Friday, November 04, 2011

Overall 56-54

What's your favorite place to put it?

A) Belly. B) In Mouth. C) Face. D) Leave Inside. E) Asscheeks

Tough I know.

BUFFALO -1.5 over Jets
One of the ways to beat the Jets is to use spread formations something the Bills have done this year a great deal. And they've done it well.

Seattle +11.5 over DALLAS
One of the reasons the Seahawks beat the Giants was because they were able to make some plays in the passing game for huge chunks. They also had some good special teams play. A staple of a Pete Carroll football team. One of Dallas weaknesses is the secondary. Seahawks will hang around. Spread is too high.

Atlanta -7 over INDY
Caldwell should be fired. For real son. He is a poor coach that had his ugly pimples covered by the Peyton Manning shine. He's awful. His staff is awful. His face is awful. Everything is awful.

KC -4 over Miami
Sparano should have quit last year when Ross was flying around the country trying to suck Jim Harbaugh's ass out. Now he'll be fired. Hopefully soon. Shit is painful wathcing him cheer on his guys after only allowing a FG after the opposing team had 3 penalties on the drive that set them back.

NEW ORLEANS -8 over Tampa
Brees normally doesn't have shitty back to back weeks. Also the Rams seemed to want that game A HELL OF ALOT MORE THAN the Saints that day. Stephen Jackson hulked up early and never hulked down.

San Fran -3.5 over SKINS
Remember when they talked about the Skins possibly winning the division? That was fun.

HOUSTON -11 over Cleveland
Browns are bad. T-minus one year til Holmgren is on the sidelines.

Cincy +3 over TITANS
Benson back, Cincy has a very good, very underated defense. I was dead wrong about this team. I think this is an easy win. I don't believe in anything the Titans are doing. They'll get a handful of wins but won't beat a solid football team.

OAKLAND -8 over Denver
Tebow going into the black hole is some scary shit bro. Scary shit.

NY Giants +8.5 over Pats
Spread seems high to me, probably because I'm a Giant fan but last I checked the way to beat New England is to get to the quarterback. Even the hapless Cowboys held Brady in check with this strategy. Last I checked Giants do that pretty fucking well.

St Louis over Arizona
Looks like Kolb will be out. Wouldn't change my pick. I'm willing to give a TD here. Check out Rams schedule. Now San Fran is running away with this which was unexpected but Rams can still get 6 wins or so out of this next stretch. They played possessed last week.

Green Bay -5.5 over SD
Rivers sucks. Norv Turner sucks. Rodgers gonna make it rain footballs over there in Whales Vagina. Rex Ryan was right. Total waste of talent the past 5 years over there.

PITTSBURGH -3 over Ravens
Revenge game. I mean you remember the week one whupping the Ravens layeth down right? Shit don't fly in Mike Tomlin's house son.

Chicago +8 over PHILLY
Philly dismantled Dallas. Whipty doo. Chicago can play defense about a gazillion times better than Dallas. Man the Fat Ryan twins are so underated.

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Jugdish said...

only one in my office today = playing my music as loud as i want to

El Padrino said...

*overrated

dammit meant overrated

El Padrino said...

shoulda asked beff (and meiz) where they like it

Blue said...

tebow started in the black hole last year.


i'm taking the points...raiders are awful

fuck the raiders

Jugdish said...

just signed up for this

Jugdish said...

They make you pay $15 for additional "catastrophic personal injury insurance". Nice.

El Padrino said...

tebow started in the black hole last year.


and they lost by like 20

El Padrino said...

if i recall

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Praise Tesus!

El Padrino said...

i took the splint off

cmlp mad

Blue said...

tough mudder is awesome

Blue said...

the lost by 16, his first ever start.

El Padrino said...

running through mud does not sound like fun

unless of course you are chewing bubble gum while running

Keef said...

Overall 56-54




B
U
L
L
S
H
I
T

El Padrino said...

anyone see the ditka piece on nfl network?

was cool

but Icky Woods steals the fucking show

El Padrino said...

he's like a cripple now

El Padrino said...

Overall 56-54




B
U
L
L
S
H
I
T


check the yahoo standings dickwad

El Padrino said...

the lost by 16, his first ever start.

apology accepted

Blue said...

my point is, he's seen that defense and he's been in that stadium...nothing new they can throw at him.

