Monday, November 07, 2011

Congrats to Temwr87

Howdy, kids. So tem is married now. I think. I mean, I haven't seen anything that says he didn't do it. But I also haven't seen any confirmation that he went through with it. So I think I'm just going to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. Welcome to the sex twice a month club. It's really grate*.

My favorite part of the weekend was learning about kod's gambling strategery. Actually, I lied. I had sex this weekend (half the monthly allowance), so learning about slot machines was my second favorite part. I would like to learn more about kod's methods but I'm guessing that's the only thing that stays in his closet.

I mentioned it over the weekend, but the sketch on SNL of Kim K's divorce was hilarity. If you didn't see it, here it is.


Who Dey! Watch out!

Jug, your name/pic that mize posted was That's my quarterback

The ending to the AZ/StL game was probably the best finish to a really shitty game that I've ever seen. It helped that AZ's D was filling in on a bye week for my $ team. And even though I had Chris Oingoboingo in my lineup instead of CJ.2K, my team still racked up the most pts for the week. Yay me. Maybe I'll move up from 7th to 6th place.

I boat* that TV deal for hsil yesterday. She doesnt have a credit card so I boat* it and she'll pay it off. This could end badly (S). But I went to buy it online yesterday and it said sold out online. So I looked at local stores and only like 3 stores said available in store only. So I called the one closest to my house and they had 1 left but it was $499 instead of $479. Still a good deal, though. Good talk, Russ.

I think it's supposed to be like 38° here tonight. That's chilly. I love it. Bring on winter. I can't effing wait for the holidays.

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City of Champions™ said...

It's cold this morning. But it is supposed to warm up to like 60. Love New England weather.

City of Champions™ said...

I have a 14 point lead over Keith. He has Mccoy going tonight. I still think I'm gonna lose.

City of Champions™ said...

Do we think Joe Paterno had no idea about the abuse or was he out of the loop? I think either scenario is plausible.

City of Champions™ said...

48% of middle school students have experienced sexual harassment in the last year.

City of Champions™ said...

I hope everything went awesome fo Tem's wedding. NS.

City of Champions™ said...

Big morning.

Blue said...

TEeeeBOW

Blue said...

i'd prefer not to talk about the penn state thing...fucking disguting douchebag

Blue said...

fucking eli manning

Blue said...

i guess he's elite now

Blue said...

20/39 for 250yds against one of the worse defenses in the NFL


ELITE!

City of Champions™ said...

It's actually THE worst defense. How do they let Eli drive the ball down with 1:36 left? Horrible.

Blue said...

but he is 5th in passer rating, so he's got that going for him.

Blue said...

i started a firebelichick page

Keef said...

Fucking Cheifs* defense

El Padrino said...

It's actually THE worst defense. How do they let Eli drive the ball down with 1:36 left? Horrible.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

EAT IT.

Fucking eat it.

I'm drinking the tears of pats fans today, again, and it taste delicious.

Keef said...

Ok rev

Blue said...

i still fucking hate the raiders

Blue said...

although the "tebow sucks" chants by the crowd were a nice touch

Tyler said...

Congrats Tem.

El Padrino said...

And twice he drove down the field to score, the first go ahead and the game winner

clambake face

only question is should i go with the sliding tom brady pic or just a bad ass ELIte Eli face

El Padrino said...

dude it's bahstan extra gloating is necessary

El Padrino said...

i was so pumped i was rooting against fat bo macmillion on next iron chef

he's hilarious, says thanks bro to the chick judge

El Padrino said...

zakarian being douchey again

i dont care what the challenge is im going to make some nice brunch items

El Padrino said...

your pic

name is

NFL's First Lesbian QB

Blue said...

is that john travolta?

El Padrino said...

31-1

El Padrino said...

ha, from swordfish

Keef said...

And twice he drove down the field to score, the first go ahead and the game winner



So the Giants D sucks too. Got it

El Padrino said...

i'd prefer not to talk about the penn state thing...fucking disguting douchebag

^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Life sucks. Sometimes you get raped

El Padrino said...

So the Giants D sucks too. Got it

0 first half points allowed

face

Keef said...

Man, if games were only 1 half instead of 2 they would of* shut out NE. Congrats

El Padrino said...

fucking raiders

El Padrino said...

taking food out of my pantry

El Padrino said...

"Man, if games were only 1 half instead of 2 they would of* shut out NE. Congrats"

you hate bahstan slightly more than nyc

your supposed to join me in mocking the pats and aitch and the dumb accents

El Padrino said...

like my picks this past week keef?

or you only like to bash?

El Padrino said...

fucking rams

fucking raiders

Keef said...

"you hate bahstan slightly more than nyc

your supposed to join me in mocking the pats and aitch and the dumb accents"



True. But you take bait like no other

El Padrino said...

