Monday, February 28, 2011

Runny* diary

I guess it's that time again. I feel like I did one of these just a couple weeks ago or something. Tonight's episode will be a little different because I'm the only one home, with my dogs and my 30.4oz bag of SPKs. So I might lose interest after a few minutes. TWSS
All times MST

6:31 One reason I'm glad this show is finally showing is that finally we'll stop seeing all the commercials with James Franco and Anne Hathaway (JFAH from now on) prepping to host this shit. I'm trying to figure out who decided to go with those 2, and why.
6:33 The show is starting out with JFAH jumping into a scene from a bunch big movies. I'm not really entertained yet.
6:37 Still not entertained
6:38 Finally, on to the show
6:39 I've mentioned this before, but I'm not a fan of AH at all. I mean, she's alright I guess. But I'd categorize her as maybe a 6, 7 tops.
6:41 The monologue between these 2 is a little awkward. Maybe it's supposed to be like that.
6:42 Tom Hanks is out to present the first award of the evening. WFT is he doing now? I haven't seen him in anything in forever. Does he just work behind the scenes now? He's awarding the achievement in art direction award, otherwise known as the "your movie sucked, but not because of your artists" award. Alice in Wonderland wins. Makes sense
6:46 Hanks is giving another award out, for achievement in cinematography. Not sure what that is. Let's try and sound this out. Cinema = movie. To = to. Graph = picture with lines. So cinematography = movie to picture with lines. And the winner is Inception. I didn't see it, so I don't know what the lines were.
6:52 JFAH introduce Kirk Douglas' corpse. He doesn't look bad for a dead guy. His earlobes are about 3" long, Jesus. Holy crap, I can't understand anything he's saying. If he and Dick Clark and Corky from Life Goes On had a conversation on TV, I'd probably get a 1st class ticket to hell for making fun of them. Shit, I probably already have that ticket.
6:59 Helena Bonham Carter looks like a masculine Johnny Depp.
7:02 The next award is being handed out by Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake. I'd F MK, and mize would F JT. They're giving out awards for cartoons. Boooooooooo. But Toy Story 3 beats out How to Train Your Dragon. Blue is bummed.
7:26 Mr Katy Perry is out to present some award with a lady speaking French. Looks like their* presenting foreign films. GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY, MOVIES! /lp
7:29 Next on stage, tem's wet dream Reese Witherspoon. Honest to God, it looks like she had her hairline lowered, because her forehead definitely looks smaller than it used to. Good for her. She went from a 7 to a 9 on my scale. Batman won the award she handed out.

You know what, I can't do any more of this. This show is boring the piss out of me, which means that I'm probably boring the piss out of you. So we'll cut it off here. TWSS

Friday, February 25, 2011

Bread and butter

"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino

What a great line. I should do an infomercial or something.

Aitch do you have to clean jizz from the backseat of your cab when the night is over?

Anyway lots of trades happened. I guess it's not the No Balls Association anymore huh William Simmons? Indy crying about a potential strike taking money away from them because the Super Bowl is there in 345 days from today. Did they already spend the money? Shouldn't the Kings move out of California? Move them to Seattle man, it's the right thing to do. Jalen Rose can't speak proper.

I-POD in the rain? Yes or no?

What's your favorite gum? There are a gazillion gums and a billion toothpastes. WFT? Toothpaste is toothpaste. As long as it has some fluoride in it arent we good to go?


Bread and butter, specifically warm bread or toast, might be my favorite thing in the world to eat. Especially, you know, fresh baked bread.

I really only wear t-shirts. Jeans. Shorts. I don't wear sweatpants much anymore. Too hot to lounge around in.

Bell Biv will take you out to your weekend now. Poison.


Thursday, February 24, 2011

Austin??

Austin!!

It sounds like the location of Summit II has swung to Austin. Austin is a better city than New Orleans, which is basically a toilet. I can find some cool places for us to hit up while there. San Antionio/San Marcos area is about 30-45 minutes away too, so it could mean a possible river trip if everyone was interested. We should try and pin down a weekend before the summer hits. I cannot go the weekend of Sept 10th or Oct 1, other than that I should be good to go. I think we were looking in the Aug/Sep/Oct timeframe right? ACL Music Festival is the weekend of Sept 17th. It may not be something everyone would like...but that is a busy weekend in Austin. 6th Street is like a smaller version of Bourbon Street without the transvestites and stuff like that.

I got my first celebrity reply on twitter last night...Kurt Warner...IN YOU FACE Mize!!!

Barring some sort of delay, Space Shuttle Discovery will liftoff on its final mission today. I believe NASA has been funded for one more flight after this one. The launch is scheduled for 4:50 PM EST (of course EST) today. You should be able to watch it on NASA TV on line, or on TV if you have the channel. If you have a chance I recommend you check it out. After they retire the last shuttle, we'll have to hitch a ride with the Russians to get to the International Space Stations at 20 million or so a ticket.

I'm still on a hiatus from sports talk radio ever since the week after the Super BowlTM. Somehow I still knew about the Melo trade though. Its been a nice break and I'll pick it back up as the draft approaches.

I have 7 games going on Words with friends right now...that may be a bit much. In all fairness like three of them take their turns about once or twice a day. Apparently they have priorities and stuff...whatever!

I'm playing a game against keef and we started the game with double "Woe"...NS.

Trade deadline today for the NBA...Cavs acquire Baron Davis.

I'm done...

