Monday, November 14, 2011

Philly sucks

Operation: Fuck Philly is full steam ahead, and I couldn't be happier. They blew their nineteenth 4th quarter lead yesterday, to a team with a horrible defense and a QB named John Skelton.



I was gonna write more but cmk just walked in the door from being in Cali. So go comment and stuff.

172 comments:

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

TP:

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Beth, what's the mood in Atlanta this mirning? Are people killing Smith for going for it on 4ththe down?

Beth said...

It's pretty divided from what I've heard, but it seems like a slight majority are actually supporting him. That surprised me as I don't agree with it. I mean even if it's successful it's only a 1st down at the 30.

Roddy White is actually getting some growing backlash for his penalties (a personal foul call, an offensive pass interference call) and he did drop what should've been a TD right at the very end of the game.

El Padrino said...

i dont mind the call
if you cant get 3 inches shower up and go home

Beth said...

I think more than the decision to go for it almost, people are second guessing the play call. Everyone watching and playing was expecting Turner up the middle.

Then again if they'd tried anything else and failed everyone would be all over Smith for NOT trying that. Classic no-win situation (which of course would've all been moot if they'd have just gotten the 1st down).

El Padrino said...

inches = qb sneak

works everytime

That's my quarterback said...

reading rev's eagle woe on fb was entertaining

That's my quarterback said...

if you cant get 3 inches shower up and go home


lp knows

Beth said...

EP knows about trying to sneak a few inches in.

El Padrino said...

damn right i do

El Padrino said...

"Philly sucks"


^^^^

with that said jints lose to them next week

tem said...

PHI knocked out 8 of the 10 people left in the suicide pool including cmtem.

she hates philly.

tem said...

my $fnfl team got destroyed.

i'm not eliminated from the playoffs, but i pretty much have no shot.

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

shitty sunday

That's my quarterback said...

bears play a team from the afc west for the next 4 weeks

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

jets suck

That's my quarterback said...

sanchez sucks

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

cmtp had to go to the ER yesterday. she had a seizure and bit through her lip. 5 stiches inside her mouth and 8 outside plus she cracked 2 teeth

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

while at the hospital, my dad call my cell to tell me his youngest sister died (she was pretty sick)

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

5 minutes later the real estate lady calls and says she just showed the house to a couple and the blood all over the bedroom was not a strong selling point

tem said...

wow that is a worst* weekend

tem said...

sorry to hear all that

That's my quarterback said...

sorry to hear all that


^^^^^^^

is cmtp ok? has she had seizures before?

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

thanks, tem. worst part about it is a slept through the seizure. we were out of town saturday nght and had a late night. she said she was going to take a nap and went to bed. i started watching footyball on the couch and dozed off. crazy shit.

she's getting her teeth fixed today and has to go to a neurologist tomorrow. she used to to have seizures when she was a kid. hadn't had one since she was 13

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

looks like she was bitting down on her lip and fell off the bed into the end table. shit was gross. she basically had a second mouth

tem said...

cracked teeth sounds painful.

tem said...

"she basically had a second mouth"

come on....this is a softball.

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"come on....this is a softball."

yeah

El Padrino said...

terrible, sorry tp

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"cracked teeth sounds painful."

lots of pain meds. she was loopy last night

El Padrino said...

and id fuck that real estate agent up, just for cracking wise about a bad situation

asshole

slap that dude around

Keef said...

Goddamn, TP. Shitty weekend. Condolences

Keef said...

At least your teams won

Keef said...

S

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"terrible, sorry tp"

thanks. she's ok today, we just need to get to the bottom as to why she had a seizure.

we were laughing about it this morning a little bit. had to look like a cover up of domestic abuse. doctor basically said "so you fell?" and cmtp was like "i don't know, i can't remember" then doctor asks me what happened and what i remember and i say "i don't know, i was sleeping on the couch"

tem said...

"slap that dude around"

dudes aren't real estate agents.

it is like 99% a chick job.

tem said...

in NYC it is probably all dudes because NYC sucks so bad that dudes have to take chick jobs.

El Padrino said...