Rob Reiner Making Gay Marriage Movie...


Meathead

Keef said...

ISWYDT

El Padrino said...

"Every team that passed on Rodgers in the draft -- Miami, for Ronnie Brown, Minnesota (Troy Williamson), Washington (Carlos Rogers), Minnesota again (Erasmus James), Jacksonville (Matt Jones), and, just one pick before Green Bay, Oakland (Fabian Washington) -- has to be retching right now."

Kod.

El Padrino said...

heard rodney had the shakes in the nbc viewing room

Keef said...

20 years ago today Magic said he had magic johnson aids.

Keef said...

20 years. Goddamn

El Padrino said...

spiff gif of the year has to be the Sanchez flinch

what a homo

El Padrino said...

20 years. Goddamn

^^^^

god mother fucking damn

El Padrino said...

chad johnson is awful

Keef said...

"god mother fucking damn"


I remember I was a freshman, sitting at home watching TV waiting to go to basketball practice when that came on

Blue said...

"fucking raiders"

apology accepted

Blue said...

i told you that wasn't the lock of the week

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he's hilarious, says thanks bro to the chick judge"

yup, i'm not rooting against him anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

chiarello/majumdar beef gonna last forever

Spaceman Spiff said...
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Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff gif of the year has to be the Sanchez flinch"

sanchez

vs.

kobe

El Padrino said...

chiarello/majumdar beef gonna last forever

alton brown too about the egg

El Padrino said...

suprised irvine went home, thought zakarian for just doing whatever the fuck he wanted to and burrell should have been in bottom

she didnt elevate the ballpark food

irvine grinded a hot dog with a hamburger for a slider, genius

El Padrino said...

kobe wins

El Padrino said...

peanut pesto was brilliance

Spaceman Spiff said...

"burrell should have been in bottom"

yea, she made stuff you can find at any local joint

Spaceman Spiff said...

i have vick+forte going against shady+19 tonight, expecting to win

El Padrino said...

dude made fresh fettucine in like 12 min


still shakin my head

El Padrino said...

got bears D vs Vick and Avant

meiz has the upper hand, undefeated streak on the line

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck hasselbeck for throwing to 20 different receivers

El Padrino said...

fuck the raiders

El Padrino said...

in my $$ league i have vincent jack & julio jones

they each totaled more than my opponent this week

El Padrino said...

and i still have mccoy and bears d to go, i think im up 90 points something stupid like that

just embarrassing this dude

his name is

DEM COWBOYS

yes!

Spaceman Spiff said...

$ league opponent had julio on the bench or else it'd be over already

Spaceman Spiff said...

"DEM COWBOYS

yes!"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

hey guys

Blue said...

blue changed his keeper league name to dolphins & colts, and he promptly won a game...

and the dolphins won as well


coincidence? I think not.

Spaceman Spiff said...

on a weekend pizza roll, truffle pizza 2 weeks ago, homemade grilled pizzas last weekend, margherita and a prosciutto/date, bought pre-made dough though

Spaceman Spiff said...

still haven't seen the peterson return

Spaceman Spiff said...

hialrity that the last rivers pick was almost taken back all the way too

Spaceman Spiff said...

couldnt believe flacco went big ben

El Padrino said...

the hitting version of Aroldis Chapman

Sailing by chriss cross was a nice touch

Spaceman Spiff said...

got shannyd again but worked out, will be suite if beck/helu continue their kolb/shady routine

El Padrino said...

nice pizza porn

El Padrino said...

3:20 mark on that video for action

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"dude made fresh fettucine in like 12 min


still shakin my head"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the hitting version of Aroldis Chapman"

the fuck did i just fast forward/click through

El Padrino said...

scouting video

Keef said...

still haven't seen the peterson return



was grate. Still can't believe he fielded it on the 1

Keef said...

I benched Chris Johnson this week and won. I see a correlation

El Padrino said...

hot damn that kardash thing is funny

El Padrino said...

Morgan is getting married himself next year, to gorgeous 25-year-old Megan Wollover, who’s arranging lilies in the kitchen. She was working at a pharmacy when they met, she tells me, and is now getting an online master’s in business from the College of New Jersey. He proposed within three weeks of a blind date six months ago. “I hypnotized her,” Morgan says. “She called me the Black Svengali!” Then, switching stories: “This is what happened: We walked into the club and I went like this”—he lifts up his shirt, grins, and slaps his protruding belly—“and that’s the mating call! It’s dinnertime! Supper’s ready!”


man he is nuts

El Padrino said...

melky to san fran for sanchez

Keef said...

Finally got to see TC last night. Dude butchering the pig was awesome

Keef said...

was melky in KC?

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

Well played, sir.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea

Keef said...

