Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Happy Channukah

or something.

muslims hate this week, not only do we have christmas, but the jews have their holy week as well.

I think i'm ready for Christmas. Got the in-laws coming in to town today. Today is the last day of work for the year for blue. He's taking the meiz approach of not giving a shit anymore.

Funny that tem missed Kod in the TCS. I guess kod is so small in stature that he's like an FCS (1-AA) school.

One bad thing about having a new boss, is they think they have to prove to everyone how smart they are. Do your job, nobody cares that you're an idiot, you already have the job. And here's a little hint, don't make enemies on your team within the first 3 weeks on the job, we'll quit protecting you. Fucking woe.

Giving all my annual review to employees this week. Made one chick on my team cry yesterday. At least she didn't get fired.

I'm excited for the NBA to come back, gives me something to watch during the week now. I'm about sick of watching House Hunters every night.

Speaking of house hunters, my neighbor just quit her job so she could take some relaxation time. She wants cmblue to team up with her and start flipping houses. In this market. Well, whatever keeps the wives happy I guess.

173 comments:

SLOB said...

happy wife happy life

God's Nephew said...

i'm sure i spelt hannukah wrong

SLOB said...

happy hannukah iam

SLOB said...

happy winter everyone!

Jugdish said...

Made one chick on my team cry yesterday.


that's good, keep her in her place. less rising up

/mize

SLOB said...

"Today is the last day of work for the year for blue."

fucking suite i never get to do this

God's Nephew said...

dat asssss

Jugdish said...

packer's fan

tem said...

"Funny that tem missed Kod in the TCS. I guess kod is so small in stature that he's like an FCS (1-AA) school."

son of a bitch...i knew i was missing someone.

tem said...

house sales are picking up.

the thoughts are that home prices are going to start to creep up in 2012. Now is a good time to buy and flip if you think you are good at fixing shit.

Jugdish said...

kod was was suspended from bowl play this year due some recruiting infractions regarding mize and his sysco interviews

Jugdish said...

if you think you are good at fixing shit.




i have people for that

/blue

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Transmission on the minivan went this morning. Merry fucking christmas...

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

And yes, Keith, that is fucking woe. Deal with it.

SLOB said...

i wouldnt touch the housing market right now, my two cents

SLOB said...

stop buying old cars dipshit

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

You don't have a choice when you're poor, fuckwad.

Jugdish said...

i wouldnt touch the housing market right now, my two cents



that's because you live in NYC.

tem said...

your two cents wouldn't buy a big house.

you can't even get a cardboard box for 2 cents.

Jugdish said...

you can get his face for 2 cents

SLOB said...

You don't have a choice when you're poor, fuckwad.

woe

SLOB said...

you just got a new job

use your sexual prowess to find a sugar mama

SLOB said...

"i wouldnt touch the housing market right now, my two cents



that's because you live in NYC."


im talking about the country

only 6 out of the 52 states reported increases in house sales and 4 of those were so low that an increase in nature is viable

SLOB said...

i was making fun of this dude who always spills shit on him

then i spilled coffee on my white shirt and green tie

face i guess

SLOB said...

whats funny or not is the NAR came out with nice housing numbers yesterday and the street responded well

then they were like hsit we fucked up and revised the numbers, they are awful

SLOB said...

"U.S. home sales from 2007 through 2010 were about 14% lower than first reported, a real estate trade group said Wednesday, a sharp revision showing the housing bust was far worse than initially thought."

SLOB said...

in other news Wendy;s surpasses burger king

SLOB said...

fucking toaster lady is back

SLOB said...

this retard lady puts her toast or bagel through the toaster 4 times instead of changing the dial back to adjust speed of the thing

SLOB said...

and her perfume is awful

tem said...

yeah housing was bad.

it is getting better.

still sucks, but it is getting better.

so if you buy now you are buying low.

then you can sell higher later.

tem said...

but the main fact we are ignoring is that woman* should never buy houses and try to flip them.

that is worst* then* woman* buying a car.

Keef said...

i wouldnt touch the housing market right now, my two cents





You've already said you just want to rent

Keef said...

And yes, Keith, that is fucking woe. Deal with it.




Everything is woe.

SLOB said...

but the main fact we are ignoring is that woman* should never buy houses and try to flip them.

^^^

God's Nephew said...

52 states?

SLOB said...

it must include the us commonwealths

tem said...

52 = the 50 you know. plus DC plus temhio.

God's Nephew said...

virginia is a commonwealth

God's Nephew said...

maybe puerto rico is a state now

God's Nephew said...

i never hear about the housing market there though

tem said...

you aren't as in the loop as el pad is.

he knows all about what happened in the housing market from 2007-2010.

that'll help him decide not to touch it in 2012.

tem said...

MI Homes is up 100% since October.

SLOB said...

i can assure you i know the 50 states, i'm no hsilk

SLOB said...

is that how it's coming off?

jesus

i hate that, i'll stand down

tem said...

it was csilok that didn't know them. right?

