Friday, December 23, 2011

111-104 - Santa is a good handicapper

Merry Christmas to all. My favorite Christmas memory is flipping out when I went to the tree to see a beautiful Night Rider bike. It was dope. Can't wait to see how excited my daughter gets when she sets her eyes on her pile. It's what it's all about.

And the food. Cookies.

Here are picks. Stocking Stuffers.

BUFFALO +3 - Home Dog Me. Again, if Bills win, and Chiefs win. Next week America gets it's Sunday Night Tebow game. Meant to be.

CINCY -4 : Bengals eat Cardinals ya know.

Jax +7.5 - Nothing to see here.

Chiefs -1.5 : TEBOW! ORTON! WINNER TAKES WEST! SHOWDOWN!

PATS -9.5 : They smell the one seed.

Stillirs

Minny +6.5 : Ponder has balls.

CAROLINA -7.5 : Cam cam CAAAMMMM.

BALT -13 : Roll that shit smoke that shit.

Chargers +2.5 : are hot right now. HOT.

Philly +2 : Fuck Dallas.

SEATTLE +2 : doesnt lose at home, San Fran starts to "rest"

GREEN BAY -13 : Oh my.

Atlanta +6.5 : not scurred of Mercedes Benz Chocolate City Feces Dome, said Matt Ryan.

184 comments:

Jugdish said...

first

Jugdish said...

went to the Houston Texans Grille last night...sort of

Jugdish said...

i got there just after 7, the line was out the door and I never got in.

Jugdish said...

some of my friends got there as early as 4:30 and still couldn't get a table for the game...the seated the last one just after 4.

Jugdish said...

computer issues are not the better.

Jugdish said...

i enjoy going downtown here and there, but parking sucks down there, usually have to pay, and everything is more expensive.

Jugdish said...

we ended up at a mexican joint to watch the Texans game...it was a little funny when they lost

Jugdish said...

i find the subject of this post offensive


/steve

I miss his musk said...

I find the subject of your face funny

Jugdish said...

your head has..got a...shell on it

Jugdish said...

"As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be another way."




Happy Festivus!

Jugdish said...

watch out for wolf dogs Lp

El Padrino said...

i enjoy going downtown here and there, but parking sucks down there, usually have to pay, and everything is more expensive.

ok aitch

Jugdish said...

keef, mize, jug

El Padrino said...

these bill collectors are hilarious calling a few days before christmas

hahahahhahahahaa

Jugdish said...

ok aitch


::short stack::

El Padrino said...

then the dr that did my nose been calling me, insurance paid like 90% of the bill, they calling me asking for my cut

lick my balls.

El Padrino said...

::short stack::


::woe::

El Padrino said...

i'd like a wolf dog

El Padrino said...

COLTS!

El Padrino said...

does emily rossum get nekkid in that shameless show on showtime

please advise

Jugdish said...

::woe::



nah, I have a good time anywhere i go. if i had my choice last night, i would have rather stayed on my side of town where we all live anyways. still would have been crowded because of the Texans game, but cheaper drinks and not paying for parking are good things

Jugdish said...

it was fun watching all the texans fans during that last drive

Jugdish said...

gonna catch some local sports talk later to listen to the woe.

El Padrino said...

they clinched not sure why they care so much

Jugdish said...

not sure, momentum? they really need to be able to beat a team thats 1-11.

on the other side, some fans were calling into sports talk yesterday saying they should let the colts win to increase the odds that they won't draft Luck keeping him out of the division

Jugdish said...

But if we have guests who like something more indulgent over for dinner, over the years I have saved empty premium label bottles so I just fill it up with the boxed wine. Nobody has ever questioned the authenticity.”



funny

Keef said...

Can't wait to see how excited my daughter gets when she sets her eyes on her pile



It's nice that you decided to buy gifts this year

Pass the Lysol said...

too many facebook posts about the Vikes being able to draft Luck


wft, Webb, Ponder.....now Luck?

How about someone for the O-line or secondary with the 1st rnd pick?

El Padrino said...

fuck that cheapskate guy

miserable fuck

El Padrino said...

Ponder is nifty, I'd keep him

El Padrino said...

"It's nice that you decided to buy gifts this year"

it's nice that i can't see your face when i talk to you

Keef said...

it's nice that i can't see your face when i talk to you


They make step stools now

Jugdish said...