I can't stand Maroon 5, but that song with them & Gym Class Heroes is aight

Spaceman Spiff said...

song just says featuring adam levine and not maroon 5, maybe thats why

Keef said...

He's really the one I hate

El Padrino said...

hate that guy

that jagger song i want to murder people when i hear it

El Padrino said...

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...
Well played, sir.



bada paapapa I'm lovin it

Keef said...

Boat* all that candy last week, used the Kit Kats and made homemade blizzards this weekend. Looks like I won't be hitting up DQ for quite a while

Keef said...

Gonna announce an MJ doc verdict at 2pm MST

El Padrino said...

you have a soft serve ice cream masheen* in your house?

ballin'

Keef said...

"that jagger song i want to murder people when i hear it"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

you have a soft serve ice cream masheen* in your house?



No. But you mix up the ice cream enough and it gets soft enough

El Padrino said...

"No. But you mix up the ice cream enough and it gets soft enough"

oh nice you have a cold stone granite frozen counter

ballin'

El Padrino said...

rex ryan trying to jump in the air is humorous

El Padrino said...

san fran at 7-1 have 5 games left vs their shitty nfc west neighbors

2 vs az and 2 vs st loo, one vs seattle

other 3 games

giants, ravens (thanksgiving night) and steelers

El Padrino said...

dark knight stills from downtown

saw another GPD car friday

Keef said...

oh nice you have a cold stone granite frozen counter



Yeah. It's how I keep my kielbasa frozen before I mail it

El Padrino said...

that stanford kid, #81 that gets rocked once a week should not play any longer

El Padrino said...

man that ryan clark is like a missle

Blue said...

guess eli didn't have a high enough "awareness rating" to make the list

Blue said...

you can't make this shit up

El Padrino said...

i can make up whatever i want

/pecos

El Padrino said...

sparano says : "now the dolphins are using Bush the right way"


TWSS

Keef said...

you better run better run, faster than my bullet

El Padrino said...

so the bama game

brutal

El Padrino said...

someone said the ok state qb is like 27 years old

what goes on here

Mize said...

My old man's about to place a cap in a raccoon's wig. Good times.

Mize said...

No, EP & Blue, an actual raccoon.

Mize said...

I actually kinda feel bad for the raccoon, being that its stumbling around and can't function. And it's my Mom's fault. That psycho bitch puts rat poison out in the yard to kill squirrels & chipmunks. Who the fuck does that?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"someone said the ok state qb is like 27 years old

what goes on here"

weinke part deuce

Spaceman Spiff said...

conrad murray guilty

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef cant watch next iron chef for at least another week, candy next week, dike falkner safe

Mize said...

I think the raccoon's rallying!

El Padrino said...

guilty

Mize said...

Raccoon's still retarded, but it's actually walking around now.

Mize said...

It just got into something that made is worse. Something's sticking out of it's mouth

El Padrino said...

mama used to just chase them coons off the porch with a broom

Mize said...

Oh, I think it's just drooling that much.

Where the fuck is the old man? Shoot this fucking thing.

Mize said...

Thing's going apeshit now.

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"keef cant watch next iron chef for at least another week, candy next week, dike falkner safe"

I though keith was talking about the other dude, Anne Burrell

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I though keith was talking about the other dude, Anne Burrell"

dont remember the exact comment, but i came to the conclusion he was referring to falkner

Mize said...

"I can't stand Maroon 5, but that song with them & Gym Class Heroes is aight"


Stereo Hearts or something like that?

Keef said...

dont remember the exact comment, but i came to the conclusion he was referring to falkner



No, TP got it

Keef said...

The chick Guy Fieri

Keef said...

"guilty"


LP is awesome

El Padrino said...

thanks

El Padrino said...

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Blue said...

"someone said the ok state qb is like 27 years old"

i think he's 28 now.

played minor league baseball for like 6 years

Keef said...

paying bills is fun

El Padrino said...

paying bills is fun

said Ralph Wilson

Blue said...

the owner of the bills?

Mize said...

I got Kod a gift today. It is worth about 2% of what he gave me.

Mize said...

Blue, can you please tell Keith that Tebow stinks as a QB.


Thanks in advance.

Keef said...

mize pays attention like LP

Mize said...

Dead coon

Keef said...

I said Tebow is the best that Denver has

Mize said...

"mize pays attention like LP"


There was a crazy raccoon running around the yard today. I apologize.

Mize said...

"I said Tebow is the best that Denver has"


Oh. I still think Brady Quinn's a better quarterback.

Keef said...

Dead coon




Easy, Dahmer

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

I got put in twitter jail for retweeting LP's Muslim/Tebow tweet last night.

Mize said...

I'm making a goddman chris.mas list. Mainly because my family is retarded.

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"Oh. I still think Brady Quinn's a better quarterback."

I would disagree

Keef said...

