Tuesday, November 22, 2011

More Thanks

More thanks in this post...but first.

I heard that the Emmy's are basically voted for on one episode. The actors send in one episode and the Emmy voters watch it and vote for best actor or whatever based on that one episode. If that is true, that is stupid. Can you imagine if the NFL voted for their MVP that way? I guess if they did Arian Foster (from his 100yd rushing and 100yd receiving game) or Drew Brees (for his like 6 or 7 TD game) might be the MVP. Emmy's are dumb....maybe.


OK now onto a list of things I am thankful for:

1) family, including cmtem. especially cmtem.
2) hooded sweatshirts. love those things.
3) a job that allows me to post blog stuff during the day.
4) this blog allowing me to post half posts later than normal.

140 comments:

Beth said...

"1) family, including cmtem. especially cmtem"

So she reads LOV, got it.

Jugdish said...

ha!

Blue said...

i admit it. I was sexually abused by both jerry sandusky and bernie fine


/mize

Jugdish said...

what victim number is he?

Blue said...

i think he's number 8

Blue said...

but number 1 in our hearts

El Padrino said...

mmmmmm black and white cookies

Jugdish said...

im glad you put "black" first...for once

Jugdish said...

/mize

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

good game in the keeper, tem

Blue said...

there's a keeper league?

Blue said...

I like that this is a top story

(s)

Spaceman Spiff said...

there was

/H

Spaceman Spiff said...

obama gets the bird

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Columbus County authorities are investigating the death of a 10-year-old girl who hanged herself Monday night after repeatedly being bullied at school."

jeebus

tem said...

"good game in the keeper, tem"

there's a keeper league?

Blue said...

do you think bullying is worst* now than when we were kids?

I think kids these days are just more dramatic

Jugdish said...

do you think bullying is worst* now than when we were kids?

I think kids these days are just more dramatic



isn't everything worse now than when we were kids? I'd say a little bit of both. Social media gives another avenue for kids to get at other kids, and it can be more non-stop and much more public.

Keef said...

your face is worst now that when you were a kid

Keef said...

isn't everything worse now than when we were kids?


Yeah. Xbox, PS3, internets, 7000 channels on DTV, online gaming. It sucks for kids nowadays

Jugdish said...

Yeah. Xbox, PS3, internets, 7000 channels on DTV, online gaming. It sucks for kids nowadays



in a related story...childhood obesity is up

Blue said...

do you think these bullies feel bad when a kid kills himself?

or did they "win"

Jugdish said...

isn't everything worse now than when we were kids?


what i was talking about is negative things...like bullying, child predators, taking guns to school...stuff like that. i wasn't clear.

El Padrino said...

this country is soft

being bullied

punch the fucker in the nose and move on

gaylord

Keef said...

in a related story...childhood obesity is up



All obesity is up.

Keef said...

punch the fucker in the nose and move on



So were you bullying the rough touch WR?

El Padrino said...

one time my mother got a short haircut and as we lined up to go into school this lil shithead called my mom a boy so i kicked him in his stomach and pushed him to the floor

got a two week suspension but i got respect from the entire elementary class

thats how i roll

El Padrino said...

"All obesity is up."

noticed this the other day

MAD fat people yo

Jugdish said...

"All obesity is up."


troof

Jugdish said...

Lp was a bully

Keef said...

LP broat* cmlp to the suite 16 party this weekend

Jugdish said...

got a two week suspension but i got respect from the entire elementary class



we all know how important that is

Keef said...

got a two week suspension but i got respect from the entire elementary class



Must have been during spelling week

Blue said...

"punch the fucker in the nose and move on"

like that fat kid in the youtube video

El Padrino said...

like that fat kid in the youtube video


^^^^^^^^^^^

Zangief

Keef said...

we all know how important that is



Your* only 10, you don't have a rep yet

Jugdish said...

recess cred...or playground cred

Keef said...

El Po'doyle

Blue said...

EL PAD RULES!!!

Jugdish said...

you see tony kick that girl in the tummy?

/kid at recess

I miss his musk said...

ep's mom played in the wnba?

Keef said...

bro, LP will climb a ladder and punch your right in the nose

Jugdish said...

he kicked that girl in the stomach and gave her a stunner

Blue said...

sources have confirmed Matt Kemp as the NL MVP

tem said...

"So she reads LOV, got it."

i don't think she read LOV. she is in the "whatever, sounds stupid to me" stage.