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

New Beginnings

Another superstar has left Denver..oh well. The Broncos re-signed their best player and avoided losing a HoF player. Champ Bailey re-signed, while this won't signify them winning a superbowl anytime soon, at least I don't have to buy a new jersey for next year. Blue ♥s Champ.

Chauncey will be a lot more missed in Denver than Melo will. And i'm not buying the nuggets excuse of why they had to include him in the trade but whatever. I'm glad they got Mozgov though.

Tem needs to increase the number of teams allowed in Y!fmlb, so I can join. i'm not paying my money this year and not getting a team in the mix. No taxation without representation...tem wears a redcoat.

If you could eat at one fast food joint, and only one for the rest of your life, which one would you pick? I'd pick taco bell probably, or maybe Jack in the Box, JitB has crazy variety so you could eat there and not get sick of the same old stuff. I know this doesn't help a lot of easterners who don't have JitB so suck it.

St. Patrick's day is only like 3 weeks away, lots of green beer a brewing

I'm thinking of "not keeping" santana on my keeper league team...any trade offers?

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

LOV stereotypes

Well Tem is apparently in Vegas where there are a TON of wedding chapels, so fmtem may be cmtem when he gets back, depending on how drunk he gets and if fmtem has jug's woman's mentality. So today I'm doing a spot start. I've had this idea in the back of my mind for quite some time now, trying to list out all of the LOV stereotypes/running jokes about our regulars. Hopefully I won't leave out any people but I'm sure I'll leave out some of the stereotypes so feel free to fill in any I forgot. Of course probably very few of these are true in real life, which makes them even more fun I think.

In no particular order:


Tem

- Temhio
- Temgagement

Blue
- Rich
- Racist
- Hot receptionist rejector
- likes to fire people

EP (this could take a while)

- Short
- NYC is the best city in the world!
- Romance, look it up!
- barber
- debt
- bad sports predictions
- calls all his touch football defensive plays
- his flag football team "looks up to him"
- Olive Garden

Jug
- takes it slow
- trains!
- going here to see this
- country music

Keef
- is an AS.
- franzia
- many jobs
- hsil & csil

Kod

- hey there
- Indian lover
- crazy family

H
- grace and beauty
- attention whore
- welcher
- prefers his friends' women
- fuck buddies

Freak
- socks!
- lives in his parents basement
- chorus (but this one's faded away)
- virgin

TP
- old as dirt
- enemy of the homeless
- couch sleeper
- Gateway computers
- terrible taste in college football teams (ok, that one's just for me)

Spiff
- computer ninja
- huge eater

Meiz
- woe!
- Brilliance surrounded by dummies
- meiz = deluxe
- meiz and deluxe are gay lovers
- Star Wars
- Puts it on the pedestal

Beth
- lawyer lover
- slut
- is really a man


Damn that took longer than I thought and I'm 100% certain I'm forgetting some. But that's what you get when I have like 10 minutes to prepare.

Now go comment dammit.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Melo wants traded

What a boring weekend. Between all the rain here and the fact that there's basically no good sports on TV for the time being, there wasn't much to do this weekend. I did finish & submit our taxes though, which is nice.

NBA All-Star Saturday night was blah. The skills challenge was boring because it seemed like most of them were just going through the motions. Curry's performance in the final was the only one where it looked like someone wanted to win. The 3 pt contest was also blah. At least a Celtic didn't win, so it was a ::borat voice:: GREAT SUCCESS! Slam dunk contest gave me mixed emotions. On the one hand, it was good to see guys being creative and trying shit that we haven't seen before. But as I said in the weekend comments, they need to get rid of the 2:00 shot clock that they have to make a dunk. If it takes a person 90 seconds to successfully complete a dunk, that creates a bad show. And no dunk that takes 7 attempts to complete should get 50 points. Those judges are lame. And if a guy can take off from behind the FT line and make his dunk, that shouldn't get anything less than 50 pts. So all in all, the same truth holds true....the NBA sucks.

College basketball is coming down to the final month of action. Top 4 teams in the nation all lost last week. That means Dook will probably be the new #1 team. I'm fine with them getting it by default. It just shows that they need other teams to lose so they look good. They really aren't that grate* this season. I can't wait until the NCAA tourney when Dook & every Big Least team is KO before the Final Four, and possibly the Elite 8.

So cgjid apparently wants a ring. Maybe she finally wants to jump in the sack with jug, but won't do it until they're married. 4 words, jug.... He went to Jared

Talk this weekend about LOV Summit numero dos being in Austin instead of N'awlins. I like that idear. I'm still not sure if I'll be able to go, but there's a much greater chance of being able to go if it's in Austin rather than NO.

And finally...Here's a crucial message for teens: Oral sex carries many of the same risks as vaginal sex, including human papilloma virus, or HPV. And HPV may now be overtaking tobacco as the leading cause of oral cancers in America in people under age 50.
So Tony Gwynn suckt* dick. Got it. (s)

Friday, February 18, 2011

George Washington was the man.

Just based on this seasons highlight reel up to now, is there any doubt, whatsoever that Blake Griffin is winning the dunk contest? Ok I'll jump on the Derrick Rose train if you want. Since you know, everyone else is all over the 2nd year stud.

With the Cabrera news out right and the fact that he said Do you know who I am it got me thinking, how many atheletes can actually get away with saying that? Like fuck celebs cuz they are always hammered but athletes that get busted for DUI how many of them can actually say, with confidence, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Well I have a sho

#1 - Mike Jordan.
In my opinion, the #1 most recognizable, larger than life super duper star. This guy has diplomatic immunity in his jockstrap. Short of blatant murder he can say that in almost any situation and walk away, in fact the officer would probably offer him a ride home.