Fruit doesn't fall far

Mize said...

"I would disagree"

Shocking.

Blue said...

brady quinn is awful

Blue said...

tebow isn't great.

his biggest problem is the speed of the game, he has to recognize blitzes and know his internal clock.

he was way better at that this week.

people get all excited about him. It's been 6 starts. If you compare his first 6 starts to a lot of guys who became great QBs he's has better stats.

Blue said...

i keep going back and forth on him.

I honestly think he could be Akili Smith, or he could turn into a Brad Johnson type that is a good game Manager

Keef said...

brady quinn is awful




I'll accept your apology now, mize

Mize said...

"I'll accept your apology now, mize"


Tim Tebow is worse.

Mize said...

Tebow do be outrunnin' some motherfuckers, though.

Mize said...

Willis sure sounded nonplussed with Tebow in that interview on SC there.

Keef said...

I hate that everything is on an hour later now. Woe

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Arizona high school running back D.J. Foster had statistically one of the top performances in high school football history last Friday when he ran for 508 yards and scored 10 touchdowns in a playoff game. "

7 rushing, only 20 carries

Keef said...

Asu trying to get him. It's between them & Oregon

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

I bet there were a few complaints about running up the score in that game. What was the final?

TMQ will probably be all holier than now* about the lack of sportsmanship.

Mize said...

I hate when people complain about running up the score. HATE it.

NFL's First Lesbian QB said...

I agree

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"Tebow do be outrunnin' some motherfuckers, though."

mize is starting to see the light

Mize said...

"mize is starting to see the light"


Tebow is a shitty quarterback

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I bet there were a few complaints about running up the score in that game. What was the final?"

81-48, 1st round playoff game, other teams fans were probly excited to watch a top prospect

Keef said...

earlier in the season that team sat that RB and the other starters against a "rival" because they didn't care about the game. So the coach is kind of a prick

Keef said...

Mize, what's that 360 game I need to get?

Keef said...

I really wanted to put a "glad you decided to go through with it this time" comment on tem's FB

El Padrino said...

modern warfare

duh

El Padrino said...

my son is throwing food every where i want to box this lil dick right now

Keef said...

I don't think it was that. Battleground something or other

El Padrino said...

I got put in twitter jail for retweeting LP's Muslim/Tebow tweet last night.

whats that mena twitter jail?

El Padrino said...

battlefield 3

Keef said...

i want to box this lil dick right now


TOTPM

Keef said...

Is the boy walking around now?

El Padrino said...

Is the boy walking around now?""

no he's lazy

he rolls around on the floor an awful lot though

El Padrino said...

cmep says i drink too much

i beg to differ

El Padrino said...

we went out sat night and i had about 8 or 9 beers over the course of 2-3 hours with plenty of cheap mexican eats and she was tight that i drove home

i told her this is why i drink during the week so i can drink more on the weekend

couched it that night

Keef said...

Drinking a lot doesn't make it harder to reach .1 BAC

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"i want to box this lil dick right now


TOTPM"


^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

deathly afraid of dui, but 8 or 9 cold ones plus food with a water or two plus a few pisses im good

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"couched it that night"

sounds familiar

El Padrino said...

i ate like a beast too

El Padrino said...

disclaimer though

I FUCKING HATE MY COUCH

so it's really like a punishment

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"deathly afraid of dui, but 8 or 9 cold ones plus food with a water or two plus a few pisses im good"

maybe, if you have your get out of jail pba card

Keef said...

deathly afraid of dui, but 8 or 9 cold ones plus food with a water or two plus a few pisses im good


9 beers in 2 hours, you aren't good, BAC-wise

Mize said...

"Mize, what's that 360 game I need to get?"


Battlefield 3

Keef said...

so it's really like a punishment




Yeah. TP's is more for enjoyment


S

Mize said...

I ♥ when EP rationalizes things he knows he wrong about. Just own it, man. You don't have to try to explain everything away.

Mize said...

I boat a couple new tip ups today. Couldn't find the flasher blades I was looking for though. That suckt. I want pretty & shiny, not just gold or silver.

Keef said...

I drink every day so I wouldn't get a DUI because drinking gives me more blood

/LP

Keef said...

About 2 years ago I got a class action suit letter against Apollo Group for employees suing that they didn't get paid OT for hours they worked. I just filled out the form and sent it back. I got a check for $1113 in the mail today. Eow

Mize said...

TP should follow @sgw94 on the twitter. Actually, everybody should follow him.

Mize said...

"About 2 years ago I got a class action suit letter against Apollo Group for employees suing that they didn't get paid OT for hours they worked. I just filled out the form and sent it back. I got a check for $1113 in the mail today. Eow"


Okay, WTF, I'm suing old bossman when I get the money. I need to find out the statute of limitations on that shit.

Mize said...

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