Friday, December 09, 2011

Getting Sandusky'd at work

I'll post picks later. I have too many meat orders to process.

Can't stop the bleeding.

Cincy -3 over Texans
What's kept the Texans winning is the #4 defense in the league. But Ohio in December is cold and shitty and the Bengals are not playing the Ravens or Steelers.

Detroit over Minny, no line willing to give 6.

Tennessee +3.5 over Saints
Just going with the opposite percentage.

Philly over Miami, no line I should be getting 5, 2 if Vick plays

KC +9 over NYJ
Jets giving 9 is hilarity. Pray for a pile on TD late like last week if you take Jets.

New England -8 over SKINS

Atlanta -2.5 over CAM

Tampa over Jax, no line dont care

Indy +16.5 over RAVENS
When Detroit went 0-16 that year did you know that they covered the last 6 games they played. It's called desperation football. Like when a team is fighting for their playoff lives but the exact opposite.

DENVER -3.5 over Chicago
Tebow/Urlacher collision gonna be suite.

AZ +4 over San Fran
Losing focus already.

Oakland +11 over GREEN BAY

SAN DIEGO -7 over Buffalo
Chargers probably won't lose again this year. Perfect. Keep Norv around for another losing season.

SEATTLE 40, Rams 13.

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Jugdish said...

wussbag

Jugdish said...

forget those chicks we saw in austin, these are some fine looking women

/mize

tem said...

i agree on the NBA trade eventually going through.

if the NBA thought the owners were upset at the trade, they'll see how upset the media and fans are that the trade didn't happen.

by all accounts pretty much every fan base was at the very least OK with the trade. 3 of them were happy.

tem said...

then as soon as this happened they report that howard wants to go to the nets.

then the obligatory "will the NBA cancel that trade too?" articles blow up the intrawebs.

El Padrino said...

so they are upset about this trade but not about the Pau trade few years ago

El Padrino said...

which was blasphemy

Jugdish said...

My thoughts is I feel that the whole thing was handled wrong down to the Dan Gilbert email, but I do somewhat agree with the sentiment of the majority of the teams in the NBA becoming irrelevant with this new "superteam" movement. I don't think the NBA needs to be blocking anything like they did.

I think they really need to look at contraction.

El Padrino said...

funny thing happens when your supe gets let go

bossman loves you (then drops weight)

El Padrino said...

i think dan gilbert is a whiny little bitch

Jugdish said...

yeah he didn't do anything to help his reputation

tem said...

it was probably his kids fault

Blue said...

if the NBA didn't like the superpowers, then they should have done something about it in the CBA.

the fact that they didn't create a franchise tag, or make it discouraging to create these super teams, means that it wasn't that big of a deal

Jugdish said...

if the NBA didn't like the superpowers, then they should have done something about it in the CBA.



yeah, they rushed that cba so they could get the season started

Keef said...

pics turned out good keef...was it as bad as you thought it was going to be?



Thanks. It wasn't bad, took about an hour

tem said...

james harrison needs to learn to not drop his head when he hits people.

tem said...

he's going to get fined like $75K for that hit on McCoy.

it would have been ok if he just didn't drop his head right before impact. he does that everytime...it isn't legal anymore. he needs to learn not to drop his dome.

Keef said...

Brandon Roy retiring

tem said...

NO

/david stern

tem said...

you'll play and like it /DS

tem said...

UFC TALK:

Jon Jones vs. Lyoto Machida

I don't see any scenario where Machida doesn't end up on his back, knocked the fuck out, before the first round ends. Bones Jones by KO, 4 minutes into round 1.

Frank Mir vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

I think Mir likes to comment on fights more than actually fight. I think Nogueira is like 100 years old. This fight will go to a decision. Mir will win a boring fight.

Tito Ortiz vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira

Tito is old, the other Nogueira is not as old as his brother, but seeing as I think the Nogueiras are twins he is still old. Hell he might actually be older. He has like 20 less fights under his belt though so he is ring younger. Anyway, Tito always tricks me, I think he is done then he isn't. I'll be right one day. Tito is done. 2nd round TKO for whichever Nog this is.

