Friday, November 25, 2011

The day after

I am thankful for my picks.
I am thankful for my kids.
And wife I guess.
I am thankful for my cock.
I an thankful for HDTV and digital music.
I am thankful for the Tebow.
I am thankful for beer.
And wine.
And whiskey.
I am thankful for toilet paper.
I am thankful for porn.
I am thankful for ziploc bags.
I am thankful for gas grills.
I am thankful for butter.

Picks.
Minny +9.5
Cincy -7
Tampa +3
Indy +3.5
St Louis
Jets -9
Houston -3.5
Chicago +4.5
Seattle -3.5
Philly
Tebow +6
KC +10.5
New O -7

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Keef said...

Good work

Meiz said...

I'm getting raped at work.

Keef said...

I'm waiting for a rental car right now. Fucking Tiguan is getting repaired again. That thing is a piece of shit

Keef said...

Goddamn, it gets better. Rental place is out of cars and the only thing they can get right now for me is a minivan

I miss his musk said...

nothing wrong with a minivan

/h

Meiz said...

"I'm waiting for a rental car right now. Fucking Tiguan is getting repaired again. That thing is a piece of shit"


Should have gotten a Ford

Meiz said...

I don't know if that was s or ns.

El Padrino said...

fucking germans

El Padrino said...

i am thankful for leftovers

Keef said...

Should have gotten a Ford




Never never never never never never

El Padrino said...

you could have gotten a Acura RDX
much much better

El Padrino said...

but nobody cries over spilled milk

El Padrino said...

i hate working from home

Keef said...

you could have gotten a Acura RDX
much much better



For $200 more per month

El Padrino said...

yeah well sometimes you get raped

Meiz said...

Question. Do cops not in Wisconsin just randomly stop people and jam them up about suspicion of drunk driving frequently? Is this common? People would probably have a shit fit over that here.

Keef said...

AZ has strict DUI laws. Plus, it was the night before thanksgiving where a lot of people here go out to the bars

Keef said...

DTV went to hsil's this morning to install and they couldn't do it because of the way her balcony faced. She called cmk, bawling

El Padrino said...

hahahahhahahahhaaa

El Padrino said...

"Question. Do cops not in Wisconsin just randomly stop people and jam them up about suspicion of drunk driving frequently? Is this common? People would probably have a shit fit over that here."

you mean random checkpoints?

common

I miss his musk said...

"Should have gotten a Ford

Never never never never never never"


got no problems with my two fords

Meiz said...

"Never never never never never never"


I think my next car will be a Ford. They've been on the come up.

Meiz said...

"you mean random checkpoints?"


No, but we don't have those either. That'll probably never happen. The Tavern League of WI is too strong.

Meiz said...

"DTV went to hsil's this morning to install and they couldn't do it because of the way her balcony faced. She called cmk, bawling"


Its not like she can't have cable. What the fuck?

Keef said...

She was crying because she was planning on just watching tv all weekend and now she can't

Keef said...

got no problems with my two fords


Didn't you have a wheel fall off

Meiz said...

Heavens to Betsy! No tv????????

Meiz said...

"Didn't you have a wheel fall off"


I think that was the old van. And the mechanic's fault, IIRC

Keef said...

Heavens to Betsy! No tv????????


If you knew her, you'd understand. She would watch Lifetime 24/7 if she could

Meiz said...

I do understand

Keef said...

I thought this 2 homos on TC were going to start making out at the end

Meiz said...

I think I need to warsh my jeans

Meiz said...

Work has been absolutely dead this afternoon

Keef said...

LP, I know it's only Friday bro, but how many points am I getting tomorrow?

Pass the Lysol said...

damn, no control F on parents' apple.


well, in any case, happy thaksgiving LOV

Pass the Lysol said...

"you mean random checkpoints?

common"

Not in Minni; that shit is illegal, as it should be everywhere. Once upon a time, there was something called privacy, and freedom.

But that's a story for the great grandkids

Pass the Lysol said...

"Question. Do cops not in Wisconsin just randomly stop people and jam them up about suspicion of drunk driving frequently? Is this common? People would probably have a shit fit over that here."



yeah, but Minni and Sconnie have always been the last holdouts. Until recently, a DUI in Sconnie didn't necessarily mean a misdemeanor; until recently, the drinking age in Sconnie was 18. Until recently Minni was .10 and refused to follow the .08 bullshit.


until recently = until the federal government was set to pull all federal highway funding for Minni and Sconnie between 1990 and today

Meiz said...

Alright! CL fueled Kod!