That's it.

Tiger tarnished himself. Babe Ruth is dead. Nobody cares about Wilt Chamberlain and his lies anymore. Bill Walton has a bad back. Larry Bird wouldn't do anything bad /Simmons. Pete Sampras is a herb. Magic has AIDS. Every big baseball star is spanish so no way they get away from the racist white cops. Fuck Jeter. Favre is a late night joke. Peyton doesn't leave the film room. Who else is there? Help me.

Maybe in Switzerland Federer is boss. But that doesnt count. Was thinking Ditka, I could see cops letting Ditka slide. Beckham? Soccer is gay fuck that. Mike is god. I mean even Barkley got busted catching neck and he's a lovable creature.

Facts:

Washington was the only Founding Fathers to free his slaves.
Fuck that guy. /blue

As a farmer, he is credited with introducing the mule to America.

His favorite dishes include cream of peanut soup and string beans with mushrooms. He loved ice creams. He had ice cream coolers installed in his house.

Washington was always at the frontlines in any of the many battles he took part in and there are countless stories of Washington returning from battle with bullet holes in his uniform, or without a horse, (it having been shot from under him), but he always remained unharmed

"I heard the bullets whistle and, believe me, there is something charming to the sound of bullets." When he caught news of this, King George III reportedly remarked that Washington's attitude would change if he'd heard a few more. But King George III didn't win the war, so fuck him.

That's right. Fuck King George.

And fuck Philly.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Headlines

Headlines:

Lakers lost to the Cavs last night...read that again.

Anti-Abortion Group Hires Whistleblower: What if your blowing experience doesn't involved whistles? /Beth

Dwarf Village May Hold Clues to Cure Cancer: Suite! /Lp

Uncle Leo From 'Seinfeld' Dies: Jesus? Hello!!

Isiah Thomas' role in Melo trade talks: Its just getting better!

Social networks can get you aid: Damn spell check


Random Jug:

I set my alarm clock ahead by a few minutes, however I randomly change how much its ahead by. Yesterday it was ahead by 5 minutes and I changed it to 9 minutes. Just like you have to keep your body guessing with workouts, gotta keep my mind guessing or I'll hit snooze all morning.

The Lakers lost to the Cavs last night...hahahaha!

The NBA is pretty boring up until the 2nd round of the playoffs. When the season starts everyone pretty much knows who will make the playoffs. The only unknowns may be the 7th or 8th seeds, and that's just a contest to see who is going to get swept in the first round. I wish they never changed the first round from a best of 5 series.

Blue got a new car...hopefully his driver is excited.

Beiber...get this kid off TV. Stop interviewing him. No one cares what a 12 year old thinks about the world issues. He doesn't know anything.

I'm addicted to the Angry Birds games...dammit!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Rule #76

No Excuses...play like a champion

Since i've skipped the last few weeks let me say again congrats to keef and cmk. Kids can be fun...and having a little girl, you'll do things that people will want to take your man card away, but you do it because kids are awesome.

Pujols set a deadline...good for him. Now if i'm the cards as soon as the deadline expires, I say, oh we were about to offer you 10 years and $400M, but since the deadline has passed I guess we'll wait until the end of the year. Pujols is just an attention whore with herpes, just like H.

'Melo wants traded, or doesn't, or does. The knicks want him, or they don't, or they do. I really don't care that he's being traded, and haven't for the past 5 months, but i do kinda hope he doesn't get traded to the knicks, just to say "ha ha" (nelson laugh)

Roger Goodell thinks the NFL is poor and that people are stupid. Maybe the leagues shouldn't have unions, I think that would be worse off for the players to have to individually negotiate their contracts, but at least the agents would earn their money

They're having some moustache competition at work, blue plans to dominate

I got cmblue an iphone for v-day (romance look it up). Now she spends all her free time playing some games and ignoring me...best valentine's day present ever. Blue also got an iphone but has been too lazy to activate it.

I heard there was some crazy shit going on in egypt. Female reporter got beat and sexually assaulted by like 200 men in an angry mob....sounds like a friday night for Beth.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

My Post

I hate when I fuck up at work. I forgot to change something on some excel spreadsheet I sent out. Made me look dumb. I hate that. That's right I dislike looking dumb. I hate when people send me spreadsheets that are all fucked up and I hate when I send them out. Show some pride in your work Gorramit.

NFL files charge against NFLPA

So negotiations are going well?

I guess maybe I should start training to see if I can be a scab for the Browns. Maybe a special teams player. It would be fun. I saw the Replacements. I think I could start for the Washington Sentinels so I assume I could be at least a Special Teams player for the Cleveland Browns when they have replacement players.

Bill and Ted

Isn't it time for a sequel to this or at least a reboot of the franchise? They are remaking everything else, why not this movie? Come on Hollywood, get off your lazy ass and remake another movie.

San Dimas High Football Rules

And whatever happened to Bill? I don't think his career has been that great. Ted could have at least drug him along like the Fresh Prince did with Jazzy Jeff.


No. 1 Falls already

Kansas lost already. Nice run. Texas will be the new number 1 unless they lose. I think Pitt is the number 1 team right now. I hate Pitt.


Angry

The only time I get really angry during the day is when I am driving and other people do stupid things. Even when I am mad on here it is mostly just fake mda* tem.