"dudes aren't real estate agents.

it is like 99% a chick job."


shake the shit out of her then

El Padrino said...

laughter truly is the best medicine tp

El Padrino said...

"After a while,'' coach John Fox said from the Broncos locker room Sunday, "you come to the realization that Ernie Els' golf swing is different than Lee Trevino's, but it's what they're comfortable with, they both work, and they both win.''

what the fuck does that have to do with your team coach?

Keef said...

i don't know, i was sleeping on the couch



LOV will vouch for you

Keef said...

what the fuck does that have to do with your team coach?



Really?

tem said...

it means that Tebow is a winner.

and if it means winning ugly, they'll win ugly. because they are winners.

Keef said...

analogy

Keef said...

Merriam-Webster is no Merrimans, but it's pretty knowledgable

Keef said...

Egg nog is so good

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

"what the fuck does that have to do with your team coach?"

Do I even have to say it?

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Keef, FTR I have no woe about yhe new *yob... yet.

El Padrino said...

bad analogy is my point

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"At least your teams won"

as.

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"LOV will vouch for you"

good to know

El Padrino said...

spiff now we know this gook judge is a lesbian, has the hots for that falkner

El Padrino said...

tofu is awful

El Padrino said...

zakarian with his dochey moment of the week

uh i made a cold dessert soup with
::pepe lepeau accent::
Ous De La Merage roux de ci la vie


one of a kind

El Padrino said...

he speaks french but cant put the lid on the food processor right

El Padrino said...

guess i shouldnt have traded gronkowski for john stewart

El Padrino said...

poor chuck, you gotta mix that popcorn with some panko next time brother

El Padrino said...

need greg jennings to have > 7 points

not gonna happen

Keef said...

Good to see Chris Johnson can dominate against the 32nd ranked run D

El Padrino said...

yo the colts may go 0-16

they have carolina and jax again

only two possibilities of a win

That's my quarterback said...

i need rodgers to get injured early, then his backup to throw 2 tds to jordy

Keef said...

If the Colts get to 0-14, do they sit their starters like they did when they were 14-0

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff now we know this gook judge is a lesbian, has the hots for that falkner"

yup, now we have her biased for falkner and goblin still heavily biased against chiarello

Spaceman Spiff said...

"zakarian with his dochey moment of the week"

no that was when he said hey alton come look over here, come look at how awesome i am, youve never seen this ever

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he speaks french but cant put the lid on the food processor right"

hilarity because you can hear food network tell him how to do it, then a second later in the interview clip he says he finally figured it out

tem said...

"If the Colts get to 0-14, do they sit their starters like they did when they were 14-0"


no the scrubs might win.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"As the Patriots coach walked off the MetLife Stadium field, he threw his arm around his son, Stephen, and added an exclamation mark to the Patriots’ 37-16 victory over the Jets.

“Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league, s--- my d---,” the Patriots coach said in celebration."

El Padrino said...

Christina Cash
3900 Irvine Ave NW
Trlr 776
Bemidji MN 56601-4238
United States


kod you know her

tem said...

"need greg jennings to have > 7 points

not gonna happen"


he should get more than 7.

El Padrino said...

an SMD from beli must be hdh in person

tem said...

"As the Patriots coach walked off the MetLife Stadium field, he threw his arm around his son, Stephen, and added an exclamation mark to the Patriots’ 37-16 victory over the Jets.

“Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league, s--- my d---,” the Patriots coach said in celebration."


he wants his son to suck his dick?

El Padrino said...

i need less than 7 wrong symbol

El Padrino said...

you know, typo

El Padrino said...

"no that was when he said hey alton come look over here, come look at how awesome i am, youve never seen this ever"

ah yes a croumqumbeche of cinnamon candies what sheer brilliance

El Padrino said...

i'd like to see the goblin make panna cotta out of gummy bears

fucking monster

tem said...

horrendous conference call.


booooooooooo

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Matt Kemp on verge of eight-year, $160 million deal with the Dodgers"

who's approving this deal? did the dodgers get sold already?

El Padrino said...

