Thursday, December 22, 2011

Happy Festivus!

I was going to finish up my Christmas shopping last night, but some of fmjug’s friends came into town so we went to dinner with them…good people and good times. Now I’ll have to finish up my shopping tomorrow night. I always leave it to the last minute, oh well. Happy Festivus!

Christmas plans…There is always some drama with expanding families around this time of the year. Everyone wants to see everybody and still keep their Christmas traditions going and it never works out like everyone wants. Luckily we were able to avoid that drama this year. On Christmas Eve I’m volunteering to work at my church during two of the early services, then dinner with fmjug and both our parents. After that we go to a Christmas party, and then to church for the 11 PM candlelight service. Christmas day we’ll probably go to church with my parents, then dinner that night with my side of the family. Sports and presents! Bulls open that day and the Bears play the Packers. The Bears game won’t be pretty. Fmjug’s family is doing their Christmas on the 26th this year, so we’ll do that on Monday. What’s your weekend look like?

I’ll be one of the few in my office next week, only three days though. Then I’m off until Jan 17th…suite!

Happy hour tonight with some friends to watch the Texans game.

That’s really all I have to say right now…GO!

112 comments:

Jugdish said...

first

Jugdish said...

I hate hate hate wrapping christmas gifts.

that's why i dont do that


you don't wrap presents because you don't give them

El Padrino said...

"Fmjug’s family is doing their Christmas on the 26th this year"

fmjug is black?

El Padrino said...

"you don't wrap presents because you don't give them"

everyone elses

Jugdish said...

ive been trying to eat healthier lately, it works every other day

Jugdish said...

fmjug is black?



no...but her sister is

Jugdish said...

no...but her sister is



so you mean "sistah"

/mize

Beth said...

"On Christmas Eve I’m volunteering to work at my church during two of the early services, then dinner with fmjug and both our parents. After that we go to a Christmas party, and then to church for the 11 PM candlelight service. Christmas day we’ll probably go to church with my parents..."

I'm sensing a theme here...

Jugdish said...

her sister and husband are driving in on Christmas day from San Antonio.

Beth said...

"no...but her sister is"

Is this S or NS? Just curious.

Jugdish said...

I'm sensing a theme here...




parents?

Jugdish said...

Is this S or NS? Just curious.



ns...they were both adopted

Jugdish said...

why did you pick the white one?

/mize

El Padrino said...

"ns...they were both adopted"

does she know her birth parents?

El Padrino said...

i have to remember to text you happy kwannzza now

Jugdish said...

does she know her birth parents?



no, it wasn't an open adoption. not sure if that is the right term

El Padrino said...

risky

Jugdish said...

i have to remember to text you happy kwannzza now



i expect a call on kwannzza

Jugdish said...

risky


you mean for health reasons and history?

El Padrino said...

ive been trying to eat healthier lately, it works every other day

moderation

/zeke

El Padrino said...

"you mean for health reasons and history?"

yes, and like if you wanted to procreate you dont know family history

not a bad thing maybe her birth parents are genius's or athletes, can work in your favor

just sayin

i think it's cool though, adoption, as long as it's not a gook baby it's awesome

El Padrino said...

always wondered what was protocol for that, like when do the parents tell the kid or adult they were adopted

if at all

Jugdish said...

always wondered what was protocol for that, like when do the parents tell the kid or adult they were adopted


i would think case by case, but i think they generally tell the kid.

i have some friends who adopted a baby two years ago and it was an open adoption. I think they keep in touch with and sometimes visit his birth mother

Beth said...

"always wondered what was protocol for that, like when do the parents tell the kid or adult they were adopted

if at all"

Something tells me fmjug and her sister would've been suspicious by now that something is different.

El Padrino said...

another thing, not sure i'd care to know birth mother

it's all subjective i guess

El Padrino said...

Something tells me fmjug and her sister would've been suspicious by now that something is different.


well yeah in that scenario
it was either that or the texas sun tans her sister a bit more effectively

El Padrino said...

this lady used to adopt kids in my grandmas house, had like 12 kids all from different countries, race, etc

she was brangelina before brabgelina was the cool thing to do

El Padrino said...

ms kitty

nice old lady

Jugdish said...

Something tells me fmjug and her sister would've been suspicious by now that something is different.


ha...yeah for them it was never really a secret.

El Padrino said...

black comic routine must crack the sisters up

Jugdish said...

your face cracks them up

Jugdish said...

that promotion board will no longer be during my vacation, so no phone interview...suite

Jugdish said...

now i can focus on music, booze, and skiing

Jugdish said...

she was brangelina before brabgelina was the cool thing to do



i always wonder how much work they really put into their kids and how much their team of nannies do

Jugdish said...

fmjug and i are going to a concert across town next week and excmjug is rumored to be attending the same one

Jugdish said...

the good thing you never want to look worse than the ex, and she is fighting up a couple of weight classes

Jugdish said...

no motivation to work this week

El Padrino said...

"fmjug and i are going to a concert across town next week and excmjug is rumored to be attending the same one"

fucking facebook

El Padrino said...

she's dating someone better than you?

El Padrino said...

i'll be local christmas eve and jersey christmas day

i have no plans for Kwannza

El Padrino said...

Police break up drunken game of handicap scooter bumper cars at WAL-MART...