And don't mix up angry with hate. I hate lots of things and they deserve the hate. But I am not mad about it. Or angry with them. I just hate them.



OK that is all. Go forth and frolic.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Runny* diary

Here we are again with another edition of America's favorite pasttime...reading running diaries. I thought it was live, but I see aitch has been doing his own version of this on FB for the last hour or so. So this runnning diary will be live, on tape. All times MST

6:56 Cmk & I are watching the end of America's Funniest Videos, and apparently it's the grand prize show. There are like 5 final videos that can win the grand prize, and they're all horrible. I don't get how this show works. The actual funny videos never win, but the awful or staged videos always win. It's all fixed anyway.
6:59 Show opens with a lifetime achievement type award that goes to Aretha Franklin. She big.
7:01 LL Cool J presents the award to Aretha. He announces that she's sick in Detroit. Awkward. So some other people are going to sing her songs. Goddamn Jennifer Hudson is half the size she used to be. I think she gave all her weight to Aretha
7:03 Christina Aguilera just forgot the words (S)
7:10 There* still singing. There's a lot of screaming going on. I'm bored already
7:18 CBS cares. They have a commercial saying that dudes should get their testes checked for Valentine's Day. How sweet of them
7:19 1st award of the night goes to best pop duo or group song. I hope Train wins. I ♥ that soul sister song. Yay, Train wins. I'm 1 for 1 tonight. I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead.
7:21 Holy shit Ricky Martin is wearing some tight pants. He's out to introduce Lady Gaga's performance. She's coming out in some egg type thing. She's so fucking disgusting. I don't get the appeal of her. Her songs are really bad and she's gross to look at. She's just a slob. I wish I had her PR person. I have zero talent and am hard on the eyes. AJA, I wish I could FF this
7:33 Country music live performance = time to go pee
7:34 Back from the pisser, country music is still being sung. I don't know who this chick is. Cmk informs me that it's Miranda Lambert. I don't know who that is, but I'd probably rather listen to Adam Lambert
7:39 Next performance is from Muse. I like their music. So far there has been 4 live performances and 1 award given away.
7:48 Ryan Seacrest introces Bruno Mars, B.O.B, and someone whose name the French call a certain Idon'tknowwhat. 5 performances, 1 award so far. I guess the Grammy's are just a big concert now. They give out all the awards before it airs on TV.
7:58 Two country hicks hand out the next award. Best female vocal peformance. And the winner is.....NOONE. COUNTRY MUSIC LICKS MY TAINT AT ITS DIRTIEST MOMENT
8:02 bgas. is sucking some tit right now.
8:05 Eva Longoria presenting the next performance. ZOMG IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER & USHER!!!!! Usher sings OMG. And his sunglasses come off during the middle of the song. I've nerve seen him w/o his sunglasses. I thought maybe he didn't have any eyes.
8:13 Next award is for best rock album. Pearl Jam, Tom Petty, Neil Young, and Muse are all nominated. I'll give you 1 guess as to who won. If you need a hint, it's the group that didn't have an album out 20+ years ago
8:19 Time for some milk & red velvet cake from Costco. DET
8:21 Best pop album time. Bieber is -160 to win it. And the winner is....Lady Gaga. Did I mention that she's so fucking goddamn gross? I can't stand her. Just go away. Maybe run into traffic or something
8:29 Bob Dylan is still alive, huh? I use that term loosely because he looks like death.
8:34 I think I said this before, but that Hall Pass movie looks moderately funny
8:40 Lady Antebellum singing now. Perfect timing because I have to pee again
8:43 Miley & Kings of Leon presenting now. Rev is in heaven. Miley is showing some side boob. NS They're presenting for country album of the year. And the winner is....NOONE. COUNTRY MUSIC IS AWFUL!
8:46 Jamie Foxx introduces Cee-Lo Green. This song is pretty good. Forget You. He's singing with some puppets. But not sock puppets, freak, go back to bed. Cee-Lo is awesome, though. He's like a cross between a peacock and Cleopatra tonight. Gwyneth Paltrow is singing too. She needs to eat a hamburger or something. She looks like an xray in clothes and heels.
8:57 Katy Perry time. Let's all look at her boobies. Damn, she doesn't really have them unleashed tonight.
9:00 Cmk just looked over my shoulder and saw the last comment and said I'm ridiculous
9:02 Keef Urban, John Mayer, and some chick are singing what I think is a Dolly Parton song. It's worst* than it sounds
9:04 Ah, "some chick" was Nora Jones.
9:05 Time to present the award for song of the year. And the winner is....NOONE. COUNTRY MUSIC BLOWS MORE THAN BETH!
9:13 Seth Rogan introduces Eminem, Rihanna, & Dr. Dre. I was looking forward to this one.
Fuck Eminem. /mize
9:16 Seriously, though, Em is a lyrical genius. I get pumped up whenever he starts rhyming on stage. There's always Marshall Mathers chills in the as. household.
Cmk made a good point just now. She said that he's always so passionate about the shit he raps about. He doesn't just stand up there and say words, you can tell he's into everything he says.
OK, enough gay talk
9:20 Jewel is preggo. Her boobs are pretty big. Good for her. Her teef are still jacked up. She's with John Legend presenting the best new artist. Bieber is -160 to win this award. And the winner is...Esperanza Spalding. All together now..... WHO? Although I don't know who she is, I'm glad that I've jinxed Bieber twice now. Fucking Canadian midget.
9:28 Dude from Glee is on stage. Freak has Glee chills right now
9:32 Time for the woe portion of the show. H is giddy. Who died this year? Lena Horne, dude from The Knack, Jimmy Dean (love his sausage /lp), and about 30 other people that I'd never heard of.
9:35 Death montage screen rises and out pops Mick Jagger. Pretty cool that they're doing a live version of a dead guy. Ricky Martin thinks that Mick Jagger is wearing tight pants. Those pants can't be more than a 28 waist.
9:37 My dog just farted and it smells like Bigfoot's dick
9:47 Kris Kristopherson just introduced Barbra Streisand. It's 1972. TP just graduated college.
9:51 Will.I.Am & Nicki Minaj present best rap album. The Grammy goes to...Recovery! Fuck yeah. I have the except* opposite view of Em that mize has.
This is one of the reasons I can't stand white people. /mize
9:58 Sean Combs just got announced as Puff Daddy. We've moved from 1972 to 2000. He's introducing Rihanna & Drake. I thought Rihanna already performed tonight. I'm not a fan of Drake. But Rihanna's momma got ass, too. Damn!
10:03 J-Lo & Marc-Lo introduce record of the year. He's really short. The Grammy goes to...NOONE. COUNTRY MUSIC IS WORST* THAN YOUR FACE
10:06 I'm tired of that State Farm commercial with the black couple that gets into a fight on the sidewalk. Chick says "with a new boyfriend" and her bf turns into some yoked up dude with his shirt off. Dude says "and a new girlfriend" and chick turns into a hot chick. Then chick gets pissed off because he turnt her into a hot chick, but it was cool when she changed him into someone else. At least State Farm is publicizing that woman* are crazy
10:12 Arcade Fire performing now. I like that one song they have that Dan Patrick plays all the time. This song they're playing now is not good at all. Dude is yelling through a megaphone for crissakes.
10:22 Final award of the night, album of the year, presented by Kris Kris & Babs Streisand. If Lady Antebellum wins this one, I'm turning off the show.
10:23 And the Grammy goes to...Arcade Fire. Really? WFT? They have one good song. This shit is fixed.
10:24 Weird ending to the show. Arcade Fire went back up to play another song as people were leaving. I don't think this is how it was supposed to end. This song is as bad as the first.

