the summit.

This is pretty funny. I like that he had the diversity training too, I'm sure it helped. "After I had the training I realized fags and fatties have feelings too." I have a friend who flies for Southwest, I'll check and see if it was him.

It was not.

LeBrontakes a sheet during half time at games...but then takes a shit in the 4th quarter.

This Friday night I'm going here to see these guys. On Saturday we have a group going to paintball, potentially our biggest group yet. If we have a group of 10 or more we can get our own referee and games go a lot quicker. In the past we've always had 8 or 9 tops, but we're looking at 15 for Saturday so we won't have to play with the walk ons.

OK, I guess I should work now.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

This Post is about to BLOW

NBA draft is coming up this week. Get excited...oh who am I kidding.

NFL sounds like they've got their shit worked out, now just need to cross some eyes and dot some jays and we can have football again. Although we haven't really missed anything yet.

This is the dead time of year. TV sucks. No real sports except for the grind of baseball. I guess I have to play more golf, been trying to get out once a week this summer for at least 9 holes. So far, so good.

Qdoba taco bar for lunch today...nothing better than when the taco bar shows up at work.

I could bore everyone with my take on the economy, but I won't

Sometimes I wish I could just retire

Is there any movie that people are excited to see? I can't think of any.

I hope the broncos keep Kyle Orton

Tom Hanks on Univision...maybe you should know some spanish before you go on a mexican TV show



ok, now i'm just throwing shit out there, time to post this drivel

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Important Questions With Tem

Did Keef and family survive the El Pad Keilbosa?


What's with that crusty stuff around the top of a milk bottle when you open it? Milk crust is gross. I hate when it gets into my cereal, I have to dig it out.


Seriously, is this Rubio kid going to be any good?


Why does Simmons seem to post twice as much now that he has his own "website"?


ESPN teased me with something about McIlroy's dad making some bet when Rory was 15 and can cash in on it soon. What bet?


I think doubles tennis would be fun to watch if one person from each team had to be over 80 yrs old. Don't you?


Is anyone here surprised that a leading indicator of how well the real estate market is doing is the number of forclosures? I just saw an article explaining how that was the case. No shit.


Saw the same article about housing starts....no shit. Really? The more housing starts the better that is for home builders...who knew?


Why did the league reject the Dodger's TV deal?


I done now.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Rory! Rory! Rory!

Pretty impressive showing from McIlroy this weekend. Even more impressive coming off of his 80 on Sunday at Augusta. But he put on a clinic this weekend. The USGA can't be happy with the low scores that were posted. This is the US Open, the winner is supposed to be at like +1. I think there were about 20 golfers at par or better. I hate that the media is making the Rory/Tiger comparisons now because of how he ran away from the field. It's his first freaking major victory. I get that Tiger's first major victory was a runaway like this, and I get that he's won the US Open in a big way like this, but just stop it. I know that it's the media and they have to find stories, but can we ever just let someone be the first someone? From all accounts, he seems like a likable guy, which is the except* opposite of Eldrick. And being Irish, you know he gets plastered every night. So good for him. Go be the first Rory McIlroy.

Who gives a fuck about golf? The real tournament of the year starts today. /kod

Has anyone here ever watched that America's Got Talent show? I had nerve seen it before, but we were over at cmk's parents house last night and they had it on. Some weird mfers on that show. Most of the stuff on that show isn't even talent. Mize should go on there and shit 5 times in 10 minutes. That is more talent than what most of those folks have.

We took bgas. into the pool for the first time yesterday and she loved it. I'm thankful to have a baby that sleeps through the night in her own bed, likes taking baths and going in the pool, doesn't fuss when someone else holds her, and rarely cries at all. Of course that just means she'll put us through hell during her teenage years. But maybe I'll be dead by that point. (s)

Alright LP, I'm gonna make the kielbasa for dinner tonight. So it's possible that this could be the last post of my life. I really hope I don't die from salmonella or something.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Be Kind Rewind

Mets loss on a balk. Walk off balk. The fuck.

