Monday, November 21, 2011

Let's give thanks

In case y'all didn't know, it's Thanksgiving week. it is during this week that we celebrate seizing this great land from the Indians...casino, not call center. We celebrate this in only a way that we Americans know how. By eating a shit ton of food and probably wasting even more. By watching footyball. For some of us, by getting an early morning game of rough touch footyball in. And by spending time with family that we moved away from because we can't stand being around them. USA! USA! USA!

So what are you thankful for? Here is my list...

First and foremost, I'm thankful to have an wonderful family with a great wife and awesome daughter
I'm thankful to have great parents that are always there when I need them, and when I don't need them
I'm thankful to have a cool place like this to help get through the week full of stresses and bullshit
I'm thankful for Sofia Vergara's cleave
I'm thankful that none of yous get too offended by the shit that I say, because in reality I like to stir the pot, not offend people
I'm thankful that I don't live in a country where people blow other people up
I'm thankful I didn't go to a Jerry Sandusky footyball camp when I was a kid
I'm thankful that I have health insurance
I'm thankful every morning when I wake up and get to walk into bgas' room and see her standing in her crib with a huge smile waiting for me to pick her up
I'm thankful that every year some of us can meet up and be idiots with nothing better to do at a bar
I'm thankful that Boston, New York, and Philly are all battling over who can be Operation: Fucked the most
I'm thankful that cool dudes like LP really aren't stupid, they're just bad typers
I'm thankful that even though all of my teams lost this weekend, life still goes on
And finally, AJA, I'm thankful that I "know" each of you all. You're all real good people.


I guess the voice of UGA died this weekend. Sorry Beth.

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The Rev said...

Screw it all, I'm being first today.

I just stopped by to say this.

Eat it, LP! Eat it hard!

The Rev said...

Nice post, Keef


NS

Beth said...

Sure, Eagles win and Rev stops by. What a shock!!

s

Beth said...

"I guess the voice of UGA died this weekend. Sorry Beth."

It's a sad day for UGA fans for sure, even though we all knew this day was coming soon.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Good post, Keef.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Rest assured, you're not nearly as much of an asshole in person.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Csil story made me el oh el. Makes me think of the chair in Chicago. And of course I can just picture csil tumbling backwards into the pool. Hilarity as long as she wasn't injured.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

How long before she has another "I'm gonna quit drinking" speech?

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

I spent an assload of $$$the this weekend for GfH's birthday. She was happy though, so I guess it was worth it.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Bought her a pair of Uggs. No, not because of Brady. That's what she really wanted, so that's what she got.

On a side note, I think Uggs are appropriately named, cuz they are pretty ugly IMO.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Thursday is my normal day off. According to the handbook, that should mean I get Friday off, cuz you're supposed to get the next scheduled day off. I axed* the boss if that was the case. He said no... but I will get 8 hours of holiday pay for Thursday even though I wouldn't have worked anyways. I guess that's kinda suite*

tem said...

Sounds like hsil is getting serious...big dinner @ boyfriends place and her whole family was invited.

tem said...

Also sounds like bf of hsil might be loaded

tem said...

2 weeks into the job and H is already getting fucked by da man.

tem said...

But if he is hourly it isn't too bad of a fucking.

tem said...

Uggs look ok on girls with the right outfit....like butt nekkid with just uggs on. That is good. The nekkidness makes you not look @ the uggs

El Padrino said...

"I just stopped by to say this.

Eat it, LP! Eat it hard!"

lick my balls fat head

Keef said...

Also sounds like bf of hsil might be loaded




I don't think he's loaded, but he's doing pretty well. He's like 24 or 25, works as a fireman, has his own house

Keef said...

How long before she has another "I'm gonna quit drinking" speech?


Who knows. She's a fucking mess. Everyone is tired of it

Keef said...

Csil story made me el oh el. Makes me think of the chair in Chicago



What I read was "funny story, but how can we get the attention back on me?"

El Padrino said...

"He's like 24 or 25, works as a fireman, has his own house"

all fireman are rich
no clue how they do it

El Padrino said...

i guess i have to go back to friday's thread to hear this story

El Padrino said...

im pissed there is no AMA recap diary thingie

El Padrino said...

PISSED

El Padrino said...

I'm sexy and i know it.

Keef said...

im pissed there is no AMA recap diary thingie



Read the weekend comments

El Padrino said...

0-2

El Padrino said...

Sharp 42″ Class LCD 1080p HDTV for $199.99

damn smokey

Blue said...

now that's a deal

Blue said...

cutler is faking the thumb injury so he doesn't have to deal with the Denver crowd in 3 weeks

Blue said...

