Thursday, December 15, 2011

Thursbow

Weekend update: Friday night I'm going to a Houston Areoes hockey game with a bunch of people from my softball team...should be a good time. Saturday fmjug and I are heading to Austin. Gonna hit up some good BBQ, and go to a go see this guy down on 6th street. We'll probably end up staying at the same hotel we did for Summit II. Sunday we'll head down to San Antonio. She wants to swing by Sea World and see the Christmas stuff, and do some shopping down that way. We'll head back to Houston, with a pit stop at the Shiner brewery on Monday. This trip was originally scheduled because I was supposed to be a character witness for a friend of mine in a custody case on Monday. The trial has been postponed, but we're still making a road trip just because.

Do you have your plans for New Years Eve figured out yet? This will be the first year that me or one of my brothers isn't having a New Years Eve party, so I'm a free agent. A friend of mine may have people over...might settle that for me.

Have you heard the Jeter story on sports talk lately? Apparently when he brings chicks back to his place for the night he will arrange to have a car take them home the next morning. In the car is a gift bag full of signed Jeter baseball memorabilia. I thought that was hilarity. What would you leave in a gift bag for a chick?

The Kimmel bit where they record kids getting bad Christmas gifts was funny.


go!

98 comments:

Beth said...

"What would you leave in a gift bag for a chick?"


I already gave her my gift bag, my cock!

/ep

Blue said...

in my gift bag would be a disposable camera (waterproof of course), and one of those giant toblerone bars

Beth said...

Sold! (Mmmmmm, Toblerone...)

Oh wait, that wasn't necessarily aimed at me, was it?

Jugdish said...

I already gave her my gift bag, my cock!

/ep



don't forget a jar of his sauce

Beth said...

At 5' 9 & 1/2 I don't think he could fill a whole jar with his sauce.

Keef said...

What would you leave in a gift bag for a chick?



Morning after pill

Keef said...

NYE sucks. Most overrated "holiday" of the year

Blue said...

i haven't "done something" for NYE since like 2000

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Keef + Blue = old men.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Best part about the gift bag story is that he gave one to the same chick twice.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Jug, what's the story on this Melancon guy? Not that I will miss Jed "DL Stint" Lowrie.

Keef said...

Keef + Blue = old men.



OK minivan

Jugdish said...

NYE sucks. Most overrated "holiday" of the year



where is it currently rated?

Spaceman Spiff said...

had melancon on a few fantasy teams, he was solid, O:FB will make him suck though

Jugdish said...

i imagine i won't do as much for NYE when i have a kid, but until then i will.

Jugdish said...

besides, its always fun to hangout with family and friends for a party (for me anyways) regardless of where the holiday is rated

Jugdish said...

had melancon on a few fantasy teams, he was solid, O:FB will make him suck though



i don't know much about him. Astros were a tough follow this year. He had limited chances for saves because they sucked

Blue said...

H are we betting, I think the line is up to 6 now

Blue said...

sorry, 6.5

Keef said...

i imagine i won't do as much for NYE when i have a kid, but until then i will.


This is my first with a kid. But it will be 1 day after my schnoz gets operated on

Keef said...

where is it currently rated?



Below Super Bowl Sunday, but above your face

Jugdish said...

most things are rated above my face

Blue said...

i used to have fun on NYE...then when I got out of school it was just too hard to keep my attention. was too expensive to go out, and i just decided the calendar turning another year wasn't that big of a deal.

maybe it's because i'm chinese and so I don't consider the new year to start until some other time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

H accepted the bet last night

Keef said...

Gotta DVR Dan Patrick show tomorrow on DTV. Gonna have Kate Upton in studio

Blue said...

i'm kind of over kate upton.

i follow her on twitter and all her pictures she acts like she's modeling, instead of just being fun.

Blue said...

oh, and she's 19

Keef said...

perfect

Keef said...

I get tired of looking at hot chicks, too.

/mize

Blue said...

19 year old chicks didn't look like Kate Upton where i come from.


maybe at ASU though, they've got some hotties

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, eltardo podcast with louis ck up

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sam Hurd, of the Chicago Bears, was arrested Wednesday night on federal drug charges.

According to authorities, Hurd allegedly attempted to purchase drugs in North Texas, which is where the case will be adjudicated.
According to the Sun-Times, "The complaint says Hurd told the undercover agent that he was interested in buying five to 10 kilograms of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week for distribution in the Chicago area."

jeebus

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow sound FX on nfl.com

Blue said...

they cut the fx off on nfl.com before the comeback and OT.

when I saw it on TV that stuff was on there.

Blue said...

damn you nfl.com

Blue said...

i did enjoy him telling the QB coach after he fumbled with 5 minutes to go and down 10-0


it's alright...we'll figure it out.

Spaceman Spiff said...

theres another part there, called tim tebow's comeback

Blue said...

nevermind, found the other one

Blue said...

i also liked where after he ran over the dude, the coach asked him if he was ok, and he said "yeah, i'm fine...feel a lot better than the other guy"

Blue said...

fucking tebelf kilt LOV

Keef said...