That is all

Friday, February 11, 2011

LOL, OMG, J/K, BRB, LMAO, K, :)

Ranking the mob movies.

#1- The Godfather
I feel like I'd be shot, without ever see it coming, if I didn't have this movie as number 1.

#2- Goodfellas
Awesome movie. Based on truth, tremendous cast. What more could you want. the rewatchability is off the charts.

#3- Donnie Brasco
Another movie based on truth, prefect sad sack acting from Pacino and Johnny Depp before he went gay was awesome. The fuggedetaboutit scene is one of my favorites movie scenes of all time ever, legendary.

#4- The Godfather II
Rare a sequel is this good. Happen to win an Oscar too. This may be Robert DeNiro's best performance as a young Vito Corleone.

#5- Casino
The story about the Mob taking over Vegas. I'm not sure if you heard of a guy named Joe Pesci but he rocks the shit out of this move as the lil tough guy Nicky Santoro.

#6- A Bronx Tale
Don't waste ya talent C.

#7- The Departed
Scorcese does it again. Does he know Mob movies or what.

#8- Mean Streets
An older movie also directed by Scorcese. De Niro and Keitel were great, good story and nice violence. Also a good time piece. Really makes you feel like you are actually in Little Italy.

#9- The Untouchables
It wouldn't be a list without the story of Elliot Ness and Al Capone.

#10- Eastern Promises
Man the Russian mob is rough.

There can only be 10.

Any chance Cheryl Miller gets laid? None right? No way another human beds that alien. Kobe shitted on Jesus Shuttlesworth moment last night. He's a mamba. Yo St. John's is back on the scene and couple with the Knicks being somewhat back that makes MSG the mecca again. Wait? Is this why you guys hate New Yorkers? Comments like that? Shit. I'm sorry.

Sorry that NYC is awesome!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

That was fun. First post in a minute not talking football. And seriously if they strike, I'll be back when they come back. I don't care if they strike half the season or even the full season. I'll be tight but I won't boycott NFL after. It's too awesome. If pussy went on strike would you not have some when it came back? No. Unless your name is Andy.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Dude, where's my seat?!?!

So the whole Super BowlTM seat fiasco thing has been well documented and now there is a class action lawsuit filed on behalf of all these people. I'll give my opinion. I think it really sucks that those 400 people didn't have a seat for them when they got in the stadium. That's something you can't change, however I think the NFL has done a good job in trying to right a situation that can't ever be fully fixed.

I understand that some of these fans were either Steeler or Packer fans coming down to see their team. They didn't have a seat and that really sucks. They did get to watch the game on a TV, got free food and merchandise, and were allowed on the field after the game. I bet that was more than awesome for the Packer fans that were displaced.

After that the NFL offered them two options. Option 1 was $2400, and airfare, hotel, and tickets to next years Super BowlTM; Option 2 is airfare, tickets, and hotel to another Super BowlTM of their choice in which they can decide after the conference championship games in case their team makes it again. So with either of those options these fans are pretty much getting 2 Super BowlsTM for the price of 1.

