Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Urgent Emails and other hate and don't understands

I hate when people in the office always tag their emails with that damn red exclamation point. Everything you send isn't urgent. Whip de fucking do, you sent another email. Good for you.

I hate that I lost 3 FNFL games by a combined 6 points. 2 point losses are the worse*. Except for 1 point losses, those are the worser*.

Del Rio got fired mid season. I hate when NFL teams do that. Unless you have someone to bring in now what is the point? Was Del Rio hurting recruiting? Are more people going to buy tickets now that you have an interim coach that 2 days ago was the Defensive Coordinator for your team that sucks?

I hate LinkedIn.

I hate emails asking me to attend some conference in some town I never heard of. Here is a tip...if you want people to attend your conference pick a town people have heard of. No, I don't want to go to your conference in Outer Falls, Kansas. Other than being in Kansas somewhere, I have no idea where that is.

I like getting paid, but I really hate work. I wonder if I could work out some deal where I win the lottery and don't have to work anymore.

I don't hate being called lazy. If the shoe fits....

I don't hate the fact that the group I wanted to win the Sing Off actually won the Sing Off. My picks for those things are usually as good as my UFC picks.

I hate when people trim their nails at the office. It is generally old people. I wonder if when I am old I'll do shit like groom at the office.

I don't like it when people misuse the word good in conversation. Most of the time they mean "well." I slept well. It isn't I slept good. Good is not an adverb. Dumbasses.

I'll never understand why some people want to fuck little kids. I don't get it at all. I'm not sure I hate them because I think they must be really fucked up in the head and that isn't their fault. But they probably should be locked away forever or just killed. Or at least sent to a farm where there are no kids and they can possibly be taught not to want to fuck little kids.

I don't understand how tOSU AD still has his job. Although the rumor amongst rich people in town is that he won't soon and they will soon have a new AD and tem will be pissed about their choice.

I think the Taco Bell commercial with the steak thing is the first one where someone actually eats the Taco Bell food. In a couple other ones they make eating noises, but no bites are taken out of the food. In this one there is bites.

If the Harold and Kumar movie was about Taco Bell instead of White Castle would it have been the same?

I think the White Castle Headquarters is in Columbus.

Cmtem and I want to move closer to town, but all those houses are old and have no places for technology. I guess we could remodel a lot. Sounds like work. Work I am not qualified to do.

228 comments:

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Jugdish said...

I hate when people in the office always tag their emails with that damn red exclamation point. Everything you send isn't urgent.


^^^^^^

Blue said...

"work i am not qualified to do"

hasn't held you back at your current job

El Padrino said...

snap

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

EP wnt 5/16 on his NFL picks.

GEMS!

tem said...

""work i am not qualified to do"

hasn't held you back at your current job"

yeah, some of us get lucky like that.

other times they bring in a new guy because you can't handle the job.

Blue said...

new guy started. swear to god, he's awful.

great guy, but one of those, looks good on paper, but his experience doesn't translate to our business

tem said...

so now you have to train him up for the position you should have had.

You got Tesus, but get punished at work. Even trade?

Tyler said...

I hate when people say "he's a great guy, but he's terrible at his job". Everyone at my job has to preface bagging on someone with "He's a great guy, but...". If he was such a great guy, he'd be good at his job too.

Jugdish said...

would it be better if they said, "he is a dick, but he is great at his job"?

Tyler said...

Well, if you're a dick, then you're probably not good at your job either, because 99.999999% of jobs involve dealing with other people.

Blue said...

""He's a great guy, but...". If he was such a great guy, he'd be good at his job too."

it's not his fault he sucks. It's the people who hired him that should be at fault

it's like drafting Tebow in the first round, it's not his fault

Blue said...

"You got Tesus, but get punished at work. Even trade?"

i think i come out on the plus side in that trade

Tyler said...

At my work, even people who are dicks still get the "he's a nice guy..." comment. Nope, sorry, he (or she) is a dick AND bad at their job.

El Padrino said...

great guy

but do you vouch for him?

Tyler said...

it's not his fault he sucks. It's the people who hired him that should be at fault

Everyone can improve at their job. He might be in over his head right now, but if he's good, he'll adapt. If he can't adapt, then "he's a nice guy, but..."