Brian Ebersole vs. Claude Patrick

Brian vs. Claude has to be a win for Brian right? Well Brian has fought like 100 times but Claude sports a pretty good 1 loss record. We'll go with Claude here.

Mark Hominick vs. Chan Sung Jung

Is this card in Asia? No? Hominick wins. Jung is the Korean Zombie though, so it should be entertaining to watch him get punched and kicked a lot.

Jared Hamman vs. Constantinos Philippou

Hamman is working his way into a new weight class for him and the other guy is like Greek. I'll go with fairly new weight class.

John Makdessi vs. Dennis Hallman

Hallman is old and the other guy I've never heard of. I'll go with never heard of.

Yves Jabouin vs. Walel Watson

These names are hilarious....Yves has a funny 1st and last name, he wins.

Igor Pokrajac vs. Krzysztof Soszynski

I never pick against Soda Pop Inski. Well maybe I do, but I will not this time.

Mark Bocek vs. Nik Lentz

Is this a rebound fight for Bocek? I thought he was good? He must have lost a few and needs a win.


Rich Attonito vs. Jake Hecht

No idea...Hecht.

John Cholish vs. Mitch Clarke

No idea...Clarke.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Here's my take. I understand the idea of wanting to prevent super teams and discourage players who are under contract from picking and choosing who they will play for. Also to keep small market teams competitive. BUT if they don't let CP3 get traded after he already said he won't re-sign there, all Stern has done is put NO in a worse position. They were at least getting some decent pieces back in the trade, but instead they will get nothing and be worse off than if the trade went through.

Blue said...

I agree with H


plus, how do you have Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom go back to the lakers. I mean what do you say to them

"oh, we were just kidding, we love you"

Keef said...

I don't understand how LA would be a superpower with CP3. They're losing 2 all stars

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

"I agree with H"

Rare

Keef said...

Having a basketball league reject a trade is exactly why I hate white commissioners.

/mize

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Keef, Gilbert's main issue was that L.A. wasn't giving up any picks, so they would still be in position to trade for Howard.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Odom will probably be ok with staying in L.A. Now he won't have to pay for a divorce attorney.

Keef said...

There was zero chance LA would land bolth

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

I don't know enough about trades/salaries/cap in the NBA to say it would or wouldn't have happened, but Gilbert specifically said that in his email to Stern.

tem said...

gilbert is sad because his team has nothing to offer anyone.

tem said...

bynum plus junk plus picks could have conceivably gotten howard. or at least worked in the trade machine.

magic could get 1,000 times better offers elsewhere though.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Email

tem said...

whoever sent yahoo! that email is going to be fired.

tem said...

best part about the email...by far


"please advise...."

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Yea, doesn't he know it is supposed to be "please advice"? Clearly he does not read LOV.

Blue said...

i think the biggest concern that gilbert raised, and rightfully so, is that the lakers basically get to create a salary dump and get the best player in the trade.

saving themselves $40mm makes lots of room for the Dwight Howard acquisition

Blue said...

plus they were going to get a huge trade exception in the deal because they were losing so much salary, so they'd be able to use that exception in the d-howard trade, basically meaning they wouldn't have to send salaries equal to howard.

El Padrino said...

"Keef, Gilbert's main issue was that L.A. wasn't giving up any picks, so they would still be in position to trade for Howard."

they were getting two picks mort

El Padrino said...

Howard is a Net

Keef said...

Your team is getting there

tem said...

when i read the email what i saw was "shit, LA is not sending $20M to the luxury tax pool, that's gonna cost me about $1M"

tem said...

no to mention Gilbert is forgetting that LA is going to have to max out Paul on an extension and find players to replace the ones they traded...they aren't going to field a team with 9 players. which will erase some of those "savings."

tem said...

lakers traded 3 players for 1?

so they need to add 2 right?

Blue said...

lakers weren't giving up any picks were they. The picks were coming from the rockets

Blue said...

not to mention the deal makes the hornets a much better team.

scola, odom and martin...shit yeah

El Padrino said...

The picks were coming from the rockets

probably coming from the knicks
lol

El Padrino said...

halal slaughterhouse

Blue said...

is that like slaughterhouse 5

El Padrino said...

fans in St. Louis are not happy that he's leaving the team after eleven seasons, deeming him the "LeBron James of Major League Baseball." People are also calling the restaurant to ask "what's for lunch, like $250 million angel food cake."


burn

El Padrino said...

