Thursday, November 17, 2011

Game Day?

I have my foundation repaired yesterday. Since we have been in this drought I started noticing 2 cracks in my walls on one side of the house. As soon as I thought of foundation repaired, I was worried it was going to be several thousand dollars. I was happy to know it was only going to be $1600. I know nothing about foundation repair, but I figured digging under one side of my house and jacking it up would take a good portion of the day. They were done and gone in about two hours. Cracks closed right up. Now its time to call a realtor and see what I need to do to get my house on the market.

College Game Day is at the University of Houston this weekend. I think my brother is planning on going...he is an alum. I'm debating. Sounds like it would be fun...but he wants to get there around 5 or 5:30 AM. Drinking in the morning is fun. Manmosa's (mimosa with a shot of vodka) are always good...but waking up before 5 AM does not sound good. I'm getting old. Wait, waking up before 5 AM never sounded good.

Astros to the AL. This move makes sense. I imagine some of the Astros fans will piss and moan about it because it kills their rivalry with the Cardinals, or whatever Central team...but the Astros don't have a true rival. The fans like to think they do, but they don't. Since they suck so bad and are starting from scratch, they can start to build an AL type team and put Carlos Lee in the DH spot until his horrendous contract is done. It will also put them in the same division as the Rangers and that will be a better rivalry than anything they've had to this point. Houstonians pretty much hate anything Dallas anyways, so they already have a good start. Plus now the White Sox will play here every year!

That's about all I have today...Go!

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Keef said...

Now its time to call a realtor and see what I need to do to get my house on the market.


Buy a for sale sign

That's my quarterback said...

good tip

That's my quarterback said...

planning to use the same realtor to sell this one and buy another...hoping to get a deal on commission on one of those

Keef said...

Do the red chili lights come with the house?

Keef said...

Suite ND hat, too


S

That's my quarterback said...

Do the red chili lights come with the house?



no, those are gone

That's my quarterback said...

Suite ND hat, too



ha...thanks!

That's my quarterback said...

good times back then though. fashion wise not so much, but it was fun seeing those old pics. i was 18-20 in those pics.

Keef said...

The stache was grate

That's my quarterback said...

i didn't smoke, so it was the next best thing

That's my quarterback said...

The stache was grate




i told you, i was fied


/Lp

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

I wonder if the OWS people affected EP's commute

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

The Boston movement plans on marching this afternoon. I hope I'm out of the city by then. NS.

That's my quarterback said...

I wonder if the OWS people affected EP's commute



he is one of them

El Padrino said...

"I wonder if the OWS people affected EP's commute"

altered a bit
i hope they die

Blue said...

"I wonder if the OWS people affected EP's commute"

he didn't have nice things to say about them on the tweeter thing

Blue said...

"i hope they die"

i promise, someday they all will

El Padrino said...

yeah me and my gigantic salary is causing all the problems

these people are so uneducated
it's actually sad

El Padrino said...

80% of the protestors are just along for the ride

maybe more

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

"maybe more"

^^^^^^^^

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Blue Angel flyovers in Boston today

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

EP, I asked this on yesterday's post, but how many pornstars do you follow on Twitter?

Blue said...

37

Blue said...

you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

El Padrino said...

"EP, I asked this on yesterday's post, but how many pornstars do you follow on Twitter?"

not alot, maybe 7 or 8

El Padrino said...

this may shock many but i dont know a whole lot of them

Blue said...

she's got a smile that it seems to me reminds me of child hood memories

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

I started following Bibi Jones right after she took that pic with Gronkowski. That's the only one I follow but glad I do. She posts some nice pics.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Speakig of which, I figured out why Beth doesn't comment here as much. Spiff barely posts any dem/dat links.

El Padrino said...

i follow her and belladonna, eva angelina, bree olson, jenna j (even though not a star any longer), aurora snow, katie morgan

Keef said...

I started following Bibi Jones right after she took that pic with Gronkowski. That's the only one I follow but glad I do. She posts some nice pics.