Meiz said...

which reminds me, if I'm sober enough tomorrow I should get to the post office.

It won't likely happen though. Christmas parade is tomorrow, and that's a big drinking event here.

Meiz said...

I'm gonna save up a little cash and buy myself the Infinity powered sub I want. Gotta figure out where the hell to put it in the clown car 1st.

Keef said...

Once upon a time, there was something called privacy, and freedom.



I don't have a problem with random checkpoints. If it puts drunk drivers in jail, I'm ok with it

I miss his musk said...

"I think that was the old van. And the mechanic's fault, IIRC"

mize knows.... that van was a GM product

Keef said...

TOdd is going to KO some Seminoles tomorrow

I miss his musk said...

FSU/UF game tomorrow. lots of FSU people coming to the tailgate tomorrow. those fuckers can smell blood. FSU will win by at least 14

I miss his musk said...

no KOing Noles. lots of my friends are Noles fans

I miss his musk said...

good menu for tomorrow:

brats
sausage & peppers
smoked pork
ground brisket sliders
baked beans
pasta salad

we did a lot of cooking today

I miss his musk said...

sliced open my finger trimming up a piece of brisket... super glue and duct tape instead of stitches

Meiz said...

"mize knows.... that van was a GM product"


The Aveo's a champ so far. I've had previous bad luck with every one of my cars before the Aveo.

Meiz said...

"sausage & peppers"

I will never understand why people love this dish. gross.

Meiz said...

I'm currently really fucking salty about forgetting that Assassin's Creed 2 was coming on Amazon for $10 tonight. Pissed at myself.

Spaceman Spiff said...

NBA lockout over, season starts on Christmas baby!

tem said...

AC 2 is old. 4 is out already.

tem said...

Dui checkpoints here must be announced in the paper like a week ahead of time.

tem said...

I think NFL should get rid of the down by contact thing and go to college rules on that.

Keef said...

No

Meiz said...

"AC 2 is old. 4 is out already."


Yes, but I don't have AC2. And $10 is a bargain. Feel free to send me yours.

Meiz said...

Moronic Facebook Status Of The Day:

"Since the NBA is getting close to settling . Maybe they can take some money from their fat paychecks and reimburse all the small businessses in every NBA town, the hundreds of millions they lost why the players were dicking around with their contract. Take a look at all the businesses around the Bradley Center that were hurt during this strike. They could care less. After all, it is small business day. Maybe after the strike businesses should 'lock out' the players."




You fucking moron.

Keef said...

25 yard penalty is bad

Keef said...

Jesus, Braxton Miller throws worst* than Pryor

Keef said...

Wow, grate spot

Keef said...

I guess it was a good spot

tem said...

Braxton throws some ducks

tem said...

I traded in 2 already

tem said...

i never played 3.

Meiz said...

I've never even finished the 1st AC

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

First AC was repetitive as hell. 2 was alright. Just finishing up AC Brotherhood now. Will wait a bit before I pick up Revelations.

Meiz said...

I think Revelations was on sale for $28 at Walmart yesterday.

Keef said...

BF3 is $30 on Monday online. I think I'll buy it

Spaceman Spiff said...

suh hilarity

Meiz said...

By the by, Kev, I plan on ice fishing December 17 18 19.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Lions DT Ndamukong Suh is expected to be suspended at least two games."

Meiz said...

One of my buddies is having a case race on Twitter against a dude from Philly. Root for him. O:FP

Keef said...

What does that even mean?

Meiz said...

You don't know what a case race is?

Meiz said...

1. Case Race

A drinking game in which two cases of beer are required. You break up participants into teams. The first team to finish the entire case of beer is deemed the victor.

Keef said...

I dropped Dustin Keller from my $ team 10 minutes before kickoff to pick up Celek. Goddamnit

Meiz said...

Wait. You outright dropped Keller? YSC?

Spaceman Spiff said...

cj going off

Spaceman Spiff said...

blount has 4 fumbles, jeebus

Spaceman Spiff said...

beanie, 200 yards

Keef said...

Wait. You outright dropped Keller? YSC?



To pick up Celek, yes. Keller sucks this year until today

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Texans QB Matt Leinart, whose left arm was in a sling with a collarbone injury, said there's a "pretty good possibility" his season is over."

living the life man

Keef said...

Who's next on Houston's depth chart

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck deckers hands

Spaceman Spiff said...

'Who's next on Houston's depth chart'

TJ yates, played the whole second half, theyll have to sign a backup

Meiz said...

"Who's next on Houston's depth chart"


After Yates? Owen Daniels.

Keef said...

