Tuesday, December 13, 2011

almost

Is it me or did the molestation news just sort of go away real fast? It's like the news companies either got sick of reporting it or they decided America was sick of hearing it. Either way I'm glad...I was sick of hearing it. I'd rather they tell me what happened after the lawsuits are finalized.

I haven't been watching enough NFL lately. I need to remedy that. I have been playing enough video games though. Krishna, what is that battlefield game you want me to play?

BTW auto correct for meiz is apparently Krishna. Wft?

Cmtem ordered 100 Christmas cards to send out. She asked me how many I wanted to send out. I said 10. I don't get many cards, so I don't want to send many. I guess I'll be sending some this year. Keith will get one because I know his address.

Cmtem made cookies this weekend. I ate a lot of cookies. Now I need to diet or I'm going to become diabetic. Oh and breathe right strips apparently stop me from snoring. So that's good news for summit 3. (It's December bro)

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Jugdish said...

So that's good news for summit 3


no

/cmtem

tem said...

Cmtem did not like her Texas shirt from summit 2

Beth said...

"Cmtem did not like her Texas shirt from summit 2"


It's called ROMANCE!!

El Padrino said...

lots of cmtem talk

marriage is great

El Padrino said...

cmep baked cup cakes and they had cream in the middle

whatever gay joke you come up with wont match the deliciousness of that fucking cupcake

it was like a homemade yankee doodle

tem said...

is yankee doodle what you call that asian guy's penis that blows semen into your mouth?

El Padrino said...

no that's a twinkie

Blue said...

so it was like a hostess cupcake

tem said...

so cmep boat* a hostess cupcake for el pad?

that was nice of her.

El Padrino said...

yeah but she made it instead of buying it

ya dig

El Padrino said...

"BTW auto correct for meiz is apparently Krishna. Wft?"

Meiz is Indian?

El Padrino said...

3, 2, 1 Contact

Remember that show from when we were kids?


::flank steak::

tem said...

i am aware of 3 2 1 contact and the electric company, but i don't really remember either.

Blue said...

EP didn't get PBS at his house

El Padrino said...

PBS was sesame street

and thats all i remember

sat am network tv cartoons

El Padrino said...

im not as old as you guys anyway

Blue said...

mr rogers was on PBS

Blue said...

speedy delivery

El Padrino said...

just realized ny market wont get denver/pats game cuz the shitty jets have a 4:05 start

El Padrino said...

mister rogers was a child molester man

El Padrino said...

thomas the engine was on pbs i think

El Padrino said...

some guy is killing people in belgium with grenades

El Padrino said...

read that story in the drone we lost in Iran?

El Padrino said...

snl was disappointing this weak*, funny at times but katy perry hosted and she's only good for one thing

knockers

and she wrapped them up the whole show

Blue said...

alec baldwin was on there though

El Padrino said...

yeah ans stefon was funny

El Padrino said...

i always feel guilt now when i use the word hilarious

after hearing louis ck talk about it that is

Jugdish said...

i always feel guilt now when i use the word hilarious



use hilarity

El Padrino said...

padrino

El Padrino said...

Researchers suspect that the same bacteria that cause strep throat may trigger a reaction that brings a sudden onset of obsessive-compulsive disorder, tics and other neurological changes.

the fuck

Keef said...

::flank steak::




It was an educational show, so your ::flank steak:: isn't a big shock

Jugdish said...

the fuck



and tourettes

El Padrino said...

blue

El Padrino said...

"It was an educational show, so your ::flank steak:: isn't a big shock"

i was busy fine tuning my sports skills and bangin bitches son

El Padrino said...

contagion

Keef said...

i was busy fine tuning my sports skills and bangin bitches son



Ah yes, the trailer park days

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice work keef

El Padrino said...

The Mets reportedly have not paid their initial $25 million loan back to Major League Baseball, and Sandy Alderson recently said the team lost $70 million in 2011.

yet borrowed another 40MM from BAC

El Padrino said...

remember when the rams beat the saints

El Padrino said...

Kod:

Indian Tribes Eject Thousands of Members

Clan rivalries and political squabbles are often triggers for disenrollment, but critics say the biggest factor has been gambling.

El Padrino said...

they might kick you out bcause of your fantasy football addiction

Jugdish said...

they might kick you about because of your face

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A one-year $7 million contract with Golden State boosts Kwame Brown's career earnings to $58,477,908."

El Padrino said...

shit

Blue said...

i guess it pays to be 7ft tall

El Padrino said...

cain touch this

Blue said...

herman be a pimp

tem said...

