Monday, December 05, 2011

Pflugard

Teeeeboowwwwww!!! Like jug said, talking with mize about Tebow is like arguing with a women*. He has his argument and he doesn't listen to (read) what anyone else has to say about it. There is no rationale behind it at all.

Tiger won. Good for him. He must be banging dirty skanks again. Good for him. Now let's see him win something that matters.

It's going to be cold here this week. Highs in the 50s and lows in the 30s. I don't mind. I mean, it is winter, right?

So the next iron chef won't be the female Guy Fieri. Bummer. (S)

BCS is so goddamn whack. Last week I wasn't totally against a Bamer/LSU rematch because there weren't any other undefeated teams left. But after seeing OkSt fucking destroy OU on Saturday night, I feel like they should get the shot at LSU that Bamer already had. I really don't think there are any other teams besides OSU & Bamer that could hang with LSU, but I think OSU got screwed out of it. Because now, if Bamer wins, the whole argument becomes "Well, they beat each other so which one is really better?" Eff the BCS.

TP, FU/tOSU bet, meow.

I kind of want to go to Vegas to watch ASU, except that Boise is going to beat them by about 42 points. I don't really want to see that.

Y! Bowl Pick 'Em
Group ID: 10940
password: tits

I think need to buy some Neil Diamond tickets this week.

130 comments:

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Good morning kids.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Overslept this morning. Woke up 17 minutes after I was supposed to be in. Either I forgot to set the alarm or turned it off when it sounded at 2 a.m. instead of hitting snooze. Either way it sucked. Work was cool about it though. Said it happens to everyone.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

In my Y! League I got 45 points from Brees and 24 points from Gronk. The rest of my team combined for 38 points. Needless to say, I lost.

tem said...

lost in my playofff $FNFL eliminator. fucking pierre garcon went off in the last 2 minutes of his game against the pats because the pats stopped trying.

tem said...

fucking patriots.

tem said...

but at least now i can forget about FNFL for like 9 months.

tem said...

OK state got screwed. but since rick reilly was against a rematch I am for one.

tem said...

wava in the orange bowl.

yay BCS.

wava wouldn't have even made a 16 team playoff.

Blue said...

TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW

Keef said...

Happy repeal day

Blue said...

also, i realize the BCS is all about big money and maximizing revenue and all that crap.

but seriously, at what point did they think a Va Tech/UM matchup would be more fun to watch, than BSU/UM? or BSU/anyone.

They're going to sell out the stadium regardless.

Keef said...

Boise's had they're BCS opportunities

Keef said...

their

tem said...

boise should join a real conference like the big east if they want to lose games and play in BCS games.

tem said...

because when you play in the powerhouse big east you can lose games and still be worthy of a BCS game.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice HDH in the title

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice NIC spoiler

S

zakarian!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

that wagyu dish looked bomb

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP was in awe of 25 minute risotto i bet, fucking goblin was hating again

Spaceman Spiff said...

need MJD to get hurt in warmups or before he gets 2 points

fucking forte/blount/gore

Spaceman Spiff said...

vinsanity gonna get cut

Meiz said...

"He has his argument and he doesn't listen to (read) what anyone else has to say about it. There is no rationale behind it at all."


The Broncos are good, Tebow stinks, and John Fox is the coach of the year. How is there no rationale there?

Meiz said...

AND I think Tebow is great for sports.

Keef said...

Goddamn, I think I'm fucked in my $ league. Since I lost, I need 2 other teams to lose and I'll win the tiebreaker. 1 team already lost, but the other team is down by 40 but has MJD, Mathews, & Bo Jackson going tonight. I'm done.

Keef said...

nice HDH in the title



Pflugrad, Pflugard. Same difference

Keef said...

The Broncos are good, Tebow stinks, and John Fox is the coach of the year. How is there no rationale there?



How come they weren't winning when he wasn't playing?

Keef said...

Denver wouldn't be 7-5 if Brady Quinn was QB

Spaceman Spiff said...

aldon smith bullrush sack

by gawd, that o-lineman cried in the shower after the game

Spaceman Spiff said...

celebration GIF

for a different aldon smith sack

Blue said...

tebow has gotten progressively better each week.

he played the entire game yesterday from the pocket was 10/15 with at least 3 balls that were dropped.

Blue said...

i'll take 66%, 200 yards and 35 points every week.

Keef said...

If I had played Tebow or Ben instead of Fitzpatrick yesterday, I would have won. Stings

Keef said...

