Thursday, November 03, 2011

Tem K.

Just a few more days until the Tem wedding, that means just a few more days left for a temgagement to take place. The odds are -160 for the wedding to take place, so that's where I'd put my money. Good luck Tem! In 72 days you could pull a Tem Kardashian though.

Guy on the radio this morning: "There is a report out there that Kim Kardashian is willing to give the ring back, but Kris Humphries said he doesn't want it. Kris...buddy, you play for Minnesota, that's as close to a ring as you're ever gonna get. You should take it back." Thought that was funny.

I was about 90 minutes late to work today...extra sleep was nice. I started doing Lp90X workouts again...sore as hell from Plyometrics. That's not as nice.

My posts have been short lately (LMC /Lp), but TPS has been hectic. Maybe next week I'll write it the night before.

Go!

152 comments:

Blue said...

Kris Humphries doesn't play for Minnesota

he played for New Jersey, i think he's a free agent now

Jugdish said...

i know...that's what the dude on the radio said though. he is a free agent in a couple different ways

El Padrino said...

he plays for Brooklyn

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El Padrino said...

tom c SONNED that weird kid trying to butcher that pig

Tyler said...

Good luck this weekend Tem.

El Padrino said...

good luck

that's hilarious

Jugdish said...

hey kod...just got this email:

Presidential Proclamation - 2011 NATIONAL NATIVE AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH

Tyler said...

Humphries was born in Minny, he told Kim he wants to live there in the off-season. She didn't really like that idear.

El Padrino said...

15% of America on food stamps

great success!

Tyler said...

T-minus 5 days until Bora Bora.

Blue said...

you going to Bora Bora with Tem?

Tyler said...

Yes, we are getting annulments and then meeting up in Bora Bora. Then after it's all over with, we might get an apartment together.

Jugdish said...

Building For: An imminent divisional dynasty




atlanta braves, shooting for the stars

El Padrino said...

bora bora is gangsta

Jugdish said...

Yes, we are getting annulments and then meeting up in Bora Bora. Then after it's all over with, we might get an apartment together.



you guys got a spare room?

/mize

Jugdish said...

told you

/Lp

Tyler said...

From ESPN's Top Five Fantasy Rankings for Week 9:

#1 - Chris Johnson
#2 - Tim Tebow

Jugdish said...

maybe they view the word "fantasy" a little different than we do

Spaceman Spiff said...

TC spoilers ahead

"tom c SONNED that weird kid trying to butcher that pig"

who the fuck was that guy, audition tape clip was horrendous, the he acted like nothing was wrong while shit was getting real, fucking idiot

also laughed at vegan guy, havent cooked meat in 10 years, fuck it ill go on top chef, who is the casting director

Tyler said...

It's not surprising; their draft rankings and weekly projections are always wack.

Tyler said...

And then this is the lead article on their Fantasy Football main page:

"Benching Chris Johnson.
So it's come to this; Chris Johnson is not among the top 20 RBs this week and is no longer a must-start."

Jugdish said...

i am not motivated to work at all today

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nickelback is set to play halftime at the Lions’ Thanksgiving game."

the fuck

Blue said...

yes!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Muse can’t stand Kate Hudson, call her “Yoko”"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

another pic of the bieber chick

bet she fucked some other white kid that dressed like bieber and had the same haircut

El Padrino said...

"who the fuck was that guy, audition tape clip was horrendous, the he acted like nothing was wrong while shit was getting real, fucking idiot

also laughed at vegan guy, havent cooked meat in 10 years, fuck it ill go on top chef, who is the casting director"


maybe put there on purpose, them knowing field of 29 had to be cut to 16

Blue said...

yeah, why would beiber mess with that chick?

El Padrino said...

dude got a saw to break down loin/rips/chops combo of pig

god damn hilarity

you buy a pork loin in costco shit is like 100 times the size of the loin he gave that chick

El Padrino said...

"Nickelback is set to play halftime at the Lions’ Thanksgiving game."

the fuck

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

bieber chick

whiskey tango

El Padrino said...

man i hate maroon 5

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Giants running back Ahmad Bradshaw suffered a cracked bone in his foot during Sunday's game against the Dolphins and is out indefinitely"

FUCK

Keef said...

goddamn it

Keef said...

So much for benching Chris Johnson

Spaceman Spiff said...

$$$ league going to shit

Keef said...

^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

yeah bradshaw is fragile

now that mope jacobs has to play well

Ware is nice though we're good

and Da'Rel scott is nifty too

Keef said...

