Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Tuesday Post

I have no idea who is in charge of when to start contruction on certain roads around town, but whoever they are they are retarded. The whole west side interchange of Columbus is basically under construction now. So of course they have like 10 miles of lanes closed, even though they are only doing work on about 2 miles of road.

The signs are hilarious too. They say things like I-70 Right Two Lanes. I-270 All Lanes. Then when you get to the merge point only the far right lane works for I-70 and only the left two lanes work for I-270. Some guy in a Mercedes was stuck in the mud ditch from where he tried to drive across a few lanes and a median to get on 270.

Fucking traffic.


In sports news Green Bay is pretty good. I think I'll try to get Aaron Rodgers on my team next year. Although he always looks either slightly excited or confused. He has funny eyes. There is a lot of eye ball in his eye.

So now this Sandusky guy didn't rape the boys he just played in the shower with them and touched their legs? Their third leg? oh and the McQueary guy or whatever totally did put a stop to the act. I like how after like a week everyone's story is going to match.

UFC ratings were apparently above expectations. I guess that probably means expectations were pretty low. AJA though I guess FOX and the UFC are happy. Maybe next time they'll show two fights.

Lots of ads for testosterone on the radio these days. Cmtem is a pharmacist, she does not like it when I joke about getting on the testosterone pills. I think we should buy El Pad a bunch of the pills and see if he gets all buff and then dominates his Football league even more.

OK, I'm late so go talk.

150 comments:

tem said...

continued conversation from last post...

cmtem's friends just went through the same thing, kind of. the baby was pretty much doomed. they actually birthed the baby though and it died like 2hrs later. in that case she sent a card of sympathy.

another friend of cmtem misacarried after like 13 weeks. cmtem did not send a card.

my guess is that actual birthing requires a card, but pre-birth no card is required.

El Padrino said...

el pad doesnt do pills

El Padrino said...

no card

just restore some normalcy like blue said

Blue said...

"cmtem's friends just went through the same thing, kind of. the baby was pretty much doomed. they actually birthed the baby though and it died like 2hrs later."

this is what happened with the marketing chick

Beth said...

"continued conversation from last post..."

There's a "too soon?" joke to be made here but I can't bring myself to do it. Where's keef when you need him?

tem said...

haha....Tebow Jesus jerseys are getting everyone up in arms.

Should have went with Tesus.

Keef said...

H, don't make jokes about the baby. Start with that

That's my quarterback said...

sandusky is going with the old Eddie Murphy, "hey...wasn't me" defense.

El Padrino said...

sandusky seems smat*

s

That's my quarterback said...

have you heard the interview from last night? don't think he did himself any favors.

El Padrino said...

just ordered 15 bottles of wine for $70 well $90, 20 for shipping

That's my quarterback said...

wine sucks

El Padrino said...

silly

The Lions Stink said...

"sandusky is going with the old Eddie Murphy, "hey...wasn't me" defense."


The Shaggy defense.

Keef said...

I used to be a wine sucks guy. I'm starting to grow a taste for it, though

The Lions Stink said...

Cheap wine >>>>>>>>>>>

Keef said...

no

That's my quarterback said...

never been a fan of wine

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Maybe next time they'll show two fights."

they will show more than that, next show will be 2.5 hours long supposedly. this past weekend was not part of the deal they just made with fox, they had it just as an intro to ufc on fox

El Padrino said...

Michael Beasley, a Minnesota Timberwolves power forward, has taken up ballet as part of his workout routine

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

wine is awful

The Lions Stink said...

Kevin Durant has been negotiating a contract with Maccabi Tel Aviv.

Shit's getting real.

El Padrino said...

i dont think anything containing alcohol is "awful"

Keef said...

i dont think anything containing alcohol is "awful"



zima

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"i dont think anything containing alcohol is "awful""

ep was a zima guy?

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

delayed i2i

Keef said...

H needs to do a better job of picking names

El Padrino said...

i dont think anything containing alcohol is "awful"



zima


good call

and wine coolers or any "hard" lemonade or tea

El Padrino said...

apology

Keef said...

You know you love Mike's Hard

El Padrino said...

stop it

The Lions Stink said...

"You know you love Mike's Hard"


I'll drink Mike's over a beer if I'm at a ballgame or a cookout.