Keef said...

fmjug and i are going to a concert across town next week and excmjug is rumored to be attending the same on


Pure speculation

El Padrino said...

sleigh bells ring, are you listening

El Padrino said...

glad that fat cunt from is gone on top chef

Keef said...

fucking fag

Jugdish said...

fucking facebook

i didn't hear about it on facebook...face

Jugdish said...

she's dating someone better than you?


of course not

El Padrino said...

spoiler alert

Jugdish said...

cake boss

El Padrino said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

no

/cmblue

Jugdish said...

watching Christmas vacation at lunch. good Christmas movie, but not as good as Saw III

Jugdish said...

photoshop is expensive

Keef said...

just put it on amex

/lp

Jugdish said...

Dell's employee purchase program page for the military had an $800 laptop marked down to $25 for a couple of hours on Tuesday night.

Jugdish said...

my old commander posted something about it on Facebook, so I tried to get one, but the site kept locking up on me because of all the traffic

Jugdish said...

after about 20 minutes and a few attempts, it was back to its normal price. apparently whoever was updating the sale page was supposed to take 25% off, but entered the price as $25

Jugdish said...

dell apologized, and cancelled all the orders that did make it through for $25

Jugdish said...

i need to start Christmas shopping earlier

Keef said...

Or just don't do it at all. Works for NJ

El Padrino said...

today is stupid

Jugdish said...

so is your face!

Meiz said...

"why did you pick the white one?

/mize"


For the record, siljug is a good lookin' woman.

Meiz said...

This is the most needed lunch break I've ever had.

El Padrino said...

why are the indians off there is no hindu christmas

Keef said...

all my lunch breaks are much needed

/rev

Keef said...

I don't refer to them as "breaks" as much as "celebrations"

Keef said...

Last December in my territory, I sold a total of 3500 cazses for the entire month. Since them, we lost one of our suppliers, which was about 600 of those cases for me. Yesterday my boss' boss sent me an email saying that he needed me to sell 3000 cases in the next week and a half. I laughed heartily.

Keef said...

cases*

Keef said...

and *then

Jugdish said...

Yesterday my boss' boss sent me an email saying that he needed me to sell 3000 cases in the next week and a half.


that is kind of funny. how many have you sold this month?

Jugdish said...

tell him you will if he gives you another ipad

Keef said...

that is kind of funny. how many have you sold this month


About 2000 so far

El Padrino said...

you should sell matressess

Jugdish said...

tell him you need a raise

Keef said...

34/36

Keef said...

you should sell matressess


You should, too.

Keef said...

I'm gonna put a link on my blog and call myself a mattress salesman

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nets center Brook Lopez broke a bone in his right foot. He'll have surgery tomorrow."

suite, he went down before bynum

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Anquan Boldin out for last 2 games of regular season (knee surgery)"

El Padrino said...

nets suck

El Padrino said...

“Who’s business card is this?”, Kanye asked the crowd after someone threw a business card on stage during a Watch the Throne concert performance in Tacoma, Washington. “I see it come from that direction, so all four of them got to go. Unless one person raises their hand and says, ‘I’m the one who did it’, all that whole section got to go…We risking our lives up here. You can’t go throwing shit that we gonna slip on.”

nutjob

Keef said...

Al Qaeda wanted to use business cards instead of planes, but figured it was too dangerous to execute

Jugdish said...

barkley staying at usc

El Padrino said...

feeling dumb sort of like the 6 points tonight

El Padrino said...

if buffalo beats denver and the cheifs beat oakland NBC will flex the Chiefs Bronco game for next sunday night

winner wins division

Tebow.

Orton.

fascinating

Spaceman Spiff said...

"barkley staying at usc"

damn, skins gotta stay worse than miami for sure now, and hopefully cleveland doesnt go QB

Spaceman Spiff said...

stopped at 'if buffalo beats denver'

don't be redonk

Jugdish said...

its a shame grossman was so good this year

El Padrino said...

"stopped at 'if buffalo beats denver'

don't be redonk"

jesus will take the wheel on this one

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

missyousomuch

Jugdish said...

going here tonight for the game

Jugdish said...

new place in town, anticipating a big crowd

Keef said...

Work tonight, then off tomorrow night. Chrismas* at my dad's tomorrow night, at my mom's Saturday night, and at cmk's parents' Sunday night

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

your mother

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Meiz said...

"Nets center Brook Lopez broke a bone in his right foot. He'll have surgery tomorrow."

Yes! Loving my Kris Humphries pick more.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Utah has traded forward Mehmet Okur to New Jersey for a 2015 second-round draft pick."

Meiz said...

And I picked up Okur

Spaceman Spiff said...

'Oakland Athletics left-hander Gio Gonzalez, highly coveted by a number of teams, was dealt to the Washington Nationals Thursday for four prospects'

Meiz said...

Goddamn Brewers didn't sign Beltran

Keef said...

Good start for asu

Keef said...

Goddamn Brewers didn't sign Beltran



Now Wainwright can show him how to hit a curveball

Meiz said...

"34/36"


36/36

I miss his musk said...

wall

Meiz said...

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Classic wall

Meiz said...

Grease 2 is my favorite sports movie

Keef said...

Wall

I miss his musk said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

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