Friday, December 02, 2011

86-82

Titans +1.5 over BILLS
Chris Johnson has sucked balls for most of the year. But he sat out most of the off-season and probably just impregnated hoodrats and smoked pot. So the sucking balls was expected. He seems ok now and Buffalo is missing two key defensive lineman. Man the Bills thought they had something this year huh. What a kick to the nuts.

CHICAGO -7 over Cheifs
Defense and special teams get it done for the Bears who are just trying to stay afloat and in this Wild Card race.

Oakland +3 over MIAMI
The Dolphins secret is out no one will take them lightly going forward but the rushing game of the Raiders is just serious right now. It's a game of ten yards people. If you control the line of scrimmage you control everything else. Listen to me. I have gems.

Denver +1.5 over MINNY
Can't wait for Tebow to run over Jared Allen. Why is Denver getting points here? Cuz it's in a dome? That favors the Broncos speedy defense moreso than some fat half naked bald fake Viking guy waving a flag while riding a motorcycle. Jesus this line is awesome. Wish I was betting.

Indy +20 over NEW ENGLAND
Alot can happen in a football game to be giving 20 points. I'll take it, less risky than giving. Hopefully Tom Brady breaks his leg or something trying to wedge his foot into an Ugg boot.

Cincy +6.5 over STEELERS
Bengals haven't fared well ATS vs the Steelers in the past but the past is gone man. This is a new Bengal team. They have what they call, spunk. Moxie. I think they hang around.

TAMPA BAY -3.5 over Carolina
Wonder what the line would be if this were at Charlotte. Cuz this game is a pick em.

Jets -3 over REDSKINS
Skins have no WR's and a pretty bad passing game. I don't see how they dont get smothered by a team that needs to win out.

Falcons -3 over TEXANS
Houston is reeling right now. I wouldn't sleep on the Falcons going forward they have only one loss in past 6 games to New Orleans who they get again the day after Christmas. Outside of that game they play the Jags, Carolina and Tampa. It's possible they could end up a #3 seed and host a playoff game or two. They'll need Turner however to shake this nagging groin injury which could be an issue.

BROWNS +6.5 over Ravens
Classic Ravens this year. They play down to their opponent and when the lights ain't on they are an average team. 1:05 start. They'll need a comeback to win this game and probably get it because the Browns are bad.

Not picking the Giants game. Just to note the last time they faced an undefeated team they won. You may have heard about that game. Also, before that game they stopped the undefeated 1998 Denver Broncos season. Needless to say the 72' Dolphins are all Giant fans.

ARIZONA +4.5 over Dallas
Dallas has gotten 4 in a row but the last two were labor intensive and Romo nearly gagged on both of them. They have a huge game ahead of them staring them in the face maybe this is a trap game, Arizona can run the ball.

SF -13 over St. Louis
Think my boy might get fired.

Detroit +9 over SAINTS
I think unlike the Giants the Lions will cash in on some red zone opportunities and be in this one.

San Diego -2.5 over JAGS
Time for the Chargers to win 4 in a row to close out the year. It's Wayne Fontes part two.

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Jugdish said...

Not picking the Giants game.



wussbag

Jugdish said...

youg Lp

Jugdish said...

young

Jugdish said...

i did a google image search on "biconical antenna", because we need to order one for work. one of the images didn't belong

Jugdish said...

mcnabb interview right now...says he is looking to play some rough touch in cm

Jugdish said...

i like when people describe players and they say "he wants to win". As if you could say "he has a great work ethic, first guy in, last guy out, but he just doesn't care about winning"

Jugdish said...

he's a great guy, but he sucks at his job

Beth said...

"As if you could say "he has a great work ethic, first guy in, last guy out, but he just doesn't care about winning"

That'd be as crazy as someone saying they're really good at their job even though they made a mistake that cost their employer $1,500.

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El Padrino said...

"biconical antenna",

dong?

/ep

Beth said...

So an attorney at the firm here just saw Lee Corso getting a new cell phone battery at Battery Plus.

Apparently another guy who also recognized him first told him he better pick UGA, but then thought better of it and told him to pick LSU so that UGA will win.

Beth said...

So Lee Corso gets the same respect as EP.

