Wednesday, December 14, 2011

up all night

that's an awful show on NBC. Who'd have thought that Maya Rudolph (the only good part of the show) Christina Applegate, and Will Arnett wouldn't be funny?

Anyway, I was up all night with a sick kid...puked on me 4 times, which is awesome. (s)

Because of that, this is all you get

TEBOW! I've actually grown weary of the constant national dissection of Tebow and tebow mania. It's almost as bad as the Bert Farve coverage. Bottom line, they'll lose this week to New England. H i'm assuming we have our standard bet, do I get the points?

149 comments:

Beth said...

"that's an awful show on NBC. Who'd have thought that Maya Rudolph (the only good part of the show) Christina Applegate, and Will Arnett wouldn't be funny?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

And an article on MSN.com today:

"As talk of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and his divine fourth-quarter comebacks takes hold on barstools and editorial pages, it is actually the Giants' Eli Manning who leads the NFL in game-winning drives this year"

El Padrino said...

duh beth

we knew that

El Padrino said...

sick kids suck

Beth said...

"duh beth
we knew that"

Yeah you're right, I shouldn't have commented on how bad "Up All Night" is since that's common knowledge.

El Padrino said...

talk about death do us part and through sickness and in health the wife of sandusky is sticking by her husband despite the 50 count indictment

Jugdish said...

the funny thing is the sports talk guys are starting to act like they are sick of hearing about tebow, yet they keep talking about him.

tem said...

praise be to tebow

tem said...

tebow would have more comebacks than eli this year if he'd have started the first 4 or whatever games.

that would have been at least 3 more comebacks.

tem said...

this christmas elf shit has gone too far.

jumped the shark it has.


i have at least 7 people on FB posting pictures of what their elf is doing every morning. i don't give a fuck what "funny" position or thing you put your elf in.


i'm going to buy one and just go crazy with it.

post pictures of it with a knife and a dead cat. a joint, a gun and a crying stripper. toy planes and a lego building of the two towers.

tem said...

my fake elf is fucking crazy. can't believe they sold me chucky as an elf.

tem said...

it can spell out you're all gonna die in lite brites.

Jugdish said...

toy planes and a lego building of the two towers.



an arab elf?

El Padrino said...

there was a story about a jet fan getting the piss beat out of him by a cheifs fan which normally I wouldn't really care

but

the kc fans were taunting the group saying ny deserved what happened to them on 9-11

real nice

you stay classy Kansas City

Beth said...

"post pictures of it with a knife and a dead cat. a joint, a gun and a crying stripper. toy planes and a lego building of the two towers"

I'd almost join facebook to see those pics, almost.

El Padrino said...

"post pictures of it with a knife and a dead cat. a joint, a gun and a crying stripper. toy planes and a lego building of the two towers"

you have to add trash just thrown around

El Padrino said...

and needles, a few homeless elves would be a nice touch too

Blue said...

"we have to maintain fitness standards for our yob. he hasn't passed a fitness test in at least a year"

aren't the AF fitness test a joke? like run 2 miles in less than 20 minutes. Not saying that's not fit, but it's not like you have to be a workout warrior to pass them.

tem said...

i think i could even run 2 miles in less than 20 minutes. and i am a fat ass.

Keef said...

I think I could walk 2 miles in 20 minutes

Jugdish said...

aren't the AF fitness test a joke? like run 2 miles in less than 20 minutes. Not saying that's not fit, but it's not like you have to be a workout warrior to pass them.


AF is the easiest of the 4 services I would imagine. It depends on your age as to what you have to score. This being a guard unit, there are a lot of people who don't pass.

for our test we run 1.5mi
1 min of pushups
1 min of situps
and they do a waist measurement

what you score on that depends on your age, and how well you do. its not hard of you maintain some type of fitness

Jugdish said...

I think I could walk 2 miles in 20 minutes



what did you run the mile and a half in when you did the cop test?

Keef said...

what did you run the mile and a half in when you did the cop test?


13 minutes. And I stopped and threw up in the last 1/4 mile

NS

Jugdish said...

you would have passed the run by 2 points.

tem said...

my elf passed the run by 10 points.

then he ass raped the instructor and finger banged some chick.

then he ran another 5 miles, did a line of cocaine and stole a mitsubishi gallant.

Beth said...

You need a name for your elf Tem.

Telf?

Beth said...

Tebelf?

Jugdish said...

you would have passed the run by 2 points.


you would also have to do a minimum of 27 pushups in a minute (100pushups.com) abnd 39 situps.

tem said...

tebelf is good. he tricks you into thinking he is tebow as an elf, then bam! takes your ipod and rapes your womens.

then tells you life sucks, sometimes you get raped.