Does anyone like to set the alarm clock with 2 times, once early and one like a half hour later. In lieu of the Snooze. I don't even set my clock anymore. The lil dude wakes up 630 every morning. on the dot. Every day.

Fuck dippin dots. Who likes this shit?

Showtime is the worst premium channel in the history of cable.

What's the deal with strained oblique's in baseball? They seem so common lately. They need Pacqiuao abs yo.

Happy Fathers Day myself, TP, Blue and Keef. And aitch. Sure you got some illegitimate kids running around the North End you don't know about. Oh and Kod I guess.

Really Jim Carrey? Penguins? Really?

You know why America rules? Because they've only been around since 1776 while other countries been creeping for thousands of years. And they all need us. They all look up to us and we haven't even begun to figure everything out yet. America calls all the defensive plays is basically what I'm saying.

We Are The Champions!!!!



Thanks first off to Jug for letting me takeover his post!

This is by far the best championship of my sports fandom. I started watching hockey with my old man whan I was 5 years old. It's no secret that I never had much of a childhood, but those are some of the few happy times I remember. Sitting in front of the TV, cheering on the Bruins. Last time they were even in the finals, I was 9 years old but knew they were outmatched. Coming into this series I didn't think they could beat Vancouver. But am I glad I was wrong!

I really can't put this emotion into words. Part of me wishes I was celebrating with the old man, even though I don't talk to him anymore. This is just such an emotional win for me as a fan. This is what sports is about.

Go Bruins!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Post 1,342

That's a lot of nonsense over the past couple of years.

There's not much going on in sports today. Something about a hockey game 7, which is nice. Go Canucks!

I often wonder what ever happened to Happy Gilmore. Did he go on to become a great golfer? Once he figured out his putting woes, did he dominate? I'd like to think he became John Daly.

Grantland.com sucks

Lebron had to clarify that he doesn't think that he's better than anyone else...then he flew off in a private jet to an island in the bahamas that he rented out for his family.

Mark Cuban spent $110K on one bottle of champagne at the afterparty. I need to get clarification because the word is that he spent $110K total buying drinks for the whole place, but then I also heard he spent $90K on one bottle of champagne and left a $20K tip. Oh to be that waitress (/beth). I think he spent 90K on champagne and drinks, not just one bottle. fuck the media and their bullshit spin.

Terelle Pryor is sorry. Sorry he got caught. Drew Rosenhaus is in spin mode. I think TP is worth a 3rd round pick, and i'd turn him into a WR. TP is going to be very disappointed at his private workout when the coaches ask him to run some routes and catch some passes.

Ok enough of this gibberish. Hope post 1344 is full of jems.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Luongo Played Great Despite Giving Up Goals

Stanley Cup game 7 on Wednesday. I think. I hope it is on a real channel. I enjoy Game 7s of hockey playoffs. In HD would be nice.

I am super depressed now because Lebron is right. I have all the problems I had before. And everyone hates me. And I failed this year in my career. Wait, that's not me. That's him. I don't hate Lebron. I hate the fact that such a douche has such great athletic talent. Oh well, happens all the time.

Fickell: I didn't know of OSU violations ---umm riiiight. At least when he lies he doesn't write a book about how telling the truth is awesome.

Bobcats hire Cho as GM in front-office shakeup ---- Like Margaret Cho, the comedienne?

NHL panel agrees with head-shot rule expansion ----- El Pad loves face shots. He might like this expansion.

tem still thinks that mannequin was a retarded asian girl.

Sometimes it takes me 10 minutes to try different random combinations in WWF to get a word. And when i put something down that I know is a word and it says no, I get mad.

OK, I have to do work because some person at some bank can't read.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Not one

That was the beginning of Lebron's quote. I can't remember the rest of it.