Blue said...

did lee corso say "fuck it"

Blue said...

found out yesterday that a dude I was friends with in collitch got arrested for voyeurism.


he's a hikeschool teacher, and on a school trip, he is accused of video taping hikeschool girls showering in the bathrooms of their hotels.

he won't be a teacher much longer

Keef said...

he's a hikeschool teacher, and on a school trip, he is accused of video taping hikeschool girls showering in the bathrooms of their hotels.




Good for him

tem said...

he probably will get sent to jail

Keef said...

he probably will get sent to jail



True. But some guys go to jail without seeing naked girls. He won't be one of those

Blue said...

he may be innocent. One of the boys on the trip was the one who turned in the camera to authorities. So it's possible the kid was doing it, and he knew he was in trouble so he pointed the finger at the teacher.

Blue said...

"True. But some guys go to jail without seeing naked girls. He won't be one of those"

he made it through college without seeing any naked girls

El Padrino said...

did he win the oreo challenge often?

Keef said...

did he win the oreo challenge often?




Is that a race related comment?

/mizelock

Blue said...

welp nevermind, i read the rest of the news article.

he admitted to it.

fucking loser

Blue said...

story

El Padrino said...

to his defense hike skool chicks are pretty fucking hot

def not what i remember

Blue said...

yeah, except he's going to jail probably on child porn charges.

will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life

and now will have to go work on a farm somewhere instead of living the good life as a teacher.

Blue said...

plus the town he lives in is tiny, like population of a couple thousand. everybody knows everybody

his family is really well known there.

tem said...

Farmers won't hire sex offenders.

Keef said...

The good news is that he'll be automatically introduced to the neighborhood whenever he moves to a new one

El Padrino said...

meiz is a sex offender, he is offended by sex

he lives a normal life

Jugdish said...

did he win the oreo challenge often?



can't stop thinking about it can you?

tem said...

i don't even know why someone would think of the oreo challenge. let alone do it.

Jugdish said...

A&M fires Sherman yesterday. When it hit the news here, the story was they hadn't told him yet because he was out on a recruiting trip. i imagine sitting in the living room with a recruit and his parents and seeing the news that he is fired go across the ticker.

tem said...

he'll be great at ASU

Keef said...

NO

El Padrino said...

dont bash your boss on facebook

El Padrino said...

haven't they tried this already

just kill yourself burger king

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The SD card was too damaged for data recovery."

"Wells' laptop also was seized as part of the investigation, but investigators learned he'd recently run a wiping program that may have destroyed additional evidence, according to the affidavit."

should have disposed of the broken pieces of camera denied it, then everyone would still know, but he could have avoided jail and moved out of town

El Padrino said...

It seems only yesterday Florida was considered the happiest place in America. A bounty of sun, no state income tax, 700 miles of beaches, Disney World and more new condominiums than speculators could flip. It’s no wonder that just five years ago, one thousand new residents arrived each day. But this week, Men’s Health magazine tells us the Sunshine State is arguably the saddest place in America.

Florida’s five largest cities landed among the magazine’s top 20 “Frown Towns” – and three of them, St. Petersburg (America’s saddest city, according to Men’s Health), Tampa (number four) and Miami (number eight) make the top 10. Jacksonville came in at number 13 and Orlando at number nineteen.


: (

Spaceman Spiff said...

"just kill yourself burger king"

yea, they suck

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He allowed several girls to use his hotel bathroom to shower because they claimed the UI facilities were not clean enough"

they wanted him to see, boyfriend was cockblocking

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat mirror shot

Keef said...

I love cockblacking

/mize

El Padrino said...

nice body

Keef said...

dat mirror shot


hair pie! hair pie!

Keef said...

that's from a movie, tem

El Padrino said...

man thats going back

El Padrino said...

i want that culo book

I miss his musk said...

"St. Petersburg (America’s saddest city, according to Men’s Health), Tampa (number four)"

Tampa/st Pete area has been hit hard. I get a letter/resume or call almost everyday from someone looking for a job

El Padrino said...

tell them to protest and lay in the streets instead of sending in applications

Keef said...

Tampa/st Pete area has been hit hard. I get a letter/resume or call almost everyday from someone looking for a job




Call a wigga back, old man!

/mize

Jugdish said...

Tampa/st Pete area has been hit hard. I get a letter/resume or call almost everyday from someone looking for a job, but i don't get a vote


fixed

Jugdish said...

word is A&M is also interested in Sumlin

Keef said...

those are words

tem said...