I dropped Keller and had Stevie Johnson and Mo Morris on my bench this week

Keef said...

Dennis Erickson will be fired by Arizona State this week and not coach in any bowl game in which the Sun Devils take part, sources said



Suite

Keef said...

Houston coach is the top candidate. Meh

Keef said...

Mahna mahna

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebowski!

Meiz said...

Tebow's gonna do it again!

Meiz said...

I'm thinking about adding an inspirational Tebow quote to my work email signature.

Meiz said...

Twitter spam is getting out of control. I'm reporting a minimum of 5 accounts a day.

Meiz said...

Spiff done got me in the Y! league

Spaceman Spiff said...

rivers just got rocked son, oh boy

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow time folks, turn on your TVs/streams, 5 minutes down 3

Meiz said...

Locked in all game.

Spaceman Spiff said...

!

Spaceman Spiff said...

atta boy decker, shake it off

Meiz said...

Motherfucking Decker.


Praise Tebow.

Keef said...

Wow, grate challenge Norv


S

Spaceman Spiff said...

every scar on norvs face represents a failed challenge

Spaceman Spiff said...

look at that touch, angels hand-carried that ball

Keef said...

Need a McGahee TD

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh snap, we might get to see OT ubertebow

Keef said...

Chargers are gonna drive down and win it

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite sack

Spaceman Spiff said...

both teams want OT

Spaceman Spiff said...

the fuck? SD could have 1 more play for FG range, let clock go out

Meiz said...

Tebowvertime!

Spaceman Spiff said...

ah, novak shown pissing on sideline

Spaceman Spiff said...

denver gets the ball

Keef said...

Ref splained OT rules wrong

Keef said...

Skins gonna win

Pass the Lysol said...

cmon Tebow

Spaceman Spiff said...

john fox dont believe

Spaceman Spiff said...

vonmiller time

Spaceman Spiff said...

denver D doin work

Keef said...

Celek did ok for me

Keef said...

Man, Tebow hates dumping it down to the RB

Spaceman Spiff said...

yup he rode the defender for the first

Keef said...

Generous spot

Spaceman Spiff said...

first down hand signal

Spaceman Spiff said...

he surfed the defender at first look

Keef said...

My $ team is up by 4 with Cruz & Ben left. Finally don't have to sweat one out

Keef said...

Ball was at the 39

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck, go for it

Keef said...

Fox has no balls

Spaceman Spiff said...

QB sneak would have got it

Keef said...

Gonna end up with a tie

Keef said...

Big day for Helu

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea he just needs touches

Spaceman Spiff said...

chargers won, damn you fox

Keef said...

I don't understand why announcers can't figure out how long FGs are going to be

Keef said...

Chargers have it on the 33 and Fouts says "it'll be about a 51 yarder from here"

Keef said...

Blockt!

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck you john fox, sabotage

Keef said...

Hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

MISSED

Keef said...

No good

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow got this

Meiz said...

Wow, Novak sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

first down

Keef said...

Jesus Fouts, that wasn't a late hit

Keef said...

Nice tats, Prater

Spaceman Spiff said...

Bernie Finedusky has been terminated by Syracuse University.

Meiz said...

Denver has to have the best defense in the NFL. There is no other reason for this.

Keef said...

100 yds for Willis. Suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcgahee gets an invisible piggyback ride from tebow!

Keef said...

Denver has to have the best defense in the NFL. There is no other reason for this.




Clock mgmt

Keef said...

Announcer doing everything he can to jinx Prater

Spaceman Spiff said...

fans leaving stadium, peace be with you

Keef said...

Tebow praying to hisself

Keef said...

Teeeeeebowwwwwww

Spaceman Spiff said...

his will is done, victory!

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Seriously you gotta love the fact that this kid just wins without the traditional skill set of an NFL QB.

Keef said...

Beauty and grace

Meiz said...

"Seriously you gotta love the fact that this kid just wins without the traditional skill set of an NFL QB."


Shut the fuck up.

I miss his musk said...

"Shut the fuck up."

mize takes his tebow bashing serious

Meiz said...

Urban Meyer misses you, TP.

Meiz said...

Jug has done exactly what he thinks he's fighting. He's made Tebow a race issue. This is funny to me.

I miss his musk said...

"Urban Meyer misses you, TP."

don't be silly. he misses his family. that's why he's not coaching anymore

Meiz said...

I was trying to incite a riot

Spaceman Spiff said...

if keef followed jose3030, he would be doing a running diary of the soul train awards right now

Spaceman Spiff said...

i will be posting the latest tebow unnecessary spin move GIF tomorrow

Meiz said...