SLOB said...

no clue as usual

Jugdish said...

i can assure you i know the 50 states, i'm no hsilk...plus i have a US map puzzle in my office


fixed

Keef said...

i can assure you i know the 50 states, i'm no hsilk



jesus

Jugdish said...

anyone listen to the Stern inverview on Cowherd?

God's Nephew said...

david stern or howard stern?

Jugdish said...

david

God's Nephew said...

i hate him

God's Nephew said...

fuck the nba

/spiff

Jugdish said...

someone on wwf just played "jug" for 59 points on me...i hate that

tem said...

i also hate WWF

Jugdish said...

wussbag

SLOB said...

no wwf on planes

Tyler said...

Flipping houses is an expensive hobby.

Jugdish said...

no

/cmblue

Tyler said...

"Transmission on the minivan went this morning. Merry fucking christmas..."

Don't you still have the Camaro? Either sell it to pay for the tranny fix, or do the right thing and make the fastest Minivan ever by swapping the drivetrain from the Camaro into the Minivan. Problem solved.

Tyler said...

They are letting us go early today at 3 because we're off for the next two weeks. I have a meeting scheduled in about an hour. Gonna be the most useless meeting ever.

SLOB said...

im the only drunk pre-gaming my xmas party

SLOB said...

wall

Meiz said...

"One bad thing about having a new boss, is they think they have to prove to everyone how smart they are. Do your job, nobody cares that you're an idiot, you already have the job. And here's a little hint, don't make enemies on your team within the first 3 weeks on the job, we'll quit protecting you."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mine is learning

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Now GfH is arguing with me tgat I should return her xmas gift. She doesnt know what it is but knows I spent a good amount of money.

SLOB said...

woe

SLOB said...

you should, if your poor why buy a gift, havent exchanged gifts with cmep in 3 years

SLOB said...

you should, if your poor why buy a gift, havent exchanged gifts with cmep in 3 years

SLOB said...

you should, if your poor why buy a gift, havent exchanged gifts with cmep in 3 years

SLOB said...

i have no idea why that posted 3 times

SLOB said...

and im not poor

SLOB said...

usually after the holidays we'll blow some money on each other like a fancy dinner or a weekend in ac

SLOB said...

ROMANCE

look it up

Meiz said...

Shuckin and jivin

Meiz said...

Big things poppin

Meiz said...

Streamlining some procedures here. Mize FTMFW

tem said...

if it is spent it is a sunk cost.

move on.

tem said...

FTMWMWMSMWMWFSTMW?

tem said...

by the way, nobody axed, but my favorite Christmas movie is Grease 2.

Meiz said...

Coincidentally, Grease 2 is my favorite sports movie.

SLOB said...

we figured that tem

tem said...

Elf is my favorite sports movie.

tem said...

meiz, i finished the new AC. do you want it?

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

That's what I am saying Tem but she is arguing the point.

And EP, we haven't been together as long as you and cmep. You can get away with it. This is our first Christmas together.

Meiz said...

"meiz, i finished the new AC. do you want it?"


You bet your ass I do.

tem said...

you're supposed to lie and tell her you got it on sale and had a coupon and found $5 on the ground so it was basically free.

tem said...

txt your address meiz. i'll mail it sometime.

Meiz said...

Suite, thanks.

And a merry Christmas to you, good sir.

SLOB said...

sanchez is banging kate upton

SLOB said...

"And EP, we haven't been together as long as you and cmep. You can get away with it. This is our first Christmas together."

grow up peter pan

SLOB said...

count chocula

Keef said...

IN N Out for lunch today

Keef said...

If Five Guys got together with In N Out, LP would be in heaven

Keef said...

havent exchanged gifts with cmep in 3 years



SHocking

Jugdish said...

free hooters for lunch today = suite

Jugdish said...

free hooters for lunch today = suite



too bad you had to be served by those ugly waitresses

/mize

SLOB said...

"SHocking"

seperate account colov conversation

Jugdish said...

seperate account colov conversation



or the colov ROMANCE conversation

Keef said...

"too bad you had to be served by those ugly waitresses

/mize"


I remember going to Hooters in Austin and I had the only ugly waitress in the house serving me.

Keef said...

And yes, H, that is fucking woe. Deal with it.

Keef said...

Not getting your wife a gift because you share a bank account is fucking ratarded

wadr

Jugdish said...

Lebron's receding hairline

Jugdish said...

Not getting your wife a gift because you share a bank account is fucking ratarded

wadr



sounds like an excuse for laziness

SLOB said...

"Not getting your wife a gift because you share a bank account is fucking ratarded

wadr"

im saying that came up during that discussion, it's not the reason why we dont exchange gifts

tem said...

its because you spent all your money on housing.

Keef said...

cmk & I don't have sex because we share a bed

God's Nephew said...

it's the reason for the season

Jugdish said...

according to cmlp's fb page, she isn't exactly thrilled with the no present deal

SLOB said...

ah phooey

SLOB said...

i give it all to my kids

like i said after the holidays we enjoy ourselves together

SLOB said...

cmk & I don't have sex because we share a bed

probably true

tem said...

kobe tore a ligament in his wrist.

divorce = no sex = had to do it himself = torn wrist ligament.

tem said...

he can't fuck other bitches right now because that'll cost him big time in the divorce proceedings.

tem said...

fucking bitches now means instead of losing 50% he will lose like 70%

SLOB said...

Turns out Romanian hackers have been tracking credit card data on Subway's computers since at least 2008 and have rung up at least $3 million is fraudulent charges.

Jugdish said...

you made that up

Jugdish said...

its on snopes

SLOB said...

it's on EATER

SLOB said...

best gif's of the year

SLOB said...

frog bite

Keef said...

I'm not gonna lie. I enjoy the Michael Buble Christmas music

SLOB said...

ugh awful

Keef said...

Dude, your fucking face is awful

SLOB said...

buble is terrible

Jugdish said...

one of the top three highest ranking people on base walks in our office just as buddy the elf unleased the belch...suite

Keef said...

How do you get on base?

/jug

Keef said...

Def Leppard Hysteria is my favorite Christmas album

/LP

Jugdish said...

How do you get on base?

/jug



I'm on base already

Keef said...

It took a while, but I'm on base now

*fized

Jugdish said...

how many bases are there?

/jug

SLOB said...

i could care less about getting on base

/meiz

Keef said...

No, mize doesn't care

SLOB said...

right the whole could care less statement bothers you know

i know

oh the horror

Pass the Lysol said...

"Funny that tem missed Kod in the TCS. I guess kod is so small in stature that he's like an FCS (1-AA) school."



that one made me aitch; I've turning into Zeke 2.0 here, no good.

Jugdish said...

I've turning into Zeke 2.0 here, no good.



and Lp 2.0

Keef said...

Don't get mad at me because you can't speak English

Keef said...

SLOB said...
happy wife happy life


SLOB said...
you should, if your poor why buy a gift, havent exchanged gifts with cmep in 3 years



Made me lol

SLOB said...

she has gotten plenty of gifts to keep her going through these Dark Ages

5 or 6 LV bags, jewelery, burberry gear, juicy suits, uggs, etc.

i spoiled her very well before we had kids

SLOB said...

piece, getting sloppy tonight

couchness

tem said...

blue...how are property taxes done in colorado?

specifically boulder.

Keef said...

The fuck are taxes?

/tjokes

Jugdish said...

you flipping houses in temhio?

Meiz said...

"best gif's of the year"

Agree to disagree

Meiz said...

"juicy suits"

WT

God's Nephew said...

bill/broncos game blacked out in buffalo.


it's christmas eve bro

God's Nephew said...

speaking of that. I heard that Nevada had an allotment of 5600 tickets for the Hawaii bowl, and as of yesterday they had sold 10.

God's Nephew said...

"blue...how are property taxes done in colorado?"

mill levy

if that's what you mean

Keef said...

"juicy suits"

WT



You can take the Ginny* out of the shore, but you can't take the shore out of the Ginny*

Keef said...

Reloading Windows on my computer now because India couldn't fix it. But at least they refunded the $90 because they couldn't fix it

Meiz said...

I just whipped up some home made shrimp flied lice

Keef said...

Homemade flied lice is the better

Keef said...

Hopefully things get better for H before the baby gets here

Keef said...

Mize
After Sunday, you better be ready to BF3 it up

Meiz said...

"After Sunday, you better be ready to BF3 it up"

Alrighty.

Meiz said...

Seeing what facebook is to teenagers is fuckin' fascinating.

Meiz said...

I am going to be in a world of shit at work tomorrow. Can't wait to see how I pull this rabbit out of my hat, and how mgmt decides to keep me off the payroll.

Meiz said...

I took Derrick Rose #4 in my $fnba draft on Monday. Not sure how I feel about it. I'm optimistic, maybe.

Meiz said...

Either that or Kevin Love will cock punch me.

Keef said...

mize is so dramatic about his yob

Meiz said...

"mize is so dramatic about his yob"


I've pretty much been thrust into the role of running the show with minimal knowledge. Kind of a big deal.

Keef said...

mizan lucci

tem said...

I meant more are they really high...and what's the mill levy based off of?? Like 35% of market value or something like that?

I miss his musk said...

wall

Meiz said...

I hate hate hate wrapping christmas gifts.

Keef said...

Wall

I miss his musk said...

wall

Beth said...

Wall.

Jugdish said...

i guess i should write a post

Beth said...

It can be your Christmas gift to LOV.

El Padrino said...

"juicy suits"

WT

WT cant afford juicy suits

El Padrino said...

I hate hate hate wrapping christmas gifts.

that's why i dont do that
nother cool thing about having sex with a woman

you should look into that

Jugdish said...

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