El Padrino said...

how does one know if he's a great guy, always puzzled me

he can go home and beat his wife or live with 50 cats

he's probably a terrible guy

anyone can be cordial in an office

Jugdish said...

but do you vouch for him?



he's a great guy, but its not like blue had chicken cutlets with him

Tyler said...

Behind every "great guy" is a line of people pissed off that he makes their job harder to do. And it's like the sucker in the room; if you can't spot the "great guy" at work, then unfortunately, it's you.

Tyler said...

how does one know if he's a great guy, always puzzled me...anyone can be cordial in an office

Yes, this boggles my mind too.

tem said...

you can be nice and suck at math.

Jugdish said...

how does one know if he's a great guy, always puzzled me...anyone can be cordial in an office


i imagine its assumed that from what they know about him or her he is a great guy. also depends on how long you know them

Jugdish said...

sandusky is a great guy


/paterno

Tyler said...

you can be nice and suck at math.

I suck at math. I am not always nice.

Tyler said...

I think I'm just disgruntled. That vacation ruined me.

Tyler said...

I also just realized that I didn't have time to stop for coffee this morning, so I'm probably just cranky.

Tyler said...

*Insert Double-Soy Latte jokes here*

tem said...

there is always time for coffee.

although tem doesn't drink any coffee. so i guess tem doesn't really know if there is time for coffee.

El Padrino said...

seriously considering a kindle fire

tem said...

what does that even mean?

Jugdish said...

he wants to light a kindle on fire

El Padrino said...

stop it tem

El Padrino said...

im determined to live my life apple product free

El Padrino said...

what's the greatest phone out there that isnt an iphone?

tem said...

a homophone /LP

El Padrino said...

saints lions was the flex replacement for pats colts, old news i know

pats giving colts 21

El Padrino said...

Iranian Students Storm British Embassy


shoot them

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what's the greatest phone out there that isnt an iphone?"

supposed to be the samsung galaxy S II as of right now

Blue said...

maybe that new droid razr

El Padrino said...

Facebook is exploring raising $10 billion in an IPO that could value Facebook at more than $100 billion.


haaaaahhhhaaa

Jugdish said...

get a zach morris phone

Jugdish said...

im determined to live my life apple product free



your ipod is behind the night stand

/cmlp

Blue said...

i did have chicken cutlets with him yessterday

El Padrino said...

your ipod is behind the night stand

/cmlp

fucking ipod

El Padrino said...

chicken cutlets are the bomb

king of dinners

Keef said...

fucking ipod



Apple still makes those, right?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Texans plan to sign either Jake Delhomme or Jeff Garcia today as a backup for T.J. Yates."

delhomme is back!

Keef said...

"Texans plan to sign either Jake Delhomme or Jeff Garcia today as a backup for T.J. Yates."



Of course, just white guys


/Mizelock

Jugdish said...

/Mizelock



funny

El Padrino said...

"Apple still makes those, right?"

yeah forgot

although i have liek the 1st generation one it's like 7 years old

but i need it

El Padrino said...

wonder if Jay Fiedler's phone rang

El Padrino said...

testerverde

El Padrino said...

did jim sorgi die?

El Padrino said...

todd collins

El Padrino said...

urb's contract

El Padrino said...

aja with this tebow thing, do you think the raiders are looking at this, looking at pryor

and thinking hell yeas we can make this shit work

pryor is a quicker guy proably a better passer too, probably......

Jugdish said...

and thinking hell yeas we can make this shit work


not with palmer there. plus the oak D isn't as good as denver's.

El Padrino said...

More than 250 children have been killed as Syria's regime battled the uprising against President Bashar al-Assad, a U.N. commission said in a report that details arbitrary detentions, torture, sexual violence and violation of children's rights by Syrian authorities.


these people are animals

I miss his musk said...

"would it be better if they said, "he is a dick, but he is great at his job"?"

you work with urb?

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow can take and deliver hits though

I miss his musk said...

"what's the greatest phone out there that isnt an iphone"


just get an iPhone

El Padrino said...

broxton signs with KC?

wft

I miss his musk said...

"chicken cutlets are the bomb

king of dinners"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

pryor doesn't seem to have Jesus on his side.

