Thursday, December 01, 2011

A Jug's Life

I picked up some Blue Moon Winter Abbey Ale last night...not too bad.

Thanksgiving was a cool weekend. fmjug, her family, and myself went to OK to visit her family. During the weekend we took a trip to AR to check out the wedding chapel we'll be getting married at next year. The hotel where the reception is at was on one of those ghost hunters shows and is apparently haunted...could be suite. Cool town and all in all, a very cool weekend.

Watching TUF on DVR right now.

Five weeks until my trip to Steamboat. Could be like a preliminary bachelor party since fmjug has no interest in skiing. Either way, it will be an excellent trip...Blue knows. I've been the last two years on this trip/music festival and they have been some of the better trips I've ever taken.

Speaking of bachelor parties...I'm planning mine for January 21. One of my brothers is in the Naval Reserves and he is leaving for Kuwait on Feb 1 for 8 months. He won't be there for the wedding, so I wanted to have the bachelor party early so he could be involved. It'll serve as a going away party/bachelor party. Nothing major either...a keg of beer and some liquor at my house with some beer pong and other drinking games with my brothers and close friends. Good times! If any LOVers are on Houston then, let me know...you're invited!

The wives of my other two brothers are both expecting...so Jug gets a new nephew and either a niece.nephew next year. The only thing that suck about that is one of my sister in laws is due right around the wedding, so she won't be there and she was supposed to be a bridesmaid. I don't care because I'm pumped to have another nephew or niece, but fmjug is a little upset. Freaking women! I'm just not sure if I should spend $10 or $20 on gifts (tem).

Damn...Dodson knocked his ass out! He dropped like 6 fists before the ref knew what was going on. Nice!

Should I have one more beer or not? I should...

That's all I have tonight...go comment!

114 comments:

Beth said...

"I picked up some Blue Moon Winter Abbey Ale last night...not too bad."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Also good is Snow Day by New Belgium Brewing (who also makes Fat Tire).

Beth said...

"If any LOVers are on Houston then, let me know...you're invited!"


Need some entertainment?

/beth

tem said...

They don't want to see penis /zeke

tem said...

they don't want to see a big gut /tjw

tem said...

good start

tem said...

i'm going to be sad if nobody on the blog actually ever meets beth.

Beth said...

Who's to say someone already hasn't?

Beth said...

Discretion is key with some women...

tem said...

unless it was one of the dead people then nobody has.

i guess maybe meeting beth kills guys.

zeke, steve, iam, all dead and gone because of beth

Jugdish said...

beth is the black widow. wasn't that a movie about a chick killing guys? if not, it should be

Blue said...

snow day is da bomb diggity

Keef said...

It's raining it's pouring

Blue said...

i'd meet beth

Jugdish said...

i miss snow days. we got off work early because of snow 2 years ago. we went to hooters for lunch. by the time we left there was no snow on the ground

Blue said...

its snowing here today..

this snow will be gone in 5 weeks though

Keef said...

The weather app on my iPad says it's partly cloudy here right now.

But it's raining like a motherfucker

Blue said...

put the ipad in the rain and say, "see motherfucker"

El Padrino said...

not too bad

it's better than that

El Padrino said...

"One of my brothers is in the Naval Reserves and he is leaving for Kuwait on Feb 1 for 8 months. "

tell him El Pad says thanks

El Padrino said...

USA! USA! USA!

El Padrino said...

by the way

how does a motherfucker rain?

Jugdish said...

how does a motherfucker rain?


i make it rain

/pacman jones

Jugdish said...

tell him El Pad says thanks



will do!

Beth said...

"i'd meet beth"


No.

/cmblue

I miss his musk said...

mize's boy bo got a job with SBnation

Beth said...

Who you calling "boy"?

/Whitlock

Jugdish said...

in the meat department


s

Jugdish said...

Who you calling "boy"?

/Whitlock



hilarity

El Padrino said...

COPS: Mother Beaten By Son Over Glass of Kool-Aid...

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

I'm guessing either NYC or Florida on that headline.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

The rumors of Beth's demise have been greatly exaggerated.

El Padrino said...

detroit schools look good i think

El Padrino said...

guess again aitch

El Padrino said...

Is Tebow out shovelling blue?

El Padrino said...

"Honestly, I'm more sore from the workout I had (Tuesday)than I am from the game," said Tebow, who had six of his carries in the overtime."


FACE SD


Face

El Padrino said...

was reading denver post and saw this

A new survey puts Colorado second-highest in the nation for parents refusing vaccines for their school-age kids. Generally speaking, do you think parents should get their kids vaccinated?

blue where do you stand

El Padrino said...

that chinese dude on top chef, the one that looks like a samuari master, talks weird

El Padrino said...

Hanson — yes, that Hanson — is maybe planning on coming out with a beer soon, called MMMHop IPA.

jesus

El Padrino said...

Today on The Chew, chef and banker-hater Mario Batali broke a bed simply placing his "fat ass" upon it.



ha

Spaceman Spiff said...

mexican beat the black guy in last chance kitchen, they had to butcher and cook a ribeye medium rare

El Padrino said...

the cost of spiny lobsters in a small honduras fishing village

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Living Social offers 5x Big Macs + 5x Large Fries Vouchers for McDonalds for $13"

El Padrino said...

"mexican beat the black guy in last chance kitchen, they had to butcher and cook a ribeye medium rare"

padma felt bad cutting him, she looked like she saw a puppy being carried away by the 101 dalmation bitch

El Padrino said...

they shoulda cut that fruitcake metro who baked a shitty cupcake

Blue said...

i vaccinated my kids however the pediatrician advised

i'm not gonna be one of those people whose kids die from a preventable disease.