I don't like the Mavs at all, but I've nerve wanted to see a team win a championship as much as I wanted to see them win. I'm happy to see Kidd & Dirk get a ring, though. Not enough white guys get rings. But watching the post game stuff, and seeing the camera following Lebron all the way to the locker room was awesome. He's the biggest douche. Watching the last 30 seconds of the game, and he's out there with his jersey untucked, he has zero class. He has no idea how to handle adversity. Like Rome said, Lebron is the ultimate frontrunner. When things are going good, he's like a little kid having fun. When the going gets tough, he doesn't have a fucking clue. I heard this theory, and o agree with it...maybe he doesn't have a clue because he didn't have a dad to kick his ass and tell him to be a man. He had everyone kiss his ass his whole life because he was always the star, and noone ever told him no. Now, if there is any kind of adversity, he just turtles. So, in conclusion, fuck him. He's a big ol' bag of bitch.

Cali was nice this weekend. The temps were about half of the temps in Phx. We went to Huntington beach and it was like 60 degrees and cloudy and the water was cold. But it beats being at home. I have always said that I wouldn't want to live in Cali, but the area we were in was pretty suite. I might live there.

I don't know what else happened this weekend. I think the 3rd Triple Crown race was this weekend. There was UFC but I didn't read anything about it except what spiff posted here.

So with that, go comment.

Friday, June 10, 2011

backroom casting couch

Whats the deal with this Jeremiah Weed?

Nice stones Kidd. Jet. Ya huge win. We know it's possible the Heat will win one before its all said and done but.....not this year. Hopefully.

Pet peeve of mine. People bitching about weather. It's hot now. Deal with it. When it was cold you were like damn I can't wait til it gets warm. Well it's warm now. Quit bitchin.

If you want to stump me ask me what my favorite food is. I have so many not sure I could pick one. My first instinct is to just say pizza. But then I think of a delicious burger. Or a perfectly made taco. Then I think of the steak I had at Del Frisco's. Or the butter pecan ice cream that made me cum in my pants from the BK Ice Cream Factory. What about the paella from Sevilla. Or a pile of fried shrimp. Or the meatballs grandma used to crank out or rice balls. God I love cooked balls. I mean I'm stumped by the question. I couldn't decide, I would need to deliberate.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Rep. Dong

Is anyone loving this Weiner scandal more than me?!?! /Lp

This Weiner story has been hilarity from the beginning. How dumb can these people be? Are they given so much authority and respect that they think they are that untouchable? Do they really not understand how technology and social networking works? Why does he keep pics of his dong? Too bad his last name isn't "Dong". I've been saving all the Weiner headlines over the last few days, here are the top ten:

10. Weiner Scandal
9. Democrats Shun Weiner As Scandal Grows
8. Calls For Weiner's Ouster Grow
7. Tweeters Warned 'Schoolgirls' about Weiner
6. Have You Experienced Your Weiner Moment?
5. Blogger: I Won't Release 'X-Rated' Weiner Photo
4. Sexts Leave Weiner Hanging
3. Women Speak Out On Weiner
2. Weiner Feels the Heat
1. Top Dem Tells Weiner: Go Away!


I think we recently discussed the legalization of pot on LOV. If it is made legal, I hope other states do what Florida did. In my opinion, this is something that should have happened a long time ago.

Gay Disney Report: The gay weekend at Disney is not something that Disney World organized. There was nothing about it on their website, so there was no parades or anything like that luckily. Apparently this was just organized by a bunch of gays with interwebs access. The gays went to one park a day and we avoided those parks on those days except for about a 3 hour span at Epcot Center on Sunday evening. We waited until later in the day in hopes that they would be tired from prancing around and most would have left by then. That was not the case.

It was about 50% gay people there I'd say. Most of them had on their little gay Micky Mouse rainbow pin and they were pretty flamboyant about their gayness. We were in one line and overheard one guy say, "I don't care who I offend today!". We saw shirts that said "I was born this way" and "I just can't think straight". We were in another line and there were two dudes in front of us rubbing each others back and shoulders. We were on one ride and saw a dude leaning his head on another dude's shoulders. It was gross to see.