El Padrino said...

ok blue

El Padrino said...

dont forget, al davis was alive last year

s

Jugdish said...

running through mud does not sound like fun



wussbag

Jugdish said...

running through mud does not sound like fun


im looking forward to the live wires

Jugdish said...

mess won't get hometown discount from reyes

Jugdish said...

don't worry, I'll take care of you


/mess

Jugdish said...

lp gave the stache a hometown discount, you'd think reyes would do the same for the mess

El Padrino said...

no such thing as a hometown discount

plus his hometown is DR

Blue said...

prince fielder and jose reyes to the dodgers

El Padrino said...

just as 18-1 haunts pats fans i'd like to see brady's record broken

he's 31-0 at home in the reg season



31-1

Blue said...

he's had to have played more than 31 home games

Jugdish said...

we had this policy at the summit

Jugdish said...

he's had to have played more than 31 home games



the last 31

/lp

El Padrino said...

cant wait to see cruz do the salsa dance in the end zone

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

Board gives Boise St. clearance to join Big East



I didn't get to vote on that either

/tp

El Padrino said...

logistics must not be a subject at boise st u

Blue said...

Boise State still hasn't accepted the offer.

supposedly the only way they'll do it is if there is a "west region" to the big east. trying to get Air Force and BYU to come with them.

stupid either way, the big least is as shitty of a conference as teh Mountain West.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Former NFL defensive lineman Chad Eaton, in a profile published Thursday by the Dayton Daily News, blurts out that, when he was a member of the Browns’ practice squad, coach Bill Belichick paid Eaton to start fights in practice.

“If practice was going slow, he’d look at me and just say, ‘It’s time,’” Eaton said. "

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

so that's where bruce buffer got his opener

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

F) sock


/freak

El Padrino said...

nice

El Padrino said...

this guy throws around this unbelievable word for everything

drives me mad

Blue said...

inconceivable

Keef said...

check the yahoo standings dickwad



apologies

Keef said...

Alabamer gonna win by double digits

Blue said...

I like LSU because they aren't as one dimensional offensively

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"A) Belly"


Your dong fits in her belly button?

Keef said...

Yeah. And the weird thing is that she has an outie

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

I ♥ peperoncinis

Keef said...

yeah they are good

Keef said...

They are grate* on a Subway Club

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Got an interview with the sup on Tuesday. Suite.

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"They are grate* on a Subway Club"

Our Subways only have sweet banana peppers

Blue said...

i put jalapenos on my subway


our subway doesn't have the pepperoncininis either

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Getting giddy for ice fishing. Gotta respool the tip ups & get new leaders on them. Going away from steel leaders in favor of heavier monofilament or flourocarbon. I know you all care.

El Padrino said...

They are grate* on a Subway Club

hilarity

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"i put jalapenos on my subway"

Natch.

El Padrino said...

"Your dong fits in her belly button?"

pull out, then wet the stomach

El Padrino said...

good luck meiz

Jugdish said...

Man Killed Wife After She Broke 'Star Wars' Toys

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"pull out, then wet the stomach"


You should have been more specific on what the "it" is when you pose that question.

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"Man Killed Wife After She Broke 'Star Wars' Toys"


Shouldn't have raised up.

El Padrino said...

gay black dude flips out on cop

El Padrino said...

In an anonymous industrial park in Virginia, in an unassuming brick building, the CIA is following tweets — up to 5 million a day. At the agency’s Open Source Center, a team known affectionately as the “vengeful librarians” also pores over Facebook, newspapers, TV news channels, local radio stations, Internet chat rooms — anything overseas that anyone can access and contribute to openly.

El Padrino said...

this tv being marked down to $449 this weekend

free shipping

Jugdish said...

tp

Blue said...

who would buy a 720p tv nowadays

poor people, that's who

Jugdish said...

you sound like tosh

Blue said...

hey, just toshing it out there

El Padrino said...

is that 720

thats sub standard sorry bout that

Jugdish said...

Browns' Hillis re-injures hamstring in practice



wussbag

El Padrino said...

madden cover

El Padrino said...

nicks doubtful

man

El Padrino said...

he'd wreck that secondary if healthy

Blue said...

fuck

Keef said...