Eva McCarthy and Carmine Capparello decided to get hitched at their local Starbucks in Tulsa, Oklahoma since many of their first dates took place at the coffee shop. Says the bride, "We've been coffee friends. We started out as coffee friends. And we fell in love over coffee." (The groom admits to not being "a big coffee drinker" at first but going anyway to hang out with her.)


fucking women always get their way

Jugdish said...

fans in St. Louis are not happy that he's leaving the team after eleven seasons,


i heard a different story. I heard most fans still feel they have a good team and understand they don't need that contract on the books in 4 years

El Padrino said...

safeties

Keef said...

deeming him the "LeBron James of Major League Baseball"


retarded. I didn't see Pooholes whore himself out with an hour long show on WWL

Jugdish said...

retarded. I didn't see Pooholes whore himself out with an hour long show on WWL



and he played pretty well in the world series

Blue said...

and he's not black

Blue said...

did he say, he was going to take his talents to Venice Beach?

El Padrino said...

added picks

Blue said...

maybe newport or laguna beach would have been more proper since they're in the OC like Anaheim

venice beach would be the dodgers

El Padrino said...

the lebron thing is soley based on him leaving his team and/or combo of rejecting their offer

it's silly but i dont think it's retarded

El Padrino said...

i move snowflakes by the OC

El Padrino said...

S

Keef said...

huntington beach

Keef said...

The New Jersey Nets met with Dwight Howard Thursday night in a move that would be a violation of the league's tampering rules, according to multiple sources.

El Padrino said...

fate weis to kansas is hilarity

El Padrino said...

some freak is in the pantry eating pizza and drinking milk

Jugdish said...

its your old boss

El Padrino said...

he's not allowed in the building

Jugdish said...

that's why he is hiding in the pantry

Keef said...

pizza is like one of the only things I'll eat for dinner that I don't drink milk with

El Padrino said...

what did my girlfriend do that people hate her so much?

(that hot poa from the pussycat dolls)

tem said...

so if el pad's boss got fired is gollum in line for a promotion??

El Padrino said...

bitches

El Padrino said...

"so if el pad's boss got fired is gollum in line for a promotion??"

i dont think so tim

El Padrino said...

"Dick Rude (born 1964) is a writer, director, and actor known for his appearance in and contributions to many Alex Cox films."

Dick Rude produces Alex Cox films.
no shit

El Padrino said...

jug

El Padrino said...

never forget

tem said...

SAS that elpad knows about dick rude and alex cox.

El Padrino said...

Woman caught making meth inside WALMART...

Keef said...

cmk wakes up this morning, sees the date on clock radio, and without missing a beat says "Omigosh, it's my half birthday". Shit drives me crazy

Keef said...

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime

El Padrino said...

buy her half a cake

Keef said...

I'm not the romantic like you are

Spaceman Spiff said...

lohan playboy

fuck the nba

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wanna see the other shoot pics hef vetoed stern style

fuck the nba

El Padrino said...

she does have great tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Celtics Sign & Trade Glen Davis to Orlando Magic for Brandon Bass "

veto that shit, bass greater >>>> > than baby

fuck the nba

Spaceman Spiff said...

agent 0 amnestied

fuck the nba

Spaceman Spiff said...

Tyson Chandler knicks 4 yrs/$58M

fuck the nba

El Padrino said...

nice

El Padrino said...

pujols signing japan animation style

El Padrino said...

who really cares that fear factor is back

El Padrino said...

that wipeout show is better

belly full of laughs that one last night

El Padrino said...

you know why the internet is wonderful?

cuz i can google stuff like

what is buzz from home alone up to these days?

and watch 4 videos on it

El Padrino said...

this guy sang sam cooke's Change on the train last night and it was fantastic

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Kris Humphries is telling people he felt ambushed by "Good Morning America" this morning -- claiming he was put under the impression the interview was NOT going to focus on his split from Kim Kardashian ... but "GMA" is calling BS



What a fucktard. Why else would anyone be interested in talking to him?