Blue said...

mikes is alright

it's refreshing as hell in the summer heat

tem said...

as far as alchoholic beverages go zima is awful.

but it is slightly better than water. in instances when water isn't actually called for. like after a workout. after a workout water would be better. but watching a ballgame if my choices are water or zima i'll drink the zima.

aside....do they even make zima anymore?

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt be caught dead with a zima in my hand

El Padrino said...

i hate that show sorage wars

El Padrino said...

think tebow is gonna run the veer vs jets blue?

Blue said...

tebow is gonna come out guns a blazing

Blue said...

thing is, they only threw 8 passes but 6 of them were 45 yards downfield and everytime the guy was open, tebow just barely missed him, until he connected with Decker deep

El Padrino said...

revis could take this week off there isnt anyone to lock up

Keef said...

aside....do they even make zima anymore?




COLOV. No

That's my quarterback said...

damn


/mize

Blue said...

"revis could take this week off there isnt anyone to lock up"

looks like he took sunday night off too

Blue said...

speaking of locking up...champ ate dwayne bowe's lunch on sunday

Blue said...

stole his lunch money and told him to go play with the fat kids

Spaceman Spiff said...

"speaking of locking up...champ ate dwayne bowe's lunch on sunday"

doesnt he own him? shut him out last year in the second game i think

bowe should call bully beatdown for help

El Padrino said...

yeah champ always takes bowe's lunch cash

tem said...

fantasy talk...


stafford for vick?

The Lions Stink said...

Broken finger vs Broken ribs. Kind of a toss up.

The Lions Stink said...

Stafford has to throw more than Vick does.

The Lions Stink said...

Kotsay to the Padres. YES!

El Padrino said...

big things happening at the GM meetings

El Padrino said...

verlander cy young

That's my quarterback said...

i don't like it when i tell someone i haven't seen a movie and they tell me about the entire thing in excruciating detail

El Padrino said...

yo colts would have at least 5 wins, at least if manning was alive

crazy

Blue said...

they'd probably have 9 wins

Blue said...

maybe 10

Spaceman Spiff said...

13-3

/freak

Blue said...

tebow was 2/8 for 69 yds and a TD and had a QB rating of 102...

hilarious

El Padrino said...

QBR?

Keef said...

i don't like it when i tell someone i haven't seen a movie and they tell me about the entire thing in excruciating detail



I bet LP does that

El Padrino said...

why would i do that

El Padrino said...

"OCCUPY YALE: Havard Students Will Wear 'We Are The 6%' Shirts For The Game Saturday

Because only 6% of applicants are accepted to Harvard."

Blue said...

"QBR?"

no, the old school method

Tebow was 7th in the QBR with a 73.3


fucking statistics

Keef said...

why would i do that



I axe that every time you do

Pass the Lysol said...

"Obviously I've talked to him and let him know I am here if he needs me, but what else can I do? Is a sympathy card appropriate or is it not? I honestly don't know what to do here..."


sorry to hear that spiff, that's a devastating thing to bear. I agree with everything that has been said here and don't have much else to add except that I think a card would be a very thoughtful gesture, but by no means necessary.

I know I'd appreciate it, but would not expect it, or be upset at anybody for not doing so.

I think what you said was just right; if they need more from you, they'll come. And while personally I'd send a card, I think that's a toss up decision

Spaceman Spiff said...

it was ME that was asking, not spiff, ME ME ME ME ME

/H

Keef said...

yeah for realz. Spiff doesn't share that much info here

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"it was ME that was asking, not spiff, ME ME ME ME ME

/H"

hilarity

Keef said...

TP
FU/OSU bet?

El Padrino said...

i hate when i dont have any shirts left for work

The Lions Stink said...

Don't you know how to do laundry?

Keef said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha yeah right

El Padrino said...

i forgot to go to the dry cleaners

El Padrino said...

"Don't you know how to do laundry?"

no but cmlp does
we dont have a washer dryer in the apartment

El Padrino said...

i want the kindle fire

Keef said...

Victor Cruz, the breakout wide receiver for the New York Giants, was smack in the middle of a shootout last night at Juliet Supperclub in NYC ... sources with direct knowledge of the situation tell TMZ.
Some guy got through the pat-down last night and snuck a gun inside the club.  He ended up shooting 2 people, then escaping.  He's still on the loose.  One of the victims died.  The other is in stable condition.
We're told Victor was at the club celebrating his birthday with some pals when the gunfire erupted.  He was not involved in the incident, but it was pretty scary.

Keef said...