"i always feel guilt now when i use the word hilarious

after hearing louis ck talk about it that is"


flank stair*

tem said...

i dislike when people use MM for million.

just use M.

this ain't Rome bitches. We don't need roman numerals and shit.

Blue said...

m is one million

mm is multiple millions


or so i've been told

Blue said...

secret santa gift exchange...got a pack of nike golf balls


still have a 12 pack left over from last year's santa thing...

tem said...

i was told MM is roman numerals.

for 1,000 1,000.

M is like 1,000 or something in Roman Numerals.

El Padrino said...

M is a thousand in Roman Units is what tem is syaing

m = k basically

El Padrino said...

m is our K

i meant

Blue said...

i don't disagree with that statement

my point is i've commonly seen one million referred to as $1m and two million as $2mm

tem said...

either way, just use K for thousands and M for millions.

this is the USA bitches. Not Italy.

Blue said...

i use k for thousands

Blue said...

i did have a printing shop do that to me recently though.

i asked for 1k and they came back saying they were shipping out 1m, and i freaked, and then they explained that in their terminology 1m =1,000

and that was stupid

tem said...

indeed.

it is stupid.

El Padrino said...

5 guys have to get better at grilled onions

shit is practically raw

Blue said...

5 guys gave you extra fries to quit bitching about the grilled onions

Blue said...

dwight howard doesn't want to be a nugget.

damn

Blue said...

remember John L. Williams

I liked that guy

Keef said...

i asked for 1k and they came back saying they were shipping out 1m, and i freaked, and then they explained that in their terminology 1m =1,000



Cmk and I had a discussion about this a while back because she sent someone a quote and put m for 1000 and the person freaked out on her, thinking it was a million. Told cmk that standard terminology for 1000 is k. She disagreed

Keef said...

I guess blue orders his printing needs from cmk

tem said...

good K and M talk

Keef said...

Only way I remembered M was 1000 is because I remember that M&Ms were the official candy of Y2K

El Padrino said...

fuck this

Keef said...

fuck your couch

Jugdish said...

Told cmk that standard terminology for 1000 is k. She disagreed



kilo = 1000
mega = 1,000,000


its science...tem knows

El Padrino said...

anyone buying louis ck's standup?

Jugdish said...

haven't seen it

Blue said...

i don't have $5

El Padrino said...

lies

tem said...

Never seen him other than on commercials for his show

El Padrino said...

do you like comedy?

Jugdish said...

only if it is hilarious

El Padrino said...

then watch any standup with louis ck

tem said...

no

El Padrino said...

louis ck eats tosh's lunch

El Padrino said...

i got to get a tree tonight

Keef said...

i got to get a tree tonight



You should wait until Chrismas*

Blue said...

"louis ck eats tosh's lunch"

no wonder tosh is so skinny

tem said...

i thought he was skinny because all gay guys are skinny.

El Padrino said...

"You should wait until Chrismas*"

cmep nervous bbep is gonna tear it down

i have to tie it to the radiator

El Padrino said...

rosie o'donnel isnt skinny

Blue said...

carlos beltran a target for the rockies



ninja please

El Padrino said...

5 tool player

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz GIF

Blue said...

meiz likes starwars? and christmas?

tem said...

rosie odonnel is a chick not a dude.

she's a lesbo, not a gay.

tem said...

*she's a lesbo, not a gay guy.



*fixed

Jugdish said...

meiz GIF


hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue
"Mavs agree to send Rudy Fernandez and Corey Brewer to Denver for future second-rounder"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Los Angeles Lakers have acquired free agents Josh McRoberts and Gerald Green"

chamyunship

Blue said...

rudy F and Corey B.

suite


take that China

Keef said...

i have to tie it to the radiator



Seems safe, and not a fire hazard

tem said...

At least it isn't near the pool

Keef said...

Wallhundred

Meiz said...

One of my friends is spamming the shit out of another one of our friends on FB with corny ass pictures. Pretty funny.

Jugdish said...

i may have to reformat my hard drive soon...not looking forward to that

Keef said...

I'm on the phone with mcafee right now because my commuter is fucked

Keef said...

Computer

Keef said...

Now mcafee has control of my commuter*.

Jugdish said...

whadyou do???


/tommy boy

Keef said...

It's been raining nonstop here since Sunday night. Weird

Keef said...

whadyou do???




I have a "go to assist virus"

Keef said...

Cmtem did not like her Texas shirt from summit 2


Cmk liked her coffee travel cup

Keef said...

Probably from DL too much porn...errr music

Keef said...

The virus, not the coffee cup

Jugdish said...

ill be back in austin on 6th street this saturday

Keef said...

Don't go to Bikinis. Fuck those people

Keef said...