"i will be posting the latest tebow unnecessary spin move GIF tomorrow"

It was glorious

I miss his musk said...

"if keef followed jose3030, he would be doing a running diary of the soul train awards right now"

jose3030 = dog shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

breaston just got whiplash'd and kept truckin

Spaceman Spiff said...

"jose3030 = dog shit"

sometimes

Meiz said...

"jose3030 = dog shit"


I'd tell you to wait for the NBA season, but you don't like basketball.

Keef said...

NBA sucks

Meiz said...

Exactly.

I miss his musk said...

"you don't like basketball"

not true. I just like NCAA more than nba

Meiz said...

"not true. I just like NCAA more than nba"


And I like AA baseball more than MLB.

That makes no sense.

Jug Whitlock said...

Jug has done exactly what he thinks he's fighting. He's made Tebow a race issue. This is funny to me.


read em all with a big S

Meiz said...

"read em all with a big S"


Thank you for clarifying.

NS

Jugdish said...

i was being bizarro mize

Jugdish said...

sorry for the no post on thursday. i should have scheduled a post before i left on wed

Jugdish said...

freaking kevin smith. i pick up kevin smith in two of my three $$$ leagues. in one of them i benched green ellis for him

Pass the Lysol said...

"Since the NBA is getting close to settling . Maybe they can take some money from their fat paychecks and reimburse all the small businessses in every NBA town, the hundreds of millions they lost why the players were dicking around with their contract. Take a look at all the businesses around the Bradley Center that were hurt during this strike. They could care less. After all, it is small business day. Maybe after the strike businesses should 'lock out' the players."




"You fucking moron."




is Bradley a taxpayer funded stadium? If so, I agree with that status, except for the last sentence, which I doesn't make sense to me.

Meiz said...

"is Bradley a taxpayer funded stadium? If so, I agree with that status, except for the last sentence, which I doesn't make sense to me."


No, the BC was privately paid for by the Pettit family. They also paid for The Pettit Center, where US National hockey, speed skating, and figure skating teams also train.

Meiz said...

And if your business survives or fails because you're relying on the fucking NBA, you're doing it wrong.

Keef said...

If someone opens a business downtown next to a basketball arena, of course they're relying on NBA crowds for a lot of their business

Meiz said...

"If someone opens a business downtown next to a basketball arena, of course they're relying on NBA crowds for a lot of their business"

That makes them dumb. If you're paying for downtown real estate, you better not rely on the Bucks.

Jugdish said...

depends on the area too. the area down by minute maid park really has nothing else nearby as far as nightlife goes. one of the bars has stuff there for other sport seasons...not sure how the others survive

Meiz said...

"one of the bars has stuff there for other sport seasons...not sure how the others survive"


Maybe because people actually enjoy going there?

Keef said...

That makes them dumb. If you're paying for downtown real estate, you better not rely on the Bucks.




Are you serious? So if you buy a restaurant or barnext to a major league venue, you're not counting on that venue bringing you a lot of money?

Jugdish said...

could be...they don't seem to have a lot of redeeming value other than they are right across the street from the stadium. food wasn't that good and the beer was pricey.

Jugdish said...

im sure they make the bulk of their money during the season and the off months maybe they break even or lose

Jugdish said...

toyota center is different...better area for night life.

Keef said...

im sure they make the bulk of their money during the season and the off months maybe they break even or lose



Right. Most bars by the arenas or stadiums here are dead many nights during the offseason

Keef said...

toyota center is different...better area for night life.



But I bet they make at least double during the season compared to the rest of the year

Jugdish said...

Lp

Meiz said...

"Are you serious? So if you buy a restaurant or barnext to a major league venue, you're not counting on that venue bringing you a lot of money?"


My point is that they shouldn't. Downtown is always busy. There are successful bars & restaurants elsewhere.

Meiz said...

Besides, the guy whose FB status that was is an insurance agent in Grafton. What the fuck does it matter to him?

Jugdish said...

stevie johnson plaxico TD dance, followed by penalty on kickoff, followed by botched kickoff recovery by jets, followed by TD reception for plaxico = hilarity

Jugdish said...

interviewer asked him if that was a planned td celebration and he said "no"...bs

Meiz said...

"stevie johnson plaxico TD dance, followed by penalty on kickoff, followed by botched kickoff recovery by jets, followed by TD reception for plaxico = hilarity"


Some might call it perfection

Meiz said...

"interviewer asked him if that was a planned td celebration and he said "no"...bs"


You get fined for planned/choreographed celebrations. The answer is always no.

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