El Padrino said...

big factor

El Padrino said...

Shahid Khan bought jags

I miss his musk said...

Patrice O'neal dead

El Padrino said...

Mort says they staying in Jacksonville.

Glazer says they are moving to Saudia Arabia.

El Padrino said...

or Pakistan

Jugdish said...

tebow can take and deliver hits though



he doesn't have to though because of those suite spin moves.

Jugdish said...

mize

tem said...

Tebow is an elite spinner

Blue said...

you guys are so jealous

tem said...

nah. my team has JOSH FREEEEEEEMAN.

Keef said...

Patrice O'neal dead




How can I write a column about this that is race related?

/JW

Spaceman Spiff said...

kogi truck night

Keef said...

LP
I'll let you off the hook and not give you a name/pic for the tosu/um game. Can't feel good about covering but not winning

tem said...

yes you can

El Padrino said...

kogi truck night

suite

El Padrino said...

LP
I'll let you off the hook and not give you a name/pic for the tosu/um game. Can't feel good about covering but not winning

suite

El Padrino said...

siri fight

Keef said...

"If somebody does that, I guess it's their choice to do it," Saban said. "It's a free country. But the whole thing should be based on who's the best two teams. Isn't that what it's supposed to be? If it's not on that, then it doesn't matter whether we've played before or any of that.
"Who's the best two teams? That's the question. If the decision gets made on that, I'll be fine with that. If it gets made on some of this other stuff, that's not fair. It's not fair to the players, and it wouldn't be fair to their players either. It wouldn't be fair to anybody."



Who are, Nick. Not who is.

Jugdish said...

"work i am not qualified to do"



met with realtor yesterday. got some work im not qualified to do on the outside of the house in the near future. Hoping to have the house on the market by the end of the year. realtor said she would give us a commission deal on the sale of my house if we buy another through her, which we will do. every little bit helps.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow music vid

tem said...

the realtor we are using is a friend of mine. not sure she is a good seller, but she'll do well when it comes to buying a place.

Spaceman Spiff said...

1 server been down here, havent done a damn thing since yesterday morning

Spaceman Spiff said...

new jags owner has a stache

El Padrino said...

fucking bumpers bro

bumpers

El Padrino said...

i think im gonna rock suspenders starting next year

Jugdish said...

most fat guys do that

Jugdish said...

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

suspenders by june

tem said...

they had a ton of suspenders at Babies R Us.

Jugdish said...

congrats!

tem said...

i was there shopping for a chick at work.

tem said...

who just had a baby.

it was blue's.

El Padrino said...

cant bring myself to buy cufflinks

tem said...

i do not own cufflinks

El Padrino said...

She added: “They’re really excited and I have complete faith in RZA, he’s a genius when it comes to these things and he knows the genre so well. So, it’s cut down to an hour and a half. Now he’s working on the music. Everyone is stoked but it will have that cool feel like ’36th Chamber of Shaolin’ or ‘Five Deadly Venoms.’ It’s definitely a delicacy and Russell Crowe is doing some amazing things that you would never see him do in film. It’s a fun movie. I think it may come out in August.” - Jamie Chung

Quentin Tarantino also produced the film, which centers on a blacksmith (RZA) in feudal China who makes weapons for a small village. He is put in the position where he must defend himself and his fellow villagers. Lucy Liu and Pam Grier also star.



um, I'm in.

El Padrino said...

louis ck and patrice talking slurs

Keef said...

Jamie Chung = awesome
QT = doucheome

Keef said...

Merriman's Dictionary vs. Spiff to my Lou part deux

Keef said...

fun story from this weekend. last month I traded in the white icicle lights that I used the last 2 years on the house and got some LEDs, he big white bulb ones. So I put them up on Saturday, around the bottom roof ledge. I decided I wanted them on the upper roof ledge too, so I got up on the roof and was laying against the edge, putting in the nails. I did like 2 of the nails and said fuck this, too dangerous. So I finish the other lights, cmk gets home that night, walks in the door and says "Do you like the lights?" You married folk know that is code for "I fucking hate them, I can't belive you thought I would like them". So I took them down, went back to HD and returned them and then got the original lights that I had before. Then I get home and realize that I got the colored lights instead of the white ones, so I had to go back and return those and get the white ones

Keef said...

some good hdh in that comment

El Padrino said...

you must be a bad typer too

El Padrino said...

so I had to go back and return those and get the white ones

theres a mizelock joke here

Keef said...

mize will say something about the "colored" comment

El Padrino said...

i prefer coloreds, actually

El Padrino said...

especially on the tree

Keef said...

she didn't like the LEDs because she said they had a blueish tint and that we're not Jewish

tem said...

we got cheap white lites.

they are whiskey tango

tem said...

