Tuesday, December 20, 2011

TCS Standings

First of all, no these don't have to add up to be a .500 record. Sometimes you play a Blog Championship Series team. Not all games are against Blog Bowl Series teams.

Second of all if I forgot someone it is because I wrote this in about 5 minutes.


#1
Keith 12-0. Just a juggernaut. Day in and out. Posts during the day, posts at night. Two time (maybe 3 I dunno) defending TCS champ. How do you beat him? Send him on a vacation I guess.

#2
El Pad 10-2. Plays hard until about the middle of the 4th qtr. Then just goes home. Usually has built up enough of a lead in games that it doesn't matter, but sometimes lets games slip away late. Had keith on the ropes in their game, then let him off the hook.

#3
Jug 9-3. Solid outings most weeks. Basically a good all around team. Capable of hanging in there with anyone. Dropped games to El Pad and Keith and Beth. He stared at her tits too much.

#4
Meiz 9-4. Started off realy strong at 9-1, but lost his last 3. Why did he play 1 more game than everyone else? I dunno. Thoughts around the league are that his new job has affected his play. He's really going downhill fast.

#5
Blue 8-4. When his wife doesn't hold him back he is tough to beat. Somehow pulled off an upset of El Pad. Praised Tebow for the win.

#6
Spiff 6-6. A linking monster equals big play ability. A threat to score from anywhere on the field. Doesn't have much of a defense. Seems to take those plays off. He'll just wait until it is time for the offense and unload some dem tits. You can never count out dem tits in the TCS.

#7
Tyler 6-6. Wedding time got his season off to a poor start. Damn womans*. Has shown spurts of greatness. Work seems to keep his head out of the game at times. Needs to focus more on what counts.

#8
H 5-7. If woe or inviting me to events in Rhode Island scored points he'd be unbeatable. Has the ability to throw up huge numbers, but instead like Tyler focuses on work. Some nekkid pics of band groupies could score some big points for him.

#9
TP 5-7. More bum punching and less work will lead him to a title. But there are only so many bums around that you can punch.

#10
Beth 2-10. The only person with the ability to win the TCS with one post (unless spiff has some pics of her too). She won't use that card though. Usually scores on her opening drive of the day, but then peters out. She has lawyers to do.

#11
Freak 1-11. Only beat Rev. It is thought that he is dead, but I see him on X-Box.

#12
Rev 0-12. Insufferableness doesn't score points. Posting only after Philly teams do something good is poor form. It is sad to see a legend of the blog fall so hard.

136 comments:

SLOB said...

Kylie, 14, slipped into a killer pair of heels and a black suit, which she wore with a pussy bow blouse.

pussy bow lol

SLOB said...

kourtney's ass has grown i see

Keef said...

3 time

SLOB said...

blue do you own TBOW stock?

SLOB said...

ok booker t

Jugdish said...

when does tcs start? jug will be an easy out from jan 4-12

SLOB said...

spiff would win but he always goes to hawaii

Tyler said...

Sweet, I am off until the 2nd starting Thursday and don't have a lot to do. What are the rules?

Tyler said...

And I know it's pre-season but DAMN THE CLIPPERS LOOKED GOOD (I never ever thought I'd type that sentence).

Spaceman Spiff said...

"kourtney's ass has grown i see"

pregnant

why are there 3 tits in the background

SLOB said...

whore

Keef said...

ok booker t



3 time. Not 5 time

SLOB said...

yeah i know

Keef said...

"kourtney's ass has grown i see"


You know that she's sitting on the arm of the chair, right?

SLOB said...

yeah still looks rotund though

tem said...