NOT HAPPY!!!

/HBM

Keef said...

jenna j (even though not a star any longer)




Yeah most people don't even know her from porn anymore


S

El Padrino said...

she doesnt perform

El Padrino said...

oh and sahsa grey

shes a darling

Blue said...

she reads to your kids at night

El Padrino said...

parents are dumb

Blue said...

rockies trying to wheel and deal for Oswalt

El Padrino said...

how do those kids even know what she does for a living

they dont
it's stupid

That's my quarterback said...

parents are dumb



you're a parent

Blue said...

exactly

El Padrino said...

shut up
i meant those parents "up in arms" because this sweet woman read some books to school kids

El Padrino said...

everyone is like a protestor nowadays

everything is so horrible, there are so many injustices, so many wrongs

my lord a pron star is reading our children books!!

the horror!!!!!

Keef said...

If Chaz Bono was reading to your kids in school I bet you'd have a problem

Keef said...

Willis McGahee or Mo Morris this week?

El Padrino said...

as long as she aint reading a book about sex change operations im good

it's a book, dr. seuss book
i dont care if a fag read it, it's fine with me

school program, reading is universal

El Padrino said...

magayhee

That's my quarterback said...

i dont care if a fag read it, it's fine with me



i doubt this. if andy dick was reading to your kids you wouldn't like it at all.

Keef said...

i dont care if a fag read it, it's fine with me




Shit from a bull

Spaceman Spiff said...

TC spoiler:

the fuck was suge knight thinking, 'picked pre cooked, i was thinking about the time, the pressure', cmon your on top chef, why didnt you buy premade enchiladas that you just have to heat up then. He seems like a nice guy though, could have went off on a couple people through the whole challenge/aftermath.

fat bitch that was in the bottom looks just like this guy

pedro was getting annoying, 'i know about this, i grew up on a farm, oh yea i know goat we slaughtered it when i was a boy on the farm'
'orale guey' 'orale' 'rock on' relax

that one black chick is on another show on food network 'chef hunter'. havent watched it but i saw her in commercials, thought it was weird

Keef said...

magayhee



Morris. Got it

Keef said...

TC spoiler:



Spiff knows how to do it. You're an officer and a gentleman

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck sandusky, that dumb and dumber scene is still hilarity

That's my quarterback said...

dunk video

Spaceman Spiff said...

morris going against that horrible run D

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"she's got a smile that it seems to me reminds me of child hood memories"

a child hood sounds like a place Sandusky would like

El Padrino said...

andy dick is a criminal

you guys are picking extreme examples

El Padrino said...

yeah the big guy screwed up and i guess his jail time made him soft cuz those hoes be vicious you

that pretty boy said yeah get whatever though

Keef said...

andy dick is a criminal

you guys are picking extreme examples




So you would care. Got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that pretty boy said yeah get whatever though"

yea fuck that guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

jacobs or tolbert, leaning jacobs

Blue said...

TC Spoiler:

keef sucks

Blue said...

the grantland dunk video is pretty funny

Blue said...

what if sandusky was reading to your kids

Keef said...

LP already said he doesn't have a problem with someone who does anal reading to his kids

Blue said...

whoa

way too much info on cmlp there

El Padrino said...

grey is being ostracized because of her job, not because she's a child molestor or a gaylord

El Padrino said...

yeah jacobs, no shaw
eagles lb are soft pudding

El Padrino said...

yeah fuck that guy


word up

El Padrino said...

the chinese chick who thinks shes the next top chef

ive already seen her cry like 4 times

done with her already

and freak with the double glasses and one pant leg up jesus bro

your on tv now idiot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"done with her already"

im not, rare gook with big tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and freak with the double glasses and one pant leg up jesus bro"

is that the squinter dude?

El Padrino said...

she didnt get it when tom mentioned kogi food truck

Spaceman Spiff said...

squinter dude's buddy is his bitch in real life and now is everyone else's bitch, they had him running around, doing stuff for them, made him carry the cake by himself

El Padrino said...

is that the squinter dude?

yeah

one pant leg up, headband, hippie glasses with 80's glasses on head, 1990's haircut

alot of stuff going on there

his friend looks a bit tarded they work together, they mentioned it 50 times already

El Padrino said...

yeah the lil bitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

"alot of stuff going on there"

fucked up teef

El Padrino said...

padma is banging

El Padrino said...

random nude chick

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Scouts Inc. Position Advantage
QB NYJ
RB NYJ
WR NYJ
OL NYJ
DL NYJ
LB NYJ
DB NYJ
ST NYJ
Coach NYJ











Scouts Inc. Prediction
New York 14
Denver 17"

wait wut?

El Padrino said...

behold the power of TEBOW

Blue said...

fucking scouts inc

Blue said...

QB- Push
RB- Push (adv Den if Mcgahee plays)
WR- Jets
OL- Denver
DL- Jets
LB- Push
DB- Jets
ST- Denver
Coach- Push

much more realisitc

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

seriously

Blue said...

those are kind of nice

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Poor girl is gonna have her some back problems.

El Padrino said...

dinner tonight

protesters gonan yell at me

Keef said...

eagles lb are soft pudding




Hard pudding is the worse

Keef said...

padma is banging



I'm not dumping on Padma yet, but she's starting to get a little too thin

El Padrino said...

giant tits

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Padma is smoking

That's my quarterback said...

Commissioner Bud Selig said owners also approved two additional wild-card teams for the postseason, meaning 10 of the 30 teams make the playoffs.

El Padrino said...

hey bartender can i get a watered down sctoch please......water it down

That's my quarterback said...

houston hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm not dumping on Padma yet, but she's starting to get a little too thin"

season just started, thats her normal, she says she puts on pounds during the shows, then cuts back down after

tem said...

"Buy a for sale sign"

the realtor will have one he can borrow.

Keef said...

season just started, thats her normal, she says she puts on pounds during the shows, then cuts back down after



OK cool. Then carry on

tem said...

"hoping to get a deal on commission on one of those"

keep on hoping

tem said...

"this may shock many but i dont know a whole lot of them"

was talking with someone about softcore porn movies and i could only think of 2...emmanuelle and lady chatterly. those have been done like 100 times. i don't know any other soft core series.

El Padrino said...

sveum cobs coach

kershaw cy young

El Padrino said...

"i don't know any other soft core series."


marilyn chambers

Keef said...

I hate when I email or text someone and they reply with "Thxs". Hey buddy, the X kind of takes care of the S for you. Pet peeve

The Lions Stink said...

"behold the power of TEBOW"


PRAISE Him!

tem said...

"Willis McGahee or Mo Morris this week?"

tem says McGahee.

The Lions Stink said...

"QB- Push"


Stop it.

tem said...

"i don't know any other soft core series."


marilyn chambers"


is that an actress or a series?

i mean series of movies. they made like 15 emmanuelle movies.

Blue said...

mcgahee is a good play, IF he plays (ahiik)

Blue said...

"Stop it."

are we talking about passing or total QB play?

because Sanchez is all around awful

Keef said...

tem says McGahee.




Yeah. If he's healthy it's a no brainer for me. But I keep looking at Morris playing against the 32nd ranked run D. Then I remember it's Mo Morris and I lean back towards McGahee

tem said...

you should know exactly what to do if tem says mcgahee.

Keef said...

I should

Keef said...

I wish tem had said Morris

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yeah. If he's healthy it's a no brainer for me. But I keep looking at Morris playing against the 32nd ranked run D. Then I remember it's Mo Morris and I lean back towards McGahee"

check the box scores, every single running game killed that D, only low yardage people were on the saints because of # of pass attempts

theres always a first though i guess

Keef said...

"check the box scores, every single running game killed that D, only low yardage people were on the saints because of # of pass attempts

theres always a first though i guess"



Thanks, that helps.

S

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont think the lions want to throw 60+ again, unless its a shootout with cam

Spaceman Spiff said...

watch kevin smiff tear it up instead, torain flashbacks will be awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

look at the box scores and you wont be able to resist morris

The Lions Stink said...

"dont think the lions want to throw 60+ again, unless its a shootout with cam"


Pretty happy I had to work during that debacle

The Lions Stink said...

Goddammit, Ronnie Brown should be a Lion.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Juan Castillo says Andy Reid is working up to 22 hours per day "

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"McGahee said he wants to play + thinks he will. But will depend on warmups, which don't start for, oh, 4 hours."

El Padrino said...

fantasy football gods cackling in background

tem said...

"I wish tem had said Morris"

i didn't even hesitate actually. mcgahee all the way.

El Padrino said...

man i have to walk through the heart of this shit to get to the dinner wearing a suit (wrinkle free)

i may stomp a bitch out tonight

That's my quarterback said...

i don't think you will

Blue said...

probably not

El Padrino said...

if provoked, my patience is low today and in general i dont take kind to homeless people

i'm like a level behind TP

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone get kershaw a tailor

Blue said...

what the hell?

does he have a day job at a temp agency or something

El Padrino said...

goodness

El Padrino said...

Bronx: 6 station at Hunts Point Avenue– Rosa Balbuena, unemployed mother of 4


close ya legs

El Padrino said...

Queens: E station at Jackson Heights/Roosevelt Avenue– William Berry, veteran and small business owner


suite i dont have a business, you are the 1%

El Padrino said...

"Manhattan: A/C/1 station at 168th and Broadway– Carmen Perez, single mother living with her brother because lack of affordable housing "

there is affordable housing in cbus, or down south or pa or nj or maine or oklahoma

nitch please

El Padrino said...

"Staten Island: St. George/State Island Ferry Terminal– Zaida Moreno, fired due to budget cuts and hasn’t found stable work for 2 years, now suffering medically due to stress"

stress? grow up peter pan

El Padrino said...

"Queens: E/J/Z station at Jamaica Center Parsons/Archer– Juan Pelaez, lost job after workplace injury, facing eviction "

should got a better job that has disability

That's my quarterback said...

suite i dont have a business, you are the 1%



what about the mattress biz?

El Padrino said...

"Manhattan: A/B/C/D station at 125th Street and St. Nicholas Avenue; 4/5/6 station at Union Square– Monnie Callan, retired hospital worker caring for elderly sister"

must be nice to be retired

That's my quarterback said...

it would seem that problems are easily solved in caput mundi. Lp should be a social worker.

That's my quarterback said...

heading to game day tomorrow morning at 5:30 AM. Won't be in "the pit" area behind them...but ill be in the area. Should be fun. crew is already down there setting up.

El Padrino said...

it would seem that jug believes that if your life isnt roses you should take to the streets and protest

That's my quarterback said...

it would seem that jug believes that if your life isnt roses you should take to the streets and protest



that's exactly what i believe


s

Blue said...

"suite i dont have a business, you are the 1%"

what about tjokes?

That's my quarterback said...

what about tjokes?



yeah!

/IRS

El Padrino said...

shhh

That's my quarterback said...

i am going to make vodka infused gummi bears tonight.

El Padrino said...

ok bye

wish me luck

whose streets are these???

our streets!!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz,

BREAKING: Demi Moore Divorcing Ashton Kutcher

That's my quarterback said...

occupy wall street is another reason why nyc is the best city in the world


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jason La Canfora reports McGahee will play barring something “unforeseen” happening during pregame."

does his hammy feeling tight during warmups qualify as unforseen

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Occupy Boston is fucking up the already fucked up traffic

Blue said...

fucking mcgahee...he's convincing me to play him this week

Keef said...

I'm still leaning towards McGahee.


I think.


Goddamn, I don't know

Keef said...

Making these tonight

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Willis McGahee officially ACTIVE."

Keef said...

I'm just worried about him leaving in the 1st quarter again

Keef said...

WWS(piff)D

Keef said...

Now I'm worried about lance ball

The Lions Stink said...

"meiz,

BREAKING: Demi Moore Divorcing Ashton Kutcher"


I'm missing the joke here

Spaceman Spiff said...

would have traded him last week for a receiver that would eventually get more injured than willis

Spaceman Spiff said...

john clayton says he thinks lance ball will get more action

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ESPN is reporting police are investigating that a former Syracuse ball boy was molested by assistant basketball coach Bernie Fine"

oh man, here we go

Keef said...

Fuck it, I'm sitting McGahee

Keef said...

I can use either Mo Morris or Steve Johnson in my flex spot on Sunday

The Lions Stink said...

I'm drinking tonight.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Fuck it, I'm sitting McGahee"

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

isnt stevie hurt

The Lions Stink said...

I benched Santonio for this game

Keef said...

Stevie is also Q

Keef said...

The Broncos could win this game and mize will still be all Tebow sucks

The Lions Stink said...

Tebow!

The Lions Stink said...

"The Broncos could win this game and mize will still be all Tebow sucks"


They win DESPITE Tebow. How can you not see this?

The Lions Stink said...

He had TWO completions last week. TWO!

Spaceman Spiff said...

why didnt a tebow run get the call there, WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

why couldnt they win despite orton though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He had TWO completions last week. TWO!'

stafford had 30+, whats your point

Spaceman Spiff said...

deckers hands have been shitty

Keef said...

They win DESPITE Tebow. How can you not see this?


Ok.

Keef said...

"He had TWO completions last week. TWO!'


And 129 yards rushing

Keef said...

Mize hates guys that are good people.

NS

The Lions Stink said...

"Mize hates guys that are good people.

NS"


This makes no sense. I don't give a fuck about Him as a person.

The Lions Stink said...

Why do people talk about Tebow like there's something wrong with him?

"Yeah, but he's a good guy"

Who gives a fuck?

Keef said...

You like bad boys

The Lions Stink said...

"stafford had 30+, whats your point"


Tebow sucks.

The Lions Stink said...

That fumble is brought to you by Running a College Offense Because Your Quarterback Can't Run a Big Boy Offense.

Spaceman Spiff said...

'This makes no sense. I don't give a fuck about Him as a person.'

if nyjer acted like tebow would you love him

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow wouldnt have fumbled, release the tebowen

Spaceman Spiff said...

cmon, double plax here so santonio gets the look

Spaceman Spiff said...

eating a mini tootsie roll, havent had one in a minute

Spaceman Spiff said...

FUCK, shitty pass costs me a TD

The Lions Stink said...

Oreos are delicious

The Lions Stink said...

"if nyjer acted like tebow would you love him"


Of course. I liked Nyjer Morgan as a player when he broke in with the Pirates. I was legitimately happy when I heard about the trade.

The Lions Stink said...

Plus, Morgan's a "good dude". He just happens to be a hockey player on the field. He's not crazy off the field.

The Lions Stink said...

I'm going shopping for some foam rubber tomorrow.

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite he didnt go all the way, get the O out there

Spaceman Spiff said...

if tebow is not a threat to run then yea this college O aint gonna work, nice way to capitalize on that great kick return

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt mean nyjer was a bad dude, just if he did interviews like tebow etc

The Lions Stink said...

The Broncos are going to win this game.

Spaceman Spiff said...

DAT SCARJO ASS

better than those previous pics

The Lions Stink said...

"didnt mean nyjer was a bad dude, just if he did interviews like tebow etc"


Yeah, absolutely. I don't care about his crazy postgame interviews. They're funny & shit, but that didn't sway my opinion.

The Lions Stink said...

"DAT SCARJO ASS"


That's beautiful.

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