How does someone not know how to do laundry? Bottles my mind

El Padrino said...

i mean i can figure it out, it's just putting the clothes in the machine and pressing the button

only thing you have to mentally do is sep the whites from coloreds like in the 50's

Keef said...

Making orange chicken with flied lice tonight

El Padrino said...

but why do it if someone else does it for u

The Lions Stink said...

This is amazing. NS

The Lions Stink said...

Why pay for something that is virtually costless?

El Padrino said...

we drop that shit off anyway, we is city folk son, 50 cents a pound

dont have time for that shit

Keef said...

Why pay for something that is virtually costless?



Remember who you're talking to

El Padrino said...

"Why pay for something that is virtually costless?"

cost like $25 to do laundry fool

what costless

El Padrino said...

wait, are we talking laundry or dry cleaning

because you cant wash dress shirts and business suits and such

and if you can then who is ironing that shit, def not me

Keef said...

So you can wash them. Got it

Keef said...

They started making wrinkle free shirts last month

El Padrino said...

regular laundry like 40 pounds is $20 and you drop off and comes back clean and folded

as opposed to hauling that shit to laundromat, wasting 4 hours of your life in a sweaty gook ran operation paying what $15

who $5

whippty fucking do

i pay for convenience and have no problem admitting it

if we had our own wash/dry in house then it'd be different

El Padrino said...

"So you can wash them. Got it"

you can wash them (i think) but who is ironing them or are you suggesting i buy an entire new wardrobe of wrinkle free shirts?

and who is gonna put a light starch on them

Keef said...

if we had our own wash/dry in house then it'd be different


You still wouldn't do it

El Padrino said...

dry clenaing cost me money wish i didnt have to but i gotta look fly

you lok like a schlub in this business you go nowhere

act as if

no such thing as a wrinkle free shirt after it's been tucked in all day anyway so thats horseshit

Keef said...

you can wash them (i think) but who is ironing them or are you suggesting i buy an entire new wardrobe of wrinkle free shirts?


Why would you not get wrinkle free in the first place?

El Padrino said...

"You still wouldn't do it"

no she would but in a pinch i could
(she'd just have to iron it, preferably with some starch spray if she didn't mind)

El Padrino said...

"Why would you not get wrinkle free in the first place?"

myth, they don't exist

Keef said...

I always wondered what it was like living in the 50s.

El Padrino said...

it's called ROMANCE

look it up!

Keef said...

myth, they don't exist



I wash mine and don't iron them and they're not wrinkled

El Padrino said...

wish i lived in the 50's actually

ns

life seemed so much simpler then

The Lions Stink said...

So you guys are churning out kids, and don't have a washer & dryer? Are you fucking insane?

El Padrino said...

I wash mine and don't iron them and they're not wrinkled

not my style

Keef said...

Yeah you could be racist and sexist and noone care

El Padrino said...

"So you guys are churning out kids, and don't have a washer & dryer? Are you fucking insane?"

yes, we are
messy kids no less

but im not on welfare

The Lions Stink said...

"wish i lived in the 50's actually

ns

life seemed so much simpler then"


I bet being drafted into the military was awesome.

El Padrino said...

meatloaf, mashed taters

cmep never puts enough butter in the mashed potatoes

never

El Padrino said...

"I bet being drafted into the military was awesome."

wouldnt mind, seriously contemplated it anyway as a 18 year old degenerate

The Lions Stink said...

That's not getting drafted. That's volunteering.

Keef said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

no im saying is for me being drafted wiould have been ok

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"TP
FU/OSU bet?"

sure, just got home from work. I'm ok if you want to bail. looks like uf got off to a fast start with the 3s

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

gotta dry clean work clothes. even wrinkle free shit

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

I guess the CBS interview with red was a bust

That's my quarterback said...

cmep never puts enough butter in the mashed potatoes


i don't butter my own mashed potatoes either. no time for that shit.

That's my quarterback said...

laundry conversation was funny. I wear a uniform everyday, so im lucky. i do one load of laundry a week.

That's my quarterback said...

i do take shirts to the cleaners...but im not dressing up a lot so i don't spend a lot there.

That's my quarterback said...

boat* a pair of these last week to run the tough mudder in. been running in them every other day, 4 runs total. they are taking some getting used to, but i like them.

That's my quarterback said...

wouldnt mind, seriously contemplated it anyway as a 18 year old degenerate


what stopped you?

That's my quarterback said...

i should ask that again tomorrow when he will see it

Keef said...

Cmk has a pair of those, Fila I think

Keef said...

sure, just got home from work. I'm ok if you want to bail. looks like uf got off to a fast start with the 3s



It's on

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

gators look good in the 2nd half


s

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

Steve is happy

The Lions Stink said...

"boat* a pair of these last week to run the tough mudder in."


LP hates those. ns

The Lions Stink said...

"what stopped you?"


Probably the same thing that stopped me. Lazy and don't want to get shot.

That's my quarterback said...

LP hates those. ns


they increase my 40 time

That's my quarterback said...

Probably the same thing that stopped me. Lazy and don't want to get shot.



many people in the military don't serve on the front line

The Lions Stink said...

"many people in the military don't serve on the front line"


I'd actually be more willing to enlist today than when I was 18. Had too much living to do(or so I thought), now I'm on the downslide.

The Lions Stink said...

So the guy guy that got the job I was just up for was...THE NIGHT WAREHOUSE SUPERVISOR. What the fuck? That's about a $7/hr paycut. What the fuck, man? Who does that?

That's my quarterback said...

you can still join...not sure about active, but the guard still takes people at 30 i believe.

i joined because i had no idea what i wanted to do. I thought if i made the choices at that age id mess something up, so id let someone else make the choices for a little while.

The Lions Stink said...

Active or nothing, dude. I wouldn't want a life outside it.

That's my quarterback said...

That's about a $7/hr paycut. What the fuck, man? Who does that?


that is dumb...usually people won't hire someone like that either

That's my quarterback said...

Active or nothing, dude. I wouldn't want a life outside it.


my brother is in the naval reserves. he has much more of an opportunity to travel than i do. He could travel most of the year seemingly. he was in san diego for 3 months this past fall. he'll be in kuwait next year for 8 months.

The Lions Stink said...

"that is dumb...usually people won't hire someone like that either"

He's wildly overqualified for the position. I don't blame them for bringing him into that department.

The Lions Stink said...

There's a new job for me to get rejected from that I'm perfectly qualified for that overqualified people will apply for. Inside sales rep. That's pretty much exactly what I do already.

That's my quarterback said...

Active or nothing, dude. I wouldn't want a life outside it.


active duty was pretty awesome though. i enjoyed it a lot

That's my quarterback said...

why are so many over qualified people applying?

The Lions Stink said...

"why are so many over qualified people applying?"


Because they don't like their current job? But all that does is take a job away from me. I'm really close to quitting.

The Lions Stink said...

I'm going to start saying no when people ask me to cover their work when they're gone. I do not get paid enough to do that shit.

The Lions Stink said...

"why are so many over qualified people applying?"

I thought about this today. Maybe its really common for companies to put people in charge that aren't built to be in charge.

That's my quarterback said...

depends on the company. in some companies the only qualification you need to be in charge is time with the company. other times its who they know.

That's my quarterback said...

depends on the company. in some companies the only qualification you need to be in charge is time with the company. other times its who they know.


so that's the secret!

/blue

The Lions Stink said...

"depends on the company. in some companies the only qualification you need to be in charge is time with the company. other times its who they know."


Right. That's my point. They put people in charge when those people aren't really built for being in charge. Being the boss isn't for everybody.

Keef said...

I thought about this today. Maybe its really common for companies to put people in charge that aren't built to be in charge



That's how it is with my boss. She kicked ass as a sales rep and she got promoted. But she's in way over her head now. She's so unorganized, she is asking me all the time to gather info she needs and out it together for her. And I'll email something to her and then the next day she'll ask me to email what I already sent her. Then a week later she'll ask me again to send her the info, like she never got it the first 2 times. It's really frustrating working for someone like that. Because then her boss is calling me asking why I dont have the info and I'm like dude, I gave it to her 2 weeks ago.

El Padrino said...

yo

That's my quarterback said...

what causes people to throw out all the software that they get when they buy a new pc or laptop?

what makes them think "these discs can't be important"?

That's my quarterback said...

Because then her boss is calling me asking why I dont have the info and I'm like dude,


he knows she is a putz

That's my quarterback said...

since im in the air national guard, the base where i work at people don't get orders every 2-4 years to go somewhere else. they can stay in their job for several years and they know they pretty much have to kill someone to get fired...so there is a good ol boy system down here for the most part.

El Padrino said...

and what is it that you do

arent you a tech

Blue said...

yeah yeah, i'm late


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