"who would buy a 720p tv nowadays

poor people, that's who"



Me. IDGAF about that shit. I don't have blu ray

Keef said...

"nicks doubtful

man"



Suite. I have Cruz on my $ team. So now he can let me down like everyone else has

Spaceman Spiff said...

walmart having a sale this saturday, supposed to be comparable prices to black friday

El Padrino said...

wal mart population scares me

Spaceman Spiff said...

no doubt, even over here, its a different crowd

Keef said...

I'm in that shit every day. That shit still fazes me. I'm the anti-mize

Keef said...

Fucking kids screaming and crying all over the place

Blue said...

"Me. IDGAF about that shit. I don't have blu ray"

poor bastard

Blue said...

fwiw my TV is 720p too, but i'm not buying it today, i'm buying it 4 years ago when 720 was the bomb dignity*

Keef said...

"poor bastard"


Eh. Not poor, just not rich. I don't pay for shit that I don't need.

Keef said...

So I'm poor. Got it

Blue said...

no, wasn't calling you poor

El Padrino said...

you said

poor bastard

Jugdish said...

Me. IDGAF about that shit. I don't have blu ray


^^^^

plus i don't watch a lot of tv. i don't pay for the hd service for direct tv either

Blue said...

"plus i don't watch a lot of tv. i don't pay for the hd service for direct tv either"

you're insane

Blue said...

"you said poor bastard"


ok, thanks keef

Blue said...

i feel like i don't even know you guys

Jugdish said...

you're insane


stop it

Blue said...

tomorrow is international bank transfer day.


which is dumb because it's a saturday and banks are closed

Jugdish said...

most banks around here are open until noon on saturdays

Jugdish said...

turning clocks back tomorrow. that used to mean ab extra hour at the bar....now its an extra hour of sleep

El Padrino said...

you're insane


^^

Blue said...

for tem it means an extra hour of married life

El Padrino said...

turning clocks back tomorrow. that used to mean ab extra hour at the bar....now its an extra hour of sleep

old

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

720 is more than sufficient

El Padrino said...

is tem married today or tomorrow?

Blue said...

"720 is more than sufficient"

have you moved out of the basement yet?

Keef said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keef said...

"plus i don't watch a lot of tv. i don't pay for the hd service for direct tv either"



Goddamn, even I think that's crazy talk

Keef said...

I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do, it's in HD

Keef said...

"turning clocks back tomorrow."



::flank steak::

/AZ

El Padrino said...

"I believe that Barack Obama owns the Occupy Wall Street movement," Rudy Giuliani said at the Defending the American Dream Summit. "It would not have happened, it would not have happened but for his class warfare. And remember, as it gets worse and worse because it's going to get worse and worse, where it came from. Barack Obama. He praised it. He supported it. He agrees with it. He sympathizes with it. And as it gets worse and worse, I believe this will be the millstone around Barack Obama's neck that will take his presidency down."

"How about you occupy a job. How about working? Working. I know that's tough," Giuliani also said.




face

Keef said...

LP still having bglp sitting 6" from the TV I see

Jugdish said...

Goddamn, even I think that's crazy talk


stop it. digital cable is not horrible. its not like the difference between dial up and high speed internet was.

El Padrino said...

"LP still having bglp sitting 6" from the TV I see"

myth

anyway she's cleaning not watching tv

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"hey, just toshing it out there"

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"digital cable is not horrible. its not like the difference between dial up and high speed internet was."

its awful watching non HD on a big HDTV, complete shit, when im watching non HD on my 20" bedroom TV, im ok with it

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"stop it. digital cable is not horrible. its not like the difference between dial up and high speed internet was."

jug is partially blind?

Jugdish said...

getting all Lp with the tv stuff

Keef said...

stop it. digital cable is not horrible. its not like the difference between dial up and high speed internet was.



It's ok, jug. It's not your fault

Keef said...

It's not your fault

Keef said...

I'm SAS spiff has a 20" TV in his room

Jugdish said...

I'm SAS spiff has a 20" TV in his room



that's more shocking than someone actually not having HD.

Keef said...

barely

Keef said...