Jugdish said...

im still in that stage

/beth

tem said...

"got a two week suspension but i got respect from the entire elementary class"

elementary school kids always respect high schoolers.

Jugdish said...

i was only a sophomore

/lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Police say an argument about loud music could be the reason Seattle Mariners outfielder Greg Halman was stabbed to death.

Police spokeswoman Patricia Wessels tells The Associated Press that loud music “appears to be the reason the victim walked downstairs,” but police are still trying to piece together what happened after that."

El Padrino said...

nic talk

beau's chins were lighting up the hd tele

the goblin everytime camera turns to him he's stuffing his fat face

marshmellow aioli, he's just a chef ninja, maybe gay but def good

zakarian douche moment was when he was like yeah i know when alton talks about duo's

like hey fuckface im a master technician ok i'll do a fucking duo of coconut if i want to

El Padrino said...

i did get got once though
this one time the dark kids stole my columbia jacket and guess umbrella (guess watches were hot and they came with a free gift) right in front of my girl freshman year of high school

i was shook, dude busted my lip open with one shot he was a senior (and really big and scary, had his boy with him too who had a rep) but like a truant and he had a brother that was in my home room and we were sort of friends

one day right before i was moving out of state i pushed him down some stairs (the brother) in an act of revenge

we didnt keep in touch

ns

Meiz said...

Work is fun today.


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Beth said...

"im still in that stage

/beth"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

No way Braun wins the MVP, IMO.

Meiz said...

I want to go to the St Paul ice fishin' show in 2 weeks. Woe.

El Padrino said...

then this one time i got jumped in Ave. P park, i posted that story on my blog way back though it's too long to say here

Keef said...

i don't think she read LOV. she is in the "whatever, sounds stupid to me" stage.



That's pretty much the only stage

Keef said...

No way Braun wins the MVP, IMO


Jews & pitchers shouldn't win the MVP

/LP

tem said...

so your buddy's brother punched you in the face....then for revenge, months later you pushed your buddy down the stairs?

Keef said...

LP is gangsta

Keef said...

I like that LP tried to justify the guess umbrella carrying by saying it was a free gift

Keef said...

El Fonzworth Bentley

El Padrino said...

it was raining bro

Keef said...

it was raining bro



pussy

El Padrino said...

"so your buddy's brother punched you in the face....then for revenge, months later you pushed your buddy down the stairs?"

yes

cuz pushing big scary bro wasnt an option

and sort of friends isn't "buddy"
we chilled once in awhile but he never had chicken cutlets at my house or anything like that

El Padrino said...

more nic

beau still cant walk
he was retarded, making asia dish

he said bada bing i just put a bo mac element dish in your face

or something like that

was hilarious

Keef said...

and sort of friends isn't "buddy"
we chilled once in awhile but he never had chicken cutlets at my trailer or anything like that


*fized

Jugdish said...

but he never had chicken cutlets at my house or anything like that



cracked me up

El Padrino said...

By adding a second Wild Card team, according to Mike Silva, the Mets would have made the playoffs every year from 1984-1990, as well as in 1997, 1999, 2000, 2006, 2007 and 2008.

El Padrino said...

and sort of friends isn't "buddy"
we chilled once in awhile but he never had chicken cutlets at my trailer or anything like that

no trailers in nyc fool

El Padrino said...

what does haley wear under the cheifs sweater that is not a cheifs color?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"No way Braun wins the MVP, IMO."

xnij worked out, congrats meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the goblin everytime camera turns to him he's stuffing his fat face"

serious

'i picked up the plate and licked it clean, you should be commended for that'

you do that shit all the time

Jugdish said...

xnij worked out, congrats meiz


another white guy wins...hmmm, its worth talking about

/whitlock

Keef said...

Braun And Done It



Fucking terrible, ESPN. Stop it

El Padrino said...

you can make any dish work with iron chef symon if there is a nice balance of the fatty/acid element

anything

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

Blue said...
sources have confirmed Matt Kemp as the NL MVP



blue mortenson

Blue said...

OH,I totally just made that up

Jugdish said...

that's what mort does

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Denver Broncos waived quarterback Kyle Orton today."

should have traded him for anything earlier

Jugdish said...

mize

Blue said...

broncos tried to trade orton after they went to Tebow, but nobody wanted him, at least nobody wanted to pay him.

bears will call

Blue said...

that elway story has been big news around here the last two days

Jugdish said...

more than likely

Spaceman Spiff said...

