Wednesday, December 07, 2011

girl look at that body

i work out

today is Pearl Harbor day. Never Forget. What a different time in American society. 70 years ago today. I wanted to talk about heroes and stuff, but the truth is, back then everyone enlisted because of patriotism, and duty to their country. The Ted Williams story was the rule, not the exception. My grandfather's brother was in the company that moved through Italy on Patton's march. He's got stories. I've been to the USS Arizona memorial in Hawaii, it's a sad place. Even sadder is all the fucking japs there taking pictures of their biggest victory. Hey douche, it's not like I go to Hiroshima and take pictures of the shadows burnt into the concrete.

ok enough of that.

Imagine a world in which Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck are both on the Colts. Now wake up and realize that Manning will be traded if the Colts draft Luck. I'm of the belief it would be better for the Colts (if manning is healthy) to trade the pick and acquire a bunch of stuff because having a great QB surrounded by a bunch of crappy players usually results in zero superbowls. Ask Archie Manning.

Boise State is going to the Big lEast for Football. Which I think is a huge mistake. It's an obvious cash grab, which I'm fine with, but much like the move to the MWC, it's only a small step better than the conference they were in before. There isn't much to the big Least once WeVa leaves, because Pitt is already gone and the conference was shat before.

I've had just about enough of this for today, just remember:

i'm sexy and i know it.

130 comments:

Jugdish said...

Ask Archie Manning.


were you listening to mike and mike this morning? they interviewed archie

Meiz said...

I want to lead the Trade Peyton Manning charge. Colts fans are hilarity. They think they can still win a title with Peyton.

Draft Luck & trade Peyton.

Jugdish said...

The Ted Williams story was the rule, not the exception.


trrof! that's what was so cool about Pat Tillman, left millions on the table to go fight for his country.

Jugdish said...

Draft Luck & trade Peyton.


they will never have chicken cutlets together

Blue said...

"were you listening to mike and mike this morning? they interviewed archie
"

I must have missed that segment, or it hasn't aired here yet

Meiz said...

"The Ted Williams story was the rule, not the exception."


Weren't those guys forced into duty?

Meiz said...

Not that I have a problem with that. I think there should still be military drafting.

Blue said...

nope, WWII those guys all volunteered. They didn't have to draft kids

Blue said...

kids under 18 tried like hell to get into the service to go fight in the war.

no chance of that ever happening these days

El Padrino said...

never forget

El Padrino said...

i've watched countless hours of history channel docs on pearl harbor and of course movies it such a tragedy but it really made this country stronger, just like 9-11

El Padrino said...

Colts fans are hilarity. They think they can still win a title with Peyton.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

trade the pick

El Padrino said...

andres torres!!!!

champyun-ship!

Meiz said...

"nope, WWII those guys all volunteered. They didn't have to draft kids"


News to me.

Keef said...

kids under 18 tried like hell to get into the service to go fight in the war.

no chance of that ever happening these days




I bet if they had Xbox or ps3 they wouldn't but racing to war

Keef said...

be

Jugdish said...

what does that even mean?

El Padrino said...

COD 3 is war

Keef said...

what does that even mean?


really?

El Padrino said...

fiiiiiiive pinky RINGS!!!
four fresh canolis
all tree* godfathers
two ginny tee's

and a ride in my IROC ZZZZZZZZ

Meiz said...

"trade the pick"


& draft Montee Ball

Meiz said...

Wait, no. Draft Luck.

Keef said...

& draft Montee Ball



It's the OLine, not the RB.

Blue said...

draft RGIII

Blue said...

RG3

El Padrino said...

Justin Blackmon

Spaceman Spiff said...

the magic CEO drunk dialing dwight to get him to stay is hilarity

no longer CEO a few days later, but the magic said it wasnt because of that, yea

El Padrino said...

hilarious story

anyone else picture that going down champ kind style?

i love you man, we miss you
after this we should get an apartment together

Jugdish said...

really?




huh?

Jugdish said...

aja...people had video games when 9/11 happened too and there was a surge in people joining the service after that. gone are the days where the "famous" will join

Blue said...

i didn't join

Jugdish said...

i know

Jugdish said...

no state charges for fine...statue* of limitations passed

Jugdish said...

cowherd just went off the deep end

Blue said...

NBA's top 200 draft:

i'm taking durant first.

Blue said...

without a doubt

not even a question.