El Padrino said...

Given a choice between eating chocolate alone and rescuing their pals, rats will apparently save their pals and then share the chocolate with them. Trapping a rat in a cage sparks its cagemate into action, as it figures out how to open the cage and liberate its jailed friend. This is an unusual example of rats expressing empathy, a trait thought to be reserved to us higher mammals, the primates.

It’s interesting from an evolutionary perspective, because it suggests that pro-social behaviors originated earlier than previously thought. And it’s interesting from a neuroscience perspective, because it suggests rats are wired for pro-social behaviors, which means they can be used as a model for human behaviors.

rats

El Padrino said...

"What a fucktard. Why else would anyone be interested in talking to him?"


he is incredibly stupid, mpst athletes are ya know

El Padrino said...

holy shit wwl has ufc on main page

wft

tem said...

UFC is for real.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Lohan link broken.

tem said...

goddmann lohan pic is gone already?

Blue said...

lohan pics were nice

El Padrino said...

i mean i want to see pussy they were ok

El Padrino said...

would have preferred her natural look not whatever this marilyn monroe thing

Blue said...

eP makes a good point, there were a couple of pictures that don't even look like her

Jugdish said...

its naked lohan, stop complainig

Blue said...

i'm not complaining.

well maybe a little

El Padrino said...

i have keef heartburn right now

El Padrino said...

did i mention that monday i was in the sony store and all the TV's were 50% off

El Padrino said...

i didnt buy any though

:(

El Padrino said...

here tem/aitch

Jugdish said...

gross


/mize

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Yea, I'd probably still hit it

Jugdish said...

no pics on the phone though

El Padrino said...

probably?

i'd angry tiger that hoe

Blue said...

yeah, it's amazing what a little photoshop can do these days

Blue said...

i'd love to see the unaltered versions of those pictures.

Blue said...

chuck needs to stick to being an asshole about basketball

Jugdish said...

i'd love to see the unaltered versions of those pictures.



It would be like the landlord in kingpin

Blue said...

blblblblblblblbblbl

Blue said...

i think you knocked something loose in there tiger

El Padrino said...

#Lakers sign Jason Kapono

spiff all better now

Jugdish said...

signing has been nixed by the nba

Jugdish said...

your face has been nixed by the nba

Jugdish said...

metta world piece

Keef said...

Turdburger

Keef said...

I'm pretty pumped that I benched Antonio Brown at the last minute in the keeper league last night

Meiz said...

I'm eating too much

Keef said...

32/32

Meiz said...

I got stuck on forgo

Keef said...

Aftgo

Keef said...

O:FNY

Meiz said...

Keithdrino

Keef said...

KENMORE, N.Y. -- At least a dozen female basketball players at a western New York high school were serving suspension for chanting a racial slur as part of their warmup routine, the Buffalo News reported.
The team at Kenmore East High School, near Buffalo, apparently had chanted "One, two, three [N-word]!" for years, to the ignorance of their coaches and school administrators.
The officials only learned of the practice after the current team's sole African-American, sophomore Tyra Batts, was caught brawling with a teammate over the use of the slurs.



Fucking New York

I miss his musk said...

"Fucking New York"

kenmore, ny is buffalo area. doesn't really count as ny.

Keef said...

Did buffalo move states?

tem said...

32 of 32...perhaps my first perfect

tem said...

Buffalo must be PA now...or canada

I miss his musk said...

"Buffalo must be PA now...or canada"

yes, minus* well be

tem said...

you stay classy Cincy

Keef said...

Crazy

Keef said...

TOSU hanging in there without Sullinger

Keef said...

Fat Weis sitting behind KU's bench

Meiz said...

Pulp Fiction in chronological order is pretty cool. I like seeing the acts unfold like that.

Keef said...

This Navy RB has fucking ginormous arms

Meiz said...

I can't really figure out why Dwight Howard want to be traded to the Nyets. Just the money?

Meiz said...

I really think LP should just quit the Knicks & be a Nets fan. You can tell he doesn't really give a shit about the Knicks.

Blue says he doesn't give a flying fuck about the Nuggets, yet he has way more Nugs knowledge than the yoooge Knicks fan in BK.

Just sayin'.