They make step stools now



cmlp has been posting pics of Lp on FB as her elf on the shelf

Pass the Lysol said...

BOOM, sovereign



my favorite excerpt


"The 15-year court battle has its origins in a long-standing fight over the development of the casino and allegations that La Cosa Nostra families, including the Pittsburgh mob, had control of Indian casinos across the nation.

In addition to the federal case that led to the convictions of the tribal leaders, Gaming World's involvement with the casino was the subject of several lawsuits Mr. Medure brought against two newspapers and a magazine that implied he was connected to the Genovese crime family in Pittsburgh."


you're a long way from home

El Padrino said...

Sam Rothstein

El Padrino said...

Nicky Santoro is gonna break your face

El Padrino said...

i like how the bums think if they rock a santa hat i'll give them money now

negative

Pass the Lysol said...

America.....

Fuck ya



song's been stuck in my head all week, oh make it stop

Pass the Lysol said...

"Ponder is nifty, I'd keep him"


for a rookie and all, not a bad year at all in my book.


Plus, there's a very low bar for Vikes QBs

El Padrino said...

anyone else against buying scratch offs for somneone

if they win i would be tight

El Padrino said...

Barbara Walters, ABC News: "What is your biggest peeve of each other?"

President Obama: "I don't have one."

how could one trust a man who says he has no pet peeves for his wife?

how, it's impossible

El Padrino said...

Man orders beer at bar, leaves to rob bank, comes back to finish beer...


my man

El Padrino said...

is usc bowl eligible next season?

Pass the Lysol said...

how could one trust a man who says he has no pet peeves for his wife?



or.....good call by Obama refusing to answer such a stupid question, which would probably only serve to get him in trouble with the misses

Pass the Lysol said...

I'm no relationship expert, but telling cmkod what she does that bugs me has never really helped things

Keef said...

anyone else against buying scratch offs for somneone


IMO, no. Minus well buy them nothing

Keef said...

is usc bowl eligible next season?


yes

El Padrino said...

or.....good call by Obama refusing to answer such a stupid question, which would probably only serve to get him in trouble with the misses

your face is stupid

Pass the Lysol said...

anyone else against buying scratch offs for somneone


I am now, good call (ns)

El Padrino said...

that's why barkley is bizack then

Keef said...

that's why barkley is bizack then



that's why you're our football expert

El Padrino said...

i've successfully ignored all the jet/giant talk this week

Keef said...

Cake Boss was just on DP. He said he's a die hard Giants fan, but he also roots for the J-E-T-S.

Just like LP

Pass the Lysol said...

I'm finally starting to get that


For the first time in my life, I was actually rooting for the Pack to win. Finally occurred to me that I have a hell of a lot more in common with Sconnie folks than fans of whoever they are playing


just cause most of them are douches, doesn't mean I have to be (setting myself up there)

El Padrino said...

"Cake Boss was just on DP. He said he's a die hard Giants fan, but he also roots for the J-E-T-S.

Just like LP"

so he isnt a die hard Giants fan

got it

El Padrino said...

But my strengths are that I'm charming


GZ

Spaceman Spiff said...

"does emily rossum get nekkid in that shameless show on showtime

please advise"

yes, egotastic has it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"emily" rossum is hilarity

El Padrino said...

egotastic is blocked here

Spaceman Spiff said...

"they clinched not sure why they care so much"

maybe, just maybe, they want a first round bye

El Padrino said...

they are lucky peyton isnt healthy i say

El Padrino said...

merry tit-mas

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

According to the suit, Batali and his partner Joe Bastianich stood by while co-workers "smacked his buttocks on a weekly basis, repeatedly grabbed his genitals, and made crude sexual comments."

i dont get it how is that sexual harrassment

El Padrino said...

i need some egg nog

El Padrino said...

lots of bitches taking slutty pics with santa stuff on or around

Jugdish said...

i won't even click that link

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jake Ballard, Osi Umenyiora out for the Jets game"

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

we are drinking here, im in charge

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

El Padrino said...

fucking wet those sunglasses

Jugdish said...

getting off work an hour early today...suite

El Padrino said...

letting people go starting at 330

El Padrino said...

two people have to stay til 6 though

blows

El Padrino said...

i am not one of them

doesnt blow

El Padrino said...

wine is great

Keef said...