VY is the right handed, black, Tebow

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

good post, keith

That's my quarterback said...

Sure, Eagles win and Rev stops by. What a shock!!


i didn't see him after they lost to the bears...odd

That's my quarterback said...

seeing headlines...should bears contact favre?


stop it


saw the same stuff after schaub went down

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

i need to pay off the uf/osu bet. did keith post name/pic change over the weekend?

Blue said...

Urb &hearts balls

Blue said...

urb ♥ balls around his neck

Blue said...

damn perview*

Keef said...

need to pay off the uf/osu bet. did keith post name/pic change over the weekend?



No, I was waiting until your other payoff was done

Keef said...

just finished my ct scan

El Padrino said...

keef we're betting this weekend right

El Padrino said...

yo this suite 16 party i worked sat night was nuts

dude spent easy 75K, possibly more

on a fucking ugly ass daughter

fucking ginnies

El Padrino said...

still havent read weekend comments but if you talked about the corso fuck it moment i need to see it

El Padrino said...

it was incredible

Keef said...

keef we're betting this weekend right




How many pts do I get?

Keef said...

still havent read weekend comments but if you talked about the corso fuck it moment i need to see it



It was linkt

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"No, I was waiting until your other payoff was done"

I think I'm done paying off h

Keef said...

I think I'm done paying off h



OK. I'll MS paint a pic when I get home

Blue said...

eA getting covered in gaytorade was nice

tem said...

why would EA get covered in gatorade?

Blue said...

because the baylor bears

El Padrino said...

i'd like to cover her in my gatorade

El Padrino said...

boob stooops is a failure

Blue said...

fucking SEC

Blue said...

good morning

nsfw

Blue said...

dem tits

Keef said...

girls rule

Keef said...

Seattle Mariners outfielder Greg Halman was stabbed to death early Monday and his brother was arrested as a suspect, Dutch police said.

Keef said...

fucking Petros hosting rome today. Goddamn

El Padrino said...

fun bags

Keef said...

how many pts do I get, LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'm in the same class as brady

Spaceman Spiff said...

tesus tip

Spaceman Spiff said...

NIC spoiler:

close call, cheerleader gone, O:FB.
also, chiarello better watch out, sounds like falkner wants to butt rape him

Spaceman Spiff said...

blount TD run

if anyone hasn't seen it yet

Blue said...

what the fuck was that jacket that arian foster was wearing yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Victim One, the first known alleged victim of abuse by former Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky, had to leave his school in the middle of his senior year because of bullying, his counselor said Sunday"

El Padrino said...

"how many pts do I get, LP"

it's monday bro

relax

Keef said...

14. Got it

Blue said...

i wonder if urb can just live in the same house he lived in whilst coaching at bowling green

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"i wonder if urb can just live in the same house he lived in whilst coaching at bowling green"

maybe, as long as it's close to his gynocologist's office

Meiz said...

Only like 10 more wins in a row for the dream team to get that Super Bowl.

Keef said...

Todd's Urb bitterness is the best

Keef said...

Todd, your new name is...

I love Urban Meyer and Ohio State and I hate FU now


/H

El Padrino said...

Todd's Urb bitterness is the best

^^^

Meiz said...

"Todd's Urb bitterness is the best"


I was just about to mention this. I love it.

El Padrino said...

75 gggg's for the f word has to suck

El Padrino said...

sizemore re-ups with indians

El Padrino said...

hot stove fever!

El Padrino said...

that dude was killt* by his bro

i'd be pissed if my bro killed me

Meiz said...

"sizemore re-ups with indians"


BOOOoooooOOOO


On to Beltran.

Meiz said...

Breers are gonna trade pitching this winter. I can feel it.

tem said...

sizemore sucks.

Meiz said...

Sizemore could play 1B in Milwaukee

El Padrino said...

how was gameday jugdish

Blue said...

"sizemore re-ups with indians"

yeah, one year deal, right? something ridiculous, basically got him the same money if they'd have exercised his option.

tem said...

what's the el pad stock tip of the week?

Spaceman Spiff said...

verlander MVP

tem said...

"yeah, one year deal, right? something ridiculous, basically got him the same money if they'd have exercised his option."

but now he knows nobody else wants him.

El Padrino said...

"what's the el pad stock tip of the week?"

something that will move in a week? or a diamond amongst this pile of turds that keep getting crushed daily

El Padrino said...

Bear ETF's for this week

Direxion Daily Financial Bear 3X

Meiz said...

I've been praising Tebow at work. Its been fun.

El Padrino said...

but that is for big boys

Keef said...

75 gggg's for the f word has to suck



It's stupid. It's not like he said it on live TV. So is he not allowed to curse anywhere because someone might have a cell phone camera?