MLB has control, not sold yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Andy Reid said Michael Vick has a couple broken ribs"

giants D got wood

Spaceman Spiff said...

seasons over just sit him so i can start tebow

El Padrino said...

"Burkardt also says Hanley Ramirez is fine with shifting positions to make room for Reyes, however he may switch to center field as opposed to third base."

no way he's a center fielder

3rd base bro

El Padrino said...

farve to colts

The Lions Stink said...

didn't get the job. Again. Some dude's taking a fucking pay cut to get this job. WFT.

El Padrino said...

stfu

tem said...

i can't even keep up with what job meiz has now.

The Lions Stink said...

"no way he's a center fielder

3rd base bro"


Robin Yount.

Spaceman Spiff said...

call dibs on claiming the lakers as champs of the canceled season

Spaceman Spiff said...

Los Angeles Lakers 2011-2012 Champs* baby!

Spaceman Spiff said...

byung-hyun kimbrel(h/t EP) wins NL ROY

hellickson AL

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Broncos announced Knowshon Moreno has a torn ACL."

willis was cleared to go back in yesterday, but was held out unless emergency

El Padrino said...

hanley is a lazy sack of shit, yount was a hard worker

El Padrino said...

papelbon to phillies

Keef said...

thanks

El Padrino said...

man even fake/old news isnt getting any play

deadzone

El Padrino said...

some guy flipping around and shit

El Padrino said...

soldiers coming home to thier pets

let me some cats do some shit like this

The Lions Stink said...

"hanley is a lazy sack of shit, yount was a hard worker"


Ah, the old White Guy defense.

El Padrino said...

A surprise inspection in a prison in Mexico has revealed the presence of 19 prostitutes, 100 plasma televisions, two sacks of marijuana, and 100 cockerels for cock fighting.

Spaceman Spiff said...

knew meiz was gonna love that comment

Keef said...

Ah, the old White Guy defense


So you're saying Hanley works hard?

Spaceman Spiff said...

cassel out for the season

El Padrino said...

good

That's my quarterback said...

Ah, the old White Guy defense.


Ah, the old race card by a non-card carrying member of that race

That's my quarterback said...

schaub gonna miss some time

That's my quarterback said...

frying a turkey wed...suite

The Lions Stink said...

"So you're saying Hanley works hard?"

No clue

The Lions Stink said...

"Ah, the old race card by a non-card carrying member of that race"


I'm not white?

tem said...

i'm ron burgundy?

That's my quarterback said...

I'm not white?


yes, but the black mize said that

The Lions Stink said...

all I'm saying is that there are certain ways people describe athaleets that happen to be white.

scrappy
hard-working
gets the most out of his talent
a bulldog
Tebow

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Matt Schaub has significant foot injury and will be out several weeks."

as andre is coming back, great

Pass the Lysol said...

"kod you know her"


is that a question? I don't think I do, name doesn't ring a bell at least. And why are you posting random people's personal information in here?

Keef said...

No clue



He doesn't get benched during games for working too hard

Keef said...

And why are you posting random people's personal information in here?



It's LP. If it's inappropriate, he'll do it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Texans quarterback Matt Schaub is out for the season with a lis franc injury."

whoa

Spaceman Spiff said...

foster and tate 30 carries each

Keef said...

Leinart time?

El Padrino said...

"is that a question? I don't think I do, name doesn't ring a bell at least. And why are you posting random people's personal information in here?"

i thought you would, small town

El Padrino said...

what is she gonna due* sue me?

fuckouttahere

El Padrino said...

texans

hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaa

El Padrino said...

shrimp scampi

det

El Padrino said...

packers gonna go atm tonight right?

El Padrino said...

ponderiver

El Padrino said...

going straight to wine tonight despite the game on, beer too many calories for today

had five guys for lunch, was free

The Lions Stink said...

"had five guys for lunch, was free"

I had a chance to try 5 Guys the other week. I went with Cajun Big Easy instead. Couldn't justify the money for a burger & fries.

El Padrino said...

k weirdo

The Lions Stink said...

I would have been like $8. NFW am I paying that for fast food.