I boat* $60 worth of wine to take over to cmk's family's house on Sunday. Finally starting to get into drinking it

Keef said...

"I boat* $60 worth of wine to take over to cmk's family's house on Sunday."


Nice, that's like 6 boxes.

/mize

Jugdish said...

never been into wine, don't care for most of what i tried

Jugdish said...

i will take a cold beer any day over wine

Jugdish said...

and your face

Keef said...

I used to hate wine. I don't drink it often, but I can at least drink it during dinner and enjoy it now

El Padrino said...

good for you keef, it's a "finer thing" in life

El Padrino said...

anything with alcohol needs a chance

Jugdish said...

I used to hate wine. I don't drink it often, but I can at least drink it during dinner and enjoy it now



its not something i ever choose, but if its there i'll partake

Jugdish said...

good for you keef, it's a "finer thing" in life



unlike your face

I miss his musk said...

"anything with alcohol needs a chance"

recent col... zima?

Spaceman Spiff said...

bynum suspension decreased to 4 games due to shorter season

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat mirror

Spaceman Spiff said...

chaz batch starting

Jugdish said...

wussbags

El Padrino said...

"recent col... zima?"

well i mean not normally but if it's the only thing left and im not crooked yet, maybe.....

Pass the Lysol said...

I can't drink wine.

I never did, because I hate the stuff....but then a couple years back I was at a wedding where it was the only alcoholic beverage.


I felt totally sober after the first 4 glasses or so, and then in a heartbeat I was blackout drunk. There was no buzz, no in-between

At least with beer it's gradual for me and I can gauge where I am at and adjust accordingly

Pass the Lysol said...

"recent col... zima?"



delicious; I got a ton of shit for drinking it in HS, but I never stopped because I liked it so much....still a running gag amongst old friends.


anyone ever try Zima gold? That shit was the absolute worst, we ended up using it for water balloons

El Padrino said...

4 glasses is a bottle

Jugdish said...

I can't drink wine.



you can, but you choose not to

/keef

Pass the Lysol said...

yeah, I guess literally it would be:


I can't stand the taste or smell of wine, I can't stand most wine aficionados, and wine really fucks me up

El Padrino said...

macho man clips all day

El Padrino said...

piece guys

Pass the Lysol said...

"Arizona has trailed in the second half of every game this season, winning seven of them."


wow

Keef said...

4 glasses is a bottle




1

/csil

Keef said...

I should of* said wall first

Keef said...

I need to stop at Costco to get a bizzert* to take over to my dad's tonight. I bet that place is busy as fuck right now. I've been in Walmart since 7:00 this morning and I'm ready to kill myself

Keef said...

My boss is smat*. She just said "The greasy wheel gets the grease"

tem said...

I'd buy scratches for a coworkers but not a family member...for a coworker it is like "I could have got you nothing..I might have got you nothing...but maybe I got you $1000"

Meiz said...

"its not something i ever choose, but if its there i'll partake"


Summit III. Chillable Red. You will change your tune.

Keef said...

Fucking gross

Meiz said...

You misspelled delicious

Keef said...

Dave Matthews has a wine on the market now

Keef said...

I got a bottle to take over to the in laws'

Meiz said...

MC Andy Roddick on the mic

tem said...

Are scotcheroos cookies?

Meiz said...

I think they are

I miss his musk said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

no


/cmblue

Jugdish said...

testing out vodka infused gummy bears

Jugdish said...

good night

I miss his musk said...

wall

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Wall

Meiz said...

I've really been farting it up this morning

I miss his musk said...

Christmas eve gas, nice

Meiz said...

Aaand we've been in a world of shit this morning. Good times. Thanks a lot, Asian District!

Keef said...

Dramatic

Meiz said...

Its actually kinda fun. Too bad nobody of any import will know of the shit the two of us pulled off today.

I miss his musk said...

the meat dept knows

Meiz said...

The refrigeration units on our trucks run on their own supply of diesel. I found that interesting. When you gas up a truck, you also have to put gas in the fridge.

Meiz said...

"the meat dept knows"

Fuck them. They were awful. Since I had to do fresh demand meats this week, the new meat people >>>>>>>>> the old meat company.

Meiz said...

My desk smells like a delicious Cousins sub

Keef said...