"that's from a movie, tem"

yeah, i know that one.

Jugdish said...

summit I flashback: the first time i ever had shock top beer was at summit I. H introduced it to me, but whenever I see it somewhere i read it in H's accent...shawk tawp

El Padrino said...

Two weeks ago, Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers offered a frank theory on his Tuesday afternoon radio show: because Nelson is white.

Rodgers recounted a conversation he had with Packers cornerback Charles Woodson, who is black, after Nelson’s two touchdown catches in a 45-7 win over Minnesota on Nov. 14.

“I was talking to Wood in the fourth quarter and he said: ‘When you see Jordy out there, you think, oh well, he’s a white wide receiver. He won’t be very athletic,’ ” Rodgers said on his radio show. “But Jordy sort of breaks all those stereotypes. I’m not sure why he keeps sneaking up on guys.”

meiz

tem said...

jordy can't dance though

Keef said...

fucking stereotypes

Keef said...

I need to get some rat poison to kill all these fucking pigeons that are all around my house

El Padrino said...

dont kill birds man

tem said...

can't you just shoot pigeons?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I need to get some rat poison to kill all these fucking pigeons that are all around my house"

watching home alone 2 on thangsgiving, when pesci is at the ice skating area and he hits the pigeons with a paper to get them to go away, they take a couple hits before flying away WFT

El Padrino said...

nyc pigeons are ballsy

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone know anyone with sprint cell

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat tongue

simultaneous dome plus ball action

El Padrino said...

real quiet like

El Padrino said...

i love ea

El Padrino said...

my mom has eaten pizza everyday since she got here

it must be good in NC too

s

El Padrino said...

$100 EA is banging Pollack

El Padrino said...

rolando mcclain arrest photo

jesus

Blue said...

i doubt EA is banging pollack, she went to FU

Blue said...

"i want that culo book"

i figure i'll wait until all the pictures are online

the kate upton picture makes me hard

Keef said...

dont kill birds man



They're not birds, they're rats

Keef said...

can't you just shoot pigeons


You need a gun for that. I don't have a gun. And it's illegal to shoot a gun in a residential area here.



Of course, it's probably also illegal to kill birds with rat poison, but at least people can't hear that

Blue said...

dude in my neighborhood walks around with a pellet gun and shoot rabbits in people's yards.

he considers them pests. What he doesn't realize is the fuckers then go off and die in somebody's yard and the little kids in the neighborhood find them.

the police have been out and warned him twice now.

El Padrino said...

You need a gun for that. I don't have a gun. And it's illegal to shoot a gun in a residential area here.

not uh

/rolando mcclain

Keef said...

Kids gotta learn about death at some point

El Padrino said...

dude in my neighborhood walks around with a pellet gun and shoot rabbits in people's yards.


asshole

Jugdish said...

You need a gun for that. I don't have a gun.


i have a gun

/plaxico

Meiz said...

"#Brewers Doug Melvin on his interest in Aramis Ramirez: “He has expressed interest in us, too. That’s something I always like to hear.”"

Excellent.

NS

Blue said...

Adam Carolla doesn't like the Occupy peeps

tem said...

"You need a gun for that. I don't have a gun. And it's illegal to shoot a gun in a residential area here."

pellet gun.

walmart sells them.

they are quiet and do the job just fine.

tem said...

with gun there is less chance that your dog or some other dog or some other animal that you like eats the poison...

tem said...

chances of wrong animal eating poison > chances of shooting wrong animal

tem said...

in a lot of places it is legal to shoot pigeons, but not song birds.

i don't know the rules in your town.

if you get caught hide in the pool.

El Padrino said...

leave the fucking thing alone

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Excellent.

NS"

angels and aramis already have a verbal agreement

tem said...

wft is with el pad loving pigeons?

Spaceman Spiff said...

no pigeons

tem said...

he is mike tyson?

El Padrino said...

"wft is with el pad loving pigeons?"

just think killing them is a bit overboard

repel dont kill

Keef said...

Adam Carolla doesn't like the Occupy peeps



Love that guy. He speaks the troof

El Padrino said...

kill rats, bugs, etc

El Padrino said...

yeah i gotta listen to that rant

Keef said...

leave the fucking thing alone


There are at least a dozen at my house. There is shit all over my roof, driveway, yard, sidewalk... And they making fucking nests all up in my roof

Keef said...

make

Keef said...

kill rats, bugs, etc


It's a rat with wings

tem said...

el pad loves him some pigeon.

tem said...

also, you can repel 10 pigeons by shooting 3 of them.