Blue said...

and then i'd take wade, then kobe, then dwight howard, then maybe Lebron

Spaceman Spiff said...

hockey hit

Spaceman Spiff said...

EPs looking at this

while listening to this

Meiz said...

"It's the OLine, not the RB."


Montee Ball will carry on the strong Wisconsin tradition of NFL running backs

Blue said...

what will suck for the mess is when the marlins get pujols and oswalt and dominate the NL East for the next 10 years

Blue said...

"Montee Ball will carry on the strong Wisconsin tradition of NFL running backs"

tradition of sucking?

El Padrino said...

oswalt?

oh yeah im sucrred of him

Blue said...

couldn't think of another pitcher they could overpay for


i guess they already have a pretty nasty staff though

El Padrino said...

hope reyes hamstrings fall off

Keef said...

aja...people had video games when 9/11 happened too and there was a surge in people joining the service after that.


Yeah, there will alsways be more people wanting to go fight if we get attacked. But surge in enrollment is different than trying like hell to get into the service IMO

I miss his musk said...

"hope reyes hamstrings fall off"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Cards offer Pooholes 10 year $220 mil

Meiz said...

"tradition of sucking?"

Duh.

Keef said...

SDSU in the big east is awesome

Keef said...

maybe Hawaii can join too

Meiz said...

Hawaii is rumored to be joining the EPL.

Keef said...

"Hanley doesn't want to play third base and the Marlins were informed of that," the source said. "Rather than ask for a trade, what he has done is to inform (the team) that he does not want to play another position other than shortstop."


awesome

I miss his musk said...

June jones is a nice hire for asu

Keef said...

fucking disgusting. I don't even want to be a fan

Keef said...

ASU just fired the June Jones they hired 5 years ago

Meiz said...

Marcum or Greinke for Hanley

Jugdish said...

Yeah, there will alsways be more people wanting to go fight if we get attacked. But surge in enrollment is different than trying like hell to get into the service IMO



bolth* are people joining because they were motivated by an attack right? I guess trying like hell would be sprinting down to the recruiters office as opposed to walking.

Jugdish said...

awesome


^^^^^

Meiz said...

"Ken Rosenthal:

Source: K-Rod may accept arbitration from #Brewers. Not definite. But closer merry-go-round could leave some without chairs. #MLB"


Goddammit.

Jugdish said...

was that wrong? should i have not done that? I gotta tell ya, if someone had told me this sort of thing was frowned upon...I gotta plead ignorance on this one

Jugdish said...

The Miami Marlins are out of the running for free-agent superstar Albert Pujols, according to the New York Daily News.

Blue said...

"I guess trying like hell would be sprinting down to the recruiters office as opposed to walking."

i think kod's point was you didn't have 16 year old kids faking their ages so they could get into the service

Blue said...

they stayed home and played mortal kombat


FINISH HIM!

El Padrino said...

sub zero

El Padrino said...

street fighter ii was my shit

spent the summer of 94 playing that in the pizza parlor

was good times

Jugdish said...

blue knows

Spaceman Spiff said...

"GSP blown acl will be out for 10 mos. Now Condit vs Diaz for the interim welterweight title on Feb 4th in Las Vegas!!"

fuck GSP, hope his knee hinders his wrestling from now on

Jugdish said...

Buehrle is down to three teams, a source told ESPN.com, and talks with those clubs were "accelerating" Wednesday. The Marlins and Washington Nationals are two of those teams, sources said. Other clubs believe the third is the Texas Rangers.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rashad evans to phil davis(penn state alum) at UFC Fox 2 presser "I'm gonna put my hands on you worse than the coaches at Penn State"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Spurs have decided to use the amnesty clause on contract of Richard Jefferson"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The New England Patriots and Denver Broncos' game on Sunday, December 18 will not be flexed"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Source: Hanley Ramirez's rep asked the Marlins for a restructured deal. MIA upset with this, will now be looking to trade Hanley"

dis sho' am good

El Padrino said...

knew hanley couldnt handle this

Blue said...

rockies traded Huston Street for a player to be named later...to the padres

Blue said...

thought they were going to get edison for him, but they basically paid the padres to take him off their hands

Jugdish said...

marlins reach out to rev...must of saw those pics of him playing ball.

Jugdish said...

The Miami Marlins have made a six-year offer to starting pitcher C.J. Wilson, SI's Tom Verducci reports.

tem said...

"GSP blown acl will be out for 10 mos. Now Condit vs Diaz for the interim welterweight title on Feb 4th in Las Vegas!!"


interim titles are dumb.