That sounds like heaven! /mize

What's everyone doing this weekend? I'm working and paintballing this weekend. WOO!

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

LeBron Sucks

He looked so disinterested last night, i thought for a minute maybe udonis haslem had sex with his mom (gloria).

Speaking of LeBron's mom, I get wanting to pay tribute to her and all, but the supersized tattoo with her name on it on his right shoulder is kind of scary. A little oedipus complex there maybe?

I think one thing we can safely say...all the lebron is as good or better than Jordan talk can end now. Lebron isn't even the best player on his team. LeBron is the Scottie Pippen of the Heat. No wonder Scottie came out and supported him...bunch of douchebags.

When Rick Carlisle called Dirk one of the 10 greatest players of all time, I (as everyone else) laughed. And then rattled off 10-15 players definitely better than Dirk. I still believe that, but...He has changed the game more dramatically just about anyone else. Jordan took basketball to a whole new level, but before him there was Dr. J. There isn't anyone Dirk's size that's ever played the game the way he does. I don't know if that's good or bad, but it's something. And more and more guys are coming into the league at 6'10 and 7' and playing like Dirk. I'm still not saying he's top 10 all-time, but I sorta get where Carlisle was coming from now.

Ok TMNBAT...on to better things. Like Grantland.com. Grantland.com launches today at noon edt. It will be a collection of some of todays greatest writers and there will be thought provoking and insightful articles. I suggest you head over there today and read up on some of the submissions. You'll always remember this day and where you were. When this becomes the greatest journalistic website of all time, you can always say, you were one of the first.

That last paragraph was brought to you by the letter (s).

For the record, anyone who refers to Carlos Gomez as cargo, is a fag.

And last but not least, the last word on the Lebron/MJ discussion

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Lazy Tem

I am one of the laziest people I know. I really don't do much all day. I think I have some sort of Mono or something. I have been trying now for about 2 weeks to get up in the morning and work out. I haven't done it once. I roll over, look at the clock and just go back to bed. I'll sleep like 10 hours a day too. I think I get too much sleep.

Boston used up all their goals.

Dirk threw Terry under the bus, kind of. Seems like he meant it more as a compliment to Bron, but whatever, the media likes the "Dirk threw Jet under the bus" story line.

The Bulldog is playing tennis again.

TV analysts with no coaching experience at any level should make good NBA coaches.

I hope Grantland fails. I feel bad saying it because some minor writers will probably lose their jobs, but whatever. Simmons shouldn't get to run anything. He might be lazier than me.

UFC talk:

Shane Carwin vs. Junior dos Santos - Carwin
Kenny Florian vs. Diego Nunes - Florian
Jon Olav Einemo vs. Dave Herman - Herman
Demian Maia vs. Mark Munoz - Maia
Donald Cerrone vs. Vagner Rocha - Cerrone
Chris Weidman vs. Jesse Bongfeldt - Bongfeldt
Yves Edwards vs. Sam Stout - Edwards
Dustin Poirier vs. Jason Young - Poirier
Nick Ring vs. James Head - Ring
Darren Elkins vs. Michihiro Omigawa - Elkins
Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Igor Pokrajac - Sodapopinski
Aaron Rosa vs. Joey Beltran - Beltran

Monday, June 06, 2011

Runny diary

It's that time once again. Live from the as. mansion, it's a new runny diary on the MTV Movie Awards. I didn't know this was going to be on u till about 2 hours ago. But I'm like a boy scout, always prepared. All times PST