Meiz said...

UFC Prelims are on Ion tv. Used to be your local PAX, I believe.

Keef said...

Just found it. 305 on DTV

Keef said...

Trainer guy needs to keep his hands out of that dude's shorts

Keef said...

Tito Ortiz's eyes are way too close together

Keef said...

Ryan Braun is a cheating motherfucking Jew

I miss his musk said...

Braun is a cheater?

I miss his musk said...

cheating i2i

I miss his musk said...

is mize ok?

Keef said...

Take away his MVP right now

Keef said...

4 black guys and 1 white guy as Heisman finalists. That'swhatI'mtalkimabout


/mizelock

Keef said...

HDH

Keef said...

Mathieu has a suite suit

Meiz said...

"is mize ok?"

As I've said in the past, I'm pro-PEDs

Meiz said...

"Take away his MVP right now"


The punishment agreed upon is a 50 game suspension.

I miss his musk said...

"As I've said in the past, I'm pro-PEDs"

I meant about losing braun for 50

Meiz said...

"I meant about losing braun for 50"

Oh. We'll see. I won't be surprised if he actually wins his appeal.

Meiz said...

Hm. Maybe he won't win it. Oh well, Manny can still hit, right?

tem said...

I think I got like 2 ufc picks right

Keef said...

Oh. We'll see. I won't be surprised if he actually wins his appeal


Noone has successfully appealed yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Manny can still hit, right?"

he and braun will be hanging out together though

Spaceman Spiff said...

brittney palmer gonna be in playboy, fucking suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he and braun will be hanging out together though"

meaning manny comes back to MLB to a 50 game suspension

Spaceman Spiff said...

no CP3 for sure now, odom traded to dallas cuz he's emo, got a trade exception created from tyson signing with NY, lakers gonna focus on trying to get dwight now

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck the nba

Meiz said...

"Noone has successfully appealed yet"

None that we know of. People need to stop speaking in definitives about that.

Meiz said...

""he and braun will be hanging out together though"

meaning manny comes back to MLB to a 50 game suspension"


Right. I forgot about that.

Keef said...

None that we know of. People need to stop speaking in definitives about that



It's ok to be in denial

Meiz said...

"It's ok to be in denial"

I don't really care if he ultimately gets banned for 50 games. That's not a death sentence for the 2012 season in a Pujols-less NL Central. Game 51 is May 31, and we still have the best pitching staff in the division. Not sweating it.

Keef said...

Fucking we

Keef said...

Who's gonna drive in runs for the Breer's?

Meiz said...

Rickie, Corey, Lucroy, ARAMIS,















PRINCE

Keef said...

Hilarity

Meiz said...

I'm never going to stop using we regarding the Brewers. Get the fuck over that shit.

Keef said...

They better hope the pitching staff has a 1.78 era

Meiz said...

"Hilarity"

You realize there is some tongue in cheek, there, right?

Keef said...

No Braun or prince will let Ron show his true genius

Meiz said...

FUCK. Didn't mean to put that comma in there

Keef said...

You realize there is some tongue in cheek, there, right?



Yes. That's why it's funny

Keef said...

Cincy gonna win the central

Keef said...

This musical guest on SNL tonight is awful

Keef said...

Another sunday with 1 tv game in the morning and 1 in the afternoon. Bullshit

Meiz said...

"Another sunday with 1 tv game in the morning and 1 in the afternoon. Bullshit"


Get a VGA cord & plug your computer into the tv or quit bitching about it every week. The resources are readily available.

Keef said...

Do most people have their computer sitting right next to the tv?

I miss his musk said...

"Do most people have their computer sitting right next to the tv?"


trade in one of your many iPads for a laptop

Keef said...

Nice tackling by Washington

Meiz said...

"Do most people have their computer sitting right next to the tv?"


You have a laptop

Keef said...

You have a laptop


Work laptop. Can't do a lot of things on it

Meiz said...

"Work laptop. Can't do a lot of things on it"


I was to believe you had your own. You don't have a television wherever your computer is?

Keef said...

Laptop died 2 years ago. Computer is upstairs in the office

Keef said...

Office/loft

Keef said...

Cam Newton jump pass

Keef said...

Bold

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