Bengals game on here. Nice

I miss his musk said...

wall

Keef said...

Wow. Awesome TD for Cincy

Keef said...

Full flip over the cornerback

Pass the Lysol said...

geez, thanks Rex


don't you know I have a bet with Keith going? Looks like it's coming down to the last week

I miss his musk said...

tesus is having a solid game

Keef said...

don't you know I have a bet with Keith going? Looks like it's coming down to the last week



You already won that bet. I need 5+ wins.

Pass the Lysol said...

oh, I thought the best was 3-13 or worse



suite, I'm now like 1-100 on LOV bets

Pass the Lysol said...

oh yeah, now I remember, I was too chicken to make a 3-13 merch bet so we did a (I thought) 4-12 name/pic

Keef said...

Vikings have 4-12 record or worse = 1 week name/pic for keef
Vikings have better record than 4-12 = 1 week name/pic for kod

Pass the Lysol said...

sucks being out the fantasy fball playoffs now


football is 10X less interesting than it was last week

I miss his musk said...

wall

Meiz said...

"football is 10X less interesting than it was last week"

Word.

Meiz said...

My sister put the wrong shipping address in for Mom's christmas gift from her. USPS went to deliver it to a neighbor of hers, they refused it, and it's being returned to the shipper. So that must suck.

Meiz said...

I'm fairly certain I'm getting a 160gb iPod.

Meiz said...

Great news. The 2011 Wheeler Lake ice fishing jamboree has been announced.

I miss his musk said...

wall

Meiz said...

Wall

Meiz said...

One of my friends tweets purely in hopes of retweets from celebs. I'm so embarrassed for her, but I can't bring myself to tell her to cut that shit out.

Keef said...

Like Bill Hall?

Keef said...

I got BF3 tonight

Meiz said...

"Like Bill Hall?"


Bill Hall is a running joke between a few of us. My buddy Dan was a HUGE fan of him. Has an authentic jersey & everything. I had to show off in his face.

Meiz said...

I didn't get a new auger. Guess I'll have to buy it myself.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Merry christmas assholes!!

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Torn acl and mcl for purple jesus

I miss his musk said...

merry Christmas lov

Meiz said...

"Torn acl and mcl for purple jesus"

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Meiz said...

Paul Pierce is fucking my shit up by being injured already.

Pass the Lysol said...

Merry Christmas yall

Pass the Lysol said...

"Torn acl and mcl for purple jesus"


yeah, at least judging from facebook, seems like most Vikes fans realized shortly after the hit he tore the ACL/MCL


shitty, but hopefully it will motivate the Vikes to finally do something about the horrible 0-line this off-season...which should have been addressed right after the loss to NO in the NFL Championship game.


One more year of rebuilding, and then look out for the Vikes in 2013...they can probably be found in and around the Los Angeles area

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Yes, the Vikes' zero-line is horrible.

Meiz said...

Yeah, baby. 160 gig iPod.

Meiz said...

No more making tough decisions on what songs or albums to leave off the MeizPod.

Meiz said...

Now I can dump ALL of the zipped albums I have on my desktop right on into the iTunes & on the pizzle. I'll be nerding out on music for a while here.

Meiz said...

It takes a long fuckin' time to sync 2500 songs.

Keef said...

Merry Christmas, LOV

Keef said...

Got NCAA FB today from cmk

Meiz said...

Gotta get the conference realignment update going

Meiz said...

My aunt just told my cousin its weird that he looks so grown up. He's 18. Let that man cook.

Keef said...

NCAA is fun. I am still trying to get used to the Xbox controllers

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

iPad was a huge hit. Woot!

Keef said...

Nice

I miss his musk said...

"iPad was a huge hit. Woot!"


yeah, I got an iPad for cmtp.... huge hit

tem said...

Merry Christmas.

tem said...

Collinsworth is all about mccown.

Meiz said...

Keith,

What on earth did you dress your child in? How do you allow that to happen?

Meiz said...

Holy fuck! This iPod puts out sound WAY louder than my Nano. Peace out, hearing. R.I.P.

Meiz said...

I think Bill Hall retweets anybody that mentions him. That's kinda sad.

Keef said...

What on earth did you dress your child in? How do you allow that to happen



Um, a red Christmas dress? The horror!

I miss his musk said...

wall

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