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

Mark Buehrle has agreed to a four-year, $58M deal with the Miami Marlins, according to Ken Rosenthal of FoxSports.com.

Spaceman Spiff said...

cj wilson offer gone then, they said they would take whoever said yes first

Blue said...

buerhle, cj wilson, josh johnson, nolasco.

loaded.

Blue said...

oh, damn, nevermind

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Taco Bell announces nationwide rollout of Doritos Locos Tacos"

FUCK YES

Keef said...

bolth* are people joining because they were motivated by an attack right? I guess trying like hell would be sprinting down to the recruiters office as opposed to walking.



What I got from blue's comment this morning was that after Pearl Harbor, every male was lined up ourtisde recruiting offices trying to enlist, and that you won't see that again. I know enlistment will rise anytime there is an attack nowadays, but you won't see every male going to enlist. Let's be realistic, guys want to fuck shit up, military style. But they can do that shit now with cgames like COD and not have the danger of getting shot back at.

Jugdish said...

that statue* of limitations has passed on my comment from earlier. you're too late

Jugdish said...

although i don't believe the war video games is a deterrent on people joining the service

Blue said...

i agree, video games don't stop people from joining the military, if anything it might encourage more young men.


not everybody gets to be black ops like Brian Wilson though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice tat blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

three stooges movie looks awful

farrelly movie though, so unless it's a red band trailer it won't show anything

kate upton getting out of the pool was nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"In a lawsuit filed in Davidson County Circuit Court last week, ESPN broadcaster and piece of ass, Erin Andrews is suing Nashville's West End Marriott Hotel and her convicted stalker Michael Barrett for $10 million"

Keef said...

SMU coach June Jones had accepted an offer to coach Arizona State and minor contract points were being ironed out, a source said, when his representatives today received a call saying the offer had been pulled.
The source said Arizona State's explanation was that "it took too long" and the school president was moving on.





Suiteness

Keef said...

They must have heard every single fan bitching about it

Pass the Lysol said...

"Wow, I finally found an attorney I don't want to sleep with...

(s?)"


hilarious, loved that one; probably safe to go ahead and change that to ns for now....but in about 3-5 years, might be a different story. Likely depends on whether you're a short or long term investor:)

Pass the Lysol said...

"In nyc kods salary would have six figures"



probably about 80K in NYC; shit, I'm in D.C. and my per diem went from $18/day to $140/day

Pass the Lysol said...

it's a little like Alaska, but more subtle; you get paid to put up with the cold and remoteness

Pass the Lysol said...

cmkod's the breadwinner now anyway



and I LOOOOVE IT

Pass the Lysol said...

1/3 rev

Pass the Lysol said...

i think kod's point was you didn't have 16 year old kids faking their ages so they could get into the service



was that my point? I don't remember making that point....although I am outside of Bemidji, so, drinking

Pass the Lysol said...

i think kod's point was you didn't have 16 year old kids faking their ages so they could get into the service



no, that wouldn't have been my point; my uncle lied his way into WWII at 17, still says shooting machine guns out of the back of the planes was the most fun he ever had in his life


(ns) he married into the kod family

Meiz said...

So my boss quit last night.

This is no time to sulk or panic. We have an emergency meeting tomorrow AM at 7. I plan on telling mgmt I'm taking charge of the department, and I need my Manpower contract terminated. My house.

Meiz said...

Lemme ketchup real quick

Pass the Lysol said...

and if the age seems off, it's not; my dad's sister married him and is 26 years his junior

Pass the Lysol said...

This is no time to sulk or panic. We have an emergency meeting tomorrow AM at 7. I plan on telling mgmt I'm taking charge of the department, and I need my Manpower contract terminated. My house.




YEEEEAHHH; FUCKIN A RIGHT MEIZ (NS)


spot on man

Pass the Lysol said...

you ever need a reference, let me know; they'd be damn lucky to have you in charge

Meiz said...

I'm gonna fucking stand strong and make sure they know what's really hood.


Ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna fine me.

Meiz said...

Either that, or we're all fired. I'm wearing a tie tomorrow.

Meiz said...

Kod, what would I put down as our relationship for a reference? I don't think "Internet Pal for 5 years" would fly.

Pass the Lysol said...