While I think what happened to those fans really sucked, I believe the NFL has been fair with what they are offering and I don't think they deserve anything else from a class action lawsuit. One of the things the lawsuit is claiming is deceptive sales practices. I don't think they'll be able to prove that. I think these seats would have been ready had it not been for the record setting bad weather the Dallas area had the week before the game. There is no deception there, just bad circumstance. I do think there is an element of greed here, either with Jerry Jones or the NFL, in trying to break the record for Super BowlTM attendance.

I also think class action lawsuits are usually just ways for lawyers to get a big payday while the remaining money is spread around to a lot of people and they don't see much. Kod can speak more on that...maybe i'm wrong. And punitive damages? Stop it. Yeah...I hope they don't get a dime from the lawsuit.

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44/68

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That's it...

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Is this a hostile takeover??

C'mon, Blue. Do I have to take over Wednesdays? Does Prestige Woerldwide have to represent LOV on hump day? Two weeks in a row? Unacceptable.

Some sports stuff happened. Meiz will suck at sales. Csilok is gonna emter rehab and leave two days later like The Man With the Golden Voice. Speaking of which, is that story that popped up and died out real quick or what?? Dude was everywhere for two or three weeks, then Dr. Phil got involved and he is GONE. I like how everyone was surprised that an alcholic streetperson went right back to his old ways when he suddenly had a shit ton of money.

I love my Whiskey Tango neighbor. She was a legit cougar when I moved into this place almost 6 years ago. Now she has gone way down hill. This morning she has her nephew over. The kid is like 2 or 3. I can hear her having a fight with her guido boyfriend on the phone, dropping F Bombs every other word. Stay classy lady.

I'm done. Nice post, Freak.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Does anyone else....

...sometimes sit in their car when they are driving and wonder what it would be like if they suddenly got sent back in time? Like me and my car and all the stuff in it would be in the 1770s. My coat is red, would the Americans think I was British? Would anyone believe that I was from the future? Would they just steal my car? Do I have enough gas to outrun them for awhile and hide? How are the roads, would I just get stuck? Would anyone play softball with me? I have a couple bats and a few balls in my car. Also I have bowling shoes, would those come in handy at all? How long would my ipod battery last? Could I write some songs down and make some money? Would I be bigger/taller than everyone else? Yeah me neither, I never think those things.

...send a valentine's day card to their mom? fmtem says I should. I never have before. I did this time though because I was told to. I am smart enough to know when to fight a battle. Also I put a color swatch in it for what color the bridesmaids dresses are gonna be.

...know anything about tuxes? fmtem was asking all these questions about what kind of tux i wanted. We looked at some online. Other than the color they all looked the same to me. Oh and I could tell if they were pinstripe or not. I think I am going with black tux, no tails, vest and tie (not a bowtie). I thought about going with the little black tie tack thing for a tie, but I guess that isn't cool anymore.

...get tired of listening to coworkers talk about their babies? This isn't a dig a as. This is a dig at some chick in my office that likes to tell me about her baby's poop and how the dad gets nervous when the kid throws up a lot. Yeah, I guess I'd be nervous too if the kid threw up a lot. And there is not really any situation where I care about the type of poops this baby is having.

...ever wonder what superhero they'd be if they were allowed to be one? Superman is an obvious choice so I might take that one. But a choice I'd strongly consider would be Iceman. He seems pretty cool. haha get it? Anyway, I just think a lot of people would be taking Superman and Wolverine and Spiderman so I'd go with Iceman just to be different.

...this I should do some work? I know this guy at works thinks I should be doing some.

Monday, February 07, 2011

F Green Bay

Decent game. Nothing really to remember, though. Neither defense played that grate*. The commercials were garbage for the most part. Haltime show was effing terrible. BEP are awful. Slash was ok, but then Fergie ruined it by "singing". I thought Usher would be alright but there was no singing. The only thing that was worst* than the performers was e sound guy who couldn't get the microphones on in time. All and* all, a pretty forgettable Super BowlTM.

Right now we're watching Dateline about the dude who had to cut off his arm whilst hiking. It's a pretty intense story. The canyon he was in looks pretty suite. I wanted to see the movie about it before, but now I think I'll read the book first. I can't even imagine the thoughts that went through his head over those 5 days. When you have to start saving your urine because you're almost out of water, you know times be tough, you.

So csil & hsil went to the garbage open on Saturday. Csil snuck in a flask and got beyinb eas3d and passed out at the tourney. They had to call an ambulance and she ended up staying overnight at the hospital by herself. Fucking redonk, that girl. She says that if waking up in a hospital doesn't keep her from drinking like that, nothing will. We'll see. The odds on nothing will are -160.

So far parenthood is pretty suite. I'm not gonna help turn this place into a women's baby forum, so I'll just leave it at that. It's pretty suite.

So is Beth getting Bon Jovi chills yet?

Kod, your name/pic is kill all the gophers.

That is all

Friday, February 04, 2011

SUPER BOWL!

First off congrats to current ms keef and keef for bringing life into this crazy world. Shit just got real homie. Welcome to the fraternity.

I hate picking the score and I think it's odd that the Steelers are the dogs but Vegas is in love with the Packers and have been for the entire year. I think this team has "it" whatever that is and I think the Steelers can be had for a good portion of the game. I think it's enough. I say the Packers win, I'll lay the 2.5.