El Padrino said...

"It's a rat with wings"

it's actually a dove, would you shoot a white dove?

El Padrino said...

baby pigeons are sqaubs btw

popular amongst the chefs

El Padrino said...

just buy a falcon, he'll take care of them naturally the way god intended

Keef said...

it's actually a dove, would you shoot a white dove?


Yes, if it was fucking up shit outside my house

Keef said...

just buy a falcon, he'll take care of them naturally the way god intended


I don't have that insurance

Keef said...

I do have an interview for a claims adjuster with Titan insurance on Monday, though

Meiz said...

"angels and aramis already have a verbal agreement"

I don't believe you.

Blue said...

if you switch then you could afford a falcon

Blue said...

can't you get one of those Owl things and put it on your roof, that will repel them

El Padrino said...

"Yes, if it was fucking up shit outside my house"

well at least your consistent

Keef said...

can't you get one of those Owl things and put it on your roof, that will repel them



For like a week until they figure out it ain't real

tem said...

el pad approves of you killing the babies and eating them.

tem said...

get a real owl.

tem said...

like that shit harry potter has.

tem said...

a magical owl to scare the pigeons.

Keef said...

I think I'll just kill them. That's what mize would do

Blue said...

"For like a week until they figure out it ain't real"

it works for our neighbors because the pigeons just go to a different house

Blue said...

mize is too lazy for that shit.

he'd tweet about it, and say he hates pigeons because they're white

El Padrino said...

im leaving early

piece

tem said...

i want to leave early too.

i need a good excuse.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

Blue said...

"i need a good excuse."

it's cmblue's birthday

tem said...

done and done.

peas

Keef said...

I got home earlier and put up my Xmas lights

Spaceman Spiff said...

do you like them

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcnabb unclaimed as expected

Meiz said...

"I think I'll just kill them. That's what mize would do"


Yup. Not sure how though. Don't want to poison the dogs or neighborhood animals.

Keef said...

I would put the poison on the roof

Blue said...

what if you had bald eagles land on your roof and then they died, and you had to go to jail for poisoning bald eagles.

Meiz said...

Arizona probably doesn't have bald eagles.

Meiz said...

LP wants to kill non-whites, but DEFINITELY not pest animals. That would be inhumane.

Keef said...

Arizona probably doesn't have bald eagles.



YS, C?

Keef said...

what if you had bald eagles land on your roof and then they died, and you had to go to jail for poisoning bald eagles.


I'd get to be on tv

Keef said...

Asu not going after Kevin Sumlin anymore

Meiz said...

"YS, C?"


I don't know. I've only seen them where there is forest. You have eagles? That's news to me.

Keef said...

Half of AZ is forest

Keef said...

Maybe not half. 27% according to the bible

Meiz said...

"Half of AZ is forest"

Get the fuck outta here

Meiz said...

"Maybe not half. 27% according to the bible"


Still...

Keef said...

Fish and Wildlife says there are 204 desert-nesting bald eagles in the state, including 48 breeding pairs.

Keef said...

We see them every now and then when we go to one of the lakes around here

tem said...

204 and only 96 have mates?

the other half of them need to get jiggy with it.

Meiz said...

Tem is on timeout for saying "jiggy"

Jugdish said...

pick 2, non ppr

dwayne bowe
jordy nelson
hakeem nicks
steve johnson

i also have laurent robinson, but he is starting. and im pretty sure bowe will be riding the pine, but i put him on the list anyways.

Keef said...

Jordy & Nicks

Jugdish said...

i found it funny that the vikings claimed sage rosenfels off waivers.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

sumlin is now off of A&M's radar


s

Meiz said...

I picked up a sixer of the Blue Moon Winter Abbey. Looking forward to it.

Meiz said...

Hit up theBrewers clubhouse sale today. Picked up some decent swag for cheap Christmas gifts.

4 t-shirts
4 vintage Brewers records
2 Playoffs hats
1 Locker Nameplate for my guy EJ

$65

Boom.

Meiz said...

I looked for a Brad Nelson locker plate for Kod. No dice.