9:02 the first skit has Chelsey Handler and Jason Sudeakis (sp?) from SNL. Wow, Chelsey is pretty hideous looking without makeup on. They're doing a spoof of The Hangover and Twilight and that movie where the guy cut off his arm. It's pretty dumb. But anything that talks about Twilight is dumb
9:05 Eva Mendes. Yum
9:07 I guess that SNL guy is the host. I thought they said it was Cameron Diaz.
9:09 he's moderately funny. His hair is funnier looking.
9:11 WFT is up with this stage? It looks like Alice in Wonderland or something.
9:13 they just showed Gary Busey sitting next to Steve-O in the crowd. O/U on the amount of coke they snorted before the show is 17 lbs
9:14 first award of the night being presented by Mila Kunis and JT. I'd fuck one and mize would fuck one. But those ones aren't the same. Fuck, if the Twilight guy wins the first award, I might turn this off
9:16 and the really pale Twilight guy wins. I'm not gonna turn it off, but I'm gonna think lowly of the rest of the show
9:18 I need to slow down. TWCMKS
9:20 Random side note: has anyone seen the preview of that Human Centipede movie? The dude that made that is more fucked up than anyone in the history of the world
9:23 so now On Star has a feature that tells you Facebook news feed updates? I like facebook and all, but that is retarded
9:27 the 2nd award goes to a dude from Harry Potter. Fuck all these shitty kid movies
9:30 Jim Carrey introduces the Foo Fighters. TP would have Foo chills right now
9:34 the lead singer of FF looks too much like the Nickleback douche.
9:36 this zoo movie with the King of Queens guy is basically just a white man's Dr. Doolittle, right?
9:40 Nick Swardson is a funny dude. He has a gay lisp, though.
9:41 the 3rd award is for the most jaw dropping moment. And fucking Dustin* Bieber wins. Only 12 year old girls and LP like him. Cmk just said "ugh, his hair looks so fucking gay. I hate him." then she told bgas. that she won't ever be allowed to like him. I like to think that maybe he'll be in rehab by that time. But for those scoring at home, or even if you're alone, that's 3 gay winners so far.
9:50 Time for best fight award. Oh, shocking, Twilight wins. 4 for 4 on gay movies winning awards. I hate our world right now.
9:55 random side note: cmk is a really bad winner and a sore loser on wwf. It's annoying.
10:03 time for best kiss award. -160 that Twilight wins. And the winner is.....noone. We're all losers for having watched this garbage. The 2 Twilight dudes just made out, though. I knew they were homos. But we're now 5 for 5 with losers winning. How ironic. Dontcha think
10:20 Reese Witherspoon is getting some lifetime achievement award. Isn't she like 32? Jesus
10:30 new category, best line from a movie. It's weird that none of the nominees are British, which is a good thing. The winner is the little girl from Grown Ups who wants to get chocolate wasted
10:34 So, um, yeah, this new Fright Night movie. Do we really need another vampire movie? I really don't understand it at all. Dracula thinks that this is getting a little ridiculous
10:37 holy crap, Nikki Minaj has a giant ass and giant bressasis.
10:39 best female performance award. And yep, you guessed it. The angry ugly bitch from Twilight wins. She's so goddamn disgusting. I would never punch a girl in the face, but I'd almost punch her in the face. So 7 awards, 6 losers win.
10:47 I'm having a bowl of Golden Grahams right now
10:49 best comedic performance award. Again, no Brits. Oh wait, except for Mr. Katy Perry. Emma Stone wins. She has a gay lisp.
10:52 oooohhhh a sneak peak of the new Twilight movie. There's vampires and werewolves. I swear!
10:58 Gary Busey is handing out the best movie award. He's in a bubble. Hey, Twilight won. Good for those kids. They don't get enough recognition. Shitty end to a shitty show.

Friday, June 03, 2011

my uncle calls basketball tree hockey

You ever meet the guy who actually answers the obligatory How ya doin question you may ask just to be nice? Or Hey whats up. Yeah How are ya. And instead of saying fine and waiting until the elevator reaches your floor or you pass in the hall/bathroom whatever he actually tells you how he's doing.

Yeah well not so good, my daughter is sick and I got this neck pain (points to neck) right here. Also my car, someone keyed it yesterday afternoon at the mall. Just a real drag. What about you?