The Lions Stink said...

Stupid FB Status Update:

"Wish I had a venti carmel frappacino right now........"



I wish you could spell venti caramel frappuccino right now.........

El Padrino said...

what's with the spelling police?

i mean do most of you really think people dont know how to spell or do you think social media has exposed bad spellers

El Padrino said...

$8 is solid for 5 guys, shit is hdh

two patties dont forget and a SHITLOAD of fries

it's really too much

El Padrino said...

"We will shut down Wall Street," a post on the movement's Facebook page said. "We will ring the People's Bell, and initiate a street carnival in which we rebuild and celebrate the neighborhoods that the Wall Street economy has destroyed."

i fucking dare you

El Padrino said...

Farmer gouged to death by pet hippo...

fucking hippos

Keef said...

i mean do most of you really think people dont know how to spell



Yes

NS

Keef said...

I get emails from people every day at work that are full of 2nd grade level shit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea i have found out that people generally can't spell, you don't need to be able to

El Padrino said...

interesting

El Padrino said...

jesus i have to get tha tpeking duck from buddakkan

The Lions Stink said...

Shrimp & wild rice casserole

The Lions Stink said...

"i mean do most of you really think people dont know how to spell or do you think social media has exposed bad spellers"


Isn't that the same thing?

The Lions Stink said...

It pisses me off when I get emails from people making a fuckload of money and it has grammatical and spelling errors.

Keef said...

Giada on egotastic, LP

Keef said...

Pierogies and salad tonight

The Lions Stink said...

I need to get a 32GB flash drive

The Lions Stink said...

"Giada on egotastic, LP"


Saw that. Love her.

The Lions Stink said...

Ooh, LP's here.

I'd fuck the shit out of Giada.

Happy?

El Padrino said...

better

El Padrino said...

why is she wearing that shirt

Keef said...

She was rafting

El Padrino said...

man tonight they'll be so much saliva on the broadcast booth floor from the deep throating these guys give rodgers

El Padrino said...

really, thought that was sperlunking

Keef said...

Nice punt return

El Padrino said...

vikes off to good start

Keef said...

What is sperlunking

Keef said...

I put child safety latches on the cabinets yesterday and I forget about it every time I try to open one

Keef said...

Jennings. Ha!

The Lions Stink said...

I gotta axe for a powered sub for the Aveo this christmas

The Lions Stink said...

Need to find room in the Aveo for This

That's my quarterback said...

we could mute the announcers and listen to a recording of rodger's mom talk about him...rodger's lovefest

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Question for you guys. NS here please. My best friend's wife was 8 months pregnant. They lost. The baby today. What is proper protocol going forward? Obviously I've talked to him and let him know I am here if he needs me, but what else can I do? Is a sympathy card appropriate or is it not? I honestly don't know what to do here...

The Lions Stink said...

Man, there isn't anything else you can do. One of my friends miscarried at least 2 times.

The Lions Stink said...

I can't lie, I really like Pumped Up Kicks.

The Lions Stink said...

Kod's gonna act like we failed him with the Plax over Jordy shit, tomorrow. It was still the right play.

That's my quarterback said...

Obviously I've talked to him and let him know I am here if he needs me, but what else can I do?


pray for them, offer support like you did. I'm not sure on the card protocol or not, but its never a bad idea to remind a friend you're there if they need you. 8 months...that's sad. sad at any point really, but so close at 8 months

The Lions Stink said...

I don't think you need to give 'em a card. I know I wouldn't want one.

Keef said...

Yeah, i would think if you're close to them you wouldn't need to get a card

The Lions Stink said...

bazacktly

Blue said...

had that happen to our director of marketing, she was at like 6 months and found out the baby didn't have a liver or something so they couldn't save it.

pretty much one of the most awful things a person can go through.

Blue said...

my advice...treat them normal...if they need help they'll ask, but more than anything they need people not to be apologizing and greiving with them all the time.

Blue said...

also be understanding that the drummer is gonna miss the next few gigs

Keef said...

Goddamn tem

That's my quarterback said...

he is doing his chores. he has chores now

tem said...

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