But I understand jug's POV. Don't pay for shit you don't want or need

Jugdish said...

but it still is

Keef said...

I just don't understand not wanting it

Jugdish said...

But I understand jug's POV. Don't pay for shit you don't want or need



exactly.

Jugdish said...

I just don't understand not wanting it



im not saying i don't want it...just not willing to pay the extra $ for HD considering the amount of TV i watch.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm SAS spiff has a 20" TV in his room"

watch TV for < than 30 minutes in there before sleeping

Jugdish said...

i pay for the dvr...most of what i watch has been dvr'd

Keef said...

giant dust storm moving in

Jugdish said...

watch TV for < than 30 minutes in there before sleeping



he lays there with the tv resting on his chest so it looks like a big screen

Keef said...

visibility is about 1/4 mile

Jugdish said...

better stock up on gum for the storm

/lp

Keef said...

There's none left

Jugdish said...

Lp

Blue said...

to blame the Occupy protests on one person is stupid and part of the problem with the society. Instead of being introspective guiliani just wants to point the finger.

Like without Obama, nobody would have noticed the sizeable gap in society. Historically when this happens, and it's happened many times in world history, at some point the "99%" revolt, and things equate again. What is strange is that it took so long and the gap got so wide, that the US actually defied historical norms.

El Padrino said...

im crushing beers tonight

El Padrino said...

fucking class warfare

El Padrino said...

louis ck next special gonna be avialable on his site for $5

instead of him selling it to hbo or any other premium cable service

El Padrino said...

karate kid (the actor) is 50 years old today

whoa

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Jayden Smith is not 50

El Padrino said...

ass

El Padrino said...

Nathan Hageman, 31, became the first person to hit the millionaire mark on UK game show Red or Black, the Daily Mail reports.

Hageman waited just a few weeks after making his pile before giving fiancee Jane Makepeace the boot from his penthouse.

"I thought the money would make Nathan a better person because he wouldn't have to struggle to get by, but it has just made him worse than ever," she said.

meiz style

El Padrino said...

piece

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"meiz style"


All I want is a level of comfortability(made up word), and I'll be happy. Make me filthy rich, and yes, I'd be an incredible asshole.

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

If LP is going to insist on embedding youtube videos on his blog, he needs to embed the proper size clip.

Pass the Lysol said...

"fucking class warfare"



well, when the bottom 50% in this country possess 2.5% of our nation's wealth, what do you expect?

Keef said...

he'll nerve* see that

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Kod, I linked a research article on the value of timeouts in a football game the other night. FYI.

Keef said...

I'm thinking about getting that TV LP linkt*

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

That's a fucking bargain

Keef said...

SG was ok today

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"SG was ok today"

liar

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

vandy tomorrow. noon games suck

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

should be home in time for the bama/lsu game

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

I'm supposed to go to SC next week, but I think I'm gonna bail

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"vandy tomorrow. noon games suck"


That's crazy talk.

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

noon games in Florida suck

fixed

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

jug just tweeted at keith's favorite person

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

nice lovad action on twitter tonight

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"nice lovad action on twitter tonight"


Not really, IMO. If we wanted, we could probably go ham. It'll never happen though.

Keef said...

jug just tweeted at keith's favorite person



Seth McFarland? I don't know who that is

Keef said...

It is fucking pouring here tonight

City of Champions™ said...

" I don't know who that is"

Stop it.

Pass the Lysol said...

"Kod, I linked a research article on the value of timeouts in a football game the other night. FYI."


yeah, I forgot to respond the other day, but I did check it out; interesting stuff, and TOs clearly more important than I previously thought

Jugdish said...

andy rooney deed*

Pass the Lysol said...

"I don't know who that is"



oh, that reminds me; the "who" comment on Vern Davis was (s); I thought you had seen my previous bitchings here about him murdering my fantasy team

Jugdish said...

Lp

Jugdish said...

Sources: Browns fed up with Hillis



jug too

Pass the Lysol said...

need to figure out which 2 to start out of

Jordy Nelson
Plaxico
Vern Davis
Julio Jones


I'm thinking 1 and 2

Pass the Lysol said...

wish I had the big 10 network, Gophers hanging in there at Sparty

Keef said...