"when does tcs start? jug will be an easy out from jan 4-12"

it starts now.

eliminations are done weekly until we have a champ...american idol style.

tem said...

rules are basically the same as last year.

tem said...

max points per day: 30
double dragon: 3 points - if i think you faked it i will deduct 2
natty z: 1 point -all nattys must contain at least 20 words combined for the 4 comments
prime z: 3 points
60 min wall: 2 points
90 min wall: 3 points
120 min wall: 5 points
240 min wall: 7 points
480 min wall: 10 points
600 min wall: 20 points
nekkid picture of beth: instant title
nekkid picture of hsilok: bye to title game
good dat ass: 2 pointts -max 1 per day per person
bad dat ass: -2 points
good dem tits: 2 points -max 1 per day per person
bad dem tits: -2 points
good so's your face: 2 points
baiting someone: 5 points
failed bait: no penalty
first comment: 1 point
sparta: 2 points
spam: -10 points. spam is bad.
rev: 20 points
failed new/old: -2 points
new/old: 2 points. a split new/old between 2 people is worth 1 point per person.
block: 1 point
good comment: 1 point

Keef said...

rules are basically the same as last year.



So is your face

Tyler said...

"In an effort to ensure the card is truly eye-popping, the family also provided a 3D edition."

This is why everyone hates you Kim Kardashian.

Tyler said...

That was a good so's your face. I see why you're ranked #1.

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone post the best fails of 2011

released too early though, it didnt include this

Jugdish said...

So is your face



no, he is married now. his face has more of a frown this year

Jugdish said...

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil."

Jugdish said...

"A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil."


shattered my record

/Lp

SLOB said...

egg nog challenge

SLOB said...

shattered my record

/Lp

gotta take a break junior jesus

SLOB said...

that kid was destined to be in a fraternity though

SLOB said...

RUBiato

funny

SLOB said...

christmas party tomorrow night with this job then turhsday night with other job

Jugdish said...

two weeks until ski trip

Jugdish said...

lunch time

Keef said...

short timing is the best

Jugdish said...

you gonna stick with HD after going to the new yob?

Tyler said...

RE: fails of 2011

Man, people need to wear helmets more often.

Keef said...

you gonna stick with HD after going to the new yob?



Yeah, for a while

Jugdish said...

already give your two weeks?

SLOB said...

you doing that every night?

SLOB said...

i forget, you get a discount?

SLOB said...

"Man, people need to wear helmets more often."


been saying this for years

/meiz

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

I forget = I EP'ed every comment you've ever made about the subject.

Jugdish said...

"Man, people need to wear helmets more often."


^^^^^^^^

/steve

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Blue, not very original but..

God's Nephew

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Man, people need to wear helmets more often."


been saying this for years

/meiz"

meiz practicing what he preaches, wore a helmet at 9:53 of the vid

Jugdish said...

watching Christmas movies all week at work...Miracle on 34th Street is on now

Jugdish said...

raiders of the lost ark is my favorite Christmas movie

/Lp

Keef said...

already give your two weeks?



Yes. Start the new yob on the 9th. But I already had the week before that scheduled off because of the surgery

Keef said...

you doing that every night?

M-F



i forget, you get a discount?

Negative

SLOB said...

cant believe there is a shake shack in brooklyn now

Keef said...

watching Christmas movies all week at work...Miracle on 34th Street is on now



Can't watch that shit

ns

SLOB said...

i forget, you get a discount?

Negative

bogus

Keef said...

bogus


Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.

It's because they pay us so well


S

I miss his musk said...

not happy with a 5-7 record.... feels like a 6-6 season

Jugdish said...

Can't watch that shit



wussbag

Keef said...

not happy with a 5-7 record.... feels like a 6-6 season



Nothing wrong with a 6-6 season.

/zook 2.0

Keef said...

I can't remember his real name. Musberger or something

Keef said...

wussbag


I know. Just hate watching old movies

Jugdish said...

i hate watching your face

Jugdish said...

s

I miss his musk said...

Nothing wrong with a 6-6 season.

/zook 2.0


exactly

I miss his musk said...

"I can't remember his real name. Musberger or something"

muschamp (aka- the guy that replaced a giant lying crybaby pussy)

Jugdish said...

muschamp (aka- the guy that replaced a giant lying crybaby pussy with suite musk)


fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

I miss his musk said...

good fix

Keef said...

(aka- the guy that replaced a giant lying crybaby pussy)




It's so bitter

I miss his musk said...