Besides, hot bitches are everywhere

Jugdish said...

Don't go to Bikinis. Fuck those people


ill be with fmjug this time, so bikinis and twin peaks won't be on the list per her request

Jugdish said...

twin peaks and hooters have been doing sexy santa nights...---------->

Keef said...

I don't find santa sexy

Jugdish said...

you know what i mean.

Keef said...

I know what you said

Jugdish said...

that's what they call it, take it up with them. all i know is they look good. they would get fired in Wisconsin...but in tx they look good

Jugdish said...

i want a beer

Keef said...

what's the problem?

/LP

Keef said...

I'm having egg nog with peppermint mocha kahlua in it

Keef said...

It taste* good

Keef said...

Twss

Jugdish said...

sierra nevada seasonal

Jugdish said...

good news...i may get to go up for a military promotion in january


bad news...i have to study for it and go in front of a panel of 4 people to answer questions. the board meets on january 6 when ill be in steamboat

good news...i should be able to do a phone interview

bad news...it interrupts the vacation

Jugdish said...

good news...im drinking a beer right now


bad news...im typing up some notes to study from

Jugdish said...

how is that virus keef?

Jugdish said...

ill get myself checked


/tem

Jugdish said...

me too

/cmtem

Keef said...

good news...i may get to go up for a military promotion in january


Good luck

Keef said...

i have to study for it and go in front of a panel of 4 people to answer questions



Want me to do it for you?

S

Keef said...

how is that virus keef?



Mcafee Indian (call center, not casino) still doing work on it

Jugdish said...

thanks!

its different than a job interview. they will ask questions on air force leadership and management stuff, core values...boring stuff to study really.

Jugdish said...

nene stays in denver for 6 years, 65M

ns


65 grand doesn't seem like a lot

s

Keef said...

My buddy's wife posts on FB "I'm sick of the nonstop rain". Jesus, we get like 3 days of rain a year. Enjoy it

Jugdish said...

i don't think we have had 3 days of rain this year

Keef said...

The guy with the remote access to my commuter is named Prasad M

Keef said...

The terrorists won

/LP

Jugdish said...

that's like "tony" over there

Keef said...

Mize is on a retweeting rampage

I miss his musk said...

only saw 3 retweets

Keef said...

I really hope that insurance company calls me

Keef said...

only saw 3 retweets


In like 2 minutes

I miss his musk said...

new twitter update on the iPhone sucks

Jugdish said...

only saw 3 retweets



3 round bursts...

Keef said...

TP really misses Urb

Jugdish said...

i should retweet those same ones


s

Jugdish said...

i hate some of these interview questions

Jugdish said...

what do you want to do with your life?



I WANNA ROCK!

Jugdish said...

that would be suite, but wouldn't help

Keef said...

what do you want to do with your life?



I want to live in a van down by the river

Meiz said...

"new twitter update on the iPhone sucks"


So I've heard

Meiz said...

"Mize is on a retweeting rampage"

Sometimes it takes more than 1 tweet to make a point

Jugdish said...

i thought he already admitted that

Meiz said...

"what do you want to do with your life?"


FUCK, I would want to give the biggest downer answer on earth.

Meiz said...

"i thought he already admitted that"

Me too

Keef said...

I like that the guy's name is Silva, and they call him Silver twice in that article

Meiz said...

Holy shit. Have you guys seen the Will Ferrell Old Milwaukee commercial?

Keef said...

FUCK, I would want to give the biggest downer answer on earth.


Why

Jugdish said...

FUCK, I would want to give the biggest downer answer on earth.


me too, but id like to get promoted. good for retirement

Jugdish said...

rip hamilton to bulls close to being done

Keef said...

Prasad still getting down on my commuter*

Meiz said...

"Why"


Because all I want is like 35-40 thousand dollars a year

Meiz said...

Yet I'm probably going to say things that might cost me my job tomorrow.

Meiz said...

Can't fucking wait.

Jugdish said...

what's going to happen tomorrow?

Keef said...

Because all I want is like 35-40 thousand dollars a year


I don't believe that

NS

Jugdish said...

35-40 K or M?


s

Meiz said...

"I don't believe that"

I don't know why you wouldn't believe that.

I'd be completely satisfied with that.

If you're being more specific, I WANT to win the lottery and never ever have to do anything out of necessity again

Meiz said...

"what's going to happen tomorrow?"

We have a meeting with our new supe.

There will be no customer service department for a minimum of 30 minutes. That's fucking retarded.