" says "Do you like the lights?" You married folk know that is code for "I fucking hate them, I can't belive you thought I would like them"."

i'll be on the look out for this one.

haven't experienced it yet.

Blue said...

you gotta get the warm white LEDs

not the cool white or whatver

Keef said...

Why don't they make cool colored LEDs?

/mizelock

tem said...

1st big fight i am going to have to avoid is about christmas gifts for my cousins vs. her neices and nephews.

my family has a $20 gift limit for when you buy for kids and hers has a $10 limit.

she wants to lower my family's limit....

Blue said...

yeah, the way the code works.

if she asks you if you like something you did....she doesn't like it

Jugdish said...

should have got the pepper lights

Blue said...

"she wants to lower my family's limit...."

separate bank accounts

El Padrino said...

$10? do me a favor and dont get me nothing

what the hell do you get for $10 that constitutes as a gift nowadays

tem said...

we have separate bank accounts.

what she doesn't like is my cousins getting more $$$ than her neices.

because it is cousin vs neice and neice should win over cousin because it is a closer relation.

i think i'll go with the argument that in wava cousins are pretty much the same thing as brothers so they are actually closer relations than Notre Dame neices.

El Padrino said...

cost me fucking ten dollars to get to work

tem said...

"what the hell do you get for $10 that constitutes as a gift nowadays"

a lot more than i thought.

1 kid got some sort of drawing table. 1 kid got a mario kart leggo type thing.

Blue said...

how far of a drive is it to WAVA? a lot closer than Notre Dame i'm sure.

closer relation

Jugdish said...

what she doesn't like is my cousins getting more $$$ than her neices.



not even worth arguing about it. family tradition...she can't expect to change the whole deal just because her family is different. her family should raise it to 20 and stop short changing everyone.

Blue said...

EP needs to move

tem said...

"cost me fucking ten dollars to get to work"

b/c you live in NYC and NYC sucks.


as an aside, i saw El Pad's ohio car the other day. vanity plates read " NYC MAN"

Jugdish said...

"what the hell do you get for $10 that constitutes as a gift nowadays"



gift card...depending on the age

Jugdish said...

cost me fucking ten dollars to get to work



it takes me ten minutes to get to work

tem said...

"tradition"


right and i only have 5 cousins.

she has like 9 neices and nephews.

Blue said...

what have you got yourself into?

Blue said...

run tem...run right now

tem said...

a big family i guess.

i guess i have like 10 nieces and nephews now too.

tem said...

i'm an uncle tom.

meiz will hate that.

Blue said...

pujols to the cubs would be a kick in the nutz to cards fans

tem said...

"run tem...run right now"

no /cmtem

tem said...

"run tem...run right now"

you've done it before /exfemtem

tem said...

"run tem...run right now"

i'm too fat to run /tem

Jugdish said...

Another weekend fun story: we drove out to Eureka Springs AR to check out the wedding location with fmjug, her mom, her aunt, uncle, and cousin. We have the chapel and reception hall booked. We don't have a DJ or cake setup yet, so we were looking for that and another option for a hotel for guests. We were driving up and down main st in eureka springs and her mom keeps asking us to be on the lookout for Erueka Sweets, but her uncle and I thought she meant Eureka Suites. We did find a Euerka Suites and when we pulled in the lot fmjug said "no, not suites, sweets.". that set off a series of LOV like suite jokes. eventually we found Eureka sweets, but they were closed.

tem said...

poo holes to the pirates would be grate*

Jugdish said...

suite

tem said...

suite story

tem said...

don't spend more than $10 on her cousin /cmtem

El Padrino said...

sweet story

El Padrino said...

she has like 9 neices and nephews.

jesus

Jugdish said...

jesus


He is not one of them

Jugdish said...

when someone is suspended in the nfl, doesn't that normally mean "without pay"?

tem said...

i believe so yes

Jugdish said...

all the suh headlines say "suspended 2 games without pay"...i thought that was just assumed.