Rodgers is too accurate for the Pittsburgh secondary. The corners are physical but this WR corp is nasty. If you miss the 5 yard bump they'll get open. They don't even have to keep the Steelers honest with a running game. And that defense, whoa, is sick. Cover corners, a 4th linebacker in Woodson and the real DOY in Matthews. The key to me on that D are the two big bodies in the middle, Jenkins and Raji. When you can only rush 4 and get pressure you are doing it right. Also be mindful you are getting either an inexperienced center as far as playing this year or a hobbled all-pro rookie. Plus the line in general is suspect. Big Ben makes alot of plays by buying time and scrambling away from the throwing box but he can't make all the plays himself. If Mendenhall gets early work and is successful with it this will be a tremendous game. If they don't get a run going, Packers will blow out. No lie.

Onto the props.


WHICH PLAYER WILL RECORD MORE RUSHING YARDS:

MEWELDE MOORE (PIT) OR JOHN KUHN (GB)?
MOORE + RUSH YDS PK-160
J KUHN + RUSH YDS PK+120

WHICH PLAYER WILL SCORE A TOUCHDOWN FIRST:
HEATH MILLER (PIT) OR ANDREW QUARLESS (GB)?
H MILLER SCR TD 1ST -260
A QUARLESS SCR TD 1ST +200

TOUCHDOWN PASS *-* IN THE FIRST QUARTER *-* ?
ROETHLISBERGER YES 1Q TD PASS +220
B ROETHLISBERGER NO 1Q TD PASS -280

WILL BEN ROETHLISBERGER (PIT) THROW A
TOUCHDOWN PASS *-* IN THE THIRD QUARTER *-* ?
ROETHLISBERGER YES 3Q TD PASS +200
B ROETHLISBERGER NO 3Q TD PASS -260

WILL RASHARD MENDENHALL (PIT) SCORE A TOUCHDOWN
*-* IN THE FIRST HALF *-* ?
R MENDENHALL YES 1H TD +200
R MENDENHALL NO 1H TD -260

WILL HINES WARD (PIT) SCORE A TOUCHDOWN?
H WARD YES TD +200
H WARD NO TD -260

WILL MIKE WALLACE (PIT) SCORE A TOUCHDOWN?
M WALLACE YES TD +160
M WALLACE NO TD -200

WILL ANTONIO BROWN (PIT) SCORE A TOUCHDOWN?
A BROWN YES TD +400
A BROWN NO TD -600

Look I'd have all the WR's yes, they are all plus money. The 3rd slot/3-4th string guys are big money. Worth it. Same thing for Rodgers/Berger throwing a TD in 1st quarter. Plus money, do it. Tramon Williams interception is +240, do it.

First scoring plays are nice too:
SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAY
SUPERBOWL XLV - FIRST SCORING PLAY - Feb 06
- SUPERBOWL XLV - FIRST SCORING PLAY OF THE GAME
PITTSBURGH STEELERS VS GREEN BAY PACKERS
*-* ALL WAGERS ARE ACTION *-*

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18481SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYPACKERS ANY OTHER TOUCHDOWN+1750

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18482SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYPACKERS FIELD GOAL+200

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18483SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYPACKERS SAFETY+3500

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18484SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYPACKERS TOUCHDOWN PASS+175

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18485SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYPACKERS TOUCHDOWN RUN+350

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18486SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYSTEELERS ANY OTHER TOUCHDOWN+1750

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18487SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYSTEELERS FIELD GOAL+250

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18488SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYSTEELERS SAFETY+3500

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18489SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYSTEELERS TOUCHDOWN PASS+300

Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18490SB XLV - 1ST SCORING PLAYSTEELERS TOUCHDOWN RUN+300

MVP talk, even the favorites are good plus money.

SB XLV - MVP WINNER
SUPERBOWL XLV - MVP OF THE GAME - Feb 06
- SUPERBOWL XLV - MVP OF THE GAME -
PITTSBURGH STEELERS VS GREEN BAY PACKERS
*-* ALL WAGERS ARE ACTION *-*
- YOU ARE WAGERING ON A PLAYER TO WIN THE
SUPERBOWL MVP, IF FOR ANY REASON THE PLAYER
YOU WAGER ON DOES NOT WIN THE MVP, YOUR WAGER
WILL BE CONSIDERED A LOSS, EVEN IF THE PLAYER
DOES NOT PLAY -
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18401 SB XLV - MVP WINNER AJ HAWK (PACKERS) +2000
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18402 SB XLV - MVP WINNER AARON RODGERS (PACKERS) +140
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18403 SB XLV - MVP WINNER BJ RAJI (PACKERS) +2000
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18404 SB XLV - MVP WINNER BEN ROETHLISBERGER (STEELERS) +200
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18405 SB XLV - MVP WINNER CHARLES WOODSON (PACKERS) +1250
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18406 SB XLV - MVP WINNER CLAY MATTHEWS (PACKERS) +1000
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18407 SB XLV - MVP WINNER DONALD DRIVER (PACKERS) +1750
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18408 SB XLV - MVP WINNER EMMANUEL SANDERS (STEELERS) +2000
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18409 SB XLV - MVP WINNER GREG JENNINGS (PACKERS) +800
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18410 SB XLV - MVP WINNER HEATH MILLER (STEELERS) +1750
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18411 SB XLV - MVP WINNER HINES WARD (STEELERS) +1250
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18412 SB XLV - MVP WINNER JAMES FARRIOR (STEELERS) +1750
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18413 SB XLV - MVP WINNER JAMES HARRISON (STEELERS) +1250
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18414 SB XLV - MVP WINNER JAMES JONES (PACKERS) +2000
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18415 SB XLV - MVP WINNER JAMES STARKS (PACKERS) +1000
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18416 SB XLV - MVP WINNER JORDY NELSON (PACKERS) +2000
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18417 SB XLV - MVP WINNER MIKE WALLACE (STEELERS) +1000
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18418 SB XLV - MVP WINNER RASHARD MENDENHALL (STEELERS) +400
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18419 SB XLV - MVP WINNER TROY POLAMALU (STEELERS) +1000
Feb 06 - 6:20 PM 18420 SB XLV - MVP WINNER FIELD (ANY OTHER PLAYER) +800

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Odds and Ends

I don't like it when people lick their fingers before handing me pice of paper off a stack of papers...gross.