Jugdish said...

mize gets fired



firing gets nixed by david stern

Jugdish said...

i have been very fortunate in my career. in my 8 years in active duty i had excellent supervisors and commanders. they cared, did a good job, had common sense. When i got out i worked at a nasa contractor and it was the same thing there.

my guard yob has been different. I have been in the guard since I got out of the AF in 2000, came on full time in 2009. I don't want to say my supervisors have been dumb, but just out for themselves and vindictive.

Meiz said...

I'm hoping to drop "basketball reasons" in our meeting tomorrow.

Jugdish said...

especially my last one, little backstabber. my current supervisor is good, though

Meiz said...

"I don't want to say my supervisors have been dumb, but just out for themselves and vindictive."


This 1000x

Meiz said...

I honest to god, don't take anything upper management says seriously

Jugdish said...

what bothers me the most is when they have that "do as i say, not as i do" thing going on

Meiz said...

They conduct their business like its a fucking joke.

My boss resigns, so instead of giving her the 2 weeks to teach me the shit I need to know, they tell her to get the fuck out. Then, they dump new duties on me with ZERO knowledge of how to carry out said duties.

Jugdish said...

we have to maintain fitness standards for our yob. he hasn't passed a fitness test in at least a year. he has been on the schedule to take it for the last 5 months, but hasn't. yet he is the one who wouldn't let a guy extend his enlistment because he failed his fitness test, even though he only needed less than a year to retire

Jugdish said...

as a human being, i don't know how you do that to someone after 19+ years of service

Meiz said...

And don't forget, people view me as the fucking TEMP. I'm fuckin' insulted by that shit.


Did I not tweet from month 1 that there is zero accountability there? That place is fucked up.

Meiz said...

Now I'm all kinds of riled up again. And I'm fucking drinking.

Jugdish said...

My boss resigns, so instead of giving her the 2 weeks to teach me the shit I need to know, they tell her to get the fuck out. Then, they dump new duties on me with ZERO knowledge of how to carry out said duties.


yob woes tonight...our problem is someone leaves with plenty of notice, and it still takes "management" over a year to replace them. the work doesn't go away. We are waiting on 3 positions to be filled...1+ years vacant for each

Jugdish said...

And don't forget, people view me as the fucking TEMP. I'm fuckin' insulted by that shit.



when i worked over at nasa they had a politically correct term for a temp employee...can't remember right now

Meiz said...

"yob woes tonight...our problem is someone leaves with plenty of notice, and it still takes "management" over a year to replace them. the work doesn't go away. We are waiting on 3 positions to be filled...1+ years vacant for each"


We're not even looking to fill the position. MGMT thinks that we don't work constantly from 7AM-5PM

Jugdish said...

speaking of politically correct...i thought of all the black/white jokes on lov the other day.

i was reading our instructions for the promotion board, and it tells what ranks, etc. are supposed to be on the board depending on the position. They have to have at least one minority on each board...but they call the minority a "diversity team member"

Meiz said...

That's so ridiculous

Jugdish said...

We're not even looking to fill the position. MGMT thinks that we don't work constantly from 7AM-5PM


you should suggest a day at the office where you do mgt yob for a day, and they do yours. like on sbtb when zach was principal

Jugdish said...

That's so ridiculous


we have two guys at work who hang out in our group, one mexican and one black guy, or half black i think he said. they make more jokes about that than anyone

Jugdish said...

damn, its 1150...im going to bed


good luck tomorrow

Meiz said...

"you should suggest a day at the office where you do mgt yob for a day, and they do yours. like on sbtb when zach was principal"


It would have to be like a 2 week period. But here's another thing- the new customer service supervisor is already the Credit manager. So she's vested in the credit dept, and has no idea what CS entails.

This has been so egregiously mishandled.

Meiz said...

I made one of my co-workers cry today because we both know I'm vastly underpaid. She knows I need to be willing to walk, and when I told her I'm 100% prepared to, she started to sob.

I'm not kidding when I say shit is majorly fucked up

Meiz said...

And to leave people that I like for dead like this? That's fucked up, man.


but fuck that shit. I'm doing this for who? For what?

Meiz said...

"Oh and breathe right strips apparently stop me from snoring. So that's good news for summit 3."


I didn't even notice.

Keef said...

Because all I want is like 35-40 thousand dollars a year



I'm so wet right now

/Beth

Ssssssssssssss

Keef said...

I don't know why you wouldn't believe that.

I'd be completely satisfied with that.




I believe you'd be satisfied with that now. But not as a life goal

Keef said...

My boss resigns, so instead of giving her the 2 weeks to teach me the shit I need to know, they tell her to get the fuck out


Fwiw, lots of places do that. They know that the person doesn't GAF about the job for the next 2 weeks

Keef said...

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