Stop it.



My first guess was he was the comic book dude who boat* mark mcgwire's 70th HR ball

Keef said...

oh, that reminds me; the "who" comment on Vern Davis was (s); I thought you had seen my previous bitchings here about him murdering my fantasy team


Ah ok. Fuck that guy. I'm benching him this week for Keller

Keef said...

I'm thinking of putting Kevin Walter in my flex spot instead of Chris Johnson

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"Jordy Nelson
Plaxico
Vern Davis
Julio Jones"


I'd play Jordy and Julio

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

I wish I had a reason to buy that TV LP linked yesterday.

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"I'm thinking of putting Kevin Walter in my flex spot instead of Chris Johnson"


I recco this.

ns

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

I need 3


Stevie J
Kevin Walter
Plax
Dez
Nate Washington

Mize said...

I find it kinda disappointing that we don't even have 80,000 pageviews.

Keef said...

Walter, Stevie, Dez

Keef said...

Damn, that TV deal is gone. I told hsil about it because she is moving into her own apartment next week. Oops

Keef said...

Weird. I clicked on the TV link on the ipad and it said page not found. I clicked on it on my PC and it's there. But it's $479 not $449

Mize said...

"Weird. I clicked on the TV link on the ipad and it said page not found."

Did your neighbors finally lock their wireless?


s

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

bama dominating so far eventhough it's still 0-0

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

Florida looked like dog shit today

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

bad day for Nebraska and Michigan

Keef said...

Bamer FG kickers are good

Keef said...

OkSt gonna lose

Keef said...

Stansbury/Alabama nat'l championship

Keef said...

Hsil gonna get that TV

Mize said...

So I redeemed my e-gift card from Manpower tonight, and I can't have it until tomorrow or Monday? What the fuck?

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

OT

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

pissed off bama fans are grate

Keef said...

Fucking Alabama kickers

Pass the Lysol said...

came up with a new lottery "system" a couple weeks ago


results so far have been pretty amazing; haven't hit anything too lucrative yet, but am definitely ahead, and in the past two weeks have hit:

2 no + powerball
3 nos (but no powerball; and
then since powerball was recently won, I played the same numbers on Hotlotto last night and hit 3 + hot lotto ball for $50

*I used to get winners like those once every year or two; hitting on 3 of my last 5 tickets like that makes me feel I just may be on to something with this system


-I don't really think I'm ever going to win, but for the first time, I'm thinking it's possible

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

would have never guessed kod was "lottery system guy"

Pass the Lysol said...

must not have noticed by fb posts about my uncanny Little 6 winnings over the summer


I'm very much gambling system guy; probably why I'm one of the blessed few to have spent literally thousands and thousands of hours in Casinos and, for now at least, am substantially ahead


and you guys should hope this system works, because if I hit powerball, yall will be getting a pretty decent cut out of the deal (ns)

Pass the Lysol said...

aja I think that's why I'm such a jinx and all around awful sports better/prognosticator


I use all my good gambling karma at the casino, and on pull-tabs and scratchers (very little lotto luck until recently, but again, hoping that is now changing)

Keef said...

must not have noticed by fb posts about my uncanny Little 6 winnings over the summer



Must not have noticed TP isn't on FB

Pass the Lysol said...

handles get switched here so often sometimes I get confused; thought it was coming from Meiz

Keef said...

Kod's lottery comment reminded me I have a powerball ticket and state lotto ticket in my car

Keef said...

From Friday. Gotta check those

Pass the Lysol said...

I'm about even on blackjack, and up $1200 on roulette (I've only done one roulette spin in my life, in Puerto Rico at my sis' wedding, and that one hit for $1200)


But slots I'm up about 10-15K overall lifetime...and I am convinced that is a workable system for certain slot machines.

I only play the older computerized 3 line machines though (I won't touch the new machines, and I don't like to play the really old school non-computerized 3 line slots either).

Those 3 line computerized machines spin differently when they are "turned on", and different games have different combinations of smaller winners that typically hit before jackpots (AND, certain combinations come up when they machine is "turned off" and should be walked away from immediately when they come up); those machines are so much easier to read and predict than the newer machines....which is partially why they are being phased out so quickly IMO

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