"hilarity"

ass coke is the new cheese heroine

SLOB said...

hilarity

indeed

I miss his musk said...

"It's so bitter"

^^^^^^^^^^^

SLOB said...

dat ass

Jugdish said...

watching rudolph the red nosed reindeer now

Jugdish said...

originally being from up north, I do miss the snow this time of year. ive been in the south for awhile, and its still hard to imagine its Christmas time when i have my AC on in December.

Jugdish said...

at least i get to go to CO for a little snow

Jugdish said...

taking 6 days off work and getting 18 is the better

Jugdish said...

im bringing in Elf and Christmas vacation to work tomorrow to continue this movie marathon

Jugdish said...

you should bring in the matrix trilogy...great Christmas movies

/Lp

Jugdish said...

$$ league update...lost in the semis in one league, made the super bowl in the other. i should be making my money back this year...suite

Blue said...

very little this year

Jugdish said...

63.5" so far in steamboat

Blue said...

in reality that's like 40"


/beth

Jugdish said...

no post season play for ohio state in 2012

Jugdish said...

probation for an additional year, plsu they lose 9 scholarships over 3 years.

Jugdish said...

not a hard punishment at all.

SLOB said...

i ♥ snow

SLOB said...

hate when dudes text me

KK

SLOB said...

sure this was mentioned and i ep'd it but the wr in that dark knight trailer is hines ward

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, will definitely be the most unrealistic part of the movie, hines ward outrunning defenders and the collapsing field? cmon son

Keef said...

no post season play for ohio state in 2012


So they aren't playing FU on 1/2?


s

SLOB said...

i wish jessica simpson was hot again

Blue said...

hines ward is fast

Blue said...

yeah, looking back at the old pictures of jessi and britany makes me wish for the good old days

Keef said...

i wish jessica simpson was hot again


Jenny Craig or some shit like that is gonna pay her $5 million to lose her baby weight

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

SLOB said...

crack is cool kids

Blue said...

no, crack is whack

Keef said...

similar to your face

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Blue, stop being a wHeasel

Blue said...

did the statue of limitations run out?

God's Nephew said...

sorry H, hadn't seen the post. Totally EP'd it

Keef said...

solid efforting on the name/pic, H

God's Nephew said...

your face is a solid effort

Keef said...

thank you

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Justifiable woe: My grandfather just passed away after a long battle with Alzheimer's.

SLOB said...

condolences aitch

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Had to bring the attention back to you, huh H?

/Keef

Too soon?

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Thanks Tony

SLOB said...

piece

I miss his musk said...

sorry about your grandfather, h

God's Nephew said...

it's brady's fault..sold his soul to the devil

God's Nephew said...

deaths happen in 3's even for LOV

God's Nephew said...

condolences to H

Jugdish said...

Sorry for your loss H.

God's Nephew said...

check the pool

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

It's december, bro. Pool water is too cold for checking.

Meiz said...

TCS!

Keef said...

Justifiable woe: My grandfather just passed away after a long battle with Alzheimer's.



Sorry man

Meiz said...

So, I shot down one of the changes the new boss wants to make in the department today. Then she went up to her office and didn't come back down for the rest of the day.

I miss his musk said...

slow tcs start

I miss his musk said...

looking forward to more new boss stories from mize

Meiz said...

There shouldn't be many stories. She doesn't even work in our department.

I miss his musk said...

wall

Meiz said...

Stephen Jackson is not a smart man

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

Wall

ebntx said...

Don't mind me, just passing through...

Keef said...

Wall

I miss his musk said...

wall

I miss his musk said...

ebntx is still alive, nice

Beth said...

Wall.

Jugdish said...

Don't mind me, just passing through...



so is your face!

Jugdish said...

Had keith on the ropes in their game, then let him off the hook.



its december, bro

/lp

Jugdish said...

this could be the first tcs where bold/bnu doesn't come into play.

Jugdish said...

or this could be the last tcs

Jugdish said...

we have the cartoon version of the grinch on now in the office. I boat* in Christmas vacation and elf

Jugdish said...

streaming radio is the better

God's Nephew said...

and we're off

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