But I like spiff's MJD gets hurt in warmups strategery

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Matt Forte issued this statement via his agent.

'My knee injury doesn't look too serious but I promise I'll get back to playing at a high level as soon as possible. Not because I owe it to my teammates or to my coaches, but because I know that there are fantasy owners out there who depend on me week in and week out. I can't let them down.'"

already did

Blue said...

as long as he's not good to go this weekend, i'm cool with him getting back quickly

Meiz said...

"i'll take 66%, 200 yards and 35 points every week."


You won't get it though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

agreed, denver defense wont get a pick 6 every game

Keef said...

You won't get it though.



Maybe he could throw for 400 yards and a TD and still lose by 10

Blue said...

and von miller will play most games

Blue said...

von gave away 8 signed jerseys last night via twitter.

his thumb may be hurt, but i guess not enough to keep his tweeting down

Blue said...

The bottom line is winning. They can't bring in some other QB and go back to losing.

if tebow starts losing, then fine, find a different QB, but for now, why would you even think about having something different.

Blue said...

The thing is, because of Tebow, the D-ends have to hold the edge, which opens up the middle so much more for mcgahee, who runs really well in traffic.

Meiz said...

"How come they weren't winning when he wasn't playing?"


That's probably true, but they'd also be running a pro style offense.

Blue said...

if tebow can get to a consist 55-60% and throw the ball 15-20 times/game, they'll win a lot of games.

Blue said...

"That's probably true, but they'd also be running a pro style offense.'

I know you didn't watch the game yesterday, because they ran the option a total of 3 times in the entire game yesterday

Blue said...

and one was on the 2pt conversion

Keef said...

That's probably true


No, it is true. They weren't winning when he wasn't playing

Blue said...

The rest of the game consisted of 2 rb, 2te sets.

Tebow threw exclusively from the pocket, went through his reads.

Meiz said...

"The bottom line is winning. They can't bring in some other QB and go back to losing.

if tebow starts losing, then fine, find a different QB, but for now, why would you even think about having something different."


You can tell Elway wants him to lose. And he's getting irritated with the winning.

Blue said...

all that being said.

Minnesota's db's are awful

demaryius thomas just basically ran right by them 3 different times.

Blue said...

"You can tell Elway wants him to lose. And he's getting irritated with the winning."

yeah, he's so irritated that they might get to host a playoff game in January...man that is irritating

Blue said...

i'm irritated that they don't win by more points

Blue said...

never realized how much the defense relies on von miller.

without him coming off the edge, they had to blitz a ton more to get the Ponder, which opened it up for Percy Harvin to just destroy Andre Goodman

Blue said...

meiz is just deflecting from the #BEATEMDOWN that happened last night

tem said...

jones vs machida this sat.

jones should win in round 1.

Keef said...

Machida. Got it

tem said...

jones is a stone cone lock to win

Keef said...

join the bowl pick em, fags

Keef said...

except tem.

Blue said...

what do we win?

Meiz said...

"yeah, he's so irritated that they might get to host a playoff game in January...man that is irritating"


Elway wants a traditional QB and you know it. It comes out in his comments and interviews.

Meiz said...

"meiz is just deflecting from the #BEATEMDOWN that happened last night"


The Lions are terrible. I said they'd win a max of 9 games before the season.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

If the Lions had won 10-12 games, Meiz would be saying it was a xnij. Way to hedge your bets, homie.

I miss his musk said...

"TP, FU/tOSU bet, meow. "

sure. no way UF wins the game

Blue said...

"sure. no way UF wins the game"

if they had tebow

Blue said...

there's a hs kid here who plays QB, just won a state championship. His last name is Thibault, but it's pronounced Tebow.

maybe Urb can get that kid at tOSU

I miss his musk said...

"if they had tebow"

goes without saying

Meiz said...

"If the Lions had won 10-12 games, Meiz would be saying it was a xnij. Way to hedge your bets, homie."


Nope. I try not to do reverse jinx shit.

Blue said...

meiz enjoys being udderly* disappointed

tem said...

Woe begets woe

tem said...

Combined phone plans with cmtem. She got a new phone. The one she wanted was bogo, so I have a new phone now.

Keef said...

what do we win?



Lifetime supply of nada

Keef said...

meiz enjoys being udderly* disappointed



TWHNBS

Keef said...

"sure. no way UF wins the game"



Don't xnij on me

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Stupid rule

Keef said...