Antonio Brown vs the Niners or Steve Johnson vs Miami?

Beth said...

Well it's that time so many of you get excited about, fantasy golf! (Woo hoo!) I just created a new league and here's the info:

Group ID# - 3036
Group Name - Lordz of Golf
Group Password - tits

Deadline to choose your players for the 1st round of the 1st tournament is 1/6.

Hopefully more will join and actually stick with it all season, cause I'm tired of just beating Keef year after year after year.

Keef said...

Whoa

Keef said...

It's only been the last 2 years

Beth said...

Well, 3 of the last 4 if you want to get exact.

Keef said...

Yes. Exact looks better

Beth said...

Well that's what I'm here for, to do whatever I can to make you look better.

Keef said...

Full time yob

Keef said...

That bitch who has 19 kids and miscarried the 20th had a memorial for the fetus and has pics holding the foot and the hand. Disturbing

Blue said...

good job on the full time job

what's it in?

sales?

Meiz said...

"That bitch who has 19 kids and miscarried the 20th had a memorial for the fetus and has pics holding the foot and the hand. Disturbing"


The Duggars are disgusting, vile people. I've been saying this for years.

Keef said...

We should have all listened to mize

Meiz said...

Exactly. Nobody ever listens, though.

Keef said...

That's weird, though. Most people with 15+ children are mentally stable

Beth said...

Tebrew beer

Blue said...

i was looking at the facebook, and some guy i went to hikeschool had a picture of him and his family, he has like 8 kids.

fuck

then i remembered that he is mormon

El Padrino said...

is keef gonna tell us what he does jesus

Blue said...

Attorney: Ex-AAU head innocent of allegations


what did you expect him to say "damn right i molested them kids"

El Padrino said...

im home by the way, for no reason

hate when cmep makes me waste a day off

El Padrino said...

missed the fuck nba comment after clipper deal went through

Keef said...

is keef gonna tell us what he does jesus





Jesus yourself. Take 30 seconds and read the 17 comments you missed yesterday

El Padrino said...

i read them, nye is overated
id give valtrex and mini jack daniels bottle gift bags

aitch sucks
meiz is always right
louis ck podcast with jewsimmons
and something about tebow

El Padrino said...

just saw full time yob

Keef said...

Full time yob comment had nothing to do with my yob

Keef said...

I splained the new yob yesterday. It's unfortunate that the comments are automatically deleted from the internets each day

El Padrino said...

fuck it i dont care

Keef said...

Good talk

Jugdish said...

Lp doesn't read the comments, I've been saying this for years.

/mize

Blue said...

i see now

Blue said...

keith is going to be like flo

Spaceman Spiff said...

jamal crawford to portland

Keef said...

For all you fuckers who haven't joined...which is most of you

Y! Bowl Pick 'Em
Group ID: 10940
password: tits

Blue said...

bonzi wells is back in the NBA?

Keef said...

keith is going to be like flo



Kiss my grits

Jugdish said...

keef should start a Y! bowl pickem group

/Lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

"670 The Score also learned:they have a list of NFL players who got drugs from Sam Hurd, and it's in the double digits."

Keef said...

I'll even gives you aholes a link


Group ID: 10940
password: tits

Blue said...

i hope cutler's digits are on that list

Jugdish said...

i hope your face is on that list

Blue said...

nope, i don't buy drugs from sam hurd

tem said...

flo sells insurance.

keith isn't doing that.

Jugdish said...

so his booze selling yob went from part time to full time? suite

/Lp

Keef said...

Fucking LP

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

NFW this is serious. NFW. Holy crap

Meiz said...

WOW!!!!!1111!!!!!11

Meiz said...

That's fucking ridiculous, though.

Meiz said...

I hammered out a neckmeat joke on a friend's fb status. Then I realized she won't get the joke.

I miss his musk said...

nice response to tosh's tweet, Keith

Meiz said...

Knocked out some good notes to show my value to the company when I talk to mgmt. I feel good about that

Meiz said...

"nice response to tosh's tweet, Keith"

Hey old balls, you're supposed to tweet that at keith.

Meiz said...

I want Beth to asplain why the Georgia Dome empties when the Falcons are blowing out the Jaguars. I don't get it.

I miss his musk said...

"Hey old balls, you're supposed to tweet that at keith"

I'd rather comment here

I miss his musk said...

"I want Beth to asplain why the Georgia Dome empties when the Falcons are blowing out the Jaguars. I don't get it."

Atlanta fans suck.

Meiz said...

"Atlanta fans suck."


But Beth says Atlanta's a great sports town

I miss his musk said...

"But Beth says Atlanta's a great sports town"

with the exception of UGA fans, Atlanta is a terrible sports town

Meiz said...

"with the exception of UGA fans, Atlanta is a terrible sports town"


This is common knowledge, but when I brought it up last winter, Beth disputed it.

I miss his musk said...

Beth must have been thinking about all those crazy Atlanta NHL fans

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