I wish there was some way that Sporcle could upload the list of friends from someone's Facebook page and create a quiz from them. I wonder how many people could list all their FB friends given a certain amount of time depending on how many they had.

LP wouldn't have time for that shit.

The absolute worst side story to this Super Bowl is "Will Big Ben be in the same class as Brady if he wins his third Super Bowl?". I really hate how the media is always worried about where each athlete's place is in history while they are still playing.

It might be tied with "Who is really America's Team?".

I wonder how much that high school gets for letting Green Bay practice there.

"If I did something wrong I would apologize," Jones-Drew said Wednesday on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on ESPN 1000.

...later in the interview...

"Don't get me wrong, what I said was wrong, and I shouldn't have said it but I did."

...even later in the interview...

"I don't think what I did was wrong; I didn't commit a crime," Jones-Drew said.

...Well played MJD, well played.

I'm a little tired of hearing Houston peeps complain about the weather. We really have it easier than most places, its just cold. Put on a damned coat.

Peeps suck! /keef

I don't like cheese very much, and I'm a Bears fan...so I'm rooting for the Steelers this weekend.

Google is trying to take over the world.

sportsguy33 In person, Rose is like a young Marbury but faster/taller/more explosive. I've never seen a PG like him in person before. He's illegal.

...and...

sportsguy33 Very impressed by the Bulls. Smart defensively, good chemistry, well coached. Played hard. Whole bench + injured guys totally into the game.

LOV Super Bowl prop bets:

# of kids keef has by kickoff: o/u at 0.5

# of LOV members who take Monday off: o/u at 2.5

# of total beers consumed by LOV members on Sunday: o/u at 112.5

Odds Lp nails the coin flip: -160

Odds that Mize moves to Canada and becomes a huge CFL fan since he hates America: -110

o/u on the amount of hours H gets to sleep on Sunday: 3.5


That's all I got...feel free to add your own LOV prop bets throughout the day.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Kod Fake Post

begin fake Kod post that is actually real Kod writing, but a fake post

Green Bay sucks; their fans are almost as insufferable as Boston's, but almost twice as fat....making them the worse fan base in America.

Pitt will squeak out a 3 point win due to some late Big Ben heroics.

I will push once again on my box.

For the first SB in history I HAVE NO PLACE TO GO and will probably just watch the game with cmkod and the kids/grandkids

end fake post

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

%#% it

#%@% it, I am just gonna post before I go to work. I'll turn on the TV and let the news people tell me what all is closed. I might say I thought I saw my company's name there. Then call the phone answering women* and say "hey women*, i thoughts we were cancelled? are all the other woman* there?"

Or I'll just drive fast and scare all the other motorists. Actually, it iced, it didn't snow, so the roads will be trecherous.

Sending flowers on Valentine's day is too expensive. I am thinking of buying some now and hand delivering them on the 14th. I think that'll save me about $60. Maybe more.

I just got out of the shower, but I don't feel clean enough. Fucking Dial Soap.

Some guy with lots of hair won the AP defensive player of the year. Skunkpatch voted for Peppers. He got 4th.

Carmelo still hasn't been traded. Hopefully he didn't use Blue's bank.

TV is a cooking show. I guess news is over.

By the way that Jets strength coach resigned. Good. He should have been fired on the spot. You don't purposely trip a player during a game. That is just bush league. If he runs out of bounds and you don't see him and he trips over you that is ok. But if you see the dude and you purposely trip him you should be banned for life.

Chipolte is the place to pick up chicks

Single guys everywhere should be told this. Chipolte is a great place to pick up single chicks. They love it. Even the good looking skinny ones go to Chipolte. I went on saturday and the girl to guy count (not counting employees) was 23 to 4. I am not making that up. I went last week at work for lunch and the count was 67 to 35 in favor of girls. Girls are all about the Chipolte. And you can sit at the table nearest the ordering place and figure out which ones are high maintenance. If the girl asks for a little more of whatever she is possibly high maintenance, it is hard to say because sometimes you ask for cheese and they put like 3 strands of the cheese on, so this one isn't a dead giveaway. But, if a girl asks them to take off something because they put too much on she is definitely high maintenance. Stay away from the girl who says "that's too much of the tomatoes, please take some off."

Also Chipolte is great because you get to look at all sides of a girl. They are all set up the same. People walk in down one side of the place. They order across the back of the place and then they have to walk down the other side of the place to get to their seat. If you sit yourself in the proper place you get the full 360 view. Even the worst place in the house gets at least a 270 view.

Also generally at Chipolte neither you or the girl is drunk. This can be good or bad. If you need to be drunk to pick up chicks then you can get drunk and go. The girl might find it cute. I doubt, but stranger things have happened. If you need a girl to be drunk in order for you to pick her up then Chiplote is probably not the place for you. The place for you is mail order brides. Or Kansas.

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