Jugdish said...

pick 3

Steve Johnson vs Miami
Jordy Nelson @ KC
Hakeem Nicks vs Wash
Laurent Robinson @ TB

Jugdish said...

non ppr

El Padrino said...

"my elf passed the run by 10 points.

then he ass raped the instructor and finger banged some chick.

then he ran another 5 miles, did a line of cocaine and stole a mitsubishi gallant."

TJW?

El Padrino said...

cops need a maintain fitness test once every year or two years

El Padrino said...

Jordy/Nicks/Robinson

El Padrino said...

67MM for Nene blue

Jugdish said...

el padfast

Keef said...

not steve johnson

El Padrino said...

"Your face is being tracked"

OH SNAP

FACE!

El Padrino said...

face!

Keef said...

O:FP

Keef said...

or is it O:PHP?

Blue said...

yeah, i think that was about market for nene. $13m/year isn't awful.

without him the nuggets would have been a joke of a team, with him, they're still kind of a joke, but not super jokey

Blue said...

i mean the nuggets are no louisck with nene, but they're more like tosh

Jugdish said...

O:PHPH

tem said...

"not steve johnson"

^^

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

WALMART stays open after man stabs wife to death...

Shooting Doesn't Scare Drivers From IN-N-OUT BURGER...


America, unfazed by bullshit.

El Padrino said...

if you eat nothing buy communion wafers do you take a holy crap?

El Padrino said...

*but

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman i hate usps 'tracking'

package has been shipped

.
.
.
.
nothing
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.
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.
package has been delivered

Spaceman Spiff said...

no choice, super saver free shipping

El Padrino said...

beggars.....

El Padrino said...

robert irvine is banging THIS

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue
'Rival executives expect that Michael Cuddyer will land with the Colorado Rockies.'

Blue said...

yeah, they've been after cuddyer for awhile to play RF.

not sure i like it...feels like a wiggington type move, but he's probably better than Seth Smith in RF.


they're going to extend him a 3 year deal is the word on the street, which seems a little long

I miss his musk said...

I laugh sometimes at "up all night"

Blue said...

i blame lorne michaels, he kills everything

Jugdish said...

I just had subway for lunch for the second day in a row







i want...your life

/ElPad Moxon

Jugdish said...

mize, you need a "book for your next yob interview.

Jugdish said...

The book originally encompassed eight sections, but the Boras folks added a ninth after Fielder finished third in the National League Most Valuable Player race




i didn't know they made 9th place ribbons greg.

El Padrino said...

i forgot to link two mcdonlads stories yesterday

beast

Jugdish said...

The book originally encompassed eight sections, but the Boras folks added a ninth after Fielder finished third in a local wing eating contest -- marking the third time since 2007 that he has cracked the top five.

tem said...

i wish el pad would have said to buy mcdonalds awhile ago.


s

Blue said...

i went to mcdonalds last night

Keef said...

no choice, super saver free shipping




free super saver shipping is the best

Keef said...

amazon is a beast

/LP

tem said...

pitt coach to ASU?

thoughts as.?

Meiz said...

I'll be goddamned. They're actually giving us the power to tell the sales force No & to tell them to do shit on their own because we have more important things to worry about.

Jugdish said...

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!

Meiz said...

"I believe you'd be satisfied with that now. But not as a life goal"


You'd be surprised. I just want to have a totally decent car, a nice apartment, and money to be able to take vacations and pay for life's unexpected things. I don't want to own a house. Too much responsibility.

Meiz said...

"praise be to tebow"

Tem knows.

Jugdish said...

as a general rule...i hate speaker phone in most scenarios

tem said...

i like speaker phone in most scenarios

Keef said...

pitt coach to ASU?

thoughts as.?




Shocked. I thought Mike Tomlin was happy in Pitt

Jugdish said...

I don't mind it in meetings, but for one on one conversations with other people around its annoying

tem said...

the college one.

tem said...

omar epps is staying right where he is.

tem said...

pitt = college

stillers = pro

tem said...

tebelf uses speaker phone exclusively.

Keef said...

I had no idea who Todd Graham was before 2 minutes ago

tem said...

he is ASUs coach.

tem said...

also "I had no idea who Todd Graham was before 2 minutes ago" sounds like a ringing endorsement to me.

Blue said...

i thought ASU was getting bill cowher

Keef said...

I'm pretty pumped that ASU lost their best recruiter to UCLA yesterday because it was taking them too long to find a coach

Keef said...

he is ASUs coach.


Before 2 minutes ago

Keef said...

But now I know

Keef said...

As much as I want to think that ASU is a destination school for a football coach, it really isn't.

El Padrino said...