El Padrino said...

i think i have bruised ribs

Jugdish said...

wussbag

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Rib injuries suck. What did you do?

El Padrino said...

football

El Padrino said...

fucking rough touch

Keef said...

$10? do me a favor and dont get me nothing




So get you something. Got it

Keef said...

Tiguan is fixed. Thank God. Now I can take back this fuking minivan

El Padrino said...

dik

El Padrino said...

"Tiguan is fixed. Thank God. Now I can take back this fuking minivan"

just for shits and giggles roll through a school zone at about 15 MPH

Jugdish said...

aitch style

El Padrino said...

preferably with a wispy mustache and a members only jacket

Keef said...

just for shits and giggles roll through a school zone at about 15 MPH



15 MPH is the speed limit in a school zone

El Padrino said...

man you need to move

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

preferably with a wispy mustache and a members only jacket


and a suite Guess umbrella (it was a gift, bro)

Jugdish said...

damn...he'll never see that comment

tem said...

only if you post it again tomorrow

Jugdish said...

heading back to 6th street in dec with fmjug...suite

Jugdish said...

hopefully that bar still has some cake left over.

Jugdish said...

suite tooth

tem said...

if they have cake eat it, but beware of bitch waitress

tem said...

tell bikinis or wherever it was to fuck off with their cover charge

Jugdish said...

tell bikinis or wherever it was to fuck off with their cover charge


^^^^

id rather walk 2 miles and pay half that cover charge

ns

Keef said...

id rather walk 2 miles and pay half that cover charge

ns




Dude it was like 6 miles

Jugdish said...

Dude it was like 6 miles


that's a mile for every hour we were sitting there drinking beer.

Keef said...

Remember that blonde server with the UT half shirt and little hot pants thing at Bikinis? Goddamn

Jugdish said...

it was worth it to finally see a chubby waitress

/mize


s

Keef said...

ns

tem said...

"Remember that blonde server with the UT half shirt and little hot pants thing at Bikinis? "


not memorable /meiz

Keef said...

hot chicks with little asses are everywhere

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Meiz is just bitter because 'Sconnie chicks are all cows.

Keef said...

Doing Xmas card pics this weekend. I'm so excited

S

Jugdish said...

someone told me they got invited to a "as seen on TV" gift exchange party...suite idea.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fun until everyone ends up with a snuggie

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Celtics looking to trade Rajon Rondo to Hornets for Chris Paul"

NBA rumors are the better

Jugdish said...

fun until everyone ends up with a snuggie


tons of "as seen on tv" stuff around here...might even have their own store in the mall.

Jugdish said...

NBA rumors are the better


nba free agent frenzy should be fun when that starts

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

Bobby Valentine, huh?

Meiz said...

"Dude it was like 6 miles"

No it wasn't.

Meiz said...

1.6 miles from Bikini's to 3rd Base

Meiz said...

I have a feeling I'm getting canned soon. Welp.

Keef said...

Thanks Randlock

Meiz said...

"i'm an uncle tom."

HILARITY

Meiz said...

"not memorable /meiz"


Literally. They're all the same person in my memory.

Keef said...

Making cranberry onion pork chops tonight with leftover mashed taters and stuffing

Meiz said...

Preparing to apply for a job at HD again.

Keef said...

I'm sorry

Jugdish said...

Making chicken tonight to eat for lunch for the rest of the week. smokehouse maple seasoned.

Keef said...

If you like cranberries and you like pork chops, you gotta try this ish. Brown the pork chops on each side, then put a can of cranberry sauce with the whole berries, a packet of onion soup mix, and half a bottle of French dressing in the pan with the chops, cover, and heat on low for 20 minutes.

BOMBSAUCE

Keef said...

Sounds like a weird combo I know, but it's grate*

Keef said...

I want to see that Culo book

Keef said...

Bold

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