El Padrino said...

thank you

El Padrino said...

THAT GUYS WHO BOUGHT JAGS HIS WIFE IS PLAIN WHITE.

El Padrino said...

her name was ann carlson

now it's ann carlson kahn

El Padrino said...

kerry collins

Jugdish said...

troofs

Meiz said...

"zeke, steve, iam, all dead and gone because of beth"


Iam is alive. I see him on XBox Live.

Jugdish said...

blue, tell me about Afflalo. one of the bulls beat writers suggested he could be a good addition for the bulls.

Meiz said...

"mize's boy bo got a job with SBnation"

Suite. SBN was already the best.

El Padrino said...

Rivera, 42, will have polyps on his vocal cords removed and is not expected to be able to speak for a week. He is expected to be recovered by the end of the month.

El Padrino said...

polyps are hot

El Padrino said...

seattle plus 3 is the play

Blue said...

"blue, tell me about Afflalo. one of the bulls beat writers suggested he could be a good addition for the bulls."

really solid player. + defender, good shooter in space, smart, quality guy.

I'd be shocked if he wasn't a nugget though.

Keef said...

THAT GUYS WHO BOUGHT JAGS HIS WIFE IS PLAIN WHITE.



Elbonics

Meiz said...

"THAT GUYS WHO BOUGHT JAGS HIS WIFE IS PLAIN WHITE."


SHOCKING AND OUTRAGEOUS!

Blue said...

unbelievable that a white woman would be interested in a rich guy

El Padrino said...

im making pancakes, look at me now

El Padrino said...

nerve seen rich indian dude with white woman

thye usually go for thier own

Beth said...

Hilarity

tem said...

"nerve seen rich indian dude with white woman
"

happens here all the time.

Blue said...

here at LoV or here at your office

Jugdish said...

McNabb released

Blue said...

maybe the bears can get him

Jugdish said...

or texans

Jugdish said...

or the eagles

El Padrino said...

maybe he's awful and should retire

Jugdish said...

or the giants

Blue said...

skins could use a good QB

Jugdish said...

no they are set with Rex for years to come

Meiz said...

Our lake is iced over. Excellent. 2 weeks until go time.

I'm pumped.

Meiz said...

"maybe he's awful and should retire"


Or he could hold a clipboard and collect a check for a few years. Brunell's made a 2nd career of that.

Keef said...

Some lady walked past me in Target a few minutes ago with a sweatshirt that said Bemidji USA

Meiz said...

Bemidji is everywhere

Blue said...

nope bemidji is only in northern minnesota

Blue said...

new orleans only has 5 guys under contract?

El Padrino said...

the hornets?

Blue said...

can they trade Chris Paul to the knicks for like 9 players so they can fill out their roster?

El Padrino said...

hope so

El Padrino said...

Chris Paul’s(notes) agent informed New Orleans officials on Wednesday that his client will not sign a contract extension and wants to be traded to the New York Knicks, league sources told Yahoo! Sports…

Jugdish said...

Lp has informed the knicks, that he wants to be traded to the Nets as a fan

El Padrino said...

YOU LIE!

El Padrino said...

"Romney apparently pulls the cheese off his pizza and the skin off his fried chicken, and he subsists most of the time on turkey breast, rice and broccoli."

i cant vote for this guy

Blue said...

that guy's a douche

i could get behind the black bill clinton

El Padrino said...

During some good old team hazing, the two younger players were forced to play the classic game “Ookie Cookie”, AKA “Cookies n Cream” or “Wet Biscuit”. If you’re unfamiliar, the game involves multiple males pleasuring themselves and releasing their ejaculates onto a cookie, with the last person to climax being forced to eat the cookie



wft

Blue said...

EP didn't go to college

Jugdish said...

after reading that he feels like he missed out

Jugdish said...

he could make the rough touch rookies do that

El Padrino said...

"after reading that he feels like he missed out"

unrelated but i'd never be last, i got a pretty quick draw

cmep knows

Jugdish said...

unrelated but i'd never be last, i got a pretty quick draw. especially with a bunch of dudes standing around

cmep knows


fixed

El Padrino said...

crazy

Blue said...

he'd be too busy admiring everyone else's technique

El Padrino said...

that what you did in college blue

up in them there mountains

Jugdish said...

up in them there mountains


he threw a football over them mountains

El Padrino said...

that's not all he threw

Jugdish said...

kubiak and delhomme reviewing some of his practice footage

Jugdish said...

100

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

keef...As. offered UH coach 2.5 mil a year. thoughts?

fear the fork!

Jugdish said...

lil rev

tem said...

i thought ASU was getting some NFL guy?

tem said...

mike martz

tem said...

mike martz

Jugdish said...

neither one of them

Spaceman Spiff said...

sonnen says he has no fight with munoz and will be watching the TUF finale closely.

speculation that he will fight bisping if bisping wins and munoz if miller wins

tem said...

he's gonna fight silva after dana white tells silva to stop ducking sonnen.

Meiz said...

Facebook hilarity status:


"I would like to thank the lady that grabbed the gift I was going to buy my sister when I was clearly talking to my mom about it on the phone asking her opinion!!! Merry Christmas you unfriendly lady!!! (that's me being nice)"


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Survival of the fittest, beyotch.

Meiz said...

Welp, I'm not gonna get the inside sales job.

Pass the Lysol said...

Willy Lomeiz

Meiz said...

I don't get it.

Keef said...

keef...As. offered UH coach 2.5 mil a year. thoughts?

fear the fork!




Not sure. Some of those guys at non bcs schools do well when they move up (Urb), some don't (the guy who went from Boise to Colorado, Dan something)

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