CJ.2K on Rome today. Maybe he'll get some fake karma

Blue said...

newest tebow craze


measuring the awfulness of something by comparing it to Tebow

Blue said...

like

5 day old french fries found under your kids car seat > Tebow

Blue said...

> than

Keef said...

LP's spelling skills < than Tebow


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Spaceman Spiff said...

"measuring the awfulness of something by comparing it to Tebow"

this is the article where people are posting those comments every few seconds. you can see ESPN eracisting* them ssometimes

Blue said...

Lp's paying attention skills > than tebow

Blue said...

There's a couple thousand of these in the ESPN conversation of Bill Williamson's blog post about tebow this week.

Blue said...

i2i with spiff

Keef said...

Lp's paying attention skills > than tebow



whoa

Blue said...

a guy on the radio yesterday said

"well if they weren't talking about tebow, they wouldn't be talking about the broncos at all"

i'm not sure of what the problem is with not being in the media spotlight

Blue said...

jug's closing ability > than tebow

Blue said...

EP's nose > than tebow

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Farve Dong Shots > Tebow"

this you EP

El Padrino said...

keefs face < tebow

Keef said...

i'm not sure of what the problem is with not being in the media spotlight



Yeah, the whole "any pubglicity is good publicity" is bullshit

Keef said...

suite hdh

Blue said...

local sports radio show has started bleeping everytime Tebow says "fun", much like Jimmy Kimmel and his unnecesssary censorship bit.

They let the F get in there and then bleep it...it's pretty funny

Blue said...

or should I say "exactly like Jimmy Kimmel and his unnecessary censorship bit"

Blue said...

I never meant to be so bad to you

one thing i said that I would never do

one look from you and I would fall from grace

and have to wipe the smile right from my face

Blue said...

it was the heeeeat of the moment

Blue said...

watched that X factor show last night for the first time.

I liked it. If I was on facebook i would have given it a thumbs up.

Keef said...

CJ.2K's favorite thing to say is "and things like that". He's said that at least 10 times in this interview

Keef said...

cmlp gave it a thumbs up

El Padrino said...

i refuse to give simon cowell a dime

El Padrino said...

when my bubble gum loses flavor i like to eat like suitetarts* or nerds to infuse flavor into the gum

make sit last and changes the flavor

Keef said...

"Nickelback is set to play halftime at the Lions’ Thanksgiving game."

hilarity

Keef said...

Can't remember the last time I had a piece of gum

Jugdish said...

Can't remember the last time I had a piece of gum


^^^^

Keef said...

Probably haven't had bubble gum in at least 5 years

Spaceman Spiff said...

love bubble gum

El Padrino said...

Probably haven't had bubble gum in at least 5 years

your just a miserable person

El Padrino said...

your like 32 not 80 bro

live your life

hey hey hey hey

El Padrino said...

love bubble gum

^^

Jugdish said...

your like 32 not 80 bro

live your life



i might make it a new years resolution to chew more gum. ive been looking for ways to improve my life.

El Padrino said...

gum = joy

El Padrino said...

*bubble gum

El Padrino said...

eat good
have kids
drink often
chew bubble gum

keys to life

Jugdish said...

*bubble gum



is it still bubble gun if you don't blow bubbles?

El Padrino said...

of course

Jugdish said...

i like altoids mints

Jugdish said...

free hooters for lunch today was suite

Jugdish said...

how is temhio getting by without its ruler?

El Padrino said...

eat good
have kids
drink often
chew bubble gum
try not getting rape

keys to life


*fizzed

Blue said...

temhio is having one of those royal wedding celebrations

Blue said...

the keep calling fmtem's sister pippa for some reason

Jugdish said...

south bend will never be the same

Keef said...

"your just a miserable person"


Because I don't chew bubble gum?

Keef said...

I wasn't mocking you for chewing it. Just realizing I haven't had it in a while

Keef said...

If I wanted to eat something that lost its flavor after 5 minutes, I'd have you send me some of your spaghetti sauce

Keef said...

i might make it a new years resolution to chew more gum. ive been looking for ways to improve my life.




exactly

Jugdish said...

If I wanted to eat something that lost its flavor after 5 minutes, I'd have you send me some of your spaghetti sauce

^^^^^^^^^

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

i dont know what spaghetti sauce is

El Padrino said...

i make marinara sauce

El Padrino said...

"Because I don't chew bubble gum?"

because everything that's fun in life you avoid

El Padrino said...

fireworks, gum, etc

Spaceman Spiff said...

big league chew is the shit, texture hooked me when i was a kid, stocked up when target had it in it's $1 dollar section a few weeks back

El Padrino said...

you know how suiter your HD shift would be if you chewed some bubble gum

Spaceman Spiff said...