Yeah I'm fine. ::exit elevator:: ::keep walking::


I'm gonna take that to a whole new level, when someone asks me how im doing im gonna come up with a crazy response like, "well my butthole itches, I have genital warts and im in the mood for pizza".

Why haven't I watched the Simpsons in a long time? I don't know.

Any of you have problems wearing team logo shirts or hats or any gear that isn't the team you root for. I love alot of different logos and team colors and like to wear a tshirt or from time to time of a different team than Mets/Giants/Knicks, etc. But always feel dirty doing it. Like I dont want some stranger thinking I'm a Golden State Warrior fan because I'm wearing this suite Golden State t shirt I own. Can I get a man rule on this? Is it ok? I'm torn. Esepecially the old school looks. When I was a kid and Starter jackets were popular I had this San Jose Shark coat, black with the sick Sharks logo on the back. Loved the logo but I wasn't a Sharks fan. Youknowwhatimsayin?

Can I have the definition of the word?
Am I pronouncing the word correctly?
Are there any alternative pronunciations?
Can I hear the word used in a sentence?
What is the origin language please?


Wow sounds like I missed a good game, after the Wade 3 to cap a 13-0 run and stretch the lead to 15 I hit the hay. Shit's on too late for real. People have jobs you.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

I remembered it is Thursday

Shaq retires. Wussbag. I used to not like Shaq when he first came into the league, but I came around. Seems like a good dude, he is funny, he does the law enforcement thing, and from what I understand he did do some legitimate work too. Sports talk was playing some funny Shaq quotes this morning. He was definitely fun to root against. One thing he did accomplish in his career that most people will not talk about, he took up a roster spot on the Celtics this year while adding almost nothing to the team, helping along O:FB. Good yob Shaq!

cgjid and I will be going to Orlando for the weekend to go to Disney World. We have been dating for a year and that is the trip she wanted to take. tp...I'd like to get a beer with you but she has our schedule jam packed. I'll be back in Orlando again though. What is your status on the summit? Its June, bro.

LeBron hate: I really think hate is too strong of a word and is typically over used. Cleveland aside, there was a lot of bad press on "The Decision", but rightfully so. I don't think anyone has too much of an issue with him leaving and going to Miami. I've heard people give him credit for the money going to the Boys and Girls Club. Stop it. He can cut a check to the Boys and Girls Club at anytime. He doesn't have to put himself on TV on primetime in front of millions of people for his big, "Look at me!" moment. The media keeps talking about hate, but rooting against a team is not the same as hate IMO. At the end of the day they have a really good team down there, they are favored and they will probably win the title, and mize is a frontrunner.

White Sox helped O:FB a little this past week...suite

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Forgot it was Wednesday

Which means nothing to anyone else

Mavericks didn't win last night, Tom Cruise is heart broken. John McCain is worried. Sarah Palin is off riding her motorcylce.

I'd have sex with Sarah Palin. I've never said that about a presedential candidate before.

"I have" (Obama)

/meiz

The rockies continue to suck...but hey Tulo is 2nd in the NL in All-star balloting...great. You know it's awful when I decided to just go to bed as opposed to watch the end of the game last night.

Some french open action is going on. I enjoy listening to the chicks grunt.

I watched that movie "Easy A" because people told me it was funny. I will not listen to them anymore.

Thrashers are moving to Winnipeg. Funny story, when i was a university student we used to drive up to Canada for ski trips, and always ran into guys (never girls) that were from Winnipeg and they always talked about how someday they'd have another NHL team. Kind of like how Los Angelians talk about having another NFL team someday (eteo). Anyway, we'd always clown them, but who is laughing now, eh?

Ok so that wasn't haha funny, but who gives a shit.

Since we have a bunch of Big-10welve fans here, not that tOSU is going to suck and probably be on probation for like eleventy years, who is tne new favorite to win the first big-10welve championship game? I'm going with Nebraska.

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino