Tuesday, December 06, 2011

tem ideas

First....sources say the Lakers want Howard and Paul? Wow. What fucking team doesn't? That isn't news. Every team in the league would love to have those two players on their team. Sources also report that the Houston Texans would love to have Aaron Rodgers.

Second today is my birthday. Yay me.

Now. Tem idea. Voting rules in America need to be radically changed. Voting used to be something people were excited about, well not anymore. So we need to get people excited about it again. How do you do that? You pay them. That's right, I think we should pay people to vote. It'd be great if everyone thought voting was so awesome that they'd do it for free, but they won't. So:

1) pay the people to vote. I don't know, how about $100 a person in Pres years, $50 in non pres?

2) make people take some sort of test to show they actually know what they are voting on. this will probably drive more voters away, but hopefully the $$$ brings more in than it drives away. the test doesn't have to be difficult, but just something that proves people know what the issues are.

3) if you are collecting social security you can't vote anymore. if you are collecting social security you are probably old. if you are old you are probably crazy, cranky and crazy. no voting for old crazy people.


There ya go. 3 steps to a better voting America.


Now onto sports.

UFC talk:

Seriously, Bones Jones will run right through Machida. 1st Round KO. Machida looks funny when he is KOed. Be prepared to see it early.

Silva is ducking Sonnen. I 100% believe that.

Mir fight will be boring.

Tito Ortiz is not the people's champ. That name is dumb.

MLB talk:
Francona on TV. Guess he just traded jobs with Bobby V.

Sources say that the Pirates would love to have Pujols.

158 comments:

Blue said...

unnamed sources

Blue said...

pujols is going to be a cardinal

Beth said...

Happy birthday Tem? (How old?)

El Padrino said...

spiff risotto in 25 minutes

El Padrino said...

im gonna fuck that goblion up if i ever see him

El Padrino said...

shitting on powdered sugar too

like what a moron

El Padrino said...

miami marlins trying to be miami heat i guess

El Padrino said...

why did they lay off my boss?

no clue

wall street is nuts

El Padrino said...

i need collar stays

El Padrino said...

hell of a game, they loss but hell of a game

El Padrino said...

minny/den game great too

El Padrino said...

tebow tebow tebow

El Padrino said...

why didnt von miller play

whats a thumb injury he's a linebacker, cast that shit up, didnt big ben play with a broken thumb on HIS THROWING HAND?

giving up 32 points to vikes was surprising

El Padrino said...

han ram
reyes
ozzie

mad egos to control yo

El Padrino said...

the bears/chiefs game was awesome too

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El Padrino said...

keef bcs got it right

harris poll and coaches poll fucked OK st.

computers had ok state ahead, then when they took in the polls each poll had bama 2

so pre- 1998 which is pre bcs, bama would have been playing lsu anyway

blame this harris douchebag

El Padrino said...

just wish gundy blew up, would have loved a live feed from his house

El Padrino said...

I'M A MAN!
I'm 40!

El Padrino said...

this jeff loria is pissing me off

El Padrino said...

for you tweeters, following Tripping Olney is a must

shit is hysterical

El Padrino said...

happy birthday tem

El Padrino said...

took the kids to see santa yesterday and the santa looked so fucking real

was cool, dude was on point

El Padrino said...

kid totally believed that was him and is making her toys as we speak

El Padrino said...

pay to vote is brilliant

and you'd need the aptitude test otherwise mad crackheads would be voting

El Padrino said...

i'd take a olive garden voucher instead of cash

not

Blue said...

"didnt big ben play with a broken thumb on HIS THROWING HAND?"

the reason Von didn't play was because had surgery, so there's an incision with a risk of infection.

Broken finger doesn't have a risk of infection.

Blue said...

also, I think the Broncos thought they could beat the vikings without Von

El Padrino said...

Staph be a bitch

El Padrino said...

"also, I think the Broncos thought they could beat the vikings without Von"

yeah well ok but ponder is impressive, blew the game but impressive

Blue said...

BCS is a fucking joke. Coaches poll where 99% of the coaches haven't even seen tape on most the teams they're voting on.

Plus, if you don't think the "it's in the best interests of our conference" gets into their heads, you're stupid.

That's why the AP pulled out of the BCS because it basically decided it was total bullshit.

Blue said...

I like Ponder, i think he'll have a good future. Just needs some weapons

El Padrino said...

bcs is a joke

but in this instance if they dont factor in those polls ok st is in

bamer out

El Padrino said...

coaches poll should be eliminated

ap poll is the truth

El Padrino said...

how can this sandusky guy still maintain hsi innocence

cmon bro the jig is up, there is like 40 accusers

jesus let the victims try and find peace somehow instead of dragging this along

why is this guy still alive, somebody please take him out

please

Blue said...

funniest part of his interview

"i can't say that i'm not attracted to young boys, I'm attracted to all kids boys and girls"

(laywer mumbling in the background)

"yeah, i mean, i like spending time with all kids"

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Happy birthday, Tem

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Curious about Kod's take on NHL realignment.

Keef said...

Happy birthday major tem

Tyler said...

Happy Birfday Tem. You deserve it.

Keef said...

The coaches don't even vote in their poll. The SID votes for them

Blue said...

good birthday tem

Beth said...

"Plus, if you don't think the "it's in the best interests of our conference" gets into their heads, you're stupid."

Here's an example of looking out for the best interests of your own team - Saban voted OK State 4th, behind Stanford.

Beth said...

Six of the 59 voters in the coaches' poll, including Alabama's Nick Saban, had Oklahoma State lower than third.

The lowest vote for Oklahoma State was cast by Air Force coach Troy Calhoun, who had the Cowboys No. 5 (behind No. 3 Stanford and No. 4 Arkansas). Oklahoma State was No. 4 on the ballots of Saban, Duke's David Cutcliffe, Syracuse's Doug Marrone, Stanford's David Shaw and Missouri's Gary Pinkel, who each had Stanford No. 3.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"hell of a game, they loss but hell of a game"

broussard plays the role of mort for the NBA, he may be worse though

during the lockout he tweeted "NBA labor update: Just told by reliable source that "progress is being made." no details given, but I've been assured of progress."

um, ok thanks, i mean WFT, like he had a scoop or some shit

Keef said...

wrong cnp

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn, meant to quote
"sources say the Lakers want Howard and Paul? Wow. What fucking team doesn't? That isn't news."

Spaceman Spiff said...

for ""hell of a game, they loss but hell of a game""

their are pics where ballards knee is down in bounds, O:FNY made sure the video cams didn't have such views though

pic 1

pic 2

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Astronomers have confirmed the existence of an Earth-like planet in the "habitable zone" around a star not unlike our own.

The planet, Kepler 22-b, lies about 600 light-years away and is about 2.4 times the size of Earth, and has a temperature of about 22C.

It is the closest confirmed planet yet to one like ours - an "Earth 2.0"."

Spaceman Spiff said...

WFT

Keef said...

He had to say she was cute because his friend was going to push him down the stairs

Keef said...

It's not like they eat chicken cutlets together or anything

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Two of the people who were passengers in the car have since come forward with information that disputes Suh’s story.

“When the light turned green, he floored it,” one of the passengers told KGW. “I just remember going so fast and it was violent and just getting thrown around like rag dolls.”

A witness who called 9-1-1 to report the crash also spoke to KGW Monday. He said the driver “floored it” when a stoplight turned green at 3rd and Burnside. He said it looked like the driver was trying to “show off” with screeching tires."

suh lying to cops now, civil suits comin

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue,

"In return for Kevin Slowey, the Rockies are trading a player to be named"

Keef said...

10 years for Pooholes seems a bit much

Keef said...

Big comeback for CMLP's FB Page last night

Keef said...

$ team misst* the playoffs. Tied with 2 other teams or 5th place, my team had the fewest points so I finished 7th. Fuck Chris Johnson and Vern Davis and Ben Roethlisberger and Larry Fitzgerald and Steve Johnson and Ahmad Bradshaw and Mike Tolbert

Jugdish said...

It's not like they eat chicken cutlets together or anything


i like the chicken cutlet jokes

Jugdish said...

not sure its an era yet

Keef said...

Finished my interview yesterday and I was walking to my car and I hear someone yell my name. I look back and one of the ladies who interviewed me was outside calling me. I go back and she says they want me to do a 2nd interview with their director right then. So that was good, I think.


Jinx

Jugdish said...

that's cool, good luck!

Keef said...

thanks

Jugdish said...

good thing you didn't just walk away

Keef said...

good thing I was using the stairs in the parking garage insead of the elevator

ns

Keef said...

Study suggests that 2,326 potential alien worlds discovered by NASA's Kepler space telescope — such as the artist rendering above — could allow liquid water and life to exist.



Liquid water is the best water

Keef said...

Model Faces Uphill Battle After Walking Into Propeller


Seems like that would be tough

Keef said...

How was your day?

Walked into a plane propeller again

Jugdish said...

saw a story about child sex abuse going on for years in hollywood...wft is going on?

Keef said...

wft is going on?



people are sexually abusing children

Jugdish said...

someone abused your face

El Padrino said...

what was interview for?

tem said...

"wft is going on?



people are sexually abusing children"

life is tough. sometimes you get raped.

El Padrino said...

greece is doing well

El Padrino said...

More hypodermic needles found hidden in clothing at WAL-MART...

El Padrino said...

Britney, 30, doesn’t want to worry about every single thing that goes into her mouth anymore.

lol

Keef said...

what was interview for?



A new yob

El Padrino said...

standing on the corner holding a furniture store sign?

Meiz said...

"for you tweeters, following Tripping Olney is a must

shit is hysterical"


Agreed, but I refuse to follow fuckholes that have obnoxious gifs for their avatar.

El Padrino said...

i only tweet on blackberry cant see any avi's unless i click on them of course but i dont

Meiz said...

"From Jayson Stark

On Twitter:

As closer openings vanish, lots of buzz at meetings that Ryan Madson could accept arb w/ #Phillies & KRod might have to do same w/ #Brewers"


Fuck.

tem said...

keith was interviewing for the position your boss just vacated.

Meiz said...

Keith as LP's boss would need to be televised.

tem said...

LP at work in general regardless of who his boss was would be fun to watch.


best entertaining boss for el pad:

hot female midget arab?

El Padrino said...

NO SHOT ANY QB SIGNED BY BEARS WILL BE ABLE TO LEARN MARTZ SYSTEM IN A WEEK LET ALONE THAT OAF MCNABB

El Padrino said...

god damn cap locks

Meiz said...

Bad typer

Keef said...

standing on the corner holding a furniture store sign?




Gold store

tem said...

keef is gonna sell matresses

El Padrino said...

tough racket

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Liquid water is the best water"

there are other types

tem said...

yeah, but liquid is the best

tem said...

like liquid water > water vapor

Spaceman Spiff said...

"god damn cap locks"

tripping olney types in all caps

you say tripping olney is hilarity and a must follow

interesting

tem said...

is tripping olney like buster olney?

tem said...

buster is a good name for a dog or a bear.

Keef said...

or a heavyweight boxing champ

El Padrino said...

"is tripping olney like buster olney?"

yeah clowns buster's real tweets

Keef said...

keef is gonna sell matresses



Has LP even sold any mattresses yet?

Jugdish said...

keef is gonna sell matresses



Has LP even sold any mattresses yet?



it would be like the costanza and son computer selling business

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Whitesox have traded Sergio Santos to blue Jays"

Jugdish said...

got a decent pitching prospect in return.

Keef said...

You should trade for a decent face

Jugdish said...

can't...cutting payroll.

tem said...

too late for him, he's getting married

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NBC, CBS fighting over Tim Tebow vs. Tom Brady"

Blue said...

"NBC, CBS fighting over Tim Tebow vs. Tom Brady"


yeah, i don't understand the rules, i thought NBC could flex whatever it wanted

Blue said...

talk around town is that IF the broncos get flexed, it might be the highest rated SNF game in NBC's history

Blue said...

not sure why everyone would tune in to watch the Patriots kill the broncos

El Padrino said...

TEBOW!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"talk around town is that IF the broncos get flexed, it might be the highest rated SNF game in NBC's history"

if it came down to it, # of viewers during that final 4th quarter tebow drive to win the game would be redonk

El Padrino said...

north american beer is not acceptable

Spaceman Spiff said...

haven't had buffalo wings in a minute, damn

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP
"$499.99 to meet David Wright. Price includes 2 signed baseballs, picture with Wright, and buffet with drinks."

no word on chicken cutlet availability for the buffet

El Padrino said...

no wonder meiz loves FIFA

tem said...

i see boise state reads LOV and has decided to join the big east.