"$1 dollar "

suite

El Padrino said...

flavor runs out in 5 minutes duh grab another piece

or try my suitetart trick

will blow mind

El Padrino said...

big leage chew is awesome

bazooka is 2 for a $1 at pathmark this weak*

box of 30 pieces

El Padrino said...

Detroit Lions Fans Petition Against Nickelback Playing During Halftime of the Annual Thanksgiving Game

Spaceman Spiff said...

you don't say

El Padrino said...

Lenny Dykstra claims Jose Canseco ruined his baseball career. And the former New York Mets outfielder plans to seek retribution in the boxing ring.

“Canseco ruined my career by spreading lies,” said Dykstra in a statement.

The fight is due to take place on Nov 5th, 2011, live from the Avalon Hollywood CA. The event will be streamed live on FilmOn.com.

Jugdish said...

you don't say



hilarity

Jugdish said...

Lenny Dykstra claims Jose Canseco ruined his baseball career. And the former New York Mets outfielder plans to seek retribution in the boxing ring.



sounds like a wwe storyline

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"you don't say



hilarity"


^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

canseco will send his bro again

Jugdish said...

trapped

Keef said...

fireworks, gum, etc



Let me spell it out for you again. I don't dislike fireworks. I use fireworks. I don't get the people that go crazy about going to watch fireworks

Keef said...

i like bait today

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Keith

Apology Accepted

Keef said...

"you don't say"


Bro, I did that on purpose

/LP

Keef said...

"Apology Accepted"


Sveum is interviewing with the Red Sux. And I didn't say the Cubs weren't looking at him. I said Francona was next, you said Sveum, I said no, as in he won't be next

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Nickleback is playing at halftime during the Lions/Pack Thankstealing game.

El Padrino said...

yeah welcome to this morning

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"yeah welcome to this morning"

Aitch said it best.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"“We’re still waiting for the fusion to take place, it’s still going slow and we still have some issues with the regeneration of the nerve,” Manning said, according to the Associated Press."

El Padrino said...

Aitch said it best.

im too stupid to make fun of

El Padrino said...

you guys are cute with that

lol

El Padrino said...

im feeling mexican this weekend maybe some jose tejas with the lady

El Padrino said...

im dying to rip this splint off my face

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter that the injury is not considered serious and that Bradshaw "should play Sunday" against the Patriots. The source said that surgery will not be necessary"

Spaceman Spiff said...

makes fantasy more difficult

El Padrino said...

bradshaw will get 12-14 carries if that and he played with a sprained foot few years back, not as effective

Keef said...

he should get a splint

Spaceman Spiff said...

ghey, would rather he sat out then, guess i will start tolbert, looks like mathews is out, brinkley got banged up too

Keef said...

Christie?

Keef said...

I'd bang her up

El Padrino said...

you sure? that sounds like fun

City of Champions™ said...

LP, bet on the game? 3 days for you, 1 week for me (can't comment much with the new job); final Y! line?

Jugdish said...

why not the standard bet?

El Padrino said...

(can't comment much with the new job);

weasel already

El Padrino said...

LP, bet on the game?

sure, case of beer?

Blue said...

the knicks/celtics game?

Jugdish said...

sure, case of beer?



put it on my tab

/aitch

Blue said...

double or nothin

Blue said...

doubling nothing is still nothing

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

Pei Wei bogo

watch the 30 second video and you get a bogo

Keef said...

Hanging With Friends > than WWF

Blue said...

i played that hanging with friends when it first came out and decided it was ultimately gay

Keef said...

You would know

Pass the Lysol said...

"Kris Humphries doesn't play for Minnesota"


no, but he did play for the University of Minnesota

Pass the Lysol said...

who didn't exactly blow Bemidji State out of the water this week; kind of got mixed feelings on that

Keef said...

Gophers would beat the Twolves

Pass the Lysol said...

"15% of America on food stamps

great success!"



at least the program is great though; it's too bad the USDA can't run the rest of our welfare system. Food stamps are by far the best run and most efficient government assistance program.

Pass the Lysol said...

"Gophers would beat the Twolves"


all depends on which team Humphries plays for

Pass the Lysol said...

"he played for New Jersey, i think he's a free agent now"


ah, that makes sense. I don't follow the t-wolves all that closely, but I was surprised when I read that...it would make big news here because most Gophers fans aren't crazy about Kris or the Kris Humphries era.

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

The T-Wolves would destroy the Gophers

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

bc looks terrible

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

funny tweets from keith, blue and jug @ep tonight

Keef said...

I didn't see them

/LP

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

TC was suite

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