Do any of youz take shit to a yob interview? I usually take a copy of my resume, but they normally already have a copy. I feel like I look like a bum walking in there with nothing else

Blue said...

i take a notepad so I can write down questions that may come up. Also take a list of questions you have initially going in

Keef said...

Yeah I do that, too. I mean stuff like a brag book or something like that. When you interview folks, does that affect your decision if they have something like that?

Blue said...

"Stupid rule"

how do you feel about the fact that Tyrann Mathieu actually fumbled the ball because he tossed it to the ref before he crossed the goal line?

Blue said...

no i don't need to see any brag book

Keef said...

could* care less

Keef said...

no i don't need to see any brag book



Ok. I always wondered if hiring folk cared about that shit

Keef said...

Maybe I'll bring them a nice bottle of wine.

S

tem said...

Make sure to send a thank you note

Keef said...

Make sure to send a thank you note



Ah, yes, thanks. I do that sometimes but usually I forget because I figure the interview went badly

Keef said...

I sounded like mize right there

Blue said...

even if it goes badly i still send a thank you note.

Blue said...

dear sirs,
thanks for wasting my time today. I had nothing better to do, so i really enjoyed listening to you tell me all about the job you're not going to offer to me. I really enjoyed the part where you physically laughed out loud when I told you that I had an Associates Degree.

tem said...

gotta send a thank you.

tem said...

you can't get into stansbury without a thank you

tem said...

madonna for the super bowl?

wft??

Keef said...

She's so gross

Meiz said...

Bert is willing to talk to the Bears. Because he's an asshole.

tem said...

i'm willing to talk to the bears.

Blue said...

bert would be shocked when they didn't bring him back next year

Keef said...

mize is a disgruntled Packers fan today, apparently

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Blue, that is way different than a kid raising his arm in a moment of excitement. I could understand if he was high stepping or hot dogging, but come on.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Where was Padrino today? Is he pouting about the Giants or the Reyes signing?

Blue said...

"Blue, that is way different than a kid raising his arm in a moment of excitement. I could understand if he was high stepping or hot dogging, but come on."


he was a witness to the powers that are O:FB

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

But both teams are fom Boston

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Can I get an R, please?

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

ok, good talk everyone.

Meiz said...

This turkey soup is fucking delicious.

Tyler said...

Heard a terrible rumor on the radio when I was driving home: Dodgers are going to sign Aaron Harang to a two-year deal.

Tyler said...

I know no one cares about basketball anymore, but another rumor on the radio is that CP3 will be traded to the Lakers.

Meiz said...

"I know no one cares about basketball anymore, but another rumor on the radio is that CP3 will be traded to the Lakers."


That's not gonna happen.

Tyler said...

I'll believe it when I see it too, but the Lakers have the assets. The Clippers do too (they've been in the CP3 rumor mill too).

Meiz said...

I could see the Clippers, but not the Lakers. What the hell do the Lakers have to offer?

Meiz said...

Besides, he's going to NY.

Tyler said...

They had a clip of Mo Williams talking about how the Clippers are going to use their youth to run against teams in this crazy schedule. I like where his head's at.

Tyler said...

What the hell do the Lakers have to offer?

Pau Gasol. Lamar Odom. Steve Blake.

Larmar Odom, Steve Blake and a pick or two could work.

Luke Walton could be a chip because he's probably going to retire. So that's cap space for someone. LIke Orlando.

Meiz said...

"Pau Gasol. Lamar Odom."


No way they trade either of them for Paul.

Tyler said...

They would have to trade one of the following three: Gasol, Bynum, Odom. New Orleans is dumb, but they're not that dumb.

Tyler said...

They're not gonna take Fisher, Walton and Artest.

Tyler said...

They made Favre say "It's all about the U" in that Wrangler commercial?

Keef said...

Fucking MJD

Keef said...

Cmk has some country muzak awards on. Wft?

Meiz said...

I guess it works

Keef said...

Let's get a fnba league going




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Tyler said...

Thank God I got invited to New Day Rising's show at Ball's in Cranston.

Meiz said...

"Thank God I got invited to New Day Rising's show at Ball's in Cranston."


Sorry bro, its a script that runs on my computer. Can't fix it.

/H

tem said...

yay cuntry music

Meiz said...

BOO country music

El Padrino said...

they laid my boss off yesterday

shit be crazy you

Jugdish said...

i need to write a post

/tem

no

/cmtem

Jugdish said...

why did they lay off your boss?

tem said...

go

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