"At nearly seven hours, US Airways flight 901 is one of the longest domestic nonstop airline flights. And Arthur Berkowitz knows how long it takes to get from Anchorage to Philadelphia down to the minute. That’s because he says he had to stand for most of the flight when he returned to Philly last July.

Why would anyone stand for that long? Because he says a morbidly obese passenger seated next to him was spilling into his personal space, making it impossibly to sit in his assigned seat, and the flight was completely full."

fucking rev

Jugdish said...

ha!

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Keef said...

Make the fat fucker stand up and burn some calories

Jugdish said...

walk up and down the aisle some instead of downing bags of peanuts

Keef said...

she went in the back to get high
i sat on my couch and cried, yellin
whoa, mama
please help me

El Padrino said...

Groom hurls himself into river hours after marriage...


slow clap

Blue said...

could be fun if Orton is the bears QB when the bears come to Denver in December.

Jugdish said...

no


/cmblue

tem said...

why would the broncos release Orton right when the Bears would probably give up a 7th round pick for him?

Jugdish said...

why would the broncos release Orton right when the Bears would probably give up a 7th round pick for him?



they bears won't give up a 7th rounder for him. not like they need him specifically. there are other shitty options

Jugdish said...

jeff george for one


s

Blue said...

trade deadline has passed

can't make a trade for a dude

Blue said...

the report from Denver is that as soon as news that Cutler would be out for the rest of the season hit, that Orton's agent started asking for his release.

Blue said...

chefs could claim him, or really anyone in line ahead of the bears on the waiver wire.

Jugdish said...

chefs could claim him, or really anyone in line ahead of the bears on the waiver wire.


^^^


bulger's name has also been mentioned since he knows Martz's system

Jugdish said...

chefs could claim him, or really anyone in line ahead of the bears on the waiver wire.



no

/cmorton

Blue said...

orton's an alright QB. he could probably get the bears into the playoffs

Blue said...

maybe the redskins will pick him up and he can hang out with Rex again

tem said...

fucking trade deadline.

i always think it is like fantasy NFL where you can make trades for the playoff run.

Jugdish said...

orton's an alright QB. he could probably get the bears into the playoffs


they are through the tougher part of their schedule at least, plus they have some tie breakers going for them

Jugdish said...

why are the bears only looking at white QBs?

/mize

Blue said...

how is RIM still in business?

Keef said...

wait, Jeff George is white???

/Whitlock

Jugdish said...

they don't have a Rooney rule for QBs.

El Padrino said...

what a horrendous day

Jugdish said...

did you get pushed down the stairs?


s

Keef said...

Someone stoled his Coach umbrella

El Padrino said...

feel like i did, tps be bullying yo

Jugdish said...

chefs
texans
bears


that's the order from what i hear

Jugdish said...

Someone stoled his Coach umbrella



hey, that was a gift

Blue said...

texans?

i'd rather have leinart than Orton

Jugdish said...

i wouldn't expect the texans to pick him up either

Jugdish said...

chefs could, especially after last night

Blue said...

the only reason the chefs don't is if they don't think they have a shot at the AFC west with him.

which considering where they're at (no RB) it would be a stretch to think he'd come in and lead them through their toughest stretch of the season.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Report: Bears will claim Kyle Orton

Blue said...

lions should claim him just to keep him away from the bears

Meiz said...

"lions should claim him just to keep him away from the bears"


4 quarterbacks seems a bit much

Meiz said...

MVP! MVP! MVP!

Meiz said...

Goddamn this soup I made is hdh

Spaceman Spiff said...

"University of Hawaii announces its football program is facing a point-shaving probe"

oh shit

Jugdish said...

Report: Bears will claim Kyle Orton



where did you see that?

Keef said...

I saw it here

Jugdish said...

me too

Keef said...

A Grammy-winning composer who worked on “Sesame Street” has been charged with making and distributing child pornography -- after allegedly handcuffing a 4-year-old girl, naked, and taking pictures.


Jesus

Jugdish said...

now i saw that here too

Meiz said...

Keith's gonna go Steve on somebody over bgKeith some day. Lock it up.

Keef said...

I'm going to drool over myself and wear a helmet?

Meiz said...

Sure.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

working until noon today and then road trip to OK

Jug Whitlock said...

why does it seem like there is so much more white meat than dark meat in turkeys? Are birds racist too?

Blue said...

ok, new post

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino