Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Down goes Frazier

"Zoo to split up 'gay' penguins..."

Fucking penguins

174 comments:

tem said...

i'm married. whatever married TPS are, i have that today.

tem said...

glad someone posted something.

that is all.

now time to unpack shit and get the condo organized.

Beth said...

Congrats tem! (And they said it wouldn't last...)


And see, I AM still around.

El Padrino said...

whens the honeymoon

Keef said...

Honeymoon's over, bro

That's my quarterback said...

whens the honeymoon



its november, bro

That's my quarterback said...

i'm married. whatever married TPS are, i have that today.



love being right about that shit

That's my quarterback said...

/mize

El Padrino said...

central pa newspaper blasting pres and paterno

El Padrino said...

TP:

urb bought some property a few months ago in the Penn State area

El Padrino said...

keef, newspapers

Pass the Lysol said...

"The secret to video Keno, on the other hand, is 17 & 33."


IMO, the secret to video Keno is to NEVER EVER...EVER play video Keno, under any circumstances.


By far the worst odds of any standard Casino game

Pass the Lysol said...

""he could be their divorce attorney"


He'd make a better marriage counselor"


I agree with that 100%

Pass the Lysol said...

"I'd play Jordy and Julio"



good call; I, however, elected to try Vern over Julio. I will not make that same mistake next week.


happily though, we were still able to comfortably beat the league leader this week....if our guys stay healthy, I still think we have the best team in the league, despite a 5-4 record (which, with 5 points going the other way could easily be 8-1)

Pass the Lysol said...

""Every team that passed on Rodgers in the draft -- Miami, for Ronnie Brown, Minnesota (Troy Williamson), Washington (Carlos Rogers), Minnesota again (Erasmus James), Jacksonville (Matt Jones), and, just one pick before Green Bay, Oakland (Fabian Washington) -- has to be retching right now."

Kod."


Yeah, we are very aware of how far Rodgers fell. Still, I think Minni fans are retching less than fans of those other teams....there is quite a bit of early excitement over Ponder

Pass the Lysol said...

"I got Kod a gift today."


Thanks Meiz, I'm excited; will be my first LOV delivery

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

One thing I'm noticing with the new job is that people treat you much better when uou are wearing a suit.

El Padrino said...

hahah a fat man in a suit

hahahahaa

El Padrino said...

its funny cuz he's fat

That's my quarterback said...

Thanks Meiz, I'm excited; will be my first LOV delivery


mize is sending you a mangagement ring

El Padrino said...

COD modern warfare supposed to sell 30MM copies

bank bro

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

I'm sure the folks who see you think "hahaha midget in a suit!"

It's funny cuz your short.

El Padrino said...

oompa loompa is the term

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"urb bought some property a few months ago in the Penn State area"

that's the 14 state he "bought" property in since he sprained his pussy and retired

Blue said...

he has a lot of property

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

congrats, tem.
hope the wedding went well.....



.....buy a comfy couch

Blue said...

i wonder if he owns any property in Northern Idaho/eastern washington, around Moscow/Pullman area

Blue said...

tem gets married and already his LoV time is cut short

That's my quarterback said...

tem gets married and already his LoV time is cut short



he's got chores to do

El Padrino said...

Man Hanging From Tappan Zee Bridge Was Trying To Get Job Back


that's not how to do it

El Padrino said...

.....buy a comfy couch


^^^this

Blue said...

dwight howard clowning

El Padrino said...

deeewhite!

That's my quarterback said...

Vick 0-4 vs bears all time...suite

El Padrino said...

look at the marlins go

Keef said...

that's not how to do it



What if he was a trapeze dude?

That's my quarterback said...

What if he was a trapeze dude?



or a tree trimmer?

Blue said...

or worked for a mexican drug cartel informant

That's my quarterback said...

now is the time paterno pulls the "confused old man" act

Keef said...

or a tree trimmer?



Or a black guy in the south

Keef said...

I apologize for that

Blue said...

you just pissed off mize

Keef said...

you just pissed off mize


Right. But it made you happy and you have higher rank

That's my quarterback said...

that's why he hates white people

Blue said...

my favorite meiz re-tweet of the last week

If you could hear these old with bitches sitting next to us talking, you would understand why I hate white people.

Blue said...

i know he likes to deny it, but he's white

Keef said...

i know he likes to deny it, but he's white



VERY white

That's my quarterback said...

If you could hear these old with bitches sitting next to us talking, you would understand why I hate white people.



classic case of the pot calling the kettle white

Blue said...

i2i sort of with the cutler kitty guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

that didnt go well, 6 tounchdowns and vick/forte didnt get 1

forte is like the RB in varsity blues

'Lovie;s a fucking uncle tom

You know how many yards from scrimmage I average a game ? 155.

You know how many
touchdowns I have?

THREE. That's only because
I broke for over 17, 32, and 56 each time.

If we're inside the 5 he gives the ball to Barber or some receiver.

It's bullshit.
I'm just Love's black workhorse.'

Spaceman Spiff said...

"All you students chanting "Joe Must Go", you're too late. I already went in my pants. Goddamned bran muffins."

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

PSU presser cancelled

El Padrino said...

held vick to 10 points bears d couldnt get a score and hester was a nonfactor

8-1

Blue said...

fuck this sandusky guy

i'm not a penn state fan, but he needs to stand up and say, look "joe pa didn't touch those boys, i did" He did nothing wrong.

leave the old man alone

That's my quarterback said...

fuck this sandusky guy


reading the jury findings...horrible


disagree with you on leaving the admin and even joepa alone. if it was reported to them, they should have went right to the authorities, not take the guys keys away. this is not selling a jersey for money

Blue said...

joe pa, i don't blame.

the university admin that interviewed the grad assistant and then did nothing, should be in trouble.

Blue said...

joe pa probably thought it was a catholic thing

That's my quarterback said...

the university admin that interviewed the grad assistant and then did nothing, should be in trouble.



agree with that 100%, and it sounds like they are covering stuff up. not exactly sure what joepa knew...didn't they report it to him first? im on page 8 of 23

El Padrino said...

joe pa calling the AD to relay the message that the grad assistant saw the coach giving an 8 year old head is not enough

he should have called the cops
cmon

That's my quarterback said...

joe pa calling the AD to relay the message that the grad assistant saw the coach giving an 8 year old head is not enough

he should have called the cops



correct...anyone who knew should have called the cops.

Blue said...

joe pa is old. he didn't have time for that shit

El Padrino said...

i mean i dont blame him for it but i think he could have done a little more then just reporting to AD but hey maybe that was protocol and we know him and sandusky were close

Blue said...

dude said he didn't get into graphic details with joe pa, just said he thought there was some weirdness going on.

wasn't until the AD and VP interviewd the grad assistant did it come out the graphic nature of the offenses.

Blue said...

at least that's how I read it.

i mean could have been just playing grab ass and snapping towels and playing circle dick or something.

you know, normal homo lockerroom things

El Padrino said...

special victims unit man

SVU

In the Criminal Justice System, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

That's my quarterback said...

dude said he didn't get into graphic details with joe pa, just said he thought there was some weirdness going on


did he tell him sandusky was in the shower with a kid? that's enough to go to the cops with

Spaceman Spiff said...

notre dame helmets this week

hideous

Keef said...

maybe that was protocol and we know him and sandusky were close




There's a point where protocol goes out the door

El Padrino said...

agreed

Keef said...

notre dame helmets this week

hideous





My boy Brady Quinn would look great in that

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"BREAKING: Joe Paterno will not coach next season. Officials are planning his departure."

That's my quarterback said...

id be shocked if joepa is still coach at the end of the season. (we are!) penn state needs to clean house.

That's my quarterback said...

joepa will pull a rooney, leave coaching and die in a month

El Padrino said...

has to step down

it's a shame he's coached

El Padrino said...

since 1966

That's my quarterback said...

he was 31-0 at home


s

Keef said...

Pedophile State University

El Padrino said...

too soon

El Padrino said...

The recession-proof, big-dividend-paying, 52-week-high-trading, largest fast food company on the globe, McDonald's (NYSE: MCD) posted remarkable same-store sales worldwide. McDonald's global comparable sales growth of 5.5% in October.

the best.

Spaceman Spiff said...

matt millen crying

on TV today discussing PSU

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the best"

arooooooooooooooound

That's my quarterback said...

matt millen crying



heard it on the radio a few minutes ago

That's my quarterback said...

you see more and more of kids getting abused in the news. do you think it happens more often now a days, or are more people just getting caught?

El Padrino said...

happens more and victims come forward more

there are alot of bad people i n the world

Keef said...

I think there's more cases, but also the media coverage way more than it ever was and every case is making the media.

That's my quarterback said...

media is nuts...no doubt about that. if there are more cases...what do you think is causing it?

Keef said...

That's why LP needs to be careful with comments like "i want to box this lil dick right now"

That's my quarterback said...

some people say "sandusky touched those kids, not joepa"...its not like you take the person with the worse* crime and wipe the rest off the board

That's my quarterback said...

That's why LP needs to be careful with comments like "i want to box this lil dick right now"




fbi will catch that stuff

Keef said...

"media is nuts...no doubt about that. if there are more cases...what do you think is causing it?"


More people. Not being sarcastic at all. But the population is obviously much higher so there will be more cases. Also, I'm sure the internets has a huge impact. Sick fuckers can see that shit online and they want to get to it personally

Keef said...

some people say "sandusky touched those kids, not joepa"...its not like you take the person with the worse* crime and wipe the rest off the board




Yeah, JP shouldn't get a pass. I like his comment that was something like "what the intern told me wasn't near as graphic as the grand jury testimony". So I guess saying "coach was in the shower naked with an 8 year old" isn't big new in "Happy" Valley

Keef said...

*news

Mize said...

Interview was good this morning. can't wait for round 2.

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

i wonder if Los cried like millen

El Padrino said...

shocked this guy hasnt offed himself yet

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

paterno's son says joe will remain the coach at psu

El Padrino said...

until the end of the year

El Padrino said...

adele had throat surgey

bitch sang so hard she popped her vocal chords

That's my quarterback said...

Interview was good this morning. can't wait for round 2.



good yob*

El Padrino said...

CANT WAIT!

El Padrino said...

pretty soon some cold weather games will start popping off, making footyball even better

Keef said...

WFT is Adele?

/mize

Keef said...

Interview was good this morning. can't wait for round 2.




good luck

Keef said...

I still can't believe I got an $1100 check from a class action suit. And I can't believe I told cmk about it. Rookie mistake

That's my quarterback said...

In a thin market for starting pitching, Oswalt (9-10, 3.69) is one of the most attractive right-handers available.



he isn't that good looking

/mize

Keef said...

5'9" pitchers with little asses are everywhere

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"BREAKING: The Patriots have released DT Albert Haynesworth, I'm reporting. Wow."

suite, skins got something for him at least

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"Rookie mistake"

painting rooms twice was a rookie mistake. not pocketing that cash was looking at called strike 3, Carlos

Keef said...

85 is next

Keef said...

"painting rooms twice was a rookie mistake. not pocketing that cash was looking at called strike 3, Carlos"


Touche

Keef said...

Either way, that money is gonna be used to pay off a CC

That's my quarterback said...

"painting rooms twice was a rookie mistake. not pocketing that cash was looking at called strike 3, Carlos"


that's funny


Either way, that money is gonna be used to pay off a CC


you did the smat* thing

Spaceman Spiff said...

colts/pats flexed out of week 13 sunday night, no decision on replacement yet

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"Either way, that money is gonna be used to pay off a CC"

crazy talk

/ep

El Padrino said...

oh yeah the seperate accounts discussion

El Padrino said...

flexah

time to have sexah

Keef said...

oh yeah the seperate accounts discussion




Still bad typing, huh

El Padrino said...

week 13 giants play green bay

El Padrino said...

but that would give them 4 prime time games in a row

El Padrino said...

berlusconi resigned

Spaceman Spiff said...

"week 13 giants play green bay"

fox protected

Keef said...

Colts will go 0-16 this year and mize will switch to them

That's my quarterback said...

Colts will go 0-16 this year and mize will switch to them

hilarity

El Padrino said...

good yob fox

El Padrino said...

donte stallworf cut

Mize said...

"Colts will go 0-16 this year and mize will switch to them"


I already have a favorite NFL team

Blue said...

the patriots?

Mize said...

The Packers

That's my quarterback said...

Report: Red Sox eye Beltran

That's my quarterback said...

wall

Keef said...

Report: Red Sox eye Beltran



Just like he eyed strike 3

That's my quarterback said...

Just like he eyed strike 3



no time for that shit

/beltran

That's my quarterback said...

You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country is all about.

/Jackie Chiles (Paterno's attorney)

Keef said...

You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country is all about.




I don't think anyone is arguing that he should be legally responsible for not reporting it to police. But he definitely had a moral obligation, that's what people are arguing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

haters gonna hate

pic of joepa today

Blue said...

think about it this way. If paterno isn't willing to blow the whistle on something like this, why would a parent entrust their kid to the coach to be molded into a young man?

Keef said...

Reading that grand jury document now. Fucking disgusting shit

That's my quarterback said...

Reading that grand jury document now. Fucking disgusting shit

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That's my quarterback said...

I don't think anyone is arguing that he should be legally responsible for not reporting it to police. But he definitely had a moral obligation, that's what people are arguing.



that quote was from seinfeld. i agree with what you said though, and that quote kind of says that. the law doesn't have the moral obligation...from what some legal analyst said this morning on mike and mike, paterno did what he was legally required to do. Now that's according to that dude. Sadly, too many people hold themselves to the bare minimum legal requirement.

Spaceman Spiff said...

look at that pic, joepa is senile, he doesn't have a clue

That's my quarterback said...

think about it this way. If paterno isn't willing to blow the whistle on something like this, why would a parent entrust their kid to the coach to be molded into a young man?



yep

That's my quarterback said...

look at that pic, joepa is senile, he doesn't have a clue



remember that phone interview he did about a year ago? he had no idea what was going on or being said

Pass the Lysol said...

get ready for a 20 scroller in

5
4
3
2
1....

That's my quarterback said...

suite

Pass the Lysol said...

2011 - Free Veterans Day Meals

Applebee's - free meal, Friday, Nov. 11:

Chili's - free meal, Friday, Nov. 11. Chili's is offering all military veterans past and present their choice of one of 6 meals. This offer is available during business hours on November 11

Golden Corral - Free meal, Monday Nov. 14: The 10th annual Golden Corral Military Appreciation dinner will be held on Monday, November 14, 2011 from 5 PM to 9 PM in all Golden Corral Restaurants nationwide. The free "thank you" dinner is available to any person who has ever served in the United States Military.

Hooters - Free Meal, Friday, Nov. 11. Hooter's is serving up a free meal to military veterans all day on Veterans Day. Offer good for all veterans and active duty military personnel. Choose one of the new specialty items on the Hooter's menu.

Krispy Kreme - Offer available to all active-duty, retirees & veterans on Friday November 11th.

McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurants - free lunch or dinner, Sunday Nov 13, 2011: McCormick & Schmick's is celebrating their 13th annual Veteran's Appreciation Event on Sunday, November 13th. Veterans will be able to choose a complimentary lunch or dinner entree.

Outback Steakhouse - A week of Free Bloomin' Onions and Cokes Monday Nov. 7 - Friday Nov. 11. Outback Steakhouse is honoring America's military veterans by offering active duty military and veterans a free Bloomin' Onion and a Coca-Cola product during the week leading up to Veteran's Day.

Subway - Free Six Inch Sub. Select Subway locations offer a FREE six inch sub to military veterans on Veteran's Day. However, Subway restaurants are franchises, so this offer may not be available everywhere. Please call ahead.

Texas Roadhouse - free meal, Friday, Nov. 11. Offer varies by location; our local Texas Roadhouse is offering a free meal from opening until 4pm.

T.G.I. Friday's - Buy one get one free Nov 11-14. At participating locations for anyone with an old or current military ID. November 11-14.


-fyi for jug or anyone else to pass along to area veterans

Pass the Lysol said...

"Krispy Kreme"

-free doughnut for veterans

Pass the Lysol said...

I just think it's awesome when places do that; wanted to post again here

That's my quarterback said...

Hooters - Free Meal, Friday, Nov. 11. Hooter's is serving up a free meal to military veterans all day on Veterans Day. Offer good for all veterans and active duty military personnel. Choose one of the new specialty items on the Hooter's menu.



I'll be taking advantage of this one...and probably the subway one. thanks kod!

That's my quarterback said...

Golden Corral - Free meal, Monday Nov. 14


my dad, brother, and I have gone to this for the last 7 years or so. little tradition we have...they have a local hs rotc program post the colors and do the national anthem. its crowded as hell on that night, but fun for us.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"remember that phone interview he did about a year ago? he had no idea what was going on or being said"

can ya hear me mad dog?

Spaceman Spiff said...

Heavy D dead, 44

Pass the Lysol said...

I'll be taking advantage of this one...and probably the subway one. thanks kod!


no problem; thank YOU for your service (ns)

That's my quarterback said...

one of these things doesn't belong

Blue said...

you know what they should serve you for free.

shit on a shingle

That's my quarterback said...

no problem; thank YOU for your service (ns)



you are welcome

Blue said...

did you kill any ninjas?


that's what my nephew asked my dad when he talked about being in the Air Force and being stationed in Japan

That's my quarterback said...

that's what my nephew asked my dad when he talked about being in the Air Force and being stationed in Japan


no, but funny you mention that. i went to a school one morning to read to some kids and answer whatever questions they have. They have the craziest questions and the disappointment is obvious in their eyes when you tell them the truth.

do you have a bazooka?

have you ever killed anyone?

do you have a gun on you right now?

That's my quarterback said...

or when i meet adults:

them: what do you do?
me: im in the air national guard
them: oh, what do you fly?
me: i don't fly, i work in communications
them: oh

Keef said...

shit on a shingle



Had that all the time as a kid when we was po'

Keef said...

"do you have a bazooka?

have you ever killed anyone?

do you have a gun on you right now?"



will you touch my peepee?

/jerry sandusky

Keef said...

Heavy D dead, 44




That's 2

Keef said...

That should have said "will you stop touching my peepee"

Keef said...

me & a dude were talking about good chinese restaurants last night at HD. He says "My favorite chinese food place around here is callled Tokyo House". I gave him an ::El Padrino::

Mize said...

"My favorite chinese food place around here is callled Tokyo House"


Awesome.

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz/kod, did you guys team up to run the fakenbaseason twitter and website? dude has bucks and wolves in first in each conf, both undefeated

Mize said...

"meiz/kod, did you guys team up to run the fakenbaseason twitter and website? dude has bucks and wolves in first in each conf, both undefeated"


Dammit. I wish I had thought of this.

Spaceman Spiff said...

gathering at joepa's house

crazy pic, get off my lawn

Spaceman Spiff said...

joepa addresses fans

the gathering was in support

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"joepa addresses fans

the gathering was in support"


"victims or whatever you want to call them?"

joe is a foolish old fuck

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

tosh on tebowing was funny

That's my quarterback said...

careful Lp

That's my quarterback said...

Lp?

That's my quarterback said...

see, its not a choice. its a brain malfunction

Blue said...

new post

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