Meiz said...

Oh my god. I'm friends on FB & twitter with a real life person that was planning on voting for Herman Cain in the presidential election.

This can't be real life.

Spaceman Spiff said...

TUF finale was fucking SUITE until the main event, if anyone has it DVRd or catches a replay, do not watch the last fight

brandao/bermudez was the best

Jugdish said...

if anyone has it DVRd or catches a replay, do not watch the last fight

^^^^^


too late for me though. Miller looked ok in the first round. Soon after that it was almost like he was wanting to be knocked out. was surprised dillashaw fight ended so quickly too.

Jugdish said...

working today, but sunday ticket on my phone will allow me to see Bears game...suite

Keef said...

Tebow, Fitzpatrick, or Ben?

Meiz said...

I thought you were praising Tebow?

Keef said...

I picked up Fitzpatrick. I'm basically debating between Tebow & Fitz

Keef said...

I don't think I can play Tebow & McGahee. So it's either play Tebow & Gerhart or Fitz & McGahee

Jugdish said...

fitz

Jugdish said...

I thought you were praising Tebow?



that was you

Spaceman Spiff said...

"too late for me though. Miller looked ok in the first round. Soon after that it was almost like he was wanting to be knocked out."

miller hadnt fought in a over a year, ring rust, he gassed badly

Spaceman Spiff said...

get the tebow game here, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

was in a 5 dollar cotto/marg pool, had the 11th, so close, goddman doctor

we thought it would be counted as a 9th round TKO so the guy who had 9 got the cash, then the screen said 3 seconds into the 10th TKO and he had to give it up, how did anyone start the round when they were discussing shit with the doc the whole time? meiz?

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow has to go 99.5 yards on his first drive

Spaceman Spiff said...

cam TD already

Spaceman Spiff said...

safety, tebow would have gotten out, mcgahee didn't

Keef said...

Goddamn Bengals. TD taken away by a false start, FG taken away by a delay of game, then have FG blockt

Spaceman Spiff said...

fumble by ponder at denver 10 went 20 yards backwards, denver picked it up and ran 20 more

Spaceman Spiff said...

andre johnson getting looks today baby!

Keef said...

Nice throw, Tebow

Spaceman Spiff said...

cam caught a pass

Spaceman Spiff said...

ponder pick 6

Keef said...

Denver D is good

Spaceman Spiff said...

"BREAKING: redskins players fred davis and trent williams suspended 4 games for failed drug test."

goddman, gonna have to play vern from now on

Keef said...

CJ!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

forte is hurt, unbelievable, must win this week

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck, he ain't coming back

Spaceman Spiff said...

this den/min game is so sloppy, another TO, mcgahee fumble

Keef said...

Fucking McGahee

Spaceman Spiff said...

"LeGarrette Blount 4 rush -6 yards"

against a terrible run D, jeebus man WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

lineup matchups looked so good this week too

Keef said...

Fucking Fitz

Spaceman Spiff said...

neckbeard in to end bears season

Keef said...

CJ!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Kyle Orton gets hurt on first play, which was a flea-flicker. Palko back in. Orton hurt finger'

nvm, hilarity

Keef said...

Goddamn it. Dude I'm against has Steelers D and Antonio Brown. Gets credit for a TD for bolth

Spaceman Spiff said...

if tebow doesnt end up with 13 points i blame keef for starting him

-1.75 so far in my league

Keef said...

I started Fitzpatrick

Keef said...

Solid 1 pt at the half

Spaceman Spiff said...

need colts to rack up garbage yards and points

Jugdish said...

yates doesn't look too bad for the texans. orton hurt on the first play was funny. forte injury sicks, their offense is painful to watch.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow TD pass, wide open

Spaceman Spiff said...

grokowski 3 TDs

Spaceman Spiff said...

sanchez sucks so bad

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck reggie bush, why did he stop being really bad

Spaceman Spiff said...

TEBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Keef said...

So I picked the wrong QB

Jugdish said...

He is NOT a QB!

/mizelock

Spaceman Spiff said...

cam 3 rush TD 1 pass TD, monster day

Spaceman Spiff said...

andre johnson hammy again, 3 yards away from 100, motherfucke

Spaceman Spiff said...

reggie had 101 then lost 2 yards hope he sits out the rest of this blowout

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