Keef said...

verlander MVP



suite

Keef said...

that dude was killt* by his bro


Keef said...
Seattle Mariners outfielder Greg Halman was stabbed to death early Monday and his brother was arrested as a suspect, Dutch police said.

El Padrino said...

i read that, was jsut saying that sucks

Keef said...

If Ohio State offers Urban Meyer its coaching job, "I'll have a decision to make," the ex-Florida coach said, according to The Gainesville Sun.



Smat*

Keef said...

I think it would suck if I was kilt* by anyone

El Padrino said...

I’m told that Zima, that strange clear drink so ridiculed Stateside, is actually quite popular in Japan—so much so that when MillerCoors discontinued American production of the malt beverage in 2008, it continued to be sold in the Land of the Rising Sun.


and there you go

tem said...

"something that will move in a week? or a diamond amongst this pile of turds that keep getting crushed daily"

something good as a 6 month investment.

Keef said...

and there you go



colov

tem said...

"So is he not allowed to curse anywhere because someone might have a cell phone camera?"

pretty much.

but in the case he was inside an NFL stadium.

El Padrino said...

being popular in japan was colov too?

El Padrino said...

he got fined outside an nfl stadium last year at that ufc event

El Padrino said...

for starters, wal mart

wmt

Blue said...

you should buy GM

Blue said...

or any mexican food chain, but not mexican that has a drive-thru

Keef said...

being popular in japan was colov too?


Yeah. Someone axed if they still made it and someone else wiki'd it and said it was still sold in Japan

Keef said...

It was a long time ago, though

Blue said...

freak has been to japan just to get some

Keef said...

I should start throwing some money into Walmart & McDowell's. I don't know shit about stocks but I know those 2 companies print money

El Padrino said...

colov

El Padrino said...

mickey d's is a beast

Keef said...

serious question, because like I said, talking stocks is greek to me. What if I opened an account like etrade or fidelity, and every month I put $20 into McD & Walmart.

1) Can I do that?
2) Would it be worth it to me? Like if I did it over 20 years

Blue said...

fucking stupid that they don't have the mcrib by my house

Keef said...

colov

yes

Blue said...

wouldn't work keith. The trading fees would kill any profits you made, in theory

El Padrino said...

Also

PEP (pepsi), Coke (KO), Procter & Gamble (PG), Johnson and Johnson (JNJ), Yum Corp. (YUM)

all solid performers, all growth stocks and all pay dividends

Blue said...

but if you put all that money into an etrade savings account, so you accumulate a bunch of money, then once a year make a trade and buy shares, that might work better.

El Padrino said...

"1) Can I do that?
2) Would it be worth it to me? Like if I did it over 20 years"


you can
but it would not be worth it to you

Blue said...

" Yum Corp. (YUM)"

i already called the mexican foods

El Padrino said...

what blue said

El Padrino said...

"i already called the mexican foods"

ok i called it 4 years ago
it's a beast

Blue said...

i called it 5 years ago

El Padrino said...

plenty to go around

Keef said...

wouldn't work keith. The trading fees would kill any profits you made, in theory




Oic. Fucking fees

El Padrino said...

plus $20 would take you 5 months to buy one share of mcd

Keef said...

but if you put all that money into an etrade savings account, so you accumulate a bunch of money, then once a year make a trade and buy shares, that might work better.



Do I need to get an etrade savings acct

El Padrino said...

instead of going to the summit grow up and buy some stock

s

Keef said...

plus $20 would take you 5 months to buy one share of mcd


Ok. What's the cheapest of those you mentioned?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Perhaps surprisingly for some people, our story picks up quite a bit later, eight years after The Dark Knight. So he's an older Bruce Wayne; he's not in a great state."

Keef said...

instead of going to the summit grow up and buy some stock



You told me to live a little

tem said...

"he got fined outside an nfl stadium last year at that ufc event"


yeah, that was BS.

at least this time he was on NFL property.

tem said...

" he's not in a great state."


so he is in NY. got it.

Keef said...

Hahahaha

El Padrino said...

hey you cant text pocket pool in pakistan

tem said...

putting $20 a month away and buying once a year would be OK.

especially if eventually you could put more than $20 a month away.

El Padrino said...

Ok. What's the cheapest of those you mentioned?

Yum 53.57

Keef said...

putting $20 a month away and buying once a year would be OK.

especially if eventually you could put more than $20 a month away




Maybe I'll start doing that. I can probably swing $50

Blue said...

you don't need an etrade savings account, but it has a higher yield than most traditional savings accounts.

plus makes it easy to pay for trades directly from that account, as opposed to having to move money into your portfolio account from an external bank, which could take up to 3 days.

tem said...

yeah i do TD Ameritrade.

after it builds up enough cash i ask el pad what to buy.

then buy something different.

