Monday, November 28, 2011

tOSU

Keith couldn't post today because he was super sad about tOSU losing then super happy about them getting Urb.

Keith couldn't post today because he went to Denver to bask in the glory of Tesus.

Keith couldn't post today because he fell in the pool and is lost forever.

Keith couldn't post today because hsil was crying too much about her lack of TV.

Keith couldn't post today because he is too upset about this Bernie Fine stuff and can't beleive the way the story is going.

Keith couldn't post today because csil stole his computer.

Keith couldn't post today because his nose is broken.

Keith couldn't post today because bgas. rules the roost now.

Keith couldn't post today because a mexican at HD is holding him for ransom.

Keith couldn't post today because WalMart tripled their Franzia order for the holidays.

Keith couldn't post today because of his face.

82 comments:

tem said...

yay monday!

tem said...

it is monday right?

El Padrino said...

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

latest tebow unnecessary spin GIF

El Padrino said...

where is everyone

El Padrino said...

25K a year, god damn other wise good article

El Padrino said...

it is a little bizarre to go shopping at 12 am just toscore some discounted swag

Blue said...

the tebow spin was awesome during the game.

i laughed my ass off

El Padrino said...

nic talk

zakarian continues to do whatever the fuck he wants and the judges dont even give a shit

i love it

charlie palmer reminds me of Paul Berra

Falkner is suprisingly good and didnt deserve the bottom

gook judge just doesnt get it sometimes, mike symon starts to shake his head the minute she talks
it's a given he disagrees with everything she says

El Padrino said...

clearly they want a chick to be iron chef

it will not be burrell

Spaceman Spiff said...

"clearly they want a chick to be iron chef"

no doubt

El Padrino said...

falkner is lesbian like Cora
guarneschelli too much drama

everything is the end of the world with that one

El Padrino said...

"Likewise, prices on Big Macs are estimated to be up twenty cents on average since this time of year, and costs are expected to rise."

no one even notices

Blue said...

tebow

Blue said...

fucking nba

tem said...

i'd rather not have tNBA

El Padrino said...

nba should always start this late nobody needs it earlier

El Padrino said...

possible Shake Shack in Boston, specifically in Chestnut Hill

opposite of O:FB

Blue said...

it's no steak n shake

Blue said...

what the hell happened to philip rivers?

I mean, they have no wide recievers anymore, and their offensive line is kind of shit, but he's gawdaful this year

Blue said...

i'd almost put Eli in front of him now

Meiz said...

Sabotaging Norv

Blue said...

norv is probably fired, huh?

Blue said...

maybe the chargers can hire andy reid

El Padrino said...

norv has to be gone

El Padrino said...

when did he have wr's, same crew for like 5 years

at least that's how it seems

El Padrino said...

they miss sprholes

tem said...

Norv is gone.

Reid is gone.

Blue said...

he had like malcolm floyd, and some other dudes

he's got Vincent Jackson and some rookie guy. still has gates I guess

Blue said...

he just looks off, i've never seen him be so inaccurate

Blue said...

haley should have put Orton in for that last drive last night

Keef said...

sorry

Keef said...

nose surgery scheduled for 12/30

Jugdish said...

good luck with that! what's the recovery time on that surgery?

El Padrino said...

nose surgery scheduled for 12/30

what are you doing

tem said...

he'll be able to sit and watch football for 3 days while he recovers.

Keef said...

what are you doing


Did a ct scan last week. Went to the doc this morning and he walks in and says "Dude, your sinuses are jacked up". NS
Apparently I have a polyp on one side that is causing the deviated septum. So they have to go in and do a biopsy and remove it.

Keef said...

good luck with that! what's the recovery time on that surgery?



Thanks. It's outpatient surgery. I'm having it on a Friday and he said to take the following week off of work

Keef said...

The doc is a tOSU grad so maybe I can get a free tattoo with the surgery

El Padrino said...

and is he fixing your deviated septum?

Keef said...

yes

Keef said...

and some other stuff that I don't understand

El Padrino said...

did he tell you he is breaking your nose? and is he using packing?

Keef said...

no idear

Keef said...

I don't think he's breaking my nose

tem said...

i hope you get a sweet dragon Tat

Keef said...

you should go see that girl with the dragon tattoo movie

El Padrino said...

best flop ever

Jugdish said...

I don't think he's breaking my nose



I'll break your nose...then I'll shove you down the stairs.

/Lp

El Padrino said...

"I don't think he's breaking my nose"

he's breaking your nose and you should ask about the packing because it's exteemely painful when you have to get it removed

El Padrino said...

does bob costas think he is like andy rooney or something

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Awesome flop

tem said...

rumors are that Urb bought Herbstreit's house

tem said...

the other rumor is he bought tressel's house, but i don't know if tressel even moved.

El Padrino said...

i'd like tp's take on this latest urban meyer development

Keef said...

he's breaking your nose and you should ask about the packing because it's exteemely painful when you have to get it removed




He didn't say anything about breaking my nose. He said this was a simple procedure with litle pain

Keef said...

The way he made it sound, the polyp is pressing against my septum, which is causing the deviation. Removing the polyp also will fix the deviated septum

El Padrino said...

makes cents*

El Padrino said...

giants gonna get shit pushed in tonight

El Padrino said...

anyone link that old man fight with those CFL old dudes

shit is funny and crazy
if the fat guy lands that cane swing it'd be lights out but he doesnt, old man lands a jab and it's night night

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, saw it, that right hand landed perfect on the chin

Blue said...

so long Dennis Erickson

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

Kenyon COllege needs a new coach.

maybe Erickson can do it.

or UCLAs coach. can't spell his name.

or Stoops.

tem said...

pac 12 is a coaching graveyard

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

I had to go to HR today. That was fun.

Meiz said...

I think I'm kinda rooting for the Giants tonight. I don't care for the Saints.

Meiz said...

Is anybody gonna be here? I gotsta crowdsource something.

tem said...

why HR?

Tyler said...

"Apparently I have a polyp on one side that is causing the deviated septum. So they have to go in and do a biopsy and remove it."

That is what I have! But I should have done something about it when the doctor tolt* me about it five years ago.

Tyler said...

Apparently, I am good at procrastinating.

Keef said...

That is what I have! But I should have done something about it when the doctor tolt* me about it five years ago.



I wish you would have fixed it so I know what's gonna happen

Meiz said...

"why HR?"


I wasn't cheery enough with one of our more disorganized/prepared customers, I guess. I was pretty shocked because I've made a conscious effort to not allow myself get jaded with this job.

Meiz said...

And then the HR people and my boss' boss seemed to be trying to get me to dime out my co-workers for stuff. I'm not playing that game, man. Not for the money I make.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

You should mention that in your next performance review...

Meiz: I'm no rat... but for a 5% raise...
Bossman: ::wage freeze::

Meiz said...

"You should mention that in your next performance review..."


I've never had a performance review. And I actually feel a little slighted by that. I'm fucking good at my job.

Meiz said...

The new twitter tab for Firefox is suite

Jugdish said...

victor cruz hooked me up with a fantasy win tonight

Meiz said...

Twitter Firefox tab not as suite as I thought. Already removed it.

Jugdish said...

good morning

tem said...

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