Blue said...

i honestly think if boise state gets into the BCS this year with an at large bid, they don't jump to the big east.

they're so bitter about the whole situation right now.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"no wonder meiz loves FIFA'

hilarity

El Padrino said...

haven't had buffalo wings in a minute, damn

ny resolution

tem said...

"i honestly think if boise state gets into the BCS this year with an at large bid, they don't jump to the big east."

not a ridiculous thought. but clearly they read LOV and that is why they jumped.

tem said...

tem is 34 today

El Padrino said...

ha

arthritis soon

El Padrino said...

piece

I miss his musk said...

happy birthday, tem

Jugdish said...

happy birthday tem!

Jugdish said...

no word on chicken cutlet availability for the buffet



hilarity

Blue said...

yeah, arthritis starts at 35 supposedly

Jugdish said...

texans signed jeff garcia and released clemons

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Pass the Lysol said...

they laid my boss off yesterday

shit be crazy you



^^^^^^^^^^^^



tea party + occupy = tough times for the W. Street; not good times for corporate execs

Pass the Lysol said...

my bro-in law is pres at Polo, a solid Dem (no bleeding heart like me, but a good dude who gives back).....pulling his hair out these days



I somewhat get it, but don't fully get it

Pass the Lysol said...

even this new grant we got they demanded we release management salaries and forbid us from helping ACORN; actually made me laugh because

1) My salary starts with a 4, and it sure ain't no 6 figure #; and

2) is ACORN even still around?

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue's house

Blue said...

that's hilarity

Meiz said...

I gotta find out what to do with my free Bucks ticket vouchers I won this summer

Pass the Lysol said...

for $10 I bet you could convince someone to take them

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue
"Lakers vs. Nuggets on 12/31; Lakers at Nuggets next night."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Clippers are not on DHoward's radar and neither is he on theirs, sources say. Story should be up on the interwebs shortly."

how is that a story? bucher going broussard

Meiz said...

"for $10 I bet you could convince someone to take them"


Wha? I mean, how will I be handsomely compensated for actually using them.

Pass the Lysol said...

I kiiid, I kid

Meiz said...

""Lakers vs. Nuggets on 12/31; Lakers at Nuggets next night.""


Now that's gonna be some sloppy basketball

Pass the Lysol said...

so, I had my first Philly Cheesestake today at the Philly airport; it was disappointing to say the least


For a second I thought it didn't count b/c it was at the airport, but then the crappy sammy cost 12 dollars from a place that only sold cheesestakes and ck pizzas.


if it was just lousy I'd blame the airport, but it was AWFUL;

Pass the Lysol said...

come to Minni for a real cheesesteak sammy

Pass the Lysol said...

good Penn State-Paterno article in this week's Time I read on the plane today


kind of what I was saying in here a while back combined with things I hadn't considered, including my own bias' and prejudices from my time at UW

Pass the Lysol said...

thrilled about NHL realignment plans as well....10 years late is still better than stuck out in Siberia-west

Beth said...

"1) My salary starts with a 4, and it sure ain't no 6 figure #"

Wow, I finally found an attorney I don't want to sleep with...

(s?)

Beth said...

"1) My salary starts with a 4, and it sure ain't no 6 figure #"


You rich bastard!!!!

/meiz

Jugdish said...

beth with double hilarity before leaving for the day

Jugdish said...

"1) My salary starts with a 4, and it sure ain't no 6 figure #"


he must work in the meat department


/mize

tem said...

In nyc kods salary would have six figures

tem said...

In nyc kods salary would have six figures

Jugdish said...

that means in MN Lp would make minnimum* wage

Jugdish said...

and eat a lot of subway

Jugdish said...

Lp: I'll take a footlong chicken cutlet sandwhich*

sandwhich artist: ::6 inch::

Beth said...

I must disagree with whoever said it yesterday, in that I think the chicken cutlet reference has become an era. And a very enjoyable one at that.

Jugdish said...

YES!

Jugdish said...

O:FB

Jugdish said...

blue is not the tebow of writing posts

Blue said...

ok now

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