You'd be surprised. I just want to have a totally decent car, a nice apartment, and money to be able to take vacations and pay for life's unexpected things. I don't want to own a house. Too much responsibility.

same here bro

Keef said...

Owning a house isn't as much work as you think

Jugdish said...

Owning a house isn't as much work as you think



yes it is, but i still like owning

Keef said...

There is one of those float planes flying overhead right now. I've nerve* seen one of those around these parts

El Padrino said...

Owning a house isn't as much work as you think

full of shit

Keef said...

yes it is, but i still like owning



I'm not saying there's no work. But people think it's like an every day there's something new situation. I suppose it would be that if you owned a shat* house. But don't buy one of those

Blue said...

"There is one of those float planes flying overhead right now. I've nerve* seen one of those around these parts"

you guys did get a lot of rain

Keef said...

full of shit



Your radiator just coat* your tree on fire

Blue said...

all houses in Grafton are shat houses

Keef said...

you guys did get a lot of rain




Good point

El Padrino said...

Orlando has ended trade talks for Dwight Howard, league sources tell Y! Sports.

Blue said...

just gonna let him walk huh?

Spaceman Spiff said...

that's the general argument, but can't they just do a sign and trade after this season

teams he would want to sign with would have to get rid of someone

Keef said...

we should do a sign & trade with LP

El Padrino said...

i will veto, have no trade clause

Keef said...

damn

Keef said...

we probably could of* gotten a lot, too. Anything NJ related is way overpriced

Blue said...

i do like that the nuggets basically go two mid-level players for nothing.

i've always liked Rudy

tem said...

"There is one of those float planes flying overhead right now. I've nerve* seen one of those around these parts"

must have rained a lot

tem said...

oh, that was covered

Keef said...

Papa's got a brand new yob

Jugdish said...

congrats! when do you start?

Jugdish said...

are you going to be Lp's new boss or mize's?


s

El Padrino said...

"Papa's got a brand new yob"

congrats
what you doing

Jugdish said...

new asu coach


s

El Padrino said...

TV Guide may have inadvertently revealed the winner of Next Iron Chef when the magazine used the pronoun "his" to describe an episode featuring the show's winner.


means nothing, she is his as well

Blue said...

no more interweb time for keef sanchez

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NFL Replay of Chi/Den with Tebow mic'd is on NFL Network tonight."

tem said...

keith has like 9 ipads. he'll be able to intraweb it up.

tem said...

tebelf ripped up keith's employment contract. gave the job to H.

tem said...

then tebelf robbed one of blue's homes and punched holes in all of H's condoms.

Blue said...

and it got meiz a mirror so he could see that he's white

Blue said...

fucking tebelf

tem said...

tebelf stoled* the mirror from your house for meiz.

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

no more interweb time for keef sanchez



^^^^

Keef said...

congrats! when do you start?



Thanks. 1/9, supposebly*

Keef said...

then tebelf robbed one of blue's homes and punched holes in all of H's condoms.




Why does blue's house have H's condoms in it?

Keef said...

congrats
what you doing



I was going to answer this but he'll nerve find it in this black hole

Jugdish said...

we want to know too

Keef said...

oh. Thought you knew. Claims adjuster

tem said...

"then tebelf robbed one of blue's homes and punched holes in all of H's condoms."

put the mat away. you assumed he got the condoms in blue's house. he got the condoms from H's apartment.

Keef said...

Not to be confused with Claim Jumper

tem said...

family guy has a good skit about claims adjusters

Keef said...

you assumed he got the condoms in blue's house.


Read your comment. You would also assume that if you didn't already know

Keef said...

FG has skits? Like SNL?

Jugdish said...

oh. Thought you knew. Claims adjuster



i did, but i think i forgot

Jugdish said...

you assumed he got the condoms in blue's house.



H doesn't wear condoms...that's why he has a kid on the way and a van

Keef said...

i did, but i think i forgot



It happens. You're almost TP's age

Keef said...

H doesn't wear condoms...that's why he has a kid on the way and a van



Maybe tebelf got to h's condoms before he conceived bh

Jugdish said...

i picture tebelf being like stewie's evil twin

Spaceman Spiff said...

stewie's evil twin would just be stewie's twin

Jugdish said...

wall

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Bet is on Blue. You get the points. Final Y!

Spaceman Spiff said...

cp3 to clippers, they added gordon to the deal

Spaceman Spiff said...

will be approved this time

I miss his musk said...

congrats, Keith

Keef said...

Thanks TP

Keef said...

Change your name

I miss his musk said...

"Change your name"

don't know how to do it from my iPhone.... next time I log in on my pc I'll change it

Jugdish said...

its weird to see someone want to go to the clippers

Jugdish said...

rip to bulls done deal, 2 years/10 mil


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