Blue said...

i have money come directly out of my bank account and go into my etrade savings account every month. Just like another bill I have to pay.

tem said...

in 6-12 months though i'll probably be cashing out some of it to buy a house.

hence the 6 month horizon on the upcoming purchase.

Meiz said...

"Sharp 42″ Class LCD 1080p HDTV for $199.99 "


Where at, LP?

tem said...

best buy?

each store will sell a few at that price.

El Padrino said...

best buy

El Padrino said...

then buy something different.

lies

Keef said...

yeah best buy

Keef said...

"you don't need an etrade savings account, but it has a higher yield than most traditional savings accounts.

plus makes it easy to pay for trades directly from that account, as opposed to having to move money into your portfolio account from an external bank, which could take up to 3 days."



OK thanks. I have a money market savings, but the transfer thing makes cents*

El Padrino said...

in 6-12 months though i'll probably be cashing out some of it to buy a house.


selling the condo? did it appreciate?

Keef said...

He's selling it because it doesn't appreciate him

Keef said...

TP
Your name/pic is Deez nutz

El Padrino said...

yeah property does that

El Padrino said...

random nudity

Spaceman Spiff said...

TPs pic will be a big white square with a dark top left corner

Keef said...

TPs pic will be a big white square with a dark top left corner

goddamn

Keef said...

OK TP, new name/pic.

I miss his musk

Keef said...

random nudity


The fuck is wrong with yous?

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"OK TP, new name/pic.

I miss his musk"


got it

I miss his musk said...

urb is a quitter

tem said...

"selling the condo? did it appreciate?"


i'll probably make our management company lease it for me. tread water on it until it does appreciate it.

tem said...

property depreciated* me.

its worth about what i owe, but not what i paid for it.

Blue said...

bastards

Blue said...

just buy a new house then quit paying for the condo

it's the american way

tem said...

gotta buy a house and renovate it.

El Padrino said...

you dont gotta do anything

just stay there until it makes cents*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Multiple sources: Rich Rod will be announced as new coach at Arizona tonight "

Keef said...

hsil has to pay a $300 deposit to get direct tv because she has zero credit. That sucks for her

Keef said...

"Multiple sources: Rich Rod will be announced as new coach at Arizona tonight "



hahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

don glovers hour stand up no commercials

Meiz said...

EP, where did you see that TV deal? I need to know.

Keef said...

"EP, where did you see that TV deal? I need to know"


It's Best Buy. I got the email too. They open at midnight

Keef said...

i just emailed it to you

Meiz said...

Awesome. I got the email, too. And yours.

El Padrino said...

shit is funny

Keef said...

I told cmk I'm gonna sit in line Thursday night to get a TV

Keef said...

that samsung laptop for $299 is smokin, too

El Padrino said...

I told cmk I'm gonna sit in line Thursday night to get a TV

:(

Meiz said...

"that samsung laptop for $299 is smokin, too"


Yup.

Keef said...

I probably won't because it'll be all WT & Mexicans out there

Meiz said...

"I told cmk I'm gonna sit in line Thursday night to get a TV"


Me too. I've got a basement to store it in now.

Keef said...

why are you talking to cmk?

Keef said...

Battlefield 3



Battlefield 3 - PlayStation 3
Battlefield 3 – Xbox 360

Minimum 10 per store
Limit 1 item each per customer.
No rainchecks or substitutions.

$29 99

After Savings

Meiz said...

"why are you talking to cmk?"

She started it. Tighten up your game, pimp.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

"Vince Young threw 3 picks in the Eagles win. Teams whose starting QB threw at least 3 Int were 0–24 this season entering Sunday night."

Meiz said...

"don glovers hour stand up no commercials"


I just want to make sure we all know that he's Childish Gambino, and his new album fuckin' good.

Meiz said...

*is

Meiz said...

Kevin Smith's final tally for me is 45 points

Meiz said...

Keith beat me sans Quarterback in the Y! league. Burns the eyes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

remember when the beantown brawlers were undefeated, that was fun

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Screw you Spiff

Keef said...

Keith beat me sans Quarterback in the Y! league. Burns the eyes.



Not me. Tem

Meiz said...

Oh.

Keef said...

remember when the beantown brawlers were undefeated, that was fun




That was fun

Meiz said...

Amazon has me shook right now. They're fixin to get some of these dollars.

Keef said...

Joe Nathan, 2 year deal with the Rangers

Keef said...

I did all of my shopping for cmk on amazon

Keef said...

Starz & Encore free on DTV 11/23-27

Keef said...

Bold

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