"I'm gonna fucking stand strong and make sure they know what's really hood."


it's time, man


"Either that, or we're all fired"


much smaller downside than upside


"I'm wearing a tie tomorrow."

you lost me there, but I suppose corporate world is different than my world

Pass the Lysol said...

"Kod, what would I put down as our relationship for a reference? I don't think "Internet Pal for 5 years" would fly."



don't feel obligated by any means, but know I got a lot of good things to say about you (sincerely, I know you are right for that job) and I've been an effective reference for friends before that I had no working connections with


just putting it out there though, no hard feelings at all if you don't want to; but if it's something you might be interested in, just make sure to call my cell sometime that works for you in advance so we can coordinate the reference

Meiz said...

"you lost me there, but I suppose corporate world is different than my world"


I was kidding. I'm not wearing a tie.

Meiz said...

Oh, I would DEFINITELY want to use you as a reference. I think you're one of the best, smartest people I know.

I think you're an inspiration to people, and I try to replicate or synthesize that in my life. That's dead ass. People need to stand up for themselves and be heard. They need to not be trampled upon not let others make them feel substandard or unimportant, and I think you do excellent work with that. I try to do instill that in people in everyday life even if its at the sacrifice of my own best interest.

I think that shit's noble and commendable as all fuck.

I miss his musk said...

good luck with the meeting, mize... may tebow be with you

Pass the Lysol said...

while I am always 100% honest and accurate in my references, if they take my statements to infer something else, it's on them.


so, for instance

them: how do you know Andy

me: well, I went to University of Wisconsin-Madison, and after graduation got to know Andy very well. I've learned first-hand about his daily employment duties, requirements and responsibilities, day to day operations; I know all that he brings to his employer, and have been closely tracking his professional development for years.

I am XXXX (talk myself and my job/position up) and if we had a better budget picture and were not laying off due to budget cuts, I would be BEGGING him to come work for my organization. I am on the hiring committee and have been one of the three charged with the hiring of attorneys, paralegals and administrative support staff since 2007.

He is punctual, responsible, commmitted XXX (talking Meiz up more)

He can be a bit stubborn once in a while, but that's really only when he is ordered to do things differently that haven't been explained, and also barked at him (always good to put a small negative but then turn around with a positive)

them: But you've never worked with him directly?

me: I wish, between you and me I'd switch him out with at least 2 of my support staff.


-it just kind of goes like that, tone is important too, but hard to get across in a LOV comment. But again, I only do this for people I really believe in, because while everything I say is true, words are crafted in a way to create specific inferences.


I've never been a reference for someone who wasn't hired; I think I'm pretty good with those things, but will also only stick my neck and reputation out for those I believe in.

Meaning, most (if not all of the time) they would have been hired without me.

Meiz said...

"good luck with the meeting, mize... may tebow be with you"


Oh, don't think for one minute that I'm NOT going to mention Tebow. I've done a lot of thinking about this tonight. I'm gonna try to change the game and make people be accountable on a regular basis.

Change the game. Like Tebow.

PRAISE TEBOW.

Meiz said...

That's kinda NS

I miss his musk said...

feel free to steal from the famous promise speech:

"I promise you one thing. A lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season. You will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season. You will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season."

Pass the Lysol said...

"People need to stand up for themselves and be heard. They need to not be trampled upon not let others make them feel substandard or unimportant, I try to do instill that in people in everyday life even if its at the sacrifice of my own best interest."


and I know with 100% certainty that you are sincere on that; it is why you are one of my favorite people on this planet, I will always have your back, and will help you in any way I can (mostly I'm just helpful with references though).


on a personal note, thank you for what you said that I didn't cnp above; means so much coming from such a great guy

I miss his musk said...

a touching Kod & mize show tonight

Pass the Lysol said...

yeah, life is too short to not tell people how great they truly are

Meiz said...

Fucking K-Rod

Meiz said...

I gotta say, I'm hooking people up this Christmas like I never have before. Mom, Dad, Sister, & cousin are getting hooked the fuck up.

Meiz said...

"a touching Kod & mize show tonight"


PRAISE NDAMUKONG!

Meiz said...

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK


This K-Rod shit fucks shit up. FUCK.

Keef said...

I gotta say, I'm hooking people up this Christmas like I never have before. Mom, Dad, Sister, & cousin are getting hooked the fuck up.




You do good for others, good will come back on you

Beth said...

"a touching Kod & mize show tonight"

You misspelled gay.

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Jugdish said...

go

tem said...

I still have no real idea what meiz does at work or what his boss did.

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